Natsuiro Matsuri - My Five Marriage Requirements 

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MATSURI!!!!! She's doing a 3D collab with Luna in a few hours, so make sure to be there!!!! Link below: ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-bxy2oLe7VwU.html

Matsuri always hitting the feels when she talks like this

"#1No Cheating" - Natsuiro "Harem Queen" Matsuri

Matsuri: No one would ever be dumb enough to be so cheesy. Luna: "The moon is beautiful..."

Whenever I watch this Matsuri side, my face always beat red for her wholesome voice and her genuine wish I really wish for her happiness to became real

Have you ever watched so many romance anime, that you clearly imagined that scene Matsuri described frame by frame? My lonely ass imagined it was Christmas Eve in that scene.

we have found one pure of heart though sometimes not the mind

Matsuri: I like cheesy stuff : ) Me: I want to protect that smile

A conversation about fantasizing the ideal partner and a asmr? Is this heaven?

When you finally found your most accurate identical type but she's waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay out of your league, damn this life isn't fair

Remember, this is from twitcast and that place is where Matsuri can just became her true self and not taking on a hololive mask.

Surprisingly pretty "realistic" requirements But Matsuri you've married Luna and Tamaki, aren't they enough for you? xD

Goodness, her voice melts my heart.

Matsuri: No cheating Luna: I'M A JOKE TO YOU!?

"Is there no one in this world?" *slowly peeking from the box*

The "kyaaaa" is real, hope she found a person that help her and love her like she deserve

For some reason this video hits me straight in the heart.

i just came from a video where she said her fetish is beating up a boy, i really dont know what to believe in anymore.

At least the requirements seem doable, Tamaki had worst. 3:54 Lmfao imagine hearing that from Tamaki. You know when someone says cheesy lines I expect they say it in order to hear a laugh or something, usually people don't mean it seriously when they do that I think. Hey man goodluck with your travel!

This realish Matsuri always gives me this weird sense of calm and closeness for some reason. The genuine feeling like you're talking to a close friend yet calm atmosphere. I don't know what to say but Matsuri Twitcasts is a one of a kind experience for me.

Will "do it" with me That's not a requirement that's a must I see she likes the cringe of a lovey dovey relationship, I know that feeling

Very simple requirements she wants, pretty much a basic ideal romance, but then that opens her up to so many different potential people, which isn't that great considering how easy it is to fill those requirements but can also be a bad person. #4 tho, やばい, her twitcast chat probably blew up there. Even her fantasy for #5 is pretty a idealistic romance situation, like how that comment said "is this a manga?"

nice, doesn't matter if it's a boy or a girl that proposes to Matsuri, she just loves to be loved

shes such a cinammon roll

I refuse to believe someone this funny is single.

"I like Little Mermaid" .... -_- I could introduce her to "Splash"

LUNA! YOU BETTER WRITE THAT DOWN!! Luna: *Andastd*

yep thats too much of a shoujo manga

Time to train boys

idk why but this is mega cute

Matsuri has a really good balance of crudeness and tenderness. It makes her feel like... acknowledging that these Vtubers are partially putting on characters-- like a real person. The most charming thing about her is that she doesn't feel 2D, like other people do when they're putting on a character. I love watching Korone and Pekora, but I couldn't imagine hanging around with them in real life. Coco is similar. But Matsuri and Fubuki are like "yeah, this is like a person I know." They probably put a lot of effort in seeming like real people (and in Fubuki's case, it's seeming like a strange person, but I've spent enough time around artists to find some kind of strange to be cool.) However, Matsuri, in the way she waffles back and forth from perverse to romantic to laughing like a seagull has a sort of ... roughness to her that makes her really believable as a person. And in believable, she becomes really endearing. It's silly to look at someone who is likely earning tens of thousands more than I do per annum and say "Oh I hope everything works out for them". Clearly, her life is going better than mine already. However, it's hard not to wish some silly-headed girl, trying to take on the world all the best in life.

I think most guys who likes watching romcom movies/shows are the ones that can land those cheesy lines really well. It's kinda similar to jokes where it can be cringy but it's definitely worth the risk.

These talks make me feels like she’s younger than me though she’s definitely not. Probably sounds a bit naive, but in a cute way

Superchat: "Can you be my Waifu?" Matsuri: Yes? Ooooooooooooooooo

Matsuri in the thumbnail is so cute!

How sweet

This feels like an ASMR, but i felt it at my heart.

so cute

I noticed the Kaguya-sama love is war thumbnail, just with natsuiro matsuri's face on it

And this is why the Matsuri Grey Zone doesn't exist. Matsuri is the embodiment of seiso with a hint of degeneracy. Perfection.

好きだよ!

I mean what she described is definitely my type of girl

i fit them all 👀 butimtooinsecureanddonttrustmyself

Matsuri really went full seiso huh? I guess she got tired of the degeneracy, either that or she got so degenerate that it cancelled it out, lmao. Thanks for the translation and hard work!

