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@watchworthy.
@watchworthy. 2 года назад
The way everyone just turns to Brodin whenever something goes wrong is gold lmfao
@prewishjay5581
@prewishjay5581 2 года назад
at this point can u blame em? :p
@sezuma4
@sezuma4 2 года назад
Brodin is a fucking legend lmao
@mintpudding7908
@mintpudding7908 2 года назад
The real manipulator of OTV
@1mpauster
@1mpauster 2 года назад
John: "I got you this blanket because you said you were cold" Michael: "cheeseballs"
@lanieA.14
@lanieA.14 2 года назад
no comments?
@breawen
@breawen 2 года назад
@@lanieA.14 well, there's one...
@NeXbi
@NeXbi 2 года назад
@@breawen two
@rd5623
@rd5623 2 года назад
3
@bonogiamboni4830
@bonogiamboni4830 2 года назад
John: "i drew a heart in my dish to be romantic" Michael: "AMOGUS."
@cgsze
@cgsze Год назад
The true date was with john and michael's bromance
@innoccentic_
@innoccentic_ Год назад
BAHAHAHAHHAA
@danha3107
@danha3107 10 месяцев назад
fr 14:42 cutest otv couple right there
@nelwonmelwon3860
@nelwonmelwon3860 7 месяцев назад
​​@@danha3107oh yeah Michael creamed on his face. Cute 😂
@Cavereous
@Cavereous 5 месяцев назад
@@nelwonmelwon3860🤨🤨
@orionwolf7393
@orionwolf7393 3 месяца назад
@@danha3107 Toast is gonna get real jealous of this
@togytogathan1302
@togytogathan1302 2 года назад
The fact that Micheal can casually rip off a piece of an oven because he thought it was a drawer speaks leagues about his Herculean strength.
@willb5278
@willb5278 2 года назад
I mean, you'd be surprised what breaks if you put your weight on it. Especially if you're in a hurry. (Maaaaay have ripped some door handles off when trying to stand up. I've never even been over 200lbs, they were just shitty hardware-store things with 2 screws each xD)
@florence.exe.
@florence.exe. 2 года назад
@@willb5278 but for a 3 foot tall fourteen y/o boy, it’s pretty impressive
@Ikxi
@Ikxi 2 года назад
@@florence.exe. You didn't take the crack into account
@regentlouis3678
@regentlouis3678 2 года назад
That part is detattchable (I think.) We have an oven in our apartment and I thought I ripped it off because I was mopping the floor too hard and pulled it.
@willb5278
@willb5278 2 года назад
@@florence.exe. Come on now, Lily's not a pedophile, Michael's at LEAST a 3 foot tall 18 year old.
@fedepereiraa
@fedepereiraa 2 года назад
Lily's expectations for a romantic date is peak introvert couple goals, lol
@pinelean3410
@pinelean3410 2 года назад
*Peak Gamer*
@RaiZeds
@RaiZeds 2 года назад
And we're here for it
@iceevier6981
@iceevier6981 2 года назад
It's so relatable lol
@mjgonzalez7018
@mjgonzalez7018 2 года назад
john saying “fahn” the entire time and nobody correcting him until jodi had to bully him about it is quite possibly the funniest shit i ever saw.
@jordanluong9797
@jordanluong9797 2 года назад
« Why is there soofle? »
@CryorDuratis
@CryorDuratis 2 года назад
@@jordanluong9797 "what the hell's a s-ow-fel?" to be precise LOL
@jjonathankiim
@jjonathankiim 2 года назад
he said it that way because he doesn't take L's
@toastybread9267
@toastybread9267 2 года назад
i’m halfway through the video and just now realizing he was making FLAN i was wondering what fauhn was
@squirrel8397
@squirrel8397 2 года назад
@@jordanluong9797 weird question but are you vietnamese by any chance, my last name is also Luong but i’ve never met anyone with that last name before
@TheManganimegirl
@TheManganimegirl 8 месяцев назад
For this upcoming valentine's day they should swap places and let lily and jodi cook while micheal and jon go chill in a cafe with scarra and toast XD
@TheManganimegirl
@TheManganimegirl 8 месяцев назад
I can see jon requesting flan from jodi just to get back at her. XD
@daftrok
@daftrok Год назад
Michael: I need 4 hours. Poki: 45 minutes. Michael: I need 1-2 hours. Poki: ...45 minutes. Michael: Ok.
@StillHaventWorkedOnMyProject
@StillHaventWorkedOnMyProject 10 месяцев назад
Ok.
@Sunshine_1353
@Sunshine_1353 4 месяца назад
Maybe this is how he is so successful in his relationship😭
@QuarterJade
@QuarterJade 2 года назад
never let john cook flan again
@mr.waffles323
@mr.waffles323 2 года назад
OMEGALUL
@thelittleblackprince3114
@thelittleblackprince3114 2 года назад
come on girl! he did his best XD (but yeah no...)
