NOOB'S GUIDE to SKARSNIK 

HYPEEEEEEEE

Queek*

@@shrektheeverchosen6457 *headtaker

@@scamin441 I got a page in the book of grudges for evading taxes Help

Salution? Play Phaliaus Darkblade (I know that's not his name lol) and be line to get the sword of Khaine. Take over the Broken island province and capitalize in slavery. Let Tzar Can take over and only recruit Black Arks. Black ark lords are the only lords who will not deffect and the fact that the Broken Island province is mostly harbors means that Black Ark lords can defend them. Army build? 1 Phaliaus Darkblade (With the Sword of Khaine Dominating and not the Warpsword) 1 Regiment of renown chariot that is Anti large 1 Cold one Chariot 1 Regiment of renown Blood Queen's executioners 1 Regiment of Renown Red Siren with a follower that gives stalk and snipe (assigned in one of the Tzar Can quests.) 2 Har Ganeth Executioners 1 Regiment of Renown Raven Herelds 1 Sorceress (Fire for AOE incase infantry is up the ass) 1 Sorceress (Shadow for buffs for Phaliaus) 2 Black Guards of Nagorond And the rest Bolt Claw throwers The strategy is to let the artilliary do its work and the chariots harras or do counter artilliary while phalliaus murders everything while having artilliary support. It is smart to also give him the healing potion for longer sustainabillity. The reason for why he should have Khaine's blade instead of Worpsword is so he can kill off single entity targets easily. He's already pretty good against infantry mobs so let kim kill big things too.

@@marshallbernarte8216 This does literally nothing to help skarsniks campaign

Also known as Queek's firsts 50 turns

@@Sir_Bucket and then queek gets his weapons teams and stormvermin ready to eat anyone who dares looks him funny

That is accurate to the campaign I just did. I was literally at war with every faction adjacent to me at one point, and I didn’t declare war on any of them myself.

That's fascinating ! would you please turn 90 degrees and explain it all to this nice Iron Drake ?

just you wait until we get snotlings

@@slaanesh9348 implying they would do anything more then fart and laugh

@@DarkLordOfSweden or eaten, i just want to see Greasus Goldtooth

Finally a man of culture.

Togetic Pretty heartwarming if you ask me.

I never heard this before, but I kinda absolutely love it. What's the source, the Gloomspite Gitz battletome?

if i recall right queek got the eightpeaks after making a lasting peace deal with belegar

@@thanquolrattenherz9665 I remember that Queek killed Belegar and then got butcherd by Thorgrim.

@@pile-o-nonsense3688 thorgrim cheated

Araki Forgot

This comparison is so accurate it gave me a double dose of PTSD

Seeing what the End Times was compared to prievous lore, Im pretty sure if its not the same people, they were on the same level at the very least.

the End times novels pretty much the the same reception as GoT S8

He had his own end times book didn't he?

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And with quite literally the worst starting position in the entire game.

Shard Shard so... I’m the only one that kinda likes gobbos?

here good sir! Hold my like!

@@The_Murder_Party yes

@@The_Murder_Party nah, I like the goblins a lot (probably the most fun playthrough I ever had was when I played as Skarsnik and completely ignored Karak Eight Peaks in favor of taking over the entire Empire and fighting off Chaos with a Goblin only army)

I remember the story of a director trying to instruct him how to react to being stabbed in the back. He turned around and asked "Do you know what a man being stabbed in the back sounds like? Because I do

@@jamesvivian2855 that would be Peter Jackson it’s when he’s directing the deleted scene of Saruman being stabbed

He had a life that could made Forest Gump look like nothing.

i feel the same thing with tehenhauin, winning with an army of skinky bois brings so much satisfaction.

They're not as bad as people say they are when you use them the way they're supposed to be, people just don't bother trying to flank, and the gobbo-wave attacks when you get a shitload of armies stacked up on a city is quite satisfying

Ive played the Skarsnik campaign more than any other in Total War Warhammer 1 and I never take Ork units, only things you would expect find in a goblin army like trolls and squigs.

It's important to keep diversifying your vocabularium. Also, a self imposed PG-13 rating forces me to find creative ways to talk about boning someone's backside.

