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#PeteDavidson on being misled by #Drake lyrics, weird American anti-weed commercials, and his experience at #freeclinics .
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@pieceofloveb2638 4 года назад

“YO” “what?” “w e e d”

@bholmesdev 4 года назад

Likes at 420 and almost hit the button 😬

@Paducahrus 4 года назад

My commercial - Me eating every bit of food in the house.

@D4dmeat 3 года назад

@@bholmesdev mo

@D4dmeat 3 года назад

@@bholmesdev ll

@snap-off5383 4 года назад

Pete pulls up to the stop sign and waits for it to turn green: WEED.

@suparockr 4 года назад

I did that shit sober yesterday

@snap-off5383 4 года назад

@@suparockr I've done it twice Stoned. You know how you drive by autopilot I think we handle the stop signs and stop lights by autopilot too and sometimes they just get mixed up. 😜

@ashspades5307 4 года назад

Getting lost a block from your house for nearly 2 minutes.. weed

@nancyhernandez2271 3 года назад

Snap-off Autopilot is real! I randomly decided to GO at a red light. WTF

@snap-off5383 3 года назад

@@nancyhernandez2271 in az today? Today I Saw a black dodge car do exactly that, spontaneously, almost got hit by a dodge pickup at about 50 mph. Was that you? My dad would say "a miss is a mile".

@frogtaco9591 4 года назад

Imagine being high, cracking jokes in front of hundred of people lol

@danielatobal8918 3 года назад

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@cellblocknine5385 3 года назад

that would be the worst, most anxiety inducing thing ever lol

@natehawk3629 3 года назад

@@cellblocknine5385 not if you're high, lmao.

@humanangst8801 3 года назад

@@natehawk3629 especially when I’m high

@bigdaddy4406 3 года назад

He doesn't have to. 💯😅

@johnthomas4790 4 года назад

I’m smoking weed in my crocs, I feel personally attacked

@linkholder 3 года назад

John Thomas wears crocs WEED

@viceb7 3 года назад

😂

@SeanLain 3 года назад

That's offensive to crocodile attack survivors

@jakefastf 3 года назад

You need to reconsider everything

@p.al.o4437 2 года назад

Hahahaha

@dying_allthetime 5 лет назад

"Yo! A Crocs store!" "I heard they're mighty comfortable!" WEED 😳

@Ceelker 5 лет назад

@Mike070405 That's anybody every other time, doesn't have to be on weed.

@txmilxssi7803 5 лет назад

@Mike070405 see that's why you're not a comedian, that happens to me every other week and i don't even smoke weed

@westsidetinywinos644 5 лет назад

Mike070405 well don’t you wish you were a comedian

@audreyl.4203 4 года назад

Running through the six ʷᶦᵗʰ ᵐʸ ᶠʳᶦᵉⁿᵈˢ

@lee2759 4 года назад

Running through the six with my hoes Running through the six with my bros Running through the six with my toes Running through the six with a bloody nose

@drealboy_ 4 года назад

How did you write "with my friends" like that?

@autumnfalls1645 4 года назад

ok but this comment was more funnier than the joke

@slyreject8370 4 года назад

@@drealboy_ He copypasted it from a font website. If you can find a font website you will be the ruler of a comment section.

@drealboy_ 4 года назад

@@slyreject8370 bet

@BobPaw 3 года назад

"Yo pete" followed by like fifteen seconds of silence got me cackling

@oliviamueller5078 2 года назад

After the first 2 seconds I knew what was goin down and I was like I feel that while dying laughing

@VICIOUSD3M0N Год назад

Lol *900th like*

@oreo0hero Год назад

Cus thats so funny, what yall smoking? Pass me some of that

@DubHead69420 Год назад

Cackling? 🤷‍♂️

@DubHead69420 Год назад

@@oreo0hero, what?

@manty4552 4 года назад

Just noticed he’s wearing a firefighter shirt. If you know you know

@bearface999 4 года назад

@KingJay his dad was a fireman

@bearface999 4 года назад

@KingJay his dad was a fucking fireman and was killed as a first respondent to 911. you dont need proof

@dndndnjfhdbdjdhdj9287 4 года назад

@KingJay shut the fuck, Pete has talked about it a few times already, just be quiet if you don't know.

