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My Girlfriend! | Jimmy Carr

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So apparently I mention my girlfriend a lot...here's a tribute to all the times i've given her a shout out over the years!
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22 авг 2024

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@robertmuller9132 4 года назад

Trust is most important. Without trust, how can you be sure she won't tell your wife?

@balasmj 4 года назад

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@bankbucket2616 3 года назад

as long as your wife doesnt go in the basement

@NewMessage 4 года назад

My girl was so bad at blowies that I married her to ensure I'd never have to receive one from her ever again.

@mikael9456 4 года назад

That's gold

@dervakommtvonhinten517 4 года назад

could have just left her....

@tet876 4 года назад

hate to be that guy but... i didnt get it :/. help

@dervakommtvonhinten517 4 года назад

@@tet876 married guys get no action in the bedroom.

@tobiasthefair8820 4 года назад

TET boy, I’m 17 and even I understood that

@grf15 4 года назад

I certainly hope his girlfriend has a sense of humor. Jimmy's comedy is pretty brutal sometimes.

@rocarlosdavis622 4 года назад

I disagree...relieving yes but just not brutal like the #1 movie called 300..😥😘😇

@henrikhyrup3995 4 года назад

"sometimes"??

@bennettlane4274 4 года назад

And what makes you think this "girlfriend" actually exists :D

@joyre1679 3 года назад

They've been together for 19 years. I'm guessing she likes him 😂

@thegrowsausage6605 3 года назад

I think you spelt brilliant wrong.

@beachgirl48 3 года назад

I think Ricky Gervais's girlfriend, Jane, and Jimmy's girlfriend could write a fabulous book. LOL

@travisinhouston 4 года назад

Jimmy, in my darkest hour; you have made me laugh and feel better. I’ve listened to you on RU-vid during my road trips and laughed so much. Thank You 👍🏻

@atop856 4 года назад

Travis Wheat hope you’re alright now sir

@aceman0000099 4 года назад

I hope you haven't recovered mate 👍

@aliemadi1485 2 года назад

@@aceman0000099 your sad aceman

@shadowbanned2596 2 года назад

Grow up hard times commenter

@lukarochon2700 4 года назад

he feels to me like a bloated Lucifer😂

@freebeerishere 4 года назад

LUKA ROCHON HAHSHHDJDJFHF ILL NEVER UNSEE IT

@LunaQur 4 года назад

YESS FINALLY SOMEBODY SAID IT

@PavithranMohanborntopaintball 4 года назад

So fucking perfect 🤣

@sohnaminta.9264 4 года назад

AHHHH

@AceGrip 3 года назад

YESSSS

@bboywProductions 4 года назад

Jimmy whoever is doing these thumbnails is doing man dirty yano 🤣

@In-the-year-2525 4 года назад

I WAS ONCE A MAN TRAPPED IN A WOMAN'S BODY, THEN MY MOTHER GAVE BIRTH!

@nindraco3173 4 года назад

If Jimmy Carr offends you. Well, mission accomplished.

@jedgould5531 4 года назад

Saw Jimmy’s show from the front row and my phone rang. Started telling the audience no one ever calls me with my American accent, and he only asked if he could answer. Never did find out who called, but he selfied with me in the background, the only person not laughing. My ringer hasn’t been on since.

@j0hnnyquango606 4 года назад

“Maybe try the shocker, two in the pink, one in the stink”

@cylltndn7935 3 года назад

What if its other way around?

@muuuuuud 4 года назад

12 years? Have you developed an immunity to pepper spray yet Jimmy? :D

@Bladerxdxi 4 года назад

Finally someone with German Humor

@hadiisaboss5307 4 года назад

I love watching him because I'm still amazed how he went to the same school as my mum when he was a kid

@nindraco3173 4 года назад

Was your mum the lunch lady?

@briggaskin 4 года назад

Old but gold. Quality.

@kellingtonlink956 4 года назад

A brilliant mix. Thanks for the video

@SML1010THAI 4 года назад

This guy is brilliant 😂😂😂👌🇬🇧

@mrabsorbency8460 4 года назад

@Jeepman89 We don't need ur opinion

@octavianionescu5625 4 года назад

10:25 mind giving me a hand?

@jasonforpresident5678 9 месяцев назад

4:43 the anger lmao

@YodaMan-420 4 года назад

ive often thought jimmy is gay. and just says "my girlfriend" to cover. kinda like nobody thought jons wife existed till she was on an episode of cats and we actually saw her unbound and not having an adverse reaction to the sun

@ChiSbaObePcheH11 4 года назад

I mean, there's actually pictures of them out together on the internet, her name is Karoline i think; but i get bi vibes from him anyway

@peterjoyfilms 4 года назад

Plenty of straight men are a bit effeminate

@edu-kt 4 года назад

...and by gay you mean he owns a coat?. Lol.

