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Our President Is An Old Man Yelling On His Lawn 

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The only way Donald Trump could have looked crazier at Tuesday's presser is if he was fielding questions from a cloud.
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@BdR76
@BdR76 7 лет назад
5:20 Trump: "have I ever told you I've got great memory?" press: "in fact yes sir, yes you have."
@gorrillawarfair
@gorrillawarfair 7 лет назад
BdR76 he must've forgot.
@tureytaino2785
@tureytaino2785 7 лет назад
Many, many times.
@sagerider2
@sagerider2 7 лет назад
J good one.
@JaBarge303
@JaBarge303 7 лет назад
Please vote in 2018 it's our only hope!
@LexyLuv82
@LexyLuv82 7 лет назад
terpentine Definitely Agree!!
@jordanpardue2615
@jordanpardue2615 7 лет назад
2018?
@thatguywhowearsblack
@thatguywhowearsblack 7 лет назад
Trump credits himself with a great memory in regards to a soldier's name on a chart right in front of him. Welcome to the Dumb Ages everyone.
@dianeowen5258
@dianeowen5258 7 лет назад
thatguywho - and in claiming that, he again insults the widow Johnson by implying she is a liar.
@squamishfish
@squamishfish 7 лет назад
Yes he has a Great Memory! he remembers he could not be drafted during Vietnam because of a bad foot ,, But when asked which foot it was he could not remember
@squamishfish
@squamishfish 7 лет назад
LOL and on the pussy grabbing part his Press Secretary Sarah Huckleberry who claims to be a Christian defends that comment ., so it would seem to me that it would be ok for Trump to be like that around her Children
@DavidTeerTheBackyardUfologist
@DavidTeerTheBackyardUfologist 7 лет назад
thatguywhowearsblack cannot help if you believe fake news. He didn't do that. Why believe this propaganda!? Fall for the divide and conquer then. SMH hope you awaken!
@patrickfoley4990
@patrickfoley4990 7 лет назад
+Rick Hiller Dear Poor brainwashed person you read too much Fusion G P S
@guilemaigre14
@guilemaigre14 7 лет назад
"Any man who must say 'I am the king' is no true king" - Tywin Lannister. "Any man who must say 'I am very intelligent' is not intelligent" - Dunning & kruger - 1999
@MakeWay4CJ
@MakeWay4CJ 7 лет назад
Ha! I was just thinking about that quote.....especially since Trump is acting like the grown up version of Joffrey! Well spoken sir! Well spoken!!!!
@impunitythebagpuss
@impunitythebagpuss 5 лет назад
And a very stable genius...lol...cofefe...
@sandraspengler4740
@sandraspengler4740 7 лет назад
The first and biggest crowd ever on the White House lawn watching a president yelling that he has mastered flashcards. I would love to see his ivy league grades
@helmsdeep84
@helmsdeep84 7 лет назад
he got into an ivy league school because of daddy
@coolhari2000
@coolhari2000 7 лет назад
helmsdeep84 Which one did he go to & will he release his grades ?
@hadewill7363
@hadewill7363 7 лет назад
coolhari2000 Wharton, University of Pennsylvania
@coolhari2000
@coolhari2000 7 лет назад
Chaz Wiltern Nice! That's def bigly school where the best words are used.
@lovepie5033
@lovepie5033 7 лет назад
They might have given him standing ovation but before meeting Mitch MCconnel made all Senators promise to not throw their shoes at his face. But still Mitch couldn't stop protester from throwing Russian flags at Trumpty Dumpty 😂
@bigdaddy8729
@bigdaddy8729 7 лет назад
That turtle bitch is past his expiry date
@Christoph1990
@Christoph1990 7 лет назад
‚I‘m a very intelligent person‘ -no intelligent person ever
@camelsheit_on_the_walls446
@camelsheit_on_the_walls446 7 лет назад
The persons believing it... even less intelligent
@Cudgeon
@Cudgeon 7 лет назад
He always says: I'm like a very intelligent person' So yeah, he doesn't even manage that sentence.
@benenemy
@benenemy 7 лет назад
it is absolutely incredible to me that anyone would believe DT ist an intelligent person. You can instantly tell how insecure he is about his low IQ himself when he says stuff like that.
@gennadyreshetnikov5948
@gennadyreshetnikov5948 7 лет назад
The more knowledge you possess the more you understand how little you know. Trump thinks he knows almost everything.
@gennadyreshetnikov5948
@gennadyreshetnikov5948 7 лет назад
More correct question is: "Are you born in an extremely wealthy family where one million is considered a small loan?"
@dude37
@dude37 7 лет назад
"The press makes me more uncivil than I am." No, that would be your Twitter account.
