The Remake Nobody Asked For (w/ PRETTY MUCH IT)

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@kurtisconner 4 года назад

ok so apparently this is based off of an old play. thank u to all the NERDS who KNOW THINGS for telling me this. regardless, this is a bad movie and we made some very funny jokes :) I hope u still enjoy it!

@uglytm1481 4 года назад

Fucking NERDS always KNOWING THINGS... smh...

@largemarge857 4 года назад

The play is called Cyrano de Bergerac, which sounds a lot like Sierra Burgess... which also has the same plot of the love interest falling for one character’s looks but another character’s personality... So I guess that play has 3 movies based on it.

@Lovinlifetoday235 4 года назад

Yep! This and Sierra Burgess are based off of Cyrano de Bergerac, and the nose thing is an actual legit plot point. Except Cyrano is supposed to be like, actually charming and sweet.

@carlystorrer8272 4 года назад

There is also a movie based on the play called Roxanne! It stars Steve Martin and it’s actually pretty good!

@baharkarakucuk 4 года назад

KURTIS THIS IS SO URGENT YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS. THE ICONIC FILM MEGAMIND IS ALSO BASED OFF OF THE SAME PLAY, CYRANO DE BERGERAC

@lexijensen603 3 года назад

they used "eloquent" too many times in the script like it was written by a 14 year old who just discovered the word

@alexanderhamilton655 3 года назад

I-

@JaneFearow 3 года назад

Sorry guys I actually wrote the script as a practice for my big 7th grade vocab test coming up

@julesis-dead6751 3 года назад

When you wanna make your 8th grade paper sound smart but you only know one big word

@stevenfriedman2902 3 года назад

I feel attacked

@imaginarytree 3 года назад

LOL

@-undecided-1663 4 года назад

This film walked so tall girl could run

@bobhamilton6478 3 года назад

this comment deserves more attention

@-undecided-1663 3 года назад

@@bobhamilton6478 it's not very original tbf

@bobhamilton6478 3 года назад

Elliot Deverell-White that may be true but it doesn’t make it any less funny

@kb-ey2vc 3 года назад

and sierra burgess

@tristanchaplin392 3 года назад

Kinda off topic, but tall girl is on Netflix now

@kaibaiarrio1299 2 года назад

Booboo and nose had more chemistry than either of them had with that girl

@ifasyafia Год назад

I'm so glad I wasn't the only one who thinks of this when I was watching the movie- 😭

@hidden-behind-wisteria2701 3 года назад

If Nose/Cyrus gave half his nose to Voldemort, both of them would have perfectly and normally sized noses

@warmfood8186 2 года назад

Idk why no one replied to this but 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 good one

@thatonesimp5086 2 года назад

How would he do that though?

@smooth_transitions09 Год назад

Lmao

@MachineD3vil Год назад

You mean The Schnoz

@Random-sk6hm Год назад

I had a breakdown after reading this and now I'm in a hospital 😂

@sarah-tm6fl 3 года назад

i lost it when that actual 30 year old man showed up playing a high schooler

@lord_of_fandoms664 3 года назад

I thought he was a teacher that was beating him up at first😂😂

@anyalaASMR 3 года назад

i literally thought he was the coach

@RoyalGuardEziode 3 года назад

30? He's like 40. At least that was my impression in his first scene lmao oop

@nuhahasan952 3 года назад

Right??? Like he was literally balding

@eviehowlett2535 3 года назад

He was 27 years old at the time of recording

@freidabrielle3565 4 года назад

You're telling me his name is Cyrus and they resisted calling him Sinus

@milojohnson3057 4 года назад

based on the original character's name Cyrano

@roserlandepaul3053 4 года назад

I-😂

@rachelfoley3777 4 года назад

Milo Johnson you mean.. Cyranose?

@ef4253 4 года назад

God damn

@annikornbee743 4 года назад

Freida Brielle how the frock is this not pinned

@smwhtok 3 года назад

The rewatchability of this video is crazy

@TheJarOfJelly 2 года назад

I rewatch it almost every week, it's so entertaining

@omg9447 2 года назад

one of my favorite videos on here along with checking in with sebastian bails

@NotAfraid280 2 года назад

IKR

@wowzersbaby2281 2 года назад

i have to watch this video every night to sleep i dtg i watch it like 3 times a day

@gargles5270 2 года назад

omg my people, i too rewatch the same videos constantly!!! glad to know i’m not alone

@Thesoga0820 2 года назад

Why is nobody mentioning that the main character is literally just an incel 💀💀 He’s what every nice guy on Reddit thinks their life looks like. This is “and then everyone clapped” the movie

@Jo-sv9io Год назад

the bully guy even confirmed that he doesn’t bully cyrus for his looks but because he’s a pretentious douchebag. very similar to nice guys thinking girls don’t want them because they have average looks and not because they’re completely creepy and misogynistic

@emmabennett7699 Год назад

The thing is that this movie is based off a play that was written in the 1890s, and the point of the play is that while he may not look good he has powerful words so he hides behind a handsome man to woo a girl (who is also his cousin but like let's ignore that) so when trying to adapt this you gotta be real careful.