@gospodinblanco5138 4 года назад

@@peterjoyfilms Where? lol

@georgeadams5390 4 года назад

He's British so how can you tell. Sorry couldn't help it

@drewlovelyhell4892 4 года назад

That's an incredibly unflattering thumbnail image.

@IIDBTechII 4 года назад

I couldn't find a way to insult how obnoxious the thumbnail is so here is a Dr. Seuss inspired poem: "Some are up close, some from afar, I want them to know that I am Jimmy Carr, Maybe my face, maybe add a grin, make me look like the third Bugdanoff twin"

@Surv1ve_Thrive 4 года назад

His laugh is like Eddie Murphy dressed as a seal being clubbed. Am getting used to it. Am fairly sure he developed it a few years into his act.

@wudupfammm8555 4 года назад

he made up or introduced that laugh in one show. its on utube but i dont remember which one.

@samuellawrencesbookclub8250 4 года назад

His girlfriend must have the thickest or thick skins

@MikeHunt420 4 года назад

i can tell frankie is writing some of these jokes

@AliAbbas05 4 года назад

He has an awesome sense of humor..very different

@HelmetBlissta 4 года назад

Imagine being Jimmy's girlfriend

@mylord9395 3 года назад

Ok I will.

@liamdoes8580 4 года назад

That thumbnail startled me

@frowningJoker 4 года назад

I prefer Jimmy with natural teeth, he seemed more to the bone.

@aceman0000099 4 года назад

Is that supposed to be a joke?

@livedandletdie 4 года назад

Who wants a regular set of fuckugly teeth. New teeth looks better.

@QjuiceEPLE 4 года назад

Long live King Carr! Those abortion jokes were brutal.

@Friendship1nmillion 4 года назад

SHOULDN'T be encouraged!! Very insensitive, along with making "Jokes" about being a Pedophile. 👨‍⚖ "👨‍🎤->🙊" 🙄🤬

@Parkerlee1000 4 года назад

Someone hasn't got a sense of humour

@RobeonMew 4 года назад

5:03 gifs tell everyone how you feel about them

@davidsmith7456 4 года назад

He cracks me up! ~hahahahahaha

@iamplay797 4 года назад

lol jimmy is hilarious

@W42PZ 4 года назад

Jimmy’s new teeth are hilarious! 🦷

@christopherbeattie3126 2 года назад

Best comic now a days. Can get away with his Witt

@zezezanotti9165 4 года назад

This is Stewie Griffin from Family Guy all grown up

@vbuszko 4 года назад

Zézé Rôzés underrated comment

@jeremyjones4011 3 года назад

Hahaha!

@bethstones9307 4 года назад

Hey Jimmy, I’m so weirdly attracted to you, you are so funny

@nicosmind3 4 года назад

How old are you? I know Jimmy does a lot of work for charity

@bethstones9307 4 года назад

Bitchute is better than RU-vid I’m 17

@juddwillard 4 года назад

I thought he told you to stay in the truck.

@jamesmason131 4 года назад

@Borko Borko thinking of the wrong Jimmy fella

@gospodinblanco5138 4 года назад

@@nicosmind3 gg

@nickevershedmusic8927 4 года назад

Jimmies girlfriend sounds like a boyfriend, in fact he sounds like jimmy

@richmarsh5029 4 года назад

Classic Jimmy

@MyMagicman3000 4 года назад

Its hard to resist such thumbnail like this one

@bligaderski 4 года назад

I haven’t seen anyone else say it and I need it to be seen. Jimmy Carr looks like Ralph Fiennes but a little off. Like the beginning of Voldemort makeup.

@spadeghostvampire7777 4 года назад

That was really great! :)

@the-monkey-man3852 4 года назад

Had my laughing for 14 minutes

@TrickyUtah 4 года назад

This is the only 47 year old man i would allow yo hang out with me

@kphillips7922 4 года назад

Fkin ruthless

@Redstagwsmnp 3 года назад

Love the grey hound dress lol

@ItsJish 4 года назад

Jimmy: *complains about girlfriend* Me: (no girlfriend) sucks to be single I guess..

@TheFarCobra Год назад

For the record, “That thing she does with her tongue” is to not talk, non stop, from the moment you walk through the door.

@saimachaudhry6306 4 года назад

I bet she loved this! 😂 But it's not stirring it up a bit or being rude, it's been 18 years, it's just curiosity ... 💍🖐️🤷??? Sorry!!!! 😅

@Tvuvtctoj46fck 4 года назад

What? Putting a third finger in?