@oxford14
@oxford14 6 лет назад
TWITLER
@louisegibson2356
@louisegibson2356 5 лет назад
hahahaha
@russmartin9549
@russmartin9549 5 лет назад
He appears, breathing, alive. That makes him look stupid
@logicalamerican
@logicalamerican 7 лет назад
"I'm a very intelligent person" is not something intelligent people generally say.
@missjonz
@missjonz 7 лет назад
Briar Horn exactly!!!
@multitudeofidols
@multitudeofidols 7 лет назад
Reminds me of the rule of filmmaking: show, don't tell.
@zetsutsuletsu2034
@zetsutsuletsu2034 7 лет назад
A wise man knows he doesn't know much.
@MunchkinJax
@MunchkinJax 7 лет назад
Briar Horn I mean, I can see what they're trying to say, but its also one of those things were I myself have said that about myself only because I was sick and tired of being called a moron by people
@DinaLydia
@DinaLydia 6 лет назад
"I'm an excellent driver." ~ Rainman
@TheMrTW
@TheMrTW 7 лет назад
Crazy old man yelling on the front lawn with nuclear codes
@sagerider2
@sagerider2 7 лет назад
I'm sure if he could remember them. But darn the house keepers keep wiping it off the table. What's up with that?
@wolfheathenoverwatch87
@wolfheathenoverwatch87 7 лет назад
It's been a year since the election. If nuclear war was actually a possibility, you would've noticed by now.
@jalpat2272
@jalpat2272 7 лет назад
i am not sure he even he remember his house address
@orp0piru
@orp0piru 7 лет назад
A white ricist.
@cityfan1821
@cityfan1821 7 лет назад
Wolfheathen Overwatch North Korea threatening to go to war with us any day now isn't noticeable enough?
@platinumboii4365
@platinumboii4365 7 лет назад
A king who must shout he is king. Is no king.
@blammers
@blammers 7 лет назад
Someone needs to feed him more pie...
@KhoaLe-jm4sv
@KhoaLe-jm4sv 7 лет назад
"Any man who must say, "I am the king" is no true king." - Tywin Lannister
@awddfg
@awddfg 7 лет назад
freedomain'tcheap ! *_Oh shit you people._*
@heyokavpeace1050
@heyokavpeace1050 7 лет назад
V G I Feel You On That Logic 👍
@jordanabeaulieu2530
@jordanabeaulieu2530 7 лет назад
freedomain'tcheap ! People who always throw homophobic slurs around might be closeted gays themselves! Just saying!
@TheGeneralThings
@TheGeneralThings 7 лет назад
5:42 "That's why everyone calls me 'the elephant in the room', cuz my memory is so good." Best line! And so underrated 😂😂
@dizdizzle4143
@dizdizzle4143 7 лет назад
I'm offended that he compared rice to Mike Pence. How dare you insult such a delicious grain and compare it to that white, bland troll
@adeer87
@adeer87 7 лет назад
Diz Dizzle Are we talking bleached white rice or whole grain rice? 🤔
@derinedala5032
@derinedala5032 7 лет назад
Rice is highly versatile and acts to keep poor people alive and healthy.
@dizdizzle4143
@dizdizzle4143 7 лет назад
Have you seen Mr. angry's comment
@giampaolofini1535
@giampaolofini1535 7 лет назад
Rice is very bland, though. It tastes like fluffy nothing cylinders of starch unless you season it, put sauce on it, etc.
@dizdizzle4143
@dizdizzle4143 7 лет назад
I think, just like white people, I can say whatever I want about your race because your ancestors spent an eternity on killing, torturing and conquering people with melanin in their skin. But I'm just a guy on the internet
@subhajitdeysarkar9724
@subhajitdeysarkar9724 7 лет назад
So he read the name from a chart? That is not called remembering.
@subhajitdeysarkar9724
@subhajitdeysarkar9724 7 лет назад
Smileyrie James Yes, he has his brand of alternate facts and alternate reality, so maybe he doesn't think that he missed the mark.
@ubrneyedgurl
@ubrneyedgurl 7 лет назад
Subhajit Deysarkar I just giggled when he said that, all in the same breath as saying how great his memory is....smdh
@ThomasKnip
@ThomasKnip 7 лет назад
Of course it is! You still have to remember where the chart is. XD
@camelsheit_on_the_walls446
@camelsheit_on_the_walls446 7 лет назад
I keep expecting trump's ego will explode one beautifully sad day..
@ajadrew
@ajadrew 7 лет назад
Wouldn't it be brilliant if he just disappeared in a cloud of dust accompanied by a small fart on the WH lawn!! The world wouldn't stop laughing..;-)))
@camelsheit_on_the_walls446
@camelsheit_on_the_walls446 7 лет назад
ajadrew Oh yes! I would celebrate and snort covfefe all day long..