@emmabennett7699 Год назад

I feel like that was convoluted what u just said, but the point is that he is supposed to skilled and talented but always overlooked for his nose but here he's juts a brat cause everything he says is just cheesy.

@Pandanananananananan 9 месяцев назад

@@emmabennett7699YEAH AND THE THING ABOUT THAT IS THAT HE HELPED CHRISTIAN WOO ROXANNE BECAUSE HE BELIEVED THAT SHE WOULD BE HAPPIEST WITH HIM AND HER HAPPINESS WAS SO IMPORTANT TO HIM!

@Pandanananananananan 9 месяцев назад

Also with that whole cousin thing I like to think that their families were just really close to each other when they were growing up, because in some characters in books from the past would refer to someone their family is close with as a cousin. Forgive my grammar and punctuation I’m hungry

@misseli1 4 года назад

The whole point of the play was that Cyrano was really likeable despite his appearance, but this guy's rude to everyone.

@gibbums_lee194 4 года назад

Yeah, he was charismatic, and everyone idolised him, but he was insecure about his appearance, and that held him back.

@fuckass7443 3 года назад

yeah it’s hard to feel bad for him because he’s such a dick.

@Gambito99100 3 года назад

@@Cami-xi8fq could you tell how you pronounce it in Spanish? I'm Brazilian and read this book in 5th grade, so during class readings, there'd be this situation where people would get confused and mad at each other on how to say his name, if with the French pronounciation or the Portuguese one.

@youngfunny1824 3 года назад

I don't know if you've seen this film, but there's a better "kid friendly" adaption to this story. It's a disney channel movie called "Let It Shine". The main guy in the film is a nice guy but he's quite invisible to other people.

@yeahnobro 3 года назад

Young & Funny I had the soundtrack to that movie on cd and I listened to it every night....you just unlocked a childhood memory. Thank you.

@noneya7910 4 года назад

I love how they automatically know Booboo Stewart was in twilight

@littlesparrow303 4 года назад

Noneya I didn’t realize it was him & I watched it when I was younger. I only knew about him from Descendants 😂

@letmetakeajormungandrattha8591 4 года назад

Bombshell same

@kristenyarbrough4287 4 года назад

I heard the name and i immediately had a flash of being 12 and reading a 14teen magazine that was all about twilight. So...same i guess lmao

@thatfreakmary 4 года назад

Boo boo Stewart is such a small actor from my childhood yet I still always remember who he was. First you don’t forget someone named Booboo, also SETH CLEARWATER HOW COULD ANYONE FORGET?

@kendra_t 4 года назад

My first thought was "wasn't he Warpath in X-Men: Days of Future Past?"

@Modusiticate Год назад

The "When I graduate, I'm gonna fund a software company-" line actually vaporized me

@kikib8434 2 года назад

Danny Trejo is known for being so kind and grateful for the long and successful career he's had as an actor, that he has pretty much said (paraphrasing) if any film students making a movie for a class project asked him to be in it and he was available, he'd do it. He just wants to give back and have fun. That man is the SHIT 😊🥰.

@sashkalembowitz203 Год назад

This is so wholesome 🥺

@meghanrodriguez2393 10 месяцев назад

That's genuinely really sweet

@alicethemad1613 7 месяцев назад

That’s super sweet, but also means he lands a lot of roles in terrible movies. Probably how he ended up in the Heads of Sierra Blanca

@kikib8434 7 месяцев назад

@@alicethemad1613 agreed 😋. But he's making bank and, more importantly from how describes his experiences, he's having a blast 😊.

@stormyk1408 3 года назад

his name is cyrus....and no one called him “sinus” even once.....smh

@felicitys3621 3 года назад

lmao

@jfinney225 3 года назад

This comment is way underrated!

@abbywolffe4114 3 года назад

**hacks into your laptop**

@user-yp2ms8dj2u 3 года назад

or virus ....cuz y'know he's a tech nerd or something

@random.4419 3 года назад

10 MINUTES IN AND I JUST GOT IT

@zoeduboismusic6944 4 года назад

*Me in the mirror every morning* “What if I... wasn’t... eloquent?”

@sageyboye 2 года назад

I love this fucking comment

@sillaylad9790 Год назад

18:41 "Its as plain as the nose, DAMN i always say the wrong thing!" is the funniest thing ive seen all day

@rikititi1848 3 года назад

Okay so let's take stock: - we have a protagonist who blames the fact that people don't like him in his appearance rather than his behaviour - catfishing over video chat - exposing people's private photos for revenge THIS MOVIE IS LITERALLY SIERRA BURGESS 😂😂

@justasmltwngir1732 2 года назад

That’s because they’re based on the same thing

@3llevate 2 года назад

They're both inspired by Cyrano de Bergerack.. "Cyrus" "Sierra" "Cyrano"

@mollykircher3104 Год назад

They're based on the same character

@happyjellycatsquid Год назад

@@justasmltwngir1732 I have said FOR YEARS that Cyrano de Bergerac was a lying, manipulating piece of hypocritical garbage and he managed to birth two characters inspired by him which are basically sociopaths. I rest my case

@ashikjaman1940 10 месяцев назад

@@3llevateoh my fucking god

@kitsunemochalite 4 года назад

Spoiler: The extra who sent this in, was the nose.

