OFFLINETV DATING SIMULATOR (RED FLAGS)

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Today we played a game called Red Flags! Each round there is 1 designated single person, the rest of the players each try to create the perfect date for this person with white cards. These players also have to try to sabotage other dates with 1 red card. We'll do 2 rounds and the person with the most successful dates wins!
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@goopypegasus-7740 4 года назад

Lily: is into people only speaking sarcasm Michael: it’s free real estate

@panchielchido5567 4 года назад

LMAO

@nunita0065 4 года назад

Tal vez desde hace un par de meses ellos estan saliendo, la miniatura del video los tienen a los dos, nos. Quisieron advertir de la situación y no le pusimos atención :0

@thedapperturkey 4 года назад

The best part it’s official now

@zean7026 4 года назад

this aged very well

@sketchycircle1067 4 года назад

How did you predict this?

@johnathannail6499 4 года назад

"Only speak in sarcasm, devoid of emotions" - some of these red cards are just Michael

@Warlekk 4 года назад

Johnathan Nail “Plotting to kill you”

@l0u13__3 4 года назад

Super super racist

@rddels 4 года назад

Johnathan Nail “death row inmate”

@jayala319 4 года назад

@@bozo4282 wait.... Link?

@jayala319 4 года назад

9:21 "...never gonna give you up..." Lily's face rip

@Nobody-bb4ep 3 года назад

Fed: “What’s her ex’s name?” Micheal: “Fed” Me: “Fed Ex”

@noorasrte6068 3 года назад

LMAOOO this took me off guard and now I'm laughing like crazy

@aylii 3 года назад

this is why i shouldnt read the comments whilst eating food. i almost choked-

@oskarlee3405 3 года назад

lol

@ryraisin3280 3 года назад

Lol, I was eating ice cream and i spit it out all over my desk when I saw this comment... Thx a lot making me clean my desk....

@tanjirokamodo5072 3 года назад

I laughed way to hard on this than it deserves

@bradleymoore3349 2 года назад

Lily: says she likes generous and musicians Michael: hmm time to get out the saxophone and step up my game

@wingnightbackwards 2 года назад

michael is better than a professional musician because he doesn't have to be on tour ever and he sings with her and them pipes though

@jacobbeltran7729 2 года назад

He would just build a machine that plays whatever the fuck he wants 😂😂

@DasDieDerErik Год назад

@@jacobbeltran7729 He wouldnt build a smartphone just because hes part asian, wtf

@drix4275 Год назад

@@DasDieDerErik Huh? Michael is known for his weird contraptions because he's an actual engineering genius, lol. Who fucking thinks he makes awesome things because he's part Asian? What the fuck is wrong with you?? I think your comment was that of "I live a good life so I need things to be angry about."

@caasinom8008 4 года назад

Michael: I'm learning a lot about people today Also Michael: Give me the girl constantly covered in ants

@blank0s162 4 года назад

Tell me you wouldn't watch a video about a rocket scientist covered in ants taser-fighting Michael.

@pyrrha7124 4 года назад

kinky

@BastiXIII 4 года назад

She's the daughter of Ants in my eyes Johnson.

@teigancarter93 4 года назад

S picks a plot twist, Michael programmed the ants to kill the rocket scientist

@taylrthegreat 4 года назад

NIghtmare, nightmare, nightmare (death to turtles by ants)

@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 года назад

"Single people" Lily: (Cries) Everyone else: Yay

@mm-ut3tl 4 года назад

Ofc ur here again..

@trashpanda4613 4 года назад

Why the hell do I see you in every video comments around like 5 RU-vidrs

@Pyroxlol 4 года назад

@@trashpanda4613 He's continuing Justin Y's legacy

@Dobis624 4 года назад

It'd be pretty cool if you did have a mustache

@sampotham9528 4 года назад

All the single people huh I'm not seeing poki 🙄

@linkthezombie 3 года назад

11:44 "I don't really like it when girls drink too much." Yeah Fed, well girls don't really like it when you drink too much either

@CrimsonRayne 3 года назад

Damn, savage!