@ajadrew
@ajadrew 7 лет назад
camelshit.....great coz I've got the best, most amazingly bigly bags of covfefe for sale!
@camelsheit_on_the_walls446
@camelsheit_on_the_walls446 7 лет назад
Smileyrie James That is so. Right now however, your profile picture put a smile on my face.
@eleanor7658
@eleanor7658 7 лет назад
Comparing Pence to white rice is such an insult to rice. Many people actually like rice.
@sagerider2
@sagerider2 7 лет назад
I prefer brown or wild rice. Unfortunately, I can't get wild rice any more. What's up with that?
@nopo8011
@nopo8011 7 лет назад
Cubans have rice with everything
@shaebrown2259
@shaebrown2259 7 лет назад
Eleanor Ng 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@FrostyButter
@FrostyButter 7 лет назад
Add some chicken stock, onion, cilantro...
@hootenanny58
@hootenanny58 7 лет назад
... Compared with the pillock Pence, you have a better chance of finding intelligence in a bowl of rice.
@metfan4l
@metfan4l 7 лет назад
Thank god that pinky was censored in case any children were watching.
@Curyous
@Curyous 7 лет назад
They censored it because it means different things in different countries and could be offensive. Same as middle finger means nothing usually outside of English speaking countries.
@a10.
@a10. 7 лет назад
I assure you that nowadays middle finger means the same thing nearly everywhere. But yeah.
@gregorypierson8232
@gregorypierson8232 7 лет назад
That was done to protect the GOP from insult--for that's how small their penises are--or the size of the GOP women's clits--just saying . . . hee-hee-hee.
@thebeardedjab4142
@thebeardedjab4142 7 лет назад
lol, yeah, if it wasnt my kids would be flashing their pinky fingers all over the place, whipping it out in public, signing the letter "J" with it. The humanity!
@justfetus
@justfetus 7 лет назад
Chris Collins, Colbert has done that finger-up-the-butt gesture countless times before. This was the first time they've censored his pinky.
@gavsky23
@gavsky23 7 лет назад
I could listen to Stephen's Donald impression all night...
@DoomJoy666
@DoomJoy666 7 лет назад
best memory, forgets to sign legislation
@Oohmymymy
@Oohmymymy 7 лет назад
DoomJoy666 Well that's a good thing
@agriperma
@agriperma 7 лет назад
He forgets what he said in a previous tweet, when they were passing out brains, he thought they said trains, and he has been riding ever since.
@trapezeable
@trapezeable 7 лет назад
We are long overdue for the Big Furry Hat segment.
@chrisose
@chrisose 7 лет назад
Trump is the personification of the Dunning-Kruger effect.
@AnkushMudgal0396
@AnkushMudgal0396 7 лет назад
That's what I've been telling ppl since he first started his campaign.
@ChrisSmith-tu9bu
@ChrisSmith-tu9bu 7 лет назад
chrisose true
@carolinemaybe
@carolinemaybe 7 лет назад
If it was only him suffering from it but it’s 38% is full of it too.
@Immortalbob
@Immortalbob 7 лет назад
ooo science burn
@catherineleary9462
@catherineleary9462 7 лет назад
chrisose He really is. When "regular" people overestimate their abilities, it can be dangerous. When the president of the United States does the same, it can get us all blown to kingdom come.
@kylestubbs8867
@kylestubbs8867 7 лет назад
That’s the really sad part. Donald Trump isn’t just contradicting facts put up by scientists and experts, he’s also contradicting things _he himself wrote down!!!_
@Gottenhimfella
@Gottenhimfella 7 лет назад
It's like global warming: he believes in it absolutely, when it suits his purpose. Google "Trump's other wall"
@GuruGodPlays
@GuruGodPlays 7 лет назад
I love how he claims the media portrays him in a bad light, but he has unfiltered 24/7 access to twitter to embarrass himself endlessly.... It's almost as if he honestly thinks what he says on twitter has no relation to reality.
@sagerider2
@sagerider2 7 лет назад
I fear, more likely his Dunning-Kruger mind can't realize how stupid he sounds on twitter. Covfefe.
@ubrneyedgurl
@ubrneyedgurl 7 лет назад
GuruGodPlays that's it....you just solved the mystery. Thank you! He Truly does not relate his twitter responses to reality.
@phoenixXchannel
@phoenixXchannel 7 лет назад
I think he tries to reassure his base of his intelligence.... because they obviously don't have any to speak of! What a psychopath!
