Overwatch 2 Tiktoks That Put My Editors Job On The Line 

rip Flats's editors...

The grillmaster skin also changes “that’s sir to you” into “that’s chef to you” 😂

We need a new Cassidy voice line with Flats saying "I'm the fastest pisser in the west"

I REFUSE to believe anyone didnt know the blue tier skins were on a theme with every hero

The thing people don't realize is you're not just washing your hands because you touched yourself, you're washing your hands for everything you touched since the last time you washed your hands too. Keeps you cleaner and healthier.

15:00 Flats lowkey bragging about he's hanging tree was not on my bingo card today 😶

"But your Honor I'm the fastest pisser in the West!"

Seeing Flats reacting to SaltyPhish made me happy, 2 of my favourite OW creators

As a ball player, we dont care how useful a tech is or even how high rank you get from playing, its all about those style points

I also love how when questioned on hygiene, we went on a full ass rant to explain how using the bathroom works

Kinda funny that Blizzard announced they'll no longer have player/creator themed customization again due to "reasons" surrounding player/creator controversy, then they themselves got into that exact kind of trouble but worse. 💀

15:02 FLATS IS HUNG CONFIRMED!!!! BIG PP ALERT!!! BOY JUST HANGS THERE

"all my zen players slur at me" the wording with this one is great. laughed so hard for 10 mins just bc the way you said it. love ya flats!

Flats apparently has some meat!!!

I still see lots of Pink Mercy to this day, but Brigs Awesome medic skin is so rare I've only seen 1 other brig wear it

4:05 THATS ONLY CUZ THEY REMOVED SO MANY DOOM TECHS GODDAMN IT

Good Tanks for every Map: Every Map: Mauga Wild card: Roadhog

Flats... You're in the room where all that bacteria is... When you pee there are aerosols that are created.... Flats just spend the 20secs... Please

13:50 you could not waterboard this out of me lmao

WASH UR HANDS, WASH UR COMPUTER, WASH UR LIFE. The 99% of bacteria ads didn’t save you.

3 minutes to wash, 2 minutes to rinse. Always use soup and Hot Water. Sing yourself the A.B.C.. song.

That Zen clip reminded me of the time me and a friend was on Paladins and before a match someone on our team said they hated the map that we were going to play on. He said he does the worst on it and plays so horribly. Well me and my friend reassured him that it was ok and just do the best that they can. He responded that he loves our attitude and proceeded to enter the match and we ended up winning. Was one of those rare gaming moments where instead of being negative and feeding more of it, we added positivity and it paid off!

13:37 "Fastest in the west"? He lives on the east coast!

10:31 "i don't think thats particularly useful but its pretty cool" is what sums up most of wrecking ball's tech, barring like double boop rebound and walljump we live in a society

Flats suffers playing OW, His editors suffer having to edit OW

Guess I can mark pee defense off my "wasn't expecting that today" bingo

7:51 I'm an adult, I'm an adult, I'm an adult, I'm a... sigmaballs

some more of the pillars in eichenwalde WERE breakable but when the map got updated they for some reason decided that those particular ones don't break anymore. maybe it has to do with the falling rocks animation being added at the checkpoint or something

"I dont wash my hands after pissing, but only when I'm at home." Same energy as "I dont brush my teeth if im not going outside."

The idea of Flats' Zen players throwing slurs at him is just incredibly ironic given Zen's character

saying washing hands takes longer, just sounds like he never washes hands period, or just straight up hates it. never shake hand at meet up

0:38 It's literally my OW Profile Picture, I miss them little 50hp giving Soul pickups.

Ngl i mastered the not touch anything move when puff puff passing with the boys lol, so i understand flats 😂

Half of flats content is just him talking about how much he gets paid by Blizzard and their steamer partnerships 😂

Hearing KI music in an OW TikTok video is nutty.

the grill master also changes the respect your elders to having the off hand "respect the chef" every few uses and his that's sir to you has a that's "chef to you" off hand chance too, also grillmaster and survivor 76 his heals change shape to a soda can and a lantern other than just a recolour like the rest.

2:30 shoutout sinatraa (thats why we will never have creator skin etc)

the "tea on flats" part gave me Deja Vu, has he seen that clip before?

For the Grillmaster skin if you use the voice line “that sir to you” it changes to “that’s chef to you”

i had a roommate who didn’t wash his hands after he shit. the pee thing does not faze me anymore.