@juliethi5992 4 года назад

HAHAHAHA

@katherine-xx4ut 4 года назад

plot twist: before the nose was cg-Ed onto the nose guy, he thought he was just an extra

@gorditobrasco310 4 года назад

kitsune mochalite. That profile pic👍🏽

@darknight6470 4 года назад

@@gorditobrasco310 to you aswell.

@shunish1 4 года назад

FUCK YOU BEAT ME TO IT SUIEUWJHEJSEH

@bums009 4 года назад

When she kissed his nose my life flashed before my eyes.

@Luna-uf9pc 4 года назад

crusty bobusty before?

@smciuha3254 4 года назад

Bro! Spoilers

@valentinatron 4 года назад

HAHAH I KNOWW

@bums009 4 года назад

@@Luna-uf9pc "before my eyes" is grammatically correct if that's what you mean? Before is not just temporal it can refer to space too :)

@bums009 4 года назад

@@smciuha3254 looool

@JoWalkabout 2 года назад

So she rejected the good-looking guy because he wasn't as smart as she liked? Even though he was a genuinely good guy and instead decided to go for the guy who manipulated people, lied to people and was lusting after his "friend" for years like a creepy stalker? Then complains that her standards are too high! Basically saying the good-looking guy is trash.

@PhoenixRoseYT 2 года назад

Not defending Cyrus but tbh even if someone is hot and kind (which actually he wasn’t, he was way too sexual outta nowhere, kinda gross) but not intellectual, it can be a major hindrance in a relationship. Like I couldn’t do it.

@Nandoswitharando Год назад

The good looking guy was a weirdo too tbh. Also, if Cyrus is so bad doesn’t it make the good looking guy just as bad for joining in on the manipulation? In reality she should leave both of them alone lol

@Borealis109 Год назад

What on earth are you talking about? Roxy didn't "reject the good looking guy", Booboo broke up with Roxy after finding out Nose still likes her, remember the text? "I think we should break up". I do not know hes angry at Cyrus for that but Roxy did nothing wrong.

@SMINE_kid 7 месяцев назад

thats wut im sayin like wtf!?!??!

@ashamedashley389 7 месяцев назад

Calling someone with an unrequited crush a "creepy stalker" is quite the take.

@LizStyles123 2 года назад

At 21:25 that dude legit says WHY Cyrus gets bullied. It’s not bc of his nose. It’s bc he is a smart ass. The nose definitely was not part of the plot one bit.

@cari6333 4 года назад

everytime im like “oh it’s not even THAT big” he turns to the side and i feel like i’m getting smacked

@mirandazhao1889 4 года назад

cyrus: :-) me: that isnt THAT big! sinus: :v) me:

@benji5897 4 года назад

that’s like me irl

@michaelholtz599 4 года назад

Hood thing the movie isn't 3d

@cari6333 4 года назад

Michael Holtz GAHAH OMG THATD BE GREAT THO

@sashat3632 4 года назад

Thats how I feel when I look in a mirror

@st0lenmeme 4 года назад

think your life is hard? he wears size 13 Nike’s on his nose.

@espressoanon3040 4 года назад

LMFAOOOOOOOOOO

@teehee1279 4 года назад

MENS size 13 nikes.

@emiliew5553 4 года назад

beat that.

@chetkazalski1925 4 года назад

“If you make fun of my nose, I’m gonna smell your nards. My giant nose against your tiny little nards equals pain!”

@mackback319 4 года назад

@damian martinez real fuckin big shoes

@hanthony1503 3 года назад

this is the most unintentionally hilarious movie i have ever seen. him falling in the coffee shop almost made me piss myself laughing

@stmsin Год назад

"whats a guy gotta do to get a cup of coffee" *dies*

@ijustshitmyself Год назад

In the original movie he had a big nose because he was a firefighter and could smell out fires, so in the original movie there was a point to the big nose, in this version, there’s literally no point.

@thecrabmaestro564 Год назад

Ah yes, the original movie where he is a fireman. Cyrano is a character from a really old story where he is a military commander whose brilliant with words but has a physical deformity which no one will look past when it comes to love

@Silly_All_The_Way_Down Год назад

Absolutely no point in me saying this, but they imply his grandfather is probably the guy from the original movie so Cyrus probably inherited through genetics. There’s still no point to the nose, but at least there’s a reason it’s there.

