Moist Meter | Venom 

You know what will be a great R-rated super villain movie, Carnage

Sony: This movie will be R Audience: AWESOME!! Sony: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaannnnndd it's PG-13.

We didn't get an anti-hero. We got some weird black goo that has frequent mood swings and may be homosexual.

I thought it was enjoyable, but you're right. It was lacking A LOT of plot and jumped around like crazy. 10/10

I think three things would have made it better. 1. Rated R 2. Deciding on either being a deadpool/buddy cop movie or horror movie. 3. Less cutting of footage.

I thought Deadpool and Logan proved that rated R comic book movies COULD succeed

I really enjoyed this movie, don’t think the reviews do it justice. Perfect? Absolutely not. Eddy and Venom’s relationship is legit hilarious and fun to watch. Pacing is off in the beginning and the plot is shallow like any Marvel origin film but the movie is overall a ton of fun after Eddy and Venom meet. I highly recommend it but don’t watch it like a sweaty nerd and enjoy it like a popcorn flick.

These reviews on this movie made me realize that I should probably not listen to critics all the time

The Carnage movie is also gonna be Rated G

Wow, looks like they messed up the movie. Charlie, you should do a remake of this movie. Get some jello powder, put black food coloring, tape it to yourself and start some fights in the street.

I'll agree that it could be better, but I don't think Id go so far as to say it was dogshit... but hey, I'm just one opinion.

I really liked venom, though it could have had more action, and it did jump around alot. I didn’t know there was so much footage cut from it

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I hope they make a Director’s Cut

gotta disagree on this one. don’t get me wrong, yeah the movie could’ve been a lot better and now that i’m looking at this i’m realizing all the missing plots and how choppy it is, but overall i don’t think it was terrible. the comedy in it really made up for it and eddy and venoms relationship was pretty funny to watch too. yeah there were parts it was lacking in, but i think it was a pretty alright movie

Everyone except charlie liked the movie lmao. i thought it was so worth the money and enjoyed it a lot.

They need to worry about making a decent film instead of worrying about the rating it’ll get.

You know what’s moister than this movie? A turd in the wind.

You want to see the original cut of Venom? Now you know how JL fans felt.

This kiss must’ve been so good that Venom wanted to be with Eddy forever

This movie is amazing. That snap at the end really sold me on this movie

my disappointment was immeasurable and my day was ruined

i'm sorry you had a pwobwem with the movie, but it deserves a lot higher score then that.

I actually loved this movie 😂

A bad Sony movie?! WOW I'M SO SURPRISED!

The 2 red flags were easy to see, it came out in October and it was PG-13.

Honestly it felt nice to watch, it made for a good date and it was entertaining, I could even say a pretty good movie, especially the credit scene almost confirming another movie, they would’ve made it nicer as an r movie but it’s far from pg which is funny to me

I thought the movie was pretty good

Let's have the *real* critic talk about this one.

The sad thing is that I really hoped that it was gonna be good.

I enjoyed the movie, it was pretty dang good, so I gotta disagree with him on this one.

Just saw it today, really fun movie! It definitely felt short, like things were left out...would have loved to see more scenes with venom taking out goons like clockwork. But the action was pretty well done IMO, and I liked the banter between Eddie and venom.

Instead of spending $12 on a ticket for this movie, I spent $12 on a Philly Steak pizza from Dominos. I'm happy with my decision.

You can't make venom PG 13 when his main thing is brutality

You’re absolutely right. I left the theater scratching my head wondering, “When the hell did Venom decide to be a Boy Scout?”

“I” thought this movie was really good so I watched it twice in the same day

Venom in this movie: OWO I HAVE A PWOBLEM

Did we watch the same movie?

It would have been a better movie if the plot didn't have cuts at the end everyone thought venom died from the fire then all the sudden boom venoms back wtf happened 40 minutes cut the producers should have said hmmm dose this shit make sence

The 90's Animated Spider-Man series did a better job with Venom.