@LeesaDeAndrea
@LeesaDeAndrea 7 лет назад
Bless Barack Obama.
@MICHGO1
@MICHGO1 6 лет назад
HANDLED THE NEGATIVE LIKE AN ADULT.
@roberttrail7013
@roberttrail7013 7 лет назад
This is a man who forgot to sign two Executive Orders in which he was holding a ceremony just to sign them, so yes, I can imagine him not remembering to read the soldier's name off of a chart.
@weiyuchen5601
@weiyuchen5601 7 лет назад
It's really funny. But very depressing in afterthoughts.
@KingOfMadCows
@KingOfMadCows 7 лет назад
The Republicans got a lot of pointers from Melania on how to fake an O with Trump.
@cyrilchukwudi8880
@cyrilchukwudi8880 7 лет назад
KingOfMadCows hahaha
@CarcalV
@CarcalV 7 лет назад
image actually having sex with trump. it’s like fucking bacteria.
@fayguled900
@fayguled900 7 лет назад
William Stewart You believe that but Trump and russia is a nothing burger right? Biased much?
@torihairston9439
@torihairston9439 7 лет назад
Awwwwwww snap lol 🤣😳
@PatPrika42
@PatPrika42 7 лет назад
OOOOOOO
@Amy-yf5qs
@Amy-yf5qs 7 лет назад
"Any man who has to say 'I am the king' is no true king" -Tywin Lannister ...And Any man who calls themselves intelligent is not intelligent (but they are the president of the United States)
@EridianX
@EridianX 7 лет назад
Did no one tell Trump that if you have to tell people you are intelligent, you probably aren't?
@suewonjp
@suewonjp 7 лет назад
Imagine Obama saying "I went to Ivy league school, ... I am very intelligent...". We would've thought WTF was wrong about him. Trump doesn't even understand how stupid that kind of elementary school bragging would sound
@saywhat8515
@saywhat8515 7 лет назад
Imagine Obama was actually born in the USA, imagine Obama wasn't a Muslim, imagine Hillary never sold uranium to Russia. See I can do it too libtards.
@hadewill7363
@hadewill7363 7 лет назад
say what & Let me imagine you having a brain... sorry. Can't do it.
@duhmzdaih
@duhmzdaih 7 лет назад
I'm imagining that dude, and they still would be more intelligent than the orange moron.
@sqkerg9528
@sqkerg9528 7 лет назад
@say what Why do you think that any of those things are actually true?
@saywhat8515
@saywhat8515 7 лет назад
Suewon Bahng lizard LMFAO ok libtard, all I hear is bla bla bla I'm a libtard. Fucking clown, Hillary will look good in Orange hey. Hahahahaha.
@traxnada
@traxnada 7 лет назад
So after the middle finger, I now see that the pinky is also unfit for american television? Good thing you guys have trump to make sure nothing shocking gets to viewers! :)
@johnyliltoe
@johnyliltoe 7 лет назад
I'm starting to think it's part of an attempt to be funny. That blurring does nothing. Perhaps it makes it easier to imagine where that finger is going, but that's about it.
@regmunday8354
@regmunday8354 7 лет назад
Idiotic wasn't it?
@EvilMonkeyReturns
@EvilMonkeyReturns 7 лет назад
Didn't you hear? If you flip the pinky... holy cow, words I just cannot even type, they're so offensive.
@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 7 лет назад
I hear "crunkle"and "pimhole" are two of them, but after that it's just too disgusting for interpretation - let alone translation
@ShadyShadok
@ShadyShadok 7 лет назад
well it worked...I burst out laughing when they blurred that
@TheModernInvestor
@TheModernInvestor 7 лет назад
Omfg I love America.... They blurred out the pinky finger lmao !
@aForkfulOfGold
@aForkfulOfGold 7 лет назад
Ridiculous, right? I didn't know whether I should laugh or be sad when I saw it.
@pgmorse
@pgmorse 7 лет назад
Both. How pathetic we are. There are obscenities coming out of this administration hourly.... words, actions, policies... and we aren't able to withstand the pinky finger.
@swansonnnn
@swansonnnn 7 лет назад
That's a new one for me, even as an American.
@Sapheiorus
@Sapheiorus 7 лет назад
I'm a rather "politically correct" kind of guy and even > I < don't understand why they had to censor that.
@waypointb
@waypointb 7 лет назад
To be fair that kinda makes it funnier. But knowing censors I'm not sure if that was on purpose.
@tylerkochman1007
@tylerkochman1007 7 лет назад
Two scoops of ice cream is also somewhere on his food pyramid
@MICHGO1
@MICHGO1 6 лет назад
AND McDONALDS.
