NOOB'S GUIDE to KAIROS FATEWEAVER 

If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, is it all according to Kairos and Tzeentch's master plans?

His quest battle made him the only LL that can earn the defeated trait of himself by beating himself. Nobody can beat Kairos if Kairos beat himself first.

Kairos: YOU TOOK EVERYTHING FROM ME!!!! Future and ancient Kairos: I don’t even know who you are…

Note how in Kairos case it's said that "while once of his heads tells the truth the other one lies" nor "one of his heads only tells the truth while the other only lies". Meaning they can switch roles.

Never forget one thing, Kairos hates having his kills stealed but he also loves Skarbrand

I love that Kairos just kind of does his own thing, and Tzeentch just allows it because hey, it could be interesting.

I'm not the biggest fan of a lot of CA's lore decisions in WH3, but having Kairos fight himself while simultaneously fighting himself was 10/10 tzeentch lore

Tzeentch whenever Kairos bothers him: "HUSH CHILD! i AM IN THE MIDDLE OF A GAME OF PARADOX-BILLARDS-VOSTROYAN-ROULETTE-FOURTH-DIMENSIONAL-HYPERCUBE-CHESS-STRIP-POKER AND I CAN NOT BE DISTRACTED LESS I LOSE TO A KITTEN IN THE FUTURE!

Even though its 30k, my favourite kairos moment is 'Lion El'Jonson encounters Kairos Fateweaver at the height of the battle, who attempts to convert him to Chaos but can find nothing in his heart to sway it with, for he was absolutely loyal to the Emperor and viewed loyalty as its own reward. The Lion dismisses the Lord of Change by impaling him through the heart and quipping if the Greater Daemon saw that coming.'

Kairos is one of my favorite factions to bully with Skarbrand. If only there were a silly LL for Khorne who was a savage fist fighter that thought they were a mage who would constantly yell out "I CAST FIST!"

He also helps tzeentch with his paradox billiards vostroyan roulette fourth dimensional hyper cube chess strip poker deck

The amount of effort and meme editing that goes into these gets better with every video

Did you mention that you can get Tzangors with him ? By giving a city to beastmen, then being allies and recruiting them into your army.

Killing Kairos would be difficult. But remember seeing the future isn’t much of a power, as it is a curse. The timeline is always changing, hence it’s impossible to keep track with the clues the universe is giving you regarding infinite realities.

He also invaded lustria but like khugath he also failed so he decided to try and invade the elves instead

Wouldn't Kairos be 1 Drumstick short of a 10 Piece Bucket? 9 is Tzeentch's number after all.

Microraptor was a small feathered dinosaur from the early Cretaceous period (125-120 MYA) which had four wings.

I think the best way to understand his weakness is that he can see all futures and he knows where those futures branch from each other, but which way fate will fall is only revealed when those branch points arrive. His blindness to the present means that he has to guess which future is true and will only know if that guess is correct after it has already happened.

I feel like the start of the Guide should've been "These are..." I like that the Scrolls of Destiny are the Elder Scrolls I can't wait to see the palace you build in the name of Slaneesh.

I got an ad for chicken nuggets on this video.

Loves these videos! Also as one public educator to another thanks for putting all that little leftover energy into these videos

Ah yes, my favorite lord Daemon Lord, very eager to see what ya say about the most chaotic chicken

"Winds of magic are a limited resource" - Insert Tidus laugh -

I know next to nothing about this setting or this game (outside of some ground level 40k knowledge) but your vocal performance with accompanying visuals had me spellbound the whole video. Instant sub, binge watch incoming, and I'll definitely be looking at buying this game.

Tidehunter voice: BIRD. heheh BIRD IS TAAAALKING. But can't wait! Also cannot wait for an Alith Anar, Grombrindal, Zhao Ming, or Greasus video.

Gotta love Fatey, he served well on the tabletop for years, then finally got a new sculpt *after* I stopped playing. Trolled me again, Tzeentch. Some lore claims that not only does one head speak lies, but it speaks lies *equally believable to the truth spoken by the other head*. Anyone familiar with epistemology or Bayesian probability should recognize *that really shouldn't be a thing you can do*, but damnit if pseudo-omniscience doesn't just let you handwave a lot of shenanigans. Also, I'm like 99% sure he pronounces it "ky-rohs", not "ky-rahs", but don't let me stop you from saying it as you wish! Just know that you're tempting fate ;)

The only Chaos Lord/Chaos Faction I would play because im way more the sneaky, skeeming, tricks guy, instead of pressing right click, throwing up on my enemies or make them die by horniness ='D

I was soooo looking forwards to see Noobs guide coming out ^^ Hope CA gives us a lot of demons lord or heroic characters so you can make nice exposé for us to discover their backgrounds ^^

I just want to know if, when he’s in a mood ofc, chirps two different songs, or harmonizes with himself?