@stevenchen4686 4 года назад

@KingJay Stop trying to be funny, you're not

@Cloby02 4 года назад

@KingJay Nope he was a fireman

@lilbeast4386 4 года назад

"Pete... Pete... PETE!" "What?" "Weed."

@ilove1dvmsnc59 4 года назад

Lmao love it

@nanyabusiness9222 5 лет назад

Pete Davidson sounds like that one alcoholic uncle that our parents tell us to stay away from

@laykantheealien5722 5 лет назад

Danielle Drake with a tinge of Adam Sandler

@m35926 5 лет назад

Half Stanhope, half Burr

@oshunorisha367 5 лет назад

My uncle chris

@AliM-kz7oh 5 лет назад

Or the cousin that smokes a lot of weed

@emperorpalpatine1574 5 лет назад

Danielle Drake and for Christ’s sake take a new profile pic you have so much damn makeup and your lips look like hotdogs

@elliinspace 2 года назад

I love pete's standup because it's so casual. You truly feel like you are sitting there high with him while he just goes on about bullshit for 10 minutes. He's effortlessly funny.

@sophiaofmay6733 3 года назад

pete: *puts leftover spaghetti in taco shell* W E E D

@kamikazekyre6101 3 года назад

You watch too much iCarly...

@sophiaofmay6733 3 года назад

Kamikaze Kyre ahahhaha ya

@laurahall5218 3 года назад

Or broke

@jonathanman5560 5 лет назад

Waiting for the stop sign to turn green... Weed

@AmberAmbwee 5 лет назад

Jonathan Man *checks off bingo square*

@MastaSmack 5 лет назад

That's funny for non smokers, but to smokers who drive just fine, don't get into accidents and have 0 tickets not as much.

@marcusschiff1779 5 лет назад

@@MastaSmack You just aren't getting high enough bruh

@sarakate5651 5 лет назад

I've done this so many times. Literally the perfect example

@marteendesantiago4856 4 года назад

MastaSmack you can have 0 tickets and drive just fine and still wait for the stop sign to turn green lmao. Has happened to me neforey

@pinkicingwitharsenic 5 лет назад

He'd be a great voice actor

@carollipton4584 5 лет назад

Can't wait to see him do animation.

@urmum3971 4 года назад

@HELENA SHANAHAN i was thinking that too lol

@hannahh2504 4 года назад

He’s essentially just a young Gilbert Gottfried

@derekgorski770 4 года назад

I swear he’s actually the gym teacher in big mouth.

@cl8822 4 года назад

Gilbert Godfried

@DavidCubie1 4 года назад

34 is shaking, it's been 7 NO in a row UNDERRATED JOKE I DIED THERE

@JP-Gurley 4 года назад

due for a yes lmao

@isaiahsaldana693 4 года назад

I cant tell if I'm high or just dont get it

@DavidCubie1 4 года назад

@@isaiahsaldana693 maybe ur just stupid

@theelectricchair8551 4 года назад

Please explain

@DavidCubie1 4 года назад

@@theelectricchair8551 well if there has been 7 no in a row, that means that at some point must be a YES

@MakhalanyaneMotaung 4 года назад

2:43 that “just slither in there” deserved a massive laugh. Had me creasing 🤣

@marcolello1306 2 года назад

I thought the same thing

@nineteen8122 5 лет назад

Dude looks like his jeans are on backwards.

@tamarmurphy6492 4 года назад

Nineteen81 this literally made me laugh so hard cuz it’s true 😂he’s skinny and he sags so it just looks weird on him

@Theresacarroll9 4 года назад

Yeah, his legs are chicken legs.

@Theresacarroll9 4 года назад

Los Fromla Oh they are! Strange, I never really paid attention to those limbs.

@sherifmohsen3118 4 года назад

.. WeEd

@bambi732 4 года назад

Thanks for pointing this out. Now, I'll never be able to fucking unsee this. Totally fucked my perception of him. Fuck, man.

@djtwelvetwenty2939 5 лет назад

worst side effects of weed: letting everyone go before you at a 4 way stop.

