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@slyjester3315
@slyjester3315 Год назад
Disney is hard at work, setting the record for most flops by a movie studio in a 15 year span
@Сайтамен
@Сайтамен Год назад
And beating it immediately.
@The_Primary_Axiom
@The_Primary_Axiom Год назад
Pro DEI = Anti money every time.
@brendajameson5093
@brendajameson5093 Год назад
All u know about the film is a couple of pictures. This film will do fine because she's still white so racists won't have anything to complain about.
@imarriedabrkfsttaco3737
@imarriedabrkfsttaco3737 Год назад
The flop is female. K.K. should have some shirts made.
@alexfriedman918
@alexfriedman918 Год назад
It’s especially mind-boggling because of the unprecedented bloated budgets that these flops have! I am old enough to remember when Waterworld stunned Hollywood by blowing over 150M on a movie that grossed less than 100M worldwide, I think! That’s chump change compared to what Disney is (allegedly) wasting on their movies now!
@iantempleton313
@iantempleton313 Год назад
Imagine being so progressive that you completely exclude a marginalized group of people (dwarfs) from one of the few stories where dwarfs are the hero’s 😂
@vaderladyl
@vaderladyl Год назад
Oh the irony...
@lunecker
@lunecker Год назад
What do you mean. Today in disney only trans gay black characters are heroes!!!
@JMARTIN1947
@JMARTIN1947 Год назад
Those proposed "dwarves" in the modern remake are grotesque. They look like they are the types to defecate on the sidewalks in San Francisco.
@interestingtimes6242
@interestingtimes6242 Год назад
They have to remake it because today the dwarves would be considered creeps and get turned in to HR.
@annabellthedoll9953
@annabellthedoll9953 Год назад
@@interestingtimes6242 Wait, seriously?
@NOREMAC007
@NOREMAC007 Год назад
I love how Peter Dinklage has “protected” fellow little people actors by insuring they’re never allowed to work in Hollywood again. Well done!
@georgechapman9688
@georgechapman9688 Год назад
His comments make him seem like a dumbass
@maurobertolone5198
@maurobertolone5198 Год назад
He said I'm the only little person allowed to have a job and collect a paycheck while dwarves role are scarce .
@theomimesis
@theomimesis Год назад
Dinklage does have to undermine his competition.
@Vespyr_
@Vespyr_ Год назад
I love that they had a genuine opportunity to be truly diverse and hire seven dwarf actors and give them opportunities to make their mark but that would be too close to genuine diversity.
@l_ifeefi_l1998
@l_ifeefi_l1998 Год назад
Peter hopes he could play superman one day, bcoz dwarves shld be treated and seen as a normal adult
@RachelNichols-writer
@RachelNichols-writer Год назад
Thank you, Peter Dinklage. I used to think that little people had magical powers, lived together communally in picturesque cottages made of gingerbread, and relied on mining diamonds as their only source of income. But thanks to you, I now know better. I will do better as I apologize for my big fragility and check my height privilege.
@proto-geek248
@proto-geek248 Год назад
He puts the Dink in Dinklage.
@rnettles6241
@rnettles6241 Год назад
I was a cast member extra on the set of GOT. I actually met Peter at the commissary. Cool guy. When I was a few bucks shy on my lunch, he told the cafeteria lady that he would pay the difference. When I caught up with him to pay him back, I gave him a few bucks extra to make it an even $10.00. "What's this?" He asked. "I just rounded it to ten, I said. I didn't want to short-change you." He flipped me off with the tiniest middle finger that I ever did see. Funny shit.
@CelticVictory
@CelticVictory Год назад
Considering how short I am, I have a hard time apologizing for height privilege.
@podunkest
@podunkest Год назад
Yeah, Minecraft really is just Dwarf Simulator 2000.
@dlxmarks
@dlxmarks 2 месяца назад
Forget the cottage. Peter "Thinks he's season 1 Tyrion but he's really season 8 Tyrion" Dinklage said the seven dwarves live in a cave.
@renangoncalvesflores
@renangoncalvesflores Год назад
Keep going, Disney! You've become too much of a good joke for us to even think about suggesting you to do it different. Keep doing things just as you're doing.
@nicoleking772
@nicoleking772 Год назад
So will they now have cast members looking like these hipsters wandering through the near abandoned theme parks? Scaring the few small children and making old people uncomfortable, wondering IF these Zoomers will be asking them for money to buy weed. It's going to be, wait for it... “legendary,”
@JO-qn8gy
@JO-qn8gy Год назад
Snow Brown, one dwarf and 6 normal height humans will be a major hit in theatres all over the world. Well done Disney 😊
@rickyj5547
@rickyj5547 Год назад
Look like snow White and the seven junkies from San Francisco on the trip to San Francisco
@StonyStevenson75
@StonyStevenson75 Год назад
And to keep doing what they're doing is exactly what they'll do. Think of the financial 'losses' as what it 'costs' to destroy western culture and it'll all fall into place.
@MaskedMan66
@MaskedMan66 Год назад
@@JO-qn8gy Snow isn't brown, not unless something's been deposited in it.
@CraftySouthpaw
@CraftySouthpaw Год назад
The irony is that we already HAD a far more "modernized" take on Snow White with "Snow White & the Huntsman," where she was depicted as a warrior clad in armor, led an army into battle, and killed the evil queen in hand-to-hand combat. That version looks like a cinematic masterpiece compared to what's being trotted out here.
@watchman0062
@watchman0062 Год назад
I loved that.
@suzannekirkwood6392
@suzannekirkwood6392 Год назад
Never seen that movie but sounds a lot better than this one. If they wanted a truly modern take why not do as the makers of Romeo and Juliet did(Leonardo DiCaprio one) - take a classic and put it into today's world
@richardque1036
@richardque1036 Год назад
"BALL OF FIRE" 1941 movie by howard hawk.,this is probably the best .
