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Seth Meyers does his monologue for Tuesday, March 12, then sizzles through a list of topics and fires sick burns at some deserving subjects, like beanbag chairs and the Las Vegas Sphere.
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@joblotwix6045
@joblotwix6045 2 месяца назад
I love these extra-long monologues…you never know what second bit you’re gonna get when you click 😂
@peerblickdicht8401
@peerblickdicht8401 2 месяца назад
it takes the pain out of closer-look-less wednesdays
@kennyb3325
@kennyb3325 2 месяца назад
I think the Boeing joke may have gone over our heads. Unlike their planes.
@StillmanVonStillman
@StillmanVonStillman 2 месяца назад
You really landed that one!
@ellenfine145
@ellenfine145 2 месяца назад
good one
@sandyendicott1178
@sandyendicott1178 2 месяца назад
😅😅
@davidknightx
@davidknightx 2 месяца назад
Terrible joke. Allow me to show you the door...I think it's in someone's backyard.
@SalimAsit
@SalimAsit 2 месяца назад
it took me 3 mins, but i got there.
@Unbreakable1986
@Unbreakable1986 2 месяца назад
The punchline "Come out with your pants up!" was just sitting there
@atiazafr4775
@atiazafr4775 Месяц назад
You are a genius 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉😂😂😂😂
@vultan2000
@vultan2000 2 месяца назад
Seth with a joke that doesn’t land is like a fine wine. A sophisticated taste.
@silentmajority8365
@silentmajority8365 2 месяца назад
He is in the closet and on the Epstein list
@Omni0404
@Omni0404 2 месяца назад
The sound of 1 person clapping.
@phanahan
@phanahan 2 месяца назад
Carson used to dance a little jig when a joke bombed.
@GawdTy
@GawdTy 2 месяца назад
Truely an acquired taste 🍷
@MatthewMorse
@MatthewMorse 2 месяца назад
Only thing worse than that joke at landing is a Boeing aircraft.
@mattr0103
@mattr0103 2 месяца назад
"There's no need to curse" did not get the laughs it deserved
@amiemeacham2974
@amiemeacham2974 2 месяца назад
First time jackal here 🥳 It’s not called the Heimlich Maneuver any more. The procedure is called “abdominal thrusts”. Since 2006. Heimlich asked that The Red Criss stop calling it that because he didn’t agree with their updated guidelines. And yes, I am proud of myself 😊 Love you, Amber!
@hauntedshadowslegacy2826
@hauntedshadowslegacy2826 2 месяца назад
Okay, but now it just sounds kinkier.
@andr3wbrowyn
@andr3wbrowyn 2 месяца назад
Correction to the correction - "anymore" is a compound word and it's the Red "Cross" not Red "Criss". Although, when Darren Criss is cross, he becomes the "Red Criss". Now, go ahead and Heimlich deeeeez ice cream cones.
@KristyEgg
@KristyEgg 2 месяца назад
Bwa ha ha
@ellenfine145
@ellenfine145 2 месяца назад
BTW, what happened to the Amber Ruffin Show? I used to love to watch that. Lemme guess, we still have a constitutional amendment against having women on Late Night?
@markfrost2707
@markfrost2707 2 месяца назад
hes been dead for like 50 years
@gregarioustumours2397
@gregarioustumours2397 2 месяца назад
That Romney joke should have been saved for the Surprise Inspection.
@danbsports6760
@danbsports6760 2 месяца назад
And you know we all want to know who wrote it.
@danyg4063
@danyg4063 2 месяца назад
​@@danbsports6760 I'm getting Scollins vibes from that one for some reason.
@meganbarber3599
@meganbarber3599 2 месяца назад
​@@danyg4063not at all.
@danyg4063
@danyg4063 2 месяца назад
@@meganbarber3599 Yea, I don't know. It definitely doesn't sound like a Scollins joke, but for some reason, that's where my brain went.
@ggjohnson5754
@ggjohnson5754 2 месяца назад
I missed it.
@blue2sco
@blue2sco 2 месяца назад
That Boeing joke was.....riveting
@dkevans
@dkevans 2 месяца назад
I thought it was nuts.
@immoegreen200
@immoegreen200 2 месяца назад
It was screwed!!!
@shawnanderson4283
@shawnanderson4283 Месяц назад
The joke didn't really....take off...😮
@CaseyBlase
@CaseyBlase 2 месяца назад
This many jokes not landing makes me think Seth hired the crew from Boeing.