@microgaming9209 2 года назад

Damn…

@remytherat7341 2 года назад

Murdered. Absolutely murdered. I congratulate you.

@roninsanati1397 2 года назад

Put of pocket. 100% not needed, but most CERTAINLY appreciated.

@togerino-senpai448 2 года назад

Fed more like ded

@basicallyretarded 2 года назад

"Imagine it's a Filipino" "Im a Filipino" Best skill to save yourself from a boss battle

@Earlgreyyyy 4 года назад

Lily: He's hot AND rich. Yvonne: (Excited) Michael: _Never gain weight while dating_ Yvonne: ( *Straight up loses it* )

@chosentokill6148 4 года назад

SHES SO HAVING THAT LMAO

@JacksawWorld 4 года назад

EarlGrey this is gold

@LuffyLuffynoMi 4 года назад

What makes it better is Michael Hyping it up as Lily grumbles about it

@gamergreen4823 4 года назад

She acted like it was happening 😂

@imunoriginal382 4 года назад

*S E A N*

@crossonyx8463 4 года назад

Lily “Single gang” Micheal I’m gonna do what’s called a pro gamer move

@RuferOfficial 3 года назад

Very true lol

@Jem2556 3 года назад

Oh how turn tables

@alvarezrodriguez4163 3 года назад

@@RuferOfficial lmao he's speaking the language of the Gods

@phantomblizzard7756 3 года назад

@@RuferOfficial I think they meant "Oh how THE turn tables" its a The Office reference if you didnt know

@jackdiaz1631 3 года назад

It was actually lily that made the pro gamer move tho

@clydeericksoncapati7566 2 года назад

Lily really went from "Michael, buddy." to "Michael, honey."🥺🥰 19:41

@Batmanstabbingadog Год назад

Scarrra: a good realistic person Everyone else: they can fly, cured cancer and has a multi billion dollar company

@rubfourthreetwo9020 4 года назад

Lily: "I'm happy to have won in this table full of single people" No one: Scarra: *cough* _bullshit_

@carl6868 4 года назад

safe to say that Scarra knew he'd win the bet

@GrapeOfLife 4 года назад

Laughed too hard at this

@dabossdud 4 года назад

"her ex's name is Fed" FedEx.

@raionshishi8290 4 года назад

LMAO i knew someone would make this joke.

@SaskeR11 4 года назад

Made my day

@random4114 4 года назад

Jajaja

@hunter002x 4 года назад

dabossdud that minecraft youtube caller FedExgaming xD

@sea81793 4 года назад

Or because Michael was selling his date to “Fed”myster.

@durps8815 2 года назад

Lily (for Fed's turn): She believes you're the most attractive person she's ever met Scarra: So delusional? JESUS CHRIST SCARRA RELAX LMAO

@bespinguard7854 3 года назад

*whips out a card on Michael’s turn* “Is lilypichu” Michael: *instantly picks it*

@blacktopjackdrop4074 3 года назад

Lily: "Cooks your favorite food for you" 3 months later Lily: "We are making Michael's favorite katsu curry"

@Algenhirn 3 года назад

What the heck happend to your formating?!

@curstinbcake1066 3 года назад

@@Algenhirn ???

@Algenhirn 3 года назад

@@curstinbcake1066 The format of your comment is completely fucked up on PC. Looked like you were using spaces instead of enter. It's completely fine on mobile.

@17SharkBro 3 года назад

@@Algenhirn Ah, I think they used space instead of enter. And since the space on computer is larger than on mobile, it looks weird.

