I just tried my first edible at a bachelorette party the other night. Half of a 250 mg brownie. It hit me hard an hour later and I was begging for my fiance to come get me 😂
I'm with you about Big Brothers. I have an older brother when I was little he and my older sister pinned me down. They held my mouth open and he spit this long loogie and just as it would get in my mouth he'd slurp it back up. And eventually after about 5 or 6 times of this he spit it in my mouth. I immediately puked all over him 😂😂😂😂😂 And another time him and a bunch of his buddies were lighting farts in the backyard and he had a backdraft. 😂😂😂😂 Mom had to take him to the hospital for second degree anal Burns 😂😂😂😂😂
I gave my cousin a 600 mg hash brownie. She turned into Bert from Bert and Ernie for a minute before it kicked in completely and then she was just part of the couch for a couple hours. I call that getting Mundent. Feel free to use that term in a show. It's when you get so high that you can't really get up and you can't really move your arms.
Had some friends prank me back in high school, smokin hot girl gave me a brownie, it was delicious. She turns back around and says, "Where did that brownie go?" I'm all like, "I ate it," Her and my other friend proceed to tell me that the brownie had 2 hits of acid in it. Fuck I was freakin. Funny now, wasn't back then.
@@thelastword4616 don't feel bad I got off work and went to me my gfs at the times place which me and her would smoke and prank each other and I saw a blunt roach and thought nothing of it and saw a plate of brownies so I fired up the roach and ate four of them and she walks in and passes me and says you may want to go straight to bed if I was you cause you won't want to do shit cause those were weed brownies and I was geeked for what seemed like forever cause I pranked her with weed tea the week before
@Carlos Spiceywhiener because in order to OD on it, you literally have to smoke your own body weight in weed. But by the time you hit the 1/4 point you're sitting there the next day not even high and wondering why you're still smoking despite no longer having a buzz.
@Carlos Spiceywhiener I don't think they're talking about overdosing, just about the: Level 1: enjoying myself Level 2: I can see God Level 3: ok, not fun anymore It's more about staying on level 1 XD
In his defence, _"You didn't eat that whole fucking muffin did you?"_ is a question that no one in the _history of mankind_ has ever asked about a regular muffin. If you don't know a lot about edible serving sizes... 🤷
I did edibles at a festival once and walked around for an hour not feeling anything. I was thinking they were shit and didn't do anything and then I walked into the mirror maze and they kicked in. Let's just say I didn't have a good night.
Chad Wells I still haven’t learned 😂 edibles usually just make me sleepy but there’s been a few times where I have underestimated that shit and had .... interesting times lol
@@alicewest586 lol no shit me and the wife had some last night, we ate a quarter, then another two hours later, neither of us felt a thing. And she'd never had weed before period
So before I had edibles, I had been high once before and it was fun, smoked a couple more times, didn't get high....so my mate said lets have some hash brownies, I was like "sweet".....so he put half an ounce into this cake and put in oven after mixing it and there were 6 of us, the others all had 1 small piece.....me being silly thinking that I knew everything after being high once thought "I don't feel anything, I'm going to have more" so I ate another piece and I also licked the bowl to make sure that I got all the dust.......still nothing after nearly an hour. I said that I'll have more and my mate who smokes regularly said "don't do it" I said "I don't feel anything, I'll be fine"....so I ate a massive chunk, so by now I had probably like half the cake....I go sit down on the couch and BANG.....it hits me.....The room starts spinning, my movements start slowing down......and I'm thinking "I've down fucked up"........my head starts to hurt so I go lay down, I start screaming, "call the ambulance" my mates are trying to calm me down, nothing worked, then my mate who smokes came in I heard his voice and that calmed me a bit he and gave me a can of coke, after drinking it......all of a sudden, I felt a lot better, I calmed right the fuck down after that, no more headache, sat on the couch watching Rick & Morty for a few hours and just chilled out.......I was so fucking high, anytime I would turn to look at someone, it felt like a few minutes by the time I turned to them. I remember when I woke up the next day I still felt a little high, but felt fucking fantastic, like damn that was some good shit for getting you to sleep and I had a long arse sleep.
There's a lady in your audience that I keep hearing laugh, and all I can think is that she knows EXACTLY what you're talking about lmao Also, the first time I tried edibles, they were 25mg thc, and I ate two. Mainly because, an hour after the first I didn't feel anything. The SECOND I swallowed that second one, I knew I was fucked. I spent 7 hours sitting on my bed, waving my body back and forth to music lol
lmao "Uhhh...Autism?" "You mean anxiety" "That's the one!" (Part is at 3:20) Edit:damn i wake up to see a comment with 833 likes, Thanks to you all. Edit 2: Thanks for all the likes!
@@JesterLKing Because, if the government wanted to check health records it's going to show the guy was diagnosed with autism, which he doesn't have and that is malpractice, lol
My brother used to chase me all around the house (he's 7 years older than me) and when he would catch me, keep in mind that I'm just a fragile little and exhausted 6yo, my brother pins me down and spits all over my face. Then he'd fart on my face...
You can't possibly know how spot on that is if you never tried it yourself. I'm gonna remember this for the rest of my life, I can't help it. Thank you Josh, this is gold.
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I LOVE LOVE LOVE Josh and his comedy. Gosh I think he’s the only humorist that actually manages to make me laugh. I watch his videos every night before going to bed, it’s kind of the highlight of my day nowadays. Love you Josh!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 well done Josh! I will say though your delivery on the story of the muffin man was more hilarious on a clip I saw of you from years ago. THIS clip was still funny as hell though!
Omg bro what a good skit. You had my whole house laughing this evening 👏👏👌 and we all know how important it is to laugh! Glad I came across you tonight and shared the laughs
My sister gave me something and I was paranoid for hours. It was awful. The pain went away but I was convinced we were all going to die of carbon monoxide poisoning.
I thought my girlfriends mom gave me meth ... I've never done meth but I was convinced I was high on meth because I was loosing my shit paranoid as shit
That was my sister in law...I love her but she slipped me an edible that I didn't know was an edible and omg I tripped for 4 hrs and it was not good. I had to stay away from her for the rest of our trip.
Im a 37 yearold hippie mom of 3 and me and my grown son are stoned watching this and its so relatable and laughing so hard I peed like always with Josh. Thank you Josh and family for making the world a better place Love from Sweden. Hope to see you over here someday!
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First watched Josh's "Best Practical Joke Ever" & was hooked IMMEDIATELY that I had to find & watch EVERY one of his videos from start to finish!! Haven't laughed like that in a long time!! He def needs a special like yesterday....TV execs... WAKE UP!!Thanks Josh, you're fucking awesome...keep it coming!! And plan a show in E.TN cuz already got a party of 14 waiting to see u!! Love your stuff!! 💕💖💕💖
