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@milehighgambler
@milehighgambler 3 года назад
Interesting how all the "cute" animals, are aggressive, and pretty much worthless when it comes to parenting, yet the crocodile, one of the most vicious creatures we try to avoid, seems to be the best parent there is when it comes to the wild
@slightlydistressedslug6627
@slightlydistressedslug6627 3 года назад
*aligator
@criticalthinkingconcubus
@criticalthinkingconcubus 3 года назад
Well at least Koalas are pretty good. Dumb as hell, but still good parents.
@alexiosmonary3388
@alexiosmonary3388 2 года назад
Also orangutans are greet moms
@gwendolynstata3775
@gwendolynstata3775 2 года назад
orcas are good moms
@satunbreeze
@satunbreeze 2 года назад
Maybe them being aggressive to us is directly tied to how good of parents they are lmao
@mndiaye_97
@mndiaye_97 3 года назад
Disclaimer: the whale was already dead and they decided to use dynamite because they believed it would make it easier for birds to pick off the pieces of flesh and clean it up. They were wrong in every possible way.
@DariusHosein
@DariusHosein 3 года назад
Trinidadian here, thanks for the shout out. Love your work been subscribed for a while.
@SomeoneSomehow
@SomeoneSomehow 3 года назад
Imagine using that in a war, just drop a dead whale in the middle of a city and watch the chaos unfold
@user-ec6ue8jy7p
@user-ec6ue8jy7p 3 года назад
@@SomeoneSomehow pleaseeee
@danielabarnes7729
@danielabarnes7729 3 года назад
Also in trinidad like wait was that me i heard
@manifestationsofasort
@manifestationsofasort 3 года назад
The same story with 0:47. The whale was already dead and the best way to get rid of it was to blow it up.
@KaiLucasZachary
@KaiLucasZachary Год назад
In a geology class, I had a professor explain how terrestrial dinosaurs could have ended up as fossils at the bottom of a body of water. He described the process as “the bloat and float” followed by “the pop and drop”. He then showed us a video of a whale exploding. Good times.
@curiousnerdkitteh
@curiousnerdkitteh 6 месяцев назад
Enter the Young Earth Creationists to tell you it was the Noah's Ark flood that fossilised the dinosaurs. 😂
@3possumsinatrenchcoat
@3possumsinatrenchcoat Месяц назад
if anyone's wondering, this is also likely how we got that one really famous armored dinosaur "mummy" that goes around every few months. it likely bobbed upside-down into the ocean (its stomach was far less plated/armored, so path of least resistance for expanding gas), then popped and sank down, burying it upside down in the sediment, where it was quickly covered and fossilized, leaving us with an absolutely stunningly preserved head and back!
@phastinemoon
@phastinemoon Месяц назад
Who says school is boring?
@kam_lam13
@kam_lam13 10 месяцев назад
This guy is a perfect mix of intellect, whit, hard truth, and comic relief. Try to mix those and most people would mess up.
@sirtruths5017
@sirtruths5017 3 года назад
"male female, doesnt matter they all got it bad and thats called equality" this had me laughing my ass off
@catenjoyer76
@catenjoyer76 3 года назад
True EQUALITEH!
@feleciawoollery8521
@feleciawoollery8521 3 года назад
God bless you 🙏
@feleciawoollery8521
@feleciawoollery8521 3 года назад
Jesus Christ is the only way the truth and the life
@cherrybomb2706
@cherrybomb2706 3 года назад
Yes
@mr.p215
@mr.p215 3 года назад
@@feleciawoollery8521 Morgan Freeman is the only true god there was, is and ever will be.
@joeypoppyseed
@joeypoppyseed 3 года назад
“Nobody got hurt but Im pretty sure therapists made a killing that year.” This dude is a wordsmith.
@bruhman5829
@bruhman5829 3 года назад
ikr
@spiritualdanger
@spiritualdanger 3 года назад
Tbh if I were there I would need therapy for 5 years How tf did i get likes i just repeated what the main comment said take back your likes and give them to Joey Poppyseed
@lunron9548
@lunron9548 3 года назад
Ikr. I don’t usually care for this stuff but he was able to make me sit here for nearly 10 minutes by how he words things lol.
@God-gi9iu
@God-gi9iu 3 года назад
Oooo
@baldeaglesarentbald1921
@baldeaglesarentbald1921 3 года назад
If I were there I was just going to tell it to everyone, and also feel disgusted But I don't think I would care that much to make me need therapy-
@Bloody_Ingenious
@Bloody_Ingenious 5 месяцев назад
8:28 Sadly that's true. Same thing happened in Turkey's massive earthquake on 6th February. A rescue dog from Mexico died because of depression, depression of finding so many dead bodies under the rubble... it was a hard time for us. Rest easy, Proteo. You were a hero.
@CookieDragon-sr8yw
@CookieDragon-sr8yw Год назад
Calling a Basking Shark a "Kirby Guppy" made my day.
@thehaloscrolls391
@thehaloscrolls391 3 года назад
Even in the animal kingdoms, the “villains” are better parents than the “heroes” seriously Crocs have my full respect now
@ninjaked1265
@ninjaked1265 3 года назад
Alligators not crocodiles
@bluemoondust8421
@bluemoondust8421 3 года назад
@@ninjaked1265 also crocs
@dsjgfxxkhrx4050
@dsjgfxxkhrx4050 3 года назад
@@ninjaked1265 what's the diff?🤔
@erai2092
@erai2092 3 года назад
@@dsjgfxxkhrx4050 pretty much alligators are biggest,crocs kinda mid size and caiman smallest for their type of species and besides size difference there is really just minor different details
@dragonheart1236
@dragonheart1236 3 года назад
@@erai2092 certain species of Crocs actually get the biggest.
