Why You Should NEVER trust a Pelican with your Child 

Yes all politician bad hahah me smart

Great! That was great!

alright where are the morons who can't take a joke. perhaps I'll have to wait a while

@@thatangrygerman2076 correct

It is of my personal belief that at least half of Congress eats children.

There’s no,.. proof

Sometimes, we teach our children happy things and loving stories. But, when they grew up, learn the bitter truth about our world. Fantasy is temporally. But Reality is immortal.

It might be relatively safe though like all birds they do have a habit of yeeting babies out the nest if they can’t feed all of them so choose the weakest to become vulture food. They also like to shit on their legs because it helps to lower their body temperature, thought that reason probably wouldn’t have worked for R Kelly

Nope. The Maribu Stork is the physical contradiction to that notion.

I wouldn't bet on it...

It is absolutely true

Fuck it I’m giving this comment a like as well lol. I totally get it. These are terrifying stuffs.

depends on what you find terrifying. there are alot more reasons to be scared of people than any of these animals.

@@theflyingdutchguy9870 Then this guy comes along… we all know people are bad. But tell that to our early ancestors that animals weren’t afraid of. Animals are pretty fucking terrifying if they see us as a food source and we don’t have guns or brains to protect ourselves. But sure go cross a river of Hippos and see for yourself lol.

@@johngladman4291 yeah those animals are terrifying if you have no idea how dangerous they are. a hippo is not scary untill it gets close. so if you never get close. there is no reason to be scared. its that simple.

@@johngladman4291 whats so dangerous about people is that we are unpredictable.

@@margareth6136 you are a penguin

What the fuck is wrong with you

you sure?

Tf's CG stand for?

@@mycookiehasnoname Casual Geographic…..calm down….

He a whole treasure , he done stole my soul with that line.

I may be lost on that joke, but i still agree with your statement. And he's doing alright. As long as he keeps uploading vids, we good.

@@orinb8654 The joke is in naming a non religious person "faith". Meaning the animal has a name opposite to how it acts

after Steve Irwin, yeah

@@ghostflxwer considering how well we did protecting Steve, yeah this guy’s our last shot

Yes

That's basically most Bird diet

Yep, same is true for most species of birds.

Yeah

THEY TRIED TO EAT A CAPYBARA!

There are videos of baboons tricking prey to become a lion's meal! Animals are really smart.

@@gone9820 yes! I'm pretty sure lions are way more socially capable than we give them credit for, but it's really hard to study them in the wild.

So, Scar having his own (secret?) pride of lionesses before taking over Mufasa's pride isn't too far off?

@@marvalice3455 Yes. I remember watching on tv a man (in a walking pod? I don't remember) trying to grab a lion's attention by putting lion roar sounds on his computer. Only one lion appeared. Its super hard to study animals in the wild, as you said, and I hope scientists will develop a new way to do this in a safe manner!

@@ifeeldead463 No, it's not, actually it's pretty accurate. Now, the exact behavior varies from pride to pride and species of lion.

Frr als that "nature good, science bad" stuff is so frustrating sometimes. Everyday when i walk outside and dont get ripped apart by a grizzlybear, i thank science not nature🤣

Yep

Yeah people tend to think in black and white terms regarding animals and bugs. "People=Evil, superior, and smart" while "Animals=Innocent, inferior, and stupid". People need to wake up by actually interacting with animals and/or actually learn about them instead of being ignorant. I was talking with someone recently who couldn't process that even animals typically deemed "cute" have the ability and enough intelligence to kill animals of their same species, if they have the proper motivation to do so (ex. mating, territorial disputes, etc).

I learnt all the things he talks about in nature documentaries as a kid. The source of your info is important. The difference between him and docus is that he uses extremely funny language. Love it.

I am just a naturally cautious person, and am, if I say so myself, fairly intelligent in the sense that I extrapolate and reason things out often, like, I think _more_ than a couple steps ahead on something. With all of that in mind, I did not know some of this stuff, and some of it I did, and just taking the very concept of "Eat or be eaten, nature is not all sunshine" that I learned _very_ young from how much I love nature, I understood automatically to _not_ mess with other animals unless I had a seriously good reason. I won't even pick up a domestic dog or cat without an invitation or permission from the animal or its owner, since I know _some_ of them might like it...and some won't. I do NOT romanticize wildlife, even though I love it, because I know it isn't a joke or that I would last ten seconds in the absolute wild areas of the world. I can definitely imagine people who do, and have seen some (one being the example of a guy with an otter that this channel showed), and can imagine the kind of suffering and death underestimating or presuming the best rather than the worst can get adults and children. Stupid and very sad to think about...