@bridgettleigh2912
@bridgettleigh2912 5 лет назад
Hamburders
@logicalamerican
@logicalamerican 7 лет назад
"Republican Love-Fest" sounds like the name of the worst attended music festival in U.S. history.
@Gottenhimfella
@Gottenhimfella 7 лет назад
It evokes the communal mating practices of naked mole rats. tinyurl.com/y776xw9z Except they're cuter.
@hazukichanx408
@hazukichanx408 5 лет назад
It's also an oxymoron. Republicans and Love are like matter and anti-matter... if ever the two should meet, they will obliterate one another in a huge, devastating explosion. o.o
@russmartin9549
@russmartin9549 5 лет назад
It'd be an orgy in grime, crime and slime
@AsFewFalseThingsAsPossible
@AsFewFalseThingsAsPossible 7 лет назад
4.30 He still gets the name wrong !!! It's La David not Le David.... Trump clearly says "Le" as in Le Moron.
@jpeg398
@jpeg398 7 лет назад
when you are not American but still watch the show lol
@generalgamer50
@generalgamer50 7 лет назад
Hey! I'm very high in Arizona and I still don't like Trump!
@raizriyal84
@raizriyal84 7 лет назад
Omg, this guy killing the show (trump).. damn, love this fella.. from Sri Lanka :)
@dududski
@dududski 7 лет назад
months passed and trump is still providing jokes for comedians, this will never get old.
@colonelquack
@colonelquack 7 лет назад
He knows all the best words.
@chapdattext3167
@chapdattext3167 7 лет назад
for a comedian
@tomstrutt6754
@tomstrutt6754 7 лет назад
Especially the words "I" and "best".
@errorusernamenotfound9013
@errorusernamenotfound9013 7 лет назад
Love you Stephen!
@mihamikola7588
@mihamikola7588 7 лет назад
Johny Carson was the all around king of late night, Letterman was the best interwiever, but you Stephen...your monologs are absolute fu*king fire! Keep up the good work!
@kwokmanchung
@kwokmanchung 7 лет назад
Do intelligent people go around telling others, "I went to an Ivy League college... i'm a very intelligent person..."? #ImpeachDonaldTrump #DonaldForPrison2017
@arre3591
@arre3591 7 лет назад
Kwokman Chung #impeachhillary
@kwokmanchung
@kwokmanchung 7 лет назад
222 - Criticize Hillary all you want. She's horrible, but it's not an excuse to support Donald Trump, who is infinitely worse than Hillary and Obama combined. Donald Trump is a dotard, a self-serving moron, a liar, a con man, a thief, an adulterer, a bigot, a racist, a traitor, and I say this as a life-time conservative republican who had always voted for conservative republicans until 2016 when the republican candidate was a classless soulless con man.
@kwokmanchung
@kwokmanchung 7 лет назад
1099, don't you bring God into this mess you've created. What you say about Hillary and Obama have been debunked repeatedly. Donald Trump lies every day for no good reason. Truth just doesn't matter to him. You have to be willfully ignorant to not see that. 2000 years ago, Jews picked Barabbas over Jesus. Today, American Christians have chosen Donald Trump over Jesus Christ. Christians who support Donald Trump are a disgrace to the shed blood of Jesus Christ.
@kwokmanchung
@kwokmanchung 7 лет назад
Joreggy, what do you know about Ivy League? What do you know about intelligence? Do you know that both Bushes went to Yale, Barack Obama went to Columbia and Harvard Law School and Bill Clinton went to Yale Law School? If you don't know, maybe it's because they don't brag about it repeatedly on TV. One trait of intelligent people is that they don't go around telling others that they're intelligent. President George W. Bush had been portrayed by the media as a dumb person for 8 years and he never needed to tell anyone that he's better than other people, because intelligent people don't do that. Let alone the president of the United States. Donald Trump is a living testimony that dumb people can study at Ivy League schools too. #ImpeachDonaldTrump
@gsherlock
@gsherlock 7 лет назад
How many times did Obama tell the press he was a very intelligent person ? He didn't have to because his words and actions spoke volumes about his intellect, 45, Rex Tillerson was on point.
@sagerider2
@sagerider2 7 лет назад
I always ignore idiots in caps, saves a lot of time wasted on reading their BS. I've never understood the people who get irritated by it. Think of all that time that could have been saved.
@gsherlock
@gsherlock 7 лет назад
toothless wolfman's Toothless claim.
@duhmzdaih
@duhmzdaih 7 лет назад
I wipe my ass with IQ numbers. Reality is the best evidence for intelligence, and reality shows how stupid, dumb and ignorant Trump is, there is a reason why he's the best joke material comedians have had in ages. Actual intelligent people never are joke material.
