My Random Thoughts (James Edition) 

You know why an archeologist’s life is sad? Their life lies in ruins

You know what us archaeologists say: "jakes 4 archersdgakl;sdfrgioas" Amiright?

My mother taught me that when it’s raining and we see the sun, the fairy is giving birth. Don’t ask me to explain, because I don’t get it either. It’s just fun to say and get weird looks from my friends.

It actually rained when the sun was still out at my house one time. It was truly amazing. You don't get that every day.

In the philippines, raining while the sun is out is called "there are frogs getting married"

The devil is kissing his wife The devil is beating his wife The devil is beating his wife and marrying his daughter *_SWEET HOME ALABAMA_*

Back when I was in 6th grade, whenever I asked my advisor what time it was she would say “it’s quarter of” and my advisor was known as the ruthless teacher in the 6th grade, so I couldn’t really question what it means. 😅

I laughed harder than I probably should have at the armies/sleevies joke 🤣

"...everytime you smell something, it gets a tiny bit lighter." Losing Weight 101: Sniff yourself until you have lost the desired amount of weight. (edit) I live in Rhode Island and always call a "water fountain" a bubbler. (edit 2) Gaining weight 101: Sniff everything you see.

#1 on trending..... this is one small step for James.. BUT one giant step for America.. Edit: holy crap 1k likes that's the most like I've ever gotten. I care more about the comments though. (16k now, may 12th, 2020)

Fun fact: In Tennessee every soda is called Coke. If you go to a restaurant and ask if you want a drink and you say I’ll have a Coke, they will ask what kind. And you can say Orange Fanta.

who else is binging odd1sout videos 😅

2:10 the archeology joke: An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets, the more interested he is in her.

James: I wanted to become a math educator Also James: *takes 15 minutes to calculate quarter to eight

such an easter egg in the subtitles at the beginning. "so jaiden, is it alright if i make a video about my random thoughts?" [Jaiden]"No. Expect a call from my lawyers"

I feel like the whole archeology jokes thing can just be defined as “inside jokes” Edit: thank you stranger just now for liking my comment!

"We're hairless animals" *looks at legs* *ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?*

James: everytime you smell something it gets a tiny bit lighter Me: starts sniffing myself

I’ve just made it a daily thing where if I’m feeling stressed, I’ll relax and watch Odd1sOut

I remember my parents used to just say "it's a quarter til." Not even specifying what hour they're referring to. Which means I'll have to ask them: "A QUARTER TIL WHAT!?" ...calmly

RU-vid: "This video is blocked in your country" Germany Viewers: What have you done this time, James..

What did the fossil say to the archeologist? Nothing. Fossils can't speak.

5:21 if you drew this accurately, then I think I have that exact same shirt and it also used to be one of my favorite shirts! awesome :D

France's version of when it raining and the sun's out is literally sweet home Alabama.

Jaiden: *makes video* James: Hippidy hoppidy this is now my property

so if you smell yourself....... you lose weight? Edit 4/10/2021: Guys this is a joke calm down

That was the most violent laugh about hitler I’ve ever heard.

6:11 “Even the Devil can find love!” The Devil in my cuphead AU: *Married with a wife (My OC) he loves alot*

"I'm not stealing it, I'm plagiarizing it." -James 2017

in Japan when the suns out and its raining they say that it's a fox's wedding because in Japanese culture foxes are magical and sly. :)

The tiny hair that we can’t see: “🤣🤣🤣🤣”

3:28 there a two clocks behind you(analog is better). 6:58 wait we do?!? I’VE NEVER HEARD OF THIS!!!!

Down south: The devil meeting his wife France: The devil beating his wife and marrying his daughter Tennessee: The Devil kissing his wife James: WOAH France! I'd expect that from TENNESSEE! Alabama: am I a joke to you?

James: I'm not stealing I'm plagurising it! **Becomes number one on trending** Adam: oh thats a cool idea!