@sanseijedi
@sanseijedi 2 месяца назад
Ouch!
@cathyh675
@cathyh675 2 месяца назад
I'm pretty sure if Seth had hired Boeing the punchlines would have landed in New Jersey.
@ericminch
@ericminch 2 месяца назад
Even if the plane is totally defective it still lands, one way or another.
@noahcarpenter123
@noahcarpenter123 2 месяца назад
This wasn’t funny either.
@billevans7736
@billevans7736 2 месяца назад
He and the writers might have screws loose.
@thebillmm
@thebillmm 2 месяца назад
Correction: when administering CPR or other first aid, you do ask for consent. If verbal consent isn't possible (like if they're choking) the person can nod. If they appear to have lost consciousness you shout, tap their shoulder, and if no response, presume consent.
@Spandau-Filet
@Spandau-Filet 2 месяца назад
They’ve done a 12 and under Survivor. It’s called Lord of the Flies.
@kylaarmstrong-benjamin8066
@kylaarmstrong-benjamin8066 2 месяца назад
Lol that was just a creepy dudes book. Never happened in real life
@alaingadbois2276
@alaingadbois2276 2 месяца назад
@@kylaarmstrong-benjamin8066Survivor isn’t real life either
@kylaarmstrong-benjamin8066
@kylaarmstrong-benjamin8066 2 месяца назад
@@alaingadbois2276 true
@nzsooz3884
@nzsooz3884 2 месяца назад
Damn good book
@DwarfDaddy
@DwarfDaddy 2 месяца назад
@@kylaarmstrong-benjamin8066look up Kid Nation
@johnlienhart2717
@johnlienhart2717 2 месяца назад
I loved how often you circled back to previous targets in Ya Burnt, building on the jokes. Excellent intro as well.
@FutureCommentary1
@FutureCommentary1 2 месяца назад
They did manage to build in some synergies between those jokes.
@Becky_Cal
@Becky_Cal 2 месяца назад
I love how Seth responds when a joke doesn’t land! 😅😅😅 “On your way home…you’re gonna be like, Oh! Okayyyy.” Love that he can laugh at himself. 👏👏
@SpaceForceCommander
@SpaceForceCommander 2 месяца назад
The man who robbed an adult stone was pointing his weapon at the employee, and he also had a gun! (Channeling my inner Scollins)
@ronhernandez9517
@ronhernandez9517 2 месяца назад
I must admit the migrating tree frogs bit gets me every time. 😂
@monicaharris6398
@monicaharris6398 2 месяца назад
I luv it when Seth starts talking about tree frogs!!
@sherinameless1618
@sherinameless1618 2 месяца назад
I always hope that it will eventually lead to an Animal Flubs segment.
@Riitta-od3be5666
@Riitta-od3be5666 2 месяца назад
Real estate investors losing money is music to my ears. They are a major reason why the real estate market is the way that it is now.
@Kaisa-kp3nc677
@Kaisa-kp3nc677 2 месяца назад
how do I get in touch with this consultant that assist?
@Kaisa-kp3nc677
@Kaisa-kp3nc677 2 месяца назад
Thanks for the info . Found her website and it really impressive
@DirtScraps
@DirtScraps 2 месяца назад
That totally screwed plane joke really got me. 🤣😂🤣
@ginadelsasso288
@ginadelsasso288 2 месяца назад
The second part really got me too....driving in my car part.
@eletakelley7188
@eletakelley7188 2 месяца назад
It's hard to land a plane joke without wheels
@vapx0075
@vapx0075 2 месяца назад
It requires the idea to be forthcoming that planes, indeed are screwed together. I researched this once: they have to be taken apart during checks. The bigger the check, the more 'unscrewed' the plane gets and it looks like this one was a big one in which they stopped and went 'F'. Very literally not screwed together. Of course, the layman level of the joke is 'what have we been flying in this whole time?!' Very clever.
@samuela-aegisdottir
@samuela-aegisdottir Месяц назад
I understood the joke even though English is not my first language. That is so not often with jokes that play with words like that.
@Distant_View
@Distant_View 2 месяца назад
Wow, yeah Seth is really the best at this. He's seriously the only late-night guy who's clearly having fun the whole time!
