MF DOOM - Kookies (Original 2004 Version) [1080p] 

They mandela effect'd my man DOOM

This is why you buy and preserve your albums

It's such a shame this version isn't more prevalent.

I remember back in November of 2004 I got this album for me and my girlfriend, and we absolutely loved this song, we both grew up with classic Sesame Street so hearing this was such a fun time! It’s sad to see that the newer copy’s don’t have this version, and that nobody knows about the best version, the intended version.

If you've been looking for this version, CONGRATS If you're here to listen again WELCOME BACK!!!!

i feel like im part of an inside joke

I was today's year old when I found out this is the og version! Makes so much sense now to name the song kookies

Put on 1979 sesame street for my son and finally heard this sample in the credits WOW i miss DOOM

This instrumental used to be my ring tone back in the day.. Maybe 2009.. People loved it... They would say "Is that sesame street?".....lol

The Sesame Street sample is so crazy 🔥🔥🔥🔥

This version is so much better than the version on streaming

"Supposed to be checking emails all I got is messages from ass naked females, I don’t know no Jenny she said it's free and I won't owe her a penny" if you know you know😂😂😂man DOOM was something else R.I.P💔

This song being about masturbation is so wild to me but relatable🤷🏾‍♂️

this version is one of my all time favorite songs. ALL CAPS and fly high to the King

I come here every time it comes up on my Spotify, hate hearing it without the OG sample

Been looking for this version forever.

🙏💚! OG version is classic

Verse 1] It's horrible One lonely evening alone, home End up with carpal tunnel syndrome And here I am, known for giving heavy back aches Grown and living off of Little Debbie snack cakes Supposed to be checking emails All I got is messages from ass naked females I don't know a Jenny She said it's free and I won't owe her a penny And that's the last time I saw her But thousands of more horrors on online Gomorrah And Sodom, they got 'em with they curls out And they got a better sales pitch than the Girl Scouts I wonder what I owe her For a whole box of caramel coconut samoa ("Nite nite!") Uh, okay honey, sweet dreams Now it's time to get serious like Peek Freans A metal handful, wipe it on the quilt Wife wake up and I'm kill't over spilt milk Locked in, looking at your picture Fully clothed winter and I'm right there with ya Thinking about the last time I split your wishbone A man could only wish you do the same 'til he get home Fat chance, at least he get snacks That'd have to do 'til a brother get back Until then smack One-Eyed Jack And hope one of his peoples can hook him with a tri-pack That's three different flavors Chocolate, vanilla and strawberry wafers Acting all hard, 'bout to get beat up I'll show him what time it is once I get this sheet up Soon as he fell off the beat down All I hear is, "13th cell, put the sheet down" Damn C.O., what the hell do she know? Besides the fact she wanna get dug out on the d-low A workaholic with a fountain in the ink pen Out in the mountains and I stopped drinking again In the wee hours, he's gotten farther Needing three showers, being hot and bothered The wiz with her legs bent, pregnant God bless the day she wondered where her egg went I need a L, it's hard to drink without it And could use some kookies but trying not to think about it Watching "BET" on jazz for knowledge on file Every other commercial, college hoes gone wild Soft batch, I prefer the other bunch Like we got for lunch, chocolate fudge butter crunch [Instrumental Break] [Verse 2] He don't mess with the Ritz Bits Wheat Thins, Saltines or Triscuits Matzos or Cheez-Its Catch sugar fits every time that he sees Chips Ahoy, double chocolate chunk Something with the bubble and the junk in the trunk Even the Oreos, no matter what weather Always kept 'em dipped in milk and stuck together In the game he's shameless Even uses a code name: Famous Amos It's cheaper than a short stay at the Days Inn And good like 25 cent oatmeal raisin Give a hand to who invented the camera Skip past the graham, animal and Grandma’s Shh, make sure she don't wake from her dream chill Or get caught with a handful of cream fill [Interlude] "Oh, honey! What are you doing? That's so nasty!" It might seem ill "Ew! Go wash your hands!" (No) Kookies "Get out of here!" [Outro: Samples] "DOOM is master of the world." "I'd sure hate to see that ugly mug of yours in my history book." "You've disturbed me for the last time." (Voice 1): Hey, y'know something gang, that DOOM ain't really all bad (Voice 2): What do you mean, Ben? (Voice 1): Well, on account of him I had me a real good time. Y'know, I mean, between you and me I kinda like being black (Voice 3): Well, maybe if we're lucky he'll attack us once more and send you back, Benjamin (Voice 1): Ah-haha very funny, very very funny (Voice 2): He must be mad (Voice 4): Well, if anyone can do it. Nevertheless let's get out of here, while we can (Misc. Voice): Food, we need food

