Morbius - ralphthemoviemaker 

Even Sony didn’t care

@@nothajzl Sony gives 0 fucks at this points. Which is shocking because i'm pretty sure that the Spiderman property is one of their golden goose. Yet somehow they didn't fed and take care of it properly

Even the director of the film was spoiling major plot points & the post credit scenes a week before release, they had no faith in this at all

@@ShatteredGlass916 No Way Home made a shit ton of money, probably more than whatever the heck Morbius would've made normally. I reckon Sony stopped caring about whatever they themselves have been making because none of the losses will overshadow NWH's shiny $1.8 billion. At least, for now.

😅

Burrrrrn!

In this new sequel, Morbius must face his biggest villain yet: The Lightbringer.

@@simonmacconmidhe9489 Yes this all takes place in the mind of Doug Dimmadone.

@@simonmacconmidhe9489 I think you just blew my mind.

@@crothschild "Don't talk about me, you son of a bitch!"

We're doing fantano jokes on Ralphs channel now

Thanks Melon

Wrong channel bro

That’s polo ralph lauren to you, buddy.

Ah, a fellow Gambino enjoyer. Respeck.

At least the 2000s had spice in their stuff Not this apparently

Except for Raimi Spider-Man.

@@lapislazuli5035 yeah he stands out. But even that series had Spider Man 3

@@meris8486 spiderman 3 is still better than almost everything else the 2000s superhero movies had to offer.

Will Smith

10/10 comment

Underrated af

this is a 'chefs kiss' worthy comment

Ctrl-C & Ctrl-V has greatly improved the internet.

That part really morbed my morb

More-BS?

wow.

@@BEATmyguest31 I was hoping to see Less BS, but I guess More-bius will have to do for now, not that I'd ever see this BS.

Morbius 2: Electric Boogaloo

Re-morbius Reloaded: Revolutions

It’s like the god old days

@@shnpio the Turkish Airlines days.

@@laurocoman or him editing an entire gay porn scene

On gooooood

Yes

He was great in Dallas Buyers Club too.

he was good in requiem

His best role was in American Psycho, where he gets killed.

He was incredible in Dallas Buyers Club. Maybe he just isn't cut out for these Superhero roles?

@@boopityboopboop Damn movie's a masterpiece!

That's 🔥🔥🔥

Don't drive a trash can

It's an old meme, but it checks out.

😭😭😭😭😭😭

Lol

Exactly bro. I see comments here and there about how “morbius is actually a really cool and great character they just messed this up”. I’m sitting here thinking when the f has morbius ever not been an awful joke of a character.

@@TrueGamer22887 I will admit I had a subscription to Morbius when it ran. I *think* I have every issue. Theyre in my 90s box of shame. I moved on to better comics.

Spot on. Same issue with Marvel adapting things like Eternals. There's a case to be made for turning turds into gold in some rare instances buuut...neither Morbius or Eternals were *ever* cool, and this is coming from a life-long Marvel nerd.

@@WarriorBoy We need studios to understand that allowable isn't always prudent.

@@WarriorBoy bro I straight up forgot they even made the eternals

Are you doubting the writing talents of credited writer "Burk Sharpless", which I'm sure is a real name that a real person has?

I will never forget the children banter at the beginning, holy shit I know Morbius is smart but children just don’t TALK like that

@@shukterhousejive I'd believe the real person's name more likely to be your YT handle than Burt Sharpee Whatsit.

it'd have to be smart for them to be a smart ass. now they're just a regular ass.

dialogue…

You mean Matt Smih?

You mean Matt Morbius?

@@fallingcrane1986 Is it Morbin' Time?

It's a shoo-in!

Well said!

I can safely say that this is one of the movies I have seen.

very true

It's one of the movies of all time

I get why he’d grow out of playing characters of himself, but that energy he brought to each of his old ralphthemoviemaker videos has just been lost imo, I used to watch his older work constantlyyy, noticed such a change over the last two years :(

@@tommytomlin944 I think Ralph has improved a lot recently and this vid is a return to form imo. He’s also far more animated and insightful on Sardonicast lately, ya love to see it. I do miss his sketches though

I was about to comment I really miss that format. Haven't watched one of his videos in years until this tbh

@@tommytomlin944 I don't think these are bad, far from it, but I agree. I can't even count how many times I've watched his old vids but nowadays I barely notice when he uploads and then I watch them once and I"m like "cool"

Which of his older videos would you recommend to watch this kind of format? Super curious about it. Maybe someone could tell me when it started to change.