@Davis... 3 года назад

I need link

@rexcorvorum4262 3 года назад

Turns out this was just Micheal trying to figure out what Lily liked

@wallowing5175 3 года назад

CUTE

@fullmetalz4904 3 года назад

Bamboozled

@sulfurical7439 3 года назад

A robot that tasers you if you don’t share love and affection

@stevethea5250 3 года назад

@@wallowing5175 when did they start dating

@fatbungus 3 года назад

@@stevethea5250 since about february

@dynamicpanic8935 2 года назад

so much has happened,, michael and lily together, fed kicked out, and scara is still our favourite scara. i love it. proud of u guys

@CreepyFrawley 2 года назад

when Scarra said "voice of an angel" I imagined a booming voice shouting FEAR NOT

@picapica201 2 года назад

*screaming in **_G E O M E T R Y_*

@jeffthegod_ 11 месяцев назад

screaming in **D O O M**

@jeremy2474 3 года назад

- “They only speak in sarcasm” - “That seems pretty fun, actually.” Michal Reeves’ brain: WRITE THAT DOWN, WRITE THAT DOWN!

@graceqiu6288 3 года назад

charles the french?

@adriangomez6486 3 года назад

LMAOO OMG THATS SO TRUE

@kaseyperryman3311 3 года назад

Facts

@penguinjesus8394 3 года назад

Charles fan :D

@valeriefaith7326 3 года назад

Charles the french reference?

@U40N 4 года назад

Damn Michael and Lily must have taken this game too seriously...

@AZhang-fb9xs 4 года назад

Neighthan lol guess lily looked past his red flags and vice versa.

@trickorcrit6010 4 года назад

@@AZhang-fb9xs honestly i don't see a single red flag in Michael lol

@chloe5688 4 года назад

OverThoughts addicted to crack

@RAAAGGGHHHHH 4 года назад

@@chloe5688 that's definitely a white card

@alexphotiou3607 4 года назад

@@trickorcrit6010 Taser fetish

@sora-san4943 3 года назад

Michael: Does that mean you're the best at being single? Lily: *Dates Michael*

@Light-on9qi 2 года назад

"Allergic to dogs" "Owns five pomerians" Determination or masochism

@gabyperez9502 3 года назад

"imagine its filipino" "michaelll" "WHAT IM FILIPINO"

@Regent192 3 года назад

He's dirty for that no ones going to look at michael and say he's Filipino 🤦‍♂️

@msepiphqny 3 года назад

@@Regent192 But he is Filipino tho? Lmaoo

@mitang_9568 3 года назад

Lmao I literally laughed for 20 minutes straight 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@PikaP0ka 3 года назад

@@Regent192 so? Does that mean hes not able to joke about that because he doesn’t look filipino? He IS filipino. There are many filipinos that are mistaken for other ethnicities im gonna guess youre filipino and as a filipino too im sure youve been mistaken for at least every east asian ethnicity out of the book. He can make those jokes

@rrycian 3 года назад

@@Regent192 but my first time seeing michael i thought he was a filipino that was born and raised in the usa that's why his accent is different, just like my cousins (but filipinos are actually really good at accents)

@Default_Rain 4 года назад

20:14 - Michael: "Does that mean you're the best at being single?" Holy f- that quick wit is deadly

@ManWithAMask_ 4 года назад

Aaron Kaiser Hello fellow Kaiser. But yeah, Micheal’s a savage.

@soulnotto7632 4 года назад

Welp now they dating

@avancarr8690 4 года назад

If that's true I'm glad. They are both cute little muffins that deserve some happiness.

@caffastrophe 4 года назад

@@avancarr8690 This is confrimed on Lily's Instagram under her most recent photo - check comments I am crying

@cheekybreeky3775 4 года назад

Well well well, how the turn tables.

@demodemon8940 Год назад

Lily: "Someone who speaks in sarcasm could be fun" Michael: *Immediately responds with Sarcasm*

@emikotagahushi941 2 года назад

Seeing Yvonne get so excited over the imaginary boyfriend was hilarious and wholesome - especially not having to worry about gaining weight lol!! 😂

@Star-vh4cs 4 года назад

"If she doesn't work out for you" "She won't live for long" Ook

@nobooty69 4 года назад

The super racist one would’ve been my choice

@ashtongaffoor6616 4 года назад

Lily: As usual I have won Michael: This means she is the best at being single

@staniekovski3662 4 года назад

Michael is a beast but in a good way xd

@siriusdeluna3076 4 года назад

That one hit the bull's eye maximum trigger 😂😂

@-tempest-6333 4 года назад

With the power of ZEUS.... she’s the best at being single

@sejinkim218 4 года назад

She broke up?

