My Most Painful Board Game Yet. 

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We now know that Vale’s “friends” get to watch Vale’s videos before us RATS.

What Seraphine skin did you end up buying?

The fact you went from league player to shit fetishist is fucking incredible for a storyline.

league to shit pipeline aka the jobbie trolley

She’s just Amanda from SAW

She is specifically the one who drags everyone else in to Vale's games.

She just is

And we love her for it

and it’s so funny

Oh yeah

Ah yes, the imminent "housing market crash"

yes because the housing market never crashes.@@AnotherFunnyLittleGuy

​​@@hamr1741it doesn't if your time frame is anything more than half a decade The only people that got hurt in 2008 are morons that where over leveraged up their ass Housing is entirely fool proof as long as you can actually afford the mortgage You have to be incredibly financially incompetent to lose money with property lmao

dont forget property tax

By gambling and playing league, anything is possible.

I mean, is more realistic than your regular game of life for sure, but clearly it needs: Taxes Child related costs due to parenting Partner related costs due to marriage (maybe not as needed for the most part) Overall living costs (do i think taxes covers this one) Car maintenance related costs Insurance costs I think that would be what's missing for the most part? That way it'll be truly realistic, and those with kids will truly experience what is like to have kids and how that affects Your bank account, while everyone will be constantly against the clock and in constant debt due to the taxes, insurance, and car maintenance.

@@andresf.7563 And then losing half your wages for child support after the other parent files for divorce and the court rules against you for arbitrary reasons.

@@sik3xploitdon’t forget the increase in economy! And national pandemics, the way the market increases and job salaries stay the same, inflation etc…. Sigh.

I feel like the gambler should also be balanced by having way more dice rolls than the other jobs. Like, if the gambler lands/crosses Payday, they need to roll a die, and if it’s a 6 they get all the money, 2-5 it’s half or some percent of the money, and 1 they lose money or don’t get paid.

Roleplay?

You can’t get an Oscar if you’re not acting

You can't win an oscar for a autobiography.

Roleplay?

He was the gambler on the train bound for Dover.

how did you post this before the video released

@@liam.28patreon early access

@@ddunfuh9239 ok

​@@liam.28 Pure skill.

Man I swear you people are too stupid to remember patreon exists@@liam.28

Vale is training her emperor Palpatine and Darth Vader style

Behind every great man is a great woman. Behind every great green gender is a great Goblin.

Maivi makes a great subjects for the development of Stockholm syndrome

nah shes the judas goat, the one that leads the other ones into the slaughterhouse, but is themself fine afterwards

Every great con needs a great accomplice.

I mean going to college is already a gamble on its own, so there wouldn’t be a need to add a profession of “gambler” as you’ve already have all the negative effects from it.

@@Burning_Marshmallow Many College Students turn to gambling to “pay” off their debt. That’s why such change would be for the sake of realism, not gameplay purposes.

It also should’ve been riskier, where you can lose the job just like the trust fund baby and possibly also go into inescapable debt. That way it’s a TRUE gamble. Would love to see a sequel where you have to pay for your child(ren)’s tuition or not, with cards reflecting both (like one becomes a bum and wastes their tuition, or they make it as an entrepreneur and disowns you if you gave preferential tuition to other children). It should be like insane monopoly-levels of torture.

@@chinsaw2727 That does make a lot of sense. It would be funny to see someones already horrible debt double a couple of times just to break even at the very end, while still being in debt.

@@kugelblitzkrieg I think instead you should have the option to quit the gambling job; no true gambler will ever lose it beyond their control

Had pneumonia in college, completely decked me and really limited what I could do for a long while without becoming incredibly exhausted. All the best to you feeling better January.

Please feel better soon! Praying for your recovering

Feel better soon x

lets fucking go

Get well soon my man

Also more fun than the real game

Drawed

drawed sounds so wrong

​@@DecisionsRQuestionable I believe the proper form would be "has/had drawn". Drew is somethin' people say but I think thats one of the american "improper" past tenses like Sung/Sang.

I've corrected it to "drew". English is not my first language and I wrote the comment without thinking about it too much.

He painted it you troglodyte

you're lucky you weren't dragged in

Yeah you probably should be glad you weren’t a part of this one.

Fun test right

Q errar Q bush

Omg yeah, he actually makes(coding or not) a fair game that has been play tested and just invites some of his normal victims(Lynx, Maivi, Chamber, Candy, Soll, Virtial, etc) and watches the chaos ensue

I think they played a normal game of Diplomacy, it's just that Teddy was in a life threatening situation

​@@tundcwe123but Vale didn't make that so it's more believable that it's normal than if he did

@@tundcwe123 Normal Diplomacy is already a torture game.

Stop, you might give him an idea.

also holy shit this is probably the funniest video yet im in tears at m0 flunking out and earning 6 shilling

Make it a paradox quiz show

“I Made A Board Game To Torture People” and idk.

Wait cubic? No way they make you find the volume of a field

Question 2 would be 0, as a football field is a plane

Which kind of football?