@MrXav94
@MrXav94 3 года назад
"Not even Hiroshima got roasted as hard as he did" bruh that fucking sent me
@justasimplekindofguy974
@justasimplekindofguy974 3 года назад
Me too
@cody9801
@cody9801 3 года назад
ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-hDmw7hAdcks.html
@cody9801
@cody9801 3 года назад
...uhhh ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-hDmw7hAdcks.html
@Genesongx
@Genesongx 3 года назад
@@cody9801 quit you spam donghead
@musicimpact7120
@musicimpact7120 3 года назад
Sent you where?
@JuliaSable
@JuliaSable Год назад
The stream of rapid-fire facts and deadpan commentary is so great. “Nothing makes sense about this duck-rabbit… This is what happens when you leak a rough draft.” 😂
@katherinegray5086
@katherinegray5086 8 месяцев назад
🤣🤣 loved this description!!🇦🇺
@libragal815
@libragal815 Год назад
This young man should have much more subscribers. He is not only intelligent but comical which keeps one's attention more times than not. New subscriber here young man. Keep up the great work. You're going places. The sky's the limit. Glad I'm here for your journey.
@Silkytoaster
@Silkytoaster Год назад
You are right - he is hilarious - but you have to listen carefully because he gives the facts and the humorous comments in the same tone and cadence - you better be listening or you miss it .
@sivannatalie
@sivannatalie 3 года назад
“Don’t ask me why they did that. The 70s were a weird time.” 😂
@elavke5441
@elavke5441 3 года назад
Nah, they were great
@katsukibakugo9536
@katsukibakugo9536 2 года назад
This time is a weird time, and it’s only going downhill from here.
@knightlypoleaxe2501
@knightlypoleaxe2501 2 года назад
Funny thing is a bystander said they used too much TNT (when they were setting the TNT up) since iirc he used to be a miner and it was his car that got flattened.
@elavke5441
@elavke5441 2 года назад
@@knightlypoleaxe2501 ohh bummer
@HonnePerkele
@HonnePerkele 2 года назад
"We don't talk about the dark ages"
@dannya1854
@dannya1854 2 года назад
"Elephants don't actually think you're cute and if that was what was getting you out of the bed in the morning go back to sleep." Aight good night y'all.
@bubbletea6923
@bubbletea6923 2 года назад
Good night then :(
@m16fermy
@m16fermy 2 года назад
I think you're cute and although I'm not an elephant I have something elephant sized that agrees with me
@chxnkimi
@chxnkimi 2 года назад
@@m16fermy You got Filariasis bro?
@m16fermy
@m16fermy 2 года назад
@@chxnkimi no just an extremely large heart ❤️
@wg9256
@wg9256 2 года назад
@m16fermy oh- I thought of something else-... And yes im dirty minded.
@Xxcayleeann234xX
@Xxcayleeann234xX Год назад
I don’t know why but the t pose on the anteater had me rolling on the floor 😂😂😂😂 at the same time I’m also scared of them 😅😅😅
@yooshie
@yooshie Год назад
This guy taught me more about animals than school ever did in 9 Minutes
@resqfreedom9308
@resqfreedom9308 Год назад
Me too (without the #)😅😂
@WOGEB
@WOGEB Год назад
🎯
@mjstardayz7715
@mjstardayz7715 10 месяцев назад
👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼
@ariacross9792
@ariacross9792 3 года назад
This man's ability to pronounce the scientific names of these creatures is one of the most satisfying things ever
@Bakedbeams
@Bakedbeams 3 года назад
And he does a better job than my school
@plague_doctor0237
@plague_doctor0237 3 года назад
My dude over here probably studied latin
@lizardsrus549
@lizardsrus549 3 года назад
@@cody9801 someone tell me what this is
@stopitgetsomehelp5252
@stopitgetsomehelp5252 3 года назад
@@lizardsrus549 I’m willing to sacrifice myself here so I’ll be back and I’ll tell you if I get rickrolled Edit: no f***ing clue
@stopitgetsomehelp5252
@stopitgetsomehelp5252 3 года назад
@@Bakedbeams maybe he’s like me who read a whole as encyclopedia at seven :)
@venti2663
@venti2663 3 года назад
Someone: **Chasing an anteater** The ant anteater: *"STAY AWAY I HAVE CLAWS"* **T - Poses**
@majorastorm
@majorastorm 3 года назад
*Halo theme plays*
@romania5106
@romania5106 2 года назад
*asserts dominance*
@dadguy8415
@dadguy8415 2 года назад
@Anti-Horny Policeman that dog is kinda.... *THICC*
@Willow._.tree.
@Willow._.tree. 2 года назад
*Middle school boys*
@krusveto441
@krusveto441 2 года назад
*T-poses* ◕ ◡ ◕ Edit: Also when I saw it T-pose I was actually amused lmao
@jestinnawelch35
@jestinnawelch35 10 месяцев назад
The amount of knowledge this man has about animals is just insane and really just general knowledge is very impressive!
@ArtbyL763
@ArtbyL763 Год назад
Being someone who is a big animal lover, I find your channel truly entertaining! Not only do you have such great, lesser known facts that are so interesting, your humour is also brilliant! Keep going!
@splitdragon3004
@splitdragon3004 3 года назад
“The T-posing... yeah that’s a threat” We know, what else would it be other than a show of dominance and violence
@luismaldonado5519
@luismaldonado5519 3 года назад
Maybe, it wants a hug... duuuhhhh
@stalloneandrew9961
@stalloneandrew9961 3 года назад
it's......... nearly gave me heartbeats
@SalwaCreationTime
@SalwaCreationTime 3 года назад
T
@The.Real.Oopma.Loompa
@The.Real.Oopma.Loompa 3 года назад
Yea you can tell by togas T poses lol
@Lollol-ty2nx
@Lollol-ty2nx 3 года назад
E
@KazooieX1
@KazooieX1 3 года назад
The dogs not finding living bodies and then them getting actually depressed makes me super sad. im glad they at least made them feel better
@cody9801
@cody9801 3 года назад
ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-hDmw7hAdcks.html
@aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa1261
@aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa1261 3 года назад
@@cody9801 shut
@crystocious6715
@crystocious6715 3 года назад
Yes, those poor pups. 😢
@yourlowlyfunctionaldumbass427
@yourlowlyfunctionaldumbass427 3 года назад
Wholesome facts right there
@unknownmoonchild9970
@unknownmoonchild9970 3 года назад
yeah
@Silkytoaster
@Silkytoaster Год назад
This guy is a gift - I am getting knowledge and laughs at the same . I love him .