@-psilo-9071 9 месяцев назад

SMELL FIRES???? WHAT WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABIUR??($(÷#8#8

@ashamedashley389 7 месяцев назад

Oh yes; all firefighters must have big noses in order to smell out the fires 👃🏼

@chiliwithonel 3 года назад

Cyrus is what Phineas Flynn would look like IRL

@abbywolffe4114 3 года назад

This is the hot take we never knew we needed

@madelyn1758 3 года назад

don't do my boy phineas like that

@phud420 3 года назад

Still waiting for IRL Ferb

@julesis-dead6751 3 года назад

Phinn Flynn

@underuined7172 3 года назад

inaccurate his entire face is a nose

@jessicahogsed3025 4 года назад

You know it's a good movie when you're actively rooting for the main character to die 😂

@larafox3246 4 года назад

you nose*

@sanatoriumnugget6598 4 года назад

I mean who nose some people may want him to die to make a boring ass movie interesting

@mickeyfam1872 4 года назад

I think I should tell you. Your best friend likes the same boy as you.

@larafox3246 4 года назад

@@mickeyfam1872 ?

@towelclipz Год назад

Which is kinda funny since it the play this story's based on, the main character is a pretty likable guy

@Local-Lesbian 6 месяцев назад

Knowing Kurtis still has this movie on iTunes brings me immense joy

@frozenplays3614 2 года назад

You had the perfect chance to make the title: The Remake Nosebody asked for

@CourtneyDelaney 3 года назад

Take a shot everytime they: - Mention his big ass nose - Say the word 'eloquence'

@Percy.404 3 года назад

I'm underage, could I substitute it with root beer?

@CourtneyDelaney 3 года назад

@@Percy.404 well, of course...all beverages are welcome

@saccharinesikare 3 года назад

I think I’d be either in the er or quite far off the rails but I’ll give it a go ⚰️🤡

@CourtneyDelaney 3 года назад

@@saccharinesikare both signs of a good time

@stevenfriedman2902 3 года назад

@@CourtneyDelaney My imaginary friend died of alcohol poisoning after reading your comment. You'll be hearing from our lawyer

@hippeeatheart479 4 года назад

He’s a hacker with a giant nose and no one calls him nosey in this whole movie? . . . . Too on the nose?

@pawsnotclaws2772 4 года назад

hippeeatheart479 lmao

@sampound9236 4 года назад

burn

@zoemoore9401 4 года назад

Wowzies

@Rachel-zf4cr 4 года назад

Well... someone told him to get his nose out of their business

@miserablemajor6407 4 года назад

WE GOT A TWO-FOR-ONE PUN, BOYS

@bruh-uj2de 2 года назад

THE SCENE OF HER KISSING HIS NOSE ACTUALLY MADE ME WANNA THROW UP OH MY GOD

@pinklemonade3261 3 года назад

his mom was like "hes gonna grow into it" and then he turned like 16 and she was like "okay well.."

@Wetknees 9 месяцев назад

What does this mean??

@pinklemonade3261 9 месяцев назад

@@Wetknees ........his nose is big ?

@Kat-qe1vk 4 года назад

My Therapist: Cyrus's nose isn't real, it can't hurt you Cyrus's Nose:

@beagotm9318 4 года назад

👀 👃 _

@elliinspace 4 года назад

I haven't even watched the video yet and this still made me laugh somehow???

@whitneecrane5087 4 года назад

• • 👃 \____/

@sushiachan 4 года назад

Kath Flynn it’s eloquent

@whalienabi 4 года назад

👁️ 👁️ 👃 ----

@meganrouse9368 4 года назад

one second: "he's actually struggling with body dysmorphia, this is sad" a few seconds later: "it ain't you, NOSE boy"

@emeraldofthevalley2545 4 года назад

😂😂😂

@jacobmorales323 4 года назад

Lmaoo that killed me

@sushiachan 4 года назад

😂😂😂

@Marispider 4 года назад

a few minutes later: "oh god I hope he's dead"

@kennybeans6115 2 года назад

@@Marispider Yeah, those two cornballs were trying way too hard. Am I literally the only one who thought they were super annoying? Tf is going on around here?

@thebrideofghostface 2 года назад

I'm usually able to stretch my believability for movies when it comes to 25 or whatever year olds playing teens. I could even pretend that the old-ass looking teens in the OG Texas Chainsaw Massacre were teens. But that football dude who is 100% a 45 year old man and not a teen surrounded by people who actually look like teens? No. I can't get over it. Even if this was some masterpiece of a movie, that-him playing a teen would ruin it 100%. WHY DID THEY CAST HIM DUDE.

@cookiesam321 2 года назад

23:46 “Maybe it’s in your settings?” IS SO FUNNY TO ME???? 😭

@anastasiahull5258 4 года назад

imagine watching this movie in 4D and actually getting slapped across the face with a nose everytime he has a scene

@dcmushi 4 года назад

Anastasia Hull hahaha

@kaiser342 4 года назад

You’re my new favorite person

@anastasiahull5258 4 года назад

@@kaiser342 thank you ahahaga I'm v proud of that comment

@ellan1664 4 года назад

I could feel kurtis’ nervous energy when he had to say his intro in front of other people

@slay47808 4 года назад

Ella N Sometimes I think it’s more embarrassment than nerves lol

@greysautumn398 4 года назад

Except for Dean

@heleneba1399 4 года назад

Special greeting *smiles awqwardly*

@adelinewurzer4533 4 года назад

same lol

@ellalalala6476 4 года назад

Hello fellow ella

@noe4300 3 года назад

It’s a modern reimagining of an old french play called Cyrano de Bergerac. It talks about a knight with a big nose whose biggest strengths are his poetic talent and charisma.

