One Mistake Cost This Pelican Everything 

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Right! Pelicans.

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Umm... vulture size of pteranodon. Run

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Dammit Sans

Reminds me of my friend

Well, its insurance bill will be quite smaller than usual so it all checks out.

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With a hole like that, I'm not convinced it went down at all. 😬

@@taitano12 For the pelican's sake I hope not.

HEROES ON THE HALF SHELL! TURTLE POWER!

The Turtle survived, thrived and got payback. Can't do better than that.

Literally

They're really tough too! You literally have to get a family of four to repeatedly jump up and down on them to kill them. Still, they're kinda cute tho ;P

I saw one outside my house and got so excited 😆 I’d never seen one before. It was beautiful!

They're actually really chill for a wasp. I saw one on the ground right in front of me and narrowly avoided stepping on it. It didn't care.

@@residentrump3271 they’re tougher than goliath

@@DarthSidian a wasp would take that personally😂

That’s insane

That's so sweet

Good. Good sea puppies.

didn’t he also make a sperm hat?

@@yasquishyboi902 Aw naw, it was *him* ? *that* guy?

that big one from chile?

I think ,it really was him

Not all superheroes wear capes…

U've never seen a stork IRL, have you...? Damn vore birbs are massive...

(Shrikes have entered the chat)

Have you seen a Dalmatian pelican’s wingspan? That is nothing to scoff at.

Shrikes are metal AF. They impale their prey on thorn bushes; they are known as the butcher bird for a reason.

Living dinosaurs, man.

"💀" 😒

Roy's counter in smash melee

@@SMCwasTaken whats the problem..

@@SMCwasTaken“😒” 💀

@@Michel23333 ain't no way bro tried to cook with that discord mod ahh anime pfp

Would be funny if the wooly mammoth was the same thing. Some intermediate form of a slick mammoth.

@@fullonsociopath now I'm imagining a mammoth with a ton of wet gel lmao

@@fullonsociopath slick mammoth dressed up in a "by any means necessary" jacket no doubt.

Birdflex

Similar thing happened to the Deep Sea Anglerfish. The females are about the size of an American football, the males are about the size of your thumbnail. They are so different in size and look that it was actually believed they were different species. Even weirder in mating the males will attach themselves to the females and live out the rest of their lives as a parasite. It has been observed that one female can have up to three males attached. This works well, especially in the nutrient-poor deep sea, because it's a damn good source of sperm while saving energy for the dad.

You forgot to add "allegedly". The snapping turtles are coming after you for revealing their secret

Bite through ya damn finger like it's a hot dog too 😅

I seen snapping turtles crush full watermelon like it's wet tissue paper

I was fishing for catfish and caught a small common snapping turtle, less than a foot across. When I got it close enough to shore that it could plant its legs it braced itself and bit straight through the hook. Then it came straight at me. I ran. When I came back for my gear it had eaten most of the two catfish I'd caught and had on a stringer, which was impressive as I'd have thought they weighed more than it.

@@KenS1267 Squirtle be learning some moves that force the opponent to flee I see.

Bruh, have you seen that penguin? He looks like a naked hairy plague doctor! 😪🤣

Truly the embodiment of Louisiana. Strong, but very aggressive, but without it, everything collapses and falls into the ocean

@@skulker1235 True, though I do expect some ugly penguin teens. I have actually never seen the pelican thing before. Though another thing I hadn't seen was the moss covered snake either.

At the same time can you really blame an animal for acting off of instinct?

@@silverg2862 Nah, though I think some instincts do have flaws. Sticking to fish instead of cats or capybaras for Pelicans is the logical idea but Pelicans have little brain capacity and try eating things way too big for them, let alone the aggressive ones. Capybaras don't fight back but also just vibe even as the bill clamps on them with no effect. Cats as most cat owners will tell you aren't usually going to take getting potentially swallowed sitting down unless they just don't give a heck about annoyances. I can't blame an animal for following instinct, but I am not going to be surprised at any consequences that occur due to said instinct getting it oh so wrong.

@@AzathothTheGreat yo same

He went over most of that in a video

@Vipera Orientalis well you could be a cow since you don't have the height and they have the same sleep pattern and only sleep a total of 4 hours throughout the day.

Am I really a giraffe?

“is it possible to learn this power?”

Honestly same here. I had to actually go to a college course that specialized in zoology before I could learn anything about animals. And between this guy and Zefrank, I've learned WAY more than that course

@@riakun Also gonna toss in TierZoo

I mean, you guys should watch more nature shows. There used to be several cable channels that only focused on those, but they got corrupted by "reality tv" because it prints money for some reason.

Score one for Dunning-Kruger; this would be zoology.

