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Nursery web spider - Trading a fly for sex 

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A short sequence showcasing the mating habits of the nursery web spider.
Music by Richard Collins. Check his stuff out here: / rcollins-121923343

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@nicolobalestrino
@nicolobalestrino 3 года назад
Humans: Dating is hard Spider: She will literally eat me if she wants
@roman9577
@roman9577 Год назад
LMAO
@juan-carlosfrancois8498
@juan-carlosfrancois8498 Год назад
Lmao truueee!!
@alicepooper8270
@alicepooper8270 7 лет назад
I think it's adorable that he wraps it
@matishofman3933
@matishofman3933 3 года назад
ye it looks so nicely maden
@ashtton_tapiwa
@ashtton_tapiwa 3 года назад
All about the presentation
@nathancruzvazquez9311
@nathancruzvazquez9311 3 года назад
i think you're adorable
@digital107-_-
@digital107-_- 3 года назад
@@nathancruzvazquez9311 keep it in your pants Nathan
@nathancruzvazquez9311
@nathancruzvazquez9311 3 года назад
@@digital107-_- one of your comments is "them thick thighs" mind ya own bizness
@Veroveren
@Veroveren 7 лет назад
still a better love story than twilight. 😢
@muratgunduz4666
@muratgunduz4666 4 года назад
👍🏻😀
@mickeyesplinn5846
@mickeyesplinn5846 2 года назад
🤣 I was not expecting that
@christopheranzovinio5893
@christopheranzovinio5893 Год назад
F Teams Edward and Jacob. We know Team Charlotte's the baddest bitch.
@NecroFtsy
@NecroFtsy 7 лет назад
Pretty much like humans.
@caglarcakar6935
@caglarcakar6935 7 лет назад
Thankfully, human females are not giants.
@sweetjs3922
@sweetjs3922 7 лет назад
kafa1500 death by sun snu
@GAZAMAN93X
@GAZAMAN93X 7 лет назад
+kafa1500 no.... but if she doesn't like you she takes your kid, your house, your valuables, your money,etc.... in other words you have no life..... basically if you were the spider and got eaten ..
@CrniWuk
@CrniWuk 7 лет назад
Actually, the spider would be even luckier ... the human male has to live on. See kidz, learn from this spider. Don't marry. Don't mate. Get a dog for your feelings. And a fleshlight for your pecker.
@pixelthis950
@pixelthis950 7 лет назад
CrniWuk lmao
@towlkiller
@towlkiller 7 лет назад
Misleading video, I tried this on a girl and she slaped me :(
@CrniWuk
@CrniWuk 7 лет назад
Did you bring jewelry or flies?
@martinet1985
@martinet1985 7 лет назад
CrniWuk lol 😁
@hanz8029
@hanz8029 7 лет назад
Did you check if she was vegan?
@missingno.5597
@missingno.5597 7 лет назад
Your gift wasn't good enough you pleb. Don't blame the flawless system when you just suck lol.
@accursedatom236
@accursedatom236 7 лет назад
caleb nicholls what food item did you use?
@Dantaroen
@Dantaroen 7 лет назад
lol when he showed up and she attacked him "you lil' shit i told you not to retur....uuuuh is that for me? =3"
@TeamCandiru
@TeamCandiru 7 лет назад
Dantaroen it's a story as old as time itself
@rafdpedro8775
@rafdpedro8775 7 лет назад
Team Candiru This reminds me of a man and a prostitute.
@missingno.5597
@missingno.5597 7 лет назад
That's how you know she's 100% Quality wife material.
@nottoeztoforget8705
@nottoeztoforget8705 6 лет назад
Dantaroen this comment make me boner wtf?
@RandomBitterMan
@RandomBitterMan 2 месяца назад
Hold up woman😂
@giomartino6
@giomartino6 3 года назад
Damn this shit is so relatable gotta feel for this dude putting his life on the line for some tail respect
@christopheranzovinio5893
@christopheranzovinio5893 Год назад
He did survive, so I'm guessing that was his side piece lol
@animetextbook6266
@animetextbook6266 7 лет назад
Roses are red Violets are sour How much will 3 flies get Maybe an hour?