@sqkerg9528
@sqkerg9528 7 лет назад
@toothless wolfman *citation needed*
@shawnsmith1865
@shawnsmith1865 7 лет назад
"Hooked on Phonics Worked for me," bragged the President....
@sandrab8795
@sandrab8795 7 лет назад
"l like rice and pie" lmao
@rolybling
@rolybling 7 лет назад
Why would they blur the finger? I mean, it's a finger.
@tenzentwo3973
@tenzentwo3973 7 лет назад
rolybling middle finger
@DivineFalcon
@DivineFalcon 7 лет назад
Tenzen Two Actually, it was the pinkie.
@Kawa-oneechan
@Kawa-oneechan 7 лет назад
Because even if it was the pinkie and not the middle finger, it *was* going RIGHT up the butt.
@rickyshappell6215
@rickyshappell6215 7 лет назад
I don't think it was the finger itself, probably just the action. Cause it implied anal-pinky context.
@NewMessage
@NewMessage 7 лет назад
He has a 'standing o' in his pants every time the media turn a camera on in his direction. That ridiculous pucker on his mug is his 'standing O' face. Stop thinking about his O face. Whatever you do, don't think about it when you try to sleep tonight. And definitely don't imagine him calling out 'Yuuuuge' when you don't imagine his 0 face.
@dragon53777
@dragon53777 7 лет назад
Ok you had your time in the limelight lol
@WoWisMagic
@WoWisMagic 7 лет назад
There's my new message!!
@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 7 лет назад
buddy, I haven't been sleeping well as it is. Don't do this to me hon... *screams in sleep*
@oof-rr5nf
@oof-rr5nf 7 лет назад
New Message You're evil.
@wizkhalifasmoke
@wizkhalifasmoke 7 лет назад
You can do better than that
@tiwozo718
@tiwozo718 7 лет назад
I love Stephen
@SURJO12
@SURJO12 7 лет назад
Nice tie Stephen !
@WoWisMagic
@WoWisMagic 7 лет назад
Impeachment season is coming, what should I wear guys??
@dragon53777
@dragon53777 7 лет назад
Something colorful...it's a celebration!
@221b-l3t
@221b-l3t 7 лет назад
Radiation protection gear... Very popular this season I hear.
@Malepical
@Malepical 7 лет назад
Try red, black and white... I heard those colors are popular in government... 😉
@leonardolupini3484
@leonardolupini3484 7 лет назад
Try something orange
@camelsheit_on_the_walls446
@camelsheit_on_the_walls446 7 лет назад
A peach colored outfit, naturally.
@jauipop
@jauipop 7 лет назад
Saying that you were a good student in school and did well in University 50+ years after actually leaving University in a job interview would totally get you disqualified from the job. Unless you're applying for the President of the USA, I guess.
@0Turbox
@0Turbox 7 лет назад
In some regions, he would get flushed down the toilet - again!
@troublefollows9986
@troublefollows9986 7 лет назад
Stephen cold 🍺
@gordcarleigh9157
@gordcarleigh9157 7 лет назад
God, trump saying lovefest make me feel sick
@MeredithAnne88
@MeredithAnne88 6 лет назад
Gordie Carley does he even know the meaning of that word? I doubt it.
@anniesue4456
@anniesue4456 5 лет назад
Itcreeped me too
@professionalcommentary9982
@professionalcommentary9982 7 лет назад
I hope Stephen does run for president.
@miketython6554
@miketython6554 7 лет назад
Professional Commentary Yea me too. I hope he runs against Ben Shapiro.
@johnyliltoe
@johnyliltoe 7 лет назад
Naw, what we really need is for Hillary Clinton to run again. Just kidding, I think a new and inspiring face is needed. No more well known politicians, no more TV stars, just some really pleasant person who can inspire the democratic base. Or Michelle Obama.
@MrRednuht13
@MrRednuht13 7 лет назад
Professional Commentary why so he will legalize pedophilia? You people are sick and blind
@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 7 лет назад
is the "B-Rad" a "trying to be cool" thing? It's not working...Bradley
@alexisolmo5081
@alexisolmo5081 7 лет назад
Johnyliltoe Michelle Obama would easily destroy Trump
@melissamiramon284
@melissamiramon284 7 лет назад
I love Colbert
@rhiroyonve7517
@rhiroyonve7517 7 лет назад
here's three words. can I get likes for that
@CaroleDiTosti
@CaroleDiTosti 7 лет назад
Love you, Stephen. You help make bearable suffering through this political travesty. Thanks to you and your clever writers.
@TurbidTG1
@TurbidTG1 7 лет назад
I wish someone would give Trump a black eye!
