My Random Thoughts 

Jaiden: I don’t know a Jacob Acorn Jacob Acorn: *sits in corner crying*

you don't know how long I wanted this video...

7:16 it’s been 6 years since this vid came out and i still immediately go for the half popped popcorn because of this side note 😭😭

Proof that Jaiden is a Bird Master - she loves birds - she held a bird - said bird liked her - she has Ari - she supports a bird healing place thingy

Jaiden: What if dogs have human intelligence? *Me: Flashbacks to Rick and Morty episode*

Jaiden: "After you've consumed 97% percent of your popcorn..." Me: "During the commercials."

Instead of the piano, use a huge organ; it'll be much more scary.

Jaiden predicted bluey

“She gave me free cilantro out of panic. It was a good day.” Lol my friend and I joke about this phrase a lot.

“ What if... the human society was *dogs* ” *Tsk, Tsk, Tsk Jaiden...* *Thats called the furry fandom*

I would watch an entire series just of random thoughts for some reason, it's weirdly calming

"What if the world was dogs?" Joe Brumm: quietly takes notes.

I hope I don't get attacked by some pianos Edit: Mario 64 flashbacks

Jaiden's Resume: animator Entertainer *Bird master*

I always help birds that hit the window. Mostly chickadees, but one time there was a hummingbird.

I don’t remember the first time I watched this video, but rewatching it I remembered how at 3:26 when she talks about half popped kernels, from then on I have specially picked out the half popped ones to eat and savor. Thanks for the life changing influence jadien! Love you❤

How strange? My contacts only have "Mom"

I want the kazoo to be a haunted instrument.

I love stick arm/leg Jaiden.

2:53 pianos are very well known and have a lot if buttons.

Jaiden: These are just my random thoughts James: So I started plagiarizing.

I have like 4 contacts 😂😂 Edit: 2 of them are my parents

So about the projects bit, when I was still in school, I tend to make it a point to get the project done as soon as possible. Stress level stays low for the duration, and once it's done, and you know it's done, stress level is at a minimum all the way to turning it in.

Could you *please* do another video ike this? I know this was a while ago, but watching someone ramble on about random things all over the place is just amazing.

There is a brand called half pops and it’s just all half popped popcorn and they can be flavored I’ve had them and they are amazing

Can confirm, holding a hummingbird is one of the most surreal experiences I’ve ever had. The poor bird kept flying in circles and falling onto the ground, so I got a medicine dropper, filled it with sugar water, and put it up to the hummingbird’s beak. I’d never realized that when a hummingbird drinks, it’s tongue actually shoots out to collect the nectar. It was so cool to see. Once it got a drink, it flew away perfectly fine. I still can’t believe I had that experience though, it was insane.

I completely agree about the half popped popcorn kernel thing. Those things are AMAZING.

What about cats?!

I am still an unborn fetus and this is a comment on this video.