@vinicastro9292
@vinicastro9292 2 года назад
he just forgot to put the other thing in the oven so the flan doesn't get dry
@kremitkool5142
@kremitkool5142 2 года назад
Give him a chance
@Waylorn
@Waylorn 2 года назад
Terrible flan, but clearly a 10 out of 10 "f...faun?"
@Lizafig
@Lizafig 2 года назад
Oven: *Soufflé* John: “WHAT THE HECK IS A SAWFEL” IMMM DEDDDD
@jessas231
@jessas231 2 года назад
I fucking CACKLED xD
@__lasevix_
@__lasevix_ 2 года назад
Where the fuvk did he get the a from too, like ???
@notthatsleepy
@notthatsleepy 2 года назад
dead people cant type
@enorriatbitcoin7001
@enorriatbitcoin7001 2 года назад
american moment..
@matixx_
@matixx_ 2 года назад
Time stamp?
@AriixYT
@AriixYT Год назад
Michael fed Lily a whole bite of Wasabi and still managed to pass, this man has so many unknown talents
@theoledicktwist6247
@theoledicktwist6247 Год назад
Michaels rooftop date sounds like the most adorable thing ever, and makes me want to hug him respectfully
@noodles3328
@noodles3328 2 года назад
Jodi: I want lots of effort put into planning Lily: *Taco Bell*
@samirvictor2555
@samirvictor2555 2 года назад
I am the same way taco bell is good food
@sunnishae5047
@sunnishae5047 2 года назад
She right tho
@flippingbalisong3452
@flippingbalisong3452 2 года назад
@@sunnishae5047 right? i way perferr to go to tacobell and chill at home than go out for fine steak.
@TitaniumTronic
@TitaniumTronic Год назад
Mmmmmm
@dorktriogamer2865
@dorktriogamer2865 Год назад
I like that even though she likes that simple stuff Michael finds a way to put thought into it without making her uncomfortable
@randoperso9895
@randoperso9895 2 года назад
Jodi: "Wheres my necklace?" Michael in the background: "So this is called among us"
@ball_sack6969
@ball_sack6969 2 года назад
timecode pls
@dukeofheat1440
@dukeofheat1440 2 года назад
@@ball_sack6969 37:07
@SilverShadow12339
@SilverShadow12339 2 года назад
@@dukeofheat1440 You a GOAT
@Justb99xbox
@Justb99xbox Год назад
Bro Michael is fucking hilarious. Love how he calmly welcomed them home then it cut to him crying at the stove haha
@infectedpotato117
@infectedpotato117 Год назад
lmfao
@dAvidO3180
@dAvidO3180 2 года назад
Jodi: “I like the hydrangeas, they’re very pretty.” Lily: *Garbage*
@katelyndraeger4546
@katelyndraeger4546 2 года назад
John: trying his best to learn and find ingredients Michael: let’s have some shots
@CrazyKidPapaya
@CrazyKidPapaya 2 года назад
900th like
@ChaosEater39
@ChaosEater39 2 года назад
@@CrazyKidPapaya 1600th like
@Vizerm
@Vizerm 2 года назад
the fact both lily and micheal mentioned that “the flowers kill cats” is actually really wholesome in a weird way
@Kilayli
@Kilayli 2 года назад
i love that they both mentioned that too! a lot of people don't realize that a cat can die just by brushing up against lilies
@theartoffuckit5287
@theartoffuckit5287 2 года назад
@@Kilayli what the fuck i gotta search that
@novh4ck
@novh4ck 2 года назад
Yep. Even the pollen is extremely poisonous to them and most cats die because when owners notice that the cat is ill it's already too late.
@chatwatcher4279
@chatwatcher4279 2 года назад
Right? It feels like Michael asked Lily about her favourite flower, she responded saying Lilies and mentioned that fact, and Michael remembered it
@theglizz5797
@theglizz5797 2 года назад
You think they have nver talked about this really?? Probably last valentines 😂
@spingchbup2811
@spingchbup2811 Год назад
I love how John and Michael went from lying about their progress to being scared of them being mad to being confident and then crying again
@ced8432
@ced8432 2 года назад
34:13 I love how the only thing that Lily remembers from the letter that Michael wrote is the "I'm sorry i poisoned you" part, and ignore all the cute things he wrote because of the lingering bite of wasabi from her mouth.. 🤣
@svegeos04
@svegeos04 2 года назад
When aria was explaining to michael what he had to do, i immediately recognised his expression as "I'm trying really hard to listen but i already forgot half of what she said"
@certifiedmemecertifier4881
@certifiedmemecertifier4881 2 года назад
Ok
@williamfugimoto8526
@williamfugimoto8526 2 года назад
It's the beeewbs, they're really distracting...