@batshtcrazy5293
@batshtcrazy5293 Год назад
I heard about and learned of the whales exploding over 10 yrs ago, but it's still an endlessly facinating subject. Thanks ks for covering it.
@gabrielvictor3955
@gabrielvictor3955 2 года назад
"Nobody got hurt but I'm sure therapist made a killing that year" This guy knows how to say the punchline accurately
@Godiswithus7836
@Godiswithus7836 Год назад
😂
@igobyfewnames7832
@igobyfewnames7832 Год назад
A killing, no one died. I just got it.
@kendtchileninjah5905
@kendtchileninjah5905 Год назад
Facts 😂😂😂
@Sweetvictory1
@Sweetvictory1 Год назад
I don’t get it
@Skibidi_Fazbear
@Skibidi_Fazbear Год назад
​@@Sweetvictory1 lot of people got traumatized, making therapists get a lot of profit from them.
@socialanxiety9153
@socialanxiety9153 3 года назад
Moral of the story? Cute and “harmless” animals = evil Animals that seem dangerous = good
@anaoamal8792
@anaoamal8792 3 года назад
I wouldn’t use good and evil in the animal kingdom. It’s all survival. No malicious intent. Predators usually don’t have to worry about being fucking chomped to death, so they actually have time to take care of their kids, whilst prey have to worry about not becoming food.
@owenmaleski2203
@owenmaleski2203 3 года назад
So, zootopia was a huge load of crap because apparently "prey" animals are more creatively aggressive and terrible than the supposed "evil" predators could hope to be in any given amount of time.
@acecard4726
@acecard4726 3 года назад
Basically dangerous ones have pride
@grinsplit444
@grinsplit444 3 года назад
@@anaoamal8792, so no one can use good and evil for humans.
@kanesekai650
@kanesekai650 3 года назад
Except dogs
@orchunter8388
@orchunter8388 Год назад
Dude you are accurate,informative, and hilarious all at the same time. A good channel.
@idontknowaboutthat1904
@idontknowaboutthat1904 Год назад
This is one of the best channels ever. Seriously, the knowledge in combination with the fast pace, creative, comic writing and imagery is on point. Educational and entertaining; good work.
@aioctober873
@aioctober873 3 года назад
“They can even survive out of space cause why the fuck not” Best quote 10/10 change my mind
@thecrimsonfuckr9959
@thecrimsonfuckr9959 3 года назад
I wish we humans have the same abilities as water bears 😕
@jaslikeart
@jaslikeart 3 года назад
@@thecrimsonfuckr9959 no shit then we would be the dominant species of the universe and not the earth anymore
@thecrimsonfuckr9959
@thecrimsonfuckr9959 3 года назад
@@jaslikeart yeah man
@cloudjelly97
@cloudjelly97 3 года назад
@@jaslikeart Whoa there buster we have to still consider that we are incredibly stupid and cocky so we would either die or just make everything worse
@qingyuli5460
@qingyuli5460 3 года назад
@@cloudjelly97 we always make things worse.
@otaku-chananime3026
@otaku-chananime3026 3 года назад
Nature found another way to get some idiots. Whale bomb. - Lures idiots - Blasts idiots away - Gets the last laugh
@stalloneandrew9961
@stalloneandrew9961 3 года назад
😂🤣 bro, U R A GENIUS!!!
@kuroko990
@kuroko990 3 года назад
north korea better start using whale nukes if they really wanna scare the real sht outta people btw nice conan pfp 😳
@vagabonder02
@vagabonder02 3 года назад
@@kuroko990 yea
@jaslikeart
@jaslikeart 3 года назад
@@kuroko990 then N.K will sooner or later be the reason whales are gonna go extinct
@slightlydistressedslug6627
@slightlydistressedslug6627 3 года назад
_whale bomb_
@shieldmaiden1318
@shieldmaiden1318 Год назад
I'm going through such a hard time right now and you have no idea how grateful I am for your special kind of humor
@blutengel7712
@blutengel7712 10 месяцев назад
I'm sorry that you've been having a difficult go lately. I hope things have gotten better for you, though. If you ever want to talk, I'm here for you ❤
@blutengel7712
@blutengel7712 10 месяцев назад
Also, I really like your username 😊
@juanrivera5084
@juanrivera5084 Год назад
Boy your writing is sharp witty and always on point. You’re amazing. Keep doing this.
@falling_pianos
@falling_pianos 3 года назад
"Elephants don't actually think you're cute" Damn. That hit harder than the bus did on Regina George.
@ibrahimabdul-malik5269
@ibrahimabdul-malik5269 3 года назад
Fr😭
@princesssparrow4530
@princesssparrow4530 3 года назад
I really wanna know the source to this, because I CAN'T ACCEPT THE TRUTH!
@flaiirenn
@flaiirenn 3 года назад
i am now heartbroken 😔
@itzelbarcenas7612
@itzelbarcenas7612 3 года назад
This reminds me of a video I watched on a gore site where an elephant kills a man and just lifts up his body like a rag doll
@todorokisfavouriteobject9109
@todorokisfavouriteobject9109 3 года назад
Fr
@bingoringo9160
@bingoringo9160 2 года назад
That fun little fact about alligators and their young, along with the dogs having expressive eyebrows and the 911 rescuers was pretty wholesome (the act of 911 isn't tho)
@kittykatpharuhs
@kittykatpharuhs 2 года назад
I agree but.... sometimes the mothers will swallow their babies if they can't all fit in her mouth... so yeah 😅 it ain't 100% wholesome
@chronic_spot
@chronic_spot 2 года назад
@@kittykatpharuhs remember the one that couldn't get out of its egg? Na either do its siblings😭😂
@dofehino5444
@dofehino5444 2 года назад
wdym took thevwhole building and then some
@eveningstar6700
@eveningstar6700 2 года назад
ah i laughed and then cried all in the same clip . 911 bit was awful
@3denx
@3denx Год назад
This is exactly why I’m more fascinated in space than oceans 😅 I mean- space could be pretty scary but the sea is much scarier to me…
@ReadwithChimey
@ReadwithChimey Год назад
Just loving your videos so much. My whole family too. My husband already knew about your videos when I tried showing him your videos. Keep it up, young man!
