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The Crucifixion skit from Monty Python and the Life of Brian
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@jeoyt4909
@jeoyt4909 8 лет назад
"Ninty ffff- Ninty ffffff- Ninty ffffffffffff- Ninty six sir." lmfao
@briankelley4568
@briankelley4568 7 лет назад
I just realized they made this joke way before South Park and Jimmy.
@bryonwitmen
@bryonwitmen 2 года назад
@@briankelley4568 similar to porky pig too
@lau_sol24
@lau_sol24 Год назад
@@briankelley4568 Well, the creators are fans of Monty Python
@Isobel201
@Isobel201 8 лет назад
my favourite line to repeat 'hurry up we're waiting to be crucified out here' lol
@josey6231
@josey6231 7 лет назад
My favourite line is "yeah i know the way" like he's done crucifixion loads of times.
@FightCollective
@FightCollective 7 лет назад
"B B B B... BASTARDS!!!"
@masterfarr8265
@masterfarr8265 3 года назад
@uncletigger what?
@BenFleury
@BenFleury Год назад
Love how polite Palin is when he says ‘Oh well that’s jolly good off you go then!’ 😂
@metaltak1154
@metaltak1154 4 года назад
Crucifixion? Uhm, no. Freedom. What? Best part🤣
@basselkh8082
@basselkh8082 8 лет назад
The way Michael Palin calmly says "Crucifixion.." lol
@klavss76
@klavss76 6 лет назад
He's like a flight attendant lol
@helphelpimbeingrepressed9347
@helphelpimbeingrepressed9347 6 лет назад
......Good XD
@Rodie1313
@Rodie1313 6 лет назад
I accept to be crucified also, if it is so kindly asked by Palin! :)
@michaelsetiawan2746
@michaelsetiawan2746 6 лет назад
ASMR Crucifixion Roleplay
@seanjosephhayes
@seanjosephhayes 4 года назад
So professional-like as if it's some sort of service. 😂
@tujek3909
@tujek3909 3 года назад
You can see that this guy really loves his job and enjoys what he's doing. Always follow your dreams kids.
@alexanderwes5204
@alexanderwes5204 Год назад
Good advice! 😂
@whiteboy7176
@whiteboy7176 10 лет назад
"Get a move on big nose, there's people waitin' to be crucified out here!" lmao
@sully3010
@sully3010 Год назад
The laugh does it for me
@pixiewings21_9
@pixiewings21_9 7 лет назад
The best thing about this scene is Palin - his reactions to Idle and Gilliam's carry on are absolutely priceless. Palin was a magnificent actor in his own right.
@isammolina4842
@isammolina4842 6 лет назад
Freshcookies 21 si.asi es .magnífico actor. Desaprovechado diría yo . lamentablemente. 😆💖💖💖💖💖💖💖
@TheHManShow
@TheHManShow 2 года назад
John Cleese did say that Michael was superb in the movie and he was ABSOLUTELY right
@cv507
@cv507 Год назад
vvän kröss itch ^ ^ chruciFictiön ? yes... this is thä wörq? Gähniüß öff än X beathäl ^? ^ 0:40 is härry sön telling us something bäd? about geögraphyD?? left läughed... maybe they? didnt shööt jöhn in ´VVäyne xD??? - wäu seß cöFäiRätt kuhbriqq -:- (clockwork orange + händ eye??) vvätt a boud se Grädeäy? tvvinz ^?^
@thedefenestrator5686
@thedefenestrator5686 Год назад
Was? He ain't dead, mate.
@MichaelBrown-cf6qt
@MichaelBrown-cf6qt 11 месяцев назад
@@thedefenestrator5686 He got better.
@harrisonofcolorado8886
@harrisonofcolorado8886 2 года назад
I gotta admit, now whenever I go to Church and they start talking about Jesus being crucified, I can't help but think of this scene.
@applejuice5272
@applejuice5272 2 года назад
Miserable bloody Roman Catholics! No sense of humour!
