Old People Got Weird Products - JonTron 

Or, he's making enough 💰 from every video that he doesn't have to work for another 6 months

@@fantasianB making enough money from a youtube video to live almost a year on?

“Alright, I think this has been a long enough stint as a tree surgeon, back to RU-vid”

The video is 12 hrs old as of now and has 1.2 million views already. He makes bank off the views and whoever sponsors his video

@@Jargas101 I don’t think you realize how little money people make off of content these days. Honestly I’d be surprised if anything he’s made is still monetized

Wise words from Daddy Dumbsville

Quality over quantity

Where you from dumbsville

I’ve been bingeing your videos all week

Same

Same. Its just sad

n also friday 13th

Nah don't worry about her. Old people got all the money. They can dance with whoever/whatever they want. You young people should start thinking of yourselves😉 You people got jack shit. Also, she's an actor gettin' paid. The chances that she is a genuine lonely client of this ridiculous company is nil to bubkus.

@@aarondavis8943 I would like to know that may old people who that have so much money, with all the costs of end of life, like a caretaker, nursing house, medical and drugs expenses... And she may even be a doctor, but trust me, this is way more frequent than we with our comfortable lifes would like to imagine, specially with the pandemic and the ever expanding generational gap

There's a y in dystopic, by the way.

😂😂😂😂

I can't wait till the 2022 JonTron episode :D

😭

like vsauce

It's like christmas

Yes

Exactly

dont call me out like that

That's me Except I have no friends

stop exposing me

@@Carpatouille i can be your friend if you want

"That's what happens when you don't take your morning medication, Susan"

@@Gabi-vt4ex "You will pay the ultimate price now Susan. Hold still, I will reach inside your throat and choke you to death, as I put the medication inside. Don't tell a soul. REMEMBER TO TAKE YOUR MEDICATION." ... "SUSAN, WAKE UP, TAKE YOUR MEDICATION." ... "She's been neutralized, master. I will inform her family of her death."

@@Gabi-vt4ex You’ll never forget your morning medication again, Susan.

And then Rudy goes on to fall down the stairs landing on top of her

@@nugsymalone1247 hardest ive laughed at a comment in a while, the funniest part is this is 100% a possibility

Then you bought all these products.

You are awesome, Cindy! You sound super hip.

@@ryanhernandez8324Thank you. Laughing well is a sport I enjoy very much and having a place to do that is fabulous.

@@cindymcoldiron we love you Cindy. You're spot on.

@@LordTalax Actually the Korean products were a little out of my reach but please let me know how they worked for you. Thanks

Ikr

Why is this so accurate?

Damn so accurate

You have it down to a tee

Yeah, pretty much, and his videos are so re-watchable.

Fake

@@misterturkturkle No U

Explains why the hiatus was so long

analogue horror fans when they see something made in the past

They are some of the best quality and produced videos I’ve seen

I agree

He left us when we needed him the most, the year of Covid-19.

He’s the living embodiment of “Quality over Quantity”

@@ColderWells and then he posts a 10/10 video a month for a year then leaves again

Love that kind of dude

Yeah

drunk deadbeat lol

HAHAHAHA

It scares me how accurate that is

I've wanted that thing ever since I was a little kid.

Lucky, my grandparents only have the comfort wipe.

i stg i want to open that door after filling it with water and watch the catastrophe

and we forgive him because its great content

He gets cryogenically frozen between episodes

Like he can be gone for 3 years and acts like when your favorite character is a smash character

8 fucking months

Couldn't agree more. He always comes back with the same vibes- nd' I love it

you might be right

Oh, now that keeps me going...

At this point they pretty much are

Damn so this might be the last jontron video I see

Ugh... How long has it been? JonTron, is it really you? Finally, I can keep on Livin...

lmao )':

HELP MY!!! My muscles are too big! I am a big tall man and my muscles are even BIGGER! I use them to get views but they HURT so much!!! Because they are heavy. Do you have any advice, dear leo

@@AxxLAfriku your youtube commenting habits are the strangest pattern I think I've ever seen.

THIS IS SO SPOT ON THAT IT HURTS--

Guess nobody told mine he was supposed to rerurn after the 2nd store trip.

But has it also taught you that you can saw a boat in half and repair it using only Flex Tape?

Laughs in “Mind of Freeman.”

