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@rwat1106
@rwat1106 4 года назад
"I didn't chop down that tree, but Article 2 gives me every right to. But I didn't, even though I could have. Everybody's saying it."
@suzclayton783
@suzclayton783 4 года назад
Great comment
@denadigeloromo1952
@denadigeloromo1952 4 года назад
I just cannot understand how this president could say or do ANYTHING and get away unscathed every time. I do agree with one thing this asshole said..... He could shoot someone on 5th Avenue and get away with it.... Well, at least we got thru 4 out of Trump’s 8 year reign.... 3 1/2 down~ 4 1/2 left to go.... Or will Putin’s puppet make a new law extending the presidency term to 12 years....Whatever.... Im just so done.....
@1burnman
@1burnman 3 года назад
Exactly he is a criminal you should be in an orange jumpsuit Donald Trump
@mboren6144
@mboren6144 4 года назад
“I’m drawing a line in the swamp.” 😂😂🤣😂🤣🤣
@donquixote8092
@donquixote8092 4 года назад
"I'm drawing a line in the swamp," still laughing.
@_JayRamsey_
@_JayRamsey_ 4 года назад
"A big man sent me a beautiful card about how beautiful my chopping is, there were tear drops, believe me, tear drops on the card, and this was a big guy, crying, because of how beautiful my chopping is"
@violetsky6929
@violetsky6929 4 года назад
So I guess we’re still pretending that we’re having an election 😂
@erikaschaltenbrand7850
@erikaschaltenbrand7850 4 года назад
Violet Sky yeah every talking head continues to pretend elections are legitimate and there hasn’t been cheating across the boards.....
@rumplestiltskin3814
@rumplestiltskin3814 4 года назад
@RU-vid Moderator and bought and sold corporate whore politicians on both sides of the aisle are still pretending they actually gaf about their constituents or the constitution of the US.
@mrindependent1
@mrindependent1 4 года назад
Republicans bought and paid for 2020 long ago
@lilyro3818
@lilyro3818 4 года назад
and i guess we're still pretending pete has the most delegates?
@TheAndysim66
@TheAndysim66 4 года назад
Violet Sky Are we also still pretending the DNC is running a fair primary?
@robertahubert9155
@robertahubert9155 4 года назад
Trump would say I don't even know what a tree is and I've never met a cherry.
@JastaAdventures
@JastaAdventures 4 года назад
But at the same time he couldn’t resist saying “I am the best chopper. So strong, so strong. I didn’t chop but I have the absolute right if I choose.”
@NewMessage
@NewMessage 4 года назад
From the title, I thought this was gonna be about Ivanka's position in the White House.
@RIXRADvidz
@RIXRADvidz 4 года назад
except it would rich Uncle (Sam) instead of Broke Ass Daddy (for real)payin'
@MrSpankee02
@MrSpankee02 4 года назад
Very good sir.
@andtam008
@andtam008 4 года назад
Ivanka looks like a stepford wife.
@traekas7228
@traekas7228 4 года назад
New Message, What,...laid back? Lol 😂!
@beckyguelette5114
@beckyguelette5114 4 года назад
Ivanka will be fighting for that position now that Hope Hicks has returned.
@grokeffer6226
@grokeffer6226 4 года назад
Orange Man really is Bad. Seriously. He really is orange, too.
@nathanielhellerstein5871
@nathanielhellerstein5871 4 года назад
"I never met that tree, it was already chopped down when I met it, and I left it standing up perfectly fine."
@hardyharr9377
@hardyharr9377 4 года назад
Actually the tree he did "plant" died 2 years later..google it
@TametheShame
@TametheShame 4 года назад
He actually grabbed it by the leaves.
@rafetizer
@rafetizer 4 года назад
Yeah that Bloomberg advertising sure is ubiquitous, why, here it is smack dab in the monologue!
@CaliforniaGirl-qk5kq
@CaliforniaGirl-qk5kq 4 года назад
I plan to vote for Bloomberg. He has quite a good record in New York.
@jc.1191
@jc.1191 4 года назад
I'm hoping just for jokes
@kinkle_Z
@kinkle_Z 4 года назад
@@CaliforniaGirl-qk5kq Yeah LOL...everybody I know in NYC hates Bloomberg's guts. Guess you're paid off too.
@kinkle_Z
@kinkle_Z 4 года назад
How much did Maher get for inserting a billionaire right-wing hateful moron's name into the middle of his opening monologue? $200K? $300K? The equivalent of 10 cents from me.
@rezoannur2333
@rezoannur2333 4 года назад
2:36 he just said Bill Maher instead of Bill Barr
@stristan6302
@stristan6302 4 года назад
Rezoan Nur yep... he did.
@corryjookit7818
@corryjookit7818 4 года назад
@@Poon1312 And ? He's human after all.
@paintinganimalsonrocks7633
@paintinganimalsonrocks7633 4 года назад
Probably just what you heard. How could he accidentlly say his own name? I didn't hear that.
@Melesniannon
@Melesniannon 4 года назад
@@paintinganimalsonrocks7633 It sounded to me like "Bill Mahr" as well. How do accidents happen? Well, accidentally, because there's no perfection connection between our intentions and our actions in the real world. Your brain isn't a perfect processing machine, it works strongly through associations. The names are pretty similar and he likely uses his own name a lot more than he says "Bill Barr".
@misterdoctor9693
@misterdoctor9693 4 года назад
I listened to it several times and yeah, I hear Bill Maher every time. And that was before I saw this comment.