@luiscesarvianagomes970
@luiscesarvianagomes970 2 года назад
Rescue dogs getting depressed to the point that people were burying themselfs to make the dogs feel better got me sadder that what i would like to admit...
@MegaBlair007
@MegaBlair007 2 года назад
@@darkpen that's literally what he said tho lmao
@sweettea4245
@sweettea4245 2 года назад
Shit hits even harder after you’ve watched a documentary on 9/11.
@Barz1eone
@Barz1eone 2 года назад
People had to get therapy and shit for all they saw for pulling out so many dead bodies for hearing the tapping and all that and getting their just barely too late... But they could talk to others and have enough of developed brains to know and rationalize how it wasnt their fault despite feeling hella guilty over it. Now take a dog whos whole life is save ppl and every person they find its like theyre just a little too late over and over and over.... Its like sucking at the one thing ur supposed to be good at. Imagine being a handler having to convince ur dog that its okay we'll get the next one without the dog understanding a damn thing ur saying... Thats the saddest thing ever.
@anonymoosepeersun7221
@anonymoosepeersun7221 2 года назад
@@sweettea4245 shit hits even harder realizing that it was allowed to happen. They wanted it to.
@SarahAbramova
@SarahAbramova 2 года назад
I felt happy and sad. Sad they had to do it, but happy the dogs felt better and they considered their feelings.
@henrymmm9494
@henrymmm9494 3 года назад
"How mad ya gotta be to f*ck a rhino" this killed me lmao
@pauremi396
@pauremi396 Год назад
After listening to the video for a couple minutes i realized i kept watching not because of all the crazy nature facts but just to see if i could understanding his words despite his out of control speed and lack of ponctuations. And if you can that is truly f...amazing!
@billygreenbean7119
@billygreenbean7119 11 месяцев назад
Bro I love your narration of nature related topics. You do your research very well and deliver accurate information in a very hilarious way. Thanks for the content!
@ahahm3
@ahahm3 3 года назад
I love how there was a graphic warning for a cut on someone's arm but not for whale's guts exploding lol
@sabitsukiheck6217
@sabitsukiheck6217 3 года назад
tbf it just looks like hot stinky garbage but you have a point
@atharputra538
@atharputra538 3 года назад
Yeah man, i thought it will be something like someone's stomach cut open, but nope its a cut on someone's arm
@doppio.7823
@doppio.7823 3 года назад
I-
@TheLudicrousLuv
@TheLudicrousLuv 3 года назад
@@atharputra538 same
@pokaay3163
@pokaay3163 3 года назад
I think theres some truth to it though. I watched the whale guts go flying without a second thought, but the cut was not pleasant to look at.
@averydapperduck4473
@averydapperduck4473 2 года назад
Who knew a very dangerous alligator cares for its children better than most of the cutest animals
@Draktharm
@Draktharm 2 года назад
More than most humans anymore too.... :/
@dane1382
@dane1382 2 года назад
*kinda* dangerous. i mean, fried alligator is a delicacy in louisiana.
@sarahmellinger3335
@sarahmellinger3335 2 года назад
@@dane1382 and florda
@eliasmarbina2279
@eliasmarbina2279 2 года назад
because cute animals suck, and dangerous animals dont. maybe next time we should think of alligators as cute
@halfiem2510
@halfiem2510 2 года назад
Rabbits: nervously sweats*
@karas.6438
@karas.6438 Год назад
I just found this channel a few days ago & it’s already becoming a fast favorite of mine! Thanks for all the insight!
@Alteori
@Alteori 3 года назад
I agree with people. You need your own show! People will pay money!!!
@BigBoiBestBananaBedBeniBrother
@BigBoiBestBananaBedBeniBrother 3 года назад
Yes
@fiq9538
@fiq9538 3 года назад
Ayyyy alteori im a big fan!
@idceurika7487
@idceurika7487 3 года назад
Ok
@theblackcatgirl7013
@theblackcatgirl7013 3 года назад
Love your vids Alteori!
@vulcanraven420
@vulcanraven420 3 года назад
Well, howdy there, where'd you come from, Alteori?
@VanitasVraz
@VanitasVraz 3 года назад
That dog bit was both the cutest and the saddest thing. Poor puppers probably felt like they were failing cause they only found dead people. I'm glad their handlers would cheer them up though.
@Kurogumo
@Kurogumo 3 года назад
Nah more like they were losing interest because they weren’t getting to do their job. It’s more Frustration than sadness:
@user-unos111
@user-unos111 3 года назад
@@Kurogumo There is little difference, though
@Topaz723
@Topaz723 11 месяцев назад
"Because nothing makes sense about this duck rabbit" LOL! I absolutely love this channel.
@lflo2434
@lflo2434 Год назад
This kid Made An Old Head Love Geography...Go Lil Bro!!! I love your content 💜Taught me more than my formal education about Geography...I pray you prosper exponentially ✊🏾🔥
@Zephyr616
@Zephyr616 3 года назад
Who else wants him to get his own netflix nature show when we can travel again and see him go see some of the animals he talks about? Call it *Hood in the Nature*
@taellaugustin9898
@taellaugustin9898 3 года назад
i would love to see him on netflix, i would always watch him and have an excuse to watch tv , like most of the time
@RazmikZ
@RazmikZ 3 года назад
I feel like the name Nature in the Hood would be better
@Zephyr616
@Zephyr616 3 года назад
@@RazmikZ I dunno, I feel that way round implies that you're bringing the nature to him rather than him going out into nature, but I see where you're coming from on a roll off the tongue way
@The-Divey
@The-Divey 3 года назад
"The Hood is in nature" maybe
@ellaphx
@ellaphx 3 года назад
Leave the title up to the TV execs but I’m in!
