My Mother Made me Homeless… so I took HER KIDS, HER HOUSE, HER JOB, HER LIFE - Reddit Podcast 

To the guy who made his mother homeless: First of all, you didn't do that to her. She did it to herself. You didn't do anything except make sure she received the correct consequences for the wicked things she's done. And I disagree that "no one wins." The younger siblings definitely win because they are no longer in the custody of that evil woman. NTA

That first story was the most tragic that I have heard on Reddit reads. I can't even comprehend how a mother could abuse her children like that.

‘Begone you feckulant hag and take your misarable and selfish behaviour with you’ This one got me laughing SO HARD BAHAHAHAH

For Story #4, they really could have allowed the photographer to have a plate of food and some water, and a chance to sit down. It's just the right thing to do, and a happy photographer likely means better pictures.

I actually feel for the OP in story 1. His mother really ruined his life. Given how well he was doing in college, you know he's smart and capable. She put him into situations that just didn't let him reach his full potential (at the time of this post). While some people can push through the abuse, better themselves and escape, not everyone can. It's really sad when people just succumb to all the bad in their life. I hope he does look into therapy or something to help him feel better about himself, to stop drinking and overall turn his life around.

3:05 I never heard you stop to chuckle at anything before! XD

Story 1: I'm sorry OP and his siblings had to go through all that trauma, I wish them the best of luck. Story 2: If the wife's cooking is really that bad, I think she either has to take some classes, or resort to microwave meals. A good meal is important, you can't compromise on that just to make sure the wife's feelings aren't hurt. Story 3: Hey, if that old Karen really did stay quiet after OP scared her off, I'd say he did the neighborhood a massive favor. Story 4: Normally I'd say that you don't mess with someone's wedding, but the groom here was totally unreasonable. How can you ask a FRIEND to work non-stop for hours with no breaks, and not even arrange some FOOD for him? It sounds like this was not a case of 'Oh sorry I forgot about that' but more like 'I don't care about your conditions, you will work for me'. I can't say OP was in the wrong.

The old lady had it coming. He didn't attack her or anything, just used his theater voice to spook her.

Story 1: if op's mother end up in jail she should try to contact someone who is in that jail so that person would pee in her mothers Lipton. Never leave good revenge at halfway through.

The guy giving him $250 for photos is nothing. The groom was the jerk. The LEAST they could do was feed and make sure he had something to drink as it was so hot. Taking a 20 minute break after all he had done for the day was nothing. People just don’t get it. People are so ungrateful.

Damn... You are not the jerk. Your mother was beyond heartless. She easily damaged her relationships with her family beyond repair. She is beyond help.

I remember there being an update to story 1, the aunt was an enabler and helped her stay on her feet, and both the mom and the aunt wound up going and spending time in the slammer if I remember right.

Story 3 made me laugh so hard. I would've died if I witnessed that happening,

The Last story: all I gotta say is, photographers aren't machines, they're people that need food and water.

A wise man once said: Those that have treated me with kindness, I will repay that kindness tenfold - And those that treat me with injustice, I shall repay that injustice a thousand times over.

"And that i peed in her lipton" i shouldn't have laughed but that got me dying😂😂😂

There's something adorable about the narrator nearly losing it with the line about rubbing forks between the buttcheeks. I did too, dude.

3:05 Lol dinner had extra flavour 😂

3:06 omg that giggle was so cute !!!

My mother was the same way, and still is to this day, but the day came that she needed my help to get by. When she told me she expected me to do all her cooking, cleaning, errand running, etc, and she expected me to do that with no time for making an income so I can have a place to live, or food to keep me alive, and said she wouldn't allow me to sleep on her sofa or have so much as a cup of her tea, she learned the value of being as respectful to your kids as you expect them to be to you, because I let her know what she expected was unreasonable

I know laughing at people is bad but when the people are karen its justified and I love it

Story 1: the opening on the tea, and the butt cheek spoon part was hilarious, also for the OP when she dies do the same that you did to her tea, but this time do it in her grave

Story 3 had me laughing so hard that my nose is now running! 😂😂

Story #3. Dang, I wish I had that type of voice. He woke the house AND the neighborhood. "Feculent hag!" Priceless!

Bro the I peed in the Lipton 😂😂😂

(Story #1) NO WAY! You are not even close to being close to being a jerk.I honestly fell as if you were being generous. She deserved alot worse by how terrible she was treating people.

Man I love your theatre voice

I know how tragic story one is. But i cant stop laughing at story 3

I feel for OP because what example did he have? I’m not excusing his behavior but damn, at least after all he went through, he still has some sympathy and is aware of his problems

When you could not hold in the laughter was hilarious

15:32 “BE GONE YOU FECKULANT HAG!!”

