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Nespresso Pods, An Unhelpful James Hoffmann Summary 

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@michaellampson7085
@michaellampson7085 2 года назад
I like to believe this is just him putting his favorite parts of his own reviews as a mini channel
@jameshim526
@jameshim526 2 года назад
nope, its written in their channel description that this is not from the real James Hoffmann
@omarpixel9176
@omarpixel9176 2 года назад
@@jameshim526 Yeah but they like to believe that man don't ruin their parade.
@michaellampson7085
@michaellampson7085 2 года назад
@@jameshim526 you must be fun at parties
@jctothel
@jctothel 2 года назад
@@michaellampson7085 not as fun as you by the sound of it.
@javierantunez3937
@javierantunez3937 2 года назад
Oh God, I hadn't realised this wasn't his channel, that dyslexia trick xD
@aokaze-minotaur
@aokaze-minotaur 2 года назад
We need a compilation of James Hoffman just saying "no"
@emrilbennett8704
@emrilbennett8704 2 года назад
It would just become the new way to disagree with someone, and I’m all for it.
@MrGreenAKAguci00
@MrGreenAKAguci00 2 года назад
Yes.
@pastagandalf
@pastagandalf 2 года назад
Also, with the recent video, we need one where he says just balls, cock,...
@gbenselum
@gbenselum 2 года назад
Berries also
@АлишерМакашев-ж1ш
Hames Joffmann*
@tpyrus
@tpyrus 2 года назад
"which honestly is making think of the syndrome rather than the City now" got me laughing uncontrollably
@Joe-me6jh
@Joe-me6jh 2 года назад
Working nights at a factory, my new co-worker and I decided to bring in a coffee pod machine so we could have "Real coffee" as a bit of a perk. I said I'd pick up a machine and he said no need, he has his own. And he fills his own pods with good coffee. Now I've had a pod machine before. Not great but also no comparison to instant coffee. I was interested in what a pod machine could do with a re-usable metal pod filled with fresh ground coffee. One night he pulls me away from the machines to come get a coffee, face beaming like a kid showing off his favorite toy. Espresso cup in hand, he takes a sip. "Phwoar, that's some good coffee." he says with a delighted grin. "Here, I'll show you how to do it." He retrieves the metal pod from the machine and opens it. There's nothing inside. Confused at this sleight of hand, I watch in horror as he took a teaspoon and heaped instant coffee into the pod.
@lja1993
@lja1993 2 года назад
That certainly had a twist at the end!
@Joe-me6jh
@Joe-me6jh 2 года назад
@@lja1993 I quit that week. For a different reason but I'm fairly sure that situation contributed.
@lja1993
@lja1993 2 года назад
@@Joe-me6jh to be fair my old work, the canteen had a Starbucks machine or instant coffee. I always chose the instant coffee because I really don't fancy paying to taste Starbucks lol The work before that was in a specify coffee shop, so obviously the difference was night and day and I missed having free good coffee with lots of choice
@elPedro666
@elPedro666 2 года назад
That week? I'm surprised you didn't walk out right then and there! 😆 Really made me chuckle, thanks Joe 👍
@slavsterbater
@slavsterbater 2 года назад
This turned from wholesome to horror story in a second
@itonik97
@itonik97 2 года назад
I remember watching an original video eating a... cereal. That was a real immersive experience
@ZSharky0815
@ZSharky0815 2 года назад
Hoe do you eat one cereal?
@curtismmichaels
@curtismmichaels 2 года назад
I love these. I love that James has repeatedly stated his endorsement of this channel. I want to know if the out takes are from his published episodes, but I'm too lazy to study all his shows to find out. However its done, and by whom, I'm just glad to enjoy this.
@skeetsmcgrew3282
@skeetsmcgrew3282 Год назад
2:46 Never has a reaction more perfectly conveyed an emotion. It's disappointment, it's anger, it's disgust, it's completely defeated. Amazing
@mikkelkirketerp4884
@mikkelkirketerp4884 Год назад
Nice one! Thanks for the laugh :)
@Bubreherro
@Bubreherro 2 года назад
"Have an opinion" is how I will talk to any bland food I taste henceforth. edit: That thumbnail is priceless. Thank you for existing 🙏
@jessekrim
@jessekrim 2 года назад
Since I started watching James Hoffman, I stopped using my Nespresso, bought a burr grinder, kettle, coffee scale, and now drink a French press and pour over 😂😂😂 my family thinks I’m crazy - but wow the coffee tastes good
@personontheinternet2164
@personontheinternet2164 2 года назад
Right on!
