Neel Kolhatkar | NEEL BEFORE ME | Full Special

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Neel Before Me Neel Kolhatkar's second comedy special filmed at the Metro Theatre in Sydney, 2016.
Written and Directed by Neel Kolhatkar
Executive Producer: Neel Kolhatkar
Produced by
GNWTV
Conceptional Media
Producers
Jordan Robinson
Andrew Taylor
Opening Acts
Daniel Muggleton
Where It's Att
Track: Drop The Bass
Download on iTunes: bit.ly/IT_Drop_The_Bass
Stream on Spotify: bit.ly/SP_Drop_The_Bass
1st Unit Camera Crew
Jordan Robinson
Martin Coombes
Ilter Cimilli
Susan Barr
Audio: Mark Davis
2nd Unit Camera Crew
Tim Mann
Aaron Bull
Nathan Johnson
Edited by Adam Krowitz
Music
Drop The Bass by Where It's Att
Hair and Make-Up: Jess Sobanski
Tik Tok: @neelkolhatkar
Instagram: / neelkolhatkar @neelkolhatkar
Facebook: / neel.kolhatk. .

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@leviiathan6548 6 лет назад

"It's not offensive if I offend everyone." That's how you end a stand up.

@jancovanderwesthuizen8070 6 лет назад

Leviathan It's my life's new motto too

@RaviTeja-ic6uh 5 лет назад

😂😂😂😂

@BR1621- 5 лет назад

#Equality@ItsFinest

@ThinWhiteAxe 5 лет назад

Best closing line ever, and should be the motto for all good comedians.

@sophieroche 6 лет назад

#objectifyNeel

@zues6706 6 лет назад

ES.AY. AM yea mate

@LetsBuild_withBabyByrd 3 года назад

10/10 would smash

@ashwn 6 лет назад

Honestly, this guy is an absolute legend, uploading his whole show for the second time despite being offered money to have it aired and gain even better recognition! Neel, youre an amazing bloke, hope you have a great future! Will definitely attend one of your next shows!

@stevananf281 6 лет назад

AshFTW just love how he keeps it authentic despite the lure of money

@saadsarwar485 4 года назад

This is genius marketing idiot

@bismillahir 4 года назад

Very less people watch tv nowadays. Good on him

@VS-np3yq 4 года назад

And cause he doesnt want censorship.

@thevillageofnod 3 года назад

Turns out comedians are the bravest among us

@ashviolet4926 6 лет назад

You were so much funnier than the crowd reaction would lead you to believe...

@ashviolet4926 6 лет назад

I agree, especially at the start there was a bit of bad timing - probably just from nerves. Was a tough crowd though, they seemed a little stiff!

@Kidlat432 6 лет назад

If this were in America...

@Skyruss24 6 лет назад

i just watched it 1.5 speed so funny

@Skyruss24 6 лет назад

no they loved it i thought atleast the loud ones did

@mamamarianovits9029 6 лет назад

Ash Middleton , agreed. I love the complete lack of any political correctness. Hilarious, talented and unapologetic certainly make for an entertaining watch.

@istoleurfaceha3527 6 лет назад

This could totally be put onto Netflix

@FingerGunProductions 6 лет назад

No they couldn't

@parkerknight8738 5 лет назад

It could be. I’d watch it everyday. 😂

@hyprtv2138 5 лет назад

Netflix is Left-leaning shit

@lucius8111 5 лет назад

Yeah this guy isn't fake an woke enough to be on Netflix

@dewaayodhyaa.9694 5 лет назад

No, you'll gave a millions of "woke" youth a seizure.

@toadsmashr 5 лет назад

Fairly dead crowd but absolutely legendary confidence and willingness to push through it with a smile on your face. Great special.

@devlinw4735 6 лет назад

well i guess i'm not doing my english essay anymore

@smizz9141 6 лет назад

Dolan 1239 lol me too hahaha

@curtpangan9833 6 лет назад

Dolan 1239 you and me mate

@theamazingasianinvasion3390 6 лет назад

Dolan 1239 lol I have an oral presentation due tomorrow I'm fucked

@devlinw4735 6 лет назад

rip what on?