@angietatarinova5242 5 лет назад

healup 1220 omg yes

@MarcGyverIt 5 лет назад

No, that's being called a pussy

@theman6297 5 лет назад

YO TRUUU

@lillyslone5474 5 лет назад

Literally every time

@kreglfromworld 5 лет назад

Lmao indeed, waving to the guy behind you like "Go dude, I've just had lunch, no worries"

@jeffb6276 3 года назад

I feel like pete naturally laughs at his own jokes the way I do to myself when I'm on ketamine

@austinkohn3701 2 года назад

mood

@jadenhixx 3 года назад

“YOU WANNA SMOKE WEED” got me crying

@jasonfrancese8359 4 года назад

I love how he says “Your Drake” like he’s Jesus.

@loagozambe6132 3 года назад

Underrated lmao

@ccsx222 2 года назад

Messiah Complex

@SC-hu5pz 2 года назад

LMFAO!!!!!

@ComeAndSeaForYourSelf 4 года назад

Pete's pants are lower than my self-esteem

@mariaa.5829 4 года назад

Feel better

@breakingtide 4 года назад

This statement is true whether you have low or high self esteem

@s0dap0p27 4 года назад

His pants are higher than mine

@Kcrekow 4 года назад

Who wouldn't have low self esteem knowing that you made millions without any tallent

@krizzydrizzy4123 4 года назад

Ronnyboy stfu

@getshwifty3101 4 года назад

6:56 I died at that "no noise during sex," cause I'm the same way. Most girls I've dated apparently liked it when guys make noise though, soooo. You win some, you lose some lol

@michelledekenipp2382 3 года назад

I find it kinda weird that most guys are quiet. Then I'm wondering if they are enjoying it

@getshwifty3101 3 года назад

@@michelledekenipp2382 I enjoy it, but it's like talking while jogging. Being vocal while doing the work just tires out faster.

@kikireadalot 3 года назад

You don't have to make conversation just grunt once for yes or twice for no a few times, it ain't that hard LOL

@viceb7 3 года назад

@@kikireadalot yea I'm on this train lol just make some moans you don't gotta have a conversation

@nuwang2381 2 года назад

@@michelledekenipp2382 most dudes have conditioned them selves with the silant wank so the folks can here you so we don't make much noise not because we don't like you just cause we don't want anyone to walk in mid nut.

@sleeping7003 3 года назад

The funniest joke here is “It’s been 7 ‘no’s’ in a row, it’s due for a YES” 😂😂

@unityking7451 4 года назад

"THE SENATE!!" "I can't do this! We have a Senate now!?"🤣🤣

@brianstone3722 4 года назад

That shit killed me for some reason lol

@non_da 4 года назад

@@brianstone3722 yea that was probably the best one. really got me.

@KaitlynMcCary 4 года назад

Unity King me as an American 🤣

@alexanderekubo538 2 года назад

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 had me dying

@sirenthewolf8315 4 года назад

Underrated standup. This dude is so effortlessly funny to me in such a casual way.

@flavioa2252 4 года назад

Asia Gonzalez you really think he’s funny? Lol

@brotherxela5085 4 года назад

Asia what's good with them pics get me on snap

@kkrnsr 4 года назад

GIT It ASIA!!! WOO

@kkrnsr 4 года назад

@@flavioa2252 he is funny. Just like your name. Who the fuck goes through labor just to name their fucking kid Flavio

@brotherxela5085 4 года назад

@@kkrnsr stfu uncultured swine

@stealth1474 4 года назад

This man's akward silence is funny alone 😂

@yeilliemariediaz3271 4 года назад

Why I’m so attracted to this man I don't understand...

@molassio1989 3 года назад

Humor is very attractive, right behind confidence, of which you need at least a decent amount to go on stage and perform.

@jessesteele2620 3 года назад

Maybe you have poor taste? He's a real piece of shit to people in real life based on experiences

@clanofclams2720 3 года назад

@@jessesteele2620 you've never met him.

