New Boater Vs Boat Ramp (Chit Show) 

Best one yet !

And no boat in the water . That's the best part

Bro getting your boat lined up does no good if your vehicle isn't in line with the trailer. As soon as you start backwards you're off line

Can you imagine the new Chit Show level reached if this guy tried this on a holiday or a weekend? Holy crap, Bro.

That boat is scared, after this it is going to need a lifetime of councelling.

Thats what I was thinking when he was kicking the tires or whatever he was doing when on the phone. lol, calling the boat dealer, "Yo, man this trailer is junk"

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The longer the trailer the easier it is to back up!

Maybe you could use it as a teaching moment instead of just ridicule ? Like, "Whichever direction the BOTTOM of the steering wheel goes, the trailer will go." "Slow is PRO." "Don't use the mirrors."

@@stevejette2329 Someone offered him help and he gaffed them off. At that point, there's nothing to do but point and laugh.

lol thats all I could think of was Benny Hill ! boy I miss him

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I'd take SHERRY ALFIE TRADING signal over other trading analysts, she's verified on google, the loses I was recording before her impact was becoming alarming, Alfie's signals remain top choice for me.

If this guy can't even back a boat into the water, he has no business being out on a boat in the water!!

Totally lol

Because its fake . Hes a salesman and they did a interview with him and that boat .

I would have told him that it’s not his fault. The dealer accidentally installed two sets of left tires.

Not a man anyway

😂😂

LOL thats what I was thinking, ... Dude, there is something wrong with these tires, they don't run straight.

I was thinking the same thing. I can imagine being a salesman and get the phone call of a customer saying that you sold me a defective trader.

Yeah the tires are wore out from doing donuts!

You know what on second thought! That might have been a setup//clickbait. There was a pilot that does or used to frequent air shows in an older tail dragger. The announcer would announce that there is a drunk in an airplane or something to that nature. This guy would take off and the stuff he would do made you think he was drunk. He'd come with an inches of crashing pull it off all the time and of course as it turned out he was a very talented pilot! For all we know this guy in the Jeep in the boat could have been a professional truck driver. He came so close to making it so many times and then messed it up you wonder! A couple of times when he was at a tight 90° angle he stopped just short of causing damage. A couple of times he got really close to the docks but stopped just in time and corrected. Maybe old Alfred needed a little stimulus for his site.

Lmao

😂

Three years from now the boat will be for sale with one hour run time for winterizing the engine and flushing it out and the trailer will need new tires.

That just he did...

K-mart went broke just so we can have a place for trash dumping, over night drunk drivers, RC planes, cars, go carts, teen drivers and people who cannot back a trailer.

I applaud that driver. He committed to practicing and himself - in an empty parking lot and ramp. The only person he actually disturbed was Alfred Montaner lol🤣

I mean at least he didn't do it on a busy weekend. And look, we all have been there learning. I agree though at least do some practice runs in an open parking lot. Still...better than holding everyone up on a weekend.

He’s over steering , you only need to turn the steering wheel a quarter of the way and the slower you go the easier kt is to control the trailer

That has to be your partner. No one is that stupid.

@@KZ-ly1mj right…. Lol! Not quite. I will agree though, that guy’s a special kind of dumb.

All of those years backing the manure spreader into the feed lot with a farmall M have come in handy when backing my boat on a ramp.

This is a guy who will loose his car in the water...lmaooooo

@@flamingtitan4696 Probably already has by now! 😂

It is possible this guy doesn't even have a driver's license 😅 .

It's possibe he'll never se your reply because the original comment was from a year ago! SMH! ​@@GreyGhost120

@-_.._._--_.-.-_-_-_-...-.- omg thank yourself so much for this. ✌️. 🐐

Doubtful

I don't think he knew about the Chit Show until he got home, the boats for sale.

No one could be that stupid

When he got out and kicked the tires and was acting like he was lining it up, yeah this was staged. Doubt by Alfred, but definitely staged.

