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Paper Mario TTYD, But it's Horribly Translated (Chapter 3 & 4) 

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The continuation of a crazy Google Translated version of The Thousand-Year Door. Grubba, King K, and "Hawk Green" are some of the best characters we've met so far. Also our name is General Gunsales. Carbon is a gem as usual, no surprise there.
This is what happens when you take Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door and run it through Google Translate one too many times. You're left with "Book of Mario: Thousands of Doors." You'd be surprised how much this completely changes certain characters, affects the story, and how many ridiculous comments there are. I streamed this in November 2019, but just a warning, some of the clips are a full of innuendos and language. Of course, this mod is not endorsed by Nintendo.
My personal favorite aspect is when the lore from this translation is unintentionally expanded upon. For example, Koops, now "Carbon," is always talking about wanting to destroy cities, wants to "end" his father and everyone else, and considers Mario his lover. These mistranslations are somewhat consistent throughout the entire game.
I'm taking a break from the glitch content since I burn out easily. When you play a game for hours every day with the sole intention of finding or explaining glitches, this is bound to happen I suppose. This best explains my tendency to disappear from the channel for months at a time. I figured we could try something different this time, in the form of the stream highlights format a lot of you guys seem to enjoy. Thank you for understanding!!

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@Introbulus
@Introbulus 4 года назад
"This is the price of war, Gunsale" > 3 Coins
@kalejuice5701
@kalejuice5701 4 года назад
I cackled seeing this in text form
@hedgehog3180
@hedgehog3180 4 года назад
I guess the price of war was fairly affordable.
@superwhatevergamin9634
@superwhatevergamin9634 4 года назад
Carbon is excited about war being this affordable.
@hobbified
@hobbified 4 года назад
Don't worry about the war, there will be cake.
@superwhatevergamin9634
@superwhatevergamin9634 4 года назад
@@hobbified :D
@leviathan1173
@leviathan1173 4 года назад
Not gonna lie, General Gunsales is a badass wrestler name.
@RDR911
@RDR911 4 года назад
General Gunsales is a pretty accurate Military General name, too!
@mrPAK215
@mrPAK215 4 года назад
He's a one-way ticket to THE GUN SHOW!
@Wings_Of_Nightfall
@Wings_Of_Nightfall 4 года назад
I liked the "Executioner from hell" more.
@3XHS
@3XHS 4 года назад
General Gunsales and his partner, Doctor DCS
@SneedBass
@SneedBass 4 года назад
Yeah it's petty good.
@ChillavaKirby
@ChillavaKirby 4 года назад
“Behind the scenes, rich people of the world attack.” Damn that’s deep
@moreno4821
@moreno4821 4 года назад
Is that communism i hear?
@moreno4821
@moreno4821 4 года назад
@mendaix Maybe that Marx guy was right.
@Mehlmaschinex
@Mehlmaschinex 4 года назад
@@moreno4821 that marx guy was almost 100% correct about all things, the way how people like stalin implemented tho is just wrong.
@penelope8134
@penelope8134 4 года назад
@mendaix wait thats not how communism works
@Mehlmaschinex
@Mehlmaschinex 4 года назад
@mendaix had or has? are you talking about DDR or todays germany.
@navadax4541
@navadax4541 4 года назад
This game is so memey 99% of the time and then it says shit like "The light within you will destroy you" or "you know that life is lacking"
@Skul1ManEXE
@Skul1ManEXE 4 года назад
It's mostly a memefest, but it sometimes turns into NieR: Automata.
@inkaf225
@inkaf225 3 года назад
Banks should burn -goomba
@vittoman4392
@vittoman4392 3 года назад
This is the memeist game relased on a console with Book Of Mario 64 as the second
@unlikelygamer
@unlikelygamer 3 года назад
“You can be guilty before you learn human redemption”
@Ninetails2000
@Ninetails2000 2 года назад
"This is the price of war, General Gunsales" ~3 Coins.
@CocoTheMii
@CocoTheMii 4 года назад
“I want Petalburg back, Carbon.” Google Translate KNOWS what it’s doing at this point.
@OriginalGameteer
@OriginalGameteer 4 года назад
*We can take Glitzville*
@superwhatevergamin9634
@superwhatevergamin9634 4 года назад
"We'll destroy the world." Carbon: THAT'S *MY* JOB!!
@emblemblade9245
@emblemblade9245 4 года назад
“I miss Petalburg, Carbon. I miss it a lot. I’ll be back.”
@dontmindme8571
@dontmindme8571 4 года назад
I want Petalburg back too. I need a ralts.
@TheDeepThinker-sq3iy
@TheDeepThinker-sq3iy 4 года назад
@@dontmindme8571 its the route NEXT to petalburg that is where You find the ra. . . . WAIT! THIS ISN'T ABOUT THAT GAME! STOP IT!!
@donb.7390
@donb.7390 4 года назад
"That's a white man." Well, uh, yes, it is.
@fredriklind6727
@fredriklind6727 4 года назад
I just lost my shit when i saw that.
@W.2026
@W.2026 4 года назад
And thus, countless tumblr teens got triggered that day.
@Revenant721
@Revenant721 4 года назад
Even funnier cause of the white robes
@scylla1772
@scylla1772 4 года назад
@@Revenant721 I literally died when I saw that. White robes? Pointy hat? That's a white man
@TheUltimateRare
@TheUltimateRare 4 года назад
first people made a million false genders, next they'll make a million false races.