@GypsyScot1 Год назад

If I had a nickel for every time PMI reviewed a modern teen romcom adaptation of Cyrano de Bergerac without having any idea what it was adapting, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.

@gucctea4169 4 года назад

Kurtis subconsciously rubbing his nose every time he sees Cyrus was hilarious

@hyde3155 4 года назад

Ooooooooof

@jjwsvtk9987 4 года назад

I didn''t even notice that I-

@zoeandrade4254 4 года назад

I love watching 3 grown men scream about a nose for 28 minutes

@catlover9555 4 года назад

Zoe Andrade honestly same

@sabrinau3532 4 года назад

And 41 seconds

@user-fd7wg6gs1n 4 года назад

Zoe Andrade Help me please. I'm Russian. How and where to find this series? What is it called? I do not understand

@user-fd7wg6gs1n 4 года назад

Sabrina Help me please. I'm Russian. How and where to find this series? What is it called? I do not understand

@zoeandrade4254 4 года назад

Элина Попова no worries. It is just something that I made up.

@angellynn7104 2 года назад

this video is so fucking funny I've rewatched it so many times. "how does he smooch??" "passionately"

@HistoryMonarch1999 Год назад

Oh this is based on the play Cyrano. There was a new remake with Peter Dinklage which is pretty good. After watching that I understand the plot points here more and what it’s referencing

@1.800.stanleysteamer Год назад

lmao i just finished watching Cyrano and the whole time i was thinking of this video! hit all the same beats

@dr.k8610 3 года назад

The kid mentions his grandfather had the same nose. This isn’t a remake, it’s a sequel, his grandfather was the protagonist of the original

@usernamessuck937 3 года назад

Right after they said that that’s all I can thing about

@ashleya3731 3 года назад

Yea Steve Martin is his grandfather lol

@duckygibson2075 3 года назад

I DIDNT CATCH THAT

@kehndole 3 года назад

They both married a roxanne then?

@user-we4qy3ky1v 3 года назад

rcu (roxanne cinematic universe)

@craftyumbrella4519 3 года назад

Roxy walked so Tall Girl could trip and fall

@blairewildflower 3 года назад

roxy actually made tall girl trip

@pissapocalypse 3 года назад

Roxy has size 12 Nikes, beat that. **Tall girl enters the gladiator stadium**

@sipsmoretea2241 3 года назад

roxy laid on the floor so tall girl could fall

@LemonGlow99 3 года назад

Kurtis’s little giggle throughout the video is such a great addition

@Ignorethis12345 3 года назад

22:20 I love how they didn't even have the time to warm up a lava lamp. That's some serious dedication.

@annepedersen843 4 года назад

Before extra greeting: 😞🤘 After: 🥰❤️💓💕💞

@Zabol.mysliciel 4 года назад

After 🙂🤟

@jadefeu9150 4 года назад

After watching After: 😬😬😬😭 After watching After commentary: 😂😄😍😍💛💛

@bloopdaddy 4 года назад

@@Zabol.mysliciel lol, now happy...but still edgy

@AveryDBrooks-ti2sp 3 месяца назад

How u doing now that he doesn’t do it anymore

@zolengeb.7629 4 года назад

Kurtis looks like the little kid who tagged along with his older friends to go to an R-rated movie so he’d seem cool

@Sophia-xt9qb 4 года назад

Zolenge B. Nah the dude in the green did

@latenight1218 4 года назад

@@sophiepattinson4100 That's Jacob lol

@intellectualhybrid2 4 года назад

@@sophiepattinson4100 clout hunter

@natsukilovestobake4427 4 года назад

Sophie I like your profile picture, it’s beautiful! :)

@mariumfaisal9437 2 года назад

The alarm noise at 12:13 WAS REALLY uncalled for WHY

@deereye87 2 года назад

I have seen this video several times and it hurts me to my core every single time

@slushiie9674 3 года назад

love how half he time kurtis is just staring blankly into the void

@eliciazaitouni3458 4 года назад

the nose guy looks like if jeremy renner and danny had a love child

@moonriverinc7896 4 года назад

take that back right now

@alimichh 4 года назад

This is the most accurate comment I've ever read

@minetaminoru5048 3 года назад

I was just thinking that.. thank you

@hufflepuffhorcrux3269 3 года назад

I mean Danny does love Jeremy sooo

@yeonjunstargirl 3 года назад

moonriver inc my thoughts

@im_an_oyster 3 года назад

When he sneezes there's a category 5 hurricane

@natsto2711 3 года назад

why is this comment so underrated lmfaoo

@Ollebolle112 3 года назад

1500+ likes *Underrated*

@mangolover5196 3 года назад

Lmao

@maverickREAL 2 года назад

He'd be proud of you.