@williecourtney3848
@williecourtney3848 2 года назад
It's not enough.You have to buy Ph test strips,temp-re gauge,bitterness tester,lactometer,densimeter and transransreductional nuclear homogeniser with spare tea strainer
@artgreen6915
@artgreen6915 2 года назад
Hey,@@williecourtney3848 that's enough.You
@jessekrim
@jessekrim 2 года назад
@@williecourtney3848 I'll get to that but maybe after another 6 months of his videos ;)
@MG-im8ku
@MG-im8ku 2 года назад
My family thinks the same. I went from a normal drip coffee machine to french press, chemex and aeropress. Whenever I make a coffee they look at me like I'm insane because of how much work (which isn't even much) goes into making a cup. Once they tasted the difference though, they understood it a bit more. They still see it as too much of a hassle for a cup of coffee. I don't know, I find making my coffee relaxing though lol
@silpheedTandy
@silpheedTandy 2 года назад
i loved this one. James's decline in wellbeing was a beautiful journey to watch.
@SuperRand13
@SuperRand13 2 года назад
These Espresso sized portions of Hoffman are exactly what i've been missing from my life, Thank you!
@reduniverse0
@reduniverse0 2 года назад
Best unofficial second channel ever. I hope James likes it. If I were him I would enjoy it.
@8109215085986
@8109215085986 2 года назад
I went into my new offices for the first time last week and was told they have amazing coffee so I didn't need to take my own gear. It was all Nespresso pods. I didn't taste cereal, but there was a lot of "no" going on. Guess who'll be wondering around the office grinding coffee again.
@DerekArmsden
@DerekArmsden 2 года назад
*wandering
@doogleisfat
@doogleisfat 2 года назад
@@DerekArmsden perhaps Andrew wonders whilst he wanders.
@polok3793
@polok3793 2 года назад
okay, Boyle!
@DeLorean4
@DeLorean4 2 года назад
Nespresso pods... the poor man's idea of a rich man's coffee.
@laracameron9876
@laracameron9876 2 года назад
Found Jordan Schlansky's account
@JohnA...
@JohnA... 2 года назад
Having someone say "I smell you" is almost never a good thing, and never in that tone.
@channelsixtysix066
@channelsixtysix066 2 года назад
Person 1 - "I Smell You" Person 2 - "I Don't Like Your Tone" 😄
@Davos_Loonersbee
@Davos_Loonersbee 2 года назад
Loving these edits. Also appreciate that the top recommended vid next to this is the actual James Hoffmann video!
@GeorgeBobeck
@GeorgeBobeck 2 года назад
Nespresso: More proof that “just because it’s expensive, doesn’t mean it’s good”. The only thing worse than Nespresso is Nespresso Vertuo.
@racingphotographer8251
@racingphotographer8251 2 года назад
nah, I think Keurig is orders of magnitude worse. Watery weak lukewarm "coffee".
@GeorgeBobeck
@GeorgeBobeck 2 года назад
@@racingphotographer8251: I don’t disagree with your assessment of keurig. I feel that Nespresso is worse than keurig because it is marketed as a premium product, complete with its own pretentious stores. Meanwhile, both systems can be outperformed by one with decent coffee and a cheap coffee or espresso maker.
@racingphotographer8251
@racingphotographer8251 2 года назад
@@GeorgeBobeck I've been waiting for James to test (and trash) Keurig the way he trashed all that Chinese-made IKEA garbage. Watery and weak because extraction time is way too short, the water isn't hot enough, and there's zero pressure. You can't say those things about Nespresso Original Line, as much as you hate them. The coffee inside is bad (stale for starters) and the pod design can't hold a candle to a portafilter, I get that.
@bryncb
@bryncb 2 года назад
I actually like Vertuo... There's a convenience, consistency and variety to them that is everything I need in the way of coffee. I have an enormous selection of Vertuo capsules in a jar and picking one out several times a day brings me so much joy.
@racingphotographer8251
@racingphotographer8251 2 года назад
@VERY EVIL PERSON FROM ILLUMINATI what superauto sells for the same price as a Nespresso Original Line?
@slitherzither
@slitherzither 2 года назад
James to one coffee: "Have an opinion" Next coffee: has too much of an opinion
@Graham_Rule
@Graham_Rule 2 года назад
I hope your taste buds recover. I've not bought any Nestle product for several decades so wouldn't have tasted even one of these but thanks for saving us all from any chance of buying them.