@dinosaurpolitician3663
@dinosaurpolitician3663 4 года назад
oh my god I just realized that “partner” was getting translated as “boyfriend/girlfriend”
@JonathanRiverafrickinnice555
@JonathanRiverafrickinnice555 3 года назад
That makes sense actually.
@SerLagsalot
@SerLagsalot 3 года назад
@Steven Victor Neiman I think its something like "come on!" or "let's go!"
@dragonslayersworkshop8598
@dragonslayersworkshop8598 6 дней назад
Mario is polygamous😂
@Squaredasher
@Squaredasher 4 года назад
When half the party thinks “chaotic neutral” means “derail the plot by burning down a whole city”
@fallleave100
@fallleave100 4 года назад
YES
@primordialchaos3647
@primordialchaos3647 4 года назад
Are you n my D&D group? I razed an entire city and turned a desert to glass, yet call myself “chaotic neutral”. Seriously though, where do you live because I’m pretty sure you are in my group haha
@tyrian_baal
@tyrian_baal 3 года назад
What does that mean
@primordialchaos3647
@primordialchaos3647 3 года назад
Yellow Panzer it’s a dungeons and dragons thing that has to do with morality
@myhlosic
@myhlosic 3 года назад
I'm chaotic evil and do worse than that so, it fits
@8wrath8child8
@8wrath8child8 4 года назад
*Jolene leans over* "This is the price of war Gunsales" I died.
@CODMarioWarfare
@CODMarioWarfare 4 года назад
*You got 3 coins!*
@chcc12
@chcc12 4 года назад
The new metal gear game looks great
@Nintendotron64
@Nintendotron64 4 года назад
@@CODMarioWarfare Who knew war was so cheap?
@runningoncylinders3829
@runningoncylinders3829 4 года назад
Gun sales are literally a price of war.
@superwhatevergamin9634
@superwhatevergamin9634 4 года назад
Carbon: Three coins fund a war. Imagine throwing down 30 cents to fund a world war. 🔥🐢🔥
@isecodude6114
@isecodude6114 4 года назад
I’m mentally preparing my body to hear “I came” a lot in later episodes
@AidanWR
@AidanWR 4 года назад
There's one where it only happens once or twice, but it was very common because "let's go" somehow consistently changed to "I came"
@yajsema3142
@yajsema3142 4 года назад
@@AidanWR 69 likes
@realVGC
@realVGC 4 года назад
“I came in people!”
@ShadowDuty7
@ShadowDuty7 4 года назад
I've been prepared for a lot of "coming" since last episode, with Carbon being the God of Death and Flurrie being a God of Fertility they are.....what I WASN'T prepared for was Goombella asking for a bigger cock. That shit almost made me fall out of my seat.
@sarahbergmann1162
@sarahbergmann1162 4 года назад
ShadowDuty7 I don’t think anyone was prepared for that line
@mikewright7964
@mikewright7964 4 года назад
I think it's so funny how the translations even make lore. King K loves Mario and hits on Mario, then at the end he says he got a child and it's a boy. I'm sure everything else is connected somehow.
@omniscientcammaleon9477
@omniscientcammaleon9477 4 года назад
He was kinda gay without translatio tho
@minefrac1
@minefrac1 3 года назад
Like Carbon being an evil mastermind bent on taking over the world?
@azazelsvideos8298
@azazelsvideos8298 3 года назад
@Coco Crazy Carbon x Mario (Gunsales)
@Ninetails2000
@Ninetails2000 2 года назад
Based on dialogue during the final chapter, King K's husband may be Hawk Green and both of them have obvious crushes on General Gunsales.
@JetFalcon710
@JetFalcon710 5 месяцев назад
​@@Ninetails2000 I think Hawc Green even tried to convince Mario to dump King K at one point by telling him he killed his baby
@matskuko
@matskuko 4 года назад
"Now I'm afraid you know my big deal... I have a bed" Got me good
@cameronballz6154
@cameronballz6154 3 года назад
This one got me the most 12:53 and 13:11
@rocgazelle49
@rocgazelle49 3 года назад
Yeaaaa
@aaajeear8654
@aaajeear8654 2 года назад
@@cameronballz6154 with the context from 13:11 , 13:43 is uh... "interesting".
@baofleurence7650
@baofleurence7650 Год назад
@@aaajeear8654 OH NO.
@browserjunior4707
@browserjunior4707 4 года назад
The fact Carbon is a chaotic lunatic in love with Mario who wants to rule the world and his girlfriend is just at his house smelling his clothes pretty much tells you how amazing this is going to be.
@TFD500Official
@TFD500Official 4 года назад
69 likes. Let's leave it like that.
@WorldWalker128
@WorldWalker128 4 года назад
Sounds like the plot to a weird anime.
@hazeltree7738
@hazeltree7738 4 года назад
*Furiously scribbling notes for romantic short story*
@jackmorris7755
@jackmorris7755 4 года назад
Imagine your sticker rant in Google translate
@prettyokiguess8369
@prettyokiguess8369 4 года назад
Nice username
@stonexl
@stonexl 4 года назад
The worst part of this series is that it's going to end eventually.
@JeremiahJ-wv1vn
@JeremiahJ-wv1vn 4 года назад
But at least we now that yoshi and koopa does tax fraud
@claudiaperi4990
@claudiaperi4990 4 года назад
I hope he does more games! Dream Team would be a great one to do!
