Rags to Riches to Limes - Jerma Streams Chocolatier (Long Edit #2) 

great scott... simultaneous skye4 and dumptruck long edit uploads... what a truly wonderful time to be alive...

Now I can satiate my royal needs to enjoy my lavish meal (microwave dinner) with a performance (jerma long edits)

Have you not been to Cuba? Have you not met Cheena Famosa? Have you not made me my Cafe Con Leche?

i dont know why but this game and its interactions feel very surprisingly hostile for a game where you make funny little chocolate bars

Mr Greenz hands over one billion dollars and the lady pulls back a brown cloth to reveal the 'mountain' in the background was made entirely out of limes.

YESS I AM SO EXCITED i got my bag of limes ready and everything

the game was over as soon as he read the words “Las Vegas”.

its always crazy to me how ur able to find context for bits that happen on stream even when the vods are like a million years old lol its my favorite part of these

Not Alex telling Silly Zonka Wonka it would be a good idea to visit Indonesia during the National Revolution 🙈

you can literally hear Mr Greenz taking over as the stream goes on

The mental image of Mr. Greenz waking up shit faced in the middle of the Australian Outback with $128 to his name and precisely one billion dollars worth of limes is the funniest thing I've ever heard

Seeing these realistic portraits talk about business, just for them to isntantly say "Thanks, Silly Zonka Wonka" is the stupidest shit ever

12:50

one man's journey to sell enough coffee to become a limeillionaire

Silly Zonka Wonka’s business never recovered after the windex debacle. Zonka’s infamously deranged memoirs of his time as a chocolatier, written decades later after his release from prison, were faithfully recreated in a recent interactive horror experience in Glasgow. Reviews describe it as a vivid journey into the mind of a lunatic, centred around Zonka’s struggle with an antagonist character representing his own darker windex-related desires. The experience was criticized for its exorbitant price, which many saw as a step too far in authenticity to Zonka’s legacy.

average dumptruck edit: 80% gameplay 20% jokes

putting this in my gamblecore playlist NOW

Jerma is the evil chocliatier that lives in Willy Wonka's walls, we found the true identity of the Unknown

God I love that this game had gambling in it for absolutely no reason. Mr Green can't help but escape

He likes to cut limes in to quarters and make strangers suck the limes while he looks them in the eyes and says