@alexleslie2898 4 года назад

"So you have chose... death?"

@yonahak4288 Год назад

11:10 omg the way Michael looked at her is so so cute 🥰

@lvlHive 2 года назад

Why is no one talking about Michael: "A respectful yoga instructor vs a super model scientist? SAY THAT OUTLOUD TO YOURSELF AGAIN"

@damasterofskitsees 4 года назад

Love him or hate him, Michael's last made up boyfriend is spitting straight fax.

@rumiusagiyama8787 4 года назад

LMAOO. THIS IS SO UNDERRATED AND FUNNY

@wesdy517 4 года назад

Oml...what a beautiful joke

@pandawithaminigun5333 4 года назад

Aight imma head out

@odannalon2878 4 года назад

I've never been so proud and disappointed in humanity all at once

@DandelgS 3 года назад

"Only Speaks In Sarcasm" Lily: That sounds kinda fun actually. Michael: *_Okay, alright._* _(clear sarcasm)_ *THESE TWO WERE MADE FOR EACHOTHER*

@JamesCPotter13 3 года назад

Lily stated in the "Michael Reeves joins OfflineTV" around 5:12 that Michael invites people into his videos so he can taze them, And she said that she'd be down and that sounds exciting.

@brycebzdak9427 3 года назад

Also at roughly 1:07 Lily says "I do like funny people" they were destined to be.

@thecowspace1260 3 года назад

If only they knew what the near future would be like

@prehistoriccreator9600 3 года назад

@@JamesCPotter13 sounds Masochistic

@oxheehee 3 года назад

LMFAOOOOO look at them now man ;)

@MonkiMirai 2 года назад

10:03 "they own an adorable coffee shop!" Someday, we'll have our last conversation...

@ivanlezcano8825 2 года назад

AND DRINK OUR LAST CUP OF COFFEE

@potatofish5862 2 года назад

i feel like michael put down "only speaks in sarcasm" to see what lily's reaction would have been

@adamstillwagon83 4 года назад

Thumbnail: Micheal and Lily Title: DATING GAME The editors know.

@karamasan1552 4 года назад

THEY KNEW

@nahfam2735 4 года назад

Welp they are apparently dating now

@adamstillwagon83 4 года назад

@@nahfam2735 Where it say dat?

@LeoKHN123 4 года назад

@Adam Stillwagon On Lily's IG

@yagooatthegoat 4 года назад

Ship name?

@vincemegasonic 3 года назад

Michael: "Her ex's name is Fed" Hehehehe Fed-Ex

@pervi8515 3 года назад

That’s pretty good | (• ◡•)|

@somerguy3527 3 года назад

Damn, that’s a fucking good one

@zanderbeeman757 3 года назад

I am Fed up with these jokes

@pacx3014 3 года назад

Bro this joke is so bad the federal bad joke investigation is on to me.

@somerguy3527 3 года назад

PacX ikr

@IocheGG 2 года назад

Did anyone else notice Scarra's slip up when he said "You already think Michael is 12, but what happens when he's 6"

@ricecumm Год назад

Bro why did you comment this 51 times

@IocheGG Год назад

@RiceCum I didn't, phone must have glitched out or something.

@Eclectic-Sheep 2 года назад

0:07 I think she’s saying “I’m not really interested in dating.” And Michael is like “thank you for interjecting that.” Idk if any of you have liked someone who keeps insisting they aren’t interested in dating but I relate

@dalis69 3 года назад

Lily: "she's a youtube celebrity" me: *FORESHADOWING*

@modcolocko 3 года назад

P^rnstar FORESHADOWING?