@jessesteele2620 3 года назад

@@clanofclams2720 know several people who have. Good enough for me plus his new movie is awful

@clanofclams2720 3 года назад

@@jessesteele2620 So you base your opinion of a man off a few stories told secondhand? Well, maybe your judgement is piss-poor. And the movie was a solid 3.5/5 very good

@colliwer 5 лет назад

He's got a serious case of Steve Buscemi eyes Also his voice is 40 years older than his face and body

@OwenAndrewsmtb 5 лет назад

Too much weed

@Ash-ow5yc 5 лет назад

Terrible Crohn’s disease

@sleepyidiot2010 4 года назад

Sounds 50, looks 19

@brianstone3722 4 года назад

@@Ash-ow5yc lol

@senpaimateriall 4 года назад

Steve Buscemi is the Lord an savior-

@ElyciusM 5 лет назад

I laughed so hard when he said "I dont know anything about politics. And it wouldn't even work here cause you don't have what we have in America; which is, Idk." That's my kind of humor.

@lifeisa.smalllesson4607 5 лет назад

He's aware that no one knows and were all fucked. He makes humor out of the akward and painful parts of life that noone talks about.

@mario6148 5 лет назад

Elycius you will like John Capurulo

@KorieG 4 года назад

"I try, I turn on CNN, Oh FUCK, we have a SENATE now?!?!?!?!" LOL Later...

@kcleach9312 4 года назад

"She cut a hole in the couch, got all the stuff out, then like got in and put her head out" lol

@ethane-dawgwenger4207 2 года назад

2:54 "YO MAN, YOU WANNA SMOKE WEED?"

@Stargirlbeck 4 года назад

he needs to voice a character in Big Mouth lol

@trevthekidd 4 года назад

Is it going over my head or does he actually not voice anyone?

@bigbangattack97 4 года назад

bad show is trash

@weirdskyreallyweird.5519 4 года назад

Voice? Why waste animation money? He literally looks like a character from big mouth already, just put him in the show as a live actor lol.

@CrowRenager 4 года назад

Skylar O'kane that made me laugh my ass off and i had a shitty day. thank you

@chefboiardeeznutz9881 4 года назад

@@bigbangattack97 nah, better than family guy.

@thispointintime 5 лет назад

"THE SENATE!" "we have a senate now?" lmaoooo

@ruby8372 4 года назад

He is so tall and skinny he doesn’t fit in his own body 😂

@isabellemonroe3648 4 года назад

I have the weirdest attraction to this man. I mean I just have such a freaking giant crush on him and I don't know why

@franciscaalejandravargasve425 3 года назад

Me too

@renatawarec 3 года назад

Because hes cute!!

@zacharyshelly73 2 года назад

Its because he is illustrating a superior confidence. He also was engaged to that Ariana Grande (She needs to eat a sandwich). Hes a high value male in your world.

@triinu-johanna4917 2 года назад

same lmao

@paygebutcher 2 года назад

maybe because he’s hot? lmao

@oath_xiii 5 лет назад

Pete Davidson - The Entire Millennial generation in one man

@Josh-ck9bv 4 года назад

Pyromaniac1339 nah fuck that shit. I don’t want to be represented by him lmao

@clearlynotchloe2714 4 года назад

do you mean millennials or do you mean gen z?

@canaisyoung3601 4 года назад

Since Pete was born in 1993, I'm going to say "the Gen-Y millennials" (which is from 1981 to around the mid-1990s).

@katharineforsyth1870 4 года назад

He's not even a millennial, he's like 25

@Eorzat 4 года назад

Katherine Ujhazy He’s absolutely a millennial. Look up your generations again.

@tinabeanie 5 лет назад

He sounds like coach steve from big mouth

@philkessel86 5 лет назад

Justine thanks for ruining this for me

@JSweez87 5 лет назад

Lmao he does. Him and a less version of Gilbert Godfried

@nightmareuc1588 5 лет назад

Duuuuuude!

@danielkay7388 5 лет назад

How high are you to think about these kind of things

@Zeroxylon 5 лет назад

when youre right youre right

@molassio1989 3 года назад

I didn't have the experience with the numbers being called, but other than that, he is so spot on about waiting on results from STD tests. "A bunch of people that had fun yesterday." bahahahahaha

@mr.c457 4 года назад

He looks like his 20 but with a voice of being on his 50's that's weird but really funny to react the first time lmao

@kayadams8051 3 года назад

that’s everyone from staten island

@michaelmathias3277 5 лет назад

I root for Pete like he's part of the family.