Yeah, my friend and I were wondering what happened to him literally actually going through old Jon videos the past week and I told him Jon will be back, he always comes back, Jon only makes content worth making. Sure enough, today out of the blue Jon is back! I knew it, and thanks for another video worth waiting for.

You can't rush quality content.

See you in 2023 Jon!

I was just thinking the same thing.

See him next year

yeah i hate that

Yeah for like 14 months he made a new video every month

So then, he's the Beyonce of RU-vid?

@@lil_puddin huh 🤔 ya I guess

This is true haha he's got a lot of legendary videos, but he's got a LOT of competition when it comes to old people jokes Because mike stoklasa was on fire for the osteoporosis dance video on BOTW, it's some of the funniest shit RLM ever did hahah Now they're nothing but bones

@@lil_puddin weeell.. I mean, Beyonce is only widely loved because she doesn't reveal a single shred of personality, opinion or anything that would put off any potential fans so the most amount of people like her generic music and buy into her hype She's just a blank slate people adore because shes so vanilla and detached from the smallfolk

But holy fuck though, these scams probably rake in the cash from poor clueless elderly, as much as telemarketers and evangelical scams

*seagal

@@skeletalmixer1019 *seagull

dont correct him it just makes it funnier

yeah

@@skeletalmixer1019 no seagull

Honestly I’d want that to be my last memory

Holy fuck man you made a horror plot.

Old Me: "Can't breath! Need my rebreather!" Robot: *Slowly crawling on top of me* "CHEEKI BREEKY. Time to take your daily vodka bottle, comrade!" Old Me: "F*ck!"

@@orinb8654 have you heard of I, Robot?

I'm just imagining some old man going into a rage as his heart monitor I creases as he screams over and over "YOU CAN BE REPLACED WITH A POST IT! A POST IT NOTE DAMN IT! A POST IT! A-a....a post I...." Before he dies.

Love your videos dude

Hey, I think I know you

Will it?

Go away, clanker

Aw hell yeah Zanny is here

Both of these happen once a year

It really is, tragic

See y’all next year for the next video

My reaction to this comment was as follows: :D hahaha :) ohhhh :| oh....D:

"I must go son, but I shall return."

Ha just like my actual dad. (cries inside)

He brought back the milk

Are you good bro ? 🤨

Except my dad got remarried and completely forgot about me Yay

The way I've heard it was "Korea is one of the fastest Asian country" Sufice to say, I lold

„Anakin, when I was was your age, i was already 40 years old“ Obi Wan

"It's time to grow up Kim Jong" "But mom I'm only five" "You need to get a job and pay taxes your father and I are already in wheel chairs"

It’s your birthday?

Happy birthday

Happy Birthday

Happy Birthday

Uncle! I haven’t seen heard from you for 6-10 months!

LOL

tru

*yes*

yes

@@MFrog406 u.īuĺ0pklloòpì88ì

Just imagine it at night. The senior gets up to do a quick bathroom break, Suddenly! From out of the shadows this tiny intruder slowly and silently creeps forth! An inhuman metallic voice confronts you in the dark and demands that you take your medication.

Everywhere at the end of time but syfy

Then the patient uses their cane skills and decks Rudy.

@@scoutszewc8989 Robot go *CRACK*

@@DepravedMorgath "did you sleep well?" *" n o "*

CoryxKenshin sorta.

We have been since 2010.

*Coryxkenshin waves while watching his sub count grow*

He hibernates that's why

what else would we do? not watch his videos?

MILLIONS ARE DEAD

Queen Elizabeth and Jontron will bury us!

Crazy how there's possibility that some of jon fans had died since his last upload before this

@@tobubiify covid...

but he will be the same age

Truth

yeah

OK that one hit close to home.

*tries

bruh im dead, oint made

God Bless Honey

Nah, 8 at the VERY least!

@@wilddog73 Ik, I literally saw him on a Warpath ad

That is so true pal!!!

What about @Fitz

Same, he always makes my day and I rewatch it even 10 years later

Avgn? I generally dont know.

Vsause pal

Yessir

Exactly

Mmh

Just quote that for most siege players

But it's a red dot.

He’s like the Avatar

More tea Wesley?

Bill wurts can do it as well

Yeah

Nerd city as well

what if Filthy Frank came back

You know he left for about half a year if not a tiny bit more right?

HELLO HOOT

LESSS GO (get it cuz dababy)

Now its your time to upload one

it's time to do an crusade!

Yes

Straight up fact

I mean, just look at Oreos and how they ripped off Hydrox!

Most people don’t know this

Electric cars O_0

Jon*

why not both, use it for 6 secs right it off on taxes then keep it. for office or himself lol

Learn how to count.

@@forgot7en The great thing about jokes is that they're usually inaccurate or completely wrong. People with senses of humor can see past that easily.

At least, it aint a horse or a 7ft tall gnome

Or gamesto gme doge meme

I mean we would want that

S T O N K S

Seriously, I need my fix

Big money for a big boi! I’ve missed you Jon ):

Hello Indeimaus.

M e d s

"I'm afraid I can't do that Dave.."

We do a little trolling

Oh thanks, my friend here was telling me I may need them... gary, GARY?!? WHERE DID GARY GO...

Dying will ease you pain Anthony .. do you requiring more assistance Anthony ?

I've got bad news for you.

@@egziverpendlebury2431 oh no!! Anyway...

Literally 99% won’t see this but I lost my job due to covid. They shut down all the restaurants in Cook county which then led me to loosing my apartment. I'm currently living out of my car which I try and make the best of. I've applied to a bunch of places I'm hoping to get a call back. if anyone could help me with whatever you could bc I'm needing stuff like hand warmers which I stuff my clothes at night when it's cold. Also cheap burgers/fastfood. I know times are tough for everyone these days but if you're able to help me I have paypal username pay2winlife If you're unable to help I totally understand

@@daren7786 got family? They could help with that, RU-vid isn't a place to ask for help bud

@@indo-sama1046 it’s a scam. The last place anyone in actual dire need would beg is on RU-vid. This scumbag is perfectly fine

Quality over quantity, but it’s worth it every time

Classic Jon

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اهدا

"No one's ever really gone"

I know, right? He looks like he just finished recording Space Ace.

Yes!

Angela couldn't care less about your family

Bruhh same

#1 now. That’s his secret lol

With content this good, it's hard not to get a chuckle from his videos

It's #3 now

Yeah, let’s not forget all the whacked white supremacist shit he said.

Kiril Blagoev Oh, he said the Jews should die and that other races are inferior?

same

It’s like a very early Christmas!

very exciting stuff

Same

me too brother. me too.

Well if they're too old and frail to whack anything I feel they would break their wrists from any amount of recoil

@@grodcoyote6635 go for low grain subsonic rounds then. With proper form old folk can fire a gun safely anyways.

There is actually such thing as a gun cane.

@@rayanderson5797 Not really, and they're still less useful than a fucking Glock

@@grodcoyote6635 False. Gun recoil is not that severe, especially 9mm

I’m glad you counted

@@blakejudkins7497 literally says 248 days at the beginning

@@therealpotsmoan593 268

I'm a monkey of diath

Sounds like my inevitable future if the city doesn't explode before then.

I feel like you know something about this and you’re just being facetious.

worst case scenario: granny gets a heartattack

Immediately reminded of the Working Joes from Alien: Isolation. "You're being hysterical."

Lmfao

His our RU-vid Gandalf

more like were not sure if he hides his wizard outfit under the bridge where he lives and goes out into the common places without us even knowing

I can hear his moniker now... jontron the plaid lol

So he’s f*cking Jondolf the Weird?

A wizard arrives percisely when he means to

Plus quality.

Plus plus we get a nice, steamy batch of memes

Yeah I love his vids. Keep it up man.

Currently #3 on trending. Crazy

im not starved. whos starved? not me. how can i starve when i watch 269 day old videos to laugh. just for free. its ok. im not crying. leave me alone.

The bot that comments below this is a goatse trojan.

It’s actually a very clever business decision. Very good for the staff’s health too.

@@dont2874 ok

Literally 99% won’t see this but I lost my job due to covid. They shut down all the restaurants in Cook county which then led me to loosing my apartment. I'm currently living out of my car which I try and make the best of. I've applied to a bunch of places I'm hoping to get a call back. if anyone could help me with whatever you could bc I'm needing stuff like hand warmers which I stuff my clothes at night when it's cold. Also cheap burgers/fastfood. I know times are tough for everyone these days but if you're able to help me I have paypal username pay2winlife If you're unable to help I totally understand

@@daren7786 shut up. Stop begging. Make money.

@@daren7786 shut up