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No One Enjoys Killing! 

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No, we do not smoke soldier!
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We are two dutch guys from Amsterdam making films. Every friday is 'Filmy Friday' where we upload a cool comedy film. AHYAYEUH!
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Комментарии : 189   
@marijkie9205
@marijkie9205 9 лет назад
Peters voice looks a bit like Kermit the frog
@jogigantiko
@jogigantiko 9 лет назад
marijke schuurman sounds*
@ysername5460
@ysername5460 9 лет назад
No Stfu JAN
@jogigantiko
@jogigantiko 9 лет назад
Game Tips Gewone Tips no, people need to learn to speak proper english, don't act like I fell with the door in the house.
@BerendvanHelbergen
@BerendvanHelbergen 9 лет назад
jan jansen haha die spreekwoord werkt niet echt in het engels
@jogigantiko
@jogigantiko 9 лет назад
Dat spreekwoord. Moet ik nu ook al mensen Nederlands gaan leren? En ja dat spreekwoord klopt niet, dat is de grap...
@MrNotThatFamous
@MrNotThatFamous 9 лет назад
"And i dont even smoke" *puffs* lol...
@fayasjournal868
@fayasjournal868 9 лет назад
Hej guys, You gave this video a bit of a comedy swing, but to be honest, this must have been one of the most hidden secrets of soldiers, even nowadays. It's a subject that a lot of people don't talk about, so you did a great job by bringing it up (to the younger generation). Great comedy swing ofcourse, wasn't too much of it created. ~Faya
@duotvonline
@duotvonline 9 лет назад
Haha :D Heerlijk jongens! Maar waarschijnlijk ook heel waar! Groetjes van jullie buurtjes uit duitsland! :)
@Pezcraft
@Pezcraft 9 лет назад
DuO TV ihr könnt niederländisch?
@duotvonline
@duotvonline 9 лет назад
***** Sicher! Daniel studiert da :D
@Pezcraft
@Pezcraft 9 лет назад
DuO TV lol :D
@duotvonline
@duotvonline 9 лет назад
Ultimate Music Daniel studeert in Heerlen :)
@nathandegroot6490
@nathandegroot6490 9 лет назад
DuO TV o aha flex
@mitnightgamer3394
@mitnightgamer3394 9 лет назад
Ich muss sagen dass ist ein sehr komischer deutscher Dialekt They don't even speak german!!
@KatheyGirl
@KatheyGirl 9 лет назад
Finde ich auch, aber ist meiner Meinung nach nicht so mega schlimm. To my mind, it's still a really good job they made. Nice video
@lizelovezz
@lizelovezz 9 лет назад
***** in the netherlands you dont have to speak german in school its a class you can pick, and there both not in school anymore
@lizelovezz
@lizelovezz 9 лет назад
yeah just 2 years after that you can choice
@Jaguar79gt
@Jaguar79gt 9 лет назад
Mitnightgamer LP i speak english very well.....trotzdem kann ich ´s nicht so schnell :)) I am sleeping very well in my quietsching Bettgestell. But today in dieser Nacht, is that Scheißteil zamgekracht. So I hope that dir das not passiert and that my Englisch better wird. :D
@louh7816
@louh7816 9 лет назад
***** hahhahaha wie gut 😂
@VictoriousSponge
@VictoriousSponge 9 лет назад
How did I miss this one!? So, so funny. Well done guys
@JBates949
@JBates949 7 лет назад
I really needed that, thank you!! You guys are completely insane, and I love it.
@JustusWeiss
@JustusWeiss 9 лет назад
Great video guys ! really good theme, acting and filming!
@nienkesneeuw2541
@nienkesneeuw2541 9 лет назад
Die lach van Sacha😂😂❤️
@nelet.4770
@nelet.4770 9 лет назад
Oh my good! The German accent is so funny! Nice video
@kevinknipping2793
@kevinknipping2793 9 лет назад
This is definitely one of your funniest videos yet xD
@CarlijnMerle
@CarlijnMerle 9 лет назад
After laughter, comes tears ;)
@nynkewilde3801
@nynkewilde3801 8 лет назад
Dit is zo geweldig om weer eens te kijken😂
@jinnigii7476
@jinnigii7476 9 лет назад
R.I.P. Kelvin & Peter :-(
@RondjeRonTV
@RondjeRonTV 8 лет назад
Briljant!!! LOL!!! Mooi in elkaar gezet!
@lorebogaerts1387
@lorebogaerts1387 9 лет назад
Een van jullie beste video's!
@FishFishFishFishy
@FishFishFishFishy 9 лет назад
Kelvins imitation of Brad Pitt is really good! :D
@TantuBeats
@TantuBeats 9 лет назад
Hahahaha goud
@lioentjee
@lioentjee 9 лет назад
just amazing, as always ❤
@evakruijver6731
@evakruijver6731 9 лет назад
Your videos are so amazing guys!! This one is just genius!!😀😀😀😀Keep up the good work!!
@filmsolina
@filmsolina 9 лет назад
Nice acting Jard !
@celinapolhupessy3016
@celinapolhupessy3016 9 лет назад
Peters stem lijkt op de stem van die ene van family guy, echt geweldig !
@juriendejong5201
@juriendejong5201 9 лет назад
Best one in a long time
@nadinevanderjagt9737
@nadinevanderjagt9737 9 лет назад
I already like it! Goed gedaan!
@mrmmm215
@mrmmm215 9 лет назад
awesome guys
@mr.skeleton4346
@mr.skeleton4346 9 лет назад
ik vond het ook zo cool hoe die wielen draaien op 0:02
@LoisPeperkamp
@LoisPeperkamp 9 лет назад
Oke dit is wel echt de meest geweldige video ever
@user-ev6re3di2q
@user-ev6re3di2q 9 лет назад
Haha, dit acteertalent!! Echt geniaal!
@ratimahieu3389
@ratimahieu3389 9 лет назад
"I bet they did nazi that coming" so...we went there😂
@casper661
@casper661 9 лет назад
Heerlijk gedaan jongens, echt geweldig weer!
@BingeNews
@BingeNews 9 лет назад
Heerlijk die outro
@davekole5326
@davekole5326 9 лет назад
Fury bij de 1e zin al de film fury. Geweldig!
@murronvanwaarde8601
@murronvanwaarde8601 9 лет назад
Wanneer is de Cinemates webshop eigenlijk klaar met updaten?💕😁💗
@LOKO22Bach
@LOKO22Bach 9 лет назад
god that 'murican accent... I can't stop laughing xD
@ThaRealGecko
@ThaRealGecko 9 лет назад
1:05 wtf were you doin with the cigar?
@viriszirony4573
@viriszirony4573 9 лет назад
Geweldig!!! Heel proffecioneel! Veel groetjes van de cinefan!
@MelinaHeikoop
@MelinaHeikoop 9 лет назад
Hahaha omg sacha en aly.. geweldig.. Dit Is Normaal
@harrykemma
@harrykemma 9 лет назад
notzie that coming hahaha
@keukenrol9700
@keukenrol9700 6 лет назад
Peters stem lijkt heel erg veel op die van Marlon Brando en dus automatisch ook op die van Kermit
@kiddowwww
@kiddowwww 9 лет назад
😂😂 te grappig dit! Vooral het einde met sasha en aly😂💕🙌💋
@cien0172
@cien0172 9 лет назад
Haha ik hou van jullie video's ga zo door
@skulphire3679
@skulphire3679 9 лет назад
Wow your Videos are so cool with very High quality. Keep going and soon you will have May more then a Million subs :D
@safirabenguedda6102
@safirabenguedda6102 9 лет назад
love this video!!
@KirisPlace
@KirisPlace 9 лет назад
Yay
@CathyKathaa
@CathyKathaa 9 лет назад
Great viedeo with a great message!
@1chayenna
@1chayenna 9 лет назад
'No one enjoys killing' light yagami does.. 💁🏻
@Oostblocker
@Oostblocker 9 лет назад
Kelvin doet me denken aan Brat pitt uit Inglorious bastards XD
@sergiomaastricht
@sergiomaastricht 8 лет назад
Mij ook echt meteen 😂😂
@Robin-pj7cp
@Robin-pj7cp 8 лет назад
Inderdaad😂😂
@alisonnorrie2539
@alisonnorrie2539 8 лет назад
Robin Oostvoge
@maartencornelissen4412
@maartencornelissen4412 9 лет назад
De volgend keer met de m4 Sherman tank
@KrisvanLaar
@KrisvanLaar 9 лет назад
It's so funny how they change the title everytime. First it was "Every soldier is a pussy!" and now it's "No One Enjoys Killing!" Which do you think is better, I think the first one
@merelvangeel6385
@merelvangeel6385 8 лет назад
those people are Dutch
@ilyasm8502
@ilyasm8502 8 лет назад
Nee echt waar
@kayleighverboom1680
@kayleighverboom1680 9 лет назад
DitIsNormaal 😂😂
@monkeydonkeyshow5889
@monkeydonkeyshow5889 9 лет назад
wat een boss
@Feliciaphilippo
@Feliciaphilippo 9 лет назад
peter mwah
@LindaLoux
@LindaLoux 9 лет назад
Spiffing, darling. Simply, spiffing ;P
@joelbrink9382
@joelbrink9382 9 лет назад
JARD
@Lionnuzzz
@Lionnuzzz 9 лет назад
Ik had verwacht dat die twee Duitsers zouden worden neergeknald door die tanks... Hahaha
@robertr7923
@robertr7923 9 лет назад
Why did you change tje title of the video?
@TVomgVT
@TVomgVT 9 лет назад
Did the title change or am I going mad?
@followfiona8565
@followfiona8565 9 лет назад
It did change and i don't know Why, it is always with every cinemates video Soo that is pretty weird Why do they do that??
@willemijnborg165
@willemijnborg165 9 лет назад
Follow Fiona because there were a lot of hate comments on the first title: every soldier is a pussy. So they changed it
@gabriellewemmies7406
@gabriellewemmies7406 9 лет назад
Vet leuke video❤
@BlackParade01
@BlackParade01 9 лет назад
why did the name change?????
@AManWith_NoName
@AManWith_NoName 8 лет назад
Should have at least used an American Sherman and said shells instead of grenades
@paulawerkzeug4825
@paulawerkzeug4825 9 лет назад
KILLJOYS MAKE SOME NOISE :D
@bubbleblub2988
@bubbleblub2988 9 лет назад
Hahaha, such a funny and nice videos guys! Maybe you can create some video with Indonesian-Dutch history as the theme one day! xD Also, I am not sure enough that if you have any other fans from Indonesia. So, greetings!
@dainartz8327
@dainartz8327 9 лет назад
Nice, he really speaks two words German! :D Respect! Guten Tag noch. :P
@aulkan99
@aulkan99 9 лет назад
nice video guys
@ComedyKing-mi5kg
@ComedyKing-mi5kg 9 лет назад
Samuel L Jackson moment haha
@ennisplugge192
@ennisplugge192 9 лет назад
Zijn dat echte sigaren, +Cinemates
@tincijStudios
@tincijStudios 9 лет назад
Wow
@itsgreta4335
@itsgreta4335 9 лет назад
Best german accent :D
@lottevandendriest4616
@lottevandendriest4616 9 лет назад
Super grappig!
@shitbag_soldier
@shitbag_soldier 8 лет назад
Cigars... Mandatory for ever US tanker.. hooah?
@ratimahieu3389
@ratimahieu3389 9 лет назад
Manliest men on earth
@murronvanwaarde8601
@murronvanwaarde8601 9 лет назад
Leuke video jongens!!😍
@frankzoektacountnaam
@frankzoektacountnaam 9 лет назад
Hahahahaha nice vid guys only in WW2 they hadnt this american abrahams tanks😂
@Robin-pj7cp
@Robin-pj7cp 8 лет назад
Wauw jongens goed gedaan Wow boys good job
@LoveNiallHorann12
@LoveNiallHorann12 9 лет назад
Jooo die Deutschen sind zu witzig 😄👏🏻 nice video guys!
@skyeraven901
@skyeraven901 9 лет назад
The German accent is very interesting... I am happy I don't speak like that haha. And I am German. But great video.
@JonasvanHorssen
@JonasvanHorssen 9 лет назад
Waarom is de naam opeens veranderd?
@UsagiChan2111
@UsagiChan2111 9 лет назад
i have to admit that I think some of your videos in the last time just were not funny... they have a bitter taste of humor i just can't relate to... this one for example... could be a real deep one, if there were another title... I just belive that there are topics out there which should not be parodied... you do a great job guys! but I just can't deny that i think this went a little to far.. sry for the bad english...
@EefjeTheBookwurm
@EefjeTheBookwurm 9 лет назад
Steve_with_an_O Why to far???
@Monobrauw
@Monobrauw 9 лет назад
They are Dutch, and Dutch are very open to discussing difficult and controversial topics. It's how they are.
@UsagiChan2111
@UsagiChan2111 9 лет назад
EefjeTheBookwurm i belive that this really shows the way a soldier in a warzone may feel... you know? and because we as none soldiers can't tell, we shouldn't make fun of that...do you understand what I mean? That's making fun of some groups suffering... and i don't want to harm anyone... that's just how I feel about this video
@EefjeTheBookwurm
@EefjeTheBookwurm 9 лет назад
Steve_with_an_O sorry if you feel like that, but I think it's very funny. I agree to you that it isn't funny about what happens in the war, but I also think that you also must make some sort of fun of it... otherwise you got depressed... and I really don't think this is to far. Just my opinion :)
@MachielvanderWal
@MachielvanderWal 9 лет назад
EefjeTheBookwurm I agree with you! I think this is shows how soldiers feel themselves in the war. And you're right, it's typical Dutch not being scared to discuss such a topic! And making fun of the soldiers? No, that didn't happen in this video I think...
@hivaladeen2363
@hivaladeen2363 9 лет назад
Why can't Graves have a sigar but u guys can
@shockblladezed6187
@shockblladezed6187 9 лет назад
Marouan El Boustati because riot games
@daanlos8332
@daanlos8332 9 лет назад
Haha fuck rito
@wonderwallflowers5717
@wonderwallflowers5717 8 лет назад
they're using french tanks and say they're American
@svanare01
@svanare01 8 лет назад
So be it
@daphneveders2519
@daphneveders2519 9 лет назад
Ik ben jullie grootste fan ik wil jullie echt SUPERRRRRRRR graag ontmoeten xxxx❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ik hou van jullie x cinegirl
@clementlee8152
@clementlee8152 7 лет назад
lol
@lunadevries4793
@lunadevries4793 9 лет назад
Ben ik de enige die ziet dat de titel na een tijdje verandert?
@marijnpaans4528
@marijnpaans4528 9 лет назад
Facking geniaal
@thomasdekok7944
@thomasdekok7944 9 лет назад
Moderne M1 abrams tanks in de tweede wereld oorlog. Oke dan.
