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@CopperNoir
@CopperNoir 12 лет назад
Six people are lacking the necessary arachnophobic intestines to alleviate the anthropological elevation... excuse me, Ella Fitzgerald of these post-fallopian comedic secretions.
@bryanthargrove183
@bryanthargrove183 6 лет назад
Copper Smith Lol.🤣
@randombrokeperson
@randombrokeperson 4 года назад
This was perfect
@viscountrainbows6452
@viscountrainbows6452 4 года назад
The only plebiscite, pardon me, *transvestite,* to astrally project these ovarian mercurials so dastardly. Querulously, I invade the ubiquitous among the schleptographic Moriarity. Savvy?
@Riqsuav1
@Riqsuav1 4 года назад
excuse me, Ella Fitzgerald lmboooooo i cant
@bigstef313
@bigstef313 4 года назад
Dilly Dilly 🤣
@DLloydisDFG
@DLloydisDFG 11 лет назад
Oswald Bates needs to be a battle rapper!
@iceddante
@iceddante 16 лет назад
"Has syphillized the shaft..." hilarious!
@DBR00
@DBR00 Год назад
I loved when Bates “corrects” himself.
@ONLY1KUDWE
@ONLY1KUDWE Год назад
😂
@epcotman32
@epcotman32 9 месяцев назад
You mean prostates himself
@matthewmason5759
@matthewmason5759 12 дней назад
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@ooohgumdrops
@ooohgumdrops 11 лет назад
I crack up every time I can't when Kelly Coffield jumps on the bed I just can't
@kenbuttone8775
@kenbuttone8775 6 лет назад
Christpher waken
@OhHelloSugar
@OhHelloSugar 4 года назад
Kelly was prob the most underrated cast member
@Dablkwid0w2008
@Dablkwid0w2008 3 года назад
Yooo when she hopped on dat bed I HAD A STROKE LAFFIN
@DRACOFURY
@DRACOFURY Год назад
🤣🤣🤣
@jgirlinluv55
@jgirlinluv55 11 месяцев назад
Lol
@PR13STG0RD0
@PR13STG0RD0 14 лет назад
The best movie ever would be Oswald Bates getting out of prison and becoming a teacher. One of those "Life changing teacher" movies.
@fernandojackson7207
@fernandojackson7207 6 лет назад
This video elucidates the fulcrum of my pomposity in a fraternal vivacity of the placental senectitude.
@hananiyahdejudah5643
@hananiyahdejudah5643 2 года назад
That's just beautiful 😅
@Dablkwid0w2008
@Dablkwid0w2008 Год назад
Why somebody say this sound like TI
@VoltairesRevenge
@VoltairesRevenge Год назад
You have substantiated the fecal compounds of my orifice.
@davidgood840
@davidgood840 Год назад
I believe I synergize with your hypotenuse my brother!
@matthewmason5759
@matthewmason5759 12 дней назад
😂😂😂😂😂
@kenfortune1959
@kenfortune1959 6 лет назад
one of the best shows ever put on tv . 10000 percent better than the sh_t on now!!!!
@markswift
@markswift 3 года назад
Current Network TV is unwatchable
@77Avadon77
@77Avadon77 Год назад
seriously. This was the funniest thing ever on tv. Probably will not ever happen again. The Waynes brothers were definitely something special.
@Mathin3D
@Mathin3D Год назад
Twas pretty good - SNL is still king though...
@richlovesfnaf4736
@richlovesfnaf4736 Год назад
@@Mathin3Dno
@Louis-dk2mj
@Louis-dk2mj 10 месяцев назад
Damon was the absolute man, I remember watching these as a child and seeing my mom laugh harder than she ever had before. Only one in his league was Jim.
@felix4321ful
@felix4321ful 3 года назад
I lost it when she said "Oh yes"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@xaviersmith2715
@xaviersmith2715 10 лет назад
Oswald Bates for President
@tinathomas7659
@tinathomas7659 8 лет назад
😂😂😂 just off of the hop on the bed she did and saying "placentitude" I can't...😂
@GoodasFiDem01
@GoodasFiDem01 8 лет назад
Laughed until I nearly died when she hopped right up on the bed AND crossed her legs.... THEN jumped right into the lingo.... Whoooooie yes my eyes watered..... People in the train station in the UK must have thought I was quite mad !!!!
@tinathomas7659
@tinathomas7659 8 лет назад
LOL!!!!!!!!! I tried to l keep my laugh in whilst in this library. It was sooooo hard. I was crying. lol
@Riqsuav1
@Riqsuav1 7 лет назад
And 'Clitoric"
@Tuna685
@Tuna685 Год назад
"Thanks to your programme, I can read my sentence now" Hilarious but even more than that just straight up genius writing. Assuming that's a Keenan bar.