@malva446
@malva446 5 лет назад
Na that doesn’t fit
@brentcarranza6404
@brentcarranza6404 5 лет назад
Roses are red Violets are blue How much will 3 flies get maybe an hour or two?
@Jordan-po8dn
@Jordan-po8dn 5 лет назад
Bees are yellow And candy is sour Heres 3 flies just for an hour
@breeze8065
@breeze8065 3 года назад
b4 its devoured
@OfficialNetworkFluff
@OfficialNetworkFluff 3 года назад
Maybe an hour or two?
@gabrieltejeda5830
@gabrieltejeda5830 7 лет назад
These spiders gettin more bitches then me
@shinichithompson6458
@shinichithompson6458 7 лет назад
Gabriel Tejeda ikr
@CrimeaRiver
@CrimeaRiver 7 лет назад
Would you still be jealous if we shared the risk of being eaten by our bitches?
@stinkybobjr4778
@stinkybobjr4778 7 лет назад
Same
@Databat123
@Databat123 7 лет назад
Kinda is happening, take a look at my bank account
@missingno.5597
@missingno.5597 7 лет назад
Databat123, cant' unless you post your information.
@beanmariocow8601
@beanmariocow8601 6 лет назад
“And off he goes, searching for another partner...” Life ain’t easy
@Th3VirtualGam3r
@Th3VirtualGam3r 5 лет назад
He could also get eaten, you never know which sex might be your last
@DEEJAYYCHINO
@DEEJAYYCHINO 5 лет назад
Titan407 the battle of the sexes
@frog6992
@frog6992 4 года назад
His entire life is just eat sleep and wait to fuck. The only path that would lead to this breaking is if the girl decides of just fucking eat him
@yneshAshanti
@yneshAshanti 4 года назад
Man's living on the edge
@Kajiyoushun
@Kajiyoushun 4 года назад
Your dad didn't go to the gas station all those years ago, he was actually a spider.
@Schecterdemon6
@Schecterdemon6 6 лет назад
Fly digger prank (it worked!) (Fangs pulled) (In da web) (I got her pregnant?!)
@npc-if6zw
@npc-if6zw 5 лет назад
(gone arachnoid)
@macrodic1898
@macrodic1898 4 года назад
underated
@beanpo2456
@beanpo2456 4 года назад
Hoeman instead of hooman
@Tooprow
@Tooprow 3 года назад
this comment fucking got me
@circamaniac11
@circamaniac11 6 лет назад
The bigger the gift the longer she will let him mate.......we’re not so different, them and us........
@o_o-037
@o_o-037 7 лет назад
Tis' like they say: To avoid being killed for sex, be a gentleman and provide a gift so show you care. Don't be rude like humans.
@florianrahultopno881
@florianrahultopno881 2 года назад
The female spider suddenly approaching the male one was one of the best jumpscares I have experienced in my life..
@JukesMcGee
@JukesMcGee 7 лет назад
I always look forward to seeing these videos in my feed.
@TeamCandiru
@TeamCandiru 7 лет назад
Udai Taxim thanks! That means a lot to us. Apologies for the long delay since the last one. Hopefully we'll be putting them out a bit more regularly.
@a1xon
@a1xon 7 лет назад
Thank you guys for producing this wonderful content.
@TeamCandiru
@TeamCandiru 7 лет назад
a1xon thanks for watching!
@sabroosh
@sabroosh Год назад
@@TeamCandiru do you know the title of the score (soundtrack)? Thank you
@JaxBlade
@JaxBlade 3 года назад
2:27 So it is just like us then
@TheCammunist
@TheCammunist 4 года назад
I could've gone my whole life without seeing spiders bang... Thanks RU-vid.