@Jacky-zt5ch
@Jacky-zt5ch Год назад
Yeah that movie was much better.
@antonioyeats2149
@antonioyeats2149 Год назад
Yeah that movie was definitely not snow white lol. Its kind of weird they even bothered to call it "a take on-". Cool idea though. Thing is I was already pretty sick of empowered female warriors by the time that shit came out. It's really only good I'm comparison to what we have now
@Always-Hustle
@Always-Hustle Год назад
Why is there 4 black dwarfs and 3 white dwarfs? Disney - what about the Asian and Indian dwarfs? That's not diversity... Also we need a wheelchair Dwarf. Do better Disney.
@mustang607
@mustang607 Год назад
Wheelie.
@Always-Hustle
@Always-Hustle Год назад
@@The-Man-On-The-Mountain so it's going to be an action movie with loads of explosions? Heck yea!
@PALACIO254
@PALACIO254 Год назад
Can we get a 7ft dwarf you know so tall people know that they too can be a dwarf
@joec8321
@joec8321 Год назад
What about non binary and gender fluid dwarfs. That's not very inclusive, Disney.b😂😂😂
@felicity1877
@felicity1877 Год назад
the picture is fake. That's just a troll picture (not here to defend Disney, I didn't appreciate Disney even before the era of live action remakes...Disney is an evil company, thank you Simpsons (; )
@Vespyr_
@Vespyr_ Год назад
Love how Dinklage makes sure he has zero competition in Hollywood. He's been slammed by the Dwarfism community so hard for his comments. "He's not KING Dwarf!" They say! 200% IQ play though. What a selfish bastard. 😂
@proto-geek248
@proto-geek248 Год назад
He puts the Dink in Dinklage.
@Tim_the_Enchanter
@Tim_the_Enchanter Год назад
If I'm remembering correctly (and I am), the dwarves in Snow White were depicted as compassionate, industrious and loyal. I'm scratching my head as to what is "backwards" about that. also ... I'll just save Disney the time and effort later, and remind everyone who doesn't go see this abomination that they're a bigot.
@iamthewizardwhoknocks2845
@iamthewizardwhoknocks2845 Год назад
To them, compassion, industry, and loyalty are backwards.
@gregorysaugustine5236
@gregorysaugustine5236 Год назад
To them compassion is weakness, letting the "other side" gets ahead if they're shown any compassion. Industrious is destruction. Taking things from nature more than they should. Loyalty is limiting yourself to one type of race, skin color, gender, etc. You shouldn't have any loyalty and ready move onto anything trending whenever it arrives.
@shazmodeus2795
@shazmodeus2795 Год назад
I miss the good old times that created hilarious characters like Tim the Enchanter.
@zaskiaalsakila7248
@zaskiaalsakila7248 Год назад
I can remember clearly few years ago, theres a video on news that a dwarf guy is angry tat Dinklich comments made them lose their jobs... 7 little people can get 7roles if not becoz of Dinklich. Hes a real backstabber of the Dwarf community...
@kantstenchonthemel5641
@kantstenchonthemel5641 Год назад
not only backwards but i'm sure they think it's patriarchal and maybe worse ! ...withe supr..I dare not say, it so awful!!
@odeleon24
@odeleon24 Год назад
I never knew little people were people. Thank you Disney!
@bellowphone
@bellowphone Год назад
Stunning and brave of you to admit it, but at least you are educating yourself.
@latina305mami
@latina305mami Год назад
​@@bellowphoneit's called sarcasm
@bellowphone
@bellowphone Год назад
@@latina305mami Well gosh, I had no idea. Thank you, Mr. Obvious. (In case you still need clarity, I know it was sarcasm, and so was my answer to it.)
@G.A.C_Preserve
@G.A.C_Preserve Год назад
@@bellowphone I don't know but I read your comment in a British accent that's in an Italian cartoon about an evil oil Consultant that overthrow the Arab monarchy or something like that
@bellowphone
@bellowphone Год назад
@@G.A.C_Preserve That's exactly how I intended it. Well done.
@renehoyvik
@renehoyvik Год назад
I love how Peter Dinklege is speaking up about the horrors of Holliwood against dwarfism, so only he needs to suffer the humiliation of being payed an exorbonant amount of money to carry the sterotype, so brave
@cestmoi7368
@cestmoi7368 Год назад
It’s halitosis watching these “oppressed” billionaires - like every NBA player.
@proto-geek248
@proto-geek248 Год назад
He puts the Dink in Dinklage
@jayronimo5667
@jayronimo5667 Год назад
He made millions playing a dwarf 😂
@csebesta84
@csebesta84 Год назад
So stunning.
@michami135
@michami135 Год назад
So very brave.
@kabriii
@kabriii Год назад
Gal gadot asks the mirror who’s the most beautiful girl. The mirror responds that she is. End of the movie
@gilbertopicinich1607
@gilbertopicinich1607 Год назад
Mirror replies Hillary
@gy3940
@gy3940 Год назад
LMAO! That mirror is a liar.
@Mediados
@Mediados Год назад
At this point, when not even SNOW WHITE is allowed to keep her skin, they are just doing it as a prank. They know the execs won't actually stop them.
@iamtheexaggerator2760
@iamtheexaggerator2760 Год назад
Pranked, bro. Ha! Gotcha!
@foolfether
@foolfether Год назад
these directives actually come from the higherups. haven't you heard blackrock's ceo that they are pushing the esg agenda at any cost?
@ErikaBell_Z
@ErikaBell_Z Год назад
I remember a book I read years ago where a Filipino girl played Snoe White in an elementary school classroom play because of a very small student body to choose from, and one of the class clowns called her "Snow Brown". I think of that when I see this trailer. I decided I'm going to call this movie Snow Brown and the Seven Hipsters.
@veeclash4157
@veeclash4157 Год назад
Disney Pitch meeting:: Snow White doesn't refer to how she looks, no that's just a title and we can't have dwarves, so we'll just have 7 diverse people of various sizes!
@nyctom08
@nyctom08 Год назад
@@ErikaBell_Z I'm going with Peanut Butter Fudge and the 7 sexually confused LGBTQ activists
@CLIFFLIX
@CLIFFLIX Год назад
THIS one will be the staightest, truest, most savavage and brutal PUNCH in Walt Disney's face that Disney has ever done to date.
@proto-geek248
@proto-geek248 Год назад
His severed head must be rolling in its cryo-tube.
@GaryLASQ
@GaryLASQ Год назад
I'm confident the release of this live-action remake of "Snow White" will have the same stunning and brave impact on Disney that Indy 5 had on Lucasfilm. It's all coming together in a spectacular display of fireworks for the entire world to enjoy, cheer about, and discuss at home, and in schools, for generations to come.
@puntura
@puntura Год назад
These movie are still making so much money in the box office. I am amazed. I think who does not support these kind of history lesson. should not support by no going to see these movie not for the review purpose also.
@MaskedMan66
@MaskedMan66 Год назад
If you want to see a good "modern" adaptation of this fairy tale, I highly recommend _Mirror, Mirror_ starring Lily Collins as Snow White and some actual Little People as the Dwarfs. That Snow is strong-willed and independent, but she also has a heart for other people and wishes to help them. Plus, she actually does fancy the Prince when he turns up.
@shanew5957
@shanew5957 Год назад
Had no idea dwarfs living in caves was a stereotype. Ive never heard anybody ever say that....ever.
@freewheeler8924
@freewheeler8924 Год назад
Really? Near where I live, there's a cave system - full of dwarfs! It stinks of dwarf in there. The council should do something about it.
@lepeejon2955
@lepeejon2955 Год назад
@@freewheeler8924 Durin's Folk?
@zubileegluckgluck
@zubileegluckgluck Год назад
it's never even occurred to me that the seven dwarves were actually human dwarves and not some humanoid creature of fantasy.
@freewheeler8924
@freewheeler8924 Год назад
@@zubileegluckgluck You probably think Peter Dinklage is real.
@Gloops01
@Gloops01 Год назад
Especially as in the movie they live in a house and work in a mine (and seem quite happy about it, singing merrily as off to work they go).
@CeeLiberty
@CeeLiberty Год назад
As a child Snow What was always my favorite Disney princess. I never saw her as weak as so many do. A weak princess couldn't care for seven men, animals, clean, sew, cook, bake, dance, and sing. And of course her kindness and empathy! She had plenty of skills. Show me a teenager that can do all that today? Growing up, she was an inspiration.♥
@Penscreen
@Penscreen Год назад
Sadly, physical strength in a woman is what is seen as heroic. Not, kindness or a strong soul! Pathetic really!
@freewheeler8924
@freewheeler8924 Год назад
I see that Disney have included the World's Tallest Dwarf. That's good. Tall dwarfs are a minority that the Oppressive Patriarchy rarely gives a voice or visibility to.
@lilithangelxii
@lilithangelxii Год назад
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
@sayitasis8326
@sayitasis8326 Год назад
Lmaoo I love this comment
@TomboyCactus
@TomboyCactus Год назад
Lololololol!
@bobbailey7024
@bobbailey7024 Год назад
🤣Excellent comment.
@RoyTheReplicant
@RoyTheReplicant Год назад
Hahaha🎉
@amicusswitchback1533
@amicusswitchback1533 Год назад
I think that its a genius ploy by Disney to make people think "Christ! Those early animated films were even better than I realised".
@aboveforever
@aboveforever Год назад
Snow White and the Seven Pirates. It's hard to believe they could have made something worse than Indiana Jones 5, but "wow!" they did it.
@amarcellus1714
@amarcellus1714 Год назад
Give them time. The Rey movie still has the potential to be the worst one yet.
@ggt47
@ggt47 Год назад
Ahh, I can not wait for Snow White not Snow White. It would be quite poignant if "Snow White" was what killed the live action remakes. As she started the animation boom. Like poetry.
@dalemayfield6098
@dalemayfield6098 Год назад
It’s funny that the witch is hotter than Snow White. 🤣
@whaguitars
@whaguitars Год назад
Hell ya. I'd such dirty things to Gal for free.
@cinegoth4144
@cinegoth4144 Год назад
She is the fairest of them all 😉
@blackdynamite_5470
@blackdynamite_5470 Год назад
Evil witch 😍
@whaguitars
@whaguitars Год назад
*do
@bdleo300
@bdleo300 Год назад
She is also more white than Snow White 😃
@proto-geek248
@proto-geek248 Год назад
I remember my grandmother telling me that no matter what they taught you in literature class, Snow White was Colombian.
@thumperjdm
@thumperjdm Год назад
Loved the part in the new movie where Snow White flashed her light saber, killed the Predator, and then told all the cowering men she'd just saved, "Get to the choppa!" Stunning & brave!
@nathanwhite2689
@nathanwhite2689 Год назад
😂😂😂
@amarcellus1714
@amarcellus1714 Год назад
You forgot the part where she said "I am all the princesses" and destroyed Sauron.
@BANKSREGIME
@BANKSREGIME Год назад
That would actually be funny asf
@richardjones7984
@richardjones7984 Год назад
I'm not sure if you are joking.
@aqualinebutbetter
@aqualinebutbetter Год назад
Nah bro, the best part was when Snow White said "I feel the need, the need for speed!" And flew all the men she saved to Outworld where she took over, and then taught the way of the Jedi to all the little girls in the land she ruled.
@daleksupreme922
@daleksupreme922 Год назад
As I kid and also as an adult I never thought the dwarves were human. Pretty obvious they are magical creatures.
@kathybrem880
@kathybrem880 Год назад
They were a separate race of people just like Tolkien’s elves
@mrsyg2029
@mrsyg2029 Год назад
Her name is literally “Snow White” in reference to her complexion at birth
@vaderladyl
@vaderladyl Год назад
Yeah but wokies think is just a name and that her last name is White.
@majorgear1021
@majorgear1021 Год назад
But what if the actor identifies as being white?
@SILENCEINTHESOULS
@SILENCEINTHESOULS Год назад
​@@majorgear1021she is classified as white
@amsfountain8792
@amsfountain8792 Год назад
I loved the part when Snow White said to Darth Vader " the sea is always right" while shooting with her/his magical vibranium bow.
@proto-geek248
@proto-geek248 Год назад
So your saying the sea isn't always right?
@sasha-stone
@sasha-stone Год назад
"And the seven diverse people." Oh man.
@proto-geek248
@proto-geek248 Год назад
How low, How low, How low can Disney go?
@zsuzsuspetals
@zsuzsuspetals Год назад
I guess I always thought of the dwarves from Snow White as little forest people like elves. Fantasy beings. Not that they were literally a human who happened to be little like Peter Dinklage is. Isn't that what dwarves in fantasy have always been? Like elves and knomes? But in Snow White, even if they were little people, they were honest, kind and hard working and risked their lives to save Snow White at the end. What is there to be offended by that they'd need to change that?
@AliceInWonderlandFan970
@AliceInWonderlandFan970 Год назад
Cuz Disney wants to be woke 💀😭
@proto-geek248
@proto-geek248 Год назад
Peter puts the Dink in Dinklage.
@CatherineIves
@CatherineIves Год назад
It's live action so it has to be documentary style with no magic or fantasy.
@Fuliginosus
@Fuliginosus Год назад
When Tolkien or writers of fairy tales speak of dwarfs, they mean magical, mythical creatures, not short people.
@proto-geek248
@proto-geek248 Год назад
You mean a magical, mythical creature like Peter Dinklage?
@jayronimo5667
@jayronimo5667 Год назад
​@@proto-geek248nah that is just a giant self important jackass😂
@msr88888
@msr88888 Год назад
Stupid answer ... What IS your problem with natural dwarfs ? Ain't They enough magical for you ? Your ostracism is painful to see.... So Jack and The Giants with Mermaids must be your favorite ... Not even surprised, after all ! 😜
@g00nther
@g00nther Год назад
The definition of madness is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result. It's amazing to see this.
@Anthyrion
@Anthyrion Год назад
Snow White was the first Disney movie and after that, i REALLY hope it will be the last. And to be honest: I also hope, it will be the last nail in the coffin of that decaying company
@calistafalcontail
@calistafalcontail Год назад
I really hoped they wouldnt touch the classics years ago, when all this remake garbage started. I was already annoyed that they laid hands on another century old german fairytale, Rapunzel, and called it tangled. Going all the way back to really ruin the very beginning, is really the full circle of madness.
@fc7307
@fc7307 Год назад
They still have lots of remakes in the pipeline. Lilo and Stich, Moana, Bambi, The Aristocats, Mufasa, Hercules, and Part 2s of what you have seen so far.
@Anthyrion
@Anthyrion Год назад
@@fc7307 In that case, i wait for a Tarzan movie with a black actor playing Tarzan. Or a woman playing Tarzan. I want to see, how they explain how that should be inclusive to the audience
@istolethispfpsorry485
@istolethispfpsorry485 Год назад
​​@@fc7307opefully the company will die or stop digging their own grave before they can make those films.
@paulbentley1705
@paulbentley1705 Год назад
Yea I hope they rot.
@SwedishSinologyNerd
@SwedishSinologyNerd Год назад
Remember when Terry Pratchett wrote his funny Discworld stories and added the obviously ridiculous idea of "heightism" (prejudice toward dwarves), and later the Disc even had an entire organization (comprised mostly of regular humans) fighting against heightism, and some dwarves would pull the "heightism"-card whenever it seemed convenient to them? Boy, I sure am glad that was all silly fiction and not an uncanny prediction of what 2023 was gonna be like...
@rogerfrench4780
@rogerfrench4780 Год назад
I didn't think that things could get any worse. It's staggering that I am always proved wrong.
@proto-geek248
@proto-geek248 Год назад
How low, How low, How low can Disney go?
@randyjones3050
@randyjones3050 Год назад
Disney: "Let's remake 'Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs' except Snow White isn't white and there are no dwarfs." Normal People: "Why?"
@kylebatteson9572
@kylebatteson9572 Год назад
Disney: "Diversity and inclusion. People need to see themselves in the movie."
@aqualinebutbetter
@aqualinebutbetter Год назад
​@@kylebatteson9572 Normal People: But you're not allowing actors with dwarfism have a chance to get a job, a group that already has trouble finding jobs. Disney: A-Actually helping a marginalized group be able to get a job and eat and pay rent? Y-You're insane!
@dodo-bot
@dodo-bot Год назад
​@@kylebatteson9572then why take away the dwarfs? Im sure people with dwarfism love to see dwarf characters
@Linsmith571
@Linsmith571 Год назад
So will the Evil Queen be upset because Snow White makes more money or something? It can’t be because of how pretty Snow White is! 🙄
@RachelNichols-writer
@RachelNichols-writer Год назад
Snow White beats her in an arm-wrestling contest in front of the whole court. "Mirror mirror on the wall, who is the strongest of us all?"