@BIGSEXXY62677
@BIGSEXXY62677 6 лет назад
" The Pancreatic Philosophy!!" LMAO!!! I'm done!! 😂
@TimpossibleOne
@TimpossibleOne Год назад
This is a classic gem of comedy
@tanyachavis2578
@tanyachavis2578 4 года назад
Awesome! I will always love Oswald Bates!
@michaeltruthson6262
@michaeltruthson6262 3 года назад
I am utterly convinced T.I and Chingy are the true acolytes of Oswald Bates.
@jjgreen5206
@jjgreen5206 Год назад
They aren’t as smart though
@VENUS.SE7EN
@VENUS.SE7EN 12 лет назад
ROFLOLMAOO!!! This whole clip is priceless. When she jumped up on that bed I almost fell out the chair!!! "It is the Quasimenstrual. Excuse me, Quasimodo..." "Point taken..." "Flabitis that makes your book sooooo??? Clitoric??" "Oh yes." ROFL!!!!!
@MosMoney187
@MosMoney187 7 лет назад
He got the Air Jordan 5s in jail u know he the man 😂😂😂. Oswald Bates was my guy
@comedianhaze1619
@comedianhaze1619 6 лет назад
MosMoneyENT he constipated his colostomy of his endoplasmic reticulum and obtained them!
@newera5238
@newera5238 4 года назад
@@comedianhaze1619 😂😂😂💀💀👻👻
@ShayBelladonna
@ShayBelladonna 8 лет назад
She got up in that bed tho lol
@davidjackdon1548
@davidjackdon1548 8 лет назад
If that's your real picture,love you're cute.
@ShayBelladonna
@ShayBelladonna 8 лет назад
+David Jackdon thankies
@davidjackdon1548
@davidjackdon1548 8 лет назад
Nah,thank you for blessing my screen.
@ShayBelladonna
@ShayBelladonna 8 лет назад
+David Jackdon 😄
@thebucketmanj8525
@thebucketmanj8525 8 лет назад
+David Jackdon You need Jesus
@shauntaibrowne1826
@shauntaibrowne1826 8 лет назад
I aint no venereal fuddrucker! Lol!
@donniboi23
@donniboi23 6 лет назад
The way david yelled GUARD... lol
@willytheriot8439
@willytheriot8439 Год назад
The first time I saw this I laughed so hard I had a stomach ache.
@SoopremeBeeing
@SoopremeBeeing 11 лет назад
You guys gotta see the bloopers for this skit, so funny!
@Gemini_Billy
@Gemini_Billy 3 года назад
ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-UZpR_YyxgP8.html
@warpnin3
@warpnin3 3 года назад
Hah!! the lady couldn't hop on the bed in one take!
@marquesjohnson6359
@marquesjohnson6359 Год назад
"Pubile".. LMAO 🤣😂 i love in living color it's the funniest sketch comedy show ever Oswald Bates was always my favorite character Damon wayans and Kelly Coffield are comedy gold 😂🤣
@oliveirinha20
@oliveirinha20 12 лет назад
I'm sorry but this must be an improv, because memorise such a messed up text it's so difficult. One way or another MAD PROPS to Damon Wayans Sr. and all of the cast of In Living Color who inspirate me for such a long time! :D
@kierredestiny2
@kierredestiny2 3 года назад
The way Barbara hopped up in the bed tho.. 😂😂😂
@DRACOFURY
@DRACOFURY Год назад
*Man I Miss This Show*
@onoringo
@onoringo 16 лет назад
i like how he sits there all rag dollish
@Dablkwid0w2008
@Dablkwid0w2008 13 лет назад
THE FUGG...Barbara Bush hopped her ass up on dat damn bunk LOOOL
@Lorenzo1950
@Lorenzo1950 4 года назад
The flatulence of the rectitude has disemboweled the carnivorous fortitude of the last consignment.
@uppityglivestockian
@uppityglivestockian Год назад
In Living Color was hilariously funny as in funny. It bested SNL, easily, in its first three years on the air. I can name nearly all the characters that routinely had us howling. I miss it.
@Mathin3D
@Mathin3D Год назад
Oh, pulease! This show was good and ended earlier than hoped for. But better than SNL? SNL is an institution!!!
@uppityglivestockian
@uppityglivestockian Год назад
@@Mathin3D A mental institution. It's first two and half years were groundbreaking, but then it started downhill with occasional reprieves with fresh blood like Crystal, Murphy, Hartman, Murray, McDonald, Farley but it has not been an institution of humor for at least 25 stinking years. Michaels the Marxist who may or may not know it, should've folded up the tent 20 years ago. Talk about a bitter clinger.