@sandhitalenoir6057
@sandhitalenoir6057 7 лет назад
it is always a good idea to get your woman a big meatball sandwich lest she decides to eat you..😑
@Seatasi
@Seatasi 7 лет назад
ill give you a meatball sandwhich that's for sure
@nasimsiddiqui1208
@nasimsiddiqui1208 5 лет назад
xxx
@michaelleighwilliams8372
@michaelleighwilliams8372 3 года назад
But i want her to eat me tho
@antenedilbert7191
@antenedilbert7191 3 года назад
I'd love to be eaten. Than live alive
@mrjohndownzz2392
@mrjohndownzz2392 3 года назад
Well if I get what the spider gets in return then... I'm all for it.
@purpleroosta6050
@purpleroosta6050 5 лет назад
the fly was a paid actor
@Kifitox
@Kifitox 7 лет назад
spider whores -_-
@minomasters7527
@minomasters7527 7 лет назад
Kifitox p
@x_griffin_x
@x_griffin_x 6 лет назад
When you can't watch porn, so you gotta compromise.
@mollytov8407
@mollytov8407 3 года назад
Interesting
@ivancolak8633
@ivancolak8633 3 года назад
Hol up
@j-ving7304
@j-ving7304 3 года назад
@@ivancolak8633 Hol up
@treavesiangola4654
@treavesiangola4654 3 года назад
Ewww😂😂😂
@generalhypocrisy1876
@generalhypocrisy1876 3 года назад
I think it’s sexy oh yeah
@CrniWuk
@CrniWuk 7 лет назад
I am not sure what is more creepy, watching those spiders ... or listening to that voice explaining everything ...
@ItstheFREEDOM
@ItstheFREEDOM 7 лет назад
"Hey babe. Your fly is open" "but I am not wearing any pa....ooohhhhhh" " ;) "
@thecoolcarhd4402
@thecoolcarhd4402 5 лет назад
Hantai much?
@chicken2695
@chicken2695 3 года назад
Holy Jesus
@OfficialNetworkFluff
@OfficialNetworkFluff 3 года назад
@@thecoolcarhd4402 hentai*
@managario4449
@managario4449 7 лет назад
not my proudest fap
@m4rdoo
@m4rdoo 5 лет назад
Lmao wtf😂😂
@malva446
@malva446 5 лет назад
WTF
@joshuademott7844
@joshuademott7844 5 лет назад
It is mine.
@Kallastar.
@Kallastar. Год назад
???
@Enter_the_Toshiverse_1996
@Enter_the_Toshiverse_1996 3 года назад
This is essentially like how a man buys an engagement ring, presents it to his girlfriend and asks her to marry him. The male spider is presenting the female an "engagement" fly and asking her to "marry" him
@NailHeavenAshford
@NailHeavenAshford Год назад
Then he bangs and goes and she realises the ring is cheap crap. Hmmm I think I’ve been there. 🤔
@Enter_the_Toshiverse_1996
@Enter_the_Toshiverse_1996 Год назад
@@NailHeavenAshford No, after they bang she'll eat him, and the nutrients from his body help nourish her body so can safely deliver her eggs. It's the Circle of Life! 😂😂😂
@youngbladex96
@youngbladex96 11 месяцев назад
​@@NailHeavenAshford it's hard out here for mating I wonder how long it took for one spider say I got alil bit of money lets see if a gift will work ,every girls love gifts.
@isocryd
@isocryd 6 лет назад
“Take your date to a buffet” I hear you loud and clear.
@Foxboy541
@Foxboy541 7 лет назад
the old switcheroo
@ciaranmcmullan6509
@ciaranmcmullan6509 6 лет назад
Sounds like my ex
@cargopants4097
@cargopants4097 5 лет назад
Your ex brought you a fly
@thelion8797
@thelion8797 7 лет назад
I wish you guys received more views, your content is amazing and never fails to impress me! Keep up the great work!
