No One's Allowed To Fart In The Kitchen (vintage 1970's country vinyl) 

David Allan Colon wrote this song

This song was originally recorded by Conway Shitty.

Stank Williams Jr.

I am a 6 foot four 230 pound diesel mechanic and this brings me to tears every time

Rumor has it Dolly Farton had a hand in writing this song.

That was a breath of fresh air. Reminded me of those kitchen smells when I was a kid... mom's apple pie, turkey roasting in the oven, Dad letting one rip and scaring the dog. Ahhh, good times.

My grandfather used to sit me in his lap and we'd listen to this song when I was feeling sad, always cheered me up, thanks , Hank! ❤

I remember my dad playing his Hank the Cowboy records every Saturday morning. We played this song at his funeral, it’s been 6 years gone by now and not a day passes without me thinking “My God I miss that record!” Preserve Vinyl.

Best thing i heard with Bobo Bojangles ' I just shit in my pants ' . Love it !

I remember slow dancing to a little cutie at a country western bar late one night back in younger years with this song playing. Just stared into her eyes, admiring her beauty. Hearing this now makes my heart ache hearing this, reminiscing about a missed opportunity for something special.

Damn, This hits hard; brings back old buried memories of favorite bathrooms in cheap bars and dirty gas stations 😢

Reminds me of my ex wife… Deb , come back to me please

Heralded amidst the vast expanse of contemporary country music, “No One’s Allowed to Fart in the Kitchen” by the illustrious troubadour, Hank the Cowboy, emerges as a delightful ode to domestic etiquette and culinary sanctity. Embarking on a lyrical journey through the heartland of homespun humor, Hank deftly weaves a narrative tapestry resonant with wit and charm. In an age characterized by sonic homogeneity, Hank’s unapologetically whimsical composition serves as a refreshing departure, beckoning listeners into a realm where whimsy reigns supreme. With masterful instrumentation that pays homage to the genre’s storied traditions, each twang of the guitar and twirl of the fiddle serves as a testament to Hank’s reverence for country’s rich musical heritage. Yet it is Hank’s lyrical prowess that truly elevates this composition to a realm of unmatched artistry. Through clever wordplay and unabashed candor, he transforms the mundane into the extraordinary, offering a poignant commentary on the delicate balance between propriety and levity within the domestic sphere. As Hank croons of kitchen etiquette with a twinkle in his eye and a lilt in his voice, listeners are transported to a place where laughter reigns supreme and the trials of daily life are met with good-natured mirth. In a world fraught with tension and uncertainty, “No One’s Allowed to Fart in the Kitchen” emerges as a beacon of lightheartedness, inviting all who hear it to revel in the joy of shared laughter and the timeless allure of country music’s boundless charm.

the tears are running down my legs

Life lessons hit hard

My grandma used to play this when I was a wee lad. My favorite memory was when ol grandma would release the barking spiders, and say, “Sing ye o toothless wonder!” We’d all laugh and tickle each other. I miss you grandma.

The cowboy looks like UFC Hall of Famer Don Frye 👍

Kenny Rogers always said he regretted turning down this classic. But dems de breaks as they say.

Glad to see David Allen Coe can still get into the studio occasionally

Better than todays Bro Country-fake Southern accents, dogs, dirt, truck, Small town trying stuff

I didn't know you could order from Doordash in the 1970s.

I remember during an early 80s CMA awards show, this song was included in a medley performed by Dolly Farten and Loretta End.

Ever notice all those old country songs are about mending fences, sexy tractors, and farting in the kitchen.

I'd love Ween to cover this.

My parents met at his concert and danced to this song the magical night I was conceived

Hank the Cowboy looks like Don Frye having Takayama flashbacks 😂

Leonard Shithard was going to record this song but the plane that crash landed on him squashed the life out of him.

This song followed "ODE TO THE LITTLE BROWN SHACK OUT BACK" by BILLY EDD WHEELER

There's Willie Nelson and Johnny Cash...and there's this man. The legend. 👍😛

Toby Keith’s last song. RIP.

The CD issue of this album had a hidden track at -77 called Mamas don't let your babies grow up to eat tacos

Excellent song 🎵 -

Chocolate salty balls was a nod to Hank.

clearly a dylan song recorded at big pink with The Band. I can see this situation there.

Lyrical masterpiece 😁

All great country songs need just three things...3 chords, the truth...and a fart.

I'd love to hear Kacey Musgraves cover this❤

These lyrics are poetic and touch my heart

An instant classic.

It seems that no one told the kid who made this video that Doordash didn't even exist in the 70s.

This moved me.

The AI is more "human" than human! Super funny! 3:16

Always. Always flush the Poop!

Jerry Jeff Farter

How can I make room for what I’m eating if I’m not allowed to fart in the kitchen? 🤷‍♂️

This is like a lost Tenacious D song.

I blame hollywood for this.

Shit right down

It's proof of the country genre's extreme potential for soulful authenticity that ai makes amazing indie folk songs that sound real and just like Billie Eilish but can't come anywhere close to touching David Allen Coe without using parody.

Pull my finger. Oops, too late.

Not many know this. Buy Farty Robbins was the inspiration for this track.

Should’ve been Stank the Cowboy

I almost passed…On this song.

Pure Fart… with a silent F.

I'm sorry 😞

The description might be better than the song!😅

this should be taught in school. This is a DEI imperative.

I can see Kenny Rogers doing this. Or Kris Kristofferson.

Of course it's a goddamned recitation song

Did he write this for stinky Don?

O No! 😂

Its Randall Tex Cobb lon

Hank shits his britches in the kitchen and doesn't use the lords name in vain. Cool creation otherwise.

🤣🤣🤣

Not bad, but I prefer the female cover version by Dolly Farton.

😊😅

Although a bit boring (musically), it went to # 77 in the Iceland country charts.

I was born in the wrong generation.

AI

this guys channel is all AI he titles the song like it’s old but it mentions new things in the song

Wow I like poop this song not poop

Guess you just gotta rip it off AI style now

If I could mod Fallout New Vegas I'd add this in a "Mystery radio song mod" Worry not, for crediting the channel I'd just leave a huge space in the mod page writing in all caps "DO NOT SPOIL YOURSELF THE SURPRISE CREDITS AND SONG NAME BELOW" and then the credits below.. Yet another huge space

Sorry but Obscurest Vinyl beat you to the funny Ai music race

This song is too long winded.

This song stinks...(of rectal gaseous emissions obviously)

This is stupid.

Willie D goes country