@dashieprodx
@dashieprodx 4 года назад
I came
@jenbooob
@jenbooob 4 года назад
@@JeremiahJ-wv1vn *carbon
@jenbooob
@jenbooob 4 года назад
@Nobody Special paper mario 64 got translated.
@ladyhoundstooth5671
@ladyhoundstooth5671 4 года назад
"What's waiting for you? Do you think a sexy woman or something will come?" Well... I mean a lot of people have just been "coming" apropos of nothing, so...
@crazyluigi6664
@crazyluigi6664 4 года назад
Also, Flurrie can be considered quite the sexy woman, so........
@jakersify
@jakersify 4 года назад
"Truly.....I am myself." So deep, I want this on a t-shirt.
@BenTGN
@BenTGN 4 года назад
The second cake is bad because it was undercooked for 4.4 years. And that’s NOT perfectly acceptable
@fieryfist3150
@fieryfist3150 4 года назад
My grandma can make a mean 4.4 year old cake. Besides the severe stomach issues and permanent damage of my kidneys it was worth it.
@yoshimanrpg
@yoshimanrpg 4 года назад
@@fieryfist3150 she should have baked it 4.5 years. Eating cake that raw is bad for your health
@dmas7749
@dmas7749 4 года назад
still better than 4.6 years
@LAppelDuVideo
@LAppelDuVideo 4 года назад
It also needs some soap.
@snowgrave2475
@snowgrave2475 4 года назад
@@LAppelDuVideo and a cleanser icing!
@mozarteanchaos
@mozarteanchaos 4 года назад
"This is the price of war, Mr. Gunsales." 3 coins seems about right
@mozarteanchaos
@mozarteanchaos 4 года назад
YER FUCKING TOOTIN'
@squigly8r
@squigly8r 4 года назад
“How do you like my car? It us very dangerous.”
@thecreature395
@thecreature395 4 года назад
Y
@WanderingRonin509
@WanderingRonin509 3 года назад
WAR UH....WHAT IS GOOD FOR.... Game:3 coins ABSOLUTE- oh 3 coins well that sounds okay
@hunterbennett757
@hunterbennett757 Год назад
War only costs 3 coins apparently.
@underlinedcg1574
@underlinedcg1574 4 года назад
i think "i came" was translated from "let's go." that's probs why it appears so much.
@underlinedcg1574
@underlinedcg1574 4 года назад
Or more likely, “come on”
@riskyworks
@riskyworks 4 года назад
Sometimes i think they did not translate all of it but rather built onto some of it like the whole peach thing
@jesalt8230
@jesalt8230 3 года назад
@@riskyworks i saw a comment that peach in latin means "persian apple" or something like that. that might be the reason why they call peach the persian king and so on
@opalpersonal
@opalpersonal 4 года назад
5:19 "Don't worry about the war... There will be cake." -French Revolution, 1789 - 1799 11:22 Deadmau5 reference
@notcastula6923
@notcastula6923 4 года назад
The first one is so accurate
@cameronballz6154
@cameronballz6154 3 года назад
American Police force: 11:31
@banette0819
@banette0819 3 года назад
Cake is a lie
@ThePieManOfDeath
@ThePieManOfDeath 4 года назад
"Families need a party to relax and enjoy the war, but behind the scenes, rich people of the world attack" I don't remember the original game critiquing the global military-industrial complex
@CODMarioWarfare
@CODMarioWarfare 4 года назад
*Banks must burn!*
@TheShinyFeraligatr
@TheShinyFeraligatr 4 года назад
@@CODMarioWarfare "BANKS WANTS TO EMPTY THE BANKS FILL OUR STREETS WITH BANKS AND MAKE A BANK MAKING OPERATION OUT OF HIS BANKS"
@CODMarioWarfare
@CODMarioWarfare 4 года назад
@@TheShinyFeraligatr But Dad, aren't some of those banks?
@hedgehog3180
@hedgehog3180 4 года назад
Mario takes a bold pro-communist stance as we can see in the letter that says "COMMUNISM"
@superwhatevergamin9634
@superwhatevergamin9634 4 года назад
The rich bastards of Hunger Games vibes...
@Rhubarb120
@Rhubarb120 4 года назад
I love how one consistent aspect of this translation is that Peach, Mario, Carbon and pretty much the entire main cast are without question the biggest villains.
@GmNdWtchr96
@GmNdWtchr96 4 года назад
*Carbon
@taculo3231
@taculo3231 4 года назад
this series is great, it's so funny how the translation manages to gives the characters a consistent personality.
@novagilpatric3071
@novagilpatric3071 4 года назад
CoofeZinho69 “I want Petalburg back, Carbon”
@VonFirflirch
@VonFirflirch 4 года назад
Best part is that it's the same deal for 64.
@iridium9512
@iridium9512 4 года назад
"You're the main computer here? Why don't you know anything?" Oooh, get burned TEC
@jackwintle7683
@jackwintle7683 4 года назад
Gombella sitting on the toilet "This is probably the biggest thing I ever did"
@harrypotamus4968
@harrypotamus4968 4 года назад
"The light within you will destroy you" -Hawc Green
@Grimssbane
@Grimssbane 4 года назад
Final Fantasy XIV: Shadowbringers
@FrozenOver0
@FrozenOver0 4 года назад
Oh, hey there Xehanort.
@GhostWulf70792
@GhostWulf70792 4 года назад
@@Grimssbane one brings shadow one brings the light
@trondordoesstuff
@trondordoesstuff 4 года назад
The Radiance:
@hedgehog3180
@hedgehog3180 4 года назад
I always saw the Vlogbrothers as a lot more optimistic than that but I guess I missed a lot.
@AndresLionheart
@AndresLionheart 4 года назад
I love how everything in Glitzvile is about war and Mario ended up with the nickname of General Gunsales. It's like he is some sort of arms trafficker.
@runningoncylinders3829
@runningoncylinders3829 4 года назад
If this were Paper Mario 64 he'd be the Common Man.
@theomegablade6415
@theomegablade6415 4 года назад
this google translate made the best glitzville story i've ever seen, that and Carbon's background...
@runningoncylinders3829
@runningoncylinders3829 4 года назад
@@theomegablade6415 Carbon's entire character is too consistent and almost a complete 180 from the character he was based on. The best destroyer of worlds! And fathers!
@theomegablade6415
@theomegablade6415 4 года назад
@@runningoncylinders3829 i'm surprised there isn't any characters in the PM games that have a destrutive personality (and i'm not talking about them literally being a bomb, i mean they want to cause some form of havoc and chaos)
@runningoncylinders3829
@runningoncylinders3829 4 года назад
@@theomegablade6415 ... because that's a 99% sure sign of a villain. I think Dimentio kinda fits that, and to a lesser degree General Guy, Tubba Blubba, Lady Bow, Lord Crump, Jr Troopa, Doopliss, Mimi, and King Sammer. Feel free to debate any of these if you meant something else by this.
@1Thunderfire
@1Thunderfire 4 года назад
"Rumors have their rumors." "You can be guilty before you learn human redemption: This is not the first time!" "War is simple." I'm sure these are incredibly deep and meaningful and that we can take great lessons from these.
@gardibro761
@gardibro761 4 года назад
"War is young men dying, and old men talking," I guess that's why war is simple
@spikeynay7381
@spikeynay7381 2 года назад
“The light within you will destroy you.”
@ryanm.8720
@ryanm.8720 2 года назад
'Rumors have their rumors.' "As you know, for some weeks, there have been rumors of my rumors. I can now tell you that these are all rumors." - Lefevre, {YTP} ~ The Phantom of Oprah
@spikeynay7381
@spikeynay7381 2 года назад
“Be woke, be cool, a calm spirit is smarter.”
@bldhf
@bldhf 4 года назад
I like how, even into chapter 4, Carbon's goal of destroying Petalburg and taking over the entire world is so consistent Like even with the other characters' dialogue it's consistent I came.
@iceypumpkinhead
@iceypumpkinhead 4 года назад
As far as I can tell in this mod everyone is either talking about nonsense or thinks Mario is sexy.
@eggsmash7727
@eggsmash7727 4 года назад
And carbon taking over cities
@WTFMANify
@WTFMANify 4 года назад
Yeah, pretty much
@solarflare9078
@solarflare9078 4 года назад
And Peach controlling Mario to allow her to perform her evil schemes.
@anueutsuho7425
@anueutsuho7425 4 года назад
@@solarflare9078 The crystal stars are needed to end the Princess of Peaches
@superwhatevergamin9634
@superwhatevergamin9634 4 года назад
Goombell talks of fetishes and kinks. Also human beef and flesh. Think she's into vore...
@user-lc3on9fd9m
@user-lc3on9fd9m 4 года назад
So the lore of this basically is... Mario is a porn star with the ability to speak to Satan, loved by everyone and trying to recapture the evil princess peach who's dating an AI in her prison. She is held captive by someone who's really rude, but we don't know his plans yet. On his adventure he meets many new friends like a psychopathic turtle who wants to destroy the world, a baby dinosaur who swears way too much for being born a few minutes ago and a masochistic depressed ghost who is comforted by the fact that Mario is even more mentally unstable than she is. Everyone Mario meets wants to get into his pants, but he keeps going, obtaining the christian stars one by one and defeating many monsters and pedophiles which also want to frick Mario. Edit: I will post the full lore at the end of this series with a lot more details, like the fact that carbon's home town consists of a christian cult of incestious turtles
@SableWolfAngel
@SableWolfAngel 4 года назад
*T* *O* *P* *K* *E* *K*
@Kelsang01
@Kelsang01 4 года назад
Absolutely glorious, deserves more likes
@anarchyjohnson3397
@anarchyjohnson3397 4 года назад
This is the type of lore i can get behind
@lepidotos
@lepidotos 4 года назад
@@anarchyjohnson3397 >get behind [lenny]
@Ruesen
@Ruesen 4 года назад
Also, almost everyone came.
@joeyberg5765
@joeyberg5765 4 года назад
"I'm a kid somewhere in my thoughts, but I don't want the opportunity to say that" Beneath all the nonsense there's something really relatable about that
@perrywakeman4087
@perrywakeman4087 2 года назад
Or pedophillic
@TheHeavyshadow
@TheHeavyshadow 4 года назад
There's a band called "X" and all those messages sound like songnames. "Health of the State" from X "Ecological Ennviroment" from X "D A D E M E A T" from X
@theomegablade6415
@theomegablade6415 4 года назад
Leaked songs
@AndreVHY
@AndreVHY 4 года назад
The last one is not from x
@Soul_Alpha
@Soul_Alpha 3 года назад
Feat. Carbon the new bassist.
@Stryder7x
@Stryder7x 4 года назад
Our baby yoshi has a very colorful vocabulary, doesn't he? Also I think Grubba's dialogue was the hardest to read without having a laughing fit every time
@bioico8458
@bioico8458 4 года назад
Haha yes
@Daintii
@Daintii 4 года назад
You could say that
@commercialchase8442
@commercialchase8442 4 года назад
W A R
@StarLight72267
@StarLight72267 4 года назад
The best
@cupass6179
@cupass6179 4 года назад
yer fuckin tootin
@psychoDon525
@psychoDon525 4 года назад
"Does your mother teach something to your mom" is the best version of "your mom gay" I've ever heard. Rawk Hawk said Lesbian rights.
@TeruteruBozusama
@TeruteruBozusama 4 года назад
Given all we have seen of Mario and Luigi's parents are silhouettes could they be two women. I like this theory!
@heheheiamderpmatter375
@heheheiamderpmatter375 4 года назад
The thought of Mario and Luigi being raised by lesbians kinda frightens me, and i have no idea why.
@solarflare9078
@solarflare9078 4 года назад
*Hawc Green
@SuperMonaLisaBros
@SuperMonaLisaBros 3 года назад
@@TeruteruBozusama Mario and Luigi are of Umbra descent.
@rescuerex7031
@rescuerex7031 4 года назад
I'm amazed how consistent this is, Carbon literally destroyed Peralberg like he said he would "I want Peralberg Back Carbon"
@joshheron8833
@joshheron8833 4 года назад
"our fans do not want to see porn heroes get skin, kid." what the actual frick
@xian2themax
@xian2themax 3 года назад
“Viviana’s skills: Entry”
@Vania1669
@Vania1669 4 года назад
"grubba used the crystal star to drive a car..." So that's what we killed him for? Driving a Car?
@TheDeepThinker-sq3iy
@TheDeepThinker-sq3iy 4 года назад
No, You didn't kill him.... that was the end monologue summery of what happened. he used the crystal star... after You beat him. . . . meaning. . . . . . . YOU KILLED HIS TWIN BROTHER ! ! ! THUM THUM TU THUUUUMM! LOGIC INCEPTION!
@Vania1669
@Vania1669 4 года назад
@@TheDeepThinker-sq3iy N-NANIII!!? Are you telling me that Grubba faked his death only to. Rise again years later so that he could use the power of the crystal start to drive all the cars in the world?!
@ZakStrife9
@ZakStrife9 4 года назад
Basicaly GTA
@spideroi
@spideroi 4 года назад
In our defense he did say it was a dangerous car
@mediocreviddygameplayer
@mediocreviddygameplayer 4 года назад
"Hi, I do not feel bad!" "My God, you have a worse problem than me!" "Viviana is a party!"
@oldbadname3633
@oldbadname3633 4 года назад
*Vivian's skills: Entry*
@kalejuice5701
@kalejuice5701 4 года назад
I almost cried at that part
@VonFirflirch
@VonFirflirch 4 года назад
@@oldbadname3633 And then you look at her later abilities x)
@tichopeop1660
@tichopeop1660 4 года назад
Yeah, if ya have seen *other* playthroughs.......
@condoslime776
@condoslime776 4 года назад
vivian now joined your girlfriend.
@bobthememer9731
@bobthememer9731 4 года назад
“That’s a white man” Goombella - 2019
@rishisavur8224
@rishisavur8224 4 года назад
It's even better that it's a white MAGI-koopa in Klan attire
@PunkDisciple23
@PunkDisciple23 4 года назад
"Let the circle of cream feel the baby" is something you would hear in a low quality doujin
@Goodbutevilgenius
@Goodbutevilgenius 3 года назад
Sounds like a line from the Great Days opening.
@Volcanic_Rave
@Volcanic_Rave 4 года назад
Oh They still say “I came.” randomly Good to know.
@gaymer2574
@gaymer2574 4 года назад
I too, cum when talking to Paper Mario.
@kyubeyz_7062
@kyubeyz_7062 4 года назад
Mariomaniac88 what should they say originally???
@ladymoragsbootlaces8059
@ladymoragsbootlaces8059 4 года назад
I'm pretty sure "I came" was translated from "Come on," or "let's go" or such
@luciandust2355
@luciandust2355 4 года назад
Kyubeyz _ from what I can tell, it’s most likely a translation of ‘let’s go’
@luciandust2355
@luciandust2355 4 года назад
Agent 005 yea i got nothing for that one
@pikag10
@pikag10 4 года назад
“The light within you will destroy you. Remember.” -Hawk Green, probably a Sith Lord
@sofrik9715
@sofrik9715 4 года назад
*Hawc Green
@bigmanroadman3910
@bigmanroadman3910 4 года назад
Have you ever herald the tragedy of darth gunsales?
@Jetblast01
@Jetblast01 4 года назад
Or a seeker of Darkness.
@naterk9460
@naterk9460 4 года назад
7:43 "Go chicken, quick chicken!" I swear that has to be an official catchphrase
@bldhf
@bldhf 4 года назад
"The light within you will destroy you. Remember." - Gandhi
@funkythor6457
@funkythor6457 4 года назад
Grodan: I fear no man but that thing. "Carbon" Grodan: It scares me
@blunderbus2695
@blunderbus2695 4 года назад
Grodan*
@funkythor6457
@funkythor6457 4 года назад
Flash-Flire thanks
@superwhatevergamin9634
@superwhatevergamin9634 4 года назад
So relatable
@rkb1723
@rkb1723 4 года назад
Just wait until Chapter 8. The pre-Grodus battle scene with Koops out becomes, something else.
@condoslime776
@condoslime776 4 года назад
Carbon likes grodan though. "listen mario, this man looks great" You'll hear more about that in section 8 when grodus says something very special.
@bluetangsrock938
@bluetangsrock938 4 года назад
10:05 Beetle thingies: "Wheeee! It will be fun to be happy!" Stryder: "Aw, that's really wholesome." Mr. Grubba: "Be prepared... *FOR WAR!!!*"
@jemuzuthestrangebear
@jemuzuthestrangebear 4 года назад
happy means brutal death
@ZakStrife9
@ZakStrife9 4 года назад
I died there dude xdd
@datguywithabanana3083
@datguywithabanana3083 4 года назад
ssassswaaaa@/trrvfffgrr I agree
@lollikabosso.w.n7153
@lollikabosso.w.n7153 4 года назад
Were not fuckin around. You think this is a kind game for babies? No! Welcome to the trenches, next gass atack will kill the first line. You are with the first line!
@Fungo4
@Fungo4 4 года назад
"This is the price of war, Mr. Gunsales" >Tony Stark providing weapons to the military, colorized
@samrowan6096
@samrowan6096 4 года назад
I love just how aggressively King K comes on to Mario. Everyone in this series is doing it, but King K just takes the thirst to a whole new level. Dude has absolutely no chill.
@sirsaggle6513
@sirsaggle6513 4 года назад
You didn’t add the part where Grubba said “They say that shootings are the smell of society”
@prismacan7752
@prismacan7752 4 года назад
Probably for the best it was left out?
@DoAllDogsLikeMarmite
@DoAllDogsLikeMarmite 4 года назад
That sounds like Bane, tbh.
@MrMega1423
@MrMega1423 4 года назад
I didn't know that Grubbs was American
@FazzSatoshi
@FazzSatoshi 4 года назад
Something something we live in a society
@TheUltimateRare
@TheUltimateRare 4 года назад
it's hard to get good high lights of chapter 3 without showing everything, It'S SO GOOD!
@panickyandy8291
@panickyandy8291 4 года назад
"Hi, I'm Carbon, this is my boyfriend Gunsales and his boyfriend King K"
@user-hz5hn7ts1i
@user-hz5hn7ts1i 4 года назад
The poly representation we all need
@W.2026
@W.2026 4 года назад
Modern relationships in a nutshell
@BeefeusSteak
@BeefeusSteak 4 года назад
K rool?
@emmamora7
@emmamora7 4 года назад
Lightroot Industries No, King KKK
@tedcross5362
@tedcross5362 4 года назад
@@emmamora7 Please don't.
@milesbyt
@milesbyt 4 года назад
"Destroy everything." -Lord Swoop
@Detective.Horonigai
@Detective.Horonigai 4 года назад
13:16- "Can we get a-" *sharp inhale*
@jonathantruong7069
@jonathantruong7069 4 года назад
Jolene: Mr Gunsales? Want to feel good? Follow me. Mario: What did I just sign?
@jesalt8230
@jesalt8230 3 года назад
512 likes, half a megabyte, gigabyte, terabyte...
@jesalt8230
@jesalt8230 2 года назад
Why did I wrote this?
@aborealisglfry
@aborealisglfry 4 года назад
Why does everyone have the hots for Mario in this
@Spooky_Bard
@Spooky_Bard 4 года назад
I mean...have you looked at him? Who wouldn't?
@grateoraclelewot6326
@grateoraclelewot6326 4 года назад
I mean, to be fair, that was true in the normal version as well.
@aborealisglfry
@aborealisglfry 4 года назад
Grate Oracle Lewot you right.
@19martincito73
@19martincito73 4 года назад
@@aborealisglfry Mario is a Chad to the TTYD female partners. He gets kissed by all of them and they all hint that they wanna get under the pants with him.
@anueutsuho7425
@anueutsuho7425 4 года назад
@@19martincito73 Now it just applies to the dudes also.
@VesaKo
@VesaKo 4 года назад
"Hello, we want everyone to die at least once!" every killing game ever
@ScourgeTheGreat
@ScourgeTheGreat 4 года назад
"Behind the scenes rich people of the world attack" This guy understands the truth
@Kasima494
@Kasima494 4 года назад
"Hello, we want everyone to die at least once!" So this is the evolution of YOLO
@TaIathar
@TaIathar 4 года назад
So... YODO?
@emily286
@emily286 4 года назад
But he said "at least" once, so I'm not sure that entirely fits
@3st3st77
@3st3st77 4 года назад
So.. YALDO?
@modestheliolisk
@modestheliolisk 4 года назад
EDALO Everyone Dies At Least Once
@skipperkippz4564
@skipperkippz4564 4 года назад
I like "YALDO" better, much more of a coherent acronym
@hereil
@hereil 4 года назад
5:22 "Don't worry about the war... There will be cake!" There is no war in Glitzville.
@CyberBlastoise
@CyberBlastoise 4 года назад
Of course there's war! Why do you think there are so many refugees?