@swishy1260
@swishy1260 3 года назад
Hood Nature: "What did we learn today?" Me: *Whales drop a live bomb when dead*
@excerpt1257
@excerpt1257 3 года назад
It's like the Martyrdom Perk from COD
@oscarbigmoneyofficial
@oscarbigmoneyofficial 3 года назад
@@excerpt1257 i was just about to say that lmao
@oscarbigmoneyofficial
@oscarbigmoneyofficial 3 года назад
Martyrdom: drop a live grenade when killed.
@jaschabull2365
@jaschabull2365 3 года назад
Now I'm wondering who forgot to give wailord the aftermath ability.
@oligarchytheatre777
@oligarchytheatre777 Год назад
KNOWLEDGE is the FOUNDATION of all UNDERSTANDING!!! LOVE YOUR MENTAL ENERGY AND CHANNEL!!!
@CarrieAnn77
@CarrieAnn77 Год назад
I stumbled upon your channel not that long ago. And you are absolutely awesome at what you do. Props to you babe. Keep doing what you're doing.
@mikethegoo
@mikethegoo 2 года назад
So... Basically, everything that looks terrifying is harmless, and everything that looks fine is your worst nightmare, as a general rule with animals?
@insomxia
@insomxia 2 года назад
Basically😥
@daveypocket8847
@daveypocket8847 2 года назад
More like "Everything is out to kill you unless directly stated otherwise"
@dianastillwell3456
@dianastillwell3456 2 года назад
i mean we humans look fine but really we have more body count than any animal on this planet lol
@mikethegoo
@mikethegoo 2 года назад
@@dianastillwell3456 yes... Also, individually, maybe not, but as a whole, definetly, yes
@spartanv0
@spartanv0 2 года назад
Just assume it will kill you unless proven otherwise, also don't show fear because if an animal senses it then you might as well take the L when the animal has a head start.
@dawsonglawe3203
@dawsonglawe3203 3 года назад
"All they found were dead corpses." Let's just be happy they didn't find any live corpses.
@protojager
@protojager 2 года назад
It's been 26 years and my corpse is still alive, shambling between the bathroom, bedroom and kitchen.
@joel62361
@joel62361 2 года назад
@@protojager how is your corpse?
@protojager
@protojager 2 года назад
@@joel62361 one appendix lighter
@owu9227
@owu9227 2 года назад
yay
@Arterexius
@Arterexius 2 года назад
#MurderedToDeath
@jaredvalentine144
@jaredvalentine144 Год назад
Dude!! 😂 You are comedy gold! Your lines just cracked me up! A well deserved SUBSCRIBE button pressing coming right up! 😆🔥😭
@CakeMonster82
@CakeMonster82 Месяц назад
That shit was like Em Garde!! I challenge you to a duel 😂😂😂
@juniperrodley9843
@juniperrodley9843 3 года назад
"The assassin bug" "most people have never heard of it" Yep, that checks out.
@anaoamal8792
@anaoamal8792 3 года назад
It’s too sneaky
@AbsolutelynotatallpleaseIbeg
@AbsolutelynotatallpleaseIbeg 3 года назад
I knew.....and I've seen them sucking bugs dry.........its terrifying
@xionnation9932
@xionnation9932 3 года назад
“They don’t really think you’re cute, and if this was the only thing getting you out of the bed in the morning. Go back to sleep.” Damn I guess I have to stay asleep forever
@raymonwashington9742
@raymonwashington9742 3 года назад
Rip
@user-kt6yx7ox7z
@user-kt6yx7ox7z 3 года назад
There's a difference between wild and tamed elephants who bonded deeply with their human caretakers tho. Of course in wild humans are nothing but a threat because humans are in fact a threat to elephants.
@vbgvbg1133
@vbgvbg1133 3 года назад
@@user-kt6yx7ox7z threat or thread? I guess both, because they can snap us like a thread
@user-kt6yx7ox7z
@user-kt6yx7ox7z 3 года назад
@@vbgvbg1133 I did an oopsie lol but yeah I guess we can be both things simultaneously.
@somedogwithinternetaccess3202
@somedogwithinternetaccess3202 3 года назад
He said getting you out of bed so you could probably stay up in bed
@carcaridon
@carcaridon Год назад
All on 1 breath ! My son and I love this show , thanks for your works
@jacotton1865
@jacotton1865 Год назад
Just discovered this channel. My new FAVOURITE and I'm hooked!
@SonicChaocc
@SonicChaocc 3 года назад
worst kind of mother. *child dies* Mother: "Eh, I can always make another."
@whoisheiforgothisname2103
@whoisheiforgothisname2103 3 года назад
@DeeDoubleU THINK MARK THINK!
@obsidianfrost9514
@obsidianfrost9514 3 года назад
To be fair in the animal kingdom it makes sense.
@cody9801
@cody9801 3 года назад
ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-hDmw7hAdcks.html
@obsidianfrost9514
@obsidianfrost9514 3 года назад
@Wiinter Plays the difference is not just Morales. We have a sense of self. That sense of self can exceed instincts. The animals instincts is that losing a baby is better than losing: a baby, the mother, and the potential future generations that come after.
@Ineverlost_control
@Ineverlost_control 3 года назад
@@cody9801 ok now i know your a bot
@ISTTeam5
@ISTTeam5 3 года назад
I would love to be an alligator baby having a LOVING mother that protects no matter what
@deswoodwdcollar8843
@deswoodwdcollar8843 3 года назад
even cold blooded gators have a heart
@Dante-Moonwalk
@Dante-Moonwalk 3 года назад
Well, good luck for a couple of years trying to survive from other animals because alligator baby have a low chance of being a adult
@prixe12
@prixe12 3 года назад
@@Dante-Moonwalk meh humans have it just as bad. I could either get shot in the streets or be a cool baby alligator for a few days I'd rather go out as the ladder
@RogueT-Rex8468
@RogueT-Rex8468 3 года назад
You ok, bruh?