@VocalSpiritPresents 5 лет назад

Hell yea!

@michaelmathias3277 5 лет назад

@@VocalSpiritPresents Kate Beckinsale- I dont think Pete needs my help anymore!!

@rosemiller2075 5 лет назад

Me too! Pete is cool love his realness

@michaelmathias3277 4 года назад

Pete is dating another hot, famous celebrity- he has low key nuclear fusion sex appeal it appears.

@hd-xc2lz 4 года назад

As a member of his family please whisper to him to pull his pants up, and that he's getting a little too old for that look.

@esdrassagastume9914 5 лет назад

“Running through the six with my friends”

@legoDragonfly-1 2 года назад

I've recently come across this guy and he's one of the funniest comedians in decades his style of dark humour is so true 🤣

@hoxxyhart 4 года назад

To be fair I once got so high I thought I was a couch. I got freaked out wondering how I was going to tell my Mama about my new life choice, especially as I wasn't even a very nice couch. It took a small infinity to realise I was high AF and wouldn't be a couch for long.

@spookertin 4 года назад

The only worst thing about smoking weed is running out

@Entertainer145 4 года назад

Spooker Tin Moooooood Rn

@OneCrazedSniper1 4 года назад

Or your parents being home because your work visa expired and need to go back with no sense of confidence or anything lined up... Anybody?

@awesomegaymer5786 4 года назад

It sucks when your dankrupt

@alexswedock3911 3 года назад

I started smoking weed when I was 14 and I’m 22 now and ya know I think there’s been some damage done to my brain

@Lachlanrocca 3 года назад

@@OneCrazedSniper1 word

@alexismaceira4732 5 лет назад

Pete is real af and that makes everything he says that much funnier because you know it's probably true

@ANGRLLL 5 лет назад

@@chocolatecharley99 who are you Ariana or something? Do you know him personally?

@imonmxrs 5 лет назад

Rudolph Rudolph i dont think i’ve ever seen an article about Pete cheating on anyone and or being rude to people

@safiya970 5 лет назад

@@imonmxrs neither have I 🙄 smh some people are so sad

@Stoney-Jacksman 5 лет назад

tabloid bitches think because they watch buzzfeed videos about a person, they are friends with him. fuck outta here you celeb worshiping cunts

@carollipton4584 5 лет назад

@@chocolatecharley99 Where did you read that he was a serial cheater? Never saw that one anywhere before.

@anoushkasharma774 Год назад

The best fact about this standup is that he's high while talking about weed. Plus he speaks the truth without filters just love him

@nthabix Год назад

I thought it said,"Running in the streets with my hoes" and that the actual lyrics were the TV safe version

@itsmevarnami 4 года назад

He really does looks the the human version of Melman the giraffe

@tia4936 3 года назад

LMFAOOO YES

@goddamnit 3 года назад

Wait holy shit you're right lmao

@greasy2007 3 года назад

Aww that's mean

@jamesmoyner7499 3 года назад

I think part of it is the bags under his eyes he looks so tired.

@tessawebb9469 3 года назад

I get a Ren from Ren and Stimpy vibe.

@littlelark4077 4 года назад

How is he wearing a belt and his pants are still that low? 😂

@Tauschung 4 года назад

He’s built like a log.

@Mvrko.J 4 года назад

“High “fashion 😂

@tamdeneich8107 4 года назад

Ask Daniel Howell

@sennefierens2708 3 года назад

WEED

@superskills1017 3 года назад

...Dunno, it's kinda impressive though.

@thatfellasparkky 3 года назад

The aaaawww at 4:57 got me

@len1520 4 года назад

this whole time i was scared his pants would fall off

@AmberAmbwee 5 лет назад

I wish people would scream at me to smoke weed. 😂

@MastaSmack 5 лет назад

As long as it was free and wasn't laced with anything...oh and they didn't have a bunch cold sores on their lips.

@mskasweetwyne 4 года назад

YO FUCKFACE!