@clempunto4349 3 года назад

As a French viewer, I realised very late that this is a modern remake of “Cyrano de Bergerac”: the protagonist’s name in the original work is Cyrano, his lover’s name is Roxanne, she rejects him because of his nose and is only way of seducing her is by being good at poetry. Every single thing that happens in #Roxy also happens in the original work written in 1897. Like I could literally detail every scene and explains the original stance at it. I had no clue Northern America knew made films about it hahahah

@billyblastoff Год назад

They said this was filmed in Canada.

@S.0leander Месяц назад

@@billyblastoff where do you think Canada is?

@agisuru Год назад

As mentioned, this movie is a remake of a movie (Roxanne) that adapted the play Cyrano de Bergerac. In case anyone wondered, The Police's song Roxanne is indeed inspired by Cyrano. Now you will have the song Roxanne stuck in your head for the rest of the video. Also, yes, the huge nose thing is from the original play.

@samkuperman9035 4 года назад

What if, in one of these movies, the “jock” and the “loser” stop chasing the same guy/girl and start dating each other

@sanazbani1427 4 года назад

The only reboot I want in 2019

@hottie286 4 года назад

There’s already a movie like that, there’s DUFF

@kaiwhite4515 4 года назад

And that’s the most amazing idea I’ve ever heard of

@peppapig-vw3zr 4 года назад

@Nicki Nielsen no

@athinn980 4 года назад

have you heard of andi mack? there's a slowburn gay love story with a basketball bully who falls not for the girl he's bullying, but for her anxious jewish male best friend

@oliviarowan2297 4 года назад

when she kissed his nose i wanted to die

@moonriverinc7896 4 года назад

4 months later I'm noticing that she *BITES HER LIP TOO I hate it here*

@IQbelowaverage 4 года назад

SAME OMFG

@6a6ey87 4 года назад

I wanted to commit blender head

@caseym4007 3 года назад

Lol yea!

@msola5 3 года назад

I’m ok with death now after seeing the nose kiss

@happbapp 2 года назад

Bullies in teen movies : almost kill kids and commit crimes Movie makers : this is ok and normal

@ryuklix6387 2 года назад

15:45 is making me SO UNCOMFORTABLE !!

@Eyasgea 4 года назад

You think YOUR life life is hard ? He uses a 13 layer tissue to blow his nose

@Scanny524 4 года назад

A men's 13 layer tissue

@greta7353 3 года назад

@@Scanny524 i was just about to make the same joke lmao

@huge_dumpy6421 3 года назад

Beat that!

@huge_dumpy6421 3 года назад

BAHAHHA THATS NOTHING TO *SNEEZE* AT

@mariafausti3128 3 года назад

Mackenzie Mares WHEEZE

@marlovesmarklee1374 3 года назад

you know in tangled when they kept getting flynn rider's nose wrong on the wanted posters? he lookes exactly like one of them

@AGothNamedWednessday 3 года назад

Omg he totally does 🤣🤣

@shellynazyia 3 года назад

Wait, yesss!! 😂😂😂

@pissapocalypse 3 года назад

This made me laugh thank you

@flor7046 3 года назад

he also looks like Arthur claus from arthur christmas but if it was live action

@kaibaiarrio1299 2 года назад

My man looks like that guy from jack staubers backwards man video

@ang2267 2 года назад

"he's giving him a nose job" SENT ME 13:30

@murrenkelly3866 Год назад

That moment of astonishment at 24:43 is immaculate

@bettyravioli7334 3 года назад

why is no one talking about the fact that the actor who played the nose guy (Jake *SHORT), also played a character named NOSE NOSEWORTHY* in a movie called ‘SHORTS’

@tinatigere447 3 года назад

this has to be a joke

@MaryJane-tp3qd 3 года назад

I do t remember that in shorts ! 😂 but I probably don’t know his name was nose noteworthy

@sarahjohnson9399 3 года назад

hold on, jake short from ant farm??? goddamn

@mohamedalahmadani5174 3 года назад

If this doesn't prove we're in a simulation...

@tsuzulvr 3 года назад

@@sarahjohnson9399 THAT'S WHY HE LOOKED SO FAMILIAR

@jeanettenavarro6179 4 года назад

i really thought when they beat him up, they were gonna break his nose & he was gonna get that nose job

@Vampress09 4 года назад

OMG Same!

@flowerprincess1615 4 года назад

Jeanette Navarro samee I was hoping for it

@jirachipanda3627 4 года назад

I feel like that would make the movie a bit more interesting

@danascully122 4 года назад

i thought we were gonna have a handsome squidward situation or something

@lizziebarrie 4 года назад

Me too lmaooo

@bashurr 2 года назад

how am I just discovering this movie now?! And it's been right under my nose this entire time... :(

@zakk7545 2 года назад

Ironically, the movie Roxanne IS nose related. But also Roxanne is already a modern retelling of Cyrano de Bergerac. So this is a modern retelling of a modern retelling of a classic play. The classic play is ALSO nose based.

