Movies We Changed Our Minds About - Rental Reviews 

Nobody is above money, dude.

It was handled with tact, indeed. It doesn't take you out of the video, but draws you in even more. Well done.

TARANTULYN No

I'd normally agree with Smokey McJoint here...but it was just done so well. It wasn't out of place, it was funny in its own right. If you need it to pay the bills, that's how you do it.

They sound do a top 10 scream queens.

Smokey McJoint Amazing rebuttle.

Best AD Skill Share ever had

He did an endorsement and used his talent and personal style. What's not to like?

Smokey McJoint Yes

want some candy

Predator 2 is an awesome fucking flick!

Yeah, it couldn't possibly be that people have legitimate reasons for not liking it.

Jamston Julian the two main reasons people hate Predator 2 are:Arnold isn’t in it,and it is in the city of LA and not the jungle.I love Arnold but I thought Danny Glover was great in P2.The city setting never bothered me.The Predators don’t just go to the jungle.They go all over the world to places of conflict to hunt.

Nice strawman, but most people don't like it because Stephen Hopkins is no John McTiernan, and setting it in the city took most of the mystique and threat away from the antagonist. I'm sure there's plenty of good reasons to like it, but there's plenty of legitimate reasons not to as well. Maybe just be satisfied with your own opinion rather than putting down others'?

I don't think so. To be desensitized is generally understood to mean the removal of sensitization. If you are too young to understand violence and have never understood violence, you can't be desensitized of it, because you were never sensitized, so there's no sensitization to remove. I mean think of a more extreme example. "If you don't understand rape, you're already desensitized to it" the apparent proposed argument being that you should therefore be allowed to watch movies promoting rape, as a young child. No.

@@imnotdavidxnsx I think you're being a little too literal. A child who has not seen or witnessed violence before would quickly realize what's going on if someone attacked them or their parent, we have an instinct for self preservation and this self defense. When violence has only been experienced vicariously through film, a child will not understand the stakes involved, or that violence in films is dramatized.

No it's false to be desensitized you have to already know what something is

@@griffinwelch2436 you said it yourself they won't understand what's going on that means they are ignorant of what violence is they are not desensitized.

Or that you somehow never experienced violence

i think it's the shittiest thing cinemassacre has done. it sucks as much as the movies they review, like mac and me.

I couldn't stand it's a wonderful life as a child, but is now of my favorite Christmas movie

@Bryan This series was made to discuss bad movies. It ties into the rental style because of the memories of going to one and renting something that was horrible, which happened often. If you aren't interested in really bad films, then this series just isn't for you.

Bryan I'm curious what you think the purpose of a negative comment is? You think they're gonna stop making these, becasue Mr Bryan said so? Regardless of the OVERWHELMING support it has received? I mean sure, we're now so OVERWHELMINGLY enlightened, enriched even, now that WE know YOU think it's shitty, so I guess there's that!

i'm knowledgeable enough to know that a denim vest is not a good look

Alex Daniels He is so full of joy

@Soldier-2Point0 thank God this isn't VHS because it would end up like a blockbuster copy of the movie Basic Instinct when Sharon Stone uncross and cross her legs.

I love it and It took me a second to notice It was him in the ad

same

Hahaha me too!

PARKER Pittsburgh Lance Henriksen too. People argue Ripley killed Lance, but the Queen tore him apart and her spawn caused the shuttle crash, which caused further damage to what was left of him. Bishop chose his end thanks to those pesky Aliens. So Aliens ended him, a Terminator shot him, a Predator stabbed him.

Xenomorphs

Totally agree

Much more watchable than the 2016 dance-off reboot!!!

Sean Snyder don’t remind me that exists

indeed i love GB 2

2 is good but 1 is still amazing

Smokey McJoint You have left the same douchebag reply in about 20 other comments,you must not have a lot going on today

skijumpnose no he's just a troll.

I love the "Even If It Sucks" face. Lol

perhaps the most artful "ad" I've ever seen

What's funny is that I see that same ad on the infographics video. Except it took 10 seconds. Still 10 seconds isn't bad to me. But James making a 30 sec long ad but done in an interesting way. That I have not seen, but it was a nice touch.

It was definitely great... but no mention of the ultra-awesome Smooth Criminal choreography? That's criminal in itself! :p

I'm surprised she didn't just leave with you when they savage his ass mercilessly.

doodoostickstain she tried and I had a minor fit.