I respect all opinions. I loved this movie! My meter got about 85%. The movie did however feel shortened.

It's great, I honestly thought they were going to f**k it up but no. Venom's relationship with Eddie is hilarious. The comedy is intentional. The pacing was great, the film felt really short despite being 2 hours and that's a sign of good pacing. It was a lot of fun. I highly recommend seeing it. Now into semi-spoiler territory: - Everything in the film has consequences, and I love that. For example, Eddie looks through Anne's emails to find dirt on Mr. Drake before the interview. When in the interview Eddie brings up the confidential law cases he found out about from doing that, Anne loses her job, and Eddie gets dumped, and his network fires him. - Carlton Drake meets a very satisfying demise - It has the best Stan Lee movie cameo since Spider-Man 3. - Lines like "Turd in the wind" work because they are meant to be silly. - The first post credit scene is awesome, leave after that, the second post credit scene is just one of the trailers for Into The Spider-Verse.

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Im gonna stop right at 3:20 Did we watch the same movie dude? Venom changed his mind because of riot. He joined back up with Brock because he needed him, he was his perfect match. Once linked back he learned riot was here and was going to execute his plan but better since riots a stronger symbiot. Venom changed because Brock was someone he liked personally. Brock being a loser mirrored Venom, the loser of his home world. Thus he scrapped his previous plan. Killed riot with Brock, and decided to just live inside Brock instead of being some overlord. Fuck Crit, you miss that one detail (or ignored it) and decide Venom is just homo for Brock. Man I don’t care how butt hurt you are about this movie being PG-13 or how it broke your utopic idea of a Venom Movie, but it was fun. It was funny. It was badass. Venom was a truly terrifying force to reckon with. Everyone’s entitled to their opinion but a lot of the critics are being WAY hard on this movie. R.I.P. my need to watch the moist meter anymore.

I personally thought the fighting at the end between riot and Venom was epic, good cgi, but doesn’t help when they are in the dark, in the sky and you can’t tell who tf which one is smh.

I'm really scared to say that I actually really enjoyed the movie. Sorry.

Even Tom hardy couldn’t save this train wreck. Sad

This was the most unintentionally hilarious Superhero movie I’ve ever seen. It was like if Tommy Wiseau had a sizeable budget and a contract to make a superhero movie.

I actually liked this movie. It made me want more 👍

It was made by Sony, of course it was going to end up like... a turd... in the wind...

This movie is basically Upgrade with actual Tom Hardy But worse

"If Venom had grown himself a fierce beard"

One thing I noticed that just made me happy: Charlie has so much more emotion in recent years than in earlier videos. I know it's obvious and it's prob been pointed out already but it still makes me smile to think abt

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The fastest click of my life, almost as fast as my fathers pull out game. Oh wait...

I’m going to the cinema today to see the movie, im so happy you uploaded this video today , keep it up

Tbh this is my favorite romcom!! Cant wait for the next one where carnage tries to get in between them

*But does it also work on bushes?*

Charlies got himself a sponsor.

I liked the movie, end was rushed but the rest was really good.

Me and my friends really enjoyed it, I thought it had a lot of hilarious moments and the conversations with Eddie and Venom are great. I do see the problems with the story and pacing but I overall have to say its a solid 7/10

I feel like im the only one here able to enjoy any movie. I did feel like the movie should have been longer and more fleshed out, but I enjoyed watching

How can i apply for a job at MoistMeter HQ? My resume includes some very moist memes and also crippling depression and student loan debt. I think i am highly qualified to be an unpaid intern at the HQ

The song isn't just him repeating venom over and over Charlie.

Spoiler: Venom can control Eddy’s actions. When Venom said, “Now Jump” during the window break, why did Venom let Eddy chicken out instead of just jumping?

Everytime I watch your videos, I feel like I’m having a father/son conversation. Are you my father?

I saw the movie in cinema earlier and I really enjoyed it.

Love the movie and character but this video will never not be funny. This is the funniest video ive ever seen and nothing makes me laugh as hard as this video. I subed after i watched it the first time and good lord do i rewatch this one.