@Nuskybeach 4 года назад

**Girl kisses the tip of the nose** 3 adult guys: AAAAAAAAAASHSHHSVD!¡¡¡!!

@decasuffrage9021 4 года назад

But...that's the tip of his nose? That's where crust is, boogers, et cetera, et cetera. Really can't be sanitary? Especially from the bottom

@althepal234 4 года назад

Deca Suffrage *et cetera*

@apathetictrash2478 4 года назад

It was so cringe

@foreverinafantasy 4 года назад

"It reminds me of Sierra Burgess!" YES THEY'RE BASED OFF THE SAME CHARACTER, CYRANO. omg the connections they're coming together.

@maeleesanchez9888 4 года назад

Teachers should just make students watch this when reading Cyrano

@happinessislaughter 4 года назад

Holy shit I never put that together

@leahmarie5079 4 года назад

😂I just learned about that like a week ago and I was like wHaAaAaAt

@cammykins5813 4 года назад

That ringtone right after the joke infuriates me.

@miau6509 4 года назад

And the town this story takes place is called "Bergerac". It says so on the sign in the beginning of the movie.

@bananeyfish Год назад

I think very often now we must ask "did this film earn that scene?", and this film definitely did not deserve this line 25:42

@l33machine Год назад

The fucking teen characters being played by 30-40 year olds is killing me

@cathulu7975 3 года назад

The "How does he kiss?" "Passionately" bit gives me vibes from Zach and Cody; "How do you lose a woman?" "You forget to cherish her!"

@JennaAnnLoves 2 года назад

This is such an incredible comment 10/10

@toastarkat 2 года назад

BAHAHAHA I LOVE THAT PART

@captainteeko4579 2 года назад

That’s what that’s from?!?! I saw that on a ffxiv post! I had no idea 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Random-sk6hm Год назад

This LMAO

@gentlechaos5911 7 месяцев назад

How do hedgehogs have sex? Very carefully.

@nekofrau 4 года назад

When Booboo started his, "Your hair so fruity but most of all-" line, I jokingly said "I wanna hit that booty, haha-" and he said it. I had so much 2nd hand embarrassment that I immediately paused and put my head in my hands, cringing so bad

@remyuk 4 года назад

i watched this with a friend a few months ago and i said the same thing. i was NOT expecting him to actually say 'i wanna hit that booty' so when he did my friend and I both screamed

@real_lampcap 4 года назад

Legit same I was like oh god no.

@lailam1186 3 года назад

me too, I just paused and took a moment to think about my life decisions

@sylvia2730 3 года назад

Time stamp please?

@ErieRosewood 3 года назад

I threw my capris sun across the room in shame

@maeyalundquist7449 Год назад

Roxane was filmed in my town, the only movie ever filmed here… we have a billboard lol

@guidoguido2245 2 года назад

4:12 Eric was joking, but this is LITERALLY what they did with "Tall Girl"

@lucylink1656 4 года назад

“how does he smooch?” “passionately” *i CACKLED*

@hellstarsreign 4 года назад

Lucy Link that has the zack and cody “how do u lose a woman” energy

@TheSleigherKing 4 года назад

@@hellstarsreign I loved that line from Zack and Cody.

@roberterikson7246 4 года назад

Theory: they change his nose prosthesis in every shot, just so we never get used to it.

@jasper2739 4 года назад

Why does that make so much sense though (ʘ‿ʘ)

@Cnut_the_grape 4 года назад

The makers are truly evil geniuses.

@beans7448 4 года назад

And every time they make it longer

@richardstein1104 4 года назад

You have the devils number 666

@_bee_2578 4 года назад

It literally looks bigger every time he’s in a shot.

@legendofmalo Год назад

I've watched this video 100s of times and never realized that this was Fletcher from ANT farm

@punyparkerr 11 месяцев назад

“that’s funny actually…” *chuckles* “.. actually…” *maniacal cackling* eric will always pull a laugh out of me.

@laurathornburg1187 4 года назад

The humor here really feels like when you stay up way too late with your friends and everything is hilarious

@mariiiuuuyyy 4 года назад

Laura Thornburg WHY DO I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT U MEAN EKDKDJDK

@gagne6928 4 года назад

@@mariiiuuuyyy i despise you and everything you stand for

@mariiiuuuyyy 4 года назад

Cement Mixer what

@gagne6928 4 года назад

@@mariiiuuuyyy i hate you

@patrickstar796 4 года назад

Cement Mixer Well that happened

@MzMidnightShadow 3 года назад

Why does most of this movie feel like Booboo Stewart and Nose Guy are going to fall in love

@knivspit 2 года назад

now that would have saved this movie

@rin2235 2 года назад

That would be the best plot-twist in cinema history.

@josepholberding2776 2 года назад

And roxy is secretly helping them get together

@animallover5843 2 года назад

I ship it

@snailkat 2 года назад

I would love that

@hidinginyourattic6522 2 года назад

why is no one talking about how T H I C C that guy in the jeans at 21:40 is??