@patsumii_843 3 года назад

@@modcolocko *no.*

@modcolocko 3 года назад

@@patsumii_843 Yeah I agree

@patsumii_843 3 года назад

@@modcolocko glad we agree

@alexjackyperson101 3 года назад

and a p*rnstar

@jianfengyap9209 4 года назад

Michael: your boyfriend is sarcastic lily: that sounds fun literally gets annoyed at every sarcastic comment that Michael made

@invared 4 года назад

Best kind of foreshadowing

@baconlettucepotato3726 3 года назад

can we appreciate that this game was cultured enough to rickroll you through the means of a playing card

@marcusberube2388 2 года назад

LILY: "Canonically they have 3 wishes." That's not true canonically they have infinite wishes.

@cannonfire0187 4 года назад

Lily: don’t ship us How the tables have turned

@abdur4754 4 года назад

Even though they're dating she doesn't want to be shipped, she said that on stream yesterday

@AZhang-fb9xs 4 года назад

How the turns have tabled

@cannonfire0187 4 года назад

Hyunjun Ju I believe it’s ReeChu

@asianmgk 4 года назад

Ooh how the turn tables

@chipoorion2303 4 года назад

@@hyunjunju6405 i want it to be Michu, tho theres a lot of possible ship names for them

@hags5490 3 года назад

Lily: "Speeks in sarcasm, that could be annoying" Also lily: dates micheal

@aaargh-angel 3 года назад

s p e e k s

@aaeve5676 3 года назад

s p e e k s

@andrehernandez6398 3 года назад

s p e e k s

@TheLetterA. 3 года назад

*S P E E K S*

@hags5490 3 года назад

s p e e k s

@gloomyrain8810 11 месяцев назад

Lily: "She believes that you are the most attractive person they have ever seen." Scarra: "So delusional? That doesn't seem like a good thing."

@soggy_bagel2195 Год назад

LMAO YOU CAN SEE MICHAEL LOOK AT LILY AT 2:27 WHEN FED’S TALKING ABOUT HIS POTENTIAL GIRLFRIEND

@kuniaveas 4 года назад

“Only can communicate through facts.” Me: “Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.”

@dbatman-rl2ct 4 года назад

Me: "This comment made me laugh"

@mrmayonnaise8761 4 года назад

And that’s a fact

@somedudeintheinterweb8665 4 года назад

Me: the Mitochondria doesnt get paid

@TRISTANTHEGAMER 4 года назад

Don't stay in school

@ricaesquivel5538 4 года назад

Me: Jeffrey epstien didnt kill himself

@TheSUGA1202 2 года назад

6:00 Lily describing AOC in with two cards

@iced2666 2 года назад

Trueeeee

@PhangShiLin Год назад

the thumbnail is foreshadowed the relationship between Micheal and Lily

@angelinaa676 4 года назад

Lily: An accent is kinda cute tho- Micheal: ITS AN ACCENT YOU HAT- ITS FILLIPINO Yvonne: [laughs] Micheal: *IM FILLIPINO*

@angelinaa676 4 года назад

19:07

@Leldoggy 4 года назад

Ahaha imagine a local filipino language example is ilocano

@Martin-yh7vi 4 года назад

WHAT!? I THOUGH FILIPINO ACCENT WAS ATTRACTIVE!? 😅 IT WAS EVEN PART OF A TOP 10 OR TOP 20.

@Leldoggy 4 года назад

@@Martin-yh7vi yeah the general language we use but there are alot of dialects in the Philippines

@nielsoncallejo8845 4 года назад

Anong kagaguhan toh Sorry in advance

@Billy-be5fk 3 года назад

14:47 Michael: We’re all just bad at this game. Lily: This is why we’re single. 👀

@Caroline-vx4nm 3 года назад

And also Michael's *hEuhA* afterwards

@adilkhalifa8489 3 года назад

*lily likes a certain characteristic* michael: WRITE THAT DOWN!! WRITE THAT DOWN!!

@tyrellosaurus 2 года назад

20:16 even when Lily wins, Micheal Gets the last laugh

@schustir 4 года назад

Michael gets a card saying "incapable of human emotion" Me: So it's just him in real life.