@undefined6512
@undefined6512 4 года назад
If there is no war, then the cake is a lie.
@RealClassixX
@RealClassixX 4 года назад
Princess Peach has invited you to Lake Laogai.
@sansundertale2424
@sansundertale2424 4 года назад
@@RealClassixX Roses are red Storm clouds are gray There is no war In Ba Sing Sae (I butchered the spelling)
@InumiDarkness
@InumiDarkness 4 года назад
Wait... GLaDOS? Is the cake a lie?
@spencersonnefeld
@spencersonnefeld 4 года назад
"The light within you will destroy you." Welcome to Hallownest.
@eebbeeb6032
@eebbeeb6032 2 года назад
I didn't expect to see hollow knight here
@CosmicZ2222
@CosmicZ2222 4 года назад
"this is General gunsales, our new business star!" ..... "Go away, man." fucking killed me xD
@johno_5.0
@johno_5.0 4 года назад
"You can be guilty before learning human redemption" raw energy and power from Carbon there
@TheTraviesot
@TheTraviesot 4 года назад
“Hello, we want everyone to die at least once!”
@WorldWalker128
@WorldWalker128 4 года назад
Well, that won't be hard to accomplish.
@runningoncylinders3829
@runningoncylinders3829 4 года назад
@@WorldWalker128 Tardigrades: Is that a challenge?
@Namadu7
@Namadu7 4 года назад
For the record, "Haterator" is in the original game's dialogue.
@snezhnayaqueen82
@snezhnayaqueen82 4 года назад
Hands down Carbon is the best boyfriend in this series.
@Wings_Of_Nightfall
@Wings_Of_Nightfall 4 года назад
Peach: Is this the soul of the Devil? General Gunsales: I think this is for Carbon.
@fiammaorsmth9840
@fiammaorsmth9840 4 года назад
"Behind the scenes, rich people of the world attack."
@sansundertale2424
@sansundertale2424 4 года назад
Too true.
@ecto3075
@ecto3075 4 года назад
There is a uncanny truth to that line
@Supernat98
@Supernat98 4 года назад
Sounds like a verse in a System of a Down song lol
@patchyluna
@patchyluna 4 года назад
Deus Ex: The Thousand Year Door
@TheGoldenDunsparce
@TheGoldenDunsparce 4 года назад
Deep.
@arcturus0389
@arcturus0389 4 года назад
8:28 the "Yer fucking TOOTIN" caught me by surprised and i almost choked on the hashbrown i was eating
@Fungo4
@Fungo4 4 года назад
"Now I Can not Stop Feeling" is probably the best song on The Joles premiere album "Gunsales Is On Me"
@donkarasu-9644
@donkarasu-9644 4 года назад
That weird moment when you remember that King K is supposed to be quite old...
@TeruteruBozusama
@TeruteruBozusama 4 года назад
And apparently he just had a son!
@tomjackal5708
@tomjackal5708 4 года назад
so what old dudes can still rock it
@lemon82orange93
@lemon82orange93 4 года назад
"The light within you will destroy you" that's actually deep smh
@TinySwanGrandAdventures
@TinySwanGrandAdventures 4 года назад
I can't help but think of Kingdom Hearts because of that line
@stegomasaurus6737
@stegomasaurus6737 4 года назад
Watch Book of Mario 64 and you'll find it's even deeper than you think...
@RaggedyMimiga
@RaggedyMimiga 4 года назад
I'm really impressed by the character arc that King K. went through in the underwater city section. The romance scenes were beautifully written and the narrative was tight.
@coaxingtheghost5454
@coaxingtheghost5454 4 года назад
“It’s nice that underwear is afraid of black magic...”
@condoslime776
@condoslime776 4 года назад
"I want to eat hoko saba and destroy our city" 2:25 and then he did.
@superwhatevergamin9634
@superwhatevergamin9634 4 года назад
That madkoopa did it. He actually destroyed Petalburg.
@emblemblade9245
@emblemblade9245 4 года назад
I want Petalburg back Carbon ;-;
@theminiyosshi2901
@theminiyosshi2901 4 года назад
Princess Peach: I’m the bad guy! Shadow Queen: I’m the good guy! I really want that to happen
@bluecloud3091
@bluecloud3091 4 года назад
Good news
@RetroDL
@RetroDL 4 года назад
7:07 is a really awesome line and I feel like more people should be talking about it
@zeroth9051
@zeroth9051 4 года назад
"Stop producing storytelling..." I can use this.
@Gamering22
@Gamering22 4 года назад
“He found my secret pumpkin. I’m out.” I don’t know how you’re not losing it reading these lines
@xian2themax
@xian2themax 2 года назад
Often he laughs at them on stream then says it again a second time without laughing and only shows the second time on stream
@kalithar394
@kalithar394 4 года назад
I love how everyone in Glitzville just had a kid and they're all really proud of them.
@VonFirflirch
@VonFirflirch 4 года назад
Not surprising, with all the cumming involved... ;)
@Ace_Maus
@Ace_Maus 4 года назад
And the kid can change from boy to girl at will.
@likira111
@likira111 4 года назад
It's from all the cumming.
@ayumitoshiyuki5619
@ayumitoshiyuki5619 4 года назад
"A person knows how to get through tubes, it's called f*ck" Well, I mean... he's not wrong
@gurpreetsingh793
@gurpreetsingh793 4 года назад
We should never perfect the translation technology, or we'll lose gems like these
@Bluedino152
@Bluedino152 4 года назад
"I want petalburg back" manages to crack me up no matter what.