@TheBluechili93
@TheBluechili93 3 года назад
"Housewife has no money and pays pizzaboy another way"
@Huff-Productions
@Huff-Productions 3 года назад
Lmfaooo
@death_beforedishonor4881
@death_beforedishonor4881 7 лет назад
Damn even nature itself has fuckbois.... nice 👍🏽
@ToughDuff
@ToughDuff 7 лет назад
I laughed so hard
@painless476
@painless476 7 лет назад
Lil Jesus and that got me weak😂😂
@crad5476
@crad5476 4 года назад
You mean sluts. Amazing.
@ncmariofan3605
@ncmariofan3605 5 лет назад
If Bug's Life was on HBO, this would be it
@joshgriffin7646
@joshgriffin7646 5 лет назад
I had a pet nursery web spider. She was huge and so tame. She' almost always let me hold her. But she died about a year or two ago. I found her underneath an inflatable kiddie pool and put in a container, moved her to her encloser. When ever I tired to hold her at first she'd freak but sh3d never bite me. Then after a while she learned that it was ok
@samuelrodriguez9130
@samuelrodriguez9130 5 лет назад
Let me guess u woo' d her with arachnids 🤔
@emandarx5381
@emandarx5381 7 месяцев назад
I have one in my bathroom right now
@vlbonnie
@vlbonnie 7 лет назад
tfw bae only likes u for ur flies :(
@danielle604
@danielle604 6 лет назад
jelf the elf ur muny
@SnoozingtonnMusic
@SnoozingtonnMusic 6 лет назад
First the jewel wasp video, now this? You’ve just earned yourself a subscriber.
@TeamCandiru
@TeamCandiru 6 лет назад
Thanks! Do check out our Diving Bell Spider video as well!
@hvacguy542
@hvacguy542 6 лет назад
How crazy is that even humans do this lol such a small world
@alexa.davronov1537
@alexa.davronov1537 2 года назад
These filming skills. Amazing. Thanks for sharing!
@PrincessBubblegum
@PrincessBubblegum 4 года назад
Him:I give you this gift Also him:Ok love is over see you never
@robbanks50
@robbanks50 4 года назад
And thanks for not eating me
@PatratPeteisAWESOME
@PatratPeteisAWESOME 3 года назад
All I got from this was... Spider: Lemme smaaash~
@mikedoja6704
@mikedoja6704 Год назад
The narrator is half the magic of these videos. Incredibly shots.
@CRex
@CRex 5 лет назад
The male spider looks like he's wearing little boxing gloves.
@benmedeirosma-youtube
@benmedeirosma-youtube 4 года назад
I keep and breed these as pets. And it’s really interesting and kinda funny to watch.
@christopheranzovinio5893
@christopheranzovinio5893 Год назад
You need turtles bro. Funny doesn't begin to describe their throes of intimacy.
@jb_
@jb_ 7 лет назад
Can't beat a bit of spider sexy time. Good work TC.
@pawspawlisko4025
@pawspawlisko4025 Год назад
My fav channel now Excellent narration!
@TeamCandiru
@TeamCandiru Год назад
Welcome aboard! Thanks for watching!
@HorrorFangirl34
@HorrorFangirl34 Год назад
Wow, this is super rare footage! I love these spiders. I see them pretty often, but I have never seen them mating before.
@victormuhia750
@victormuhia750 3 года назад
These videos are humbling, the realities of nature and existence
@crackosaurus
@crackosaurus 7 лет назад
I didn't expect to see two spiders fucking today, I think I expect too much from myself
@sgdeluxedoc
@sgdeluxedoc 4 года назад
Spider politics: I can just see it now.. spidey cruising the web and a hot spideress approach him.. "wanna make some eggs?" "Oh yeah.. crawl into my web, baby" "OK that's 2 flies" "Hey what happened to one fly?" "Cost of living, babe" "... Already lost 2 webs from them clumsy bumblebees today!"