@ImAtYourMumsHouse
@ImAtYourMumsHouse 3 года назад
@FoxLimbs idk about most countries. The privileged ones maybe
@nurse981
@nurse981 Год назад
Very educational. 💕 There is so much crap on the internet... I am happy I ran across you. Thankyou dear.
@somerandomguy4180
@somerandomguy4180 Год назад
Being born as an alligator is probably one amazing support you will probably ever receive, ngl
@krypto9408
@krypto9408 2 года назад
"Nobody got hurt but im sure therapists made a killing that year." LMAO this is why i love these series, you are really funny and honestly make my day with these!! Thanks man!
@xD-Hi
@xD-Hi Год назад
Fr Fax > printer
@freeeeaakkyygal
@freeeeaakkyygal 3 года назад
Person in heaven: so how’d you die Other person: whale guts
@gabrielbrianlonack6684
@gabrielbrianlonack6684 3 года назад
Heaven, funny...
@strawbebiscozyxcabin4592
@strawbebiscozyxcabin4592 3 года назад
LOL
@thebestdanjan
@thebestdanjan 2 года назад
*“pog shark”*
@theparadoxzone2396
@theparadoxzone2396 Год назад
This man has so many ways of saying you're dead and I'm here for it.
@bigjayjay2x597
@bigjayjay2x597 3 года назад
The conclusion I came to from this video was that I rather be reborn as a alligator. Your mother and siblings actually love you and riding her head will be cool (also dangerous but cool).
@childeater272
@childeater272 3 года назад
And you're probably gonna get clapped by hippos
@bigjayjay2x597
@bigjayjay2x597 3 года назад
@@childeater272 Probably. But as long I know to stay out of their territory I should be cool. Then again those homicidal water horses don't care about territory.
@KPITGangsta
@KPITGangsta 3 года назад
@@bigjayjay2x597 Well, no, because, that is in fact all that they care about. Protecting their territory by any means is code number one. They kill at least 100 people a year from them seeing hippos flick their ears and then getting too close. Remember, if you see a grouping of hippos in the water there’s a severe chance there’s the largest hippo in the group directly under your boat about to destroy your whole world.
@bigjayjay2x597
@bigjayjay2x597 3 года назад
@@KPITGangsta Never said they don't care territory (well not in the way that don't care about protecting it). But more so that it doesn't matter if you're in their territory or not. Hippos will still be willing to take you out if you're simpling too close. That's how most animals are due to the lack of trust outside their species which makes sense. It just if you're find yourself near one you are probably near or in their territory. But even outside that they're still dangerous.
@thatyellowfellow
@thatyellowfellow 3 года назад
Hippos don't compete with gators, You don't get hippos in america, they live in africa with crocodiles. Also the mortality rate of baby crocs and gators is awful, I think it's less than 10% survival. But if you make it to like 3 years old you got a chance. Trust me, come back as a domestic cat and rule the world.
@damonandrews5337
@damonandrews5337 2 года назад
As a 50 year old Gen x nature nerd, I'm constantly depressed at the inaccuracies spread by most of these channels. The effort put into your research is beyond admirable, being young and hilarious is just bonus. You could literally do this shtick in a comedy club and rock it.
@jasminglaiter5863
@jasminglaiter5863 2 года назад
I second this (as a 32yo). I'd buy tickets every year. And I live in germany.
@Slurp_Durp
@Slurp_Durp 2 года назад
@@jasminglaiter5863 I third this as a 18 year old
@jamal_johnson
@jamal_johnson 2 года назад
@Percilott I fifth this as a fetus still in the womb
@residentrump3271
@residentrump3271 2 года назад
I'll be fifty in June, a lifelong lover of the natural world, and I love the Casual Geographic series :)
@CeilinggangAditya
@CeilinggangAditya 2 года назад
@@jamal_johnson I sixth this. Anyways, gotta go, I am on my way to the deep coochie
@djparra-zi6wf
@djparra-zi6wf Год назад
First time seeing your post. Love it. Had to like, comment and subscribe. Well done ❤
@AhmadnKushi
@AhmadnKushi Год назад
Bro, you out in hella work for your videos. Respect 🫡
@SpookiCooki
@SpookiCooki Год назад
What's even cuter about crocodilians is that the Asian Caymans have kindergartens. The mothers drop off their babies with a single female and she takes care of them throughout the day. It's adorable seeing like 50 babies ride her back. I saw this in a documentary on National Geographic. Very intelligent animals.