Bruh factory workers don't need to know about the cool and interesting shit in other countries. Heck they dont even need to know about about the cool shit we have in this country. Remember Florida Man? Thats what happens when you figure out what lives in this country. When you're not only bros with, but also wrestle with -Alligators- Godzilla and -Alligator Snappers- Gamera on the weekends. IRS, NSA, CIA, nor FBI gonna tell you SHIT. They leave you alone to smoke your meth pipe in piece.

My brothers caught a big snapper in our yard and put a broom handle in its mouth. The thing bit it in half like it was a cracker. They put it in the wagon, took it to the lake (a block away) and let it loose. That's where it came from after all. Our mom taught us to always respect wildlife.

Alligator snapping turtles can bite through steel bolts. Fuckers are just hydraulic shears with legs.

mom's a wildlife rehabber, and we live near a pond split by a road, so you get a lot of turtles trying to cross or just stopping in the middle. i vividly remember my mother putting a aluminum net handle in its mouth while she dragged it to the side of the road by the back scutes. the handle was basically cut in half when we finally got it to spit it out. angry gent was completely fine, but i'm still scared to go in ponds.

Do you live in Florida by any chance?

A turtle's head can reach its hind leg much faster than you think. Always drag by the tail.

I know you can’t fault nature for behaving the way that they do, but I despise Pelicans and big birds in general lol.

I am legit a demon and I wouldn't go near a pelican

@@LiterallySpikeSpiegel I guess you never liked Sesame Street, right?

The pelican still suffered from starting, even tho we hate something for what it does it’s not it’s fault that it does that

@@pale_profile7237 nah fuck them pelicans

🤣🤣 People never seem to ask questions lmao

The penguin was being mistreated. Not by the zookeeper, but by its own genes

@@genericname2747 Puberty affects all of us.

I never knew that penguins have fur till just now. Huh. I'm such a dunce...I thought that have feathers 😵‍💫

@@no_one_211 The Karen was dumb enough to call the feathers “fur”, that’s what the comment is implying

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two for one deal

Sounds like Nintendo has a new pokemon evolution

Kinda what I assumed happened never seen it though

@@franzhopper7631 I like the optimism lmfao

Theres a channel dedicated to the research and raising of ants. I think it was called AntsCanada

@@OddOtter707 yep still making great content, watch him every weekend. I wasn’t particularly fond of ants, but I’ve slowly gained an appreciation for them through his channel.

It seems mildly interesting. If it's free or below five bucks I might give it a look over.

@@some_meme6707 I have it and it's free to play, but has the usual pay to play bonus packages. It's pretty rad home slice.

@@tollliver9343 I have the time to waste on it then. As long as the IAP aren't in your face constantly I should be good.

The fact that they took revenge against their masters😂

Does anyone know any ant yt channels? I remember I used to watch one a long time ago but i can't remember the name. Ants are super awesome and I can't believe I've been living so many years without ant facts in my life

@@sopapopp Try Ants Canada on here! Probably the biggest one.

@@sopapopp You need to be watching AntsCanada.

@@sopapopp It isn't an ant channel, more of a general science channel, but I highly recommend watching all of the ant videos by Kurzgesagt. Apparently, there are more ant videos in the works, which is great because they are really well-made and are an absolute delight to watch!

I saw one while scuba diving in Florida. It was so neat to watch it scuttle along.

Lol

The tmnt beg to differ

Softshells actually aren't slow at all. The fastest softshell turtle is the spiny softshell and it has been observed running at speeds of up to 15mph!

I don't think soft shell turtles are actually that slow. It's like they traded in their hard shells for their defensive positions in exchange for more speed

softshells can literally chase you down if it wants to

@@fellowhuman659 Nice, Ty for the FF

4 out of 5 dentists would agree!

Yeah, the small kangaroos are super cute, though I’ve seen the large ones put people in the hospital

Snapping turtle, or alligator snapping turtle? it may not soumd like much but they do have a difference, more easily noticed in how painful the bite that just broke your forearm or left you with 3 less fingers is.

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Yikes…

H*LL NAH, FAM.

The quezylcoatlus maks the teratorn look like a 10 piece mcnugget

Thunderbird inspiration.

They may very well have been the inspiration for thunderbirds. What makes teratorns different from Quetzalcoatlus is that the teratorns lived recently enough that at one point they likely coexisted with humans and familiar animal/plant species from the present day. We don’t have to say “What if?” For someone, somewhere, that was their reality. And that’s just such an amazing thought. Scary, but amazing.

I've seen a funny voice over the clip and it was interesting to know the context of what was going on XD

They shoulda called WHAM! *Careless Whisper blaring in the distance)

Got me smiling.

Could be mistaken but it's likely a place called: Trentham Monkey Forest, it's between Stoke-On-Trent and Stafford it's a zoo but not really? the barbary macaques are naturalised and free roaming (although there are fences up to prevent them from escaping) and I don't believe any other wild animals (aside from UK wildlife) actually exists there, they have about 4 troops once from France, one from Germany and I can't remember the other two

You _kicked_ an alligator snapper til it moved off the street? And it didn't just chomp your shin in half? You are a ballsy and blessed bastard.