@marklanders6833
@marklanders6833 4 года назад
What a queen Ms. Bill is. Look at her...
@jmack619
@jmack619 4 года назад
can't look . I remember that he looks like he has been just spit out of a giant greasy sperm whale vagina. was I close . I hope he loses millions
@bento8
@bento8 4 года назад
2:35 Justice Department led by Bill Maher intervene?
@randysteele6741
@randysteele6741 4 года назад
Whew, I wasn't the only one who heard that. Bill must have been toked up.
@SpecialBrewCan
@SpecialBrewCan 4 года назад
Yes, I rewound it when I heard it too! 🙂
@daveyhouston
@daveyhouston 4 года назад
Is he drunk ?!
@MrAudienceMember2662015
@MrAudienceMember2662015 4 года назад
Davey Houston stoned
@SuzukiYNathie
@SuzukiYNathie 4 года назад
He said Bill Barr
@ACU_misfit
@ACU_misfit 4 года назад
Bernie won Iowa and he won New Hampshire..ARE WE REALLY ABOUT TO DO THIS AGAIN?!? #Bernie2020
@SAGE0FTHEEAST
@SAGE0FTHEEAST 4 года назад
That's really up to you tho
@jamedraa8472
@jamedraa8472 4 года назад
Well.... the revolution will not be televised...
@stevedahl
@stevedahl 4 года назад
The Dem machine will screw him again. That app stuff was a false flag. They messed numbers to dick Bernie
@stevedahl
@stevedahl 4 года назад
That is not what Rush said. He was asking if America was ready for a gay
@ursamagickmt672
@ursamagickmt672 4 года назад
@@stevedahl Maybe not but we're sure ready to see that bloated asshole take a dirt nap.
@pieceofchicfurniture6736
@pieceofchicfurniture6736 4 года назад
I want the cameraman to zoom out sufficiently to reveal the blinking applause sign so I know when to laugh.
@hydrogenroar
@hydrogenroar 4 года назад
On Geraldo picking Trump's brain: "And you thought Al Capone's vault was empty!" Good one.
@balajay159
@balajay159 4 года назад
Nice that you guys can still laugh...
@MrHappynow44
@MrHappynow44 4 года назад
Yes, post democracy, America. Keep speaking the obvious truth. Thank you, Bill
@danrion8839
@danrion8839 4 года назад
Bernie Sanders for President. 2020. Vote for Sanity and Democracy.
@zachgalluzzo4829
@zachgalluzzo4829 4 года назад
Vote for sanity? The dude is a communist
@IrishDavaRox
@IrishDavaRox 4 года назад
@The Griffin Where are you from mate?
@michaelrch
@michaelrch 4 года назад
The Griffin The country had its longest period of growth of the economy and middle class under FDR social democratic policies up until the 1970s when they started getting unpicked. Investment, education, high wages and more equality are actually really good for the economy. Neoliberalism is bad for working people, it's bad for the environment and it's terrible for democracy.
@agolftweetler3995
@agolftweetler3995 4 года назад
@The Griffin Market would tank 20% overnight. 😂
@danrion8839
@danrion8839 4 года назад
@@michaelrch this is Continuation of Obama's strong Economy, otherwise Orange Clown Trump did nothing to boost economy except Tweeting Bullshit, whining, bitching, playing golf and emotional support BS Rallies.
@drdanleydna4658
@drdanleydna4658 4 года назад
🇺🇸VOTE2020🗣 “Democracy is not just the right to vote, it is the right to live in dignity.” ✍🏼Naomi Klein
@REVERSESARCASM
@REVERSESARCASM 4 года назад
Will you be my Valentine?
@phoenix5054
@phoenix5054 4 года назад
What if the majority voted for some people not to live in dignity... like Duterte in the Philippines for example? Is that still not Democratic?
@Lhawk2107
@Lhawk2107 4 года назад
Are you ppl actually stating that “ WE THE PPL “ that stands for Democracy is a bad thing ???? Fascist much ?
@phoenix5054
@phoenix5054 4 года назад
@shawn hughes And democracy is not mob rule? Democracy is not something that stands for everything that is good in the world. At the end of the day, some level of liberal technocracy is necessary, no?
@johno7617
@johno7617 4 года назад
Danley Danley VOTE the whole rotten gop out in 2020!!
@JustVisiting_
@JustVisiting_ 4 года назад
Bill always gets defensive when the crowd doesn't like his jokes.
@tonyhailstone
@tonyhailstone 4 года назад
Agreed, love the show but fuck it feels awkward when he scoffs, berates or rolls his eyes at his own audience because he doesn't get the reaction he wants. Perhaps they need a better crowd warmer pre-show! Or better jokes in the monologue!
@johno7617
@johno7617 4 года назад
Just Visiting VOTE Blue!!
@bangun172
@bangun172 4 года назад
ya its anoying he should be moretolerant
@fireandblood2919
@fireandblood2919 4 года назад
Fragile ego
@jamesbittle2138
@jamesbittle2138 4 года назад
No, he gets upsets when they get offended by his jokes
@Whiskey_Tango_Foxtrot_
@Whiskey_Tango_Foxtrot_ 4 года назад
Hey Stone Mr Monopoly called said he wants his style back! 🎩
@kjamison5951
@kjamison5951 4 года назад
“… as President, I have the absolute right to chop down any tree. I haven’t decided to get involved in tree chopping but if I did it would be totally legal for me to do so.”