@michaelc5722
@michaelc5722 6 лет назад
For anyone wondering, it was a boy, baby weighed 4.2 and they called him speter
@joebloggs7303
@joebloggs7303 3 года назад
"The larger the gift, the longer she will allow him to mate with her" - also true in homosapiens
@beesnees3758
@beesnees3758 7 лет назад
i think its a fair deal.
@OpinionatedChicken59
@OpinionatedChicken59 5 лет назад
I give you this fly now you have my 800 babies
@missundercover97
@missundercover97 3 года назад
Your videos are satisfying and scary at the same time :D
@arthurpierce6592
@arthurpierce6592 6 лет назад
This spider is a fly digger
@MouseX1000
@MouseX1000 7 лет назад
"The bigger the gift the longer she'll allow him to mate with her." so does that also apply to rocks on fingers then? XD
@jamie_marie_
@jamie_marie_ 4 года назад
SrGrafo sent me here and I don't know how to feel.
@sabrinatheteenagebitch6805
@sabrinatheteenagebitch6805 6 лет назад
Why do all my dates also end up like this
@skunk12
@skunk12 2 года назад
The idea of "flowers and candy" is so antiquated.
@gembelmonas9173
@gembelmonas9173 5 лет назад
amazing video!
@corruptedmember2568
@corruptedmember2568 3 года назад
CJ: Hey Denise, beautiful Denise: CJ, do you think iam special? CJ: of course! I brought you food! Denise: ok lets do the dirty bang
@ActionJelly
@ActionJelly 4 года назад
Goddamnit SrGrafo
@hurt3989
@hurt3989 4 года назад
Best title ever
@guidomista8448
@guidomista8448 3 года назад
I just watched two spiders having sex... no, no, I dont think I'm winning.
@I-hate-youtube797
@I-hate-youtube797 4 месяца назад
I had a little male nursery web spider I saved from being squashed from my grandma. I thought he was a wolf spider at first which was why I had saved him to keep as a pet. He wasn’t but he still thrived for me and while I had him was a lot of fun to watch. Sadly he passed away the other day molting and I felt like it was my fault but unfortunately a lot of spiders die molting and get stuck and it wasn’t my fault and there was nothing I could really do to help him. You can add water droplets on the molt to try and soften it to help the spiders free themselves and I did do that, but it didn’t help. I genuinely cried when that spider died.
@lordsatiin1362
@lordsatiin1362 4 года назад
Man, spiders are so dang cute look at him all "warp that bitch a fly, bitches love flies"
@crockstonyt
@crockstonyt 2 года назад
>be me >watching your wasp cockroach zombification video >accidentally click on something at the end while not looking >spider sex
@ntcaidyn3735
@ntcaidyn3735 6 лет назад
Spider Prostitution. Spider Babies. Spider Child Support...Are humans spiders..?
@Jugdjay
@Jugdjay 2 года назад
Sounds scary to be a male spider. If you screw up your date, your girl literally eats you for dinner.
@Istaphobic
@Istaphobic 4 года назад
The George Costanza of spiders. Mixing food with sex.
@ronch550
@ronch550 Год назад
I guess courting by giving gifts is such a primal behavior.
@sixkintnts
@sixkintnts 6 лет назад
1:24 If I were that spider.. I'd run.
@Duk3Silv3r
@Duk3Silv3r 5 лет назад
Beat those spider cheeks. I guess?!
@VictorFursov
@VictorFursov 6 лет назад
Thank you for interesting story!
@TeamCandiru
@TeamCandiru 6 лет назад
Thanks! Thanks for watching! And do please check out our other videos, we aim to make interesting educational content all about invertebrates!
@aeclipsae
@aeclipsae 3 года назад
Me the entire video: *poor fly*
@quigongym5206
@quigongym5206 5 лет назад
Instructions unclear I tried this and got slapped
@griffenb4809
@griffenb4809 6 лет назад
I love this side of RU-vid
@Horrid_Beast
@Horrid_Beast 3 года назад
Oh so when the spider does it, its seen as normal. BUT WHEN I DO IT, I'M LABLED A CREEP!
