No One Expects Bear Cavalry - Totally Accurate Battle Simulator (TABS) 

“It was pulsing so we had to beat it” -Captainsauce 2020

Captainsauce: “DONT SHOOT OVER EACH OTHERS SHOULDERS” A musketeer: kills the king by shooting him in the shoulder

Bear jockey: appears Soviet anthem plays Everyone liked that

“It’s like a beyblade on LSD, it’s just a beautiful thing.” -CaptainSauce, 2020

Fun fact: Some of these modded units are based off of official teased units that were either scrapped or not added yet.

No one: Bear Jockey: THE CALVALRY IS HERE

Me: goes to bed Cap: I t s t i m e t o u p l o a d

“But the malot suggests polo” best scentence in human history

“Not that you should put down dalmatians with hammers” -Captain Sauce 2020

"Comrade, we must go to kill on horse" the captinsauce army: "dogs and bears will do perfect"

"Helping Bilbo" Place one dark peasant on the blue side, and one halfling on the red side. Do everything to protect the halfling, but here's the thing, you can't place any extra units. You must use the god powers only. And, I do count slo-mo and super slo-mo as god powers, by the way.

CptSauce: “This is the equivalent driving into battle on a tank and shooting people with your BB gun.” Me: “So.....the other guy on the tank unit”

"Till death do we part" 1 pirate queen 1 blackbeard 2 reapers 1 priest 10 hobbits 3 bards (the three amigos) (No super peasent, super boxer, dark peasent, thor, or tank)

I can’t blame the bear, I would be confused as heck if I had armor and someone riding on me too.

someone should make a unit called 'a good boi' and its john wicks dog and when you kill the dog, a bunch of john wicks rain down from the sky edit: smelling

“Did that entire volley only kill one knight?” A dozen dead squires: *Am I a joke to you?*

“Oh we win, did we though” -No General Ever

“It was pulsing, so I had to beat it - Captain sauce 2020

"Do squires become knights through training or rampant steroid abuse" Actually, in medieval times, squires were 14 years old, so all of those people you kill all the time are just kids.

XD i love how he was like there are 101 domations and the bear was like silence amigo and rekted them

Viking Siege 10 Berserkers 5 Ullr 20 Ice Archers 4 Ballista's 10 Valkyrie 2 Catapults

"What if there was bear cavalry?" Me: *Laughs in Far Cry Primal*

The reason that there are more werewolves is because the runemages end up transforming werewolves into other werewolves and then they get glitches into two werewolves.

The reason why sometimes the werewolf attacks his allies is because the werewolf was transformed again by the rune mages

Can we talk about how under-represented the samurai giant is? Seriously, I haven't seen him in ages.

Already said this in a different comment My army: The harvesting 2 harvesters 1 reaper in between the 2 harvesters 10 yarls or 20 brawlers And 15 samurai Hope you choose my army and hope you win if you choose my army Please put on medeviel 1

“It’s high noon, again” QuickDraw but you can only use one unit

i almost died laughing from the start of the video

Bear: Whinnie Mammoth: Snuffy Halfling: Canonfodder

imagine after getting trained as a spearman against armoured horses for years or maybe decades suddenly you find out enemy has a bear

Poor horse who literally got broken by the bear jockey's hammer

“Mother Russia” 5 Ivan 10 bears 30 peasants

2019=highly advanced guns 2020=soviet bear cavalry

Real life knights: TRAIN TRAIN TRAIN, Tabs knights: DRUGS DRUGS DRUGS

I hope this won’t mean the end of TABS, it’s your greatest series maybe.

Bear"appears" Soviet union"intensifies"

401 comments and we're only a minute in lmao.

Captainsauce: I cant use the runesheild in this level Any sane person: *turns on 'unlock all units' setting*

19:09 By far the coolest move I have ever seen

“Rock concert” -lots of bards -lots of rock throwers with cheerleaders

“How about something a little more distracting..?” There should be a Henry Stickmin reference in there somewhere

16:56 the king spun that musket around

Captainsauce: He broke that wobbly back Sauce a few months ago: The wobbly horse is made out of rubber

Idea: “Western john wick” (or wick of the west) Quickdraw with 15 cheerleaders and don’t use ranged units, cap

Everyone: I wonder what’s going to happen in raft chapter 2 Cap: funny bear roar

“All the animals” 15 all kind of horses 10 mammoths and bears 15 raptors and raptor riders and 10 other animals And 19 musketeers and balloon archers and 20 snake archers and clams And u can only use (NOT giant)melee units only

Captain Sauce: “Is it a good time to ask what a bear jockey is” Me: what, have u never seen one before? It’s not weird or anything...

" Fight for the ages" Calvary and Jouster vs Bear Jockey and Reaver

"oh yeah that's a broken wobbly horse" Me: aren't they already as broken as all your poly bridge bridges ever did be?

"Wonder how ranged units would BEAR against the BEAR." -CaptainSauce 2020

3:12 Zeus just shot the other zeus by accident lmao

Bonkers army: 30 musketeers 20 halberds 15 ice giants

The weaklings: 1 hobbit vs 1 peasent

13:08 NOBODY WAS THINKING THAT!!

