Navigating Woodstock's Utilities | What Every Resident Should Know 

Never having owned, it helps to have some values for this

Well I wasn't going to move, but now I am considering it. Especially because I just took a huge shit. This is dramatically shifted my perspective on the prospect of paying for utilities in Woodstock. Especially because I am not considering moving there at present, but I was. Or at least, I am now more susceptible to the idea of moving to Woodstock, so that I may now make use of this information, and pay utility bills in Woodstock. By the way, anyone seen my friend Paul? He disappeared training dolphins back in 2017. He didn't live in Woodstock, I'm just curious. He was a really good friend of mine. We used to sing wolf mating howls late into the night while drinking in my backyard. The neighbors hated us but we didn't care. That bitch Karen would throw things over the fenceline from time to time but I always made sure to leave whatever she threw back at her front door. Always while wearing an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. I needed a new heel for m'shoe. So I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. "Gimme five bees for a quarter," you'd say. Now where were we... oh yeah. The important thing was that I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. I didn't have any white onions, because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones...