REAL GHOSTS - JonTron 

nigga

JonTronShow deez nuts gotem

i wil join you

Oh yeah

gey

Maybe he was so stupid his mind convinced itself he could die from a shin wound.

Did you just make a meme under a yontron video

What do you mean video, it's an Archieve of newly generated memes.

@@TheMostUninterestingMan pfft you ever felt a shin would? coulda fooled me.

@@TheMostUninterestingMan Anterior tibial artery Peroneal artery Posterior tibial artery

Niccoraven4 only 11 years off

@@a.s.i.n.i.n.e true

What a terrible psychic - she couldn't even die correctly. "I predict... That I am now going to hold up... Three fingers. 🖐 ...Crap."

She should've said she would live for the at least 1,000 years she could've lived 1,001 years

@@rarampz7721 Lmao, nice troll

Barely literate, not completely illiterate...

@@progoof9148 Honestly that would be almost everybody back in those times.

*Hand drawn letter.

"Dear John Doe... 🥴🥴🥴🥴😵😵😵‍💫😵‍💫👌🤌👍👎🙄😜🥶👌👌👌🪨🩸🩸 Signed, Yonny Josemytt"

@@rockythesnailracechampion7144 That's actually a misconception. Back in medieval times you were considered illiterate if you didn't know Latin but pretty much everyone could read and write their own native languages. That misconception carried on and now we stupidly think anyone who didn't grow up in modern times was illiterate. When in reality literacy was not the issue people think it was.

He has a chainsaw weilding murder behind his couch

@@adammarch9604 had*

@Garmon You know he has a full team right, an they have a studio? Editing softwear an TV production in the 90s was expensive an unlike these days did not have droves of hobbyists in editing an any for of production in the numbers we have today. His stuff amazing dont get me wrong but comparing the two is... ye really very different playing fields.

@@serenity8839 where does he get the money from to pay for all of that?

@@KUIJEN8659 Hes been a huge content creator for years. This stuff pays very well. Can imagine contracts from the ads also on such a large video is very lucrative.

Yohnny Yohnson

Yohnny, you have to stop writing me these letters!

And yeah, I had the same thought as you.

He was probably just practicing writing single giant letters and sending it to her because he doesn't know if he's doing it right.

@@tx3786 Я И Ч

"Murderer" ? The dude was chopping wood angrily and hit himself in the shin, when did the murder happen?

A Compelled Passionate Rationalist. He means the Jason dummy that Jon decapitated

Yeah. But at least someone finally learned how to kill him.

Max • I cosplay as a bunny

Smen

I was just about to comment that!

Glad someone else noticed too

Oh my GOD

I noticed when I recently rewatched this video

whoops I commented and decided to scroll further lol

Elaborate?

@@snowrios8084 yonny kind of reminds me of lenny but just like he said the place they are at is California also yonny was kind of in love with a woman kind of like lenny when he saw the beautiful woman

Don’t forget the intro blatantly copying Twilight Zone

Conner Lee and his bird :(

Apple Smith I’m pretty sure that Jacque is still there

smiles Finn i hope so

Apple Smith Here’s hoping Haven’t seen him in so long that I disassociated him with his voice.

@@connerlee8890 he stopped featuring Jacques because it was stressful on him.

That had to be horrible for Amanda Berry...Amanda's mother died thinking her daughter was dead...😡🤬

@@melaniemills4505 haha

That’s a big oooooofffff moment

Psychic: *_suprised pikachu face_*

Gone for 10 years because someone wanted to make a living off lies.

Can't exorcise what isn't there.

​@@na-ky8ouI would guess u have very low awareness and not much experience in life trying to say a broad statement

@@EliTheShaman I'm just not gullible.

@@na-ky8ou then try doing it for urself while understand that u can only do tricks with ur mind when u believe it...cuz just like in ur dreams u are what u get but u average ppl dont understand conciousness and therefor have a very dumb idea for how this shit all works. Ur western culture is so comfortable and spoiled that y'all don't feel that u have to go find answers for urself and it makes y'all so usable

@@na-ky8ou when ur doing a practice that requires conciousness one must gain trust in themselves for it to become repetitive... Same with everything else in life.. even scientists have contradictory arguments to one another y'all are just so blind on how ur own perception works y'all just Wana be lazy and believe the world's egotistical concensis with no work of ur own. To do what I do u have to go through an event In life that makes u take everything more seriously and therefore u become more decisive and then can put that energy into experience something spiritual or new... Magick is just another method, and therefore a different type of science..

Foreshadowing

Duuude, i would've never noticed that

Hmmm hmmm hmmmmmmm hmmm

Rohan Jaggi *MMMMMM MMMM MMMMM MMMM MMMMMMMMM!*

HMMMMMM HMMM HMM HMMMMM HMMM HMM

HMMMM HMMMMM HMMMMMM

Hmm

Alex Glau me

Alex Glau I think you are "bareley"(barely) literate

@@saladtalad1311 no he's a farmer. he's barley literate.

yo

Howdy

Yes JT is clever, funny ....

Furthermore avoid watching the anime "ghost stories" it's actually a really good official English dub

(COPS WERE CALLED) (GONE SEXUAL)

DewBearDubbin lost my shit on this part

touhou 16 in a nut shell

Home Depot worker: why do you need this door sir? Jontron: no reason

That part sent me 😂😂😂 I could not stop laughing

Agreed, here's a like Man, JonTrons practical jokes are simple yet great.

you called?

Who's first act was to write a letter...

And yet, John said "4 pm in the afternoon" haha

tag yourself

Wow just like me

If there tryna make him "move on" to the afterlife wouldn't that mean he would have to detach from his old life and Elizabeth not be tricked using his past life trauma 😂

Nah just inflation my guy lol

and now Toy R Us is dead

@@epmepm7496 "So the place where Toys R Us shinned himself turned into a Yonny"

Kiraqueenthe americanremake My latest video will make you laugh 😂😂believe me

WAS, Toys R Us my boy

Especially given he's not documented anywhere because he doesn't exist.

@@burningsexuality1540 yeah

@@burningsexuality1540 it is very impressive.

@@burningsexuality1540 hey, anyone can haunt after they die. I real ghost never lived at all.

The one employee

S T O N K S

*Stoinks*

Stonks

I'm dying from this heat syncope!

yohnny yohnny yes papa? haunting frisbees? no papa

THINK ABOUT THISSSSSS

YoYo's Bizarre Adventure

i dont feel too good

Beat me to it

Beat me to it

Beat me to it

Go away edgy satanist.

@@Dotoku14 not every satanista is edgy, i think that satanists are rebeloya but not edgy

Shoot Move Evaluate Nutralize Scan

But 2hat abojt jontrons improved s

@@charlemagne21 NUTralize

@@bevanherd5384 holy shit did you have a stroke

@@bettaluppa9435 yes i died

Dope copy

“This sign won’t stop me, because I can’t read!”

I was desperately looking for someone else talking about this!! Like THE Tobe Hooper???

@@mlpmoviemagic8459 Yep. The Tobe Hooper. The guy who directed _Poltergeist,_ no less.

He probably has more money than this show did

@@StenchFiesta if you have not figured out an adblocker in 2019 that is the real scary thing here

scary good, amirite?

keegan wade iPad on company wifi you heartless bastard

D get a mobile hotspot then ya baby

Yeah, that's probably the prerequisite in order to be a psychic

BUUUUUUURN

Shes also playing the audience

Actor? Or Fraud, lying POS, who scams vulnerable and grieving people..

@@Vegeta8300 Why not both?

You are right

Foreshadowing. I never noticed.

I want it on a hoodie

I'd buy that 🤙

I want that on my leg

CAN ANYONE REMEMBER JAQUES WERE IS HEEEEEEE

@@SekenStrm yea where is he

It's not quite fun, but it was quite funny

That’s pretty cool, thanks for the story time

That's funny.

Are you sure this is real?

@@contrafell3969I'm just taking my parents word

Pixar...

The first one was more spooky

No idea what's happening, but I read it

You kinda described all psychics that charge money. Sylvia just went even further than most. Don't forget that Montel Williams gave her the platform; he's just as bad IMO

May she toil in the void forever! Hail Sithis!

You will never be a real woman.

@@angreyalligator3811 May she stay in the void, too far from the night mother's embrace.

He probably did. Sylvia the Quack just didn't hear him

That's what he did though

Yes or the half life 2 meme as he says to Sylvia “no fuck off” and she fucking disintegrates.

@@youtubeguy5454 Yonny just appears out of the void like G-Man and yells GO FUCK YOURSELF like in that other meme

It's probably Jannie

I wonder which movie on that shelf will be the next JonTron video 🤔

Too bad the video got taken down

Oooooooooooooooooooooof

Damnnnnnn

Dark humor, I like it and steam knows I like it and I have no idea why

-In Hell!

Omg take my like

*Randomly adding bold letters*

*Obama, probably

Accidentally

@ᴜʟᴛʀᴀ ᴅᴇᴄᴀ Cyᴛʀᴏɴ Lolz It's nice to know someone had the same thought

The Sacred ORB what is the timestamp

There's a Netflix show called "don't watch this" but It's baaaddd

@@GippyHappy Well they did warn you.

@@napalmblaziken me:*tryes to think of an anser My brain:no no,hes got a point

ZachitySplat could be an anthology film but the common link is that someone is watching footage of creepy shenanigans

GippyHappy ye they were just saying that so you don’t watch it

@@Macho_Fantastico These "psychics" always seem to go straight for the worst-case scenario, stating that someone is dead when they're not.

@@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley John Oliver did a great "Last week Tonight" Episode about them, to be viewed here on youtube. But be careful with John Oliver and his show. He also did a god awful propaganda episode on Venezuela (debunked by Empire Files, also on youtube).

@@samlerf I love John Oliver and watch each episode (that's on RU-vid, I don't have cable). I don't have a major opinion about his pieces dealing with other countries though.

F

wow

Yes saw that aswell. Great details as always.

Fact

Subscribers dont matter, Pewdiepie #1 I’m so proud of our Jony Boi

It's literally beating fortnite 2

Yup

Andre Lopez damn Now THATS alota Damage!!!