@jusayenso8186
@jusayenso8186 4 года назад
This reminds me of an episode of "The Andy Griffith Show", where Barney does an illegal u-turn after giving Gomer a traffic ticket for a nitpicky tiny traffic law violation. So Gomer does the right thing and starts yelling "citizens arrest, citizens arrest!", when Barney does an illegal u-turn. Then Andy shows up and sees that Gomer has a legit beef, and makes Barney write himself a ticket. Small brained people tend to abuse their power, but 'big, bad, Barney' is still more like an 'Einstein' compared to Trump.
@danniles5256
@danniles5256 4 года назад
Bill Maher rocks
@johnswof
@johnswof 4 года назад
Maher certainly makes Trump supporters angry. The number of them who show up here to whine and spread lies about Maher says a lot about the nerves Maher is hitting.
@havable
@havable 4 года назад
"Trump would say, I never met that tree" And then a bunch of pictures would come out of Trump hanging out with that tree in various places.
@enniswhalen2428
@enniswhalen2428 4 года назад
B A - And those people out there will STILL vote for him . . . .
@honkawiman
@honkawiman 4 года назад
I love Bill Maher, What an incredible human being. Thank you for telling it like it is. THE TRUTH!!
@MFILMS3000
@MFILMS3000 4 года назад
notice how Bill skipped over having to acknowledge that Bernie is doing great?...
@SuzukiYNathie
@SuzukiYNathie 4 года назад
You Bernie Bros are so conspiratorial. Not everyone is plotting to take down your Dear Leader.
@SuzukiYNathie
@SuzukiYNathie 4 года назад
@TheBluearmy33 No, I'm afraid you Bernie cultists will hand Trump yet another victory.
@mistertexaz
@mistertexaz 4 года назад
Yes , as if it was noting substantial😂. Then goes right to Bloomberg
@agolftweetler3995
@agolftweetler3995 4 года назад
@@SuzukiYNathie They're hilarious! More grandiose conspiracies right around the corner. 🍿 👀
@anthonymcewen8062
@anthonymcewen8062 4 года назад
@TheBluearmy33 Yep. Classy. Classy democrats like you. Keeping Trump in office. Fuck you people are profoundly stupid.
@Rah514
@Rah514 4 года назад
I love how Bill squirmed to avoid mentioning Bernies name. “Pete won Iowa, he has the most delegates” ... Bernie has the most votes there? So in 2016, it’s popular vote that matters most. In 2020, eh 🤷🏽‍♂️ this was almost as pathetic as the Reuter’s headline out of NH of: Pete finishes 2nd and Klobuchar comes in 3rd! Lol. Almost
@sixstanger00
@sixstanger00 4 года назад
@Dean F. Not nearly as aggravating as the establishment's reluctance to accept Bernie as the front runner.
@elephantmoney
@elephantmoney 4 года назад
Exactly. Why does Bill not like Bernie? Is he worried that he will be taxed more?
@PP-vr1cf
@PP-vr1cf 4 года назад
What the fuck? He literally said that Bernie won Iowa and NH. Are u crazy?
@goldeneyetm
@goldeneyetm 4 года назад
@@PP-vr1cf and then, buddy, he said Pete won Iowa. At least listen before you call people crazy.
@PP-vr1cf
@PP-vr1cf 4 года назад
@@goldeneyetm U should read. He wrote "Bill squirmed to avoid mentioning Bernies name." Which he didnt. Bernie won the popular vote and Pete the most Delegates. I just hate that u Democrats always go after your own people.
@wolframstahl1263
@wolframstahl1263 4 года назад
2:35 Did he really just confuse Bill Barr with HIMSELF?
@tomogden2432
@tomogden2432 4 года назад
No, dumbass. He misspoke.
@walsterdoomit
@walsterdoomit 4 года назад
He sure as hell had a feudian moment didn’t he.
@tomogden2432
@tomogden2432 4 года назад
@@walsterdoomit - I don't think you understand what a Freudian slip really is.
@fanofjesus2414
@fanofjesus2414 4 года назад
Wolfram Stahl PANIC - he’s so scared - him, Epstein, Nygard, Oswalt, Prince Andrew, Spielberg, Hanks, Gunn - and probably why Iger stepped down - the powerful adult predators who have been raping/torturing/trafficking our children are about to meet JUSTICE and aligned with that PAIN - incredible times - they thought MeToo would do the trick - cover for the more egregious crimes - oops - thought wrong - the legal system backed by we the people are coming for you Maher and your kind ....
@tomogden2432
@tomogden2432 4 года назад
@@fanofjesus2414 - what the fuck are you talking about, nutball?
@jimbeaver27
@jimbeaver27 4 года назад
I don't like dyed blonde hair, don't like comb over, don't like bronzer, don't like liars. A lot of Americans apparently do, they love all that stuff.
@REVERSESARCASM
@REVERSESARCASM 4 года назад
Who do you think gives two shits what you like or do not like? Dip shit.
@naturelovingguypeoplenotso3039
@naturelovingguypeoplenotso3039 4 года назад
Drumpf's cultists like anything he does. ANYTHING.
@jimbeaver27
@jimbeaver27 4 года назад
@@REVERSESARCASM haha raw nerve eh, got ya
@REVERSESARCASM
@REVERSESARCASM 4 года назад
@@jimbeaver27 Shut your man pleasers. I do this for entertainment all day. I am retired. You work for me now.