Fortunately, any crickets that didn't end up being forced to kill themselves are okay after the parasite releases itself.

And if they find their why inside a human while it's good that they dont harm you they still will come outside by any means so like up your throat or your eye socket, or anus, and any other hole area big enough to come out of which makes ne nauseous

Cricket... Horse hair worm: *ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL*

Horse hair worm: RELEASING CONTROL OF THIS FORM. THIS HURTS YOU

@@sauce6746 I think there's Korean movie about it. Yep, I can imagine that

Tru

Same

My First video was his Animals screwed by Evolution which popped randomly in my recommendations last month. Now i watched all the videos and Can't stop

Me

Isn't that was youtube is for?

THIS 👆 Thanks to more recent fossil discoveries we now know that birds and dinosaurs were a lot closer than previously thought. Which is why nowadays birds are no longer seen as derived from therapod dinosaurs but actually a type of dinosaur that happened to survive into the present day. Which is why scientists now consider there to have been two types of dinosaurs - avian and non avian dinosaurs

@@unstoppableExodia Irony is, this was partially solidified with the og Jurassic Park. One of the paleo's who plugged the info into the computers - weight, estimated soft tissue, height, all that - thought the movement of the rex and raptors was familiar, since the program basically analysed the bone shapes and applied the estimated weight and musculature to rig movement, and pulled up a video of a chicken walking.

@@charleenlangley8709 not to mention the kid at the dig site who dismissively said “oh so it’s just a big chicken?” That kid was closer to the truth than the movie would have had us believe as its now believed velociraptors and tyrannosaurs may have had feathers instead of the scaly skin we saw in the movie

@@unstoppableExodia Velicoraptor are already confirmed and t rex likely didn't have feathers since we have found scale impression on them.

On the other hand we know Dinosaurs would be tasty.

@@Tobunari They'd give us mega rona, tho. Dinos, especially the bigger ones, were rife with parasites, and that was just on the OUTSIDE. Imagine the tapeworm a frigging rex or diplodocus could get

Until you remember cassowary exist

I mean realistically why would you *want* giant dangerous animals roaming about

@@charleenlangley8709 similar things can be said for chicken. You need to cook birds to eat em or they’d absolutely ruin you.

Oh yikes I can only imagine

God damn... ... Can you try to describe it??

@@jurassicsmackdown6359 I honestly thought it was a big cat, like a cougar, at first. But we didn't have those out there so it was all the more unsettling... It was loud and not unlike a scream. Imagine an elk call but deeper/gutteral and distressed, and one continuous cry. Absolutely haunting even after finding out what it was.

​@@slimothyjames4577 if i were you i would teleport to mars instantly

@@JoelleCasanof Little kid me definitely did not rest easy that night lol I heard it from my bedroom window as I was getting ready to sleep

I literally don't understand why people still let their kids throw food to birds. . . Like how do you not know NOT to do that

@@iheartjbgccb IKR like if they searched up "do seabirds eat or attack small animals" they would never bring a child under the age of 10 to the beach ever

Not just sea birds either. Never leave your lil dog unattended outside. It's hawk food now.

@@sourpuss5951 who would leave a puppy unattended outside sounds like neglect to me

Even leaving a fully grown German Shepherd at the beach unattended can be bad for it's health insurance if there's birds around.

plus sharks don’t even attack people. when people die from sharks, it’s usually because the shark bit them to check them out, and then let go. but at that point, it’s a little too late and the person ends up bleeding out

Yeah it’s to defend themselves they’re not gonna attack you

@@ghost-hn2lh it's true but still need to be careful tho

@@aqel0008 yes

The real question is, HOW DID THEY GET INTO A FRESHWATER RIVER?

It wasn't a rebrand. There were dinosaurs that were basically the birds and raptors we see today. That brand was theirs, and it still is now.

Yea

Yup.

Night

No he ruins out favorite animals

Or darkens it but yeah definitely

Can confirm as a native in the state (few counties over from Bladenboro). Bobcats also sound similar to screaming women and so do some foxes. But yeah still a weird mystery.

@@margareth6136 stop randomly posting this in the comment section, it's unneeded and rude.

That's sound like a Jaguar but after had eaten human flesh like some tiger did in India and Indonesia.

The "drinking blood" might have been sensationalism because they wanted to sell it as "the vampire beast" (although it's technically not wrong because you _will_ swallow blood if you eat raw meat.)