@tsopmocful1958
@tsopmocful1958 Год назад
She has more oppression points as an intersectional minority.
@CoreZeroPH
@CoreZeroPH Год назад
All Disney had to do was tell Peter, "No Peter, the dwarfs do not LIVE in a cave. They WORK in a cave because they are miners in this story."
@mechanicmike7954
@mechanicmike7954 Год назад
it was very brave to cast a hispanic actress as snow white. i find it to be quite insensitive and backwards to not cast the harlem globetrotters as the seven dwarves tho.
@ReinoldFZ
@ReinoldFZ Год назад
Are these casting choices popular with normie Latinos in the U.S.? The few times I talk with this in chats with people from Argentina to Mexico most of the time people see the castings as an indicator that the movies will be boring. Perfect character with no faults are unlikeable and unrelatable.
@rgerber
@rgerber Год назад
if at all they should represent more native americans and inuits- those are actually two of the most opressed etnical groups but thats unfortunately grounded in reality
@Vekikev1
@Vekikev1 Год назад
​@@rgerberAren't Inuits also native American?
@jmgonzales7701
@jmgonzales7701 Год назад
I mean tbh hispanic can be anyone. I dont get why they didnt cast a white hispanic
@jmgonzales7701
@jmgonzales7701 Год назад
​@@rgerbernowadays its hard to represent native americans
@KneelB4Bacon
@KneelB4Bacon Год назад
I liked the part where Disney had to sell off all it's intellectual property to remain solvent and become just another garbage-tier streaming service. So stunning and brave. I cried the whole time.
@davv1dX
@davv1dX Год назад
I tthink Shaq should play one of the dwarfs. Jada Pinkett Smith should play snow white, my grandma always told me snow white was black.
@tinewordsmith126
@tinewordsmith126 Год назад
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@clintoruss153
@clintoruss153 Год назад
Some of those " dwarfes " if they closed their eyes they vanish at nighttime
@user-ew4pe7zf3k
@user-ew4pe7zf3k Год назад
Snow White and the Seven Dwarves! Minus the snow, the white, and the dwarves. And the magic
@proto-geek248
@proto-geek248 Год назад
How low, How low, How low can Disney go? Walt's severed head must be rolling over in its cryo-tube.
@FunkyBaconArts
@FunkyBaconArts Год назад
We're going to tell the story of Snow White and the seven dwarfs, by not telling the story of Snow White and the seven dwarfs... Perfect modern Disney logic!
@proto-geek248
@proto-geek248 Год назад
How low, How low, How low can Disney go?
@CareySullivan-cu3fw
@CareySullivan-cu3fw Год назад
Surprised they didn't make Dylan Mulvaney snow white.
@mattboggs6304
@mattboggs6304 Год назад
You'd think that Dopey Dinklage, having been in Game of Thrones, would have heard of Tolkien style dwarves. Pretty sure the dwarves in Snow White would have been the fantasy race dwarves, not human midgets. But hey, never let logic get in the way of activism.
@zoebaggins90
@zoebaggins90 Год назад
Before Tolkien and Andersen, there were Dwarves as a race in European folklore, which they both collected and depicted.
@dergeradeweg1413
@dergeradeweg1413 Год назад
Nothing says ‘refreshing’ like the same story we’ve had for the past ten years! Couldn’t agree more with her!
@ErikDeMann
@ErikDeMann Год назад
The irony of a gynocentric movie delivering the final death stroke to Disney's gynocentric activists, by way of a poisonous woke apple...
@Nyet-Zdyes
@Nyet-Zdyes Год назад
In the future, women will HAVE to rescue themselves... because no one else will want to.
@dergeradeweg1413
@dergeradeweg1413 Год назад
@@ErikDeMann based analogy
@animula6908
@animula6908 Год назад
Symbolic World Press is doing a series to honor classic fairytales. The first book is Snow White. Jonathan Pageau has a gift for being able to appreciate and explain the meaning and patterns in traditional tales to show why they are so psychologically fulfilling (except when Disney gets ahold of them). I’m recommending it as an alternative media. His graphic novel God’s Dog was the first time I looked at faith-based media and thought the world is so upside down that the cool edgy media is coming from the Christian dorks that I used to turn my nose up. Ah well, I better just roll with it
@johnhoran9840
@johnhoran9840 Год назад
@@ErikDeMann They should make Snow Brown a '304' so young feminists can TRULY identify with her. You know, maybe show her doing Only Fans with Mirror Mirror On The Wall. 🤣🤣
@TheJimSkipper
@TheJimSkipper Год назад
So long as the cast and crew get paid up front, they don’t care if the movie makes money.
@ethanlewis1453
@ethanlewis1453 Год назад
Snow Brown and the Evil White Villain is a genuine classical movie that will be seen for ages as a cultural icon.
@613-shadow9
@613-shadow9 Год назад
she's Israeli and looks a lot better than "the fairest of them all".
@jmgonzales7701
@jmgonzales7701 Год назад
​@@613-shadow9she's israeli?!🤢
@TikkyNoSurname
@TikkyNoSurname Год назад
@@613-shadow9 1. It's ridiculous to even say that she looks a lot better than any pale skinned person, because that would be biased, you brain. 2. Her skin is the point of the name. It's a part of the story. It is an integral part of the set up. Are you really that inept?
@bdleo300
@bdleo300 Год назад
And 7 diverse dwarves who are not dwarves at all... probably should add 2-3 more because why not, nothing matters anymore...
@Bunny23723
@Bunny23723 Год назад
🤣😂🤣Lol. Would make a great movie.