@HH-gv8mx
@HH-gv8mx 4 года назад
Medicare for all, single payer! *Bernie 2020!*
@chrisfortune6616
@chrisfortune6616 4 года назад
Not for me please
@agolftweetler3995
@agolftweetler3995 4 года назад
@@chrisfortune6616 Same. US Gubment borks everything they touch. Luckily, this will never see the light of day
@katiekane5247
@katiekane5247 4 года назад
@@agolftweetler3995 see, that's the narrative the billions a year insurance CEOs need to put out there. It's NOT government run healthcare, it's single payer. The only thing that changes is the profit motive & a phalanx of paper pushers denying your care. 45,000 AMERICANS die every year because they can't afford the care or meds they need & some of them have been paying insurance premiums for years. It's really NOT too hard to understand, they'll say ANYTHING to keep their cash cow going. Geeze, don't be fooled by rhetoric.
@johnnywhite58
@johnnywhite58 4 года назад
@@katiekane5247 well said Katie.
@georgeb.wolffsohn30
@georgeb.wolffsohn30 4 года назад
@@chrisfortune6616 so THAT'S how we ended up with this sh*tstorm of an administration.
@barbarabergstrom3996
@barbarabergstrom3996 4 года назад
I’m drawing a line in the swamp😂😂😂😂
@TheNefastor
@TheNefastor 4 года назад
"I have an article 2 that says I cut down cherry trees."
@pearlbarkley1019
@pearlbarkley1019 4 года назад
With Stone's sentencing... it is up to the JUDGE!!!
@DaisyJaynne
@DaisyJaynne 4 года назад
"Trump's the guy who asks you to bury a dead body with him and then puts it on youtube."
@REVERSESARCASM
@REVERSESARCASM 4 года назад
You're the guy who needs to shut his man pleasers.
@fineneighborhood
@fineneighborhood 4 года назад
@@REVERSESARCASM Why do you keep saying that to everyone?
@REVERSESARCASM
@REVERSESARCASM 4 года назад
@@fineneighborhood because Democrats are brain dead.
@noah3602
@noah3602 4 года назад
Sounds like woodcock is the brain dead here
@REVERSESARCASM
@REVERSESARCASM 4 года назад
@@noah3602 You write sentences like a 3rd grader. I'll give you a "D" today for your effort. Now run along to you're mommy.
@nightknight9415
@nightknight9415 4 года назад
George Washington : "I cannot tell a lie." tRump : "I cannot tell the truth." tRump voter : "I cannot tell the difference!"
@midas1929
@midas1929 4 года назад
DNC, our program is the lie.
@nightknight9415
@nightknight9415 4 года назад
Some say the GOP doesn't have principles, but they do...they're deeply committed to all things undemocratic. They represent a minority of Americans & lack the moral compass or spine to stand up to Agolf Twittler's corruption.
@nightknight9415
@nightknight9415 4 года назад
Citizens of the world are laughing at Agolf Twittler & the ignorant cult followers who voted for him. The Liar-In-Chief is a national tragedy & international embarrassment. 🤪🤢🤮😵
@nightknight9415
@nightknight9415 4 года назад
Agolf Twittler is a bloated malignant narcissist & phony plutocratic populist who's presidency is a knife in the moral heart of America, a wound on our national soul that will take generations to heal…if ever.
@Hxn1027
@Hxn1027 4 года назад
Night Knight, that is the EXACT attitude that got Trump elected in the first place. Im registered Democrat and have been since I was able to vote. I've voted in ever election, all Democrat including two terms Obama. In 2016, I voted Republican for the first time and based on what I've seen with my own eyes the left has become and based on the accomplishments Trump has achieved so far, I can say with certainty I'll be voting for him again. Im also likely to vote straight down the republican ticket for at least the foreseeable future, bc I just can't stand by all the evil and psychosis emanating from the modern left. They're truly fucking insane anymore. EVERYTHING is racist, EVERYTHING is sexist, I mean it's fucking ludicrous. Trump2020🇺🇸
@srajguru87
@srajguru87 4 года назад
Bernie Won Iowa in case anybody’s still confused
@Tod_oMal
@Tod_oMal 4 года назад
Yes but guess who is leading...? Exactly.
@CaliforniaGirl-qk5kq
@CaliforniaGirl-qk5kq 4 года назад
Who care, He will not win election. Idaho does not have track record voting for candidates that eventually win presidency.
@saphinaflan2115
@saphinaflan2115 4 года назад
Idaho? Wth are you talking about?
@newclothes8165
@newclothes8165 4 года назад
Does anyone even care
@garr6633
@garr6633 4 года назад
@@Tod_oMal ....Bernie is
@margueritehudsell4454
@margueritehudsell4454 3 года назад
My memory is crystal clear, Billy. Can I call you Billy?
@beckstar78
@beckstar78 4 года назад
even though he ended up talking about bloomberg, i'm surprised bill said bernie won iowa!
@hallo4966
@hallo4966 4 года назад
But later he said Buttigieg won Iowa
@monicasantos9047
@monicasantos9047 4 года назад
@jeff get fukt
@imisstoronto3121
@imisstoronto3121 4 года назад
Nothing wrong with Bernie or Warren.
@Conker187777
@Conker187777 4 года назад
He mentioned Bernie for 5 seconds lol then immediately implied Bloomberg isn’t racist and he would vote for him. In reality Bernie is way further from Bloomberg ideologically than Bloomberg is from Trump, in some regards Bloomberg is to the right of Trump, also he has already blown $350 MILLION dollars on this pipe dream of buying the highest office, no better use for that money I’m sure in a nation with over a million homeless, another million incarcerated, tens of thousands dying yearly due to lack of healthcare, poor infrastructure, but no Bloomberg spends it keeping CNN and MSNBC alive. Disgusting.