@michelebrugha1690
@michelebrugha1690 2 месяца назад
Seth’s delivery is absolutely ON point!!🤌
@derkeheath5172
@derkeheath5172 2 месяца назад
As an Arkansan, that child labor law joke was no joke. My teen daughter had to quit numerous jobs because they expected her to do things like work 8 hour shifts until 2am on school nights. The abuse is egregious. A high school teacher I know says his poor students can't stay awake in class anymore because they're so tired from working late shifts on crummy, low pay jobs.
@YeeSoest
@YeeSoest 2 месяца назад
Oh my, my favorite 3 words in Late Night: Migrating Tree Frogs !!!😂
@jeremyjohnsonMWN
@jeremyjohnsonMWN 2 месяца назад
I was reminded by this that I worked at a bakery before Dr. Heimlich's death in Cincinnati back in the day. He was a regular, and one day I got the balls to ask him to autograph an instructional poster. He did. Best thing ever. Really nice guy. Liked his tiny sweets... And yes, I always made really bad jokes about his bon bon orders.
@antoniaweber8074
@antoniaweber8074 2 месяца назад
fun fakt heimlich is the german word for secret and homey
@2rogues
@2rogues 2 месяца назад
I’m glad Heimlich was nice to you in these instances, but he was not actually a nice guy. He was probably thrilled to be asked for an autograph, bc he was an egomaniac who tried to slap his name on everything and promoted whatever it was whether it was medically sound or not. After popularizing the Maneuver, when the CDC refused to get on board with his other theories, he left the country desperate for more fame, going as far as China and Ethiopia to try to “cure” Cancer and Aids patients by injecting them with Malaria. In fact his own son set out to discredit him because of how unethical he was. They did a Dollop about him (#95) if you want to hear more!
@meganbarber3599
@meganbarber3599 2 месяца назад
CORRECTION: November 20 and 21 have the same astrological sign. It should have been 21 and 22 for that joke to work.
@marcy3098
@marcy3098 2 месяца назад
I'm NEVER going to learn about those tree frogs, am I?
@Johnny-re9kg
@Johnny-re9kg 2 месяца назад
13 straight minutes of comedic heat! Well done Seth.
@napalmholocaust9093
@napalmholocaust9093 2 месяца назад
I remember being sat down when I was 13 for the talk about the birds, the bees and the axolotls. Super awkward.
@jodyfulford8215
@jodyfulford8215 2 месяца назад
Yeah, I remember that talk. When my dad started in on me I just made like an amoeba and split.
@Pibealges
@Pibealges 2 месяца назад
Did you axolotl questions?
@usernamedkjahstill5003
@usernamedkjahstill5003 2 месяца назад
That "Fudge/Pence" joke was so dang good!!
@joseph-zoramcbride4029
@joseph-zoramcbride4029 2 месяца назад
"darn that cheese-faced cat!"
@paulyricca3881
@paulyricca3881 Месяц назад
👴🏻🥃 SOOO HOWS YO MOTHER DOIN?
@paulyricca3881
@paulyricca3881 Месяц назад
@@joseph-zoramcbride4029👴🏻🥃. WUTS YOUR PROBLEM?
@SpaceForceCommander
@SpaceForceCommander 2 месяца назад
I’m surprised the Mitt Romney joke passed a Surprise Inspection.
@sherinameless1618
@sherinameless1618 2 месяца назад
Seth should institute "Flash Surprise Inspections," where after a monologue joke bombs, Seth calls the writer live and asks him/her for an apology.
@AngryAuditor
@AngryAuditor 2 месяца назад
There was a bit LONG ago when a broccoli/ floret joke bombed during the monolog and Seth brought the writer onstage immediately to explain the joke.
@dbagette
@dbagette 2 месяца назад
Sponsored by Xbox but can't say the same about Bigfoot Collectors Club, available wherever you listen to Family Trips with the Meyers Bros and The Amber and Lacey, Lacey and Amber Show. And did you know that you can watch Family Trips wherever you find this comment?
@robertdievendorf3312
@robertdievendorf3312 2 месяца назад
Worked for me. Must be a generational thing.
@TimmyRiordan
@TimmyRiordan 2 месяца назад
@@AngryAuditor A Writer Explains a Joke is the next best thing to Suprise Inspection. I miss it.
@crovax1375
@crovax1375 2 месяца назад
That treefrog transition was top tier!