@thatonemexicant8989
@thatonemexicant8989 6 месяцев назад
😳
@alf3654
@alf3654 7 лет назад
Michael Palin's voice is so calming in this scene.
@madarab37
@madarab37 7 месяцев назад
Yeah I like to think of it as crucifixion ASMR.
@michaelsetiawan2746
@michaelsetiawan2746 3 года назад
Best Reviewed Crucifixion Spot in Jerusalem. They nailed the customer service. 10/10 would hoist myself there again with friends and family.
@stegotyranno4206
@stegotyranno4206 2 года назад
Underated
@Kris.G
@Kris.G 8 лет назад
Thank you George Harrison
@aunthaumv3711
@aunthaumv3711 2 года назад
What do u mean by that?
@Kris.G
@Kris.G 2 года назад
@@aunthaumv3711 well obviously he cloned himself and had two extensive facial surgery sessions to look like Palin and Gilliam so he could perform in the movie. But seriously, you don't know the connection between Harrison and this movie?
@aunthaumv3711
@aunthaumv3711 2 года назад
@@Kris.G well, i just thought that was a very random thing to say. I may or may not have read about george being connected to monty python. But i honestly dont remember cus my beatles phase was some time ago and i truly was completely clueless. Anyways after i read ur comment I did do some digging. Apparently he produced it and even had a cameo in this.
@Skumberg74
@Skumberg74 6 лет назад
The scene is cut 5 seconds too early... As soon as the boss leaves the jailors start to chat and can speak and hear perfectly. It's hilarious!
@vervor
@vervor 11 месяцев назад
I know! The kicker is missing!
@martinatanes2611
@martinatanes2611 3 месяца назад
Not really. That happens later on another scene after Brian gets exonerated and a roman comes to see if he left already.
@olleronn616
@olleronn616 7 лет назад
-HOW. MANY. HAVE. COME. THROUGH? *cackles menacingly* Love it.
@peterdavies2960
@peterdavies2960 2 года назад
Oh dear ☹️
@tonypap1
@tonypap1 4 года назад
“Crucifixion?” “Yes?” “Good” 😆
@liamailiam
@liamailiam 4 года назад
Man: Crucifixion? Jesus: Yes Man: Good. Out the door first line on the left, one cross each.
@jamesness2277
@jamesness2277 3 года назад
I'm going to hell for laughing at this. 😂😂😂😂😂
@masterfarr8265
@masterfarr8265 3 года назад
@@jamesness2277 Crucifixion?
@applejuice5272
@applejuice5272 2 года назад
@@masterfarr8265 Good. Out of the door, line on the left, one cross each.
@Emily-5124
@Emily-5124 Год назад
@@applejuice5272 How many have come through?
@nicolaerosca6452
@nicolaerosca6452 4 месяца назад
Man: Crucifixion? Barabbas: Ah, no, freedom for me.
@JohnSmith-my8yp
@JohnSmith-my8yp 8 лет назад
If the British carried out crucifixions...
@pluransart1795
@pluransart1795 6 лет назад
*Canadians
@iraqigamer2407
@iraqigamer2407 6 лет назад
Danes*
@user3141592635
@user3141592635 6 лет назад
We hanged them or spiked them through the eye, on old dead oaks or ash trees :) Sometimes to dangle in the wind, like modern mobiles.
@cliffdweller990
@cliffdweller990 6 лет назад
No, not Danes, they were some scary bastards.
@simonfrederiksen104
@simonfrederiksen104 6 лет назад
The Danish version of crucifixions was the blood eagle
@KaiserFranzJosefI
@KaiserFranzJosefI 8 лет назад
"Crucifixion? Good, line to the left one cross each."
@pppaaaooo13
@pppaaaooo13 8 лет назад
"How many have come through".... The reaction always makes me laugh
@LinusGordon
@LinusGordon 3 года назад
Thank you GeoWizard
@andrew23947
@andrew23947 10 лет назад
what a best way to spend easter sunday watching this
@thexalon
@thexalon 8 лет назад
+andrew baker Wouldn't it really be better for Good Friday?