The good thing in story 1 is that he knew that he couldn't take on a parental role. I think that once he is ready he can take his siblings in

Give her cooking classes as a gift. She's already said she wants to learn and he works a bunch

I really feel for OP. My mother was also extremely abusive and made me homeless a couple of times. Also, had the police take me away and lock me up in the looney bin in a bid to take my kids. Thankfully the doctors saw right through it and I was released after a couple of days. I do have bi-polar, OCD, severe anxiety and PTSD but I take my meds and work on myself. Anyway, I have been no contact with her for a decade now bc even tho I forgave her for all she did to me and my brothers, I couldn't forgive her when she started fuking w my kids. That was my line. She treated us so badly that I never wanted kids for fear that I wouldn't know how to love them and treat them properly. My kids are amazing and doing amazing btw. As of my last contact with her she was still in denial about all the horror she put us through. My 3rd stepdad had no clue about any of it. She even threw my middle brother out when he was 3years old!! In the middle of the night. And proceeded to act like he never existed, but I remembered him clearly which caused severe trust issues my whole life bc if I can't trust my mother who in the world could I trust?? She lied to my stepdad and told him my brother was severely retarded and had to be institutionalized. Imagine his surprise when my perfectly normal brother showed up one day!! My aunt was dying and she loved me like no one else and knew where he was, so her parting gift to me was reuniting us. Unfortunately for him our father was also a POS so he didn't get to avoid the abuse. He just had a different abuser. I hope OP can someday put all the pain and misery behind. I'm an adult w 4 kids and I still deal with a lot bc of my childhood.

Story 1: man, you made me cry a little. Relatable. You're not a jerk, she deserves this. Story 2: nah, you're not a jerk. Story 3: not a jerk. Story 4: the groom is the jerk

I lived that same kind of life, there are many of us.

That woman does not have a heart, she doesnt drink or do drugs so she was 100% aware of what she was doing and she still did it

I feel really bad for OP And no you are not the jerk wishing you a better life

Love the stories and these people are so entitled

Bro couldn’t even keep it together when he read the revenge

Story 1: Just what do you even say to something like that? What can you say that would be of any help? This guy has had it rough, I can't imagine being hated by my own mother to such an extent that she would go out of her way to hurt me at every opportunity. Story 3: Well... he IS the jerk in that scenario, but then so is the neighbour. And honestly that is just a hilarious way to deal with the situation, so bravo! But no encore, please...

It’s honestly for the best that the kids are housed together. It can be hard but the amount of abuse you and the siblings experienced, they need to get out of that house no matter what

I would say "Yes!!" because I know if I'm in that situation I would plan photos, write the time stamps & file them all at once then send them off to court

always excited when you upload, your upload schedule is perfect, keep it up!

3:10 I love how he fell out of character, and started laughing as he read the line. 😂😂

I would say not a jerk for the first story because he has been abused by his mother for years making him what he would be now. Plus that with his little sister being abused as well. I do hope he does get better in the future and I do hope he gets to take care of his siblings in the future as well.

I have NEVER been to a wedding where the photographer was not offered food and drink on top of getting paid! The groom definitely was the jerk.

Man if I had a mom like that I would do the exact same thing if not more

i ate so much popcorn while watching this

I’m in a mens trauma support group. This is one of the worst stories i’ve ever heard and i’ve talked to men that have had things im not comfortable talking about done to them.

bro even the narator gout out of character bc of what the first person was doing

Bro really didn’t let that slide.

The way he broke character at 3:04 got me crying😂

Not the jerk and in self defense you had to destroy your mother in order to stop her abusive behavior. Yes a stronger person might be able to do better but we all have to work with what we have. Ultimately you did a service for yourself and your siblings despite whatever any of you may have lost or will lose.

"and that I peed on her Lipton" this individual is not very sane XD and i love it

1st story: trying to remember that we're hearing only one side of the story, but OP's mom sounds like my biological mother and I'm inclined to believe them. In that light, I'm going to say not only NTA, but literally anything short of straight-up torture and murder (together, not separately, together. It has to be both) would also be NTA. So, to be _100%_ clear: your revenge=NTA, murder=NTA, torture=NTA, torture AND murder=you took it too far, ESH.

Dude the second story is so fire dude LOL.

for the op of the first story: i had to deal with this too but it was much worse. now i have a few gunshot wounds and cancer thanks to my mom.

15:32 BEST. LINE. EVER.

When my friend's help me move I get them food booze whatever and whenever they need a break they can take one. The groom is a jerk. How can you expect someone to work so long without a break? How can you mistreat your friend it even your spouse's friend like that? I would be surprised if they remained friends after the wedding

Hope it gets better for 1st story. Hope he finds the resources & support that helps to get his life on track. Every one has a breaking point . . . Where the gloves come off. Hope your life improves for you and your siblings.❤️

I was the "official" photographer (note I'm not a professional photographer, however I do take some great photo's) at my friends wedding a couple of years ago... I did it for free and they loved the photos I took (now I'm wishing I asked for some payment). We're still friends and at least I was fed, but I would have enjoyed it a lot more if I wasn't sick at the time.