@@codybonds So THAT'S why you get so creative with it!

@@codybonds Plus it makes your videos hilarious, you do know how to pick them original words lol

@@codybonds Cat people are cool too though.

@@TheChesher Did I make fun of cat people in this one? That's a shame. I had another good one lined up for the next video.

"My first campaign in TWW was with Karl Franz, like every other decent person." NO I played as the Real Emperor, Vlad of Carstein.

@@keizoxd5623 Damn boomers, Mannfred is where it's at!

I've been playing TWW since the first game released.... I didn't play as Karl Franz even once until the Empire update in TWW2 (first guy I played as was Mannfredd Von Carstein but Skarsnik was the first campaign I ever actually finished)

Long time Total War fan, and it was my first introduction to the Warhammer universe... In about 4 years of playing, the only time I've played a human faction was the Wulfhart campaign. And I only played that for about an hour. I just can't play humans in the only Total War that has dinosaurs and dwarves and stuff.

The only reason I play Karl Franz more than Gelt is because you can't change Gelts Elector Count Position if you play as the golden order. And I want him in Wissenland to get the best artillery possible. But Bretonnia is still the better human faction. For ze lady!

I also tested out Danny Devito as an answer for that one.

@@codybonds fucks sakes, now I cant unsee the drawfs as a race of denny devitos. Modders get to it, or I will.

If the joke was lame, it's alright, because there's always another one 10 seconds away. Also, it's likely related that I despise TV shows with laugh tracks.

I do with with a deep throaty W- OGGG that would make Attila proud.

Cody Bonds as long as it’s deep throaty

@@chriscons7849 George Takei has a phrase for this but it escape me

Oh My!

Queek is be far my favorite character. He's so fucking oddly original and backwards to the race he's a part of, which is also awesomely original.

Its honestly one of the best black library books out there imo

If you search hard enough, you will find your answer. Little clue... Search in Berlin

Ohhh yes... I cant wait.

*GIVE US DA LADZ!*

And i bet CA will need until oktober to get shit together

Well lucky you your wrong

Well it did.

Skarsnik's campaign won't change very much. His is already focused on Tak ng Eight Peaks.

Cody Bonds true

@@codybonds where are the iron ball whirling units?

@@lilwater7358 That's an ability by Night Goblin fanatics. It's very short range and spreads like a tear shaped cone spell for other factions heroes and lords. Basically get a Night Goblin Fanatic into a melee with a lot of troops, use their ability and watch the bodies go flying and that one unit getting 200+ kills.

You can assassinate lord in tww1?

Thanks for sticking with me. The titles are a bit misleading, but it was that or 101 ways to get banned by CA for genitalia references. Side note, I'm terrible at titling.

She lives up to her name

Your partner must be very lucky.

Honey Badger does have a certain sound to it.

And he has a legit moustache.

@@codybonds Truly one of the seven Wonders

Here as well

Yeah. A couple jokes and gameplay tips here are no longer correct. I've been considering cutting the gameplay part and just doing lore guides.

You gotta respect that bond.

Why a family man such as Cody knows what it means is even more peculiar!

I try to outdo myself for each one. I never want there to be a boring one in the series.

@@codybonds I started noticing that trend. Keep up the innuendos.

Ah! That's why they're called mutinous gits. That seems like extra work on their part to justify his absence.

@@codybonds well they had to take some liberty here and there for the game lore to make sense , i dont mind it , it make the game interresting and fit the whole What if of the total war serie in general

Complete the trilogy with Noob's Guide to Queek Headtaker and you have the COMPLETE NOOB'S GUIDE to KARAK EIGHT PEAKS

You get a thumbs up for zoological accuracy.

How do you know about bad dragon?

@@codybonds 😏

They also added special skills for Skarsniks' and gave him a unique spell!

I would love to see the Hobgoblin Khan in the game. And I feel there's a strong chance he'll make an appearance

Cody Bonds I think they WHERE going to add chaos dwarves in total war warhammer 3 because chaos dwarves dint kill hobgoblins like the other greenskins but I’m not well versed with the lore

I am beyond excited to create these for brand new Lords.