@gabbyadjodha7823
@gabbyadjodha7823 Год назад
That's adorable
@psychoanalyticsaurian
@psychoanalyticsaurian Год назад
Thats so cute
@Fighter_Enthusiast79
@Fighter_Enthusiast79 Год назад
They are evolving
@TheJollyJokerDancer
@TheJollyJokerDancer Год назад
@@Fighter_Enthusiast79 they're one of the closest relatives to dinosaurs. I think they couldn't care less about evolving. 😁
@ZAPRST8879
@ZAPRST8879 Год назад
@@TheJollyJokerDancer say that to the birds
@akemiyukimura6533
@akemiyukimura6533 3 года назад
1:17 "They eat nothing but plankton, so they're zero threat unless you work at the Chum Bucket and have a computer for a wife." 🤣🤣🤣
@deswoodwdcollar8843
@deswoodwdcollar8843 3 года назад
Yeah that seems about right 🤣🤣 Also "... The reason he looks like in a constant state of shock... " Never thought of it that way 🤣🤣
@Genericmug
@Genericmug 8 месяцев назад
Hilarious! 😂
@hunee8
@hunee8 Год назад
I dig your channel. Totally subscribing. Thank you again 🙌 keep at it 👏
@scoot-scoot51341
@scoot-scoot51341 3 года назад
"Nobody got hurt, but I'm sure therapists made a killing that year" Yeah, no kidding 😰
@angelskyy6574
@angelskyy6574 3 года назад
Your walking down the street and in a matter of seconds you look over too a whale on a truck? 😳 and then it blows UP, your covered in blood and chunky intestines....yeah I'd simply PASS AWAY ☠️
@handletemplate
@handletemplate 3 года назад
🏳️‍🌈KerukuArts🏳️‍🌈 cloudy with
@handletemplate
@handletemplate 3 года назад
🏳️‍🌈 KerukuArts 🏳️‍🌈
@elation.e
@elation.e 3 года назад
@@angelskyy6574 yeah I’d shriek loud enough to bring the whale back to life… even right now at home I can scream louder then a freaking dinosaur and just because I *seen* blood I could just freaking faint IMAGINE IF SOMEONE WITH HEMATOPHOBIA GOT COVERED IN WHALE GUTS I’D SAY THERAPY FOR THE REST OF MY LIfe
@angelskyy6574
@angelskyy6574 3 года назад
@@elation.e YEAH dude that's what I'm saying like...The amount of professional help someone would need, to feel okay after that?? 😬😳
@starlosa
@starlosa 3 года назад
Basking Shark seems kinda cute once you explain it, dude is just basking in the sun, eating little plankton and being all curious about divers
@cody9801
@cody9801 3 года назад
ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-hDmw7hAdcks.html
@amethyst4578
@amethyst4578 3 года назад
Yeah, most sharks are actually really chill lol
@xeroxolly
@xeroxolly 3 года назад
You are fucking dumb.
@starlosa
@starlosa 3 года назад
@@xeroxolly ?????? Sir are you ok
@starlosa
@starlosa 3 года назад
@@xeroxolly wait nvm looking at your recent comments you’re obviously a troll trying to get a rise. Get a life and seek therapy if your insecurity is this bad lmao.
@geecollins4915
@geecollins4915 Год назад
Wow that was very informative Thank you for sharing knowledge You went straight to the point with your report I had to hit subscribe after a minute or less Thanks 👍🏾❤️🥰
@AccentYouLovingheart
@AccentYouLovingheart Год назад
Absolutely brilliant young man! Awesome! Thanks for sharing.✅♥️💯
@easybakeoven15
@easybakeoven15 3 года назад
God creating waterbears: G: so remember that bear i made A: uh yes? G: make it super small. like, microscopic. A: okay... G: and make it immortal A: what??! G: lol ikr
@Irishcrossing
@Irishcrossing 3 года назад
Also god: they'll also have a lifespan of like 3 months...2 years tops, and they have no real way to survive against an actual organism slighty bigger than them due to the fact their only defense is a glorified NBC suit.
@morgan4574
@morgan4574 3 года назад
I also watched a video of a water bear giving birth, sadly the mother did not survive birth. Really surprised me how something as sturdy as a water bear still suffers from maternal death in order to give life.
@plantgang8738
@plantgang8738 3 года назад
God:also make them weak to anything that matters
@seechao
@seechao 3 года назад
Whose A?
@thatgirl7551
@thatgirl7551 3 года назад
@@seechao angel? 🤷‍♀️
@lilymhagirl1371
@lilymhagirl1371 2 года назад
“Yeet their babies in the name of sexual frustration.” 😂😂😂
@monke6912
@monke6912 2 года назад
yeet the child 🤏👶🏀
@krwoods125
@krwoods125 Год назад
The information is great. The comedic timing is priceless😂😂
@tylerchatwin683
@tylerchatwin683 Год назад
I love and appreciate your videos. They are entertaining and very informative!! Keep ‘em coming!!!
@remito7839
@remito7839 2 года назад
So... Is there a reason for why the Assassin bug bites people and craps in their wounds? Or did nature just decide to make them absolute jerks for no reason?
@emaany1839
@emaany1839 2 года назад
I think they do it cause they think we're food
@catboyedgeworth2469
@catboyedgeworth2469 2 года назад
they dont deliberately poop in the bite, there's just a chance that they poop nearby and the parasites are easy to spread into the wound if you scratch or rub it. they bite people for the same reason a mosquito does.
@remito7839
@remito7839 2 года назад
@@catboyedgeworth2469 Ah I see, that makes more sense. The video wasn't really clear about that :P
@vincent_hall
@vincent_hall 2 года назад
@@catboyedgeworth2469 they're still bastards but most animals don't have moral codes and nobody is enforcing such things. Aka, nature is Hella cruel!
@catboyedgeworth2469
@catboyedgeworth2469 2 года назад
@@vincent_hall thats what i mean, nature isn't cruel, cruel things happen in nature but nature is neutral, its just the process by which things continue their existence over the millennia. just wash your face & dont scratch the bite.
@LaywhinFPS
@LaywhinFPS 2 года назад
"Not even Hiroshima got roasted as hard as he did" "The only way to get pregnant is to survive 50 shades of ferret" Elephants are basically sexual predators ngl dude you're better than comedian without even trying xD
@DTSephiroth
@DTSephiroth 2 года назад
The "50 Shades of Ferret" was where I lost it.
@SupremeOracle
@SupremeOracle 2 года назад
You act like he's freestyling in this vid... lol he's reading the info 🤣😂
@lagimaster
@lagimaster 2 года назад
He is funny, but he IS trying, this shit is prepared to be funny lmao
@petkofuchalski9809
@petkofuchalski9809 2 года назад
@@lagimaster prepared or not, you have to admit that he has talent.
@lagimaster
@lagimaster 2 года назад
@@petkofuchalski9809 oh he does, I never implied the opposite
@Rust324
@Rust324 Год назад
Dogs are kings and queens, when they’re sad, you’re sad, when your sad, they’re sad, we love dogs❤️
@MrDiceZack
@MrDiceZack Год назад
It was 4:44AM (fr) and when he said “Good back to sleep” in the last clip, somehow and some way it finally made me turned off my phone after scrolling through several shorts. Thank you A LOT
@Dragonbyte
@Dragonbyte 3 года назад
“Freshwater snails have parasites that cau-“ *pauses video and looks to the 100 snails in my fish tank
@iara0
@iara0 3 года назад
Don't eat them, eat their slime or put them in your mouth. You will be ok.