What’s terrible about February

@@UltimateNut It tends to be weak time for movies I'm not sure why, but studios tend to not put there biggest stuff out until summer or Oscar season.

@@UltimateNut February gets a lot of failed Halloween movies. And Christmas movies. And repackages them as Valentines movie's.

Don't you mean January?

It was meant to be released two years ago

Bro morbius even sucked on the 90s spider man show. He’s a miserably awful character and I have been trying to figure out why the would waste precious resources on this garbage.

My guess is that some marketing type thought that they could snatch what ever remains of the vampire craze all the while enjoying the safe revenue of a superhero schlock.

@@TrueGamer22887 word

Kingpin isn't a spiderman villan anymore and the others villans suck ass

I’m willing to bet it’s the only thing Marvel was willing to let Sony play around with it, because they knew that whatever they gave them Sony would fuck it up

Not as effective as having it on loop alongside Justice League and Batman V Superman

Like how you used an old school joke thats been made for 20 yrs to go along with a film that feels like early 2000s

@@darrinfromvault801 what do you mean

@@77ELCREADOR Okay BvS is too far..... That's the ultimate torture :,(

@@Jimbo1221 Nah, Suicide Squad owns that category

Yes, but when has Hollywood ever cared about that

So is half a hollywood. They are only good at virtue signalling from their mansions

You literally described the Hollywood elites...

He was just method acting to play Morbius duh

???

LMAO

Looks like it was cobbled together from spare bits from the cutting floor of the Underworld Trilogy.

WAKE ME UP

that's Jared Letos fangirl base in a nutshell

Rest in peace Dark Universe Cinematic Universe, we hardly knew ye.

Actually, funny thing, The Mummy was their *second* try. They first tried with Dracula Untold, but it was such a flop that basically no one even remembered it flopping. Then The Mummy was a high profile flop, and they gave up.

@@equidistanthoneyjoy7600 Good riddance. It’s funny seeing all of these studios and companies try to build a cinematic universe in 2 years with half the planning Marvel had.

@@ValentinoMarino11 Shortcuts.

You forgot the updated Invisible Man with the lady from the Handmaids Tale! That was actually pretty decent but wasted on something like the dark universe

He has the worst agent

I thought he was good in Last Night in Soho

@@GskitzIndustries Yeah he was pretty solid in that, but with every Last Night in Soho you get 5 Terminator Genisys and Morbious.

Luckily House of the Dragon will be a juggernaut.

@Booper Dooper Ron Howard's voice: it won't be.

“Intriguing.”

The worst part was Vulture bobbing his head to show he was talking. Hella cringe.

@@HandlesAreDumb420 I've heard that the scene was a reshoot and probably doesn't even have Michael Keaton because the mask never comes off, maybe the body double is trying too hard lmao

I think he would've loved Captain America.

🤡🤡🤡

5 years? I'll give you five weeks

@@Nemesis_T-Type 5 Days

It made 39 million opening day and 84 over the weekend lmao

@@Jayden-fg8on my mistake, it made 17 million opening day, 39 million over the weekend in the US, and 84 million globally. That’s still pathetic because they probably spent another 75 million on marketing. It’s a flop.

@@jimberjamber8540 while it'll probably not leg out too well and may finish closer to $150 million than $200 million, Sony has a deal with Netflix that probably guarantees more money.

Lately, I'm assuming similar things about a lot of Hollywood people.

Dudes 50. You know he’s actually a vampire so he had to be in this film 😂

Either that or he is great in bed.

FOR REAL. i’m tired of jared leto in general so i’m glad his movies are bombing. hopefully he’ll get the hint!

brings me just a little bit of hope!

It has made $84 million in its first week, unfortunately, but considering No Way Home grossed $260 million in its first week and actually had positive word of mouth to keep it going while Morbius will be btfo by Sonic, Dr. Strange and even Fantastic Beasts, it's not looking nearly as good.