@normaforsyth7950
@normaforsyth7950 Год назад
Here we go. Why does it have to be either or? Both were very funny. When ILC came out, there was a sort of lull in SNL. But SNL has been here forever and was around before and after ILC. They are both brilliant shows, both hilarious in what they do. I know my life has been richer bc of BOTH.
@uppityglivestockian
@uppityglivestockian Год назад
​@@normaforsyth7950 The only reason SNL is still around is because someone in a high place with enough sway is sentimental for it, not because it's funny. It was funny in its first few seasons. If it were any other show it would've been replaced long, long ago. Objective truth is far more important than politically contrived equivalency. Have a nice day.
@normaforsyth7950
@normaforsyth7950 Год назад
@@uppityglivestockian I was there for both and though I felt it was less funny after all original characters left, it got good, again, as time went by. It just makes NO sense to compare a 48 season show to a 5 season show deciding one HAS to be better than the other. I mean, one could say the same about ILC - that its was funny in its first few seasons (because it only had a few seasons.) Point is, theres no need for people to constantly act like only one thing can be great or that one HAS to be better than another. Saying ILC was hilarious doesn't have to mean the humor of the 70s and 80s or beyond SNL was not as good. Just saying "ILC was hilarious" is fine.
@KerkinWayno
@KerkinWayno 9 лет назад
That white lady is very funny she always nails her roles down to the T wonder why she never attempted to do a real play? Oswald is LOL funny
@misstantrix
@misstantrix 7 лет назад
Wayno Soze KELLY Coffield
@celzyjr
@celzyjr 7 лет назад
Wayno Soze I remember her on an episode of Martin when her & Hustleman were wedding planners! 😂
@alluringbliss4165
@alluringbliss4165 4 года назад
She also played in Scary Movie 1
@ThokoXaba
@ThokoXaba 4 года назад
Wayno Soze You ever see her episode in Martin as the wedding planner? Some of the funniest shit ever!!!
@TheExplosivePants
@TheExplosivePants 12 лет назад
a world, oh yes, a world
@dancumbe
@dancumbe 9 лет назад
Sounds like Jaden Smith
@MissNayNay
@MissNayNay 9 лет назад
Rabid Dingo lol!
@yuNGDeLaPhoNtE
@yuNGDeLaPhoNtE 5 лет назад
More like Orange TrumP
@Rameus
@Rameus 5 лет назад
yuNGDeLaPhoNtE, Orange Man Bad! Beep.......Boop.......Beep......Beep......Boop......Beep!
@bingrim
@bingrim 6 лет назад
"Gentrification" is new big word of the day lol. Also "Vibranium" 😂😂😂
@warpnin3
@warpnin3 6 лет назад
Now use those two in one sentence, and then come around to collect your degree.
@Msip12
@Msip12 12 лет назад
My brain hurts and then I read the comments and my brain hurts even more but this is funny XD
@jerryadamsjr2201
@jerryadamsjr2201 Год назад
This still cracks me up just like first time live
@sincere1487
@sincere1487 6 лет назад
I can read my sentence now,triple life with no hope for parole,David Alan grie - congratulations lmfao
@talkdattrashimmapullyacard4396
Sincere Supreme 😂👍
@vanillabeans32087
@vanillabeans32087 Год назад
Good lord I think I talk like this guy when I'm drunk
@OptimisticPrime1
@OptimisticPrime1 Год назад
Dr. Umar Johnson that you? 🤣🤣🤣
@EasPoetloveWater
@EasPoetloveWater 6 лет назад
This character was very funny!
@marcusparks
@marcusparks 16 лет назад
Some of the funniest stuff ever!!!
@energ8t
@energ8t 6 лет назад
“Ah, exactly... pubile” Hahaha
@aRedRogue
@aRedRogue 10 месяцев назад
I've just come here to do a deep dive on Kamala Harris' speech writer. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@eddieavilia2299
@eddieavilia2299 10 месяцев назад
Oswald needs his movie.
@Alan_Page
@Alan_Page 8 лет назад
And later Oswald went on to proctologize the colostomy that constipates the deepest bowels of the Black Lives Matter movement.