@sluttymctits4496
@sluttymctits4496 2 года назад
@A_29 - And it's glorious! Snail mucin is still so underrated, by oh my god, it's amazing.
@Ahn-mu3db
@Ahn-mu3db 2 года назад
@@sluttymctits4496 eww ya nasty!
@sluttymctits4496
@sluttymctits4496 2 года назад
@@Ahn-mu3db - Have you tried it? If not, you should. It's not pure snail mucin, of course, it's skincare with mucin in it. Don't be so quick to shut down something so incredible because of ignorance. I don't know why that other person deleted their comment, but it really makes mine seem weird. I was backing up what they said. But really, give it a try and you may love it!
@Lucifersfursona
@Lucifersfursona 2 года назад
_oh my god 😂oh no_
@nerdbruh2534
@nerdbruh2534 2 года назад
"either that or squidward popped a mean one and hit the ninth dimension" is my favorite line from this video.
@tonimauge3907
@tonimauge3907 2 года назад
Mine is "Unless you work in the Chum Bucket and have a Computer for a wife."
@owu9227
@owu9227 2 года назад
lol, same, especially because it’s my abortion type of squid
@owu9227
@owu9227 2 года назад
I MEANT FAVORITE NOT ABORTION- HAHSHSHSHSHHSHS
@jayman7249
@jayman7249 2 года назад
"Not even Hiroshima got roasted harder than that squid"
@cembarhana750
@cembarhana750 2 года назад
Thats the only joke i did not get. Please explain mate.
@apriljacobs1544
@apriljacobs1544 Год назад
I love your videos, your personality is on point. Keep up the good work 🙂
@nynative137
@nynative137 Год назад
Damn some effed up facts... great job 👍🏾
@DancingTitanDK
@DancingTitanDK 3 года назад
Imagine having this written on your gravestone “A brave man/woman who died from getting suffocated by whale insides that exploded when being opened”
@jasonpatterson8091
@jasonpatterson8091 3 года назад
It wasn't a dying whale, it was a dead whale that they couldn't get off the beach. They tried dynamite to blow it up in the hopes that the pieces that remained would be small enough to clean up and that the gulls would deal with the mess that remained (they assume it would be a ton of little bite sized bits). Instead it just launched huge chunks and left a beach covered in guts and a dead whale that still couldn't be moved. The gulls wouldn't eat it either.
@nonhic
@nonhic 3 года назад
exactly, they scared the birds off with that huge ass explosion lmao
@nkbujvytcygvujno6006
@nkbujvytcygvujno6006 3 года назад
Or maybe what was used for the dynamite poisoned the remains. Or also maybe not. Maybe even seagulls wouldn’t eat something that went and exploded like that in front of them that one time.
@jaschabull2365
@jaschabull2365 3 года назад
Heck, not even the gulls said "Mine" to that mess.
@lyricwatson1824
@lyricwatson1824 3 года назад
@@jaschabull2365 lol fr
@nathan3084
@nathan3084 Год назад
What's better than some good dark humor? Dark humor involving some of nature's perfect, and sometimes unassuming, assassins.
@1uhot426
@1uhot426 Год назад
That is so sad that rescue dogs were so depressed, people had to act like they we're barried alive to make them feel like they did something right during 911😢
@HAHA-dq3ij
@HAHA-dq3ij 3 года назад
"Dont ask me why the fuck they did that, 70s were a weird time" I mean yeah your right lmao
@obsidianfrost9514
@obsidianfrost9514 3 года назад
The whale in question was already dead. They were going to try to move it but decided TNT would destroy all of it. They were wrong. That fuck up helped learn some things though so at least it wasn't all for nothing
@foxesica8943
@foxesica8943 3 года назад
@@obsidianfrost9514 oof
@obsidianfrost9514
@obsidianfrost9514 3 года назад
@@foxesica8943 shit be wild
@darklex5150
@darklex5150 3 года назад
@@obsidianfrost9514 did you know that an army veteran of the vietnam war actually came to their town to tell them that the idea was stupid? Lol
@obsidianfrost9514
@obsidianfrost9514 3 года назад
@@darklex5150 I remember an expert telling them no but not all the details The 70s were wild
@ChickenCoop82
@ChickenCoop82 2 года назад
I love how he puts the gore warning on the anteater’s cuts but not the whale literally exploding launching its guts everywhere
@TheMoreYouMOfishing
@TheMoreYouMOfishing Год назад
“C- arts and crafts project“ FLOORED me for some reason. 😂😂😂
@clareseportofino3231
@clareseportofino3231 Год назад
Assaulted by Otter Cosby, lol. Great updated one liners.
@simonblack4203
@simonblack4203 Год назад
"They stay up at night thinking about what went wrong". That made my day.
@beacurnearecurvata188
@beacurnearecurvata188 2 года назад
"You look like a C- arts and crafts project" Now that is a rare insult.
@ezrapierce1233
@ezrapierce1233 2 года назад
Underrated
@matthewstufflebeam55
@matthewstufflebeam55 3 года назад
I was stung by an Assassin bug. It was the most painful thing I’ve felt and I’ve been stabbed and had 3rd degree burns. It’s also the only time I’ve seen a doctor have no idea what to do.
@butterflyenjoyer230
@butterflyenjoyer230 3 года назад
Assassin bug seeing you alive: GOSH FUCKING DAMNIT
@yocuff130
@yocuff130 3 года назад
@@Kharis- bruh
@yarou3124
@yarou3124 3 года назад
@@Kharis- nah he dead deado
@raymonwashington9742
@raymonwashington9742 3 года назад
@@Kharis- .....
@stephcurry8725
@stephcurry8725 3 года назад
@@Kharis- Nah fam he dead 💀
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