@marke5392
@marke5392 Год назад
Its sad that hearing all this makes me realize that the "non-disney"/universal Snow White will now actually be closer to the original film than the Disney version. Unreal. Well, I can write this film off already, not that I haven't written many others off. But of the recent announcements, this joins the list with the ashoka series, the Rey movie that is anticipated to be made, and so many others that I just dont care about seeing. And I'm sorry, but this company deserves to fail at this point. Keep pushing the agenda while simultaneously raising prices at your parks and destroying the nostalgia that once existed there. It's a joke.
@naturalistwarrior
@naturalistwarrior Год назад
I like the part where Snow White sings the new song ''I Squeezed Out the Baby, Yet I Have No Idea Who the Father Is.'', it is such an epic masterpiece!! That original song gets five stars from me!!: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
@alexp.d3689
@alexp.d3689 Год назад
In 2023 ... ? She had an abortion, and was so proud about it that she started singing a song about the greatness of Margaret Sanger and her organization ...😂😂😂
@michi6486
@michi6486 Год назад
As shit as this movie, I assume is going to be your comments and its insinuation, is a lot worse
@Erakelus
@Erakelus Год назад
I liked the part where she ate the apple and caught despair disease.
@missskypie1403
@missskypie1403 Год назад
I hate that I get the reference lol
@msgproductions3515
@msgproductions3515 Год назад
They really were saying hi Hoe then.
@maniachazbin
@maniachazbin Год назад
From "Snow White and the Seven Dwarves" to "Senorita No-White and the Seven Multiracial Vagabonds." Progress is real, people.
@georgehouliaras7239
@georgehouliaras7239 Год назад
Another herstoric masterpiece that will make herstory from The Mouse. Well done Disney. I can't wait to see how the original story will be fixed for our time. I hope the Dwarves are different members of the lgbt so the movie can represent my multiple personality disorder, eehh i mean my they/them pronouns.
@thumperjdm
@thumperjdm Год назад
In the name of inclusivity, one of them better identify as a Furry. ;-)
@fc7307
@fc7307 Год назад
Maybe one of the dwarves is gay, another is non-binary, the female one might be a lesbian, the other male dwarf might be a transgender, and another might identify as Chinese or Indian.
@CastleCaitlan09
@CastleCaitlan09 Год назад
I have a cousin who is a dwarf and also lives in poverty. He could have used a job like this. Also, the reason I use to love the Disney princess movies was because of the prince’s. It showed me that a spouse should cherish his wife.
@734ch3r
@734ch3r Год назад
You mean Snow Brown? White no longer cuts it, man. Get on with the times, goddammit!
@whaguitars
@whaguitars Год назад
Snow Brown!!! LMAO Like my underwear after a midnight visit ti Taco Bell...
@jessejohnson3138
@jessejohnson3138 Год назад
Snow brown and the 7 figure loss😂
@sav7568
@sav7568 Год назад
Snow Brown just doesn't carry the same street cred, unless you are from Cleveland.
@fumomofumosarum5893
@fumomofumosarum5893 Год назад
nah, in this version "White" is just her surname. First name " Snow " . Her parents were a bit creative there.
@BenDavies1977
@BenDavies1977 Год назад
Disney don't realise that the Brothers Grimm tale featured actual dwarfs, not humans with Dwarfism 🤔
@alexfriedman918
@alexfriedman918 Год назад
Another fairy tale becomes a story of an empowered girl (who doesn’t need no man) finding her “agency”, while fighting the patriarchy!
@mustang607
@mustang607 Год назад
DisneyX does it again!
@MrGgabber
@MrGgabber Год назад
Undoubtedly all the dwarves will be incompetent except for the girl one (and the one that identifies as a women)
@Nyet-Zdyes
@Nyet-Zdyes Год назад
Now, boys can grow up wondering why any sane person would want to rescue a damsel in distress.
@fionnaitsradag5152
@fionnaitsradag5152 Год назад
Yes! It's so incredibly original...the same plot as their last dozen or so movies.😄
@minatorres5261
@minatorres5261 Год назад
@@Nyet-Zdyeswhat’s wrong with saving a damsel in distress? 🤡
@Sev_Auk
@Sev_Auk Год назад
Another great video Critic. Years ago, I really respected Dinklage for what he had done in movies and television, but then he opened his mouth and all that went down the drain. No one before or since, had done more to limit the opportunities of little people than he has. The worst part about it is he doesn't even realize what he's doing. Or, more despicably, he does know and he just wants to shut the door behind himself and cast his compatriots into oblivion. Sad on either account. Cheers, Sev
@proto-geek248
@proto-geek248 Год назад
Peter puts the Dink in Dinklage.
@kotoszczuros
@kotoszczuros Год назад
The way that there is only 1 dwarf-💀
@mustang607
@mustang607 Год назад
This new movie could earn perfect LGBTQP, DEI and ESG scores if it also includes celebrating the sexualization of children.
@dergeradeweg1413
@dergeradeweg1413 Год назад
You’ve hit gold! Instead of living with the seven dwarves, she should be in a polyamorous relationship with seven little boys!
@houki8636
@houki8636 Год назад
I’m surprised Snow White isn’t Trans. They may as well tick that box too.
@bradhouse4754
@bradhouse4754 Год назад
Maybe they should have sprinkled in some racism and homophobia for you.
@SonOfTheOne111
@SonOfTheOne111 Год назад
Make it seven Autistic trans boys and you’ve got a home run!
@dergeradeweg1413
@dergeradeweg1413 Год назад
@@SonOfTheOne111 holy shit! We’re on a role! Hire us Disney, we’ll write your next remake!
@davidscamerajourney
@davidscamerajourney Год назад
It's almost as if Disney wants to go bankrupt. I mean, it shouldn't be possible for Disney to run out of money, but they are really giving it a go.
@HermitKing731
@HermitKing731 Год назад
It makes sense for snow white to be latina. In the original movie the first thing she does when she finds the dwarfs house is the cleaning.