@devanshupandey3958
@devanshupandey3958 2 года назад
"Have an opinion!" is up there with "Are we both briping?" Thank you for this beautiful edit!
@Vulcapyro
@Vulcapyro 2 года назад
It just hit me that the reason so many of them are marketed with "cereal" notes is definitely because they're like "people drink coffee in the morning" "what else do people consume in the morning, we gotta remind people of morning so they buy our coffee for the morning" "cereal?" "yes brilliant"
@cogli0ne
@cogli0ne 2 года назад
-And what else to people like do in the morning? -uhmm... shit? -Bingo! 👉👉 Throw that in!
@Zraknul
@Zraknul 2 года назад
@@cogli0ne Finally a coffee to drink on the throne.
@tubesomething
@tubesomething 2 года назад
It's worth noting that the machine manufacturer, Nestlé, of course also sell a lot of cereal. They're trying to make their cereal sound more exciting by associating the word itself as a positive flavour note. Maybe one day they'll sell pods "with hints of baby formula, and water stolen from indigenous peoples"?
@eTiMaGo
@eTiMaGo Год назад
I'm waiting for the new pods with notes of orange juice and toothpaste :D
@mbirth
@mbirth Год назад
@@Zraknul But you have to prepare them with water ... like from the toilet.
@schale8051
@schale8051 2 года назад
The Nespresso episode is one of my all time faves. I laugh every time 🤣
@Chenzana
@Chenzana 2 года назад
Loved every second of it 😂😂 poor James, he is suffering so we don't have to
@regular-joe
@regular-joe Год назад
I watch your videos multiple times over the weeks and months. You've given us a real gift, thank you, mr. Joffman.
@offsideundo
@offsideundo 2 года назад
To top off the experience, I spit coffee out my nose laughing at this. Thanks a lot, "Hames".
@-MacCat-
@-MacCat- 2 года назад
Yes, yes, yes. More of this please. I'd wager that Mr. Hoffman, who is very aware of his pretentiousness, is getting a giggle from this too.
@cocotug0
@cocotug0 2 года назад
I wonder if you've tried the "starbucks blonde roast" nespresso pods and, if so, what do you think of them?
@marioxdc123
@marioxdc123 2 года назад
"Cereal Pods, An Unhelpful James Hoffmann Summary", because you know, our friend the cereal note
@TheMaskedGamer
@TheMaskedGamer 2 года назад
I appreciate that you gave us a highlight reel. 👍
@RobinsonRDavid
@RobinsonRDavid 2 года назад
Why does this make me so happy? How is this possible? I don’t understand.
@Suicune-oz4ou
@Suicune-oz4ou Год назад
James' Descent into Madness: Abridged Version
@smushface3999
@smushface3999 Год назад
This perfectly summarizes how I felt trying a nespresso professional machine
@loift234
@loift234 2 года назад
It is unbelievable that i find out about this channel just now. I love it!
@Mrdresden
@Mrdresden 2 года назад
This made for a great start of the day for me, thank you!
@jamieclark5659
@jamieclark5659 2 года назад
Most helpful unhelpful summary I’ve ever seen 😎
@russmiddleton5486
@russmiddleton5486 2 года назад
Loving these 'remixes'
@mndlessdrwer
@mndlessdrwer 2 года назад
Clearly I didn't review your past videos enough, because I had just commented about how you needed to make a video with this one. Well done, Hames Joffman. Well done.
@somerandompersonintheinternet
@somerandompersonintheinternet 2 года назад
I appreciate how much time it probably took to make and edit this 3 minute video.
@risk5riskmks93
@risk5riskmks93 Год назад
I had Nespresso for the first time at a shop/cafe in Beverly Hills, just because my husband and I wanted a quick date time. The coffee was so horrible, and I thought it was because I had chosen the wrong plant milk, but now I see it was the coffee itself.
@musicalman1995
@musicalman1995 Год назад
You’re very wrong
@Crime_Lab
@Crime_Lab 2 года назад
This one is especially heavy on Jeff Goldblum scale. Brilliant. Cheers!
@piercehead72
@piercehead72 2 года назад
Still the best thing I've seen all day
@tzhaki2354
@tzhaki2354 2 года назад
i love how you can see his water cup slowly drain and refill
@20quid
@20quid Год назад
That was actually a very helpful summary. I now know not to buy a Nespresso.