Cmon man. Did you see that hat. No way it was staged. Lol

I just practiced on gta by stealing pickups With trailers. Translated to real life perfectly, except the stealing part lol. Was even able to practice really hard stuff, like backing down a long windy drive way

@Bob Richardson- 👍I did something similar eons ago too. Daddy made me practice and practice until I got it right. I used to love when I would pull up in truck to put my boat in the water alone all by my little 5’1” petite girlie girl self and shock every body watching. All they could say was “dang she did that”. 😂 I have a 39ft Carver and it stays in the water at the marina so I haven’t had to worry about ramp launching for a long time. That guy did the right thing by giving up and trying again on another day…hopefully with some help.🙏😂

Hell yea I did same thing.

I learned a similar way but I mastered it while working at a marina with a fleet of small skiffs we used as passenger ferries. I had to load and unload the ferries every day by myself mostly. I could back the trailer down the ramp, avoiding people standing in the way, their gear in the way on the ramp etc... I would back it down, hop out the truck and onto the boat, have the boat in its designated slip and back in the truck within a couple minutes and repeat until all the skiffs were in the water and ready to shuttle people across the sound to the lighthouse. People were amazed sometimes and just stood there and watched me. That was a fun job... especially running a flat bottom skiff across a choppy sound with a boat load of big chested women.👀🤤

@@FinznFowl82 - 👍That’s pretty fantastic. Good times, fun memories. I could have watched you do that all day. It never bores me. 🤩👍💝

I agree. Lol

I know after th4th time, 5 at the most I would have left and gone to a large parking lot early in the morning and practiced.

...while also on the phone complaining angrily to his wife how he believes that he was sold a bad trailer with the boat because it isnt working the right way like its suppose to when used in reverse...lol!

Lmao that's what I said. I was like it's not the tires fault buddy lol it's user error

Think he was in the phone complaining about the tricky axles

I get the vibe that he's on drugs.

I was crying laughing at that part

LOL

After watching this guy back u I can't tell which way is right or left!😂

I've seen some truckers that'll make even good drivers look like bad newbs. The best was when I was driving delivery in college : I watched a truck pull into a back lot that I would have considered crowded with the cars already there and figured it was a staff lot ... somehow that trucker did what in the 4 wheel world would have been a 3 point turn in space that most would have had trouble doing on 4 wheels and possibly in less time. Didn't lose a beat. Too bad that was before cell phones =(

It's freaking painful isn't it.....

You are. It takes time to make what you do "easy" I'm laughing and praying at this one. The only reason he's alive is because it obviously isn't Saturday.

The longer the wheelbase the easier it is too.

A bit of brain would also help. If the boat is turning the wrong way, he need to realise he can't continue angling his car in the same direction unless he want the boat at 90 degrees. It takes training to do this smoothly. But even without training, a brain would help informing when he need to angle the car in the other direction. Especially since he had a huge space there and didn't need to do it perfectly.

Guarantee he got stuck at low tide on a sandbar 😆

Been there done that

Honestly, all he had to do was line up straight , put his vehicle (which 100% is not rated to tow that package by the way) in neutral, take his hands off the wheel and let gravity do the rest. The boat will pull you down straight.

He could spend years practicing, if he can't figure out by himself how a trailer work and if he refuses help, then he will never manage to back up a trailer.

😂😂😂😂

Only he left 🤔

someone tell me where this is please, I want to go buy his boat in a couple of years, it will never have been in the water!!!!

Lmao

I say he drove directly to the boat dealer to trade down to a smaller model.

And he was talking to no one on that cell phone

Exactly Total buffoonery Pride can sometimes be hilarious

😂 And he checks the prop but not the nut😅😅😅😅

Lmao..I was thinking that

100pc

Yes they can. Hang at any public dock and enjoy the show.

They are practicing just like at the airport its a training time at the launch

I have seen this before. Anybody who puts their boat in the water with any regularity will see somebody like this every once in a while.