The whole time I was watching, all I could think of was “Predator (2018)”

Alright, I’m going to have to disagree with this review, I thought Venom was fantastic. The dynamic between Eddie and Venom was wonderful, the action was great. That first scene with actually seeing the full power of venom had me grinning ear to ear with how great it was. I thought the final fight was fine. I agree with a lot of points that you criticize, I just think the score was to low. Charlie has every right to not like this movie. I’m just here to say that I loved it and think it’s a great watch.

I thought the whole point of Spider-man not being in it was so that it can be rated R, that way a mature audience would be able to have fun with the character before he’d understandably be toned down for the Holland Spider-man films. But like, what’s even the point now if their just going to make it PG-13 and we know Sony is planning to have him crossover anyway. I think i’ll just wait for that, this movie looks like a snooze fest.

This was crap? I thought this was great. I don’t see it

I enjoyed this movie :3

Is not that bad actually

I had no hype didn't see any interviews didn't think it would be anything and I really enjoyed it.

I've just watched venom. I call those movies a one timer, they are not particularly bad but you just watch them once and forget they ever existed

i thought i could trust you but now im in complete disbelief of what you said venom (2018) is the greatest movie ever made

damn, its not even that bad of a Movie. I feel like people are overreacting and calling it bad because it wasn't a gritty and darker take on the character and for the most thing, that's perfectly fine. Giving it a 25% is a bit disappointing. In all honesty, the more appropriate score would be somewhere around 45%-75%

Watch the DVD release with a "R-RATED VERSION"

Watched it last night with the lowest of expectations. I walked away a little impressed. Yes, it feels like a choppily edited cheese-ball movie from the 80's, but I thought they did Venom's appearance so well, and I decided early on to embrace the overdone comedy aspect instead of rolling my eyes per usual. 6/10.

i have to agree that from this analytical/critical view then the movie wasn’t very good, but as just a movie it was fun to watch and enjoyable

I'm not inclined to disagree with Critikal here, but I enjoyed the movie. Looking back, it did seem like there were weird edits, some missed opportunites and for some reason it shyed away from violence a lot (particularly with Venom himself) but I did like tom hardy, i didnt find his performance to be that bad. Loved the symbiotes mannerisms even if they did drop the more darker aspects that I think the movie should have kept. More comedic than I thougt it would be. But I am also a big Venom fan, so I am biased...

It wasn't a bad movie. It wasn't great but it wasn't Last Jedi bad either. It was somewhat rewatchable. However it wasn't a movie Venom deserved

In my opinion, I thought the movie was pretty decent. It may have lacked some action but it was mainly because it was focused more on how Eddie's life sucks at the start. Hopefully they release the R rated version in the future though. Because seriously, they were cutting scenes almost every minute.

This movie feels like when you are sleepy waching a movie and you miss important plot elements, but this time you are not sleepy and there are no important plot points

Why is Jackson narrating your ads Charlie? Did you outsource all your menial labour to Australia?

Yah but Peter Parker was supposed to be in it Not as spider Man, just Peter Was it there or not?

Man, sucks a lot when everyone dislikes something so much but you love it

Jackson has peaked in his ad transitions

Am I the only one who really liked this movie?

What if they release a rated R version with the missing part talk about a good idea for revenue

I feel like this movie will get better reviews and be 10 times better when the movie comes out on Blu-ray because most movies usually include all the cut scenes

I sincerely hope they release a directors cut or whatever it’s called so that we can see what was cut out.

i actually liked this movie D:

I actually really liked it.

Hopefully they release some sort of Venom combo pack with the theatrical version and then an extended directors edition with all the original footage and have it rated R

I'm so grateful for Moist Meter, whenever I decide to drop plans (which is every time), I can just watch this and forget about it anyways!

I enjoyed this movie since I entered the theater expecting it to not be close to the storyline but there's no doubt the movie would be billion better if it was rated R shame since the cgi was amazing loved the effects they had on venom