@mrcrow_GG
@mrcrow_GG 2 года назад
Alright. I have a new favorite channel 😀 Great job!
@moonlight-ih9se
@moonlight-ih9se 2 года назад
The irony of getting a L'or coffee pod ad at the end of this video lol
@somefreshbread
@somefreshbread 2 года назад
Video URL starts with "Odd H" - I agree.
@SpiderxPunk
@SpiderxPunk 2 года назад
The *Wild Fruity Note* had me cackling, because of the other video Hames recently made - - -
@VanGoWanderlust
@VanGoWanderlust Год назад
This might be my favorite
@thepauljones
@thepauljones 2 года назад
I like this very much and want to see these videos get shorter and more surreal and perhaps to start even saying things he never intended with some creative editing.
@randommusings48
@randommusings48 2 года назад
Please do an updated video with the new pods please!!
@impyr3x293
@impyr3x293 Год назад
which capsule machine can u recommend? what is the name of the one ur using here?
@allenlark
@allenlark Год назад
he’s like why do you keep giving cereal as a tasting note and then keeps saying they taste like cereal. he’s not mad at the notes, he’s mad at the taste
@chronophagocytosis
@chronophagocytosis 2 года назад
“I don’t wanna take a second sip.” - Hames Joffman just before taking a second sip.
@lincelp
@lincelp 2 года назад
epic edit is epic
@verward
@verward Год назад
I don't see how this is unhelpful. This is all I remember from the original video.
@brandonfolz9205
@brandonfolz9205 2 года назад
You know I've watched three of these videos so far before I realized this was a second channel
@bq1145
@bq1145 2 года назад
Hello, I started drinking nespresso since 2011, and I can tell you that the quality is not the same. It was luxurious from the machines to the coffee pods. FYI, the country names on the coffee boxes were added 2 years back only. It's just marketing and has nothing to do with the countries.
@fynn2350
@fynn2350 Год назад
Gotta be honest, my favorite video by Hames so far. I had to stop a total of 6 times due to incontrollable laughter. I so have to tell you though, Hames, from my experience absolutely nobody in Stockholm will be offended by the city being associated with bad coffee. Same goes for Sweden in general.
@HellsFallenAngel1
@HellsFallenAngel1 Год назад
Where's the tier list rankings for the Nespresso Pods!? Soo many colors to rank with!
@jaapweel1
@jaapweel1 Год назад
This is actually a pretty helpful summary
@RFC-3514
@RFC-3514 Год назад
The potential of "berries berries berries" for future videos is scary.
@tahulee
@tahulee Год назад
What about reusable SS pods with your favorite coffee?
@nicholasgoddard2360
@nicholasgoddard2360 2 года назад
That is an amazing video.
@kevsonkeyboard
@kevsonkeyboard Год назад
My takeaway: If I want to taste cereal, I'll just eat my cereal from a box.
@kimbennett1593
@kimbennett1593 2 года назад
Many other brands make pods compatible with the Nespresso Original Line. Would love for James to taste some of those and let us know if he finds any that are good.
@henriquebarbone
@henriquebarbone 2 года назад
+1
@paulwooton4390
@paulwooton4390 2 года назад
Someone gave me a few cases of pods. Not knowing anyone with that machine to give them to, and not wanting to throw them out, I bought a $50 machine on ebay. Might cost ten cents a cup. Zero if I sell the machine. Tastes fine.
@Thetache
@Thetache 2 года назад
The first time I roasted on a popcorn machine it stalled before first crack as the thermostat was set too low, it tasted just like unsweetened corn puffs (had to brew it to see out of pure curiosity). I brewed some more for a colleague and he actually loved it. I wasn't disgusted by it but it basically tasted of hot liquid cereal with no discernible coffee flavour.
@BenReynoldsDIY
@BenReynoldsDIY 2 года назад
the subtitle at 2:10 reads (pain) then (laughs in misery). im dead from laughing now.
@DandamanV
@DandamanV 2 года назад
Nobody: "..." James: "IT TASTES OF CEREAL"
@s1mo
@s1mo Год назад
a 5 but a disappointing 5
@sebaba001
@sebaba001 2 года назад
how did you not include the 'thats the one, that's the one' he sounds like he's dying in that sip 😂
@6122ula
@6122ula 2 года назад
… Shame on you James, you promised a summary and you left us flat… God bless America🇺🇸
@ItsTooLatetoApologize
@ItsTooLatetoApologize 2 года назад
Has there been a compilation of aggressive spoon slurping yet?? That would be great.