Killing prey by biting them into skull is a jaguar strategy.

but Simba and Nala would still be cousins at best well, I guess it's allowed in some countries

Which would also explain why Scar was so resentful of Musfasa. He was taking all the females and not sharing with Scar (possibly) Bro was just jealous and wanted the reins after creating a pride *together*

If it fits, I eats

True :'/ A pelican tried to eat the arm of my dad once (my dad was feeding the pelican and then it wen't up his arm to his shoulder,but then gave up ig) My dad didnt get injured tho

He kinda already did. Look up “calling animals anything but their names.”

@@voydcat8089 he needs to do it again. Some ideas I had: Komodo dragon: Toothless, Save 15 % or more on your obituary, Murder Monitor, Genocide Gecko, Steroid Skink. Nile Crocodile: Homicidal log, Danger tree, Divide by hippo Black anaconda: Danger noodle, Murder vine, Sentient muscle, Giant Malicious Love Hose, Your ex (you know, giant snake)

I've seen those videos, and I love them, but I'm talking about the overused common alt-names. I want to hear what he has to say for example about "the majestic sea flap-flap and water pancakes", give us some info on rays, and then give a more apt alt-name for them, like dagger-tail rug and proximity mine.

Jesse, what the fuck are you talking about

@@radekvaverka2853 Save 15% or more on your obituary is an easy winner

Crocodiles

Red foxes too.

Audrey , the way you wrote that comment i imagined you looking like a turkey with 2 huh .." look on your face

Sounds like the kind of thing that's _so_ surprising and out of left field that you don't know how to react, so you just kind of stare at it and think "huh" 😂💀

Makes sense... Those bastards eat anything that fits down their throat.

@@spenjak18 thanks God those bastards are not any bigger than they are right now.

@@princeofqrow3181 *laughs in spinosaurus*

Things like that made me thankful for being a pussy as a kid, I loved throwing fish to pelicans at the zoo but I was didn't hold a fish in my hand for more than one sec because one time a pelican flew very near to me and I think I almost shat my pants

Facts

Scary but good 😭 I can’t watch this video anymore.. it’s to awful after the first facet and I love this channel but this is to much for me

Oh no

Kyubey is disappointed in your recent decisions

Anything's a weapon if you're creative and intelligent enough.

Ahhh, the tried and tested method of hoing for a house.

Holy shit that's kinda badass?

She's....a badass. Wow. Also what happened to her kids?

_Damn,_ girl.

We live better lives now, even with the pandemic, than ever since humans began. I can't belive we've become such wimps since the 50's. The only thing that bothers me is people not doing the bare minimum to stop the pandemic - wash hands, distance, masks, vaccinate, assist poor countries with vaccines. Don't get depressed, Lisa and the Cult Jam 💐

I appreciate the kind words. 💕

@@lisawhereisthecultjam ❤ 🌹 ❤

​@@jayceewedmak9524 I mean not necessarily... today there is much more stress and overwhelm of information than the human brain was designed to handle. not even starting on how you CANT fucking own a home if you are not some rich folks kid. those were hard times yes, but very different, and saying one thing is difficult doesnt invalidate or take away from the other things difficulty level. you cant say that the system didn't fail a looot of people, and that its their fault. with peace and love thats very judgemental and ignorant. sorry had to say this as someone who suffers as well. have a nice day🌈

Well the male was the one gifting the penguin so at least the female wasn’t a prostitute.😐

Omg I used to love that movie I couldn't think of the name for awhile, now that I heard the facts about adelie penguins I'm like wow that's fkd up

Oh dude I'm sorry for your thumb. Hope you recover soon.

So were you smiling at the thought of being a kangaroo in a pond with the 2 of them? jk

@@brandonojeda3206 Thank you.

Fun fact to ruin your day again. In sweden Simbas and Nalas relationship would be legal as our anti incest laws only prohibits parent-child and full siblings to get married. Although you can apply (and be granted premission) to marry someone more closley related than a half sibling 🤢🤢🤮🤮

@@anautisticswede6748 I did not need to know that however you accomplished your goal. The progress to ruining my day has increased by 11%.

Damn he could be her uncle or daddy 😬

Yes because there are only 2 male lions that exist in ALL of Africa. This theory is sooooo stupid. Just because nala's dad wasn't seen in the film doesn't her and simba make related. Hey guys We never see Esmeralda or Phoebus' parents in the hunchback, tHAt MuSt MeAn tHey'Re SiBLinGs. You see how dumb that sounds when applied to anything else? Maybe nala's dad is dead, maybe he's a deadbeat and ran off after she was born. She looks nothing like either Mufasa or Scar. Can we please let this stupid buzzfeed theory die already and come up with something original for a change?