@rubensilva_
@rubensilva_ 2 месяца назад
Has there ever been a flipping-the-bird without blurring on one of the big three television networks? I don’t think so. I guess Seth Meyer really is running an underground show from his parent’s basement. Fascinating stuff.
@paulyricca3881
@paulyricca3881 2 месяца назад
👨🏻‍🦰HELP IRELAND 🇮🇪 BANISHED THE CROWN
@patriciaa4451
@patriciaa4451 2 месяца назад
That long scenic walk to the migrating tree frogs intro got me.😂😂😂
@kristieamaya3365
@kristieamaya3365 2 месяца назад
0:48 spot-on Pence impression; Impression Camp was worth every penny
@nedisings
@nedisings 2 месяца назад
I got saved by the Heimlich Maneuver 3 years ago.
@edwardallenthree
@edwardallenthree 2 месяца назад
My wife was horrified by a noise in the kitchen but it was just me finally laughing at the Boeing screw joke.
@Paitriot21
@Paitriot21 2 месяца назад
the "diminishing returns" joke was prety good
@Jason-hg1pc
@Jason-hg1pc 2 месяца назад
Your spelling and grammar aren't.
@russellkaye9289
@russellkaye9289 2 месяца назад
I was smoking the ganja during this clip, I'm burnt. 🤓
@paulpease8254
@paulpease8254 2 месяца назад
Reply with more annoying office jargon. I’ll go first: stakeholders, will this scale, circle back…
@AccelerateYourSuccess
@AccelerateYourSuccess 2 месяца назад
Don't forget "pivot".
@thorn_again
@thorn_again 2 месяца назад
Leverage our assets. Core competencies. Synergy.
@clareshaughnessy2745
@clareshaughnessy2745 2 месяца назад
OMG, I’ve never worked in an office and when my sisters get together talking about work I have literally NO idea what they’re saying. It’s like a foreign language- and, yes, next commenter, stakeholder is one of those bloody words- do they just mean users?
@LightworkBeacon
@LightworkBeacon 2 месяца назад
Don't forget to take that 'high level view'.😂
@ehall5151
@ehall5151 2 месяца назад
I hope another comment might 'escalate' this excellent comment.
@DarthJunkie666
@DarthJunkie666 2 месяца назад
Ewen McGregor and James A. Caster?!?! Damn what a great show!
@fionag5357
@fionag5357 2 месяца назад
Acaster***
@DarthJunkie666
@DarthJunkie666 2 месяца назад
@@fionag5357 Yeah it's one of his jokes....
@Pattio47
@Pattio47 2 месяца назад
Seth’s burn on buffets made me laugh. So true. Last week I was staying at a resort and lined up at the buffet for lunch. As I was picking up a ladle to get some soup, the 6 yr old behind me sneezed directly on it. I decided on salad instead. 😜
@dkevans
@dkevans 2 месяца назад
Ewwww! 🤢
@immoegreen200
@immoegreen200 2 месяца назад
I saw a 6yo pickup a piece of pizza on the buffet with his dirty hands and change his mind and put it back😮😮😮
@sammymarcy6029
@sammymarcy6029 2 месяца назад
Back in the 70's bean bag chairs had a zipper on the bottom for hiding weed and hustler magazine in
@jackharrison7613
@jackharrison7613 2 месяца назад
oh yeah. I forgot to check it before I gave it to the Thrift Store.
@donnyguapo7746
@donnyguapo7746 2 месяца назад
Yeah, we millennials got em, we just use 'em for vapes and fetty
@FutureCommentary1
@FutureCommentary1 2 месяца назад
This guy invites me for dinner, first date. He calls me before the date to ask for my astrological sign. I canceled the date.
@immoegreen200
@immoegreen200 2 месяца назад
Now he knows your scorpio!!!😂😂😂
@annestewart5741
@annestewart5741 2 месяца назад
I'm sorry for doubting you, Seth. Every time I think you & your writers couldn't possibly get any better or do anything better than your last incredible bit/piece, you prove me wrong, thankfully!!! You all are unbelievably amazing! Fantastic job here, thank you! Bravo... 👏👏👏 Impressive. Keep up the great job! Truly... Amazing!
@Christine-jz1qj
@Christine-jz1qj 2 месяца назад
Office jargon brought many memories to this retired grandmother.