Do twins ever realize one of them was a mistake? Edit: If a word in the dictionary is spelled wrong, we'll never know Edit 2: Water is a drink where its flavor is its temperature Edit 3: Do crabs think Fish are flying? Edit 4: If you died in a living room, is it still called a living room? Edit 5: Brushing your teeth is the only time you clean your skeleton Edit 6: You have known your parents for your whole life, but they have known you for a fraction of theirs Edit 7: Eraser companies make money off of failure Edit 8: Your birthday is also technically your moms birth day Edit 9: There is no proof that everyone sees the exact same colors. Edit 10: Fried chicken and fried egg are the same food in different stages Edit 11: Getting arrested is just getting legally kidnapped Edit 12: You are one decision away from having a completely different life Edit 13: Cells multiply by dividing Edit 14: Fireflies is the opposite of waterfalls Edit 15: Your tongue never sits comfortably in your mouth Edit 16: You are now breathing and blinking manually Edit 17: Who was the first person to discover milk and what were they trying to do? Edit 18: Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed potatoes Edit 19: Why do we get in a car but on a bus? Edit 20: Pizza comes in a square box, is a circle, and is cut into triangles. Make up your mind pizza places!!! Edit 21: Is Mike Wazouski blinking or winking? Edit 22: In order to fall asleep, you have to pretend to be asleep. Edit 23: Today is both the oldest you have been, but its also the youngest you will ever be again Edit 24: What is the silent letter in the word Scent, S or C? Edit 25: What have our animals named us? Edit 26: There is only one sunset, and it's been going around the world for billions of years Edit 27: When you realize the number pi is still less than the number four Edit 28: If you rip a hole in a net, there are fewer holes in it than before. Edit 29: What if oxygen actually kills you, but it takes 70-100 years for it to affect you. Edit 30: Your future self could be thinking about this exact moment. Edit 31: If you say the word "crisp," it moves from the back of your mouth to the front. Edit 32: When a pregnant woman swims, she is a human submarine. Edit 33: Your belly button is your old mouth. Edit 34: In "hide and seek" If you have found "the perfect spot"... you haven't actually found the perfect spot, because you found it. Edit 35: If you don't have your shirt tucked into your pants, aren't your pants tucked into your shirt? Edit 36: If I drink two 5 hour energy drinks, will I get 10 hours of energy or 5 hours of double energy? Edit 37: How do mermaids have children? Edit 38: What color is a mirror? Edit 39: If a baby is 9 months old when it comes into the world, isn't it still a 9 month old baby?? Edit 40: Toasters are just tanning machines for bread. Edit 41: Telling someone to be quiet makes you a hypocrite. Edit 42: Nothing is on fire, fire is on things. Edit 43: When you are swimming under water, you are also swimming above water. Edit 44: Why aren’t Apple chargers called apple juice? Edit 45: Someone came up with the alphabet, and everyone else just went with it. Edit 46: If I punch myself and it hurts, am I strong or weak? Edit 47: Dragons can’t blow out their birthday candles... Edit 48: You spend your whole life gathering guests for your funeral Edit 49: SpongeBobs house is circular, but the inside has corners...? Edit 50: You have no idea how much you have forgotten Edit 51: What if you have never seen a certain time on a clock... you wouldn’t know what time you haven’t seen. Edit 52: If the sky’s the limit, how did astronauts get to the moon? Edit 53: Why is W called double U when it should be called double V? Edit 54: When you choke on water, you have failed at the two most basic things a person could do- breathing and drinking. Edit 55: Mirrors don’t break, they multiply! Edit 56: Waffles are just pancakes with abs Edit 57: Why are they called apartments when they are together? Edit 58: If you water water, it grows. Edit 59: How did they take a picture of the world’s first camera while making it? Edit 60: When you snap your fingers, the sound that the snap makes is from your finger hurting the palm of your hand, not from the two fingers rubbing against each other. Edit 61: Pets are super weird, they are this other creature that lives in your house, but you can’t talk to each other. Edit 62: Why do we call them, “pants,” when there is only one? Edit 63: How many things are there? Edit 64: We eat pizza from the inside out Edit 65: If you say something is indescribable... you are describing it. Edit 66: If you drop an Oreo, you can safely eat two thirds of it. Edit 67: The ocean is a giant toilet.

1:20 Dogs are one of my favorite animalsand now you got me thinking about a dog society. Some TV shows already tried to guess that so maybe go from there

1:21 Jaiden: What if dogs were the humans of the Earth? Me: So Bluey?

“What if I tried to make a video that literally has no point to it?..” *Little did she know.*

Jaiden I love your videos sometimes they make me laugh and i most of the time i watch your vids because it makes me happy

2:38 always thought why horror movies never used violins, people say violins are literally the devil's instrument

That dog thing sounds like a good book idea. Called like “world of the woofs”

Wait... so if dogs played the role as humans. Wouldn’t they be thinking:” what if humans discovered their passion”

7:17 omg I literally talked about this to my friend like 2 or 3 days ago 🤣and now you're mentioning it

Did you know that here in South Africa we have a snack that was made from half popped popcorn and it is just amazing

Hey Jaden, as someone who remembers their early childhood, I can say, yes, little kids do see getting even one year older is a massive accomplishment.

"What if dogs were the people of the earth?" Zootopia 2, coming in summer of 2020

I enjoy watching your vidoes and drawing your an amazing artist

A lot of horror movies take place in old mansions/manors, which often have a piano in them. Pianos are also fairly easy to rig so that they "play" themselves, and they are also physically threatening because they're large and dangerously heavy. Of course the OG horror instrument is the pipe organ, because there's "owns a grand piano" money and "has a pipe organ built into their home" money. And rich people's homes are *terrifying*

And somewhere out there, a nine year old is sulking and cursing Jaiden

I literally cant believe this was THREE years ago-

1:22 Have you watched Bluey? It should answer it! I know its just fictional, but man, I am invested in it!

I remember the thought came into my head that it was like NK. “what if different people see the world in a different color scheme” like if I see green then that person sees it as pink but he won’t know about it because um he’s already learned and remembered that

I would like to see a ghost playing a haunted guitar or a kazoo in a movie

_Silently put the cilantro in the bag_ _That was a good day_

With the popcorn thing, my mom got me a special kind of microwave butter popcorn (because I'm lactose intolerant), and, it said on the box (or maybe it was on the bag) not to remicrowave. Well, I did end up remicrowaving the remains of the unpopped popcorn, mainly because there was just so much unpopped popcorn typically in the bag, it just seemed like a waste.