@conorf8091 4 года назад

It’s a cover up. Girlfriend isn’t really his girlfriend

@ruanbotha9372 4 года назад

Come to South Africa again

@SuperMustseetv 4 года назад

Jim.....you are the Best comedian in the UK.

@RealFemale69 4 года назад

The thumbnail says he has never had one

@nonofyabidnez5737 4 года назад

Jimmy is the best!

@MC-xv2tn 4 года назад

0:30 Jamie vardy thinks he’s slick 👀

@nosneh6670 4 года назад

Mateo Correa 😂

@fahimahmed5046 3 года назад

Jimmy you're AWESOME 👏👍👏

@guamflyer1 4 года назад

enjoyed the jokes...thanks...

@kaczan3 Год назад

It feels like his "my girlfriend" jokes are also "yo' momma" jokes

@HetLedie 4 года назад

I want Carr to play Eddie Cantor in a biopic

@SteveCowlishaw 4 года назад

Come on, mate, it's not acceptable to refer to your mother as your girlfriend.

@thebob3712 4 года назад

but you seem to think its acceptable that your dad refers to you as his girlfriend.

@huzzzer6083 4 года назад

@@thebob3712 r/murderedbywords

@philiporlando2052 4 года назад

Hey Jimmy please reply to this, you are a great comedian, I'm so glad I found ur channel and comedy you make me smile and laugh all the time, you always bring up my mood thank you so much

@titmusspaultpaul5 4 года назад

Just wondering how you wanted Jimmy to reply because you didn't ask s question or say pretty much anything he could even comment on.

@samjoshi1812 4 года назад

That was the deadest interchange I've seen on RU-vid comments

@adriandiaz706 4 года назад

Philip Orlando you’re quite the loser mate 😂

@philiporlando2052 4 года назад

@@adriandiaz706 why I'm just joking around, there's nothing serious

@mattcullen6109 4 года назад

@@adriandiaz706 do you feel stronger now mate?

@kansascityshuffle8526 4 года назад

Jimmy Carr is his own girlfriend?

@nickevershedmusic8927 4 года назад

His girlfriend sounds like him

@TheAswathama 4 года назад

I have watched too much. This was like a revising session for his jokes

@Cruzy1892 4 года назад

The Shocker?? Is he a Steel Panther fan?? Haha

@petercyriljones 4 года назад

You look like Roger Federer.

@Psyrecx 4 года назад

Ewww... If I had Carr's GF, I'd swap for the girl in the crowd. At least that girl didn't have a shark fin on her face... Then again, it could save you some money on some soup.

@ReasonablySkeptic 4 года назад

He's cleaver and has good jokes, but his laugh is the stuff of nightmares.

@abhishake24 4 года назад

The only thing that's full of nightmares is your spelling of the word 'clever'

@Surv1ve_Thrive 4 года назад

Dan it's like Eddie Murphy dressed as a seal being clubbed

@Surv1ve_Thrive 4 года назад

Dan he is 'cleaver', sharp as a knife! :)

@youthoob5561 4 года назад

So “cleaver”

@ReventiX 3 года назад

Lovely, Jimmy. Queen's loves U. U must be her favorite! :D

@mister8765 4 года назад

“Two in the pink one in the stink” my god that was funny!!

@morashid4902 4 года назад

Ur too funny jimmy.😂😂😂😂

@mimoochodom2684 4 года назад

2 in the pink, one in the stink. LMFAO....even though I've heard it a dozen times before.

@carlomarcario5027 3 года назад

Awesome

@cyclingpanda1 4 года назад

13:02 Geezus they're huge

@rudeboymon3177 4 года назад

Arrested for curb crawling. Thats a good punchline. Her dress was short 😆

@CarbiesChronicles Год назад

dear god the things men go through just to be in a relationship...

@JesusisJesus 3 года назад

Ahh ahh ahhhhh!!!

@supermarc 4 года назад

7:15 What is that sound??

@mrabsorbency8460 4 года назад

A cough

@huzzzer6083 4 года назад

a cough/laugh

@rustzz8 4 года назад

My ex used to pull that jumping out of the car thing until I got fed up with it and never came back one time. She was so hard headed she walked 10 miles home.

@theallseeingeye9388 4 года назад

Same experience here. Only difference is yours is now called an experience with the ex. Lucky you. And the one time you left her and she had to walk back? That opens another door to a fountain of hate that becomes a source for instant rage on slow days.

@joshdunham7167 4 года назад

@@theallseeingeye9388 oh man, I had a girlfriend like that who'd threaten to jump out of the car, this one time I told her that if she's gonna do it, she's gotta unlock the door and take of the seat belt and increased the speed. Needless to say she sat there quietly for the rest of the ride.