@johnpappadopoulos2812 4 года назад

Cause that's what real heros do

@Josh-ck9bv 4 года назад

Amber Ambwee would like this comment but the number is good

@kylemccrary6241 4 года назад

Lol Right!!

@hallertau 5 лет назад

He looks like the love child of Steph Curry and Rami Malek.

@sheila174 5 лет назад

He played Rami Malek in an SNL skit recently.

@pizzapringles6957 5 лет назад

Christian Yelich & Rami Malek*

@heydumbass758 5 лет назад

hallertau why are you right

@damianespinosa6393 5 лет назад

And the voice of a young Gilbert Godfrey

@progKansas 4 года назад

I wish he didn't get so many tats.

@ShariffScriptor 3 года назад

The longer he talks, the funnier he gets

@kylenalezny9372 3 года назад

“Hope you like charity” took me a minute 😂😂😂😂

@hannahbray1481 3 года назад

explain it to me tho😂 i don’t get itttt🥺😂

@crystalynaurelia300 4 года назад

“The senate-“ “I can’t”

@calviincalifornia4048 5 лет назад

im a comic the reason the audience was so quiet was because the mic was not hearing them you can tell how he pauses that the crowd was laughing alot, but the microphone recording pickups are not sensitive enough to hear rolling laughs and murmurs if you were in the room live you would hear it all. thats why live theatre is so wonderful :)

@alexeskimo4054 5 лет назад

calvi in california i’m a comic book too

@dustinnukem5458 5 лет назад

Where is your work? You tube

@backyardjuggler 4 года назад

I hope you're right, but it seems like maybe he was not connecting with them as much as he hoped, as he asks them (at 7:32) something like, "What material were you expecting?" Which maybe that's part of his normal routine, but it seemed like something he would be asking as a transition or path back to some sort of connection / success with the set, to me (but I am just a caveman in these contexts, of course).

@checkerssaltandpepper1156 4 года назад

lol shut the fuck up

@emmygreen5864 4 года назад

😎😎😎😎😎

@amyc.peters1064 3 года назад

He truly had me at "Aids Bingo" Happy tear in my eye

@arheya-hopecornelio-lopez993 2 года назад

This was literally so good I wish I could like it a million times

@bluehaven8472 4 года назад

“ *Running through the Six with my friends* “😂😂😂

@mariaa.5829 4 года назад

"with my woes."

@lilyrenee9636 4 года назад

Yooo he turned kind of Hispanic when he said that😂💀

@vanessaj7098 2 года назад

1:09

@stylinsebastian7427 5 лет назад

Now, everytime I see a baby realizing my existence, I'll think of Pete bustin one.

@bunnysenpaimon6742 5 лет назад

Yep, oh god that's ruined for me

@Ashley-cv8bd Год назад

omg I love listening to his stand up. Fresh and honest.

@danaspielbusch4610 2 года назад

what a way to make a living, I love this dude! alot of courage and always good for a laugh at myself.

@MartinKohoutekchannel 5 лет назад

He sounds a little like Dave Chapelle doing his white man voice :D

@Yoshinori76 5 лет назад

His mannerisms definitely remind me of Chappelle. And I love Chappelle

@opmike343 4 года назад

The Dave Chapelle similarity IMMEDIATELY jumped out to me.

@DeborahGagliani 4 года назад

totally

@ipwndrums 4 года назад

@@Yoshinori76 especially when he was talking about cutting open the couch and "slithering" in there lol

@lolmee2696 4 года назад

i just watched him the first time and def reminds me of chappelle alot. like how he tells little skits and all, really cool

@RRRRobbbb 5 лет назад

This guy has a lot of potential. He just doesn't reach high enough. But you can tell he has the brain power. He's probably right on the cusp of something great.

@greybeard6504 5 лет назад

Rob yeah, I always think that too, ever since I first saw him on SNL. He’s got great potential. You can see it.

@dashwins 5 лет назад

@@greybeard6504 but he wont. Hes too engulfed around death. He's like a lanky Addams kid. And he could care less

@kaitlyncaldwell9037 4 года назад

he’s always too high. it’s the weed 😂😂

@hd-xc2lz 4 года назад

He's too fake. On stage he speaks with a heavy Staten Island accent, but in interviews it vanishes.