@arindamchowdhury5944 6 лет назад

Theamazingasianinvasion well that is what happens after oral

@TheOneMathilde 6 лет назад

I'm just going to express how impressed by the "romantic novel" part. That was well described and hot damn

@monderr 6 лет назад

I need to sleep but I want to watch this

@monderr 6 лет назад

fuck it I'm watching this

@kenkotea9887 6 лет назад

XDmonder goodonyam8

@monderr 6 лет назад

chenleintheback it's 2 am

@Nihal-wx3th 6 лет назад

well, that escalated quick

@monderr 6 лет назад

chenleintheback lol wtf

@salimosman8188 6 лет назад

This guy is brilliant..such confidence..

@akshatghoshal6098 6 лет назад

Salim Osman confidence doesn't make u funny

@kaavyakhatri6272 5 лет назад

Yeah you wouldn't know he's nervous at all except for his hand holding the mike shaking.

@travishansen6404 5 лет назад

Akshat Ghoshal nnnnnn

@travishansen6404 5 лет назад

Akshat Ghoshal ninnnnnnn Nnnnnñnnnnnnnnñlnnnnnnnknon

@travishansen6404 5 лет назад

ZESTCAT nnnnn

@shakahbrah7934 6 лет назад

Haha I was so tired I thought he misspelled “kneel” and then I went ohhhhhhh yeahhhhh

@HarrySmith-fp2yo 6 лет назад

Fuck Off Spe

@cold.raviolis 6 лет назад

He is really attractive wow

@pagmanproductions1686 5 лет назад

You're really attractive wow

@dragonboosterbow2895 5 лет назад

U too

@libertasmorix 5 лет назад

#ObjectifyNeel 😤

@kingdon5383 4 года назад

Out Dated Farm Equipment 😂💀bro

@zenyattamondatta7757 3 года назад

Indian Daniel Radcliffe

@SomeGuy-kh7zr 6 лет назад

So much respect to you for just posting your special directly to RU-vid.

@tarker3241 5 лет назад

This was so much better than the audience is giving it credit for.

@rashaone8461 6 лет назад

not even 10 minutes into the set and im losing it!! have a billy, kick back and laugh

@jakeherington7237 6 лет назад

Terrible audience. They laughed at the ok jokes and were silent for the funny af ones.

@mrnewfe2617 4 года назад

Yah

@Dog0482 4 года назад

That's where your focus was👀

@abby2233 4 года назад

I wasn’t listening to the crowd I was listening to his jokes

@gottagetthecookingbytheboo6877 3 года назад

You can feel the awkwardness

@lachlanperhavec 3 года назад

They laughed at stuff that wasn’t funny and his best jokes went straight over their heads

@mysticaltreeirl 6 лет назад

Legend has it, if you're early.. Neel will give no fucks.

@alexmsevans 6 лет назад

Almandite *you're

@gunnerysgthartman6124 6 лет назад

#ObjectifyNeel

@bizbite2 6 лет назад

Thank you 🙏 for the upload! Not every artist 👨‍🎤 would just upload full show for free 🤯🤗

@Thomas-er8xg 6 лет назад

You make me proud to be Australian

@tarun1982 6 лет назад

Thomas Burnett, but this guy is not really Australian. Is he?...

@maur0013 6 лет назад

tarun1982 he has a strong background, so I guess it counts?

@minahilhassan9933 6 лет назад

tarun1982 yeh he is

@mazzaleenh8388 5 лет назад

tarun1982 he is. He’s a second gen Indian born in Australia.

@robertmcgahey9932 5 лет назад

@@tarun1982 He is most definitely an Aussie, He's born and grew up in Sydney before moving to Melbourne

@reece9004 6 лет назад

"Every other major city in the world has a logical grid" M8 Try going to london

@bobthornton8282 6 лет назад

or DC

@TW-um5hs 6 лет назад

Or Boston 😬

@nurettinbeksac9540 6 лет назад

Try coming to İstanbul, where even Google Maps says f* this shit.

@ponyonoodles6568 5 лет назад

London isn't that bad... We could still find our way around... Although we lived there so 🤷

@sonic-eb8kp 5 лет назад

Try coming to Lahore, Pakistan LOLz

@yashgoyal5183 4 года назад

My engineering assignment is resting in PEACE now.

@Peacemaker-96 3 года назад

For good

@vex_d673 6 лет назад

Great job, bit of a tough crowd in

@mickeyfrickinmouse5533 5 лет назад

I feel like Stephan hawking would genuinely appreciate those jokes about him😂

@chollysa7777 5 лет назад

I'm really surprised this doesn't already have millions of views. This is some really excellent stuff. I really like comedy and I must say you are definitely a new favorite. And as a fellow Indian, I make lots of semi-racists Indian jokes (but its not racist if i make them I guess), but never in front of Indian people unless I know where they stand. I mean, Indians are just good genres of human as joke sources.