@smiller2044
@smiller2044 4 года назад
@@Conker187777 it was a joke about Bloomberg & "voting for the highest bidder." You don't get it because you're obsessed with Sanders.
@Gidfather
@Gidfather 4 года назад
Rich daddy Bloomberg pays for Hi-Liar-y!
@PierreLalu
@PierreLalu 4 года назад
Bernie being leading : silence from Bill / Bloomberg able to win ? : Bill will absolutely give him the vote. That's a new low...
@alansmitheejr.
@alansmitheejr. 4 года назад
If you pick Trump's brain you'll only find old chicken bones.
@mosesking2923
@mosesking2923 4 года назад
I honestly have no problem with Trump breaking laws as long as he gets my agenda passed. As long as he kicks our illegals and makes abortion illegal by death penalty, I could care less if he breaks the law. Democrats had no issue letting Clinton get away with crimes. So what goes around comes around.
@REVERSESARCASM
@REVERSESARCASM 4 года назад
Are you gay. You sound gay.
@rudyjimenez1689
@rudyjimenez1689 4 года назад
Oddie A.K.A.One of the Neanderthals who voted for CROOKED hillary.
@rudyjimenez1689
@rudyjimenez1689 4 года назад
@@REVERSESARCASM You are neither gay or straight.You are a horse Shit.
@SkullJelly
@SkullJelly 4 года назад
@@mosesking2923 Well I don't want laws broke but I agree on the rest.
@dogfish3373
@dogfish3373 4 года назад
I have zero faith in the American people to vote Trump out of office. It still baffles me that they actually elected him last time they had an election. I truly hope for the good of all the intelligent, decent Americans as well as the rest of the world that all the people who were to lazy to get out and vote last time get off their asses this fall and do the right thing.
@REVERSESARCASM
@REVERSESARCASM 4 года назад
@Eileen Farrar Whoever wakes up beside you in the morning must be deaf and blind.
@joeyblow6283
@joeyblow6283 4 года назад
TRUMP 2020 🇺🇸!!!!!!!!!
@Goldenrod636
@Goldenrod636 4 года назад
Roger Stone reminds me of the Monopoly Man.
@tobiherbert4337
@tobiherbert4337 4 года назад
But would you happily vote for Bernie? #Bernie2020
@joebertolini3518
@joebertolini3518 4 года назад
@@REVERSESARCASM : How fucking old and out of touch are you to waste so many words talking about Bill C in the previous century? You couldn't be any less relevant if you were in the gerald ford family.
@kimberlyhock3318
@kimberlyhock3318 4 года назад
I will vote for anyone against Trump. I like Amy Klobucher (however you spell it) but will vote for whoever they decide to run. I am not a big fan of Mayor Pete because he comes off as someone that will have trouble asking for advice or taking it when it is needed.
@c.9231
@c.9231 4 года назад
@@kimberlyhock3318 - Yes, my first choice would be Senator Sanders. He is the only one with integrity and would be so good for our country! However, I will vote for whoever will get rid trump if I have to.
@thegreatwhite81
@thegreatwhite81 4 года назад
As an independent who voted for Obama and then for Trump I can appreciate Bill Maher's comedy and practicality. If the Democrats were not so far left these days, a lot more of us would vote blue.
@goldenhawk9322
@goldenhawk9322 4 года назад
2:36 I would have sworn, he said "The justice department led by Bill Maher"
@Hexanitrobenzene
@Hexanitrobenzene 4 года назад
Hm, really seems so :)
@jeffreyglenellen1188
@jeffreyglenellen1188 4 года назад
He did
@hazard1371
@hazard1371 4 года назад
He did, that's why in my comment I said "I didn't know bill was short for william" lol
@4freki
@4freki 4 года назад
The last 30 seconds are worth it.
@faerefolke
@faerefolke 4 года назад
I got stoned with my husband on Valentine's day. Love was literally in the air.
@ed345
@ed345 4 года назад
Wow! How special!
@legendarypinkies5531
@legendarypinkies5531 4 года назад
Yep, there really isnt anything more romantic then drug use.
@RealCoolGuy
@RealCoolGuy 4 года назад
Monday is not Presidents' Day. It is Washington's Birthday.
@Cosmic.cougar
@Cosmic.cougar 4 года назад
Only Bernie can win!
@mosesking2923
@mosesking2923 4 года назад
Fuck Bernie Sanders. Last thing we need is ANOTHER old straight white man in power. It’s time for REAL representation. Either the candidate is a person of color or I don’t vote. Simple.
@DPowered2
@DPowered2 4 года назад
not if the establishment has anything to say about it
@REVERSESARCASM
@REVERSESARCASM 4 года назад
Are you gay or just brain dead?
@DPowered2
@DPowered2 4 года назад
@@REVERSESARCASM wow clearly not an idiot or troll
@REVERSESARCASM
@REVERSESARCASM 4 года назад
@@mosesking2923 Your Racist. What a bigot. Hollywood should make a horror movie called They White just to scare the hell out of black people who think like a racist towards white people also. Go back to the jungle if you don't like white people. You will never see a white person crossing the Atlantic jumping off boats on the beaches in Africa. Maybe you should if you hate white people so much. If it wasn't for white people you would still be in Africa. BTW why do you think all them Africans are invading Europe by the thousands? Do you think it's because they hate white people? I do. You can take them out the jungle but you can't take the jungle out them. Fuck you.
@charlienelson2002
@charlienelson2002 4 года назад
Bill you are genius...