this version is THE BEST VERSION.

Have the Hip-Hop Hendrix 'Mm.. Food' downloaded on my old phone and was listening to it at work, this version of Kookies is on it and I've always thought it was normally part of it until I tried finding the beat and went insane one morning. He really was a villain hiding some pieces..

I’ve always liked this version more

Doom's work is ingenious. Unlike most in the mc business, he's an artist, not an entertainer. His corpus will survive like Miles Davis' and Beethoven's. Using poetry and prosody, often in a surrealist/modernist stream of consciousness style while simultaneously mocking the gangster nonsense is a refreshing trope. Nearly as refreshing as his admission that he doesn't, or didn't, when alive, listen to hip hop. He was into Coltrane and Jazz. Love this man's work, miss this man's new work, and anyone into the poetics of hip hop knows Doom is in the top tier of all who productively contributed. I didn't want to believe his death was real, but so it goes.

The Thing’s line always makes me laugh, ya know that DOOM ain’t all bad, on the count of him I happened to have a good time. Between you and me, I kinda like being black. Lol

I knew I wasn't crazy...

i find it weird how they werent able to clear the sample for kookies, but they were able to for horehound (the instrumental version of the song)

Muuuuch better than the one that's onnthe playlist & "full album" videos. This is how I remember it and gel better with the beats of the other tracks

This beat give me futurama vibes

both versions go hard

I see that Doom remembered his KMD roots by sampling Seseme Street. Shame we didn't get a cameo from Dr. Bert.

WOW. This is my first time hearing this. Kookies was my least favorite song from the album, but the original is so much better than what's streaming.

Not gonna lie, the Cookie Monster and Count samples hit hard

One day when I have kids I’m gonna play this song when we put cookies out for Santa.

THANK YOU for the high quality upload. The uploads from 2009 are not great. Neither is the "official" version.

Best version.

this is the only real version. the remix is an "extra" it doesnt at all sound mixed or mastered in the same studio spaces as the rest of the album. this one fits way better anyway its the sesame street track lol

Real recognize real

Best version

Funny that this song had to be changed, but the Sesame Street sample on "Guinesses" from the very same album didn't cause any problems.

this shit goes too hard my nigga 🔥

KOOKIES!

Holy shit this is way better than the current album version

This version definitely works better as a close for the album. The "official" version is a little too low-key

wish they had this licensed, this is way better than the version that got published from then on

KOOKIESSS

KOOKIESSS!!!

I like this one better, it’s the one I remember more

Gone too soon, imagine if he sampled that Billy Jo Jive theme. 😮

KOOKIES!!!!!!

I much much prefer this version

Between you and me I kinda like being black..

THIS IS WAY BETTER THAN THE ORIGINAL OMGGG

This version is neat but I reaaally love the bass guitar and drums in the newer version.

Funky Chimes from Sesame Street. Ill.

GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAR!!!!!!!!!

Fnu fact: This was scrapped because of the unlicensed sample of a Sesame Street episode.

"Thirteen Cell put the sheet down"

ok huney sweet dreams 👨🏻‍🦳💋

LMFAOO

And that's why sample clearances are full of shit, even the 2007 reissue omits it.

Why did they take this version off of the digital release?! This version is far superior

KooooKKKKiii33333zzz

why do u need to list the resolution of the the cove rof the album like i can hear the 1080p

Jesus loves you

I like it but I like the other version better

This is genius