@themerpking8445 4 года назад

I mean, he seems very jolly in the pain of others

@EmperorQuinking 4 года назад

I don't know man Kuuderes are pretty cool in anime...

@user-wy3id7op5t 4 года назад

@@EmperorQuinking KUUDERE IS A WORD FOR GIRLSSSSSS

@zackzackary9260 4 года назад

@@user-wy3id7op5t Michaela Reeves exists

@idealicfool 4 года назад

@@EmperorQuinking dandere. Kuudere is more like Cho from the mentalist.

@craze-dbranch7365 3 года назад

Isn’t it funny how Michael had a crush on lily during this video

@Bruh-vd1pp 3 года назад

yes

@MujihanaDesu 3 года назад

It makes me uncomfortable seeing Fed in here too, knowing everything he did.

@creeperalex3095 3 года назад

Micheal had it planned all along.

@connuhr4015 3 года назад

someone tell lily's boyfriend that michael is crushing on her

@hallowdemon5445 3 года назад

Connor Nam lily and her boyfriend broke up

@mae3741 2 года назад

Lily: *That sounds kinda fun actually* Micheal: *o0kay aAlright! Im learning alot about ppl today*

@celinespryks 3 года назад

Lily x Micheal Went back to this in 2021 and this aged magically.

@slendveny7191 2 года назад

Some of it did...

@lordofblankets4047 2 года назад

Fed doesn't like this video

@infinitetranquilo 4 года назад

“I’ve had a lot of sex in my life...” -Chad, 2019

@henry9765 4 года назад

InfiniteTranquilo _ bruh I died of cringe, u can easily tell if someone’s lying

@raionshishi8290 4 года назад

@@henry9765 Well it wasn't serious or like they were trying or just joking....

@AOWCOBALT 4 года назад

He's not lying, in the OTV panel they were talking about relationships as a streamer and he said he was a bit of a whore in college and didn't have any meaningful relationships until afterwards. They also talked about how the girlfriend he had at the time he joined the house left him because she was insecure about the Foki stuff.

@jolipolijj 4 года назад

Fed is hot, rich and famous. He is having as much sex as he wants to have it.

@otislaurence9393 4 года назад

"chad"

@Sunosai 4 года назад

"Won't allow Wi-Fi in the house." That sound be an actual crime.

@mattiloponen92 4 года назад

I wouldn't mind that tbh. I've never used a Wi-Fi because where i live we get unlimited data 100-200M LFT (4G) for like a $20-30 /month. This red card is for 'muricans fpr sure.

@georgeykurien3207 4 года назад

what if they used a wired connection?

@HCBBExplore 4 года назад

Maza Mobile data doesn’t do shit if you’re trying to play online games smh

@spin4687 4 года назад

FingerFlicksPC fiber optics

@VideoGameDesignFiles 4 года назад

@@HCBBExplore wifi in online games? What are you BROKE?

@bebo4809 2 года назад

Lily: Does the outro* Michael: "Does that mean you're the best at being single"

@liamwelsh4665 Год назад

“Only speaks in sarcasm” Lily: “that’d be fun…” Michael: “I’m leARning SoOooo much.” Yes you were Michael yes you were

@lucid8991 4 года назад

Michael uses the “Only speaks in sarcasm” card as an insult... MICHAEL used the card... MICHAEL did... MICHAEL.

@williamwebb580 4 года назад

Lily: that sounds kinda fun actually.

@saritrisnawati9346 4 года назад

Plot twist, Michael wanna know if his sarcasm stood a chance so he put it out there.

@khristopherkomodoensis4734 4 года назад

Michael: Imagine it's an accent you hate! It's Filipino. I'm Filipino!

@idiotsplay9581 3 года назад

Fed saying "today we're playing red flags" is some serious next level irony

@microgaming9209 3 года назад

Yeah...

@drake2172 3 года назад

Lol

@vertigodescent9490 3 года назад

And then immediately being in the lead with two points while everyone's at zero, having blank cards constantly and therefore the advantage, ending up losing anyway (plus the card making the comment "there are a lot of scum RU-vidr's out there").