@SerbAtheist
@SerbAtheist Год назад
Cleaning your house is an outdated value. Now you simply go on a show about hoarding every couple of years when the trash gets overwhelming.
@mimicleveland7607
@mimicleveland7607 Год назад
Lol! That is so bad! 😂🤣😂
@Krhys1
@Krhys1 Год назад
Finally, the movie that is going to save Disney! Snow White and the 6.5 Non-dwarves.
@Diresilence
@Diresilence Год назад
I'm convinced it's a nervous tick at this point. That Disney twitches, and we get a live action remake nobody wanted or asked for, that either bombs or is 'meh'. I'm just waiting for the other shoe to fall, namely that the evil queen is in fact misunderstood, and that it was really the toxic patriarchy that changed her from a kind perfect girl boss character to a vain and sadistic one. And that Snow White just needs to show her the way, so they can be girl bosses together, and put it to the toxic male characters that will be sad, broken old men who just need to be shown the way by a girl boss character.
@mikechappell4156
@mikechappell4156 Год назад
Come on. You just spoiled the plot.
@deltavagen9796
@deltavagen9796 Год назад
Why is it "toxic" when men are masculine... But when women are masculine, they are "strong female characters", and should be adored?!
@cesarsantos854
@cesarsantos854 Год назад
This can't be real... It's like living in some fucked up timeline of darkness.
@fumomofumosarum5893
@fumomofumosarum5893 Год назад
soon, AI bots will generate better movies than Disney ^^ ;
@Apeiron242
@Apeiron242 Год назад
Welcome to clown world.
@2dmajor999
@2dmajor999 Год назад
Community, we are in the dark timeline
@ZoD__MV
@ZoD__MV Год назад
It's easy to fix White people just need to reboot their brains and stand up to the bullshit There is no country that exposes itself, its people, its civilization and its culture to marginalization and obliteration as America does Wake up
@meglukes
@meglukes Год назад
Aside from the name, what does this have In common with the original movie? This isn’t even just race/height swapping, they got rid of the main plot point of Prince Charming.
@penelopesparrow
@penelopesparrow Год назад
Things appear to have reached a point where I can no longer tell what is real and what is a joke... then i remind myself that now, what is real is also a joke.
@SuburbanFox
@SuburbanFox Год назад
It's great that these film makers have discovered this completely forgotten Brothers Grimm tale, originally written in 1812 and so forgettable that nobody had even heard of it after 1813. If those two Germans had written it the way it was today, it might have achieved untold fame and recognition and still be performed in school plays 100 years later. Alas, we will never know how successful this story might have been!
@jeffagain7516
@jeffagain7516 Год назад
nonsense. There are a great many very intelligent folks that also happen to be film collectors. The originals will live (and dominate) forever.
@proto-geek248
@proto-geek248 Год назад
How low, How low, How low can Disney go?
@SuburbanFox
@SuburbanFox Год назад
@@proto-geek248 lower than that. 😁
@mp4-27d3
@mp4-27d3 Год назад
Disney, if you really feel you need to piss money away, save yourself the time and just give it to me!😂
@bdleo300
@bdleo300 Год назад
Disney finally needs to remake, reboot and reimagine - Mickey Mouse! He now identifies as a cat 😃😃
@parapendejadas4913
@parapendejadas4913 Год назад
So, according to Disney's new SNOW WHITE: 1. Snow White is not WHITE but latino 2. The Dwarfs are just a bunch of weird diverse hipsters 3. No prince needed, she is a strong female lead ... Why call it Snow White then? WTF?....😂😂😂
@royrogers3133
@royrogers3133 Год назад
I don’t think the dwarves in Snow White were ever supposed to be people with dwarfism.
@arthurcorreia7204
@arthurcorreia7204 Год назад
Me and my sister who grew up watching this movie are falling in laughter seing this trailer. And we're latin.
@charlescahoon3557
@charlescahoon3557 Год назад
Glad I grew up when folks could tell the difference between a cartoon and real life and we didn’t go looking for a ‘trigger’ behind everything.
@tanker335
@tanker335 Год назад
I'm looking forward to The Martin Luther King story starring Tom Arnold with a cameo by Roseanne Barr as Rosa Parks.
@norijean3279
@norijean3279 Год назад
You forgot to mention the classic songs will be replaced by newly written ones that will reflect Snow's independence and her friend's diversity. Also The Evil Queen, Gal Gadot, won't be an old hag, to avoid ageism, but a strong, misunderstood woman who will be healed by Snow Latina's love.
@proto-geek248
@proto-geek248 Год назад
How low, How low, How low can Disney go?
@Xurelbes
@Xurelbes Год назад
1:01 I almost died laughing at this part 😂
@bustermorley8318
@bustermorley8318 Год назад
I have a feeling this might come up short at the box office.
@scribbles1424
@scribbles1424 Год назад
I like that Disney is doing something different and progressive by doing exactly what everyone else is doing, race swapping, adding girl bosses and terrible writing. How unique!
@proto-geek248
@proto-geek248 Год назад
I've always thought that about tattoos. I'm gonna express my individuality by doing what everyone else is doing.
@SILENCEINTHESOULS
@SILENCEINTHESOULS Год назад
​@@proto-geek248a question. There is white skin Indian actress. (TAMMANAH) Now two things :: 1. White skin Indians aren't classified as white racial. 2. They don't identify as white racial. But since she has white skin, if she plays role, will that be acceptable ?
@valkyriedd5849
@valkyriedd5849 Год назад
Score by Disney's chief accountant; I owe, I owe, so Iger has to go, Kathleen went woke and now we're broke, I owe, I owe, I owe.
