Palpatine Bullies General Grievous 

I can only imagine Palpatine's disappointment when his "far younger and far more powerful" new apprentice becomes a living walking hospice patient in a life support suit as well

"I said younger and more powerful, you're a walking hospice patient." Ironic. That's exactly what you'll get.

The fact Palpatine asks Grievous why his theme goes so hard just by walking out of a shuttle is actually hilarious to me.

Palpatine: "Your whole body is a life support machine!" Vader: "..."

Imagine if general grievous started cooking crystal clear death sticks in order to pay for his cyborg lung cancer 💀

"i said younger and more powerful" That was brutal

*` General Grievous.. Your bronchitis is worser than I expected `*

Yeah, Grievous' theme is awesome, Even his 2003 Clone Wars theme is great and menacing.

Karma really had it for Palpatine that day.

Palpatine: "You're a sentient life-support machine." Also Palpatine: puts a life-support machine on his younger and much stronger apprentice.

My man Grievous doesn’t need perfect health to kick ass, take names, and have a theme that goes hard for him nonstop.

Legends say that Sidious heard someone laughing at him as Vader was being put into his suit for the first time.

Ironic considering vader's suit is a life support machine and no way breathing that loud is healthy.

The way Palpatine says “younger” is oddly satisfying to me for some reason.

I love how he talk about grievous veing week do to the inhaler yet he did that to vader 😭

Sidious: Alright, doc. Tell me the good news. Medical Droid: He’s alive, Lord Sidious. Sidious:….. Okay. But what about the rest of him? He’s going to repaired right? Medical Droid: Oh no, he’s doomed. Sidious: WHAT?!? Medical Droid: You just asked for the good news. He’s alive. That’s it. Sidious: I don’t want to ask but…. What’s the bad news? Medical Droid. Well, he’s now blind, deaf and has lost all nasal function. His skin has been seared off meaning he will die to exposure if we take him out of this sterilized environment. His lungs have been burned out completely meaning he can’t breath on his own. He’s incapable of eating or drinking. He will need a waste disposal system attached to his body for the rest of his life. His reproductive organs have been compromised. He has no organic limbs remaining and his body is so irreparably damaged that if we attack synthetic arms they will have to be permanently fused to him. He won’t be able to walk properly for months, if not years, if ever. Oh, and top of everything else, he has severe brain trauma and there is a great risk his body could shut down from all the physical trauma. Meaning he could die without warning.” Sidious:…………. Fuck! There’s got to be something I can do! Medical Droid:…… He’ll look good in black. Edit: Before that last comment how many of you thought this was about Grievous? And not Vader? It makes you think.

Him saying don’t leave me and becoming genuinely scared for his own health was too much

Sidious : Yes, you have tuberculosis, I know Grievous : Wait don't leave me ! *Cough intensifies* I gave you all I had... I did

The only difference between a droid and a cyborg is who does my EMP take out first and who is still alive for seconds?

That last coughing fit was so convincing it made me start to cough lol

I always love how you voiced Palpatine 😂

I love how Grievous is coughing between sentences 😂

GRIEVOUS: [15 minutes of horrible hacking noises] PALPATINE: We get it, you vape.

asthmatic android has gotta be the funniest way i’ve seen anyone describe grevious good video lol

Dude!!! Let that poor cybernetic bastard enjoy his lightsaber collection. Windu literally Force Crushed his heart

"It's a tra-*COUGH COUGH* hyuurgh! *COUGH COUGH COUGH* " - Admiral Asthmar

"Did I mention your entire body is a life support machine?" - turns Anakin into exactly that.

Grievous could have been so cool. Lucas really did him dirty.

“Why does your theme go do hard you just walked out of a shuttle” Fax 💀

"... did you just call me a f@ckin Jedi?"

I think you mean cyborg lung cancer

This is the funniest thing I have seen in ages…love this channel!

Tis be gold

I wonder if these videos take part in the same universe could lead to some interesting plot threads?

Grievous' theme be all "Palpatine! What the fuck? Palpatine... ahhhh.... fuuuuck!"

I like the Robot Chicken palapatine voice

Funniest thing is still that Grievous fights off like 6 jedi masters at once several times.

"Dies of robot lung cancer" LOL!

Admiral asthma! I'm using that next time I'm in VR chat!

Cyborg lung cancer? That’s a new and horrifying disease.

The dark side of the force is a pathway to many roasts some may consider to be uncalled for.

Well technically it's all "Jedi Arts" in a way, as Sith were Dark Jedi before they became Sith Lords. They know how to use the various forms of lightsaber combat and they all use the force, just the Sith and Dark Jedi use the dark side of the force instead.

Can someone get an inhaler😂

you know what they say, "The more the sabers the more of your force"

Lord Idious is not smart enough to know he should fix Grievous up to become The God Jedi killer he used to be.

I'M CYBORG NOT DROID *robot coughing *dies of robot cancer and etc 🤣

I kept waiting for the part where he calls him General Asthma...

as you said, You SHOULD make one of these for almost every scene, that would be great then do a playlist and we'd have a parody of the whole movie almost. These are hilarious thank you

grievous is secretly arthur morgan

Lol, this reminds me of 'The Emperor's Phone Call' from Robot Chicken🤔 Palpatine: "Oh! Oh! Just rebuild it?! And who's gonna pay for it, Jackhole?! You?! You got an ATM on that torso Light Bright?! NOW GET YOUR SEVEN-FOOT-TWO ASTHMATIC ASS BACK HERE!!! Or I'm gonna tell everyone what a whiny bitch you were about Padamame, or Pandabear, or whatever the hell her name was...oh (snickers) he's crying!"😂

"Yes, you have tuberculosis" I want a a mod to RDR2 that replaces Arthur cough with Grevious one

It was the end for me. 😂🤣

Sidious shouldn't be so quick to dismiss Grievous. His coughing is because of an injury he sustained on a mission Assumably fixable.

Get Nae Naed on, droid face.

I mean grievous is like as on much life support as possible… yet padme died filly healthy… life cyborg her heart

0:12 you read my mind... I had the same thought

General Grievous being a cyborg is excellent foreshadowing to Anakin being a cyborg himself a.k.a Vader

Grievous is coughing so much in that movie because mace windy crushed his chest in making it hard for him to breath during the battle of courisant.

Sidious: I'll give you a hint little cyborg, the far younger and far more powerful apprentice I'm talking about is the guy who called you short while rescuing the Chancellor. Grievous: oh you're talking about that Anakin Skywalker don't you? I really wanted to add his lightsaber to my collection!

griegous

hilarious 😂

*Grievous dies from covid-19

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did palpatine asumme grievous' gender?!?!?!?! offensive boomer

Didnt dooku like told geonosians to make Grievous high all the time and more obedient? I read that somewhere. That upon cypertransformation he was made dumber on purpose

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Did, did you just make a Dragonball Z Abridged reference?

*Cyborg lung cancer

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"I have [a coughing fit]" "You have tuberculosis, I know." "[grievouscough.mp3]" "[dies of robot lung cancer]" These lines are the funniest of all.

grievouscough.mp3 Robot Lung Cancer. Pure comedy gold!!

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