@lovepie5033
@lovepie5033 7 лет назад
Turbid TG1 I wish someone would throw shoe at him like Bush
@zaydawood5354
@zaydawood5354 7 лет назад
Lol his too racist to see it
@tureytaino2785
@tureytaino2785 7 лет назад
I will settle for a permanent stay on a mental institution.
@johnyliltoe
@johnyliltoe 7 лет назад
Perhaps that would make him start caring about the "inner city".
@Theproclaimed
@Theproclaimed 7 лет назад
Turbid TG1 then his friends wont let his eye into their homes
@OmegaFlightmaster
@OmegaFlightmaster 7 лет назад
Proud yet America?
@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 7 лет назад
don't rub it in, man. A lot of them didn't want this circus in the first place
@christhompson9486
@christhompson9486 5 лет назад
Grandpa Baggy Suits, love it🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@syahrules
@syahrules 7 лет назад
2:42 - 2:43, that subtle "under pressure" piano tune though, it was perfect when colbert was doing the fingering gesture hahahah
@henrydawkins3128
@henrydawkins3128 7 лет назад
Trump's ego is so big it's miracle he get in the office door.
@baldgoldfish9968
@baldgoldfish9968 7 лет назад
Henry Dawkins I don't think you know what the word miracle means.
@henrydawkins3128
@henrydawkins3128 7 лет назад
David Munson apparently you don't understand about a metaphor
@futureisscary246
@futureisscary246 7 лет назад
Henry Dawkins That is why he spends so much time on the golf course, where he is making America great again somehow through improving his golf game. Still waiting for the Trumpsters to explain how that helps... SAD and WRONG
@trishmoore5349
@trishmoore5349 7 лет назад
Another miracle will happen. 2020.
@henrydawkins3128
@henrydawkins3128 7 лет назад
Trish Moore a Better President!
@amazingsparckman
@amazingsparckman 7 лет назад
LOL. this just keeps getting funnier and funnier.
@MegaBallPowerBall
@MegaBallPowerBall 7 лет назад
6:27 There is no way in hell that’s a real report card, there’s no way in hell Trump could get a C+ in anything.
@juliay3333
@juliay3333 7 лет назад
NONONO speaking as a resident of arizona WE DO NOT LIKE TRUMP WE DONT NO
@aljoschalong625
@aljoschalong625 5 лет назад
In German there is a word: "Fremdschämen" - to feel embarassment about what someone else does. With Trump it happens to me all the time. I can imagine how bad it must be for the majority of decent and intelligent US citizens...
@iknowwordsihavethebestword3640
Hahaha! Trump probably also has convinced himself that Melania does really love him. Sad liddle man!
@itsSebastianl0lz
@itsSebastianl0lz 7 лет назад
Are Trumps Love-fest's like Berlusconis'"Bunga Bunga"-Parties ?
@cheryltariq
@cheryltariq 7 лет назад
Sebastian Greiner ...no no noooooo.....republican congressmen vs beautiful models......not even close!
@paigetomkinson1137
@paigetomkinson1137 7 лет назад
Thank god the only thing I could see in my head was Stewie.
@Nanny6999
@Nanny6999 7 лет назад
he only just leant la David's name or he would of been sayin his name in all the other interviews😂😂😂
@joybrautigam9529
@joybrautigam9529 7 лет назад
Now he has to learn the widow's name
@tvremote9394
@tvremote9394 7 лет назад
If you have to remind people that you're intelligent, then maybe you're not
@Think4aChange
@Think4aChange 7 лет назад
gampa baggy incontinence pants
@akrasimi8536
@akrasimi8536 7 лет назад
I'm high in Arizona, Steven. I still hate him. Love you though ha.
@Blake_Stone
@Blake_Stone 7 лет назад
A standing O is what you get after too much easy D.
@DarkSektori
@DarkSektori 7 лет назад
Didn't think he knew anything about music" Kind of like how "you don't know anything about being President"
@tunganhnguyen8309
@tunganhnguyen8309 7 лет назад
Have to say, I really like Stephen's tie and suit combo today. One day when I have money, I will buy that. 21 years old, no vehicle, parent's house, and a thin wallet lol.
@jamesmziegler
@jamesmziegler 7 лет назад
The United States has entered the Twilight Zone
@camelsheit_on_the_walls446
@camelsheit_on_the_walls446 7 лет назад
Such a shame the GOP is trumputrefying, though.
@caliluv4244
@caliluv4244 7 лет назад
AWESOME!!
@eliciamary1144
@eliciamary1144 6 лет назад
I could listen to Stephen's Trump impression all day. It is the best and helps a little with the sting of him actually being our POTUS.