15:41 my best takeaway from this is that SaltyPhish doesn't know how to wash his hands and thus has probably given diseases to everyone he meets every day. Lmao

I think the discussion around damage mitigation contributing to ult charge is being too easily overlooked. Too often do we have situations where mitigating damage doesn't feel like any value is coming from it, meaning introducing a system to solve that could be valuable. It is the only stat on the board that doesn't contribute to ult charge after all. Obviously if you were to put it into the game right now and change nothing else it would be broken, so, what could be done to work around it? One idea is you increase the amount of ult charge to characters that mitigate tons of damage. Another involves decreasing the effectiveness each point of mitigation would have towards ult (something like 10% or even less). Or, maybe the two of these ideas could be combined? A change like this would have to be tested rigorously, but there seems to be potential here

wash your hands though

Locard's exchange principle - Every contact leaves a trace

Flats editors editing this 👁👄👁

no way he said it hangs lmaoo

“This one might have a defect “🤣🤣

i stg i might be losing it because this whole video i feel is just a reupload

I love flats personality 😂

he wojaked during the pee scene

god please wash your hands TwT

6:02 obviously if they do that theyd have to massively rebalance the base ult charge values , but its something i wouldnt mind testing out

I hope that Pink Mercy coming back means we might get Support a Stream Brig again someday

I think the tank getting ult charge from mitigating DMG might work considering so many ults get countered by basic abilities now. Ofc this means that their ult change from doing actual DMG and healing should be nerfed. This would probably make a very interesting gameplay change that wouldn't cause the tank to strait up suffer because people should become more aware and strategic about when to shoot the tank giving the tank a breather and enabling aggressive plays without it being a throw if you die.

Crippled Meridians

Tank mitigating damage to generate ult charge is better than whatever this patch was

Ball players will always be the best at finding the most uselessly obscure techs

Oh! I forgot Flats was nasty and doesn’t wash his hands. I forgot about that.

7:15 whenever my team wind and the enemy team gets mad mid-way through, I use "Team Morale Diff"

Flats be going whole hog in the bathroom

Flats’ content is best content

Flats has never touched his wee wee in his life cause he's a saint.

TIL people with 10x my mechanical skill at gaming apparently have great difficulty taking a piss. The world is a strange place.

You don't wash your hands in the bathroom because you touch things that are dirty in the bathroom. You wash your hands in the bathroom because everything you touch has some amount of germs on it and your hands only get progressively more dirty as the day goes on, washing your hands while in the bathroom is a convenience if you don't want to have to rely on just hand sanitizer while at your desk after you get back.

Don't you still touch the light switch/doorknob when peeing? It's probably got germs from touching it after 💩ing

That widow voiceline is amazing

Bro I get teams when someone politely says something like that zen and the other guy just gets heated it makes no sense😭

.....I truly honestly believed that tanks already earned ult charge from mitigating damage.

oh boy I can’t wait to watch “peepee hands” flats’ content!

So the hamster is cooler than the guy with the giant fist. For sure.

i dont wash my hands when i pee either but also i sit down and i do a little scoot side to side to shake it dry no hands

At home I sit down when I pee so I don’t have to touch anything either

fastest pisser in the west 😭

About the pee thing.. Welp if u want the "achtually" part of it is, germs and bacteria will go on ur hands even if u don't touch ur penis. Hence why u wash ur hands after peeing and try to touch nothing in the bathroom. BUT, if u have a decent defence mechanism, u shouldn't need to change ur habit if u don't fall sick too often. But again, if u live alone / don't have anyone coming oftenly. It's "ewh" as sociale standard, but u're kinda right if u're alone and do it like that and change ur habit when u're somewhere else. Soooo, i don't really like that kind of rumor being said like that in someone else's stream? Even if u said it on ur own stream.

It? He... has feelings too.

Instructions unclear, sigma balls

Is everyone just going to ignore 7:50 when they say “sigma-ball”

5:18 You ever wonder what would happen is ov1 wasn't abandoned 🤔

I had a game where the enemy team popped tranc, tree and visor every time I bladed, 3 times in a row, though I wasn't smart enough back then to just kite the ults they dumped

That Bap achievement isn’t impossible in OW2, just need an Escort and a feeding tank 😂 I did it in like 3 games!

Confirmation flats has a big one for not needing to aim, as it just "hangs"

7:43 idc i'll use jq and if it doesn't i'll use a bit of "kidness" known as going berserk, worked so far

How did he not know about the rare skins having themes

Pov: retro editing this

Theres no way flats didnt know about the naming scheme for the blue tier skins. Either forgetfulness or slight forced reaction

It Hangs?? 😲

I want the Brig medic skin so bad. Bring it back!

Naw bruh i have maxed out my aim,i dont need my hands!!

He shows a basic wrecking ball tech. Bruh, Do I need to make TikTok?

Me watching people fight over flats not touching anything:(•ิ_•ิ)?

... "Sigma Ball." 🤭

10:28 I wouldn't call it a tech. It's just fireball that you can't see and no, it isn't useful.

Dude no fkn lie Rein is sad on Kings row. The map I believe amplifies how hard the tank counter feels. Idk I think it’s the fact that the map is so linear that there’s not a lot of good areas to retreat to

Wait why is there not gonna be any creator items, nothing pops up on Google

noooo cooked😭

The brig skin! I actually got it despite not playing her because it was an excuse to throw money at flats

The Ball techs are great but... Sombra literally every game since the beginning of last season

someone should show flats the video of a restaurant showing how fast a virus spreads... that shit is nasty

Alright mister big hog over here 👀 just lets it hang right into the toilet

What to google for why there is no more creator items?