@caliel3417
@caliel3417 2 года назад
@@williamfugimoto8526 dude, what is wrong with you lmao
@LocTran-sc7mm
@LocTran-sc7mm 2 года назад
@@Nirroir lmao it's ok, it's deep in our DNA by now, just embrace it
@Mooshanmut
@Mooshanmut 2 года назад
@@williamfugimoto8526 down horrendous
@wongcayven9893
@wongcayven9893 2 года назад
Aria being Micheal's mom while he causes chaos is too funny
@PineappleSquuid
@PineappleSquuid 2 года назад
It’s like he’s a murderous child and she is a tired mom who just finished working
@KingchristianYT
@KingchristianYT 2 года назад
Micheal is a leash child
@laureltaitano
@laureltaitano 2 года назад
Just my favorite moments 9:38 “Sawfull” 28:08 Lily’s face when she said “I do” 28:29 Jodi smacking the balloon 29:59 Jodi’s laugh 30:42 Wasabi beanboozle 37:13 It’s not flan John
@uBytee
@uBytee 3 месяца назад
Yo ur 2nd timestamp confused me
@azlanhassan4338
@azlanhassan4338 10 месяцев назад
I love how Micheal & Lily and John & Jodi are like exact opposite of each other with different likes, personalities, humour but still like each other and have an amazing relationship (respectively).
@kaydenstewart9898
@kaydenstewart9898 2 года назад
John trying his best and being confused af while Michael causes chaos in the kitchen Is great
@inanis9801
@inanis9801 2 года назад
Michael is somehow both chaotic evil and good at the same time. But never neutral.
@charlesm.2604
@charlesm.2604 2 года назад
And here I thought John couldn't get any dadd-ier then he dropped "if you don't want it I'll hold it". Gawd damn John !
@level2.99
@level2.99 2 года назад
Whenever i see Michael and chaos is when I like
@inanis9801
@inanis9801 2 года назад
@@level2.99 that doesn't make sense.
@level2.99
@level2.99 2 года назад
@@inanis9801 you are the huh when the bargain
@nathan9119
@nathan9119 Год назад
5:21 Aria trying to grab Michael and run away from the cockroach is absolutely hilarious
@carnagephoenix1978
@carnagephoenix1978 11 месяцев назад
5:51 Nathan 😑
@Nyrvena
@Nyrvena Год назад
John for real said "What the hells a sou-fle?"
@Frostburn2716
@Frostburn2716 2 года назад
Me: this can’t possibly go worse than when Lily tried to cook for Michael John: “what the hell’s a sowfull?”
@AlyxTremblay
@AlyxTremblay 2 года назад
I screamed.
@AeKay1
@AeKay1 2 года назад
bor video ngl disliked :/
@chatgptnewslive2023
@chatgptnewslive2023 2 года назад
I CACKLED
@carppa3765
@carppa3765 2 года назад
@@AeKay1 lmao no
@mach.films23
@mach.films23 2 года назад
15:57 anyone else notice that Michael used a regular pan instead of a non stick pan to cook the dumplings
@boomboompower
@boomboompower 2 года назад
I didn't expect the wasabi Gyoza to actually get served, watching lily enjoying the meal, then spontaneous dying was too well done
@electricpaisy6045
@electricpaisy6045 2 года назад
I didn't expect that he had actually the plan to warn her beforehand.
@hotpileofshit
@hotpileofshit 2 года назад
Jodi looked so concerned 😅
@quartzsienes8033
@quartzsienes8033 2 года назад
the fact that jodi could have 😂gotten the sabotaged one , lily sharing her meal was the most suspenseful scene
@eshwar6969
@eshwar6969 Год назад
@@quartzsienes8033that would’ve been fucking amazing lol
@tan_0562
@tan_0562 Год назад
@@electricpaisy6045😂😂😂😂😂😂
@infinite101_
@infinite101_ Год назад
31:31 micheal and lily are having a funny cute moment AND THEN THERE'S JODI LMAO *CRUNCH*
@oliverkrebs8353
@oliverkrebs8353 Год назад
Jodi: Outside the house, romantic, and very fruitful in gifts. Lily: Taco bell
@dimi9155
@dimi9155 2 года назад
You should give us a switched version, where Jody and Lily prepare a date to John and Michael, that would be fun to see aswell
@ashen0001
@ashen0001 2 года назад
It wouldn't be as funny because the girls aren't kitchen disaster lol, I guess it can be cute tho.
@wongcayven9893
@wongcayven9893 2 года назад
Jhon
@prettyboyniko8273
@prettyboyniko8273 2 года назад
@@wongcayven9893 lol
@pillowboomz
@pillowboomz 2 года назад
Ah yes my favourite couple, jhon and jody
@bekjanz
@bekjanz 2 года назад
It would be very sweet, romantic and thoughtful. Basically it would kill all the single fan base xD
@fianafarrington6899
@fianafarrington6899 2 года назад
Michael being an absolute softy for Lily is so wonderful.