@wpl6661
@wpl6661 7 лет назад
After 9 months in office, only 3 republican congress people have said anything bad about this president in public. 3. The rest are giving him a standing ovation. Remember that next year when you vote, no matter where Trump is at.
@MrWarlock124
@MrWarlock124 7 лет назад
Drump is grandpa simpson
@TurbidTG1
@TurbidTG1 7 лет назад
BTW Nooo, Grandpa Simpson is actually likeable!
@tureytaino2785
@tureytaino2785 7 лет назад
Nope, Grampa Simpson fought in WW2.
@EveForbiddenFruit
@EveForbiddenFruit 7 лет назад
"Affectionate ass-pile" is one of the greatest lines ever uttered in the English language
@blu4085
@blu4085 6 лет назад
That's the whole of the problem. Obama. He managed to get under Trumps skin so much for being intelligent, diplomatic and well spoken that he tries to compete with that every single day since. To quote Trump himself, it's -Sad. He makes himself look really SAD. And he doesn't get it...and that's even sadder...
@floxy709
@floxy709 7 лет назад
how can u say 'Im a very intelligent person' and stuff like that honestly thinking this is something that is not embarrassing to say... for an intelligent person...
@joybrautigam9529
@joybrautigam9529 7 лет назад
I don't think Bill Gates talks about his intelligence or his money
@sagerider2
@sagerider2 7 лет назад
He doesn't need to. Plus he gives a lot to charities. Not phony/nonexistent donations
@connectedone2343
@connectedone2343 7 лет назад
Is this actually happening? Or are we all have the same bad dream?😐
@jeanne8507
@jeanne8507 7 лет назад
If it's a dream, I hope we wake up soon!
@Jas7567
@Jas7567 7 лет назад
I wish it was just a dream
@samuelclemens1691
@samuelclemens1691 7 лет назад
It's not a dream........ it's a nightmare.
@pratyushghosh5701
@pratyushghosh5701 6 лет назад
This is one of Stephen's best ones 😂😂😂
@youngkim5909
@youngkim5909 7 лет назад
Wait did they really blur out his pinky finger? Wow that's ridiculous. What do they think it's gonna happen? Children will be traumatized because Steven did a motion with his pinky?
@gorrillawarfair
@gorrillawarfair 7 лет назад
Richard Ball are you saying the censoring is a joke? Or the fact they had to censor it is a joke?
@gmn545
@gmn545 7 лет назад
Did they really have to censor Stephen’s pinky? lol I guess because it’s bigger than Trump’s...
@Lynn-mi4od
@Lynn-mi4od 6 лет назад
You're killing it Stephen! Lol
@PlumBerryCherries
@PlumBerryCherries 7 лет назад
Fantastic Tie Stephen.
@mlr4524
@mlr4524 7 лет назад
Trying to hold on to these pre-WWIII days while we can still laugh....
@TheAmberh44
@TheAmberh44 6 лет назад
THAT MUSIC TEACHER WAS CHARLIE WALKER WHO TAUGHT ME HOW TO SING AND GOT ME TO CARNEGIE HALL WHEN I WAS A KID AND UNTIL THE DAY DEAR OLD MR. WALKER PASSED AWAY HE NEVER FORGOT DONALD TRUMP AND HE WARNED US NOT TO VOTE FOR HIM RIP MR WALKER WE ALL LET YOU DOWN
@stedebuck6408
@stedebuck6408 5 лет назад
Stephen you are the real deal , when it comes to true comedy , nothing fake here,
@LpFan331
@LpFan331 7 лет назад
If you have convince people that you are nice, good and intelligence after a time ....you certainly are not.
@albertardiscohn4900
@albertardiscohn4900 7 лет назад
Colbert nails it!!!
@rileyalexander5063
@rileyalexander5063 7 лет назад
2:34 I hate when they blur out certain fingers on tv. Like we don’t know what’s behind there. WOAH YOU GOT ME FOOLED WHAT IS IT A GIRAFFE OR SOMETHING?!😂😂😂😂
@Sheepy007
@Sheepy007 7 лет назад
As much as I despise trump I have to say I love rice as well.
@DeeMontezx1
@DeeMontezx1 7 лет назад
Haha!
@jasonsladden3513
@jasonsladden3513 7 лет назад
Why blur his pinkie?
@Zeppelinschaffner22
@Zeppelinschaffner22 7 лет назад
B'coz 'Murica!
@bamboozledbob3298
@bamboozledbob3298 7 лет назад
His hand is so small they couldn't tell if it was his pinkie or middle finger.
@quimbycub1216
@quimbycub1216 7 лет назад
It's considered a vulgar hand motion?
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