@meghanrodriguez2393 10 месяцев назад

He's got a DUMPY!

@mangofree 11 месяцев назад

everything about kurtis in this video reminds me of a little kid who gets to hang out with the older cooler kids he’s always looked up to and they all watch a movie together and the older kids are laughing at his jokes and he’s internally like “omg they like me they like my jokes this is the best day ever” and it’s so cute i love this video so much even years later

@peachymaddie9471 4 года назад

Whoever made this movie thought of the word eloquence and was like "holy shit that's perfect. Replace all the other words in the script"

@chelsie2767 4 года назад

Maddie Johnson and articulate

@fatimai19 4 года назад

“how does he smooch???!” “passionately” WHEN I TELL YOU I DIED

@dezelizabeth1401 4 года назад

Time stamp?

@SebastianRamirez-sm7zp 4 года назад

Dez Elizabeth 20:34

@tinah6132 4 года назад

How does he know that? ;)

@blkiechan 4 года назад

LMAOOOOOO

@expressodepresso2996 Год назад

i love how eric is literally the only one who’s following the plot

@lillieampurra 3 года назад

it's implied that Steve Martin's character is Cyrus's grandfather so its just coincidence they both fell for a girl named roxanne?

@sofiaantelo9347 4 года назад

this dude was in the hospital twice in this movie, and neither times were to get a nose job. what a waste.

@mortem4573 3 года назад

his nose wasn't compromised in neither of those times so they didn't touch it!

@NoOne-bc6sq 3 года назад

The likes are at 666

@strawberrios 3 года назад

Abby Bouck I made them 699

@isabelleanderson5995 4 года назад

“It reminds me of Sierra Burgess” YEAH CAUSE ITS BASED ON THE SAME PLAY LMAO

@nickgames9067 4 года назад

Sierra Burgess is based on Cyrano de Bergerac?

@G-LukeJA 4 года назад

@@nickgames9067 HOLY SHIT YES IT IS

@nickgames9067 4 года назад

@@G-LukeJA it only has the concept of the person the character like likes the personality but the looks of an other

@tubulartortoise2557 4 года назад

nick games And the person falls for a complete sociopath.

@nickgames9067 4 года назад

@@tubulartortoise2557 Cyrano isnt a sociopath tho

@guidoguido2245 2 года назад

I only just realized that they are going to BERGERAC High School! Because this is based on the play "Cyrano de Bergerac" by Edmond Rostand, where the title character falls in love with a Roxanne!

@jewelpeters6001 2 года назад

12:38 "she thinks booboo wrote it but it's actually nose" 😂 read out of context is wierd

@tonythetiger5029 4 года назад

Me: **watched this movie on netflix** Kurtis: **buys it** *_stonks_*

@tobiasdonnelly6571 4 года назад

Cas-The-Rat i think it’s because you can’t screen record netflix so in order to get the clips he had to buy it

@remyuk 4 года назад

@@tobiasdonnelly6571 i've seen people screen record on netflix before tho

@pdee5161 4 года назад

Not every country has the same movies on Netflix So I guess it isn't available at his current location

@punkuke 4 года назад

@@remyuk I think it usually ends up poor quality, though. Most commonly they have dropped frames, at least in the videos I've seen that recorded from Netflix.

@remyuk 4 года назад

@@punkuke yeah that could happen, and i guess video software could also make a difference. i'm pretty sure kurtis is canadian, and as someone pointed out above, some of the movies on our netflix may not be available for them.

@AmateurGhoul 4 года назад

"Nose Job fund" in bold lettering hiding in a fairly obvious cabinet... totally not obvious, y'know?

@introvert_who1641 4 года назад

Then at the end of the movie we dont know what happened to the nose job fund it was in one little clip.

@bokkie702 4 года назад

y’nose?

@AmyAberrant 4 года назад

Whxts_pxppin _chxca Nose jobs are very expensive, he’ll be saving up those $20 for a while

@CarterDeLeo 2 года назад

22:03 I legitimately thought the guy here was the previously mentioned father of that kid and that a grown man had tackled this high schooler from behind a bush and was now hitting him with a skateboard while his son and his friends held him. This casting has to stop!

@AlecDouglas 2 года назад

Them taking a picture with that man’s head is one of the funniest moments on all of RU-vid

@toast3273 4 года назад

wait so, cyrus’ mom says that his grandfather had the same nose. is the implication supposed to be that he’s the grandson of the guy from the original Roxanne?

@violethart11 3 года назад

toast i think you’re on to something

@TheLastHylianTitan 3 года назад

Deep lore

@Romeowo_ 3 года назад

Oh shit

@scarletblack4887 3 года назад

Mind blown

@Medeinathetrashcan334 3 года назад

te prophesy

@kaylee_keen 2 года назад

I think I've actually rewatched this video like 30 times and it's still entertaining everytime

@bailey3015 2 года назад

this is also nearly the exact plot to disneys Let it Shine. the main guys name is cyrus and the girls name is roxy, and instead of love notes its love songs.