I work at a theatre and we haven't had more than 8 people in morbius at one time since it opened.

I'd watch it.

Allow me to introduce you to the masterpiece that is Vampire's Kiss

Ghost Rider then?

@@gabe5918 Sure! I'd rather see him in Face/Off, but Ghost Rider? Why not?! Too bad he's not in the Blade movies, though...

Yesss!😻

Only reason he went for this was because Karen gillan (played nebula in guardians/ Amy Pond in DW) told him how much she was enjoying working with marvel

Oh...so THAT'S why Morbius sucks? Other than having Jared Leto in this, and wasting poor Matt Smih...

AND the director who was convinced that his "Life" (2017) was comparable to Kubrick's 2001.

All we need is more and more hot shit 🙏

@Mario Sacrifices must be made in the name of art.

@@Thealseie I see you’re not very good at picking up on sarcasm through text.

"Intriguing" 💀

Career over.

That plus it left me wondering where Vulture got his suit... since he made it from alien tech that wasn't a part of the Morbius/Venom universe. It also seemed to conflict with the MCU portrayal of Vulture's story and character arc in their Spider-Man movies. It's like the writers of this scene haven't seen any of the Tom Holland Spider-Man movies.

And in the most underage girls. He's a dual-threat.

Not mid movies. TRASH movies.

You could even say he's a tryhard.

@@TwighlightLugia YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

He is a narcisist.

That’s painful

I was one of those dudes

I hope they liked it in a This is Our Bad Film way and it didnt result in a bad night out

@@elvingearmasterirma7241 We enjoyed it as dumb fun. When it was over, we were making fun of the effects and post credit scenes. No bad memories

@@giovan483 Im glad it went well!

Thanks for contributing to the era of crowd sourced reactive media that will define the stupidest generation of people who have access to knowledge, in human history.

But shittier

It’s the Dark Knight of superhero movies.

The Dark Shite

The Fart Blight

very true

So like most Marvel aftercredits scenes these past years ?

@@arenkai yep

@@arenkai What do you mean? Which ones?

I clicked on the timestamp and wasn't prepared for that.

I really missed old Ralph, glad he's back

No wonder they delayed it so long lol

I like to believe that's actually how covid happened.

@@SunlessPeriwinkle Yep. I agree, all his fault. All of it. He was behind all of it. Because of his horrible personality in real life, his horrendous acting, how he treats literally everyone around him like crap, because Jared Leto thinks he's the best man who ever lived, and is a narcissistic douche, who has no idea how the MCU actually works, and sony thinks that they can trick everybody into seeing this crap, but not realizing that they chose to release it on April Fool's Day, which was the biggest joke of all. Other than casting Jared Leto, I mean.

Starring Ralph's favorite Quicksilver: Aaron Taylor-Johnson!

@@rew_mate is that Ralph boner sweet dreams quicksilver or needed a bulletproof vest quicksilver?

@@jadeharley7190 Needed a bulletproof vest quicksilver. (And yes I was joking)

He wasn't bisexual enough for the role, clearly.

bius mor, the sequel underground so edgy

I believe the character is named doctor who

@@Ludzig Can't tell if you're being serious or not..

That's pretty dumb

That's the same shit with the batman and venom makes no sense

The bbfc is the most prudish ratings board

deadpool and logan should be 18 i agree but vampires are spooky okay so dont act they are not!

Amazing how the UK wants to protect children from movies but doesn't bother protecting them from paedophiles lol

Eventually they'll get the rights back...

@@harleyb7880 I hope so

Sony gave us Spider-Man 2🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

@@jasonlewis9240 yeah 18 years ago. It’s been all mediocrity since.

That explains the terrible poster that they give for Tom Holland's Spider -Man movies

After seeing it. I Blame Sony, not Leto

You can’t “ruin” morbius. Morbius has always sucked lmao.

He's aces in Fringe

Interesting theory!

I saw the end credits of Vulture and Morbius on IG and it definitely looks stitched together. The A and B camera angles really sell it as such. Vulture doesnt even take off his helmet when addressing Morbius and it honestly could very much be a stunt double wearing the suit while Keaton literally phones it in for the voice. The actors body language doesnt match the dialogue either.