@mydaan1
@mydaan1 9 лет назад
heel erg accuraat met die tanks, Want die komen pas ver na de 2de wereldoorlog uit maar als nog wel grappig
@maaikekaynta5079
@maaikekaynta5079 9 лет назад
Uhm er waren al tanks in de eerste wereldoorlog
@mydaan1
@mydaan1 9 лет назад
gast die tanks die je hier ziet die komen niet in WW2 voor
@lentevinck2549
@lentevinck2549 8 лет назад
zijn ze nu aan het roken
@joeynijboer6067
@joeynijboer6067 8 лет назад
nee en het is sigaar dat doe je niet over longen. en is niet zo schadelijk
@sven96haller
@sven96haller 9 лет назад
Wasn't the video first called "Every soldier is a pussy"?
@julmaxpaulchannel
@julmaxpaulchannel 9 лет назад
The weeping specially matches to the German. I think their nazis. Nazis are dump crybabies. :D Amazing work, guys!
@BananenFernsehen
@BananenFernsehen 9 лет назад
julmaxpaul Mann! Warum finde ich dich überall?! xD
@Pezcraft
@Pezcraft 9 лет назад
xD
@GiGiGLoss
@GiGiGLoss 9 лет назад
Jullie hebben de titel veranderd! Is dit vanwege respect voor soldaten?
@richardwalhout6271
@richardwalhout6271 9 лет назад
Dacht ik ook al ja
@justaguy7459
@justaguy7459 9 лет назад
Wat was de titel eerst dan?
@EefjeTheBookwurm
@EefjeTheBookwurm 9 лет назад
xXLiekeXx Every Soldier Is A Pussy
@nadinebosch3857
@nadinebosch3857 9 лет назад
Mischien moet je eeen.beetje respect tonen voor alle militairen!!
@ToffeTapir
@ToffeTapir 9 лет назад
Nadine Bosch of doei
@Rumirumi_
@Rumirumi_ 9 лет назад
Ik zie hier niets onrespectvols in
@nikkileemhuis8093
@nikkileemhuis8093 9 лет назад
Er is gewoon respect ze krake ze nie af
@frankzoektacountnaam
@frankzoektacountnaam 9 лет назад
Er zit juist een kern van respect in dut filmpje de zin "ben je bereid je leven te geven voor je land" en dan zeggen ze "ja" dat laat zien dat militairen hun leven geven voor hun land je kan daaraan dus ook zien dat kelvin en peter wel degelijk respect hebben voor militairen
@rusticusmedia161
@rusticusmedia161 8 лет назад
Julie zijn toch Nederlands?
@rdoetjes
@rdoetjes 8 лет назад
I liked the story, the tanks could have done with some better colour correction. The interior was very cleverly made on such a low budget! I felt I was looking at the worst SHIT WAR MOVIE ever to hit the screens FURY! Sjeezzz... Everybody having even read one book on tank strategy would have known first to engage the Tiger with the biggest gun. No idiot would engage a whole division of highly trained SS, even with a fully operational tank, let alone a stranded tank. No SS Pfanzerfaust operator would miss twice and if you flank the enemy gunner you shout him the first chance you get. But nooooooo Brad could fire his 50 cal completely surrounded. Only to be defeated in the end (as you'd expect) and now the rear guard would not know there's a shit load of very angry SS troops heading their way being over run with a surprise attack. Good job Brad, you've just killed 900 of your buddies! BLOODY FUCKING BRILLIANT CALL! IF YOU DIDN'T DIE IN THAT FUCKING TANK, I WOULD HAVE HIM COURT MARSHALLED AND HUNG FROM A TREE FOR GROSS MISCONDUCT AND AIDING THE ENEMY!
@baconspeck
@baconspeck 9 лет назад
best german faked accent i'v ever heard :P
@Alexanderthesmall
@Alexanderthesmall 9 лет назад
Zeiden ze nou: i bet that they nazi that coming of i bet they not see that coming?!
@LocalGeezah
@LocalGeezah 9 лет назад
😂😂😂😂😂
@mtpranksproductions1710
@mtpranksproductions1710 9 лет назад
En 9e kijker!
@followfiona8565
@followfiona8565 9 лет назад
Why do you guys charge the title after a day?? That is kind of weird!! And the first one was better in my opinion So!
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