I had about 3 seconds of pure shock and euphoria where I thought "Girth Master" was somehow the Redditor's username and that everyone loved him. Now I'm heartbroken...
@@user-vi4xy1jw7e in the video, his way of identifying if you were a male pornstar is if their meat was bigger or smaller than his. Did you watch the video?
the awkwardness in his voice when he says hes bigger than the six inches dude is so obvious, he planned to say that no matter what the dude said 100% but nah the dudes reaction of just "sure" is gold
I found my ex boyfriend's reddit account when we were still dating, and he would constantly brag about having a huge penis on there. It was maybe at most like 4 inches. Not that this is super relevant but I wanted to share.
@@violalanceolataviolaceae1403 I was high af watching this and then I look in the comments and no one is mentioning it at all, thought I was completely losing it
Matt speaking with utmost confidence while getting almost everything wrong is so iconic and couldn't be any more like Reddit. Also get well soon Charlie!
The quote at 4:43 has ruined my life. I say this every day. I say this every good chance given. Every fitting moment. You changed me as a person with that one quote.
I was thinking he was just some ordinary degenerate but once that "M'lady" dropped I was convinced. I was half expecting him to do a fedora tip as well.
The fit, the mannerisms, the phrasing, and being overconfidently wrong about everything. Finally, we know what the personification of reddit would be like.
to be overconfident about porn, and then having really bad intuition about it as well is really embarrassing. Like he does not see people, just objects, when he watch this alleged amount of porn he proudly claims.
I DIDNT REALIZE HE FARTED UNTIL I READ THIS COMMENT. i straight up thought he had to skip through the video to remember what he was talking about- yet got extremely close to see it. I DIDNT HEAR HIS LITTLE TOOTS.
He was able to get the two obvious baits right, but switched every person not placed there to throw him off. He's like a bloodhound that can only smell cocaine hidden in tires but not right in front of him.
I mean even before the video started with the questioning, I could immediately tell it was the Asian lady, that one was not even close to being hard. Unless there is a such thing as a conservative porn star, most of them dress basically the same
It's kinda goofy because this could be such an easy process Ask them all about their views on intercourse, its importance, how they feel about NSA, etc Put them in a line ranked from least to most promiscuous Tactical guess? The producers probably put 2-3 *stars in there So choose the 2-3 most promiscuous
@@AngryAlfonse thats a bit silly, I know many girls who "look promiscuous" but it's just their fashion and they never took any nudes, never worked in the adult industry nor had much intercourse, if at all. Also the adult industry worker dressed in the pink cute dress wasn't promiscuous at all, I actually loved her dress and I'd love to wear something like that cause it looks aesthetic and cute.
The way he just said “that’s smaller than me” was just devastating imagine you being the guy in that situation absolutely humiliated. He won’t recover from that.
oh, it's fine. everyone, and I mean EVERYONE knows he's lying. he's literally a living, breathing Redditor stereotype who knows too much about porn. if you know too much about porn, you are very clearly not packing any meat or else you would be using it for the real thing 😂 he fooled absolutely nobody
@@Just_Some_Yonko_With_A_Beard Oh absolutely he was lying lol. Im surprise he didn't tip his hat or take a bow after that statement. But then again idk, maybe he's been secretly jelking for years and has all but increased his weiner length by 0.2 inches.
@justsomeyonkowithabeard2942 Penis size hardly correlates to character. There are plenty of charismatic and successful men with micro penises, and degenerate Redditors with 7 inches. It's based on genetics, not personality
I feel like we should make him the official mascot of the redditor community. The hat, the m'lady, and the overall charisma. He is the embodiment of reddit and should not be treated as any less.
That redditor really is like Perfect Cell just absorbing reddit moderators left and right to finally achieve his ultimate form. Not even Gohan can defeat such a specimen.
But according to the teacher from into the spiderverse the odds of guessing a 2 answer multiple choice right or wrong is 50%, meaning he did worse than randomly guessing. The only way he could do so bad is if he knew the answers but pretended not too.
@@spooderderg4077Given 5 binary questions, it's not statistically necessary to end up with about 2.5 correct answers. That would only bear out as a random guess eventuality given infinitely many binary questions.
@@totalmetaljacket789 Nah. He clearly knew the answers but pretended not to in order to hype up the rest. How else would the redditor be completely wrong on everything from his answers to his logic to his favorite website?
Yes randomly guessing 6 would on average grant you 3, although it could be more or less given one round, but spooderderg is clearly being sarcastic lol
9:30 he hears the word "friend" and his eyes lit up like he found a golden ticket. "I have lots of fair ladies in my friendzones, they may not want a romance but obviously want to make prawn with me. Gee wizz it's my lucky day"
Jesus Christ died for your sins on the cross. Repent and believe in him or you will be separated from God The Father for all eternity and face hell forever, for all eternity, never ending
@@max73916Excessively strong men getting beat up by a black caveman and then you have young excessive strong man beating that black caveman and so that black caveman gives the skeleton of a dinosaur to the guy who hosted the tournament
I have never cringed harder. This dude is on another level. He is so comfortable saying the grossest stuff. He seems confident and happy though so good on him
Ive been struggling with a pornography addiction for some time now and I want to say that after watching this fella, i will be stopping. Count on it. (You can stop counting on it now...)
The confidence you must have to leave a fart in your video post-edit, and such a flat and broken one at that, is a level of confidence very few of us will ever know.
This man is a pure enigma. On the surface he appears like a classic Reddit Moderator but he also has the social skills of someone who regularly goes outside and interacts with actual people.
“Social skills” does not just mean being able to actually speak to people. That’s like the ONLY thing this guy gets right. He’s basically screaming at them “I’m a weird porn-addicted guy who loves generalizations and objectification.” You can SEE the discomfort in the room 💀
@@MW-ux1ux They are on a show about guessing corn stars. Normal person or trying to shame corn addiction is out of the question, is watching corn bad? No let human beings do what they want. The true reason why people mistreated him or judge him as weird is because he is not as physically attractive.