@nuspy
@nuspy 2 года назад
yeah i always forget how good of a bf he is
@dropme9294
@dropme9294 2 года назад
I love how worried he got when he forgot the wasabi surprise
@it6249
@it6249 2 года назад
Ruined the 777 likes
@samuraisloth8292
@samuraisloth8292 2 года назад
I just adore how chaotic, yet wholesome this entire video is
@brojoe5326
@brojoe5326 Год назад
I can’t blame John for seeing the word “Soufflé” and saying S-OW-FUL but damn it made me laugh for a good few minutes.
@2j-light
@2j-light 2 года назад
John looks like he's constantly having a panic attack and putting him with Michael who causes panic attacks by merely existing is too perfect. also as a person with John as my inner monologue screaming "WHERE'S THE PASTA!" "I NEED PASTA!" how dare you have this man make a souffle when he's struggling to boil noodles and toast bread.
@kelseyorlando8422
@kelseyorlando8422 2 года назад
It was a flan not a souffleeeeeee. Souffles are actually surprisingly easy to make the hardest part is perfectly timing your egg whites. Also for clarification i dont wanna come off as an ass or anything D: just a simple correction.
@Hale45
@Hale45 2 года назад
To be honest it's more worrying that they struggled to open the butter holder in the fridge then boil water lol poor John
@wongcayven9893
@wongcayven9893 2 года назад
LMAO your comment is too funny
@NameiSarah
@NameiSarah 2 года назад
I dont think you know what panic attack means lol
@bluefates58
@bluefates58 2 года назад
If I was told to make a Flan I would just go a head and make a cake since I know how to make them
@KonamiAi
@KonamiAi 2 года назад
John holding the pan right under the vent, looking over his shoulder, pretending everything is fine, is an absolute MOOD
@jesperege8236
@jesperege8236 2 года назад
Vent? Sussy amogus imposter
@bonogiamboni4830
@bonogiamboni4830 2 года назад
Reminds me of myself a few days ago when i accidentally boiled oil. Nothing else in the pot yet, i was heating up the oil to stir fry some stuff and then i got distracted with preparing the other ingredients so after a while i turned around and oil fumes were filling the kitchen. At least he had bacon in there and other stuff to be handling.
@CrystalAngelaTranquilino
@CrystalAngelaTranquilino Год назад
this video saved my cats from potential death because 2 days after i watched it my dad brought home some lilies and i immediately placed them in a room my cats don't have access to. Had I not watched this video my cats for sure would've munched on them. Thank you lily
@privateholt464
@privateholt464 2 года назад
Michael and Lily are wholesome in a barely controlled chaos sort of way
@TimeBucks
@TimeBucks 2 года назад
It’s really nice that John let his little brother cook with him
@GoBuddieGo
@GoBuddieGo 2 года назад
Fuck I can’t stop laughing at this 🤣
@AKAKATTACK_YT
@AKAKATTACK_YT 2 года назад
LLOLOLOLOLOLLOL
@peacefulfoxy0974
@peacefulfoxy0974 2 года назад
ya its really nice that his brother can still help the family
@ABlandName
@ABlandName 2 года назад
Stolen from his majesty Cumboy
@jarredkennedy6131
@jarredkennedy6131 2 года назад
He really towers over poor Michael.
@alli1222
@alli1222 2 года назад
The huge difference between Jodi and John’s relationship and Lily and Michael’s relationship is hilarious
@yuan6228
@yuan6228 2 года назад
ikr theyre all so cute tho
@lilyume2245
@lilyume2245 2 года назад
ok
@deathbringer8307
@deathbringer8307 2 года назад
Yeah, lily is an abusive wife smh
@bigboi8770
@bigboi8770 2 года назад
Yeah like, Jodi's great...
@ZT_Performance
@ZT_Performance 2 года назад
Jodi's the type of girl who destroys you.
@hiraxish8269
@hiraxish8269 Год назад
12:39 " yeah our balloon didn't fall into the sky " - A fluent English speaker
@reneeday2445
@reneeday2445 Год назад
“Every time I see your face, it reminds me of you”-John 2022 😂😅
@jeslineang3683
@jeslineang3683 2 года назад
“Every time I see your face… it reminds me of you” I BURST OUT LAUGHING I WAS NOT EXPECTED THE SECOND HALF!! HAHAA
@draconicthorn1980
@draconicthorn1980 2 года назад
SAME
@CallMeVidd
@CallMeVidd 2 года назад
They had us in the first half not gonna lie
@steveee1750
@steveee1750 2 года назад
i cant find it, u have the timestamp?