@KennyBradley
@KennyBradley 2 месяца назад
Correction it wasn't screws that were the problem, it was the bolts
@ginadelsasso288
@ginadelsasso288 2 месяца назад
Ok jackal... Save it for Monday.
@whelanky
@whelanky 2 месяца назад
Correcting correction, they're fasteners as a general term
@crystalshaw8744
@crystalshaw8744 2 месяца назад
​@@ginadelsasso288😂😂😂
@LivinMyJeffLife
@LivinMyJeffLife 2 месяца назад
But they were/weren't "screwed" on🤔
@Omni0404
@Omni0404 2 месяца назад
@@ginadelsasso288 It's impossible not to read your reply in Seth's voice lol
@russward2612
@russward2612 2 месяца назад
As a Utah resident, I approve the Mitt Romney birthday joke.
@tubabelle
@tubabelle 2 месяца назад
as a Massachusetts resident, I concur.
@sherinameless1618
@sherinameless1618 2 месяца назад
Some people who shop at thrift stores aren't hipsters, they are poor. Seth's writers, ya burnt for being elistists!
@Rampala
@Rampala 2 месяца назад
Right? Who's got $75 to spend on ONE article of clothing?? 😵‍💫
@revengefrommars
@revengefrommars 2 месяца назад
Not sure if it's true for every Goodwill, but the ones around here have inflated prices. Other thrift stores are probably better for those pinching pennies.
@sportbikejesus6297
@sportbikejesus6297 2 месяца назад
There are soooo many ists btwn being thrift store poor and elite. Let’s call it being middlists
@dk9619
@dk9619 2 месяца назад
I thought he'd get a little backlash on this. Got a little butt hurt for a minute
@maddyw2983
@maddyw2983 2 месяца назад
And some of us really love the treasures found on the racks along with the price tag. ARC is one of my favorites to check out every month or so.
@indigowolf556
@indigowolf556 2 месяца назад
Seth, funnier than hell!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Great monologue!
@StarryRockz
@StarryRockz 2 месяца назад
You guys like ice cream too?
@SchoolforHackers
@SchoolforHackers 2 месяца назад
Oh yeah, I light right up. 😂
@jcoopes5604
@jcoopes5604 2 месяца назад
What flavor? Butter pecan is my fav!
@kallen868
@kallen868 2 месяца назад
​@@jcoopes5604 Me too!😋
@NewMessage
@NewMessage 2 месяца назад
I'd lay good money that Donnie refused to read Adolf's book until he was assured that it wasn't about pitching tents, making fires, and singalongs.
@cleverusername9369
@cleverusername9369 2 месяца назад
🤦‍♂️ that's not how you pronounce kampf
@DanielBlaney
@DanielBlaney 2 месяца назад
​@@cleverusername9369the joke is that he would look at the word and think it's about camping.
@Illjwamh
@Illjwamh 2 месяца назад
@@cleverusername9369 The irony of the person who doesn't get the joke using the facepalm emoji...
@askew9976
@askew9976 2 месяца назад
Stop it! It was read TO him😂
@tiki_trash
@tiki_trash 2 месяца назад
I wonder if Mr. Poopy Pants Pee Pee Tape can even pitch a tent at his age, if you know what I mean, if you catch my drift, wink wink, nudge nudge.
@upland77
@upland77 2 месяца назад
Thrift stores and buffets are all some people can afford
@monicaharris6398
@monicaharris6398 2 месяца назад
Ahhhhh! Two balls no strikes!
@450Chicago
@450Chicago 2 месяца назад
This was a very funny, tight set. All killer, no filler!
@cleverusername9369
@cleverusername9369 2 месяца назад
Correction: the Heimlich maneuver and CPR are used for completely different situations, and mouth-to-mouth resuscitation is no longer recommended.
@aliceputt3133
@aliceputt3133 2 месяца назад
Isn’t that because of COVID and HIV? They stopped doing mouth to around HIV times.
@dianne8936
@dianne8936 2 месяца назад
😮...🤣🤣🤣....Cruz DOES look like Grandpa Munster! Too funny.🤣🤣🤣
@Zakkrifice
@Zakkrifice 2 месяца назад
Since "heimlich" means "in secrecy" in german, that Warsaw joke hits home
@kkupsky6321
@kkupsky6321 2 месяца назад
Drop out a window? Even Wally knows that’s called “defenestration”. Give Wally the show. He’s the star.