@BChan1991
@BChan1991 7 лет назад
mrrusss simply dividing the realitude....ahem, excuse me....LONGITUDE of the dynamic aquarius function invalidates your statement
@HamboneyGamezYT
@HamboneyGamezYT 5 лет назад
True shit..yo dats real dawg
@thisislaflaretv5250
@thisislaflaretv5250 3 года назад
@will walker lol
@michaeltruthson6262
@michaeltruthson6262 3 года назад
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂yooooooooo
@drewnoword5391
@drewnoword5391 3 года назад
He showed TI the light lmao
@HamboneyGamezYT
@HamboneyGamezYT 3 года назад
This is the best thing in life!!! Comedy gold
@BlaccBoii
@BlaccBoii 13 лет назад
Please, allow me to pontificate... as I regurgitate... verbiage retained in my medulla oblongata.
@michaelangeloright9394
@michaelangeloright9394 5 лет назад
In Living Color ... Not POLITICALLY correct. Love it
@biped19
@biped19 14 лет назад
"barbra bush doing her part against illiteracy." That is because reading is fallopian.
@TheMagnificentMongoSlade
@TheMagnificentMongoSlade Год назад
This is literally CNN, MSNBC, ESPN, AND Comedy Central in 2022
@krisscanlon4051
@krisscanlon4051 3 года назад
My fav Mr Damon Wayans...doing a Norm Crosby bit but with an urban slant😂...the cast is beyond hilarious 😂
@MegaPsycho84
@MegaPsycho84 4 года назад
Too funny for words. Beyond funny Lmaoooooooooo
@OgDj2024
@OgDj2024 Год назад
Classic!
@JMyoutube1
@JMyoutube1 Год назад
This man was Kamal Harris mentor.
@j.r.8592
@j.r.8592 3 года назад
I miss this show😢
@courageousfire
@courageousfire 10 месяцев назад
But WHY did she "understand" him?? That's the scariest part😂😅
@DeadBoy665
@DeadBoy665 4 года назад
That chronic got him.
@mrg1534
@mrg1534 Месяц назад
Oswald met someone on his level 😂
@PR13STG0RD0
@PR13STG0RD0 14 лет назад
This HAS TO be made into a reality! Get Keenan and Damon's agent on the phone!
@erikafigueroa5128
@erikafigueroa5128 4 года назад
I loved this character hysterically funny. In his mind he is the most intellectual person ever, you can't convince him otherwise. Sadly we have entered in era where being an intellectual is considered a bad thing and comparing them to poor Mr. Bates.
@blastradius9136
@blastradius9136 2 года назад
I think we live in an era where intellectual dishonesty and manipulation is considered a bad thing
@shaylawashington3639
@shaylawashington3639 3 года назад
The way she hopped on that bed though lol
@wethepeople5411
@wethepeople5411 4 года назад
This was fun and everyone laughed.This would never fly in our NEW politically correct world.
@bfjim76
@bfjim76 13 лет назад
The judge on So You Think You Can Dance...Lil C, reminds me of Oswald every time, using big words completely out of context.
@lion037
@lion037 5 месяцев назад
"Way off." 🤣🤣🤣
@puma421
@puma421 5 лет назад
Oswald reminds me of my brother........he confuses his dam self
@Dablkwid0w2008
@Dablkwid0w2008 3 года назад
🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀
@BrainChild1984
@BrainChild1984 12 лет назад
Oswald Bates 2016
@talkdattrashimmapullyacard4396
BrainChild1984 2018 till the end of time 😄
@dshoneybuns
@dshoneybuns 13 лет назад
OH yes a world of nocturnal...commissions... lawl
@tony--pajamas
@tony--pajamas 13 лет назад
I ain't no venerial fudrucker
@kurojin97
@kurojin97 14 лет назад
lol @ how she jumps onto the top "bunk" hahahaha
@MoonLanta
@MoonLanta 6 лет назад
RIP Babs.
@mswv1
@mswv1 2 года назад
Why Barbara Bush jump up there like that 😂😂😂😂😂
@truestdude
@truestdude 15 лет назад
its so funny cause he b swearing up n down he droppn knowledge on yo ass man classic sht! LOL!
@goblinracing1
@goblinracing1 11 лет назад
PUBILE!!! LOL
@RonnieGorotto
@RonnieGorotto 2 года назад
Hassan Campbell with the gestures. Lmao
@233kid
@233kid 13 лет назад
while he was my teacher I was taught how to "emanibatize" and "conjugate the bowels of society"!!
@Rameus
@Rameus 5 лет назад
Urethra Franklin's funeral brought me here.
@georgedelorean344
@georgedelorean344 5 лет назад
Man i miss this show.
@HappySMilesforJoy
@HappySMilesforJoy 12 лет назад
Remember when Fox had people on Sunday night TV. Now its ANIMATION SUNDAY I was OK with just The Simpson's and Family Guy.
@K05H
@K05H 6 лет назад
Michael Eric Dyson brought me here.