“I think people find animals with fur/feathers/scales prettier Me: *pulls up feathers on owl’s legs* …not anymore

In Bulgaria when it raining and the sun is out we say ,,The bear is having a wedding “

“Mosquitoes prefer type O blood” Me having type O blood: Well yet another reason why I don’t leave my house

“The devil is beating his wife, and marrying his daughter” SWeET HoME ALaBaMA

In Pakistan, when the sun is out and it's raining we call it "رحمت کی بارش" which means actually means "Rain of blessing/Mercy" and people say whatever you pray will have a higher chance of getting granted. Of course it's a myth but I don't know why but I can't seem to accept it being one 😂

In order to restore James's love for sunny rainy days, in Bulgaria, we say that it's the devil's wedding day

Theodd1sout is so strong he can smell blood without having a nose.

As a French I've never heard this expression before and trust me we have a LOT of weird expression. Or don't trust me. Because I'm French.

“I don’t even wanna know what you call snowstorms” 😱💀 WHA-

Thank you James for all the great videos you make for us we appreciate you thank you

I've lived in the south my whole life and i have never heard of the "devil beating his wife" phrase.

“Fly safe!” James: i have no control over that! “Fly safe!” Me: you too

It’s been years since I first watched this and most of them I think about at least once a month.

Best music video i've seen ever😢❤❤❤ Great job james🎉 The song is awesome

My random thoughts: *Is it weird to think that your fingers are really just extra arms for your arms, or that your toes are really just extra feet for your feet?*

James: every time you sniff something it gets lighter Me: *sniffs stomach* edit: omg tysm for the likes!!!

James-Can i make a video about MY random thoughts? Jaiden-No,expect a call from my lawyers James-to the subtitles U GOOOO

“How to we get happiness. Well I call it drugs” “ I swear I don’t do drugs” so is he not happy

WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT JAMES AWESOME ANIMATING

Wait I coulda sworn it was the devil is BEATing his... oh yeah nvm just got to that part of the video hahaha

In the grain field's of Nebraska they have breakfast-dinner- Supper. No lunch ??? But dinners around 12:pm 😂

Lmao, I love how you put washroom in Wisconsin (I'm a Wisconsinite) and I can confirm it's bathroom

James: I think people think that animals covered in hair more cute. *tarantulas have entered the room*

"The devil is marrying his daughter" ALABAMA 100 thx 4 likes btw :)

The subtitles lol: “Jaiden, is it ok if I talk about MY random thoughts?” “[JAIDEN] no. Expect a call from my lawyers”

Whenever someone asks: why are you wearing a seatbelt it's just a few blocks away? Ummm cause James told me? I've been programmed by now.

Up north(or at least Washington) “devil beating his wife” is just “orphan tears” FREAKING ORPHAN TEARS

James, here's a world of jokes you've never considered: sign language. Make the sign for milk and move it past your eyes, pasteurized milk. It's glorious.

I think this is like my 10th video in the James playlist that I’m watching lol

This video. This is the video that triggered my mild contamination OCD. The ‘if you can smell it, there’s particles of that that’ if I smell something like human waste I freak out. If someone farts in the kitchen I am convinced that everything including the food is now dirty and I can’t eat it. I will throw away new food. I have panic attacks over the order that I do my laundry in. Oh well I’m still gonna continue to watch and love this channel. 😂

James: “I hate it when someone says ‘It’s a quarter to ________”’ Also James: “I wish we would say a quarter to other numbers more”

Archeology joke: Why did the doctor become an archeologist? His career was in RUINS HAHAHAHHAHAHA I'll leave now... Edit: Spelling errors

So that's why so many people are obsessed with finding Bigfoot.

I think James is the only other person who can draw Jaiden’s hair

James: Every time we smell something, it gets a little lighter. Me: bETteR StARt SmeLLiNg tHE wEighTs

My mom:WHAT ARE U WATCHING?!! Me: SOMETHING EDUCATIONAL MY MOM: ABOUT WHAT? Me:RANDOM STUff!

The plane and the safe flight thing is so true!!!

I'm French and I never heard anything like that sentence for when it's both raining and sunny x) We usually just look for a rainbow !