@DPowered2
@DPowered2 4 года назад
Wait did he just say his own name instead of Bill Barr XD
@billyforkell1501
@billyforkell1501 4 года назад
Yes he did!👏👏👏😂😂😂
@theyhateuscuztheyaintus6057
@theyhateuscuztheyaintus6057 4 года назад
Yes he did! Right at 2:36 lol
@robertwright1410
@robertwright1410 4 года назад
Lol yep!
@majorchaosoi
@majorchaosoi 4 года назад
Lmao 😂 I had to rewind it so many times to hear again
@Sammasambuddha
@Sammasambuddha 4 года назад
Bill knew it right away...but keeps on chuggin
@ritalove9728
@ritalove9728 4 года назад
Trump would say: I have never seen that tree-I saw that tree, but did not cut it down-I had the right to cut down that- I cut down that tree
@donquixote8092
@donquixote8092 4 года назад
"When I see a guy wearing 2lbs of bronzer with his platinum brown combover, teased to perfection I think, what a man," touché.
@erroreliminator2.076
@erroreliminator2.076 4 года назад
What a man! haha
@paintinganimalsonrocks7633
@paintinganimalsonrocks7633 4 года назад
You forgot trumps girdle.
@uol1051
@uol1051 4 года назад
@@REVERSESARCASM ........we've noticed that every one of your comments is somehow a reference to c*cksucking..... How telling.
@katiekane5247
@katiekane5247 4 года назад
@@REVERSESARCASM just try it, you might like it. Seriously, nobody cares anymore!
@REVERSESARCASM
@REVERSESARCASM 4 года назад
@@uol1051 we've...referring to your other gay friends or brain dead democrat voters.
@REVERSESARCASM
@REVERSESARCASM 4 года назад
Nobody..... referring to brain dead democrat voters?
@davidscialabba6884
@davidscialabba6884 4 года назад
You have much to learn!
@tarekmlayes4042
@tarekmlayes4042 4 года назад
This would be the first crumpling of a superpower live online....the nation of fists 👊🏼👏🏼👏🏼
@Ho11is2Ho11ywood
@Ho11is2Ho11ywood 4 года назад
Bill has been doing this show for decades and still doesn't know the difference between an "ooooh" and a "booo"
@Nathan-gd7xq
@Nathan-gd7xq 4 года назад
Does Bill Maher know what booing sounds like?
@barryulrich2170
@barryulrich2170 4 года назад
He found out when he thought he was cool enough to use the N word in casual conversation.
@REVERSESARCASM
@REVERSESARCASM 4 года назад
Not sure but he knows what a another man's balls taste like.
@Prayukth
@Prayukth 4 года назад
Trump would say the tree chopped itself...
@leetraviusmckay314
@leetraviusmckay314 4 года назад
RIP Yang gang 😭
@thunderdarren
@thunderdarren 4 года назад
He is just Brilliant 😂😂😂
@MrSavvySavage
@MrSavvySavage 4 года назад
Bloomberg needs to be called out, not made jokes about... YOU FELL OFF
@bakedutah8411
@bakedutah8411 4 года назад
@Mr Savvy, only if you want TRUMP TO WIN!!
@brettgbarnes
@brettgbarnes 4 года назад
Bill Maher should be sued for saying Roger Stone was the conduit between Russia and Wikileaks. This guy's hypocrisy has no bounds.
@edswangren6479
@edswangren6479 4 года назад
Hey HBO: why are you able to get clips on YT before you get the damn show on the streaming service I pay for?
@Sithsolo
@Sithsolo 4 года назад
I had this issue as well so I said bye bye hbo.
@refererererer
@refererererer 4 года назад
You can even find full episodes on YT.
@REVERSESARCASM
@REVERSESARCASM 4 года назад
Because you're special. I think they give two shits about your question. Are you brain dead or stupid with that question? Nope...don't answer that question. I will just tell you to shut your man pleasers.
@Nawalta
@Nawalta 4 года назад
If you're paying an HBO subscription to see clips then you should probably cancel, I agree. Otherwise, I really don't see what the problem is
@justinm2697
@justinm2697 4 года назад
Probably because they already have your money from the subscription fee. Here you are on YT, possibly with ads playing and making them more money.
@luisreyes1963
@luisreyes1963 4 года назад
Someone remind Bill Maher that Michael Bloomberg is running for KING. 🤴
@arturk842
@arturk842 4 года назад
Why don’t talk show hosts understand that saying “oooooooo” means “what a burn!” It doesn’t mean we’re booing the joke!!!
@velrch3973
@velrch3973 4 года назад
Yeah. You clearly understand better what the audience means in a moment than the guy standing before them.
@ed345
@ed345 4 года назад
Dumb ass.
@tales_of_the_crypto1583
@tales_of_the_crypto1583 4 года назад
I have to laugh to keep from crying!🤣💞🙏🗣🤗
@cardhutt
@cardhutt 4 года назад
bill maher is my soul chicken!
@rudyjimenez1689
@rudyjimenez1689 4 года назад
Card hut A.K.A.Rudys hemorrhoid!!!😭😭🙊👰😡🌼🐷😠😛👺👺👀👀😵😵😟😟👰🙏🙊😎😪
@borismcgillicutty3042
@borismcgillicutty3042 4 года назад
He's a friggin commie POS
@borismcgillicutty3042
@borismcgillicutty3042 4 года назад
@Eileen Farrar hyuk hyuk ok doomer
@REVERSESARCASM
@REVERSESARCASM 4 года назад
@Eileen Farrar Triggered much?