I want to be accidentally killed by a train

I've accidentally killed myself in the leg before I lived but man it was a pretty deadly experience

Sounds like a Nethack death lmao

Sounds like someone stepped on there Lego Batman Bat cave replica.

Phialich Shinned himself to death, poor lad :’(

AlexJones Productions yep effort goes a long way

Comedy Room indeed

And it was way better

@@Grewyn7 thats just the nostalgia talking

@@notreallysure4575 it kinda was better though

Someone get this man a beer and Nobel Prize for Literature

@@wesleypatterson2989 agreed

At least he died doing what he loved

Carving his log.

You sir... deserves a medal Kudos😂😂

Too bad the video got taken down

"Illiterate man sends love letters" 13 year old me texting my crush

In Yonny's defense the narrator actually said "barely literate" not "illiterate".

@@Shmaples So it was like "Ayy gurl won sum fukk?" In 2019 Yonnie would get some pussy for sure, just teach him how to add emojis and he's all set.

Cleary the pogo stick and toy dinosaur teach him out the read and write

Thats the scariest thing Ive seen so far

Pewdiepie politely asked you to stop it with those saying things.

@@tyler1107 oof

@Dezaray Marie Quit promoting in the comments.

@Dezaray Marie Shut your fucking mouth

@Dezaray Marie no bitch

You are like Yonny minus the T.V. show because nobody wants to remember you

Ok boomer

Ok coomer

@@FelipeJaquez Ok doomer

Ok zoomer

D.B. Scoville him tripping over the coffee table had me in stitches despite how dumb it was.

You kidding? It was absolutely inspired.

I almost choked on my pop trying not to spit it out from laughter

That was absolutely fantastic

As opposed to the arc his axe made when he swung it into his shin.

"I REJECT MY HUMANITY, YO-YOOOO!!!!!!"

@@NodDisciple1 I love you

That's why he wasn't able to move on cuz he was still attached to his old life that's how it works irl. but this is obviously fiction story and Sylvia is a fraud I would know as a phychic we dont just say random things out of are ahh we usually read the persons personality and there fortune not their absolute future at least thats what i do.( The fortune being what ur capable of and what ur purpose is calling for)...

And nothing is there no spirit just a con artist

I would back away slowly.

69 likes, nice

Just your average monday

Maybe "Yohnny Yohnson" was just someone going to get a toy and backed away when a strange woman told him to basically die. Or he was picking up his kid who was a part timer

Or Cotton Hill.

So that's why Danny is so powerful...

HAHAHA XD

Dorfs be like

That's going in the book!

Omg yes

axe-identally

read this comment, almost broke my computor from laughing so hard

k a t h e r i n e 🔥check me out🚨🚫🔥, you wont regret🔥

Surprised it's not a meme

Emotionally distubed.

Sir Pineapple Then told to stop having emotions

lots of illiterate people even go on to write whole books

@@expertionis794 Yes but should they?

"Stop using quotes for comments" Pewdiepie: 2019

If I'm right, that joke was in the new Ghostbusters movie.

I thought that to

I actually did that once

Well he can't exactly rub his ear drums now, can he? On account of them being... You know, not eardrums anymore.

At 11:52? What was that, my boomer brain didn't get it

My friend's local Toys R Us was also a Spirit Halloween.

customer: "How much does that ghost hologram cost? clerk: "we don't have any... run"

My local toys r us is one to Edit: now it's a shoe store

@@maximilianrpm2927 costs one exorcism

Spirit Halloween just waits for a store to leave, and then it takes its place.

Read more literature. That way, you won't let buffoons like him permeate their lame "jokes" into your mind. I'm gonna assume you're 10 and hope you have a good life, because kid, this isn't your future.

😁😁😂😂

More like "axe-identally killed himself in the leg" haha

@@naught_. Understandable have a nice day.

@@nickcastaneda5081 Why

no.

Stop

Yamete!

The scariest ghost stories

True like my ancestor the same way

Guys Gaming JonTronShow check me out! I’m a violinist!

@Darius Bostic cool that you believe in him but I guess this is the wrong video to comment about this i mean no hate

@Darius Bostic Can I ask a legitimate question, one I've always wondered? Christians enslaved and oppressed your people, stole your religions and cultures, and then said at least we gave them Jesus. Does that bother you at all? How do you reconcile that with your faith?

@Darius BosticI leave it too you dude have nice day

No his production is way better than that

Right

That's basically the average turnover per month at any given retail outlet.

@@CheezMonsterCrazy and it's doubled in fast food.

TO TAKE THE KIDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I wanna like this coment but has 666 likes and is magic

Not gonna like cause it has 666 likes

He's been hit by- He's been struck by- A smooth axe

He came into your toy store There was Geoffrey On the carpet

You've been hit by- You've been hit by- A cool murderer

Laurel

*Whoooo!* Also, woo.

GUNDHAM TANAKA?!

He had a job to do. I know you call in sick when you stub your toe but not everyone is that lazy

And his ankel

@@brettt141 well he stubbed his shin and just called sick

*Meanwhile, a group of idiots starts cheering for Yonny as he keeps chopping wood.*