@gamleskalle1
@gamleskalle1 5 лет назад
Good Friday
@JettMoonwing
@JettMoonwing 4 года назад
@@thexalon Why not both? ;)
@ousamadearu5960
@ousamadearu5960 3 года назад
@@JettMoonwing indeed
@heimdallwg2112
@heimdallwg2112 3 года назад
Same thing i'm doing now in 2021 4.april ,easter
@dorsal-qb5fr
@dorsal-qb5fr 6 лет назад
It takes true genius to realize the comic gold of the line, "Crucifixion? Good."!!!!!
@EmileJoulbert
@EmileJoulbert 6 лет назад
Hence the term Good Friday.
@johnseabrook1029
@johnseabrook1029 2 года назад
Can’t help but admire Mr Cheeky’s optimism. Nothing ever gets him down.
@anthonymcglinch7503
@anthonymcglinch7503 2 года назад
"crucifiction?" "yes." "good."
@johngray5447
@johngray5447 10 лет назад
Their best movie.
@eppiehemsley6556
@eppiehemsley6556 7 лет назад
One of the best films of all time. I feel certain Jesus would have seen the funny side.
@titan133760
@titan133760 Год назад
The Pythons consider Life of Brian to be their best film as production was less stressful, as well as the film having a central theme and a complete story
@CelticSaint
@CelticSaint 9 лет назад
''It's not as nasty as something I've just thought up Sir''!
@nwawallace
@nwawallace 8 лет назад
+Harley Kelly Crucifixions a doddle.
@peterdavies2960
@peterdavies2960 3 года назад
@@nwawallace don’t keep saying that
@aaronm4562
@aaronm4562 8 лет назад
"How many have come through?" "...whet?" Ah, how many have come through?!" ".......whet?"
@klackon1
@klackon1 6 лет назад
I had forgotten just how brilliant this scene is. Thank you for reminding me.
@justaman6972
@justaman6972 10 лет назад
" I've got lumps of it round the back."
@adamscott
@adamscott 2 года назад
This character was so hilarious, like a credulous primary school teacher. ''Oh well that's jolly good off you go then''
@RollingWest
@RollingWest 6 лет назад
Monty Python were many years ahead of their time! There is an accurate underlined message behind every funny scene! They make you laugh by criticizing by their own unique way! How brilliant! I wish modern comedy also was like this! Respect!
@jeremyroskes5391
@jeremyroskes5391 4 месяца назад
Eric Idle called Michael Palin “Big Nose” twice 😂
@Mellowcanuck33
@Mellowcanuck33 8 лет назад
"Good."
@jeoyt4909
@jeoyt4909 8 лет назад
"Out of the door, line on the left, one cross each"
@alf3654
@alf3654 7 лет назад
JeoYT Next!
@titan133760
@titan133760 4 года назад
@@alf3654 "Crucifixion?"
@immortaljanus
@immortaljanus 4 года назад
Just realized that this bit probably inspired Eddie Izzard's "Cake or death" and most likely Terry Pratchett's "Hello sir, I will be your executioner today."
@sce2aux464
@sce2aux464 6 лет назад
"All right, all right. Who took two!?"
@johnwatts8346
@johnwatts8346 Год назад
they were just so brilliant, cant be topped. incredible writing and they always came across as such highly intelligent stupidly charismatic wonderful chaps was well...
@TheKitchenerLeslie
@TheKitchenerLeslie 4 года назад
I never noticed how close Palin comes to breaking character in the scene with the guards before... his character should not be smiling there.
@elhepp
@elhepp 3 года назад
Oh my god it’s 3 in the morning and I’ve laughed so hard everyone’s awake
@raypurchase801
@raypurchase801 2 года назад
This movie is far better than Mel Gibson's "The Passion of the Christ". I watched Gibson's movie all the way through and never laughed once.