@@DarthSidian I got behind it, and kicked it once. End over end, it got out of the street. If I had still been in its reach, I have no doubt, I would be down half a leg. They don't turn around *very* fast (just faster than I expected), is the only reason I'm still whole today

A broomstick out of hardwood is more difficult to bite through than a several times bigger branch not out of hardwood.

I second that vote. I love this kid!!

Yup

The black David Attenborough 😂

I love his content but thats a bit too much

@@yuungmung come out of the shadows and say that to an angry turtle's face then

I think he's the one person I'll sit through an ad for.

I love it.

If it's any consolation... I doubt the Pelican actually managed to get it into its mouth before the mincing occurred. So it was probably an outside-in kind of deal.

Do you follow the capybara account on Instagram?

My university is full of capys. Honestly they're kinda boring. And they host deadly star ticks.

They are shaped like a friend

Gumball was surprisingly accurate

One of the few times I prefer to get eaten Imagine living in the harsh Jurassic Period with your ding dong impaled Death would be a mercy

*oof*

@@AzathothTheGreat I cringed and I’m not even a dinosaur

😖 That may be a fact, but in what way could it ever be seen as a fun fact?

F in the chat for my stegocastrated homie

Let alone him straight up name-dropping the boss and track themselves. Edit: He says it at 2:22

@@ianrager oh dang! So subtle I missed it cuz I was so happy about the song choice!

@@icky46111 I don't blame you, such a damn good game.

I was hearing it and was like "I like this music. Why do I recognize it?...Oh, you cheeky-"

I grew up in CA where there were turkey vultures flying overhead almost daily. They're large birds. Then I saw a condor in the wild, and it was so much bigger. I hope more people get a chance to see this amazing bird in flight.

Their wings actually sing because they catch so much air in them. They like to flock through Georgian where I live.

Was looking for someone to comment this! And he even made the effort to get the words "parasite queen" in there 😀

I'm so happy I wasn't the only one that noticed it.

That's freaking wild.

@@khamulthewack4732 yes it was pretty cool

@@deaganachomarunacathasaigh4344 I would love to learn Gaelic

That's insane. Legit acting like a medieval human army with kidnapped slaves. Istg the ants in my childhood garden used to launch strategic attacks on other insects, they'd corner bigger bugs and then drag them back to the nest.

@@errortryagainlater4240 Interesting. Yeah, it's a scary world in the bug life. Even if you are pretty high on the insect food chain, like ants, there is still something bigger and slavery isn't always out of the question. So weird.

I hate you

Lmfao I love tierzoo and wtf is wit that person

lol good choices

Does those sentences really make internal sense to you?

If you like oversimplified and history matters I'd really recommend you watch Jack Rackam he's a lot smaller then the other two but definetely not lacking in quality

Oh god, the ads... THEY'RE EVOLVING AGAIN!!!

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@@squigglywiggly6855 man's got something against our kind, smh

@@Sup3rAJ2 oh God the bots can communicate now.

…What server? 448?

Maybe I'm just desensitized or maybe this is just me being schizoid-ish but it didn't seem that bad to me like I feel bad since he starved to death but I wouldn't put a gore warning on that.

When I was a kid my parents used to fish. I remember one time when they had caught a huge cod that my father cleaned up on the beech. He always did this a fair bit from the boat as the moment he started the seagulls would turn up. Later we sat and watched as a seagull tried to swallow the head of that huge cod. It must have weighed almost as much as the seagull and yet it eventually managed to get it down. It couldn't fly however and didn't seem to really like the situation. Don't remember what happened to it but I will never forget the pain it went through swallowing that head. At another time we actually had a seagull following our boat from island to island for about a week. It was easy to recognize as it had one eye ripped out. It was pretty well behaved, for a seagull, but still couldn't keep quiet when my father cleaned out a few fish, and immediately it had fierce competition for the food. Not the smartest birds on a per individual level, but it's probably good for the species. No matter who finds food the most fit will fight their way to it. Natural selection at it's finest.

This reminds me of deer tbh. Same vibes, they will literally eat small rodents or even baby birds if theyre on the ground. Theyre omnivorous and will eat whatevers in front of them whem grazing. Saw a video of one reaching into a birds nest and stealing the baby birds one time. Horrific. A lot of animals are so much scarier than youd ever imagine.

Yeah! I was like "wha?.. oh!.. smoooth man... I'll let it slide and actually watch the ad out of respect!"

@Millennial Smark Yup. Hood boy got us all so good we're politely asking him to do it again! :P

Thank you! I love that he uses top tier SNES and GameCube soundtracks!

Oh wow gracias! Yeah I also thought the same due to the name

It's gill plates are clearly shut completely. Most catfish, including this one, have sharp defensive spines in their pectoral fins. The claws are simply stuck onto them.