@draconicthorn1980
@draconicthorn1980 2 года назад
@@steveee1750 33:57
@steveee1750
@steveee1750 2 года назад
@@draconicthorn1980 thank you
@AG5_
@AG5_ 2 года назад
* *everything going wrong in the best most endearing way* * *Lily fucking nearly dies by a sudden wasabi* Michael: “Oh shit… I forgot to tell her”
@JenniferSwiftBlood
@JenniferSwiftBlood 2 года назад
At least it was him being forgetful and not malicious in nature. 🐬😂💀
@themememanbird9931
@themememanbird9931 2 года назад
Is she allergic to Wasabi or something? I don't not know
@Yewsarn
@Yewsarn 2 года назад
@@themememanbird9931 wasabi is already pretty spicy in small amounts michael filled a whole gyoza with it
@themememanbird9931
@themememanbird9931 2 года назад
@@Yewsarn oh ya I forgot that it wasn't just a hint of wasabi it was the whole thing
@bennettmckillop9260
@bennettmckillop9260 Год назад
14:25 The part where John finally found the pasta after like 2 hours killed me he probably looked in there 10 times😭😭
@gauchecoronet22
@gauchecoronet22 Год назад
Im writing this right as I’m watching micheal make his wasabi gyoza, and i cant wait 😂
@yoniharu4999
@yoniharu4999 2 года назад
My hope for the boys came back when they said Aria and Jaime are going to help them cook
@abstractthoughts5389
@abstractthoughts5389 2 года назад
Fax
@firefoxcodex15
@firefoxcodex15 2 года назад
@@pvscal. What does that have to do with cooking?
@StarrySky-
@StarrySky- 2 года назад
@@firefoxcodex15 ur too um idk innocent and r u serious you dont know what he was talkin about and its a joke
@yeetpotatoes69420
@yeetpotatoes69420 2 года назад
@@pvscal. definitely the most useless and irrelevant point to make but thanks anyways😀
@nogamingz2785
@nogamingz2785 2 года назад
@@StarrySky- no no he have a point like if you don't have bf you won't know how to cook?
@izzybells6813
@izzybells6813 2 года назад
Michael hyping up John at the beginning is something I live for
@hamzasalehin3474
@hamzasalehin3474 2 года назад
I also live loving
@Aurora_Animates
@Aurora_Animates 2 года назад
Yeah :D
@carnagephoenix1978
@carnagephoenix1978 10 месяцев назад
This is the most accurate representation of boyfriends giving their girlfriends a fancy valentines evening, from the beginning to the middle is just unpredictable situations and pure stress with the evening coming to a good end
@kyliepotter6066
@kyliepotter6066 2 года назад
I just wanna say you guys make me so happy! I watch you guys over any Netflix show, You are my comfort show
@BioshadowX
@BioshadowX 2 года назад
Lily and Michael both knowing and mentioning that lilies kill cats is so adorable
@tom_casual
@tom_casual 2 года назад
Time stamp?
@jimmyluijkx2654
@jimmyluijkx2654 2 года назад
@@tom_casual 6:15 for Lily and 12:10 for Michael
@ishab.6798
@ishab.6798 2 года назад
Lily kills cats?
@riya6627
@riya6627 2 года назад
@@ishab.6798 yeah the flower
@frenchnightcore3429
@frenchnightcore3429 2 года назад
@@riya6627 There's no flower called "cats" wtf
@ronelbanawa9178
@ronelbanawa9178 2 года назад
John's world crumbled before he's eyes when Jodi asked about her necklace
@hehashivemind6111
@hehashivemind6111 Год назад
Romantic dates as you stay together are an expression of self to the object of our affection, and an exercise in setting a goal and nailing that as a thing you can do. It's the ability to step up when it matters. That's what this video has taught me.
@Dreadnaught1985
@Dreadnaught1985 2 года назад
Michael is such a thoughtful gift giver.
@supersqrl4820
@supersqrl4820 2 года назад
Jodi: "So, where's my necklace?" Meanwhile Michael in the background: " That's an Among Us sussy-"
@cocoafruit8251
@cocoafruit8251 2 года назад
LOL the vibes of the two couples are complete opposites XD
@ZT_Performance
@ZT_Performance 2 года назад
@@cocoafruit8251 yea one self centered superficial vs wholesome and genuine.
@ultrabigfella
@ultrabigfella 2 года назад
@@ZT_Performance you realize that Jodi was joking...right??
@temerianlillies
@temerianlillies 2 года назад
@@ZT_Performance it was a joke my guy
@robygemlucin9448
@robygemlucin9448 2 года назад
37:08 - 37:11 👌
@komi5109
@komi5109 2 года назад
i love michael and john lowkey hyping each other up while cooking,,makes me feel like they were the v-day dates 😂😂
@sk8host677
@sk8host677 2 года назад
We should get a second part but the girls treating the boys.
@Hansengineering
@Hansengineering 2 года назад
Steak and a BJ Day doesn't translate to YT.
@tabledevourer
@tabledevourer 2 года назад
Next year or white day
@charliebledsoe2749
@charliebledsoe2749 2 года назад
Nah cus if they were as critical they might get canceled lmao. Nah that'd be fun tho I agree
@katteisace4563
@katteisace4563 2 года назад
@@Hansengineering who said it had to be on YT
@Hansengineering
@Hansengineering 2 года назад
@@katteisace4563 Does OfflineTV have a PornHub account?