@donchonealyotheoneal5456
@donchonealyotheoneal5456 10 месяцев назад
At the end you forgot one thing he didn't go looking for another partner he went looking for another victim to offer to the next possible partner
@leepalmer7082
@leepalmer7082 4 года назад
See spiders have Christmas as well as us
@jackjacket8114
@jackjacket8114 7 лет назад
this is a really sad story!
@Rainok
@Rainok 2 года назад
“Hey babe, here’s a fly, wanna f..k?” “I love flies, sure let’s f..k”
@heru-deshet359
@heru-deshet359 4 года назад
"My dear, I bring Spanish Fly. May I do you"?
@stephaniecarr6984
@stephaniecarr6984 Год назад
" The larger the gift, the longer she will allow him to mate with her." Sounds about right...lol... Who knew that the courtship/mating rituals of spiders were so similar to our own?
@obstipuit
@obstipuit 10 месяцев назад
the biggest spider (by legspan) i ever saw in the wild in connecticut was a male nursery web spider :D
@HamsterBoi330
@HamsterBoi330 4 года назад
And this is how flying spiders are born...
@realkekec4028
@realkekec4028 3 года назад
Humans: Dating is hard Spider:Hold my beer
@devil69goddess
@devil69goddess 5 лет назад
This is how I became pregnant with my daughter.
@Th3VirtualGam3r
@Th3VirtualGam3r 5 лет назад
Did he bring money or flies?
@jirenthegray4624
@jirenthegray4624 5 лет назад
+Jenn Wojack You let him impregnate you as he offers you food? Huh. Seems like a fair deal to me.
@hassanhaider2380
@hassanhaider2380 3 года назад
A spider jizzed on you?
@tealvampyre
@tealvampyre 3 года назад
Jenn Wojack were you eating as he was getting his? If so, then it would be exactly like the spider.
@acarriere30
@acarriere30 3 года назад
you got pregnant with your daughter?
@Anti-tg3kw
@Anti-tg3kw 3 года назад
Read the title and were looking forward to the comment section 😂
@SonicLion2
@SonicLion2 7 лет назад
Love the video
@Jagonath
@Jagonath 2 года назад
They missed the bit where some spiders double wraps a ball of nothing in web, and the female spends the night trying to find the "meal".
@JPLamoureuxsTravels
@JPLamoureuxsTravels 4 года назад
👌 Great video, spiders my favourite subject 😁 ....
@ImVeryBrad
@ImVeryBrad 7 лет назад
awesome!
@ImVeryBrad
@ImVeryBrad 5 лет назад
Still Awesome!
@xlgbesbloxer1988
@xlgbesbloxer1988 2 года назад
@@ImVeryBrad still awesome?
@ImVeryBrad
@ImVeryBrad Год назад
@@xlgbesbloxer1988 you know it
@gost2633
@gost2633 Год назад
I heard that some spiders actually wrap up either already eaten and sent husks or pieces of leaves and stuff and give it to the female to pretend they caught something LOL
@NailHeavenAshford
@NailHeavenAshford Год назад
Probably. Kind of like the crap gifts I’ve often had. I buy them a MacBook Pro and I get given a dressing gown. 😔
@Revenge404Notfound
@Revenge404Notfound Год назад
Nursery web spider!? They look like the wolf spiders.
@accursedatom236
@accursedatom236 7 лет назад
this scenario seems... familiar. I actually want to try this XD
@franksu9735
@franksu9735 3 года назад
If you were a clumsy one, bring a bigger fly.
@ZnSstr
@ZnSstr 2 года назад
my cat likes your content
@HappiestSadGuy
@HappiestSadGuy 7 лет назад
No woman would turn down free food
@boomborgoyari5781
@boomborgoyari5781 2 года назад
I knew the comments would be as entertaining as the video.
@gabrielkawa432
@gabrielkawa432 6 лет назад
At least he didn't die
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Я нашел кто меня пранкует!
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