@jaycup1487
@jaycup1487 4 года назад
Their consistency is the scariest part to me
@vinesickle3383
@vinesickle3383 4 года назад
Nocturne 03 Exactly what I was about to comment. King K, Grubba, Rawk Ha- I’m mean Hawc Green have been consistent throughout the chapter.
@TetanusBooster
@TetanusBooster 4 года назад
"Is this the soul of the devil? Use your power to control the world!" Carbon, it's for you.
@PukiLynx
@PukiLynx 4 года назад
"I'm sure you know my big deal.. I have a car." *Bro I did not know he had a car. I got totally spoiled for that moment*
@ExpiredPork
@ExpiredPork 4 года назад
Carbon is by far the best partner name of any game, ever. I also love that he is basically satan.
@homers1999
@homers1999 4 года назад
He's not Satan! He's god! (Self proclaimed like the curse box claiming to be the devil.)
@FlatlandsSurvivor
@FlatlandsSurvivor 4 года назад
he also claims to be Christ and seeks to destroy It, The Father, All (which is God, presumably)
@homers1999
@homers1999 4 года назад
@@FlatlandsSurvivor too bad, that Mario already killed Christ in book of Mario 64!
@IstvanEgri-zr5sp
@IstvanEgri-zr5sp 2 года назад
@@FlatlandsSurvivor his father, All(ah)
@Antigen__
@Antigen__ 4 года назад
"More... war." Those are some hardcore last words.
@ScourgeTheGreat
@ScourgeTheGreat 4 года назад
I think J.K Rowling wrote this version, given the sheer number of characters who have suddenly become gay in this version
@drfidelis558
@drfidelis558 4 года назад
BOMTOD? More like HPTOD
@xephyre6955
@xephyre6955 4 года назад
No way. This is too good to be made by J K Rowling
@jamiedoesstuff5871
@jamiedoesstuff5871 4 года назад
Can’t be, Sir Snow is a trans man in this translation and J.K Rowling kinda hates trans people iirc
@DeathBringerBecky
@DeathBringerBecky 4 года назад
@@jamiedoesstuff5871 What evidence do you have of that?
@teamawesomeness7137
@teamawesomeness7137 4 года назад
It's just google translate
@tearlach47
@tearlach47 4 года назад
17:45 Canonically before Sunshine, I see...
@JinjoJinjoJinjo
@JinjoJinjoJinjo 4 года назад
The fact that grubbs is obsessed with children scares me
@sami32e
@sami32e 4 года назад
Well, his son DID die, so...
@raspberry144mb3
@raspberry144mb3 4 года назад
Grubba did not kill himself.
@anueutsuho7425
@anueutsuho7425 4 года назад
Meanwhile Jolene wants DAD E MEAT
@sami32e
@sami32e 4 года назад
ANueUtsuho that was grubba, actually
@condoslime776
@condoslime776 4 года назад
First thing he said to mario was "do you have children?" so yeah. Also he congratulationed mario on his child right after getting yoshi.
@ICharlyl
@ICharlyl 4 года назад
Gombella had to tell "this is a white man" to the one foe who looked the most to a klu klux clan member
@john_stromboli
@john_stromboli 4 года назад
13:04 That sentence ties in well with where Goombella is
@justinowens8834
@justinowens8834 4 года назад
"I only collect information that I know..." -princess pe
@dratrav
@dratrav 4 года назад
"Banks should burn" -goomba
@profaneddonut5342
@profaneddonut5342 4 года назад
-goomba- *fish*
@s.e.111films3
@s.e.111films3 4 года назад
*he headbuts him*
@FISH__________________
@FISH__________________ 3 года назад
Fuckin' goomba
@arcadium3459
@arcadium3459 4 года назад
You know a series is going to be hilarious when Stryder laughs at the tail-end of his content warning at the video's start.
@ItsYaBoi129
@ItsYaBoi129 3 года назад
I don't hear it
@patchyluna
@patchyluna 4 года назад
"You have many followers and will be accused of evil." Yeah, that's kind of par for the course when one of your followers is a town-burning sociopath.
@Azeriiall
@Azeriiall 4 года назад
18:28 “I will give you speed. I learned what it was..” *I AM SPEED*
@pluto3194
@pluto3194 4 года назад
Honestly the subplot of Carbon secretly wanting to destroy the world is my favourite part of this anime
@digitalunity
@digitalunity 4 года назад
"Why play bad games?" - Carbon
@Squidkid25
@Squidkid25 4 года назад
True man, carbon is right
@bluecarom4222
@bluecarom4222 4 года назад
I bet the devs of Big Rigs won't like that comment...
@whotookmypuddingcup4131
@whotookmypuddingcup4131 4 года назад
@dog forklift is the worst game ever.
@perrywakeman4087
@perrywakeman4087 2 года назад
Omg, YOUR RIGHT! (puts down copy of sticker Star)
@piranhasz427
@piranhasz427 4 года назад
I always burst out laughing when someone declares themself married to/dating Mario or if they all of a sudden have a child like King K
@ghettogecko7995
@ghettogecko7995 4 года назад
"If you want to come back to court, come back! Have a seat." "You have many followers and you will be accused of evil" That sentence is perfect and makes me wonder if google translate really did this.
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