@jflume
@jflume 2 года назад
Michael actually never disappoints. He’s a content machine
@retrogamer462
@retrogamer462 2 года назад
Every 6-12 months yeah
@dxcvvxd
@dxcvvxd 2 года назад
@@retrogamer462 once in two years, he is a content machine and it lasts for 3 videos
@cdtheking3795
@cdtheking3795 2 года назад
Hes a slow running machine designed to make perfect content
@boi4324
@boi4324 2 года назад
@@cdtheking3795 usally he actually isnt, its hard to make the stuff and even his new video took 6 months for literally one thing in the video cause he had to wait.
@ConstantChaos1
@ConstantChaos1 Год назад
As someone who was a fan of his builds and cursed-ness I gotta respectfully disagree lmfao
@tinyliluser
@tinyliluser Год назад
i think communication is important in any relationship; between friends/family/couples and tbh they did pretty well
@CatychoVT
@CatychoVT 2 года назад
Lily: He's gonna try, it's gonna be cute, and it's gonna be fun My heart, that's so sweet
@clover524
@clover524 2 года назад
“Every time I see your face, it reminds me of you” - John; how romantic
@jaykellin3639
@jaykellin3639 2 года назад
Hahahaha, that had me rolling
@latbil
@latbil 2 года назад
When I tell you I CRIED at that part you had better believe me LMFAO
@QuarterJade
@QuarterJade 2 года назад
he has such a way w words 😩💕
@jinxplayz3866
@jinxplayz3866 2 года назад
@@QuarterJade woah
@hawley_7756
@hawley_7756 2 года назад
John and Jodi: Passive Aggressive Mess Michael and Lily: Great Chaos
@EnygmaINC
@EnygmaINC 2 года назад
Spot on.
@tobiasgreeeen
@tobiasgreeeen 2 года назад
Legit spot on
@valerieee1469
@valerieee1469 Год назад
this video shows just how much jodi and lily are such different people and i love them both
@sooahnim
@sooahnim 2 года назад
Kinda random but I love Aria and Mykull's dynamic 😭 she's scolding him like an older sister, they're giving each other advice in the most chaotic way possible, it's def giving dude and his girlfriend's best friend energy 😭🤌
@TheDownSmasher
@TheDownSmasher 2 года назад
Jodi not getting the "every time I see your face, it reminds me of you" joke while lilly's choking from laughter instead of wasabi was amazing. Love is blind
@wasabigamer9235
@wasabigamer9235 2 года назад
Wasabi
@TheRealShinobi
@TheRealShinobi 2 года назад
@@wasabigamer9235 Wasabi
@dargus1718
@dargus1718 2 года назад
Mind to explain the joke to me? I didn't get it either.
@cmansos6236
@cmansos6236 2 года назад
When he sees her face it remins him of her. The joke is because it is obvious when you see aomeone, it should remind you of the person you are looking at.
@dargus1718
@dargus1718 2 года назад
@@cmansos6236 Mh I thought it was more about an insider joke. Thanks for your reply though.
@pokimane
@pokimane 2 года назад
happy singles awareness day :-)
@MonoManaR
@MonoManaR 2 года назад
bruh
@torbjornlindholm9868
@torbjornlindholm9868 2 года назад
AARDVARK PAYS OFF!
@christianreybaranda8919
@christianreybaranda8919 2 года назад
Lol
@kbtwofour6083
@kbtwofour6083 2 года назад
Just commenting to wait for the possible thirsty af comments.
@C3.J4Y
@C3.J4Y 2 года назад
*I just want to be a part of this comment so ill just leave this reply here :D*
@Pigeon_on_a_grill
@Pigeon_on_a_grill Год назад
After 1 year, I've realised that this video is just a guise for Brodin to subliminally say, that they had horrid kitchen conditions.
@darkl0rd497
@darkl0rd497 2 года назад
Officially finished binge watching all of otv vids and they’ve come a long way.
