Natsuiro Matsuri - I want an Onii-chan! 

She can be talking about the weirdest stuff, yet it still feels wholesome. Such is the paradox of Matsuri.

As both a big and little brother: it's all sunshine and rainbows until the cain instinct kicks in for some minor offense

"I don't hide my doujins" WHAT A MADLAD

"But I would like to bathe with him and sleep together..." Knowing Matsuri, this feels less than innocent...

Matsuri's sleepy voice is just too cute for me.

Matsuri has always seemed brutally honest to me, she's like, "this is who I am, take it or leave it", and it would appear that most of us are taking the first option

"I feel so empty, I want someone to pamper me." Said every hard-working person ever. The harder you work, the more you yearn for someone to just... spoil you, pamper you, make you feel like everything you're doing is worth it... and above all... stress relief...

That doesn't sound like an onii-chan, that sounds like a kareshi...

Her cast mic just gives me this "Onee-san vibe" and it's scary

But Matsuri, you already have *_"Natsuiro Shota"_* and you already slept & bathe with him xD Matsuri's doujin is hiding in the plain sight, it's the best place to hide then If there's one thing I learn from anime, don't hide it under your bed xD

Something tells me being her older brother would be fun for about a day then it would probably take a toll on you after that. Like constantly bailing her out of prison

I feel her when she says she wants to be spoiled rotten by a older sibling. Being the youngest in my family I was always the trouble maker, but as I got older you kinda wish you could be spoiled and loved by a family member like when you're younger. She sounds like a precious sister that probably would want to go everywhere with their older brother and admire him. Her poor younger brother tho, rip him for being younger lol. Though wonder if he has same thoughts and wants Matsuri to spoil him similar to how she wants to be spoiled lol. She does sound like she's lonely though, poor thing, hopefully when Japan isn't in quarantine mode she cheers up more. Lots of what if's and stuff as you get older that you wish you could have done or whatever, kind of sad once you think about it, but not much you can do once it has already happened. Thanks for translating her twitcasts, I recently within past month got into vtubers and Matsuri by far seems to be the one that has a very relatable down to Earth feel with these twitcasts. Edit: what this background image of Matsuri? Yabai

2:25 TIL: Matsuri's lil bro is a bassist, nothing else to add except mad respect for him.

She wants the doujin type older brother, idk I've never see older bros like what she wants Even my older bro sometimes forgets I exist

Considering Japan being... Japan, I'm sure there's some type of service where she can hire an onii-chan.

3:10 Matsuri: I never hide my doujins in the first place. I see, she learn it well from Gintoki.

With Matsuri I feel she's a really genuine person who's honest with herself, these chats are honestly some of the best

You know,i might be thinking too much about it but i just get so depressed watching Matsuri's talking streams. Cause theres 1 stream where she cried because of the whole Hoshikawa thing and i feel so bad for her because shes a a genuine good girl,every matsuri clip i see now where she interacts with other Vtubers i keep thinking back about that and the context of the video just shifts from cheerful to sad real quick

1:19 I LOST

it is fun to have siblings, ecspecially if you are getting along well, there is such a gap between having a lil sister/older brother and not having any at all. i have a younger sister and i could say that im having lots of fun everyday (not in a bad way)

"I want an onii-chan" -Said by someone who read too much doujin

*Parents didnt give her an Onii-chan* Matsuri: Fine, I'll be one myself

she probably just wants a boyfriend but doesn't wanna say it. it's probably more "safe" for a vtuber to say you want an "onii-chan"

I'm gonna echo Robel here. Holy shit, she clearly wants more than a big brother.

I love Matsuri's bedside talks. I mean, sure, she's genuinely genki, too, but these talks feel like another layer removed and she's more forthcoming with her thoughts. They're so therapeutic and I wish more of these would be translated. Thanks for the translation!

I want to pamper Matsuri, lol.

Doesn't sound like a bad deal, It's a free for all headpatting Matsuri and feeding her homemade crêpes, biscuits and cakes. Making some at night while she sleeps so when she gets up at morning she sees them thinking they were saved for the big bro and she eats them to tease him, while it was all according to Big bro's Keikaku to feed Matsuri.

i really love her cast

To be spoiled by an older sister or to spoil a younger sister.

Ah, the brother who would give Edward Elric a run for his money. The Matsuri Shota. Thanks for the translation and hard work.

1:19 this is for me not for you

For some reason. Authentic and Genuine Matsuri gives me more fuzzy feeling than Fubuki and Ayame Noises combined while at the same time giving me the Mio treatment of personal feeling. Its....terrifying.

"Not a single thought on little brothers" She lied as naturally as she breathed

I just realized this, but that pic you use is actually pretty lewd

Matsuri: "Why do you hide your doujins" Ya ever have christian parents I hide mine in an encrypted drive in a password protected file

As an only son who's always wanted a younger sister to spoil and take care of, this really got to me.

I mean... that kind of Oniichan is only realistically possible if it’s a boyfriend that’s doting 🤣

Matsuri is so open about literally anything. Such a wholesome girl > ~

Thank you for translating more Matsuri. After watching so many vtubers and burning out, I can chill with her 🥰🙏

she's literally describing an anime plot. matsuri is the weebest of us all

Matsuri really is the Otaku Princess. Truly based and cultured. Would simp for.