I listen to this song (The Light The Heat - "All For You") while watching this video..and holy crap it fits for some reason,,,LOL...

Those requirements are surprisingly easy.

Ah so cute.

Me too Matsuri... me too...

damn it matsuri, stop being so damn cute ..... I can't take it anymore !! This is so touching, I hope she does get someone that will do JUST THAT Idk bout her japanese audience but im sure we ultra simps will go that extra mile LMAO

I think I'm overqualified for the job. On a more serious note, the 5th would be so embarrassing, but I also would like that kind of relationship...

HNNNNNNNG, she's so seiso and pure beneath that veneer of pervy-ness. I hope she'll find a man who will treat her right, and more.

The one dislike is the guy that Matsuri rejected in highschool or something.

i think the 3rd requirement is the hardest then the 5th one

i want to think that the majority of males will do that cheesy things but only if we were ask to do it, since is also pretty common that normally girls dont like that and when we have seen innocent men trying to do it with normal girls they fail misserably and in some cases beign ridiculed for doing/saying that type of things but also maybe the girls that like it probably wants to hear it without having to ask for it so GG

This is the most girly thing she have done

That fifth requirement... ... pass... ... yet, Tamaki saying that to Matsuri... BRUH...

Just Matsuri

i was waiting for a punch line but a got a smack on heart....... can that hell spawn be too pure....... im low key want that cheese too 😑

Seiso idol

....PDA LV.9999

BAKANA. This cant be her. I dont believe what i just hear and saw. Today i saw clip she reject someone mercilessly. Dahell she just become my ideal now. Aghhh

Question, around 2:00 you use he but I’m guessing in the original it was ambiguous or did she imply or say male? Just wondering.

Um I can only give the complete opposite of those requests except the one that involves us both that you don’t have to worry we can do it as many times 😌

Holy shit i have all the requirements, sorry bois ill be having matsuri

where do i sign up

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Not really sure Tamaki ('s mom) is a good judge of impossible requirements lol. Maybe it's a takes one to know one kinda thing.

Ok

Ngl her requirements isn't difficult

Oh shit, I qualify. Guys, I qualify! What do I do? How do I apply for the job?

I think people who based their romantic endeavors like an anime by saying cheesy lines you only hear in anime will usually realize that yes it really only works in romance stories. So when you grow up you try to change your ways in romantic endeavors to fit that of real ways of trying to get with someone. There are people who still stay by the former like Matsuri here albeit its her a fantasy but let us hope she does find someone like that.

This matsuri is cute too! Edit: i deleted my comment since it might expose trouble to matsuri and other vtubers. Thank you for the info mainecp9. I wish to know more btw :) Hontoni gomenasai

was thinking women like her wouldnt like cheesy things, but yeah i miscalculated

hmm let's see . Marriage Requirements.... wait a minute..... 1. No Cheating = Luna (she never said "I love you"to anyone beside Matsuri) 2. Tell me "I Love you" = Luna( literally a lot ) 3. Won't get angry =still Luna ( she might blew up Matsuri but remember when Matsuri showed her that huge Love shape blocks and blew it up along with Luna but Luna didn't get angry about it? Imagine if your love interest show you something special just to make fun of you .....welp i better stop here) 4. Will do it with Matsuri = Luna (remember how she always sounds happy whenever Matsuri ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) her on the bed in minecraft?? ) 5.Chessy thing = Luna( everyone know how Luna can be funny ,cute and annoying the same time ) the plot thickens!

4:32 is basically how it goes between me and my gf heh, cycles between blushing -> complaining about me being too cheesy -> me telling her how cute her tantrum is -> end with a pout

is the pic is Ddlc reference just now?... Yes please

As expected from someone who read too much shoujo mangas

My dad did the first thing

I'm confused. In the video Matsuri referred to the partner as "he" but was she really talking about a guy? Or was she just talking about a partner in general, and the gender doesn't really matter?

......hol up....... I got all her criteria covered lol

I find it strange that a requirement would be no cheating. I mean, surely that would be a given. Who would marry someone that cheats on them? Also, someone who will "do it" with me. If she actually did marry a foreigner I doubt shed have any problems there, but apparently in Japan there are a lot of couples who aren't intimate with each other since they only got married in the first place for other reasons besides actually loving each other.

Why does it feel like all of Matsuri requirements and preferences are very applicable to myself? 1) Doesn't Cheat (I'm sorry I'm technically a DD) ✅ 2) I love Matsuri (Platonicly) ✅ 3) Wont ever be angry with her lovable self ✅ 4) Will do it (unless it's with a loli) ✅ 5) Matsuri is best seiso so ✅ It all checks out. But seriously, her standards seem very believable and manageable. Compared to Tamaki (Norio) 5'11 guy with an actor's face, richer than her, and has to love her, I think Matsuri has a lot better of a shot than Tamaki lmao.

Ehhh her standards are pretty lo- *5th requirement* ABORT ABORT

wait..thats what i literally do with my gf............im 100% shes gonna find a guy that does that

So Matsuri is looking for a virgin basically LOL