Im very happy to get another one! I love these and from what I've heard, Kairos DEFINITELY Deserves this

7:28 - 7:32 Pretty much summed up the entirety of Tzeentch

Have you heard the word? The bird is the word.

I can't believe you made a Foghorn Leghorn reference in this video... A+

Exciting stuff - can't wait for the Nurgle lads!

Ever since I discovered your channel I have looked forward to every noobs guide, regardless of the subject I’m grinning like an idiot without fail.

These videos are incredible, no one makes warhammer content quite as good as this

Somehow the finales keep getting better. This is excellent.

Great vid as always Cody thanks for the early preview thru Patreon

Best Noobs Guide yet! And my favorite faction in Warhammer 3!!

YOU HAVE RETURNED GREAT!

Both this one and Ku'gath's videos are extremely fun, you're awesome Cody lmao

I love Kairosss, thanks for making this vid!

Just a tiny thing, I loved the background music you used for this.

Love the noobs guides. Keep up the good work!

Another excellent video!!

Disappointed how you didn't mention how clever was for Games Workshop to equate Tzeentch and Kairos to birds, considering how clever Crow family are.

I'm so happy to know someone else remembers old Greg and his mangina. He had great wisdom to give us all.

God these are so much fun😂 love the videos man, you’ll get that 100K subs soon enough

i like it when you called kairos and the lords of change SPACE TURKEYS!!! Happy way to early thanksgiving

I beat Legendary (pre mods) with Kairos. Take it from me guys...he's the best LL. Only downside was the mean dragon lady and the evil Ice Queen were trying to pincer my 3 provinces the whole campaign because they were mad about me winning the soul race. No seriously...I had Kislev march 5-6 armies every 10 or so turns up to City of Splinters to attack me. Luckily with changing of the ways, I transferred all the nearby settlements to some chaos warriors that Kislev refused to declare war on even though they were at -300 relations with each other. The mean dragon lady was very mad I kept beating her with my infinite magic and my Lord of Change stack.

I really enjoyed the fog horn leg horn joke

Just the mention of Dark crystal made my day I wish Netflix did not cancel Age of Resistance show

I find that kairos is probably one of the more interesting armies to fight with or at least one of the harder ones

Thanks for the video

Bird is in fact the word. Xsellent vidja.

Can't wait for the Darth- I mean Malekith Noob's Guide

Never in my life thought i'd hear a Mighty Boosh reference here. Truly the works of Tzeentch indeed.

Very good episode.

I can't wait!

All according to plan

the Old Greg Ref was solid Subbed

sweet video cody

It’s honestly a crime you haven’t reached 100k yet

Did I catch a Mighty Boosh reference? Sweet.

All the hours of watching your noobs guide videos for lols and I haven't subbed. You sir get a sub one stop closer to the 100k :D

winds of magic being a "finite ressource" hahaha, good one xD

Wait Cody isn't past 100k? What are we doing spread this mans content!

I very much appreciate the Jim Henson references. Everyone loves two-headed Chamberlain.

great video

The subtlest mighty boosh reference I’ve ever heard

kairos knew and anticipated this video

I like how he said finite resource for magic....Not yet. Love these Noob Guides

Old Gregg... deep cut, my man.

So good!

Amazing!

I really hope that each chaos God faction gets a regular cultists faction who has limited to no acesss to deamons and uses stuff Ike chaos knights, cultists, etc

4:07 Somewhere out there in an Alternate Universe kids are used to watching the cartoon Foghorn Fateweaver.

as a smooth brain no headed barely able to think ambeboid, this guide helped me.

It’s funny to think that His quest battle is really just him playing a game of chess in his head and deciding that he wins

Whoa hold up a moment, you get my sub for the mighty boosh reference.

Well, that made me want to play him, not bothered before.

The foghorn leghorn joke fucking killed me, thank you Cody 😂

did not expect a Mighty Boosh refrence

I forgot the skeksis were a thing, but it fits

I'm waiting.

The music you used on this video was sooooooo gooood and relaxing. Will you please consider mentioning their name plz good sir?

Fatehorn Changehorn friggin’ sent me.

I did not see the random mighty boosh reference coming. Well done! For your reward you may drink some baileys! From an old boot. I’m Ooooold greeg!

I kind of hope they add some voice lines referencing magnus or the changeling into the game

I hope the next one is Cathay

Yessss, e expect him from when you tols us you make him in the last video

What a strange episode of Catdog...

Foghorn Legweaver is my spirit animal/demon/abberation.

I still don't know how to play Kairos. 10/10 guide

Why did Kairos the Fateweaver crossed a road? PLANS WITHIN PLANS!

Loved the old Greg comment 👌 👏

Old Greg's mangina joke? Right, subscribed.

I patiently await Gorden Ramsey jokes on skragg the slaughterers noobs guide. Also thanks alot now I'm invisioning a lord of change whimpering like chamberlain. "Mmrrrrmmm"

finally, noob guide to how play nerd bird

I’ve already subbed 😏😉