@rans5609 5 лет назад

I love how u laugh between each joke. that slight, confident, smile

@nomadic-loyalist 6 лет назад

I remember the days of your skits and here you're now, you're a fucking legend

@ChankkSaotome 6 лет назад

There were not enough laughs at "Now I've still got a Home Loan... but it's on an investment property!" I genuinely spit my beer.

@thatchefsam 6 лет назад

Neel, this was hilarious. You've obviously studied and honed a craft. I've some of your stuff before and you've absolutely nailed this stand up. Highly enjoyed this. Keep up the good work.

@thereplyguyreviews 6 лет назад

Also in before all the articles hating on him by SJW/Feminists. I forgot how cucked Australia is. His shit is LEAGUES better than Amy Schumer but he can hardly get the crowd to really get that laugh.

@ajschlem 6 лет назад

TheReply GuyReviews yeah true

@Shiro_Amada 6 лет назад

They just needed to open up a little.

@thereplyguyreviews 6 лет назад

Well on the chance we ever connect and communicate, I'll refrain from using that word I guess? XD Cheers otherwise!

@Imsoflattered0 6 лет назад

Brayden O obama turned my frog gay with chemicals

@joelr.garcia377 6 лет назад

TheReply GuyReviews oí vey dat ees truth

@ajschlem 6 лет назад

I was just watching your first show 'Millennium Child' today when I was mowing my lawn and I wanted to know if there were any more of them. Coincidentally you upload the same day lol. Really funny though!

@NicksAreOverrated 6 лет назад

Baseballer_AJ You Tube Algorithm

@ajschlem 6 лет назад

So RU-vid knew he was gonna upload this video before he uploaded it? seems legit.

@chrispettie1989 6 лет назад

He laughs like the count from the sesame street. Heh heh heh

@psycholonya 6 лет назад

When he said that Stephen Hawking wasn’t there I thought: “Oh shit, I forgot he died” And then Neel said “there’s no disabled access”. Then I died.

@TheCynicalAutist 5 лет назад

Yeah, he was still alive when this was posted.

@Hooliquinn 6 лет назад

I know one white girl who's obsessed with Indian guys. She's legal too 😏.

@mytubeworldmayhem 6 лет назад

Shai Shai ahh its just white guilt

@admiralgeneralaladeen6128 6 лет назад

mytubeaccount 😂😂😂

@vaseapupkin7601 5 лет назад

Is she some kind of pervert??

@MartinLeong25 4 года назад

@@mytubeworldmayhem didnt she explode

@IIBLANKII 4 года назад

“She’s legal too” You make this sound like a bonus, and not a requirement. If that was a question on a test, it wouldn’t be put on the bottom line ” bonus extra points, it’s a free be” it would be question 1, and if it’s wrong it doesn’t matter what you do for the rest of the test you would still fail.

@Dontstopbelievingman 6 лет назад

"You know Charlene? I'm feeling her dog." LOL.

@moomoocow25123 6 лет назад

i'm supposed to be studying but here i am...

@tonytrilex2555 5 лет назад

next time you should drop the bass at the ultimate end of the show lol

@AQGOAT24 5 лет назад

Damn this guy's impressions of Indian dudes with accents is actually pretty spot on. Captures their mannerisms pretty well

@mutasimshaikh9967 5 лет назад

right?! ya know it could probably be since he himself is indian but. yeah.

@AcitoriaVakarianIdunno 5 лет назад

The quiet little "ha ha ha" after lines sometimes just makes it.

@prashanttripathi1689 6 лет назад

I'm supposed to do my assignments but who cares when you can watch this

@longlivegoodpeople 4 года назад

Did you pass your class?

@EdoDave 5 лет назад

That's a great rule of thumb. If everyone's offended, then no one is.

@DontThinkOnit 6 лет назад

Am I watching the next big comedian? Well if the crowd actually got the jokes...