@corbe1970ify
@corbe1970ify 2 года назад
How the fook any of them kept a straight face whilst idle was stuttering is totally beyond me either they were total professionals who could ignore it or it took about 150 takes to get it coz I was in fookin stitches 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@joabrhooke
@joabrhooke 6 лет назад
2:05 Palin wipes the saliva spray off his arm
@spankflaps1365
@spankflaps1365 Год назад
Terry Gilliam doing what he does best. Gurning!
@elschaetty
@elschaetty 2 года назад
You missed the scene when the two jailers speak perfect english to each other at the end of the scene
@LittlePixieBot
@LittlePixieBot 5 лет назад
As crazy as this movie is, Monty Python never makes fun of Jesus. Props for that.
@titan133760
@titan133760 2 года назад
The Pythons tried, but couldn't find anything to poke fun at Jesus
@calcumalators
@calcumalators 18 дней назад
The entire film is making fun of Jesus lmao
@MichaelBrown-gc6li
@MichaelBrown-gc6li 2 дня назад
​​@@calcumalators not really, the film is more about making fun of religous zealots, political leaders and rebels
@simonlangley1983
@simonlangley1983 2 года назад
The Gaolers are the best characters in the whole film 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@ivantheterrible2594
@ivantheterrible2594 5 лет назад
Crucifixion? Yes! Good, out of the door, line of the left, one cross each.
@autophyte
@autophyte 5 лет назад
The funniest movie ever made, in my opinion.
@richardcarlson2983
@richardcarlson2983 3 года назад
Yup! This and the Peter Cook/Dudley Moore "Bedazzled!!" 😊👍
@charlielucky8707
@charlielucky8707 6 лет назад
absolutely brilliant
@ThePuschkin1986
@ThePuschkin1986 6 месяцев назад
they should put Michael Palin in a Roman costume in front of each polling place: 'through the door, line to the left, one cross each.'
@isammolina4842
@isammolina4842 6 лет назад
Es absolutamente maravillosa la actuación de Palin. EXQUISITA. UN SEÑOR ACTOR
@boobearx2987
@boobearx2987 5 лет назад
Instant smile and laughter 😂👏🏻
@Klown84
@Klown84 3 месяца назад
The jailer is the best in the whole movie.
@isammolina4842
@isammolina4842 6 лет назад
Great and finest actor Mike.😆💕💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎
@spanktime875
@spanktime875 6 лет назад
“I know where to put it if you need it”
@spanktime875
@spanktime875 6 лет назад
02:20 always makes me laugh
@maxgyver3529
@maxgyver3529 2 года назад
Merci Francois ! 😁
@antoinebuisson7459
@antoinebuisson7459 2 года назад
Tout à fait 😂
@babyirene3188
@babyirene3188 8 лет назад
Thank you.
@metullica
@metullica 9 лет назад
Line on the left, one cross each😂😂😂.
@Rodie1313
@Rodie1313 6 лет назад
They take a cross like if they take a administrative document :)
@caroleanneruncorn4794
@caroleanneruncorn4794 2 года назад
Gold. Absolute gold.
@TheFourWindBadger
@TheFourWindBadger 6 лет назад
I feel so bad for people that stutter like that.
@marksalvador9651
@marksalvador9651 Год назад
Crucifixion, good
@taistelutomaatti
@taistelutomaatti 11 лет назад
Ninety ffff, ninety fffff, ninety six, sir.
@claimmy2725
@claimmy2725 3 года назад
Am i the only one holding my breath trying to wait for the guy on the left to complete every words.
@TreewwwyYzzerdd
@TreewwwyYzzerdd Год назад
Crucifiion? Good.
@melbain6108
@melbain6108 5 лет назад
Terry Gilliam steals this scene at 0:30
@muhammadal-qadir5157
@muhammadal-qadir5157 7 лет назад
Happy Easter all!