Game: has a prominent female character with a male main character Cap: “Pls smash?”

I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again how in the world does he only Have 1.86 million subscribers

I laughed at the Bear Jockey, it's just a awesome mod. Then when the bear crowd surfed the units I lost my mind. 😂

"before their sculls became pudding" - sauce 2020

I'm honestly a little disappointed. He didn't make the Bear Jockeys and Reavers Fight each other ;-;

Cap, the Waltz of the Wizard community misses you. If you do VR again, prove yourself as the true VR Wizard

Cap: why do you need a weapon? Jockey and wobbly horse riders: you Wouldn't get it.

I just had an idea of how to “defeat” one punch man, put some math guys in the same team as one punch man and posses one punch man, maybe you can break him?

“Wonder if ranged units could bear a bear” Me: pun intended

“The Avengers” 1 ice giant 1 Thor 1 shield 1 Zeus 1 poacher 1 pirate queen

Sauce with his first move: "When in doubt,snuffy it out." FENRIR? FENRIR? * Mukuro ikusaba intensifies*

18:49 0.25 speed: that wolf rider just neo's right under that cavalries's weapon (btw if u dont know who neo is hes the guy from the matrix played by keano reaves)

Captain sauce laughing or giggling is precious. He has that innocent vibe ngl

"A Stampede" 10 cavalry 10 Jousters 10 Lassos 10 chariots

I got this mod unit idea. Skeleton prince: M1: throws a bone that explodes. Space bar: summons 2 skeleton archers. M2: strikes with a blunt sword, healing for some of the damage dealt.

Codename: Mistake 100 halflings 10 bear jockey's 4 ballistas

"swing or death" 1 reaper 10 berserkers 3 Pirate Queens 8 kings

The final battle: One Punch man vs The dark peseant

Hello have a great day

Alright bear cavalry are good and all, but what we need is a war snuffy. Mammoth cavalry would be broken.

7:36 i think snuffy is drowning

[Verse] Well, I won't see you around I'll slip away into sweet and somber 'Cause you can knock me down But I will only come back stronger [Pre-Chorus] Run from me and don't hurt This could be our last word [Chorus] Please, don't let me become a monster Say you won't let go, I can't last much longer Please, don't let me become a monsterWhen full moon light shines I will explode like thunder [Buildup] Explode like thunder Please don't let me become a monster [Drop] Please don't let me Explode like thunder [Verse] Well, I won't see you around I'll slip away into sweet and somber 'Cause you can knock me down But I will only come back stronger

I want to see more of my beautiful paper smile

The mother land returns with a bigger army and some un-BEAR-able jokes

"It was pulsing so we had to beat it" - Captainsauce

World war wobbly: 1 tank 5 musketeers 20 peasants ( as soldiers ) You have to have 1 wobbly horse on your team to win. (And win) Backstory; After the debate, Wobbly west won. The non wobbly believers were very upset and declared war. Now you and the wobbly horses are going to war too. If you see this finish DDLC, you started a play through and never finished it.

The Impossible Battle Map: Wild West Border: Circle Units: 50 Darkpeasants surrounding you Plus: You can only use up to 1500 money. 🔻

Battle idea “Tabs orgy time “ Surrounded by 50 vampires and 19 Cupid’s

Title: "No one expects the bear cavalry" The Russian version of "Nobody expects the Spanish inquisition" (I have no idea how to spell it)

Captain: YOU CAN’T JUST USE A BEAR AS A WEAPON the jockey: haha beargo bearrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

I love the Giant in the menu sequence, he's so cute with his little helmet!

30 Bombs on a Stick "Computer goes boom boom"

YES, JUST, YYYYYYAAAAASSSSSS Who else misses the GG outro

The Bear Jockey is basically how Americans think Russia is.

The royal table 2 kings 3 pirate queens 6 jesters 13 priests 1 mammoth

Primal fear: 20:raptors 30:cavemen 17:chefton 3:momaths

I WAS WAITING

“Quick think of something funny to say!” Everyone in the comments.

Thank you so much, captain please do more TABS. I know it’s not your thing but I would love to watch you play a FPS just to watch you get clobbered, please.

MD is Meme Dealer, he manages the UML and I'm sure you know thats what is required to run the mods, very cool guy. He has been working on Stalingrad for a very long time and he has a doc with all the units he plans to add when stalingrad is released, I assume your in his server as you got the beta for Stalingrad, I can tell because Stalingrad 5 isn't out yet. Currently MD changed his name to Scream Dealer to fit spooky season, but MD has been known for going overboard in the past. A while ago, you got the mod Stalingrad 3 and didn't remember who it was by, MD has been making Stalingrad since 1, and 4 became a meme at one point.

"it was pulsing so i had to beat it" -Captain Sauce 2020

No one: Not even captain sauce: Calvary: BEAR IS HERE

Snuffy : dies Captain sauce : oh look at this boat!

The wobble of the wobbly horse Starting out as a bug But then became a feature

Beware: dont go further it’s all bots!

We need an episode with the Russian anthem the whole time even if it's just quiet...