@user-sw1wq8lh2w 4 года назад

@@hd-xc2lz he grew up in staten island, perhaps he tones it down for interviews... he doesn't use it that strong in SNL. Besides, it's stand up, it's an act. Larry the Cable Guy is easily the worst offender.

@newaccount1268 3 года назад

“Thank you guys” I was already laughing

@thedankboyo2460 3 года назад

Forgot there's been food for 5 minutes and feel like you're slowly starving but don't wanna move? WEED

@wragle 5 лет назад

this guy sounds like a simpsons character

@EnigmaRecluse 5 лет назад

I know this dude is famous but his stand up isnt talked about as much as it should be. SMD is awesome and hes a natural comedian. Big fan.

@_Highvalue_ 5 лет назад

Pete sucks.

@empressallyson8323 5 лет назад

I’m pretty sure stand up is what made him popular ??? I think

@ninja_tony 5 лет назад

Brennan Huff then why are you watching videos of him?

@paulphoenix 4 года назад

He's not a good comic

@brownie3454 4 года назад

@@FredDurst1 he's detoxing from his 300 hour rick and Morty marathon. he just needs time to dumb down his sense of humor to appreciate Pete like the rest of us simpletons

@MrBownze 2 года назад

Walking into a room and forgetting why you walked in there. WEED

@donharry20 2 года назад

Crazy! Laughed till the end

@toogee1850 4 года назад

"No? Whore." LMFAOOOOOO!!

@josephbyron7004 3 года назад

yes, that is what he said.

@kamenanew9867 3 года назад

@@josephbyron7004 no one will ever like anyone like you

@2hotflavored666 3 года назад

@@kamenanew9867 rekt.

@2hotflavored666 3 года назад

@Cassidy Kramer you too got rekt.

@2hotflavored666 3 года назад

@Cassidy Kramer Great, you?

@NILoaNtFaCkBa 4 года назад

Genuinly funny kid, you can tell it comes natural and that he enjoys his comedy, hes so close to cracking up at each one of his jokes.

@solared 3 года назад

I'm getting "high college student Jake peralta" vibes from this guy

@deeduttaofficial 4 года назад

This video had me rolling on the floor with laughter for 9mins straight

@tatagustatavo8922 5 лет назад

this dude's younger than me and already sounds like an old and tired professor

@xSayPleasex 5 лет назад

Sounds like Moe from Simpsons, slight resemblance too lol

@Sid-rp5yi 4 года назад

Weed

@ee-ey1vc 5 лет назад

he looks like carl from shameless 30 years from now

@Monochromicornicopia 5 лет назад

damn how old do you think pete is

@Lilpeepkinn 5 лет назад

Pete’s just 6 years older man...

@AmberAmbwee 5 лет назад

I can’t unseen this now!

@theworldisugly 5 лет назад

Tf? These jokes just make you sound dumb😂

@ransavage4194 5 лет назад

More like carl in 8 years

@theasplayground 2 года назад

pete’s so adorable and i cant stop smiling

@demetriharlan5887 2 года назад

I have a new found respect for him after watching "The king of Staten Island." That movie is hilarious.

@holl1.i3 4 года назад

I’m late but he sounds so much like coach Steve

@magdalenagrace7979 4 года назад

the hara hollie omg love this comment, love the reference

@JPTheWorst 4 года назад

Now I can’t I hear this :/

@ExpiredEvan 4 года назад

or Jay

@nyc9721 2 года назад

HE DOES LMFAOO

@Melisul2007 4 года назад

"What material did u expect?" 🤣🤣🤣🤣I luv Pete!

@RDB93 2 года назад

Something funny for a start.

@juliadietz-schneider3264 2 года назад

"you hopin the lord takes care of you?" shit made me crack up

@trtl2530 2 года назад

“I went to hide it, and one of the cops was like hehe” I’m dead

@Or-yx 4 года назад

I laughed so hard that the rice I was eating went up my nose, then when I FINALLY stopped laughing and started BREATHING, the rice that was in my nose went down my throat and I choked. Thx Pete.

@josephlucas8000 2 года назад

You really are a dork! 🤣

@danknowsjapan2641 4 года назад

If they ever do a live action Simpsons movie, he needs to play Moe.