@m4rdyyyy
@m4rdyyyy 2 года назад
Michael and Lily saying the same thing about lilys are so cute
@Royal9775
@Royal9775 2 года назад
As a white person, Michael stating "I already do that, I'm not white" was one of the funniest jokes in this video
@Puppy_Puppington
@Puppy_Puppington 2 года назад
R u saying ur white? SMH at the grammar
@sola_a
@sola_a 2 года назад
@@tim_dillon Lmao of course a white person would say this
@kawansiesquad6659
@kawansiesquad6659 2 года назад
As a half Filipino, him stating that was hilarious and I came to the comment section specifically to see if anyone else commented this😭😂😂👏🏻
@outside8312
@outside8312 Год назад
Especially considering he is white
@kawansiesquad6659
@kawansiesquad6659 Год назад
@@outside8312 r u talking about Micheal? I mean, I guess, he’s half white half and half Filipino, but he doesn’t look white, looks more Filipino than white
@evion223
@evion223 2 года назад
Micheal kills it with the content, John..man I'm falling for your face expressions can't wait to see more of you
@fatsodajuggalo
@fatsodajuggalo Год назад
This chaotic wholesomeness is wonderful and I hope to see it again next year with new contestants
@joelkang9550
@joelkang9550 2 года назад
Nothing is more on brand with OTV than John and Michael lying through their teeth that everything is fine during their phone call with Jaime lmao
@daduckdatgames_7035
@daduckdatgames_7035 2 года назад
Realizing Micheal and John are making the food: *expectations lowered* Sees Aria and Jaime *expectations restored*
@dylanwarner7009
@dylanwarner7009 2 года назад
They leave *expectations lowered once again*
@jinxplayz3866
@jinxplayz3866 2 года назад
*Panik* *Kalm* *Panik*
@Teblon
@Teblon Год назад
I love that Jodi just knows there is not secret message😅 literally just a “no”
@WubNubDubs
@WubNubDubs Год назад
24:11 Poki having a difficulty on the lighter Jodi, starts the lighter with ease
@moss_yt
@moss_yt 2 года назад
So what _I’m_ learning is that Micheal is the most romantic human on the planet Edit: Okay he _did_ end up poisoning Lily and accidental or not that’s gotta dock some points
@alexandergriffiths2532
@alexandergriffiths2532 Год назад
Ok but the apology was pretty nice
@TitaniumTronic
@TitaniumTronic Год назад
Wait, what? Context??
@becomingachristian
@becomingachristian Год назад
Poison is romantic
@interesting373
@interesting373 Год назад
@@TitaniumTronic probably the sushi, just started the video but taking the context of what hw is cooking fish seems like the likely candidate
@ConstantChaos1
@ConstantChaos1 Год назад
When a camera is rolling so are the heads but on his own he is the king of hearts
@seymonsolomon9545
@seymonsolomon9545 2 года назад
When Likly was talking about the Taco Bell rooftop date, I immediately felt more single because I was shoveling burger into my mouth and said "Aww" at the same time and almost choked alone in my dorm 🙃
@upbeatcamp1482
@upbeatcamp1482 2 года назад
You have very similar energy to me at around the same time I spilled uncooked instant noodle that I was eating in bed
@upbeatcamp1482
@upbeatcamp1482 2 года назад
I am also very very single
@ahmadyazbek9577
@ahmadyazbek9577 2 года назад
I chocked while reading your comment 😂
@charlesm.2604
@charlesm.2604 2 года назад
@@upbeatcamp1482 Yeah but atleast the bed was more spacious. Right ? I'm really trying... God help us single souls 💀
@Victor-gv9zw
@Victor-gv9zw 2 года назад
You good?
@quintinquilario4526
@quintinquilario4526 10 месяцев назад
I love how the guys messed up the food but the girls still appreciate and love them...
@gwaynfricci5580
@gwaynfricci5580 2 года назад
when i saw 10:37 a bomb of nostalgia hit me. like, it reminds me when i go out somewhere far, basically like breathing fresh air n its almost night just brings me nice thoughts. yk that feeling where your with some1 close driving at night. its cool, peaceful, passing a bunch of street lights. its a nice mood to fall asleep in. but ngl i fr missin it hard hard cus i havent been out somewhere nice in a while..
@axyte535
@axyte535 2 года назад
Michael: "We're fine, we're fine!" Also Michael: *legit having a breakdown at* 18:45
@toxicmass3435
@toxicmass3435 Год назад
if micheal doesnt have a breakdown in the video then it isnt an actual video
@fedepereiraa
@fedepereiraa 2 года назад
*Everyone's energies on the kitchen:* Aria: concerned mom Michael: attention seeking middle child Jamie: bossy older sister Jhon: lost little brother
@fedepereiraa
@fedepereiraa 2 года назад
Alternatively: Brodin: absent father
@sendie7645
@sendie7645 2 года назад
@@fedepereiraa *Abusive father
@timothyong2281
@timothyong2281 2 года назад
scarra : happy with his raycons
@fedepereiraa
@fedepereiraa 2 года назад
@@timothyong2281 that rare scarra sighting on the ad read made my night lol
@arxmie786
@arxmie786 2 года назад
aria trying to help his alcoholic brother to make a nice meal for his gf is so cute
@spider_venom2377
@spider_venom2377 11 месяцев назад
Lilly:*receives desert* Also lilly: “that’s a penis”
@Cajun-Phish
@Cajun-Phish 2 года назад
john mispronouncing soufflé is absolutely the best thing ever
@grumpykid0333
@grumpykid0333 2 года назад
Can we talk about how John smoothly evaded the "Don't lie to me." at 36:45 ?? I know Michael was able to smooth talk on the phone and make it seem like everything was fine, but this deserves play of the game.
@SleekHeroo
@SleekHeroo 10 месяцев назад
John got that W evade confrontation rizz
@blaabbb1
@blaabbb1 Год назад
Idk Jodi kinda tore into my man John you could tell he hurt from that and hid it, “that’s fair” classic recovery phrase
@RedElectrik
@RedElectrik 2 года назад
Why is Valentine’s Day so often put on the man to organise rather than a joint event you plan together
@oscarnavea4495
@oscarnavea4495 2 года назад
The part where Aria was telling Michael how to make the rice sticky for sushi and michaels like "im not white" had my dying.