@richardegan1204
@richardegan1204 4 года назад
So your an idiot
@cgpnc818
@cgpnc818 4 года назад
Lets go Bernie!
@jen3800
@jen3800 4 года назад
between 2:34 and 2:38 he says " the justice department, led by Bill Maher " less weed, Bill
@ginam4387
@ginam4387 4 года назад
I didn't hear that at first. That's the weed for sure. Lol
4 года назад
Host: Orange man bad. NPC Crowd: YAAAAYY! November Elections: Orange man won.
@hopeemch8511
@hopeemch8511 4 года назад
Bill said he would vote for the candidate who wants to legalize marijuana. I think Bernie is the only top tier candidate who says he will so why is Bill so negative about Bernie these days? I mean come on Bill - Amy Klobochar ? Is the President of the PTA (that 's what she looks and sounds like to me) ever going to do that?
@justinm2697
@justinm2697 4 года назад
Bernie also wants to tax Maher. It's money or weed. He already has the weed and I'm guessing, thinks he pays enough tax.
@joebertolini3518
@joebertolini3518 4 года назад
I would probably not vote for Amy to be president of the PTA. Or the local garden club. But if Amy wins the nomination for President of the United States, I will vote for her because she will still be better than trump or any REAL republicunt VOTE BLUE NO MATTER WHO.
@Sh0tD0wn
@Sh0tD0wn 4 года назад
I mean what did you expect from Bill Maher
@hopeemch8511
@hopeemch8511 4 года назад
​@@Sh0tD0wn Bill was a different dude in the years before Trump. Much more critical of the status quo. A true iconoclast. Now? He's become an old man in his thinking --Cautious. Paranoid. Fearful. Depressed.They say age brings that kind of thinking but I'm 79 and I'm hopeful. I believe our time has come to save this world for a better future with a once in a lifetime leader whose fearlessness is just what we need to go up against Trump. Nothing has stopped Bernie in 40 years of public life and Trump's not going to be the first.
@hillbilly224
@hillbilly224 4 года назад
At least we are using the correct bathrooms now
@rickmatsokotere2251
@rickmatsokotere2251 4 года назад
Watching Maher lose his mind is great
@maddielanghi3618
@maddielanghi3618 4 года назад
Rick Matsokotere Uncle Tom is shuckin and jivin for trump
@rhodesab55
@rhodesab55 4 года назад
Bill was on fire that night
@Linkacide
@Linkacide 4 года назад
Bill still can’t side with Bernie this is how far right he’s gone. New rules are about as best this show gets now or when he makes fun of Jarod
@nonmagicmike723
@nonmagicmike723 4 года назад
How far right he's gone... or how far left Bernie has gone? Bill's always been center left, never for a revolution or massive tax hikes or government takeover. Though he did genuinely support Bernie at one point.
@niftucalbioticgod2799
@niftucalbioticgod2799 4 года назад
I think (or at least hope) it may be more due to falling victim to the narrative that Bernie can't win more so than him not liking Bernie. He has had several new rules since Trump that have called for Democrats to just nominate someone who can beat Trump above all else after all. But I could be wrong. Especially since I don't have nearly enough faith left in the American voter to elect a gay man so I think Bernie has a better shot than Pete
@niftucalbioticgod2799
@niftucalbioticgod2799 4 года назад
@Dana William Wait until the rest of the baby boomer generation dies, then we'll get someone like Bernie. If we even have real elections still by then at least. I know not all old people are the problem but it should be a general guideline that if you're likely to be dead before the next election, you really have no business voting.
@goldengreen7763
@goldengreen7763 4 года назад
@@niftucalbioticgod2799 it will be 70 years before we meet another like Bernie
@goldengreen7763
@goldengreen7763 4 года назад
@Dean F. you sir are you an idiot
@snoglydox
@snoglydox 4 года назад
I just listened to the "Geraldo Speaks To President Donald Trump" podcast, and I did not hear Trump admitting he sent Rudy to find anything about Biden; If anybody else did, please tell me at what point. I am tired of both sides doing this shit! STICK WITH FACTS! When you do this, it makes me question ALL of what you say.
@mururoa7024
@mururoa7024 4 года назад
"democracy dies in darkness", but it also dies in broad daylight at every Trump ralies.
@mv2487
@mv2487 4 года назад
"Whatta man, Whatta a man. What a mighty orange man" You got to say it again now!
@jmack619
@jmack619 4 года назад
bill is happy that we all lost billions.. probably happy that we the peasants might get thinned out a bit by disease
@thorium222
@thorium222 4 года назад
It is hilarious that in the US the one with less votes always ends up with more delegates. Democracy, yeah sure.
@SeansModelBuilds
@SeansModelBuilds 4 года назад
As Bernie would yell, "It's time that Democracy worked for everyone, not just the One Percent!"
@johnboyette5597
@johnboyette5597 4 года назад
@@SeansModelBuilds Bernie is the 1percent
@SeansModelBuilds
@SeansModelBuilds 4 года назад
@@johnboyette5597 Because he wrote a book and became a millionaire? He's actually taken people to Canada to get affordable healthcare. He has practiced what he preaches and he would be the best one to bring Canadian-style healthcare to America.
@ceciliaageofaquarius1225
@ceciliaageofaquarius1225 4 года назад
@@johnboyette5597 🤦🏽‍♀️ face palm yourself and go sit in the corner and reflect on your fallacy that you just told. 🧐
@FJB2020LGB
@FJB2020LGB 4 года назад
That’s how the founders made it. The majority should not be the deciding factor in elections.