@willg3220
@willg3220 2 месяца назад
Didn't have enough clips for a closer look? Ya burnt 🔥
@danielgregory3295
@danielgregory3295 2 месяца назад
Not Closer Look night..😊❤
@willg3220
@willg3220 2 месяца назад
I like a closer look. I don't pay attention, just get disappointed when there isn't one. Including weekends
@danielgregory3295
@danielgregory3295 2 месяца назад
@@willg3220 They are indeed some of his best stuff! Stay safe, jackal...
@sherinameless1618
@sherinameless1618 2 месяца назад
There is never A Closer Look on Tuesday.
@b.d.hampton
@b.d.hampton 2 месяца назад
Great to see James Acaster blowin up the American scene. I have been watching his hilarious antics on Mock the Week for years. His appearance on Taskmaster certainly was noteworthy, and of course, his infamous Bake Off experience will become telly history.
@rileyfuckingrifle
@rileyfuckingrifle 2 месяца назад
Isn't this the guy that started spamming the spammers?
@nightsgrow6575
@nightsgrow6575 2 месяца назад
@@rileyfuckingrifleno that’s Joe Lycett
@modemmama100
@modemmama100 2 месяца назад
I wanted socks. Best freaking joke in ages! Kudos to the author.
@prithamukherji4516
@prithamukherji4516 2 месяца назад
6:55 Correction - BEAN BAGS ARE THE EPITOME OF RELAXATION!!! LEAVE THE BEAN BAGS ALONE!!!!!!!
@paulyricca3881
@paulyricca3881 2 месяца назад
👴🏻🥃 BEAN BAGS IS FOR MALE HIPSTERS IN WILLIAMSBURG BROOKLYN NY EATIN SEEDED BREAD AND $20 ALMOND COOKIES DAT WATT BEAN BAG IS FOR.
@JohnClark-tt2bl
@JohnClark-tt2bl 2 месяца назад
Business has a way of taking a simple question or statement and making it sound ridiculous. "What are you asking for?" Becomes "what is the ask here?" Meanwhile I sit there wondering where i went wrong in life...😑
@vebe3358
@vebe3358 2 месяца назад
Happy Tuesday!!!
@paulyricca3881
@paulyricca3881 2 месяца назад
👨🏻‍🦰HELP IRELAND 🇮🇪 BANISHED THE CROWN
@ginadelsasso288
@ginadelsasso288 2 месяца назад
​@@paulyricca3881what? No one is reporting on anything in Ireland. Everything ok over there?
@paulyricca3881
@paulyricca3881 2 месяца назад
@@ginadelsasso288👴🏻🥃 U BEEN IN YOUR BASEMENT TOO LONG WAKE UP AND SMELL THE COFFEE THERE WAR IN IRELAND 🇮🇪 UNDERGROUND FOR THE LAST YEARS . READ A NEWS ONCE AND A WHILE.
@paulyricca3881
@paulyricca3881 2 месяца назад
@@ginadelsasso288👴🏻🥃 YOURE WRONG DERE IS WAR OVER DERE WORST THAN ISRAEL. READ A NEWS PAPER.
@paulyricca3881
@paulyricca3881 2 месяца назад
@@stephaniebarrett4769👨🏻‍🦰HELP IRELAND 🇮🇪 BANISHED THE CROWN
@AngryAuditor
@AngryAuditor 2 месяца назад
Why does Seth find migrating tree frogs so ribbitting?
@gregvetter5070
@gregvetter5070 2 месяца назад
See what you did there? 1k 👍
@stoppin2look
@stoppin2look 2 месяца назад
Bean Bag chairs are great for small children to lounge around on and play on -- saves your actual furniture.
@nuschlerclark895
@nuschlerclark895 2 месяца назад
You don’t want Trump? Then VOTE BLUE!
@MuShinGirl
@MuShinGirl 2 месяца назад
Holy Cats! I laughed so hard at the Ludlum comment I had to rewind to hear what I missed.
@dredgerivers7730
@dredgerivers7730 2 месяца назад
It's fine if you've never been to a thrift store, but... screw you, Seth Meyers. Thrift stores are cool and clean. You don't need or love them, but some of us do. And Bigfoot is real.
@DNTXPCTMCH
@DNTXPCTMCH 2 месяца назад
This is the first week in a long time that I finally know more than 1 guest!