I love the "break of character" at 3:05 If I was reading I probably couldn't get it the first try either lol

Glad your siblings are doing well. What a shame they had to lose everything.

Oh my god you are a human??? You sound so serious and i love reading ur stories and this is the first time ive heard you laugh

To the op of the first story, on the 12th of next month (Sept) I will be sober for 26 years through AA. I can vouch for this program if you are willing to give it your all. May you find sobriety and peace of mind. You can look up local meetings on the internet. Best wishes!

Wow that story is a lot like mine I survived despite my mother's attempts to extinguish my life. Age 41 in 2010, I had enough of the hands around my throat. I haven't seen any of the family since.

lol That guy projecting his voice got me rolling on the floor! Love that, no your not a jerk.

Even if the first story is very sad, i loved when you laughed, i laughed at your laugh, idk it was just a funny moment

For story 4- wtf?! They couldn’t even give OP any food or water?? That’s appalling. I work as a character actor for kids’ birthday parties and events and the hosts are always kind enough to offer me food and water even when I’m working. I’d do the same for anyonE if I were to host an event. It’s just human decency

I’ve only read the first 2 stories but I believe the op’s in both of these stories aren’t the jerks

The thumbnail woman not only got everything took from her but also her hydration

Lmao the 3rd story I can't stop laughing

3:06 😂😂 even the narrator laughed at that part which he never does

15:32 dude, that. Is. LEGENDARY, lol

This is the first time I heard the narrator break character and chuckle at a story 🤣

Honestly, I’ve been listening to the jerk Podcasts and they’re really good. I think I enjoy them a lot more than other things.

"Rubbed her forks and spoons between- *tries not to laugh* between my butt cheeks" *laughs like hell* man, that's the most funniest shit I'd ever seen, I bet he (the first OP) has the ability to twerk cause he would be mistaken for a girl

Bruh, at that point I wouldn't even call her "mother" I would just call her, "birthgiver"

The mom in the first story got what was coming to her.

“And tell her that it was all me, that i peed in her lipton” 🤣😂🤣

Honestly Opie the first story this is a case that's more common than you realize whether it's a mother it's a father I understand everything you're going through. I just want you to know that there is hope no matter what don't ever forget hope there is a way you can survive this and you can overcome just don't forget that your brother and sisters believe in you and I love you and that's sometimes stronger than death love is stronger than death and Hate and and for what it's worth your mother got exactly what she wanted she wanted to consequences and she got consequences. Sometimes people make their own Karma right her people realize it or not

You are not the jerk the mom is it isn’t right to take out anger on a child

On story one, I really hope he gets help. He keeps sliding down. A support group may help but he has to let go and realize you can't change what others did to you. Only what you do for you. I was in foster care and it was a nightmare. I got adopted and life got better but I almost blew it. Stop beating yourself up for what others have done it was out of your control. You now have control and need help getting a grip of it. A good friend to help if nothing else or volunteer for a shelter and share with others. Find what will help you. There are many paths and drop the load of guilt. It was not your fault.

"BE GONE YOU FECULENT HAG!!" 😂🤣

The story when the guy yells at the Karen in his theater voice. Hell I would have walked over laughing my ass off and asked for his number and see if I could get him to tell off anyone that pisses me off lmao

bro why did i laugh so hard at the "rubbing forks and spoons between my buttcheeks" part

I had a roommate who used to thrash the kitchen and leave it. He thought since he cooked he didn't have to wash any dishes, despite the fact I cooked for myself. I didn't move away from my parents so I could have chores and a dinner time etc.

gotta love the world class quality mobile games used in these clips

Giving him a place to rest would be the LEAST you could do

3:05 - 3:08 I don't blame you for not keeping a straight face. 15:32 😂😂😂

No one can truly judge you for your actions because it’s near impossible to know exactly the full experience the lead to certain actions you made your choice and whether people agree or disagree is beside the point since it doesn’t really matter since you’re the only one who was affected aside from your siblings and your horrible mother. My point as you are the one who had to live through the suffering and nobody can fully appreciate the position you were in. The only thing I’ll be curious about is know everything has been done how do you feel about it

story 1: what about you also press charges for multiple counts of attempted murder and assault (basically what she did to you all those years): in addition to all you did, she could also get life in prison (yes, the sentence for ONE count of attempted murder is life in prison, so you can imagine what could happen to her...)

3:07 heard him laugh for the first time 🤣

15:32 I LITERALLY DIDN’T EXPECTED THAT 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

3:00 the butt cheeks part got me DED. 😂😂😂

holy shit 19 years with this criminal and this guy is able to dont talk and always remain calm during that aberrant situations? wow i think not most of the people are able to resist like that for so long

I love how he broke character 3:07

3:09 that laugh at least confirmed that he's not an AI voice

King Lear: you.,narrator, have NEVER dealt with such a creature. Photo guy. Good for him