@thelatelatelatelateshow
@thelatelatelatelateshow Год назад
Ah, exactly! Pubile!
@mokahquincy71
@mokahquincy71 14 лет назад
"A World of Nocturnal Commissions"
@warpnin3
@warpnin3 3 года назад
Ooh, yes..
@YusufGinnah
@YusufGinnah 3 года назад
That dude reads like: Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV. 😂🤣🤣👍🏼
@TheZayzkidd3
@TheZayzkidd3 6 лет назад
He should do a movie based on this... LIFE Part 2 (With Eddie Murphy and Martin).
@gsxrboi1000
@gsxrboi1000 5 лет назад
He reminds me of T.I
@HamboneyGamezYT
@HamboneyGamezYT 5 лет назад
Yo..on my word son...them nocturnal commisions be real...like the perverberation of colostapation have attributed to the adjusted growth income and therefore trickled down to the economic populous of our nation...
@tillmandavid9448
@tillmandavid9448 5 лет назад
See,my brother That's where the mistake is mostly made for as you see:The placentatude of the nocturnal Fuddruckers CLEARLY goes in the vaginal cavity,um exucuse me, clarity of the symplistic, sorry again I just got up, Stylistics of where the Antibiotic menstrual system would be.Which would be located in the continent of Chicago Illinois!
@HamboneyGamezYT
@HamboneyGamezYT 5 лет назад
@@tillmandavid9448 ah yes the chitown continent has deploriated my platitude..and therefore my circumsitional proverbs are miscongeniated...
@tillmandavid9448
@tillmandavid9448 5 лет назад
@@HamboneyGamezYT then THAT means,my brotha, you have to warm up your Estatic, I'm sorry,Eazy-E to the transaction of the placenta or vicenta depending on where the hemoridial is located whether in the angina or vagina, cause to casterate, exucuse me,castor oil would factulize what the Greek phylisopher Archie Bunker was talking about!NAAMEAN!
@AScentOfPhoenix
@AScentOfPhoenix 2 года назад
This small 2 minute clip summarizes the conscious community and hotep hustlers - a bunch of talk and fancy words that say nothing.
@warpnin3
@warpnin3 5 лет назад
recticatellity... i have to use this one asap!
@sandingtools9539
@sandingtools9539 5 лет назад
😂😂😂
@beaviii3755
@beaviii3755 7 лет назад
the...hemmorroidal ramification of my colonoscopy retroactivates the fallopian gastrointestine, therefore coagulating on the sphinctoral lobotomy, ergo the conflagration juxtaposes in conjunction with a venerial fuddrucker...
@BChan1991
@BChan1991 7 лет назад
beaviii37 ah indeed....unless you then quantify the myopic platypus quandary
@VoltairesRevenge
@VoltairesRevenge Год назад
Touché…or rather I should say douché, my brotha’.
@albundy6008
@albundy6008 4 года назад
He sounds like every "woke" 20-something liberal on every college campus in America.
@gkprivate433
@gkprivate433 3 года назад
i am an old guy now at 64 and I love and totally get what you wrote
@StarWarsMoments
@StarWarsMoments 2 года назад
Like you went to college.
@albundy6008
@albundy6008 2 года назад
@@StarWarsMoments as a matter of fact, I did.
@mfm4205
@mfm4205 Год назад
@@albundy6008 sure you did, groomer. he actually sounds like every "smart" republican groomer, i mean christian. hell, based on getting everything wrong, he'd be another bush (dubya). but keep defending pedohpiles, groomer.
@feliciajenkins5041
@feliciajenkins5041 2 года назад
Point taken🤣
@CultureIncChicago
@CultureIncChicago 7 лет назад
Ya unnerstand....
@grandolf
@grandolf Месяц назад
It’s Terrence Howard on Rogan
@lawrencemichael775
@lawrencemichael775 5 лет назад
Oh my God, this is Kanye West!!
@interalia5225
@interalia5225 2 года назад
Oswald bates
@dme1016
@dme1016 6 лет назад
Cornell West.
@Bigboy-tp2vm
@Bigboy-tp2vm 2 года назад
Still more understandable then a Biden speech.
@jeebuscrise4482
@jeebuscrise4482 Год назад
Trump lost. Because of you personally.
@hukujones6877
@hukujones6877 10 месяцев назад
Your mother
@lifeisinserthere
@lifeisinserthere 11 месяцев назад
They don't mention it in the video but twenty years later Oswald becomes a professor at an elite inner city institution and awards his top student with a PhD... Dr. Kanye West
@Bsgrundle
@Bsgrundle 11 лет назад
Malapropism X
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