Sounds like she wasnt that smart

Yup, Jim and Jay Hunter from OSW reveiw.....

Mars Attacks was always awesome, people just didn't know it! It's especially good to watch right after Tim Burton's Ed Wood.

I loved it as a kid and now I think it isnt as good

Ack ack!!!

I still haven't watched Mars Attacks.

I used to love it, as I got older I see the flaws

True, I rather like what they have to say and if they had channels I'd gladly check them out.

The last guy didn’t even get to introduce his pick before James interrupted to give is view on it

@@Andrew-yf3lu yeah, but that guy is the worst of the group in my opinion, so it was a nice touch for me

Twitter is still a thing?

Right. I don't know these three people. Do they have RU-vid channels? Are they friends?

@Linda Niemkiewicz They need any show they can get......

I still can't take the basketball scene. It kinda ruins the Snake persona.

Lol

Saw that at the movies! Ahhh summer of 1996 Good times!

I love that one honestly better than New York

Love it

With that curtain too lol - anyone that's been to a mom and pop rental store remembers the curtain. So mysterious...

@@trutwijd gotta have the curtain

We had a door at mine, never closed but cracked slightly. The mystery of it constantly taunted 7 year old me

This cracks me up every time

@@dyldragon1 lol

Old news dude.

Super old news dude.

Are you serious or are you just joking?

@@VampireFan-rf5kb He's Serious

The people that didn't know that fact, liked the comment, while the people that did know that, commented

You know what, I think you are spot on. I've noticed a few of those flip flops myself.

This is some mandela shit

Wait! Now there's a "berestein" universe, too?!🙃

I vividly remember Bernstein and the cable guy was always a cult classic so Know what universe I come from

In the bloodstain universe Jim Carrey went on a psychotic rampage during production and killed the entire cast.

ShenmueAtheist I agree Shenmue... by the way, Ine San called, make sure you are home early.

Lone WolfGamingPlus my personal favorite Predator movie

Only nerds appreciate Shirts Like this, guess I am one , and u too my Friend 😎

I love goodfellas

@@STVCZU most definitely haha

@@Spartan-qg2wy me too!

Goodfellas is the GOAT

Geahk Burchill Well and to be fair, it’s a sci-fi comedy series. How they said that it’s close to the real 50’s but not to the real old west, it shouldn’t have to be exactly like the old west or 50’s. I don’t really think it’s supposed to be super close to reality. (Not arguing with you or anything, just adding on)

No worries man, but my mum grew up in the 50's and it's still her favourite movie of all time, she says it really captured the decade.

I hope you found some $5 DVDs to replace those tapes.

Most of the movies I really care about, I did end up buying on DVD. I keep them for nostalgia’s sake, especially the Disney animated classics in the clamshell cases.

I'll always have a vcr

Debbie Does Dallas?

Looks like someone we know. Hehehe.

Now go home and get your fucking shine box

I really thought im the only one that noticed that

You need to watch more movies that aren't Star Wars. (re: Goodfellas.)

When are mom and dad gonna ask about them?

Well if you want that go to Cinema Snob

Not sure porno reviews, with video clips, would be accepted on RU-vid. Cinemassacre probably doesn't want to risk getting banned.

That could be the time they do a movie like Boogie Nights or Showgirls or Striptease

oscarinabox thats the only redeeming scene

@@southsidegamer5611 Peak Matrix in my opinion.

We don't deserve The Matrix Trilogy, it was a gift and should be treasured.

@@southsidegamer5611 I like the 2nd Matrix, don't like the 3rd film much though.

highway scene is great but it's soooo looong

Completely agree with you. It came out when I was like 14 and I watched it with friends looking for cheap thrills. We were probably playing GoldenEye and only half watching it. Watched it later when I was 18 and damn it's the scariest movie bar non that I have ever seen.

Opposite. Scared me silly when I was a teenager. Now it just seems trite and unfinished.

You're

@@jojoface4940 nope lol

@@sdmfbastard he's right - it's you're.

@@jd5726 but "when you are watching" does make sense.

Initially, but it later went on to refer to that specific Italian cinematic style crossed with a Western. Spaghetti westerns tend to concentrate on individuals who are morally ambiguous but ultimately the lesser of all the evils that surround them. They're usually motivated by selfish needs, and any of the usual western tropes (saving the town, defeating the bandits, etc). You're right though, that is where the term originated and most (though not all) are Italian directors. There are Spaghetti Westerns made by French and Swedish directors.