@mizofan
@mizofan 7 лет назад
Terry's make-up courtesy of his wife Maggie Weston.
@andrewcorbett5729
@andrewcorbett5729 4 года назад
Best film ever
@quattro4s
@quattro4s 2 года назад
This magnificent scene emphasizes the daily habits during the dark ages where crucifixion was a common process for the people
@maffis7573
@maffis7573 3 года назад
Missed the best bit out were the two henchman start talking normal when everyone has gone
@Jandeganjaman
@Jandeganjaman 2 года назад
Soon this movie will be illegal 🤭
@Greg-rv7bz
@Greg-rv7bz 6 лет назад
my favorite movie of all time lol
@pschroeter1
@pschroeter1 6 лет назад
At least he seems very courteous.
@oOBeagleOo
@oOBeagleOo 9 месяцев назад
Palin said about this character "The centurian, he's from Rome, nice liberal parents. He's been sent to this god-awful part of the world where it's all hot and people are sort of revolutionaries. And so it's just wonderful he says "Well that's marvelous, thats great!"" I like the extra background he gave to the character here.
@gordonm9215
@gordonm9215 6 лет назад
Superb comedy
@Shiva108
@Shiva108 10 лет назад
i know where to gettit if you wantit..
@masterfarr8265
@masterfarr8265 3 года назад
don't be such a baby Brian XD
@simonfrederiksen104
@simonfrederiksen104 6 лет назад
Ah yes, the good old times
@morganacres9360
@morganacres9360 4 года назад
Palin is sublime in this skit
@bokehintheussr5033
@bokehintheussr5033 7 лет назад
lol at Gilliam
@GrayWolfShredder
@GrayWolfShredder 9 месяцев назад
Love how their so calm
@andynixon2820
@andynixon2820 3 года назад
We've got big lumps of it round the back .
@kuukkelsson_play2041
@kuukkelsson_play2041 3 года назад
So friendfully voice
@strokesdogs
@strokesdogs 7 лет назад
story of my life
@christianalbertjahns2577
@christianalbertjahns2577 4 года назад
A polite service towards criminals waiting to be crucified
@LUIGIBENIT0
@LUIGIBENIT0 6 лет назад
Now that’s customer services
@Rodie1313
@Rodie1313 6 лет назад
The eyes of the guardian! "What?"..."What?"
@THEC.O.VISIT.
@THEC.O.VISIT. 2 года назад
Crucifixion? Freedom Wha.....? 🤣🤣🤣
@godzillavkk
@godzillavkk Год назад
No, freedom for me. They said I hadn't done anything so I could go free, and live on an island somewhere.
@theugliestamerican
@theugliestamerican 5 лет назад
“I know the way, out the door line on the left...”
@justaman-km1hl
@justaman-km1hl 6 лет назад
I've got lumps of it round the back. .
@TheTwolesslives
@TheTwolesslives 3 года назад
“Hmmmm sacrilegious” - Homer Simpson
@sawtoothiandi
@sawtoothiandi 2 месяца назад
tears up me old mucker!
@isammolina4842
@isammolina4842 6 лет назад
Gran y exquisito actor Michael Palin. 😆😘💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎
@vervor
@vervor 11 месяцев назад
Such a nice man.
@TheSagaContinuesWu
@TheSagaContinuesWu 2 года назад
Palin is so good
@lordskidmarks7570
@lordskidmarks7570 3 года назад
Just like the ice bucket JAB CHALLENGE 😂😂😂😂😂
@owownwowlson8524
@owownwowlson8524 6 лет назад
I have stammering and this is hilarious
@sedmoport
@sedmoport 11 лет назад
A must see before Easter for me... I'm terrible
@isammolina4842
@isammolina4842 6 лет назад
Está escena muestra a un actor exquisito y absolutamente desaprovechado. Un pecado. ...realmente 😆😲😜😘😙👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑
@reddan73
@reddan73 6 лет назад
yeah i know the way
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