@KozacraS
@KozacraS 2 месяца назад
I also feel like I'm the one left out of an inside joke when it comes to "famous" people. 😔
@markfrost2707
@markfrost2707 2 месяца назад
too easy...
@jrojala
@jrojala 2 месяца назад
I mean, I’d be way too embarrassed to proclaim that I am completely ignorant of modern culture, you shine bright, Starlight.
@alphabetsoup488
@alphabetsoup488 2 месяца назад
What a joke America has become! Biden criminally stole classified documents, proven fact! But its OK because he cooperated after he got caught, and because his memory is bad, we can't charge him. That's like catching a bank robber with the money, then cooperates with the police, and is a little mentally delinquent, you have to let him go! That's ridiculous!
@DNTXPCTMCH
@DNTXPCTMCH 2 месяца назад
Parenting can do that to people. I am not embarrassed because being up to date on celebrities is not a priority in my life. I spend more time outside than in front of the TV. I spend time with my kids and I know all of my neighbors names. I maintain ecosystems and can name over 250 flower species. I do shine bright like a diamond 😎🌞
@trippingoverme420
@trippingoverme420 2 месяца назад
That adult store was in my hometown, I'm so proud of it🎉
@musickid43
@musickid43 2 месяца назад
The one office manerism i hate is when someone justs says "hi" in the chat client and doesn't elaborate until i respond. Because for some reason i have to be at my computer for them to ask a question in an asynchronous chatting program. And they got offended when i asked them to ask the question up front.
@charlenemack7040
@charlenemack7040 2 месяца назад
Hitler’s book would have to be a coloring book with Crayola crayons otherwise Trump would have nothing to do with it.
@AccelerateYourSuccess
@AccelerateYourSuccess 2 месяца назад
It's the 1 book he's actually read through, 'cause someone, his dad, gave it to him. His dad was a hitler lover.
@sebastianalemar6972
@sebastianalemar6972 2 месяца назад
Nice work, Seth. Always making comical jokes, keep it up! 😂😁
@oneupmanship
@oneupmanship 2 месяца назад
Comical jokes, are you being redundant?
@BaconTomatoCheese
@BaconTomatoCheese 2 месяца назад
I thumbs up on this - not ONLY because I always love Seth Meyers’ great wit, but there were no commercial interruptions - unlike Jimmy Kimmel, where you can count on two or three commercials at least! I never thumbs up him - and I’ve unsubscribed him as well! Yer blazed, Jimmy Kimmel/RU-vid!!🔥
@HelynnHeels
@HelynnHeels 2 месяца назад
RU-vid ads those ads on Jimmy Kimmel because they understand it's popularity. Kimmel isn't to blame for the ads.
@theunwantedcritic
@theunwantedcritic 2 месяца назад
More jokes! More jokes! and more jokes! Howard Stern mentioned David Packman on his podcast, and David Packman’s listenership increased dramatically. Seth had an ice cream cone with Joe, and I think a lot of people finally realize this guy is comedy, gold!
@nancyscogin7549
@nancyscogin7549 2 месяца назад
excited to see James Acaster!
@seraphonica
@seraphonica 2 месяца назад
that's how you know Seth is a classy guy. he reads banned books.
@AC3handle
@AC3handle 2 месяца назад
This feels like an entire Scollins episode.
@edwardblair4096
@edwardblair4096 2 месяца назад
I think that Boeing joke almost bolted away from you.
@monicaharris6398
@monicaharris6398 2 месяца назад
OR DON’T!
@paulyricca3881
@paulyricca3881 2 месяца назад
👴🏻🥃ANOTHER BOILER MAKER!
@debraknapton
@debraknapton 2 месяца назад
I got the "...totally screwed" joke right away. You're hilarious 😂
@hereliesthedwarf
@hereliesthedwarf 2 месяца назад
"The password is 'fidelio'" got me
@Chef_PC
@Chef_PC 2 месяца назад
Seth missed a "Ya Burnt" after the Bigfoot one.
@NZBigfoot
@NZBigfoot 2 месяца назад
As someone whos been into cryptozoology and specifically Bigfoot for 40+ years... that jab hurt... but was surprised we avoided a 'ya Burnt', so it doesnt count! Ha suck it Astrology.
@agiraffe3673
@agiraffe3673 2 месяца назад
@@NZBigfootya, don’t come for my cryptids!
@daddyilo
@daddyilo 2 месяца назад
*CORRECTION:* That bedbug's bowling shirt was on backwards.