Matt Purvis actually, the majority of them were shot in Spain, since we do not have a desert here in Italy

Sergio Leone and the dollars series 👍👍👍

I think Kill Bill is considered a kung fu spaghetti western

@@ugopiazza5706 - Cool didn't know that. Thanks

I'll go to bat for The Rescuers from that era of Disney (and The Rescuers Down Under), but you're right. Disney didn't get it's act together until the Disney renaissance, which in turn encouraged other studios. Even Don Bluth was in a lull during that period. The R-Rated movies totally filled that void. Even toy companies knew it, Robocop, Predator, Aliens and others all had kids toy lines.

I had pretty relaxed parents even for the 90s, so I ended up renting horror movies as a kid. Did not make me a serial killer or screw me up in any way and I am happy I did not have to grow up in today's over protective society.

Rather than Disney not having any good films, I felt it was more that most families didn't care horribly much. And even R-rated films ended up with kids toys and spin-off cartoons. PG-13 wasn't introduced until 1984. PG films at the time, even ones theoretically aimed at kids, could be violent, graphic, and with relatively mature themes. (PG could live up to its "Parental Guidance suggested") PG films could have scenes that arguably wouldn't even make it into a modern sanitized R movie. (I'm not saying all modern R movies are "tamer" than old PG films, but the ones aiming for wider appeal do get pretty sanitized.)

"Action films had plots kids could follow" Yeah, thanks for making us feel like morons

I was watching Robocop, Terminator 1 and Predator when I was 5 years old and most kids back then were watching R movies. Kids today would freak out watching that sort of stuff at 5. My nieces and nephews around that age are still watching cartoons and Disney movies.

CDizzy TV Ppl didn’t like it just because it was so different from Ace Ventura and the Mask. Ppl are stupid!

u will always find someone who you can bounce lines from that film back and forth with, it's surprisingly well-liked.

Knock knock, who's there? GENIUS!

Agreed.

I fought the law...and the law won.

Lazarus Zoolander The old guy looks like someone we know.

Amazon.

@@JerryRiceBall without the bread it's him!!!

@@JerryRiceBall It looks like Fred Penner to me

Looks like Tommy Chong lol

Truman Show, man.

Love The Majestic, not the other one though

hey

I have had the opposite happen to me. X3

@@DefinitelyNotOwen it was a big drop in quality of the story

Alien 3 is a good choice as well

The director's cut is good, but I could never forgive Fox for killing Newt.

@theone Andonly Whhhhaaat??

@theone Andonly Blasphemy!!! (not for liking 3, but for actually disliking 2, WTH is wrong with you?)

This is semantic, but it isnt a director's cut. David Fincher has stated multiple times the studio interfered with his vision. Even if he wanted to go back and make a final edit (he doesn't) he has said there isnt enough of the film there to be considered his. He has washed his hands completely of it.

Games And Movies Entertainment same here. Heck, I go out and buy some I always wanted from Goodwill etc sometimes

That's Awesome

I still have a VHS road runner tape without a VSH 😔

COOL

theyll never be worth anything

Gaelan Mulcahy “we had potatoes and whiskey while we watched.”

In Ireland he was called Robo guard.

Same here! Irish da's love that Robocop. 🇮🇪

Wilder is probably my favourite actor ever

Screw that movie. For some reason my school thought kids would like that freaky shit. Oompa loompas still freak me the fuck out, and kids getting eliminated by horrible means because they eat candy? Every damn part of that movie was at least a little creepy.

only watched the remake. it's sick, it's fun.

I heard that the stuff in the boat scene was kept secret from the actors, so allegedly their faces were 100% genuine confusion and or terror. Gene Wilder essentially mindfucked them to ensure he got great footage.

Check out the sequel Snow Piercer :D

Had to make room for the ad. lol

the correct order

What would make you think that?

@@gplechuckiii they're both movies how do you not notice that

I liked all three movies. It was a good trilogy to me!

Back to the Future my favorite trilogy

Part 1 is fuckin' great. Part 2 is pretty good. Part 3 is awful. Just my opinion though.

@@massgrave8x I understand.

It's known for being one of the best trilogies ever, you're just acting like it's underrated to farm likes

If you are trying to hurt my feelings you have succeeded. Fortunately, my feelings regenerate at twice the rate of a normal man.

I'm sure there's a Bradlees across the street...

My parents bought my NES from Caldor

Bradlees... Savings on the Good Stuff.

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