@dave3657
@dave3657 Год назад
“But you’re not dwarfs!” Non-Dwarfs “SO!” 🤪😜😳
@jamesmacleod671
@jamesmacleod671 Год назад
But they identify as vertically challenged people, you need to get with the woke clown programme, my friend 🤡
@AliceInWonderlandFan970
@AliceInWonderlandFan970 Год назад
"Well, I guess it doesn't really matter!" 🤡🤡
@lodrezzon
@lodrezzon Год назад
It appears Peter Dinklage doesn't realize he's not ACTUALLY a 'fantasy-world dwarf' , but instead, just a modern man with dwarfism, and Snow White seems so excited to remake this historical fable in her own woke way, that Disney guaranteed to lose another $250 million on this disaster doesn't even seem to occur to her. Oh well, it isn't my money, so feel free to shovel what little cash Disney has left into the pits of hell as fast as you can Mr Iger.
@Always-Hustle
@Always-Hustle Год назад
If the Princes kisses Snow White without her consent I'm going to lose my mind. That's assault. Disney better address this. Side note hopefully the prince is now a princess is the live action remake to reflect modern times we live in.
@rpotuathail9471
@rpotuathail9471 Год назад
There's no Prince Charming they removed him from this wokie fest.
@Always-Hustle
@Always-Hustle Год назад
@@rpotuathail9471 you're right. They've changed him name to Jonathan. Wtf. Just IMBD it. Why Johnathan? Apparently he's a gardener who works at the castle. Guess you can't have straight white men as a Prince now. Wow.
@blackdynamite_5470
@blackdynamite_5470 Год назад
Times are changing my friend, no more Prince charming We have a strong independent latina who needs no man
@TheSuperPsychoKiller
@TheSuperPsychoKiller Год назад
There will probably be no prince because she don’t need no man.
@MrGgabber
@MrGgabber Год назад
​@@TheSuperPsychoKillercorrect. She will just defeat the curse by herself because she is a strong independent female
@geeebuttersnap2433
@geeebuttersnap2433 Год назад
It would be ironic, Disney feature length animated films started with Snow White and the seven dwarves, it would be fitting if Disney were to collapse in failure after a modern update was made.
@matthewharris7640
@matthewharris7640 Год назад
I wish I could give this more thumbs ups! Perfect!
@DarkTider
@DarkTider Год назад
"From the studio that brought you the little mermaid" Thanks for the disclaimer!
@infinitydreamzz
@infinitydreamzz Год назад
The first thing the new Snow-white says when she wakes up after the young charming prince coming to her rescue kisses her is "down with the patriarchy!" and then she proceeds with a lawsuit for s. assualt. So stunning and brave is the new Snow-white!
@fumomofumosarum5893
@fumomofumosarum5893 Год назад
yep, that'll be a smash hit for sure. you're true artists, Disney.
@fredo1070
@fredo1070 Год назад
This remake looks hilarious, but it is a shame that there will be no One Song.
@proto-geek248
@proto-geek248 Год назад
How low, How low, How low can Disney go?
@natetaylor9002
@natetaylor9002 Год назад
Snow White, Warrior Princess! I strongly suspect that THIS is the direction we are heading! I can only imagine how badly they are going to diminish 'Prince Charming'!!!
@AliceInWonderlandFan970
@AliceInWonderlandFan970 Год назад
I'm sorry but his name is Prince Florian, "Prince Charming" is from Cinderella lol
@timevergreen3619
@timevergreen3619 Год назад
100% esg score well done disney 👏🏻👍
@cyberwolf2l967
@cyberwolf2l967 Год назад
When this fails and it most certainly will, they’ll blame the fans. Again. At times like this I’m reminded of the definition of insanity. To repeat the same actions over and over again and expect a different outcome each time.
@Captain-Cosmo
@Captain-Cosmo Год назад
I love diversity and inclusion. I also like my fairie tales someone named Snow White to appear as her namesake and for the dwarves to be REAL FRIGGIN DWARVES. At this point, I just have to believe that Disney is just fucking with us.
@leedad
@leedad Год назад
the thing is 6 dwarf actors have just missed out on a movie role, by one dwarf actor pulling the ladder up. I swear there was more dwarf representation in the 80s than is there is now.
@scottmcfadyen293
@scottmcfadyen293 Год назад
I believe that is Disney's new slogan : We're Just Fucking With You !
@arthursmith6854
@arthursmith6854 Год назад
The tragedy is that they believe they are right and they will continue on their "crusade" no matter how much it ruins the Disney name. Sane people must walk away from the Disney BS that they are pumping out like a Roto-Rooter waste truck..
@zombifiedpariah7392
@zombifiedpariah7392 Год назад
*i lOVe dIvERsIty aND iNCluSIon* Then anything you say is automatically invalid.
@MagcargoMan
@MagcargoMan Год назад
​@@zombifiedpariah7392Damn, bro doesn't understand obvious sarcasm.
@Han-rw9ev
@Han-rw9ev Год назад
When you're counting on nostalgia to sell something to people, subverting expectations tends to be a BAD idea.
@watch-Dominion-2018
@watch-Dominion-2018 Год назад
Poo Brown and the Seven Simps
@floydlooney6837
@floydlooney6837 Год назад
Snow White was Walts first full length animated feature. It was loved and made tons of cash. So the company stabs their own founder in the back with this horror show.
@luna-hw9li
@luna-hw9li Год назад
I guess if somebody would dream up a parody of a Disney remake, this would be pretty much like it. Also make at least two of the dwarfs gay and let them kiss in a way that is inconsequential to the story, so the scene can be easily removed for "special" markets. It will be perfect.
@TheMaverickUSA
@TheMaverickUSA Год назад
I love how the evil stepmother is the "fairest" of them all!
@commanderfluff
@commanderfluff Год назад
My favorite part is when Snow White does gender affirming surgery on Bashful.
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