@anahita71 6 лет назад

Neel: No girls sexual fantasy takes place in a 7/11. Me: /looks at Veronica Sawyer/

@manningwalker4372 5 лет назад

Kinda niche

@mrs.weirdomarie113 5 лет назад

@@mariakolleramberg3144 ikr

@adelle345 5 лет назад

Anahita lmao

@madyson_sprankles3222 5 лет назад

^*suck on that straw get lost in the pain*^

@adelle345 5 лет назад

That one Theater Kid that’s not the only thing he sucks ;) JK

@lukesplettstoesser1558 5 лет назад

If we can’t laugh at each other then there is no way a multicultural society can work. Thanks m8

@cerebralpaul9032 6 лет назад

Neel is a beautiful bastard

@samev1780 6 лет назад

NEEL KOLHATKAR + BO BURNHAM + BRANDON ROGERS + BRANDON CALVILLO + ANNA AKANA ARE MY SATIRE HEROES

@goprowalamusafir 6 лет назад

*Generic comment stating a line from the video*

@Draftsman_MC1300 6 лет назад

Sudeep Sinha *Generic comment laughing at said quote*

@patrick-_-_-U323 6 лет назад

Sudeep Sinha generic comment taking offense to said quote

@Draftsman_MC1300 6 лет назад

Patrick Uljan *generic comments about taking offense by you being offended by said quote*

@invaderg3332 6 лет назад

This is getting old, tiring, and stupid. Please stop it, people. And it was already pretty stupid.

@Draftsman_MC1300 6 лет назад

Paul Purail who shat in your Cheerio's

@noleenole8254 6 лет назад

You're a funny guy. From a older man's perspective.....I can't wait to see you aged a bit. Keep up the good work! Give em hell.

@thaliabloom5916 3 года назад

A super-solid set. Keen to see/hear more. Surprisingly clean comedy for an Australian comic. Nice work 🍻

@roxyshishou3362 6 лет назад

I love his laugh!!! It's like a duck moaning... It's amazing!!!

@weedpoison2923 6 лет назад

We fucking love you Neel

@tharobiiceii 6 лет назад

Jokes were pretty good. Felt like the topic changes were a bit abrupt though. Maybe for the sake of time? Either way, good performance overall. Thumbs up from me.

@QuinnArgo 5 лет назад

It was a collection of his best comedic pieces in one show so that's understandable

@Gabesbigbro 2 года назад

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@picklerick3055 6 лет назад

I'm feeling her dog hahaha wtf

@jaiamoroso3647 5 лет назад

Everytime he laughs he sounds like Count out of Sesame Street 😂

@jims6056 5 лет назад

Why didn't I see this before! Neel, you are hilarious, and handsome! Dang! 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

@phorkys9064 6 лет назад

I love this! I actually watched the drop the bass show twice yesterday

@faithdorey5919 5 лет назад

Who else wants him to narrate an audiobook???

@jinxhijinx1768 5 лет назад

"Goes to open a 4chan account" You have never used 4chan That makes it so much better.

@MoceProductions 4 года назад

your laugh after the jokes are probably the best parts

@ll-gk2pe 6 лет назад

"BROWN MAN WASTED" i fucking died

@bens1cultist405 5 лет назад

#Objectifyneel man I wish I could grow a beard like that

@domiy13 5 лет назад

Nice show Neel. So refreshing to see a comedian who's not afraid to try new things and (heaven forbid) offend the left wing paragons. I think you missed on a few gags in this but that's part of the process. Comedy is about finding out new things to make fun of and you're a master at it. Keep it up. Loving the anti-Liberal stuff :D

@mikeheiser3728 6 лет назад

I discovered this man about an hour and a half ago. I am very much in approval.

@asheeshkumar3946 3 года назад

hahaha Here I am an indian guy who used to listen to Girlfriend by Avril :D

@Alexrider02 6 лет назад

That opening song was better than 99% of dubstep on the market today.

@BreveMusic 6 лет назад

I really appreciate you posting this!

@raggedy_esh 6 лет назад

Thanks for putting this up free on RU-vid! So generous xx

@UnderworldUnicornzz 6 лет назад

And then there is me.. A girl who has literally said many times in my life, "Ugh, I just love indian men" 😂

@questman7799 5 лет назад

_Submissive Factory Worker_ I'll use that terminology from now on, thank you Neel.

@TheBluffStudios 6 лет назад

"Open a 4chan account" hmmmmm

@Slenderman63323 6 лет назад

Bluffamuchuck NORMIE DETECTED

@imstupid880 6 лет назад

He has ascended to the 4chan premium.

@nevenmusic3024 5 лет назад

Neel: ''I'm pretty neutral about political correctness'' *X to doubt*

@mysteryman1036 5 лет назад

@ThinWhiteAxe 5 лет назад

*x*

@saangtoaikaa9211 6 лет назад

Pharach Chhaan Neel. Too Good Neel.