So at first I thought this is one of 'when I have negative thoughts at night (who don't anyway)' moments of Matsuri But after all, we have a quite interesting talk

Man, Matsuri is so masculine and feminine at the same time... she's pretty much the girl of my dreams from when I was younger. These days I would just want to buy her a beer, pat her head, and have her tell me everything that's troubled her so I can offer sympathy and advice. The biggest one is 'it's okay to fall in love easily like you do, but others may be scared or intimidated by how overwhelming your love is. Be honest, but also ask them to keep you in check, and try not to take their boundaries as a personal affront. They'll love you back in their own way eventually, and you can connect the two loves from there.'

Poor Matsuri just can't get over the fact she could never get an older brother for Christmas. And her honesty and openness never cease to amaze me.

1:31 ME: *CALLING FBI INTENSIFIES** 4:26 *CALLING ONU INTENSIFIES**

this cuteness damaged my to my kokoro XD

I love how her cast streams have a more podcast like vibe. Big brothers are not all that amazing though. At least mine wants to be left alone and do his own things. On a side note, I hide all doujins and stuff like that from every living being except my best friend

She be wanting an onee-chan while I want to be a decent onee-chan

Wholesome Matsuri is a treasure.

You already love your Otoutou, ya lolicon haha (Honestly, her younger brother acts more like an Onii-chan haha)

Out of everything she's admitted, i think the reverse ryona is what im legit surprised at.

I'm not sure if its cultural, you guys can tell me if it is or isn't. I think that at some point in life, there comes a time that you just need someone to tell you that you've done a great job thus far, compliment you, maybe give you a head pat or something, especially in the high stress lifestyle of Japan. And because Japan has this thing about age differences(dunno how to word it better), for the person to think it is a compliment is pretty hard. Compliment from us(matsurisu) or age below her irl = admiration/respect, rather than a genuine compliment. Though there are exceptions

Her real voice sounds so matsuri :) I also went to that twitcast link :D

Its never too late to join the Yakuza and have a bunch of Anikis

thank you for the translation, i really like Matsuri soft talk streams but i can't understand japanese well, i'm still learning and hope i'll be able to watch Vtuber and understand them without subtitle, took me 5 years to be able to listen to english speaker well, so i think it would be really hard with Japanese

little did she know..... how many people wants to be her onii-chan....

I admire her confidence lol

Dang that’s very sad to watch since I have 9 older brothers and wouldn’t imagine a world without them, I hope she gets at least the love/attention she needs from a friend or a partner.

My instinct said diabetes, but i consume this anyway.

1:19 Enjoy this button? Better use it for good use.

Her voice is soothing

in Japan they have mom, imoutos, and onee-san rentals. So they might have onii-chan rentals too

4:21 me laughing in my snuff, insects, pillory, NTR doujins

"Hah ? How do I make it a reality" looks like we have something in common

Don't be fooled from what you see in animes, having a sibling is real painful

At the very least someone has siblings even matsuri. Being alone is lonely and harsh in this world but in time it only becomes numb so much so that sometimes there is nothing inside anymore

Even I fell asleep watching this

Dangerous background. Never got to buying things like magazine so never experienced trying to hide em. I do have a draft in Gmail thought filled with codes, that I just leave there for people to check.

rent an older brother for 24h, you have the money for it

Well it become fist fight when my little sis stole my snack....hard to get along when u still a child...lost all ur parent affection..had to share ur things ...its hurts when "u are older,give up and give it to ur little sis"...but yes after u grew up ,the respect gradually increase and only then the bond get closer...well not likely the case...life style also a basic to the relationship...was what i thought

I didn't know she was into lolis and reverse ryona, I'm not even into reverse ryona but just know she's into it makes me like her more. Literally everyday I'm one step close to gachikoi, like whenever I hear people describing her as anything other than the absolute treasure she is, I think "you just don't understand Matsuri!"

Fubuki exists. Just let her pamper Matsuri

and I want to BE an Onii-chan, so... ... This is so unfair. I'd give my left arm to pamper Matsuri! Seriously. That alone would be enough to fulfill my life.

youtube: *recomends me this* me: dont mind if i diddly do

Please do more Matsuri late night talks~

Matsuri wants an older brother in her next life; isekai authors lets get writing

I mean... she can tell her parents to adopt someone older than her.

do you hide your doujin? me: gintama flashback

Well, I'm an older brother to two little brothers and a little sister

I will probably pamper her as she wish.

With that hair, she kinda looks like Sora.

Sounds like she wants to be Umaru chan.

People long for things they do not have. And So they write fantasies about having it. Imouto and Aniki. Also her brother is practicing Bass. WISE CHOICE

In some ways I understand Matsuri very well. And I have some dreams exactly like hers. But this is by no means impossible. I understand that, but still I'm sometimes sad. Pipe dreams are very demoralizing.

The first hald of the outra sounds so good (until the other have comes in and ruins the calm mindest), so anyways does anyone know a song that is something along the line of the first half of the outro?

*_step bro I'm stuck_*

Not going to lie this made me miss my little sister more ince she live so far away.

Onee-chan hoshii

i guess you can still feel lonely even after being loved by 300k peoples.

I’m ready just lmk when.

this reminds me of same disaster happened with roberu ...lol

Hmmm... I smell war...

she's definitely watching too much anime

Oh poor matsu, sounded kinda depressed in this one so much so that she sound like she have brother complex; or maybe she just have a bro complex and is depressed.

Maybe that happens in Japan, from what I’ve seen and experienced, I don’t think most older brothers are like that, maybe this depends on the sister, but me and my sister hate each other, the other one is 5 so I don’t know

2:38 *O* *M* *G*

She could always date someone with an older brother and get the family to adopt her

shit like dis is YABAI for my heart

Wish i had a chad sister like Matsuri

Reverse ryona? Hol up.