@bradleyrayson2955 4 года назад

That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard when Hank Azaria still is alive

@arcenceil5708 4 года назад

What about Mr. Burns

@JH-ee5xv 4 года назад

Bradley Rayson Young Moe then in a flashback

@nickhousman6222 4 года назад

Perfect

@kareemdelacreme2018 3 года назад

Sounds like Moe one hundred percent lol

@parr40 4 года назад

Love this dude, his stand up is apex top level son!!

@Zodiac-gb6ty 3 года назад

Pete Davidson please don't stop stand up comedy you had me crying from the all the laughing I was doing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@DuckingAround 5 лет назад

Idk why people in the comments thought this standup was weak. I thought it was hella funny. Just because the audience isn't screaming doesn't mean you can't find it funny 🙄

@garyRoboto 5 лет назад

But they need to be told when to laugh. Why do you think they watch shows like The Big Bang Theory?

@joefather2463 5 лет назад

Ducking Around not that it isn’t funny at all it is just weak it’s just those kinda jokes that make you smile and forget about it

@aydensimpson6337 5 лет назад

That's not why we didn't find it funny lmao, this type of humor is obviously mostly for stoners, so for a lot of people who are clean, it doesn't make us laugh

@JNava 5 лет назад

Ducking Around it wasn’t the audience, it was the fact that I didn’t produce a single smile while watching this.

@bubblebobblefullthrottle 5 лет назад

I didn’t get it either. I’m so glad you said this. I thought I was crazy

@jbaby362 5 лет назад

Dang you can tell that this is from a few years ago because of the blankness of his skin. He is so inked now it's so weird seeing skin colored arms

@mushmoro4e 4 года назад

And also here he hasn't got the tattoos on his arms

@changednamelit 4 года назад

@@mushmoro4e Which is what Jessie meant.

@sarahbarrett1247 4 года назад

"skin coloured arms" 😂

@sryburn641 4 года назад

@@sarahbarrett1247 😜😜😜

@llxxkillswitchxxll8657 4 года назад

I believe he got sleaves because his condition leaves him really pale don't quote me tho

@colekiker7938 2 года назад

I’m happy this video’s back!

@ricksanchez9669 Год назад

my lungs rattle when i breathe, theres your anti weed commercial

@ahmaddjibran205 5 лет назад

This guy already looks high in the thumbnail.

@LouisFGraham 5 лет назад

Isn't he sober now?

@Ferrero123 5 лет назад

LouisFGraham he has some serious disease. Weed helps him with pain.

@gabewatson6869 5 лет назад

realistically i’d assume that he is

@alessandraleigh9919 5 лет назад

Tommaso Urbisci he also has borderline personality disorder

@CuriousGoodsJessica 5 лет назад

I have to say I love Pete, he's just a normal guy with some brilliant observational comedy, who isn't afraid to admit the embarrassing stuff about himself, because either you like him, or you don't, and he's not concerned. I really hope he & Ariana have enough privacy to make their lives work together. They remind me of me & my husband & we just celebrated our 20th wedding anniversary, we moved in together after our 1st date.

@unshutoptic1 5 лет назад

That's amazing! Happy anniversary to both of you.

@zo_oe3223 5 лет назад

J is Scoobysmom So lovely for joking about Manchester bombing.. Not funny one bit. Kids died. No excuses for that..

@herbtenderson7335 5 лет назад

J is Scoobysmom So you're super hot and your husband is a charming goofball?

@RaceySpacey 5 лет назад

I HEAR YOU GIRL. I met my husband on my 18th birthday and moved in after 3 months, engaged and pregnant all close together. Been with him 11 years. Time is nothing. Sometimes you really do just get lucky :)

@CuriousGoodsJessica 5 лет назад

Ace Spa - Bless Your Heart & Bless Your Family! I think God puts us where we need to be, and when you meet your mate, it's meant! My husband & I had the same doctor growing up, our moms recognized each other when they met. My husband said he fell in love with me as I read the Highlights magazines in the doctor's waiting room 🤣 We "finally" met in the parking lot of our apt. complex. Our "baby" is 16 now, I can't imagine life any other way? 💗