In the article that James showed us when the devil is beating his wife it say 'in Liberia it is said that the devil is fighting with his wife over a chicken bone

so if we smell ourselves.... we will become lighter? *starts sniffing self aggressively* 😂 newest workout lol

yeah welcome to tennessee we are KIND OF cool sometimes

Random Thoughts "Why do you park in a driveway and drive on a parkway?" "All foods have the same taste, we just react to the food differently" "Bananas and avocados are the only fruit to have no juice whatsoever" "Someone could've altered the past and we'd have no way of knowing" "Why do laundry baskets have holes on the sides?" "French Toast, French Toast, French Toast" "Can mind readers control their ability or does it happen automatically?" "Massaging is paying to do what anybody can do for free" "Lego people, gingerbread men, and action figures live in homes made of their own flesh" "YAHOO-" "Stealing is just permanently borrowing without permission" "One bird can't make a pun, but toucan." "Corn and bread are technically burnt twice. Corn burns into popcorn, then burnt popcorn, and bread burns into toast, then burnt toast. "A large amount of libraries have a mirror in or nearby the comedy section." "Mother, I require sustenance" "In an alternate universe everybody is Shrek." "Unlike in cartoons, some people get more cowardly as they get older" "For all we know, turkeys could actually be incredibly smart, they're just pretending to be stupid." "MOO-" "Why is this comment still going" "Your choices in life don't actually matter, as everything that's happened and ever will happen is already set in stone." "Catapults are weaponized see-saws" "If you're still reading this, say something in the replies. Like actually say the word something." "People who like spicy food are technically pyromaniacs" "If you spell applesauce with just a, you get AAAAAA-" "Mosquitoes are the worst things in existence" "Fish." "Never gonna give you up" "[Insert the entire Bee Movie script here]"

Jaiden's random thoughts: Half popped popcorns. James' random thoughts: Atoms, Dopamines

In my country when the sun is out while its raining, We call it the sun is out while its raining

"things with more hair are cuter" leg hair: allow us to introduce ourselves

In James's wikipedia search; theres Malayalam for raining with sun like "KURUKKANTE KALYANAM"

2:10 "Theres a *hole* other world of jokes"

As a native Tennessean, I can confirm that we don't say that. Never heard that in my life, even from the old people. Pretty sure you're just crazy.

6:02 in sinhala when we see that we say "sun and rain, fox's wedding" (There's a whole folk lore dedicated to that phrase)

0:24 Yea its completely a hormone thing but the hormone that causes the sensation of happieness is serotonin. Dopamin causes satisfaction. Common misconception. (edit*) 1:50 nah bro there is still a lot of moisture in that paint that evaporates...

"the devil is beating his wife and marrying his daughter" sounds like something that would happen in greek mythology

In Mississippi when the sun was out and it was raining, we use to say "A witch is getting married" lol

7:05 In Argentina we say "Se caza una vieja” ,wich means an old woman is marrying. And that’s kinda cute 😊.

GOOD GOD YOUR THOUGHTS ARE DEEP

James: *wanted to be a math teacher* Also James: *confused by time*

"the devil beating his wife and marrying his daughter" sweet home alabama

6:05 in central Europe we call it "grandma's rain/granny's shower"

OMG you live in AZ I also do I live in Pheonix! My part does actually rain a lot near the beginning of winter

In Australia we say “it’s raining and the sun is out! There’s gonna be a 🌈 rainbow!” (So original I know)

"The devil *beating* coUGH meeting his wife"

I was driving in the rain while the sun was out and wondered what that was called and then I watched this an hour later 😂

In Australia we just call it a “sunshower” XD

*"MUSHROOM RAIN"* That's what we call sunshowers here in Russia. Because... mushrooms grow better on warm and wet ground... yup :I *P.S.* I just realized how rational and unpoetic it really sounds.

4:47 someone is banned from airplanes now

AUSTRALIA?? It’s been 6 years and I still got excited. Speaking to Australia we call rain with sun ‘A monkeys wedding’

i zoned out earlier and thought about how i could start a brewery in medival england.