@Mars-nm8ek 3 года назад

💀💀💀

@massivelegend5209 3 года назад

And then also saying "i have a lot of sex" while whereing a "virginity rocks" shirt

@Mr..Milkshake 2 года назад

I remember playing this with some lads and we ended up debating beyond the cards "gymnastic" "she is a gymnastic so very healty and good looking!" "she'll probably have no time to spend with you because she trains a lot during her free time. My girl is better, pick mine."

@francescamalek4516 6 месяцев назад

Hey, OfflineTV, I know it's been 3 years since you guys have played this game BUT if you could pretty please do another one(or more) of these videos, that would be amazing. please do

@IPFreelly 4 года назад

"people are shipping Michael and Lily what do we do" "put em in the thumbnail for the dating sim for views"

@inthepalemoonlight14 4 года назад

That's just a good bit of business right there.

@miggyleboi9927 4 года назад

"clever girl"- Jurassic Park

@stanislaviliev6305 4 года назад

No, Lily and Fed, since times immemorial it has been said so.

@bradenvester4308 4 года назад

It's just good businesses

@Cluccers 4 года назад

it's because it's gonna drive up their views also relationship-related adds have a pretty good cpm

@hajot2582 4 года назад

"imagines he's a Filipino" As a Filipino myself, I couldn't agree more

@gumaruchu6799 4 года назад

*sigh* never couldn't been worse

@ezescider746 4 года назад

Kapwa filipino

@johnvincentobleada9404 4 года назад

Filipinos can change any accent if I do say so myself ... Philippines numbah wan 😂

@sircraktus8937 4 года назад

Philippines nambahwan!

@cringeman6438 4 года назад

i love it when we filipinos being mentioned in foreign tvs or streams, even if its in the form of insult or a joke.

@Kai_JJKai 9 месяцев назад

I love how Michael is so calm right now lol

@lancec5254 3 года назад

Me: Lily your boyfriend is a crackhead And mad genius But he hates turltles

@shadybean3875 4 года назад

20:15 Michael- Lmao also Lily: “I’m going to _HURT_ you.”

@raystrife234 4 года назад

She wasnt reeeadyyyyyyy xD

@Artixtra 4 года назад

666 likes

@EclipsedEquinox 4 года назад

I could see her eyes glowing red for a second.

@MysteriousC 3 года назад

"Always speaks in sarcasm." Lily: "that sounds kinda fun actually." Michael: *answers sarcastically*

@nooobula 7 месяцев назад

I WAS SCREAMING LMAO

@ThePurpleKnightmare 2 года назад

This was brilliant, especially that last round, OMG, everyone had such good stuff, and such great ways to disrupt each other. Turning the time machine into a bad thing by making him trying to murder you, he basically guarantees success, at least Scarra's might fail to kill you, and has the ultimate white cards to make her pick him, Fed got a card I would consider top tier white card and ended up last place IMO.

@durps8815 2 года назад

One of my favourite videos of all time, it's practically a murder weapon because I am in great physical pain from laughing so much

@gerardgarcia3239 3 года назад

Michael: *Literally only speaks/jokes in sarcasm* Lily: "That actually sounds kinda fun actually" *gets together* Me: "Ahhh... the prophecy..."

@Blue-zu7pq 3 года назад

69 like

@bagelbite99 3 года назад

@@Blue-zu7pq nice

@boolalah4665 3 года назад

@@Blue-zu7pq Nice

@Instinct0425 3 года назад

@@Blue-zu7pq nice

@jakemaelstrom1404 3 года назад

@@Blue-zu7pq nice

@iwillcry 4 года назад

Michael to Lily: Your jokes aren’t funny Lily: **tells a joke** Michael: **laughs anyway** and that is wholesome stuff my dude

@JiosWrld 4 года назад

stan min yoongi she likes him lol

@iwillcry 4 года назад

Derps best new duo, but pls for the love of god people should stop spamming michael in lily’s streams :(

@ethrilswifthawk3769 4 года назад

am i the only person that thinks they should date?