@im_cheepy1143
@im_cheepy1143 2 года назад
Same! I couldn't stop laughing
@kyotosunsetdreams6105
@kyotosunsetdreams6105 2 года назад
Yeah the new brand of socially acceptable racism because it's against whites.
@LestatPatate
@LestatPatate 2 года назад
@@kyotosunsetdreams6105 there's a difference between a joke and racism
@kyotosunsetdreams6105
@kyotosunsetdreams6105 2 года назад
@@LestatPatate I agree, but if you reverse that and replace white with black all of a sudden it isn't a joke nowadays.
@ExDee419
@ExDee419 2 года назад
@@kyotosunsetdreams6105 then idk what you seein but i see jokes of this and that kind and rarely is someone ever offended just ignore the loud toxic minorities and you can see it really isnt like what ur saying
@FlynnTheRedhead
@FlynnTheRedhead 2 года назад
I love how everyone’s so distrustful of Brodin by now that even in a normal video everyone suspects Brodin sabotaged everything
@paradoxpanic4053
@paradoxpanic4053 2 года назад
He did, they swapped all the things in the kitchen around and mislabeled the cabinets
@FlynnTheRedhead
@FlynnTheRedhead 2 года назад
@@paradoxpanic4053 Can never be sure whether it’s for this video or just a Brodin thing to do
@tjmethven2074
@tjmethven2074 2 года назад
What a cursed kitchen to cook in
@samwarner6024
@samwarner6024 8 месяцев назад
As someone who knows how to cook, this was harder to watch than scat porn
@haywiredz2929
@haywiredz2929 Год назад
11:48 'the sushis on the board' *the sushi*
@GamingOnABout
@GamingOnABout 2 года назад
"I'm not white" dude Michael freaking kills it and does even try's, funniest thing I've heard all month
@Puppy_Puppington
@Puppy_Puppington 2 года назад
I’m not white ! There u go.
@ConstantChaos1
@ConstantChaos1 Год назад
@@UTM88 I can only make it in a rice cooker.... and I'm in culinary school But to be fair or unfair i guess 私は日本語を話します My dad grew up in Japan and yet I'm still trash at stovetop rice, now I make bomb ass sushi and ramen but yeah
@omg_cat4203
@omg_cat4203 Год назад
@@ConstantChaos1 sorry i dont speak ramen
@fnasserebar
@fnasserebar 2 года назад
I hope Jodi and Lily make food for Michael and John next valentines day and they get help from Scarra and Toast.
@tylerryandaughtry
@tylerryandaughtry 2 года назад
"help"
@michaelmarkcavita7979
@michaelmarkcavita7979 2 года назад
Hel...
@FaultedCell1456
@FaultedCell1456 2 года назад
He...
@aaeve5676
@aaeve5676 2 года назад
Is the March 14 thing popular in the west?
@rimurutempest4945
@rimurutempest4945 2 года назад
@@aaeve5676 Nope
@ludy9826
@ludy9826 9 месяцев назад
Can I just say, that I am such an insecure person, that if Jodi told me that it isn't Flan, I would have actually started crying, because I would be so disappointed in myself
@maxwilliams9774
@maxwilliams9774 Год назад
I love how John instantly assumes Brodin sabotaged him with the butter. 😂
@TurboPiggy
@TurboPiggy 2 года назад
“Every time I see your face, it reminds me of you” Wise words John. Wise words.
@M3RCENARIES
@M3RCENARIES 2 года назад
ahhahahahahah
@whodat7231
@whodat7231 2 года назад
A wise one said, "hmm... the floor here is made out of floor"
@distinguishedallureproduct879
@distinguishedallureproduct879 2 года назад
Another wise man Said "So the door....doesn't door" and thus it did not 😅🤣
@carlomaster1o596
@carlomaster1o596 2 года назад
Aria: Ok wash the rice like really well but not like well well Michael: I already know that Im not white Michael literally dances on the fine line of humor and I LOVE IT
@soonlytaing1708
@soonlytaing1708 2 года назад
Man that fine is so fine cuz he’s half Asian and half white
@TheStrangePoet3791
@TheStrangePoet3791 2 года назад
Well he’s half so like there was a 50% chance he didn’t know.
@wongcayven9893
@wongcayven9893 2 года назад
"There's a fine line between genius and insane, Michael snorted that line"
@aoda3247
@aoda3247 2 года назад
@@TheStrangePoet3791 filipino or asians are very strict in cooking rice so there's no way he wouldn't know
@hikarinanao
@hikarinanao 2 года назад
he probably did the finger trick for measuring water like a true south east asian
@isobellavee6846
@isobellavee6846 Год назад
i love that smooth ad transition
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