My boyfriend was doing the same thing

Steer the trailer, not the car

Great advice, I used to work at a pool supply store that sold hot tubs and we had a "70 Ford F250 and a 32' flatbed trailer that used to be a camper trailer to pick the hot tubs up at the manufacturer, the manager used to drive the first couple times then had me take over, I practiced a few times in the parking lot then backed into the truck dock slot between Kenworths and Peterbilts, It was white knuckling at first but went perfect, The key to it is not to over steer and follow the arch of the trailer turn

Thank you , for the help , not everyone’s a pro . And I’d add why laugh at newcomers , we all are new at something

Tia

@@jd2plus2 ‘Cause he was too friggin proud to accept help. Made himself a laughingstock.

That's what I think about when ever I launch my boat

It was clearly intentional

@@jolkraeremeark6949 yes, sad of Alfred to “stage” this one. Plenty of Real content out there.

I think he was trolling Alfred too! I was sold until the guy got out and started kicking the tires and over accenting the phone call!! LOL

@@brianhoops6620 Yeah, the dude "somehow" backed a perfect circle. Pretty obvious!

it was staged for the camera guy, no way anyone that appears that incompetent at the boat ramp could have driven miles through city traffic without incident, this was a clown act for the camera

Shoulda gone to a big empty parking lot

As a female who has a boat I don't know how to back up I always ask for someone to do it for me

No he wasn't! He had every intention of launching that boat. I wish he had! I don't think he'd ever gotten it out of the water though. He has more patience than anybody I ever saw. When he was finally done though he headed for the highway. He didn't put his back straps back on. Hope the boat stays on the trailer! The guys got to be smart or something. Between the Jeep and the boat is probably looking at 150 200 grand. Sure can't back up though. I'd have had that thing back there in about 2 minutes and givein him 5 cents change. He's probably a dentist! Has to take his time doing stuff! He needs to find somebody to teach him how to back up. He was so close at times. Yet so far away! Towards the end he seemed to be getting it with less corrections. But nope went back to his old way. Got to say though he had the circles down he did those pretty good. He was also able to do a pretty nice 90°. Those can get scary and expensive! Oops big crease in the back of the jeep. If he can't handle the Jeep and the trailer how he could be expected to handle the boat on the water. On a side note, the only way I can watch this long video was to mute the volume. Too much chatter! Gives me a headache! Otherwise the video was pretty decent

@@nerysjohnson4819 we all have to know our limitations! I'll bet you with some instruction you'd have it down. Not as hard as you think! Line it up in the beginning. Survey the area you're going to be backing into. I always found it easier to use one mirror and make small corrections. Some people say put your hand at the bottom of the steering wheel and turn it in the direction that you want the trailer to go. I never had to use that trick cuz I had a lot of experience moving around equipment. But it might work for those that don't.

@@lightningstrikestwice6302 thanks for the advice. Hopefully the dock will be empty and I can try it. It can be so stressful seeing everyone launch so quickly.

Because unlike you and I who have been doing this since before they were legally allowed to drive, they have never done it. I think the jeep was fake, but regardless everyone learns. If this guy refused help, then a few words will give him instant assistance without driving for him. Slow corrections, straighten the vehicle before attempting to back up, hand on the bottom of the wheel turning the direction he wants the boat to go, even put the vehicle in neutral so the boat pulls the vehicle. If you get out of whack, pull forward, straten the vehicle and boat and try again. I get that he would want to do it himself, but throwing tips his way will help. Frankly, I likely would have tried to talk him into learning in the parking lot but backing it into the parking lines. It's how I taught my wife and she was never even close to this bad.

@@BPRescue - I guess I see it in a different perspective since I have been backing trailers since I was a kid. I once parallel parked a motorhome towing a 30' glider trailer in downtown Portland Oregon, when I was only 16 years old. Perfect fit on the first try!