@old-fashionedcoughypot
@old-fashionedcoughypot 2 месяца назад
l think it was too big too. *YUGE* like the bedbugs they have at Trump's Bedbugminster Golf Course/Ex-Wife Cemetary.
@charlenemack7040
@charlenemack7040 2 месяца назад
For some strange reason my sister and I have not been able to get channel 2 which would be Seth Meyers. Probably for seven years now. I used to get it, and then it disappeared. I know I can watch it on my tablet now… Thank goodness. Oh, my sister lives about five minutes away from me.
@JiraffeJackalese
@JiraffeJackalese 2 месяца назад
"You're a Cancer. On society." 🤣 Couldn't sleep and watched parts of "This is Me Now" and it was hilarious to see Neil DeGrasse Tyson playing "Taurus" at a celestial roundtable! 😂😂😂😂 Colbert's interview with him alerted me to that, was worth it. There were some choice cameos in that recurring scene. And guess who was "Cancer"?!? *Sophia Vergara!* 😄 She's no cancer on society. 🥰😄 But wondering .... does J-Lo really ...... ya know? 😆 Or was that also movie-making make-believe?
@Mr__T__7777
@Mr__T__7777 2 месяца назад
11 from the UK 1am
@paulyricca3881
@paulyricca3881 2 месяца назад
👴🏻🥃I CANT BELIEVE IM SAYING THIS BUT THATS NOT A BAD IDEAL
@carnyzack
@carnyzack 2 месяца назад
CORRECTIONS: There's no table game called 'Blackshap"
@batoutofmel4959
@batoutofmel4959 2 месяца назад
He said Black Chap. Because he’s a huge racist!
@paulyricca3881
@paulyricca3881 2 месяца назад
👨🏻‍🦰 HELP IRELAND BANISHED THE CROWN
@JamesKennedy33
@JamesKennedy33 2 месяца назад
You brought James Acaster back!! I love you Seth.
@CheugnificentThaUnimpressive
@CheugnificentThaUnimpressive 2 месяца назад
Seth, i got a correction for you...the bed bug, in the graphic...its shirt is on backwards!! 🎉🎉🎉 Love the show
@dr.magnusnyhusurgentcarebar
@dr.magnusnyhusurgentcarebar 2 месяца назад
In other news the Boebert family is going to work for Boeing. Boeing says they are a perfect fit. The Boeberts are nuts and our bolts are missing nuts.
@Cancun771
@Cancun771 2 месяца назад
This monologue makes me want to disband the *Scollins Fan Club.*
@rubroken
@rubroken 2 месяца назад
My bad....I always thought it was called the Heineken maneuver
@tubabelle
@tubabelle 2 месяца назад
Romney socks joke was perfect. Also that last Ya Blazed joke 🤣
@carlosspeicywiener7018
@carlosspeicywiener7018 2 месяца назад
A casual look into trump's family history is all you need. His father was in the waffen ss. Fred trump was freidrich Tottenkopff before he immigrated.
@kennethbyrne3198
@kennethbyrne3198 2 месяца назад
i've been asking how do u get out of a beanbag chair
@jeepliving1
@jeepliving1 2 месяца назад
You don't GET out. You FALL out.
@jackl4laughs
@jackl4laughs 2 месяца назад
Coroner?
@vladimiralexanderlagos1477
@vladimiralexanderlagos1477 2 месяца назад
My single most hated piece of canned office jargon is the prhase "this is a friendly reminder..." since the unavoidable implication is that you are one notification away from a far less friendly reminder. It is so unnecessarily passive-aggressive.
@dap9387
@dap9387 2 месяца назад
We were in Vegas for Halloween! We had a great view from our hotel and LOVED the jack-o lantern Sphere (and other stuff)! It is a great addition to the Vegas skyline!
@SpaceForceCommander
@SpaceForceCommander 2 месяца назад
I’ve heard that the Chinese government owns 1% of TikTok’s Parent company, which is a ridiculous reason for banning it.
@markrix
@markrix 2 месяца назад
Thats not the issue, its the law that they must allow unrestricted access to their databases by the CCP.
@markrix
@markrix 2 месяца назад
They must allow unrestricted access of their databases to the CCP, its the law in china.
@mnchls
@mnchls 2 месяца назад
and the Zodiac uses Cruz's likeness
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