@lindsayousley5040
@lindsayousley5040 4 года назад
The biggest thing Trump and Capone have in common? NEUROSYPHILIS
@Willverinerage
@Willverinerage 4 года назад
I didn't laugh at a single "joke" in this monologue......well this is awkward
@Hoganply
@Hoganply 4 года назад
'Wiggy Leaks'. Is that where we all go to find out where Trump's hair came?
@Casnazer
@Casnazer 4 года назад
“If they don’t get you on the substances of the investigation, they’ll get you on the investigation itself.”
@learntocrochet1
@learntocrochet1 4 года назад
The entire podcast was Geraldo picking Trump's brain. It was a special 30 second podcast.
@Wardog01Actual
@Wardog01Actual 4 года назад
Roger Stone: "What's the password?" Frank Reynolds: "Worgie."
@Wardog01Actual
@Wardog01Actual 4 года назад
@J Dial ...and all the other various "lawyerings"!
@Wardog01Actual
@Wardog01Actual 4 года назад
@J Dial Ha! Just watch out for those Full-On Rapists!
@Wardog01Actual
@Wardog01Actual 4 года назад
@J Dial Perfect! Sunny always brings out the best in people. I keep the whole series on a flash drive in my TV. When I get kicked in the life by balls (get it?), any episode does the trick!
@beknajmi6029
@beknajmi6029 4 года назад
I didnt chop that tree, nor did I pop its cherry.
@ricardom3597
@ricardom3597 4 года назад
Man is it me or is bill being to corporate friendly bill sounding like the dnc
@rocarlosdavis622
@rocarlosdavis622 4 года назад
He really did say I never met that Awesome Tree👽
@crashburn3292
@crashburn3292 4 года назад
The audience is applauding and laughing, yet none of this being funny.
@Garrmenn
@Garrmenn 4 года назад
I think those are stock sound effects
@PCBar7679
@PCBar7679 4 года назад
These people are delusional, bitter, angry and are 🐑.
@j.s.3297
@j.s.3297 4 года назад
No mention of avenatti or mccabe
@EvilMonkey7818
@EvilMonkey7818 4 года назад
This is primarily a weekly Democrat bubble rally, with a dash of comedy added in 'New Rules.' Otherwise I think comedy became verboten from this show around a decade ago.
@joeschmoe4968
@joeschmoe4968 4 года назад
Bill Maher, vote for Bernie! Screw the mainstream media. If they take away your show, you can always have a podcast.
@patricknez7258
@patricknez7258 4 года назад
"Trump is the guy that asks you to bury a dead body with him, and then puts it on RU-vid." 😂💯
@ofthecoast9815
@ofthecoast9815 4 года назад
Stupid is; as stupid does...and the crowd cheers and follows along. Ba Ba sheep!
@Icebergwallst
@Icebergwallst 4 года назад
“I guess were pretending democracy is still happening “ is how I felt when my absentee ballot came in the mail.
@FJB2020LGB
@FJB2020LGB 4 года назад
Wow another Democrat who thinks we live in a democracy 🙄 our founding fathers never intended for America to be a democracy. So why don’t you read the constitution sometime?
@jessstuart7495
@jessstuart7495 4 года назад
It's not a Democracy. It's an auction. We desperately need campaign finance reform. Voters should choose a candidate based on issues, character, and platform, not on which candidate can afford to run the most political ads (yell the loudest). Our elections have devolved into messaging battles with very little substance and little consequences for spreading disinformation.
@GoddessLuna9
@GoddessLuna9 4 года назад
​@@FJB2020LGB "Washington was even more explicit about this, the third of the great Founding ideas: A democratic republic requires a special kind of culture, one that nurtures self-reliance and a love of liberty. Constitutions are all very well, the Founders often observed, but they are only “parchment barriers,” easily breached if demagogues subvert the “spirit and letter” of the document. They can do this dramatically, in one revolutionary putsch, or they can inflict a death by a thousand cuts, gradually persuading citizens that the Constitution doesn’t mean what it says but should be interpreted to mean something different, or even something opposite." Excerpt from an article you should read.... www.nationalreview.com/2015/07/vision-founding-fathers/ A sidebar from me... The founding fathers certainly did not lay a foundation for us to chose our political parties like sports teams to stand by and behind unconditonally. We are suppose to approach politics like the constitution itself stands a LIVING BREATHING document ready for the adpation of whats best for this great nation. Lets stop being divisive-there are more important things in life yet to be discovered.
@blackday1013
@blackday1013 4 года назад
Jokes on you guys. I live in Iowa and haven't seen a single Bloomberg add. After months of Steyer showing up before every youtube video I watch, it's nice getting a break
@masterblaster7688
@masterblaster7688 4 года назад
You dumbass. The Reason you don't see any ads is bc he didnt want to bother with the first few states n goes after the super tues states...thatswhere all the ads were bought for dumbass🙄🙄
@darkstorminc
@darkstorminc 4 года назад
Lucky... That is 70 percent of the ads I see on yt. After that is Recees.
@blackday1013
@blackday1013 4 года назад
@@masterblaster7688 Yeah, I know. How does the reason why I haven't seen any Bloomberg ads contradict me not seeing any Bloomberg ads? You're not just a dumbass, but an asshole to boot.
@63yank
@63yank 4 года назад
You could run the US and never leave Maherlago
@vmwindustries
@vmwindustries 4 года назад
We have family day in Canada, on the same day as Presidents day.
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