Alfred was in on it

Yeah that definitely seemed like acting

The fact that he stopped right before hitting the dock a couple times is a good clue, but yeah getting out and kicking the trailer tires was a lot of Hollywood

@@phonglo97 100%

This guy must be the offspring of his Aunt and Uncle…or this was staged?

this is just wow man, just wooow.

That’s because it’s staged. Tell me how he did a perfect full circle in reverse which is 100 times harder to do than simply backing it down ramp? And dude checking the prop and kicking the tires while over dramatizing a clearly fake phone call. This is so obviously set up

@@mikep8861 indeed

Best part is it's not even a small trailer

Well, how many staged videos have you seen ?

Ya think, he'll have Children?

tell that guy to go to Haulover when tides are changing!

Steve King his boat & trailer will be haulover the place?

Problem is people like this are dangerous!

If he woulda got that boat in the water imagine the trouble he woulda been in trying to get it out!!!

Indeed a true privilege to share with friends and family recorded for posterity.

A day that will live in infamy 😂

@@rickjames8317 Well said

winning

@@rickjames8317 I thought you passed on bro! Big fan!

Not really, I didn't do the best job my 1st time, but nothing like this. They key, was watching a lot of video on how to.

Never turn the wheel all the way to lock when backing up a trailer. This guy must have done it 50 times.

There's no excuse for this. Whoever gave that man a drivers license should be arrested.

@@newsnowbc1934 Yup some people are in-capable of doing what should be an easy task. My first time backing up a boat took me maybe 2 minutes max to get it aligned with the dock and down the ramp. The guy in a vid is over confident, Backing up a boat isn't hard its just small movements and predicting where it will go and correcting prior to it moving.

I saw someone say to put your hand at 6 o'clock on the steering wheel and then look back and turn your hand in the direction you want the trailer to go. Makes sense.

I am a newbie I have the direction down but tend to oversteer

@@gregsadventures3872 oversteer is easy to do, but also easily corrected 👍👍

Never done it before it and I can do it it’s not that hard

You hear yourself right? ITS STAGED

@@gregsadventures3872 dang didram

Could this have been done on purpose just to get on the chit show. Asking for a friend.

😂😂😂

This was a paid actor. Dude did a full circle backwards but can’t set it in water. Fake.. dude looked right at the camera and smiled . Fake

@@daxc1972 ORRRRR ....was Alfred in on it ? I say yes.

Jim , you are soooo right !!!

I was always told “steer towards the problem” and that made something click for me.

Yes, cause that’s smart. Why so many new boaters, who’ve clearly never driven with trailers, choose to try to figure out backing with a trailer AT the boat ramp is beyond me. Especially when I see or hear about new people choosing to do so at the busiest times at the ramp. Just so foolish.

He picked a slow day because it was a staged video, which couldn't be done on a weekend.

Problem is that he went to the RAMP instead of an open space somewhere.

@@stevejette2329 Can't stage the video anywhere else but a boat ramp...that's why !

@@meauxjeaux431 doubt it was staged

It is spelled *shit

He needs weeks of professional training. Or i would not trust him on the water.

I guess everyone learns at different paste I got it first try without ever driving with a traile lol

But then why is the boat still strapped to the trailer. You have all been punked.

I have a feeling he couldn’t see past the sides of the boat/trailer, backing blind because of his small SUV. Maybe he needs to install a backup camera on the back of the boat? LMAO!!!

Man I fucking HATE seeing that. Saw this older woman doing that years ago. Wlcoildnt believe what I was seeing.

Money doesn’t buy skills 🤷🏻‍♂️

And beautiful car! J'aime le white GRAND CHEROKEE !

That’s awesome!

Supergirl!

A few pointers would have helped him out a lot

You know, if dude just accepted some help those guys they could've taught him about turning the wheel the opposite way and just use SMALL turns of correction. Dude would've learned it in a couple trys.

@@jarvey1962 He refused any help from another Captain halfway through the video. :(