Academy Anecdotes (School Stories) 

james: stay in school, right dave? dave: ...

u give me anime nosebleeds i cant help it

Man its so nice Dave stayed in school hope he even learned the laws

Its so cool to see James improve at animation and art, but man I miss this artstyle

I sneezed in assembly. But I tried to hold it in, so it sounded like a achaooachaeedeerrrrggghhhhhuuuggghhh

1:45 Two bros chillin in the sound booth 5 inches apart Because they’re not gay

5 years ago, I watched this and barely understood anything. 5 years later, I realize how funny this was.

I have dyscalculia. The beginning of lot of this video really resonated with me 😭

“AND STAY IN SCHOOL KIDS!” “right Dave? **hair playing intensifies** Dave: I don’t get paid enough for this.

James: you should always stay in school kids, right Dave? *proceeds to caress his hair*

Matpat is AMAZING! I love his videos, and yours!

I watch every odd1souts videos before but never cought that MatPat reference!

“98% of the things you learn is a waste” I think that’s what it is

Boyinaband and TheOdd1sOut in 1 video? My life is complete

What you described about the kid pulling his pants and underwear all the way down is exactly what happened to my brother in elementary school and he was in 4th or 5th grade. He claimed he knew the kid and that he was on the spectrum, but it's obvious that not all people on the spectrum do that. Otherwise I'd be hearing this story way more often. Honestly, I only had to deal with something like this once as a girl, but it was last week at a Wawa and just . . . an uncomfortable situation for all involved. When I was in 9th grade though, I did end up in a sort of similar situation . . . outside the bathroom. This was back in 2015/2016 and half the guys picked up on the earlier 2000s/1990s trend of sagging your pants. One day, a guy came in late to gym class with sagged pants. He was one of the gym teacher's favorites, so she didn't count him off for being late or not dressed out, but she had him come and usher for those of us practicing swinging the bat for softball. His back was facing the line and me and all my friends at the end of that line got to watch as he would bend down and his pants and boxers would go further and further down until he was mooning us.

He’s soooo original

C.A.R.E C: come A: and R: Rethink E: Everything

I was NOT expecting Boyinaband to pop up like that...I am very happy. Next video diss track confirmed.

James is the only famous guy that’s actually casual

Explaining what CARE stands for and my school does this 1. Cooperation 2. Assertiveness 3.responsibility 4. Empathy

i just love how James just touches Daves hair but Dave doesn't even mind

James: I was a good boy in high school Also James: * plagiarizes essay in high school*

I can’t believe that Dave would let a real adult caress his hair. (look up r/boyinaband and check the pinned comment…)

Pre-Algebra... 8th grade easiest thing ever

James:”Right Dave” Boyinaband’s next song: “don’t stay in school”

"Think about it: How many essays did you have to write for math?" **cries in IB**

Yall know you are here for 1:44

Dave ._.

James : Right Dave **Touching intensifies**

“I’m not gonna say his race cuz it doesn’t matter... CANADIAN”

Fun fact: I have actually had to write 3 different essays for my geometry class. It was torture 😂

EVERY VIDEO OF THEODD1SOUT I WATCH MAKES ME SO HAPPY EVEN WHEN I HAVENT EVEN SEEN THE FIRST TWO SECONDS OF IT!!!!

I love how he just touches his face in the booth

James: "math is easy" Also James: *admits that he cheated*

people will look back at this 100 years later and see this as a holy relic of the past.

Dave was never taught what laws there are

“We we’re pros at peeing” Wet the bed until he was 8 years old

2:55 “Keep your eyes and mind s t r a i g h t”

I love math and school.

Right Dave? *Continues to touch and smell David’s hair.*

"You should stay in school, right dave?" Me: 98% of what you learn is a waste

Jaiden: School Stories James: Academy Anecdotes Me: Educational Exposition

I remember watching this in middle school. I still hate math, I’d prefer to write an essay cause that is way easier.

That bit with Dave in the recording closet has me dying every damn time

I actually just finished an essay for math last weekend JAMES

James: *strokes boyinaband's hair and smell it* Fanfiction writers: WRITE THAT DOWN! WRITE THAT DOOOOWN!!!!