@Ethernety 6 лет назад

looks like this special got blacklisted ,while the most unfunny bullshit on Planet earth is awarded as funny im Australia .. bollox!. Great material dude , hope this video rises to a more proper view count !

@fandomqueen4311 6 лет назад

I went to his show in Brisbane in 2017 at the comedy festival. He was great.

@galacto8769 3 года назад

“In the unlikely event of an apocalypse... oh this was made in 2018... cries in 2020”

@ponyonoodles6568 5 лет назад

I love your slightly demonic "ha ha ha" 😂

@fashionclub4646 6 лет назад

Count Dracula laugh is 10/10

@amyamesburg4657 6 лет назад

Its so cute when he stops and just does a little giggle. Its like 'I know whats next and you dont' *giggles* like just rip out my heart right now its yours.

@vonswayhs6133 6 лет назад

You're a boss for not letting a network take out jokes and so instead doing this yourself!! Awesome dude!

@rawglowkristina 6 лет назад

Just the right amount of crudity. A real jewel in the comedy crown.

@ladislavsunek1254 6 лет назад

Next stop UC Berkeley? :D

@hardeepmatharu4324 5 лет назад

This guy needs to go global.

@MrEvanston 4 года назад

Neel, You are an absolute legend. You could never offend me. Thanks for all you say!!

@JaredKelso123 6 лет назад

Calling it now, Neel is a conservative but just doesn't know it yet.

@zackanderson9453 5 лет назад

TheFailedWizard he just made a vid about that

@riley.b.o 3 года назад

@@zackanderson9453 he's at least libertarian, I haven't seen him hold many socially conservative ideas

@DevvratSingh007 3 года назад

OMG you called it, lol!

@JaredKelso123 3 года назад

@@DevvratSingh007 I did?

@billmalkin7862 5 лет назад

Awesome standup. Very funny, a lot of wisdom and very insightful. It made the audience do just as much thinking as laughing and that was great.

@afrozabegum349 4 года назад

Loved loved loved 😍 Your accents are hilarious 😂 your analogies are 👏This was so witty and fantastically delivered to a tough crowd.

@will_is_barzyBMX Год назад

Greatest name for a stand-up ever

@jungleismasiv4426 6 лет назад

God, his intro song is SOOOOO DOPE! DJs indeed have talent. ...coming from a metalhead.

@WhereItsATT 5 лет назад

Haha Cheers ;)

@Sackboy612 6 лет назад

This wasn't that bad but the delivery felt weird sometimes, I'm not a comedian so don't want to be a critic lol

@destroyn8rr342 3 года назад

The voice of the hearts and minds of all us westies........it's nearly our own dialect.

@pandoraaphrodite3375 2 года назад

His smile is amazing!!!! :)

@bartman2468 6 лет назад

Yeah audience didn't laugh enough overall. They burst out laughing at the white people destroying homes in the middle east, which shows their bias. It's unfortunate because he made MANY good jokes, but the more "offensive" and "politically incorrect" ones were met with silence or little laughter. Amazing show in my opinion!

@aa-vb9tj 6 лет назад

He got them with the steven hawkins joke though, just took a little more pushing ahahahh! :)

@mazzaleenh8388 5 лет назад

Uhhh... white people destroying homes in the Middle East IS a politically incorrect joke

@SixSlikRix 5 лет назад

lol what bias, laughing at the destroying homes thing indicates knowledge that we're being terrorists too, shedding light on the hypocrisy for the tossers who think terrorists are somehow not within our borders & running our countries agree wit u tho, too many stiff mindless twits in the crowd that fell silent on the sensitive content, really shows how washed our citizens brains are

@drifter402 2 года назад

@@mazzaleenh8388 eh not really.

@mazzaleenh8388 2 года назад

@@drifter402 wrong but okay

@tehdreamer 5 лет назад

Haha this is hilarious but not quite true about Indian men though, plenty Russian girls I know where I am from are obsessed with India and their culture, often going to Goa to get their "chakras aligned" by some local "guru" ;)

@Z71990 Год назад

Im late, but can explain it properly? The chakras aligned of Russian girls part? Is it Religious leaders?

@reezonoce 4 года назад

"It's not offensive if I offend everyone" IS LITERALLY HOW COMEDY SHOULD WORK!!! Offend yourself in a serious manner to create laughter, should be entitled to a couple of funny stabs at the rest of the world BRAVO MY MAN, BRAVO!