@am1of1
@am1of1 2 года назад
You, Sir, are a Treasure. Huzzah, Sir; Huzzah I say!
@mCblue79
@mCblue79 2 года назад
I ignorantly and hastily bought an 'Espressotoria' machine recently. What a disappointment. The pods you're required to purchase make a very disappointing coffee. I'd love to see James react to the Vittoria pods.
@zeropuckprep
@zeropuckprep Год назад
These edits of edited edits are 😂❤
@jordanl4805
@jordanl4805 2 года назад
"Cereal, an Unhelpful James Hoffman Summary"
@o_o2600
@o_o2600 2 года назад
That's serious gold right there
@franciscofuentes8916
@franciscofuentes8916 6 месяцев назад
Actually it's a good summary of the original video
@dp92492
@dp92492 Год назад
I am not totally unconvinced this is actually James maming these videos to give coffee nuts something to laugh at. Thanks mr fruity note.
@space.youtube
@space.youtube 2 года назад
Unhelpful supercut !
@joeribt
@joeribt 2 года назад
Hahaha, I loved this "summary".
@jefftitterington7600
@jefftitterington7600 Год назад
"Not my favourite" translates to "I hate this." Provided as a PSA for non-British people.
@jonass3252
@jonass3252 2 года назад
great piece of work! :D
@shivaduck
@shivaduck 2 года назад
… if you look into the abyss the abyss looks into you?
@USCgooseNYC
@USCgooseNYC 2 года назад
That is amazing content. Thank you.
@trentrutledge4724
@trentrutledge4724 2 года назад
Hysterical
@жожо-ы1у
@жожо-ы1у 9 месяцев назад
this was helpful actually
@marcelo.vargas
@marcelo.vargas 2 года назад
[Laughs in misery]
@zehph
@zehph Год назад
I guess my palate is not that great since I don't find Nespresso pods offensive, not all are decent, but it is a quick and easy way to get some coffee. Considering the gear you have to purchase and skills you have to learn to be able to achieve decent espresso it is an ok shortcut for the lazy people with regular coffee machines.
@pedro.carara
@pedro.carara 2 года назад
I personally regret having watched the original video
@Punk·Fisch
@Punk·Fisch 2 года назад
This one actually was somewhat helpful :'D I could _not_ get through the full original video ...
@dmackle3849
@dmackle3849 2 года назад
Extremely helpful I reckon. Told me everything I needed to know and always suspected.
@twifkak
@twifkak 2 года назад
this video is too helpful
@azmodanpc
@azmodanpc Год назад
...My day is ruined and my disappointment is unbereable...Brits know how to roast stuff with understatment.
@Crokto
@Crokto 2 года назад
my favorite ones are when he says the coffee tastes like coffee
@JimmyMerrildKrag
@JimmyMerrildKrag 2 года назад
Will James taste it? Yes. Yes he will.
@甘明忠-u8m
@甘明忠-u8m 2 года назад
I don’t like most of the nespresso pods, especially the ones listed as low on the intensity scale. However, I do like the 2 pods, Kazaar and India/Indian. What’s bizarre too is they sometimes have more flavor on the initial sip then the last half; whereas coffee shop espresso usually has a more consistent taste throughout the whole coffee.
@Crokto
@Crokto 2 года назад
have you tried stirring it
@甘明忠-u8m
@甘明忠-u8m 2 года назад
@@Crokto I haven’t. That’s worth trying. Thanks.
@alanherrera5421
@alanherrera5421 2 года назад
A summary of the summary: 5... a disappointing 5 with cereal...and I'm a bit offended...
@kampf-wuffi
@kampf-wuffi 2 года назад
My impressions: They taste mostly very bitter, why?
@russelljf56
@russelljf56 2 года назад
No... that was very helpful!!
@Johanlob1
@Johanlob1 2 года назад
I got a la pavoni grinder and machine but i had a nespresso before i got this. The nespresso machine was the cheapest looking one without a manual lever and it was good the first few years tbh. I do however think that if you get a high quality one with pressure adjustment etc it should be pretty good since the capsules could be roasted and vacuumed packed right away as well as provide a cookie cutter taste profile if you would hire this guy for instance? Wouldnt they actually be really freaking good? I mean as good as they possible could be
@gw61
@gw61 2 года назад
Why did I sip that again! 🤪
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