Neloth's New Apprentice 

Turning a mentally defective khajiit into a dragon and then sending it to Raven Rock with a cheerful "Off you go!" seems like something Neloth would totally do.

"Do u guys actually care about my OCs" yes give us Skamp lore pls

I did not know Sheogorath was a quality content creator.

Neloth saying: *I hOpE yOu DiE!* Is the most amazing thing I’ve heard.

To be fair,how many of you forgot that Neloth's magic elevator had to be interacted with so you just jump straight to your death thinking the blue wisp magic would catch you.

*what if khajiits acted like regular cats but with the same cognitive abilities*

“I am a master wizard of house telvanni” proceeds to miss his shot

"Say! How would you like to advance the art of magic?" "MAJIK??!!" That gets me every time!

This video is lore-friendly

The way Neloth said "I hope you die." while reading a book had me rolling

“Most who read the black books go mad” that seems to have happened

Is this a sequel to 'Absolutely Mental Khajiit Inhales 250 Skooma and Dies'?

can i get uhhhh.... *BONELESS SWEET ROLL*

MY EQUIPMENT IS FRAGILE

“Get out of heahh before I TOSS you out!”

*B O N E L E S S D O V A H K I I N*

SKOOMA: the sequel

0:03 Goddess Skamp coming down to the world of mortals, what a beautiful moment.

"MY EQUIPMENT IS FRAGILE!"... I'd worry about the structural integrity of your mushroom tower.

Fun fact, Neloth is voiced by Dwight Schultz, the same voice actor for Mung Daal from Chowder.

If you turn the volume up high enough, you can hear Neloth's blood pressure rising higher than my grades.

Can't get enough of this channel! :P

Sooooo... I never realized it until now but, Neloth sounds familiar. Apparently, he's Mungdal in Chowder. What'd you know

Neloth: Transforms mentally defective cat into dragon in his tower Also Neloth: My equippmet is fragile!

The perfect youtube creator doesn't exi-

*"OfF yOu gO!"* *"mY eQuIpmEnT iS fRrAgIle"*

**dragon literally having a stroke inside the house** "My EqUIpMenT iS FRaGiLE"

This is literally how cats are

Can i get uuuhhh *BONELESS SWEETROLE?*

I've watched this like 12 times and it still gets me

and Mung Daal thought that he would find peace after leaving Marzipan City.

Neloth clearly hasn't had a cat before XD

It's 1 in the morning, my brain woke me up with the intense need to watch this video. I've watched it enough that it is actually glitching and refusing to play the audio no matter how I fix the settings. Thank you for breaking my RU-vid. It was worth it

I AM A MASTER WIZARD OF HOUSE TELVANNI!

Turn a cat in a dragon on a tight room,"My equipment is fragile".

0:40 Really surprised with Night of nights.

Another quality shitpost by supreme overlord god empress sorenova. Bow down you fools!

s k o o m a

The song at 0:23 is BOOM-000 for those of you wondering

Sooooooooooo. . . Anyone else have this in their 2020 recommendations? And enjoyed it? XD

Perhaps god exists after all

*S A E E*

Its beautiful.... I've been watching this for five hours now

Neloth: You take the moon and you take the sun. Khajiit: You take everything that seems like fun. Varona: You stir it all up and when your done. Ash Guardian: Raddah raddah raddah raddah raddah-raddah. Everyone: So come on in, feel free to do some looking, Stay a while 'cause something's always cooking, come on in, feel free to do some looking, Stay a while 'cause something's always cooking, yeah!

Looks like that elf didn't have coin

Now this is the high standard RU-vid content I subscribed for. The mature, finely tuned and deeply thought out comedy you occasionally toss our way. A cat/woman flying into a tree house, demonstrating her flute skills, turning into a dragon then heading to the Winchester for a pint and a smoke. Quality.

I was linked this video with no context and I'm scared

“Get out of my tower!” Khajiit: Make me. *breakdances*

I wonder if Sheograth has anything to do with Skamp

You're fucking beautiful with these videos. I dont think i have ever come across someone who plays to my exact sense of humor like this b4

I like how Skamp is punching bottles off the table. Just like a true cat.

1:03 holy shit dat face tho😂😂

Good thing it wasn't Bites. Don't need a Dragon popping up "DO YOU DO POISON?! DO YOU DO THU'UMS WITH POISON?! WHAT WOULD YOUR THU'UMS TO THE FACE OF A 50 YEAR OLD WOMAN?!"

Any day now Neloth is going to walk into his Spriggan torture chamber, and find Talvas hanging from a conjured rope... He will then yell for Ildari to go find Varona because his tea is five days late. Never before has there been so few fucks given.

Legend says Neloth is the legendary cook named Mungdal... Rada rada...

"Get out of here before I toss you out!"

when somebody doesn't take D&D seriously.

Absolutely mental khajit pisses off magician. Thank you this made my day.

Now that I'm actually playing Skyrim and know these characters and places this is 3000% funnier.

0:51 I can’t stop replying this part-

oh my you bring too much happiness to my shitty life

6 HOURS of NON-STOP work = 1:21 minutes of shitpost Such is the cost of alchemy my friends, turning shit into gold.

I'm a simple guy. I hear "Night of Nights", I press the like button.

This is how it goes when I go see Neloth. Just utter chaos.

*MAJIK?*

Why would anyone dislike this masterpiece

We miss you, Sorenova

So this where Mung Daal went after Chowder grew up. Huh. Good for him.

What happened to his cooking apprentice, Chowder?

all i can imagine is mung trying to kick out chowder from his house

*"GET YOUR HAND OUT OF MY--AGGHH"*

My equipment is fragile.

Im a simple block of cheese. I see new sorenova video, I hit like button

can i get a uhhhhh moonless sugar

Mung Daal is my favorite dark elf. He is a great master of cooking and magic skills.

Sounds exactly like an episode of chowder with elf sounding like mung dal. Scolding and everything

0:55 "Hi, I’m Sarah McLachlan, will you be an angel for a helpless Skamp? Every day, innocent Skamps are abused, beaten and turned into dragons, and they’re crying out for help."

MAJIK? 😺

this is a masterclass piece of shitposting. I've watched this video at least 12 times since i discovered it two nights ago, I just can't help it. Everything about this is finely tuned to perfection. Chef kiss

This video takes me back to simpler times. It's sad that you no longer do this kind of stuff, it's amazing

Your videos are a blessing on humanity

MY EQUIPMENT IS FRA-JYL

“Get out of here before i toss you out” *B A M*

Saw this video years ago and to this day still the best

You Wouldn't Punch A Butterfly Jar

Including all the "throwing-objects-off-my -desk" this nicely represents what my cat is doing when I'm trying to get things done.

I was expecting a dragon to jump in the caac

Neloth's VA is the guy who plays Mung Dal from the cartoon "chowder". I can already imagine it... Neloth: Skamp! **blood pressure rises** Skamp: **eats all the thrice-cream (icecream) and feet-za ("feet pizza")**

I almost forgot to watch this today

I lost count of how many times i've watched this already.

This comes up in my recommended every two days and I watch it every time 👁👅👁

I've had SAE stuck in my head for the last two to three hours now.

I don't care how many times I've already watched this. If I see it, I click it.

B O N E L E S S S K O O M A

Damn, i love coming back to this masterpiece time to time :D

I think this is my favorite video on your channel, and that's saying something considering I love a lot of what you do. Holy shit.

Of course I care about your OC's, Scamp is life. Scamp is love.

Neloth:-makes dragon- JUST LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE

0:40 Exactly what I would do with that song

Hyperactive kittens.. Get the water spray.