@fumu776 4 года назад

@@ethrilswifthawk3769 they shouldnt, she's still processing a break-up also dont ship real people please, it makes lily uncomfortable

@anzarmalik7522 4 года назад

@@ethrilswifthawk3769 she said she doesn't like the shipping. They are like 8 years apart. It's weird for them, pls stop.

@AP05_ 3 года назад

Well, Michael and lily's single life aged well... CONGRATS U 2

@hellothere9167 2 года назад

"If this person doesn't work out much for you, she doesn't have much time anyways" Scarra with the big brain

@alfonsoreycanal6017 4 года назад

Lily: "I really wish people would stop shipping me and Michael" Offline TV: "Yeah who does that?" Also Offline TV: *Thumbnail of Lily and Michael and the words Dating Game* Never change guys, get them views 😂

@Minrinea 4 года назад

Does she really said that ? XD

@jannicklumme9298 4 года назад

@@Minrinea yes I also believe she sees him like a little brother

@skyrofill482 4 года назад

I think they could be a couple

@harulee2986 4 года назад

@@Minrinea She said it was very uncomfortable at a stream

@mg70gaming66 4 года назад

Haha that's what I was thinking, Lily is the only one Michel has been on stream with.

@cade4614 3 года назад

"only speaks in sarcasm" Lily: that's fun Michael: well your gonna love me

@berkakbulut4634 3 года назад

You're*

@cade4614 3 года назад

@@berkakbulut4634 you arth

@menelithil 3 года назад

@@berkakbulut4634 ana dili olanlardan daha çok takmamız -_- çok sinir bozucular

@SE_2607 4 месяца назад

This whole time Michael was just trying to find out Lily's standards

@evanyip2573 3 года назад

We need a part 3 because I’ve watched this one like 6 times already

@Lordviridian 4 года назад

It scares me that Michael fits so perfectly into their group

@TristanOnGoogle 4 года назад

Well, when you have millions of subscribers and dozens of millions viewers on your youtube videos, they have a place for you.

@Lordviridian 4 года назад

@@TristanOnGoogle no thanks boomer

@TristanOnGoogle 4 года назад

@@Lordviridian It's a generic "you", it's not about you and your 176 views ;)

@wouterschouten3376 4 года назад

@@TristanOnGoogle at least he has some views.....

@nguyendactri-11a82 4 года назад

@@wouterschouten3376 OOF

@puchopucho7790 4 года назад

Sarcasm goblin: "he always speaks in sarcasm" Lily: "that sounds pretty fun actually" Sarcasm goblin liked that

@jmesliao 4 года назад

why am i reminded of toast

@Iburnyoudie 4 года назад

@@jmesliao or Destiny...

@mememachine9508 4 года назад

@@Iburnyoudie or Michael... A living; breathing, tazer addicted, comedian, sarcasm goblin. (No hate on Michael the guy is great)

@johanncarlos7062 4 года назад

Might wanna check her ig fellas... ;)

@puchopucho7790 4 года назад

@@johanncarlos7062 now i can die in peace :')

@dianawolfe3659 2 года назад

I don't remember how much I've watched this video. Fed: breathes Us: that didn't age well like spoiled milk --- Michael: crackhead nightmare taser turtle killer overlord Lily: depressed artistic comfy musician Us: that aged well like fine wine

@anotherrandom1 2 года назад

8:15 Actually Michaels reasoning was great, there is a movie called "The Musician" made in 2017 directed by Richard Allen

@Jireninyourrecommendations 4 года назад

The battle between Scarra and Fed with the blank cards were intense af

@Asmanedeah 4 года назад

Michael: Imagine it's Filipino! Offline: No racism Michael: *I'M FILIPINO!*

@h2cubby830 4 года назад

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

@michalgryc2924 4 года назад

"Because if internet has taught me anything, it's that if you're a member of a race you're allowed to mock that race however you like even tho you're disconnected from the culture." - Michael Reeves