A trust-fund baby who eventually played League professionally? Even gambling is more honest than that... 😂

@@BaronVonMott Gambling takes a lot more skill too.

​@@jaeusa160considering he plays on the lcs you are not wrong

@@jaeusa160 he was more rounder than gambler tbh

American here: what's the deal with DB? It sounds like the employees are nice enough, but the company sucks at their business lol.

@@mantha6912 The deal with DB is that it got privatized in some thatcher-esque effort to make it more efficient, but all it did was make them profit oriented and so they let the rail network rot and kept unperpaying the conductors and now it's always strikes and construction and like always people are too stupid to blame the fuckups at the top

ah :/@@SuperDropsX

@@mantha6912 As @SuperDropsX explained, they got privatized and turned into a profit oriented company (even though the state is still the lone shareholder). To summarize how much they let the stuff rot: 30-50 years ago, the phrase "Pünktlich wie die Deutsche Bahn" (= as punctual as a german train) was used as a compliment for people who are reliable and always on time. In 2021, only 65.2% of interregional trains were on time. And if that sounds bad, keep in mind, that firstly a train counts as on time if it arrives at its destination less than six minutes later than planned. This might sound somewhat reasonable, but it also means that your train might arrive "on time" but you end up missing your connection. Additionally, a train that got cancelled doesn't appear in that statistic at all. I mostly use the regional public transport and I've also seen some things. Every winter, they have to reduce the frequency of their trains because too many conductors are sick (I mean yeah, that happens, but if that happens year after year, you'd think they would plan ahead). Other reasons why they reduced the frequency included that they realized they can't couple different models of trains and that the wheels wore down faster than expected. Some other highlights of my daily commutes include: -A train being stuck in the station for 90 min, because one door was defective and the train couldn't start with it opended -A train taking a wrong turn. All passengers then had to leave the train and take a much smaller one to get back to the last station -One of the extendable boards used to cover the gap between train and platform could not be retracted, because the train was overloaded and the board was pressed onto the ground too hard. Every passenger had to leave the train, so that the conductor could close all of the doors and open them again without the board. This caused quite the delay. And of course there are also lots of delays and often cancellations in regional transport.

Strike longer than one day at a time ? Wow, as a friend from across the Rhine, that sounds like absolutely nothing, it's wild ^^

Jokes on you, Vale is fully aware of that and he will never make a fair game

@@equilintogo5378maybe the fair game was the friends we lost along the way

Vale? Fair game? Im not a gambling man, but i wouldnt bet on it

pretty sure they have no choice at this point

​@@xaviersavard6343 Didn't you watch the video? Why aren't you a gambling man!

And you can work at home!

Really good hours, too!

@@battadia Don’t forget about the random $1 (even though I get paid in pounds) bonuses. Makes work so much more exciting!

If this is actually your job, I’m sorry if this is really rude, but why? Is 2000 pounds a lot where you live? I’m very confused. Sorry if this comes off as ignorant.

@@Atellas it’s a joke, all is well :)

The strongest present gambler vs the strongest league player in history

Stand proud lynx, you're strong

i do gotta ask are they known for bad trains

The trains are not bad mostly but they're late, really really late... It's a good meme in germany but in general it's just sad ​@@naenaemister5048

@@naenaemister5048 nah their trains are amazing their compliance with the timetable however is not

although when i was in germany back in 2008 i've been told the exact opposite, that they had it to seconds

@@ser_igelI’ve been to Germany this August and I can tell you that the DB has an incredible network with a less than good timetable management

JOBBIE IS FREE!

that exchange was beyond hilarious

It was pretty funny but the iron lung free lunch had me in tears

I like this version more than the official versions, it's actually fun and painful like Monopoly.

Well, its up on the tabletop simulator workshop, so you only need the game and friends

He put wet socks on and slept with the window open to get pneumonia. Anything is better than vale’s torture

Thanks for making it super internet star fridge

they locked me in a room…

​@@solo4559a rubber room

​@@solo4559a rubber room....

​@@solo4559A rubber room with rat-human hybrid children.

Doesn't the ChatGPT game count? It's the most playable of his games.

@@justindieterich1773 vale didnt make it tho, thats the entire reason why its fair

this is such a beautifully specific comment.

ur a brave one 🙏🙏🙏

@@cadenisforeverbored1612 bruh i lasted 2 weeks before i moved to retail. Fuck that shit.

I hope you didn't become an Ape Urine collector afterwards...

@@user-iw1zz2en4k nope, i have not sunk that low lol.

L pfp

And I'd watch another 999999 episodes

Just like the real U.S.! :'D

Good

ingenious

Suprised at the pfp

@@malice6081 Why?

i have great news

Pogs in the chat

Yes he just brings in some of his normal victims(Lynx, Maivi, Candy, Chamber, Soll, Virtial, etc) and just tells them something is wrong about the game and the first person to guess it gets a certain amount of money but their's actually nothing wrong with the game and no one was getting any money

So like, normal valefisk