Math teachers be like: So, my milk, clothes, and bread cost altogether cost 15.32$ plus tax. I have 20$ in total so 20 - 15.32 but tax so 20 - 15.58.

I like your Netflix show .💙

C. A. R. E. It stands for, “Cry And Rethink Everything.”

“98% Of what you learn is a waste!” Life is fun lyrics lol

I wish we could learn about what we wanted to be when we grow up and develop skills for our future with a bit of the regular school stuff lol

"Maths Sucks" says the guy who wanted to be a math teacher

I actually did a “math essay” in junior high.

That cut off Hm- After stroking Dave’s hair 😂

WHAT A ODD1SOUT VIDEO THAT I HAVENT SEEN BEFORE?! IMPOSSIBLE

"Right Dave" *twirls his hair* now if this was me I would be like don't touch my hair man but Dave took that really well

James “school sucks, especially math!” Me “didn’t you say you wanted to be a math teacher?”

Like Boyinaband said...: "98% of what you learn is a waste." :/

The scene with Dave in it has not aged well😖

"i was never taught what laws there are" did not age well

I wonder how many times he had to redo that scene with Dave without laughing.

me: HOW DO I PAY TAXES? teacher: *that big yellow thing in they sky is the sun*

Bro wasn’t taught what laws there are 💀

Seeing Dave here feels weird now

BOYINABAND

"98% of what you learn is a waste." A quote in his song.

I’m glad James wasn’t a minor here this coulda been bad

Dont stay in school is my favourite song cos its so trueful

CARE: Confined Assholes Reflecting Existence This took me 5 seconds to think of... (I got noticed) (I’m Asian 😂)

As soon as you started talking about this, I thought of BoyInABand. And then I saw him. WHAAAAAAAAAAA-

james: isn't that what life's all about? me: no, life is doing things you either like or dont like until you die 🙃

2:35 Nice save🤣 Ah... Nostalgia❤

I really think James should be a comedian

James: I might as well move to China Me: I don't think you want to do that my dude

0:44 Fun fact, When I was in 10th grade my math teacher had us do an 800+ word essay anytime we finished a topic (explaining the steps, when it was created, etc.) So basically every 2 weeks we'd have to do an essay. If we failed to turn it in we failed her class (it was like 30/40% of our grade) She'd also call our families or show up at our house. If you got in trouble or missed too many days she'd add 50 words. I think a kid had to do over 2000 words at one point, which may not seem like a lot but we were from a small town and no one really cared about school.

i like how it cuts to James just petting Dave 🤣

I love how James just caresses Dave's hair/face while Dave just doesn't even react

“How many essays did you have to write in math” *A lot. I always had to “EXPLAIN” uhg*

School teaches you a lot of different stuff so everyone can connect with something. So if one thing is useless to many people it could still be useful to someone else

1:39 aged well...

"right Dave?" *SNIFF'S HAIR*

Our school had 'calm down' jars, like a glass jar with water and glitter. When the glitter settled to the bottom of the jar, your time was up. I broke one of them.....

“Ladies if you’ve never peed standing up then you’re missing out” That one girl who has: “my goals are beyond your understanding.”

James:“Here let me help” had me dying 😂 3:52

James I am literally writing a Geometry essay right now.

When James stroked daves face i died

Aaaaa wait To Kill a Mockingbird has a lot of themes about racism and it’s history in America and Shakespeare is the basis for most modern movies/tv/books. Stay in school you guys, I swear there’s a point to what they’re teaching

your art is really good I love it😁

“I won’t say his race because it doesn’t matter.” *1 minute later* “He was Asian”

People hate math because they never got on the kahoot leader board.

School stands for seven crime hours of our life

I pee’d with my pants and underwear down, when I was little😬. Screw my dad and school for not teaching me. Thank god for my brother💙

“By the time we were in elementary school we were all pros at peeing”-James 2017

"how many essays did you have to write in math?" me, who actually had to write essays in math: nervous twitching

I got the don't stay in school joke, and I'm a big fan of Dave, so I got really excited for some reason

W Dave he loves school and the kids who still go there

"how to pick a good president" *2020 intensifies*

Yeah because “ *98% of what your learn is a waste* “

Right Dave

Petition to get Mat Pat and James to collab.