So when you’re technically talking about the dog thing, you’re just technically talking about Bluey

jaiden in 2017: "sorry kid i can't help you, you've got a cold" me in 2020 in quarantine: "how did she know?"

My Jaiden coolness meter went up a few cools after this video

0:36 I watched this when I was 11 a year before I got my first phone and remembered this and now every single contact in my phone has a description in the notes section so I will never have to deal with this

i had to google what cilantro was just to realise its just coriander

The bird master secret dog person Jaiden-- confirmed

Jaiden : They’re still innocent beings that haven’t experienced the cruelness of reality yet 2020 : heh..

Love re-watching old videos, also family guy did the whole swap dogs with humans idea.

"Someone panicked and I got free Cilantro." - This would be a good Jaiden merch t-shirt.

A ghost playing the otamatone is something you’d see in a Luigi’s Mansion game and I love it.

I love this idea! In general getting a glimpse on how other people think about the world and their random ideas it's really interesting to me! also; some thoughts about dog society... as dogs are more inherently predatory than us their society would definitively value hunting on a deeper level than humans do, or at least they'll have an innate drive to chase things and/or destroy them. probably their sports would have a similar feel to quidditch! also I imagine dog art to be primarily olfactive and tactile instead of visual, perhaps sculpture or experience based installations with interesting sounds and smells on them? now I'm wondering what dog videogames would look like, :v

I actually have pet a toucan before. if you wonder what it felt like, it felt so soft, like a blanket and the toucan was so relaxed (unlike most toucans who would bite your hand off in a moment). It was in a wild aviary (all the birds act wild and generally only come to you for food) so this chance was very rare.

“If you don’t eat the half popped kernels your missing out on some of best things in life” Me: *sad braces noises*

Jaiden: *Makes a video on her random thoughts* James: Hippity hoppity this is now my property

You went very far with that dog speech and I like it ❤😁

Pretty sure that pianos are the most common horror instrument because it’s so common in wealthy households.

I guess it’s an accomplishment that they survived that long

“I was at the grocery store getting... groceries.” Better than me

6:20 if anyone is wondering how to stop birds from smashing into windows try putting window clings up.

man even 6 years after this video came out i still always eat the half popped kernels ty jaiden

*If dogs ruled the world, their desktop would be a human*

5:26 spongebob reference. Just rewatching this video for the 5TH TIME.

I rly appreciate ur work to just entertain us viewers

Hello Jaden, do you remember at one point in the video when you said something about an assignment being due the next day and it being 10:45? You just perfectly described what is happening to me at this moment. And the exact time. I am baffled.

Jaiden: *Eats half popped popcorn kernels* Me: *Eats straight up kernels along with half popped popcorn kernels*

Jaiden: "I deleted more people than I expected I would." Monika: "This is my favorite Animator."

Hi Jaiden I really look up to you and your videos are great have a nice day😊❤

Jaiden I also love half-popped popcorn so I feel we are kindred spirits😊

If birds didn’t fly, would they do the opposite? Would the walk, or would they dig?

“Crunch in the ones that are semi popped” People with braces: *sweating intensifies*

the dog with the guitar was the perfect chance to add K.K. from animal crossing

The otamatone version of beat it is actually such a vibe

I think for the age, it's an "I'm 14 and this is deep" situation.

I want someone to love me as much as jaiden loves half popped popcorn kernels

5:19 funny thing I have to do a work which was supposed to be done last week but I'm here with over 100 words 2 hours before school

I hope the cashier lady sees this.

“ sorry kid ya got a cold can’t help ya “ 2020: yeah pretty accurate

"What kind of education would dogs create?" Probably better than anything we have presently.

Jaiden is so real for this though. I could watch her videos for hours and not get bored.

1:22 James: oddballs Jaiden: predicts bluey

2:38 I’d like to mention on how accurately drawn that piano is. People usually forget that the black notes go 2 and 3, and I’m so glad you thought of that. *very epic*

MAKE A PART 2

I am four and i believe that this video has extremely well crafted, from the fluency in the animation to the increasing complexity in the narrative talking points, as a four year old i am compelled to browse your youtube channel and find more sustenance for my four year old brain

its been six years and everytime i have a bowl of popcorn i try to understand the appeal of the half popped popcorns . it s so crunchy but maybw one day. iwill discover their true power

Me as a dog :Hey can I pet your human Other dog: sure Human: WOOF WOOF

Pianos.... *FLASHBACK TO MARIO 64*

What kind of horror movies do you watch Jaiden? I have never seen a horror movie where there's a big empty room with a piano. try watching some John Carpenter movies. Carpenter is the master of horror and I've actually met him. I'm still in contact with him, and his movies are awesome.

So we learned something important about Jaiden today... *She loves half popped popcorn*

I think half popped popcorn is... STELLAR!