@@prixe12 if that was the case and her dad was an outsider Mufasa and/or Scar would kill her for existing

@@prixe12 mad

@@r.j.penfold not to be that person, but it's fiction, not everything has to be 100% realistic.

I'm terrified of spiders (arachnophobia). Like I get spooked if I even think I see one. At least you don't have to confront your fear on a daily basis if you don't want to. Edit to add; to give you an idea, I can't even do the dishes if a creepy crawly death dealer decides to plop themself over the sink. I had to sleep in the living room when I found a large one in my bedroom and refused to re-enter without someone else there with me for thee days. But yours, I have never heard of it before and I do agree that he should talk about the different ones

I am not afraid of them but I fucking hate snakes. Like I see them and I am pissed

You’re scared of whales? That’s…unusual….

That a new one! I throw up if I see a spider. It’s bad.

Do you know what it is about whales that scare you? And how bad is your phobia, if you don't mind me asking? Could you look at pictures of whales? Or cartoon whales? If you were to look at the Pokémon Wailord would you be just as uncomfortable? I'm genuinely curious.

Well they ARE dinosaurs

Just take a look at birds feet and bodies under the feathers literally exactly that of the carnivorous dinosaurs. I have ducks and the more I have to analyze them to check for wounds etc the more I realize why a chicken is the closest living relative to a T-Rex, very weird anatomy 😅🙃

@@LuShanna A possible missing link between how dinosaurs became bird-sized may be the Therizino, it basically looked like a highly feathered rex (we now know rex wasn't very or at all feathered, though may have been in infancy, since they typically lived in hot climes and were so large they likely didn't need them, the feathered rexes were most likely the Ytyrannus, which lived in or around the poles, which could go cold at certain times), but the Therizino was a (violent) herbivore.

@@eliburry-schnepp6012 they are dinosaur pimps. Pimped out jacket, boots, will slap a b'tch, flocks

@@margareth6136 you mind taking your business somewhere else

Thats Pretty Creative man Good Job :)

These are good ideas. My favorite is him coming up with his own animal. I hope he sees your suggestions.

@@Just-Nikki _Yes_ .

Humans... ow wait, that's a prison. Humans Humans Humans Humans

I have a few Surpingsingly Chill Animals Using biology facts to see who would win a fight between 2 fictional characters

Sure it's rough, but nothing is more final and humiliating than being eaten. I mean you're powering your enemy, and they crap whatever is left of you out.

@T V words to live by

+Uatu Remember: don't threaten to kill the people you hate, threaten to eat them. Someone cuts you off? Chase him down, unhinge your jaw, and swallow him whole like a snake eating an egg on the side of the road for a needed energy boost before work.

@@uatu3021 at least, in terms of being eaten, you usually have no way of overpowering your enemy. In terms of vending machines, it's normally you who causes them to topple over. All because of anger issues. If an afterlife does exist, people will ask a victim of an attack what happened, but they'll probably ask the victim of a vending machine if they're stupid

Vend machine deaths are entirely avoidable, they come from people rocking machines to shake items loose and being crushed.

That’s only because female lions need pain in order to ovulate, so they find that pain kinky. They just have violent post-sploosh clarity.

And that coalitions usually have larger territories and don't kill cubs born to their brothers and cousins. (explains the other cubs from the books, as well as Leo and Mega as other coalition members) Started following the Sabi Sands coalition reports from rangers when the Mapogos were at the end of their reign.

As a black-maned lion, Scar would have been the alpha male, no? Or at least, would have had more females and cubs than Mufasa.

@@RGA301092 That's true. Darker lions are the more attractive to females.

​@@sourpuss5951 the unfortunate side effect of this though is that the black manes would soak in more heat, and that would lead to overheating and even infertility due to that overheating. He would have got more action but his future children would be deepfried before they could even be shot into anyone

You can trust pigeons. Arguably the best bird for a human.

@@bolt4216 they are descendants of dinosaurs but some of them are pretty cool. Crows are super smart and can remember faces and any wrongs done to them. Buzzards and vultures are great bc they help to eliminate animal remains and we wouldn't want a bunch of rotting animals around.

Leave my macaw alone sir.

zefrank and casual geographic are my favorite naturalists