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Paper Mario TTYD, But it's Horribly Translated (Chapter 5 & 6) 

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Starting the second half of a crazy Google Translated version of The Thousand-Year Door. This time, we venture to an island with Flavio, who claims "we are here to kill." He also loves explosions and expects Mario to attack other encampments. Later on, we have a 3 Day Period and need to solve the sticky sticky delicious mystery as "Luigi."
This is what happens when you take Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door and run it through Google Translate one too many times. You're left with "Book of Mario: Thousands of Doors." You'd be surprised how much this completely changes certain characters, affects the story, and how many ridiculous comments there are. I streamed this in November 2019, but just a warning, some of the clips are a full of innuendos and language. Of course, this mod is not endorsed by Nintendo.
My personal favorite aspect is when the lore from this translation is unintentionally expanded upon. For example, Koops, now "Carbon," is always talking about wanting to destroy cities, wants to "end" his father and everyone else, and considers Mario his lover. These mistranslations are somewhat consistent throughout the entire game.
I'm taking a break from the glitch content since I burn out easily. When you play a game for hours every day with the sole intention of finding or explaining glitches, this is bound to happen I suppose. This best explains my tendency to disappear from the channel for months at a time. I figured we could try something different this time, in the form of the stream highlights format a lot of you guys seem to enjoy. Thank you for understanding!!

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Комментарии : 1,3 тыс.   
@tizzytaz3321
@tizzytaz3321 4 года назад
I love the fact that everyone is either: A) A homicidal maniac B) Sexually frustrated C) Both.
@bfdirockythelugiastan
@bfdirockythelugiastan 4 года назад
D) Carbon
@Tim_593
@Tim_593 4 года назад
Alle the above) Pregnant family member
@starberrysparkler
@starberrysparkler 4 года назад
F) I came
@ThatOneShortieHo
@ThatOneShortieHo 4 года назад
Everyone in this comment section is B
@RikThunder33
@RikThunder33 4 года назад
so...a homosexual maniac?
@ItsMisc
@ItsMisc 4 года назад
"I'm in the boat." -Man Not in the Boat
@bigmeaty9000
@bigmeaty9000 4 года назад
art.
@Gamering22
@Gamering22 4 года назад
He was the only member that wasn’t on the boat
@canadaofficial8008
@canadaofficial8008 4 года назад
1:53
@QuantemDeconstructor
@QuantemDeconstructor 4 года назад
Oyster, Flavio
@zapdragon5942
@zapdragon5942 4 года назад
That Bob-omb was clearly in denial
@annalynn8264
@annalynn8264 4 года назад
*Vivian learned "SEX"* Yeah that seems about right
@anueutsuho7425
@anueutsuho7425 4 года назад
Nice
@anueutsuho7425
@anueutsuho7425 4 года назад
And Ms. Mowz learns Dad.
@Ze_eT
@Ze_eT 4 года назад
*Goes to Assault Menu* *Selects "SEX"*
@anueutsuho7425
@anueutsuho7425 4 года назад
@@Ze_eT OH NO
@dELTA13579111315
@dELTA13579111315 4 года назад
For years I thought Vivian's hair was her nose.
@heyomaio
@heyomaio 4 года назад
"Goombella, I'm not your daughter." Don't talk back to your mother.
@user-fe7qe5vl4g
@user-fe7qe5vl4g 4 года назад
Nice (ik it's in the video)
@dracodeanglicus3857
@dracodeanglicus3857 4 года назад
Airport!
@lovelovemiraclesunsetgirl
@lovelovemiraclesunsetgirl 4 года назад
the terrorist arc where mario and flavio take a boat full of bombs to the united states has always been my favorite part of thousands of doors
@edgarjuarez2241
@edgarjuarez2241 4 года назад
They'll take down the twin ports.
@tech6hutch
@tech6hutch 4 года назад
You're probably on a list now
@rowdyrobgaming8726
@rowdyrobgaming8726 4 года назад
Things i never thought id read for 600, Alex
@milesbyt
@milesbyt 4 года назад
"OH NO!!!" -Fatguy703
@ThatNoobKing
@ThatNoobKing 4 года назад
*gunsales and flavio
@dramacheckr
@dramacheckr 4 года назад
"Cut The Neck" is actually an unironically sick name for a drink.
@belisarius6949
@belisarius6949 4 года назад
Also known as Bloody Mary
@SeraphOC
@SeraphOC 4 года назад
@@belisarius6949 That's a cursed comment and I love it.
@TeruteruBozusama
@TeruteruBozusama 4 года назад
It has a little sweet yet metallic taste..!
@ethnictendo
@ethnictendo 4 года назад
It burns the throat from how spicy it is. That's why it's called that.
@maninthemask6275
@maninthemask6275 4 года назад
Ok 👌 reddit pleb
@rkb1723
@rkb1723 4 года назад
"Infatuate" turning to "Sex" is understandable. "Smooch" turning into "Dad" not so much.
@raspberry144mb3
@raspberry144mb3 4 года назад
smooch your dad
@BloodfelX
@BloodfelX 4 года назад
Paper Mario : The Thousand Year Door, as translated by Sigmund Freud.
@TheDurk
@TheDurk 4 года назад
@@BloodfelX Or maybe Tom Brady?
@robbie5899
@robbie5899 3 года назад
Lmao
@mariosonicfan2010
@mariosonicfan2010 4 года назад
Carbon's movelist: - Shell Launch - The Shell - Shell Shell - *_N U C L E A R N O I S E_*
@kirbymlgnes1482
@kirbymlgnes1482 4 года назад
*Sex*
@funninoriginal6054
@funninoriginal6054 4 года назад
Dad
@jimphoenix494
@jimphoenix494 4 года назад
The best part is that *SEX* sets everyone on fire
@rylandtappe-inglis6325
@rylandtappe-inglis6325 4 года назад
that escalated quickly
@funninoriginal6054
@funninoriginal6054 4 года назад
@@jimphoenix494 Thats pretty *hot* not gonna lie
@Slenderquil
@Slenderquil 4 года назад
I like how the story in this version is likely that bobbery killed scarlet and then forged a letter as her
@GameAlicornLuna
@GameAlicornLuna 4 года назад
Then he forgot that he forged it.
@CODMarioWarfare
@CODMarioWarfare 4 года назад
Well the dementia is setting in... he is an old man, after all
@craigdellicarpini772
@craigdellicarpini772 4 года назад
Slenderquil Ramcharge Yo wut?
@mushymcmushington7176
@mushymcmushington7176 4 года назад
Paper Silent Hill 2
@Luigiofthegods
@Luigiofthegods 4 года назад
Paper Mario: Memento
@cloudskat3r
@cloudskat3r 4 года назад
“Do you know how much I’m confident AND nervous?” Mood
@belisarius6949
@belisarius6949 4 года назад
That literally sums up Carbon. He's a shy nervous Koopa Lad plotting to destroy the Universe and all reality.
@claudiaperi4990
@claudiaperi4990 4 года назад
And eating Hoko Saba in the meantime
@belisarius6949
@belisarius6949 4 года назад
@@claudiaperi4990 He wanted to eat Hoko Saba to absorb her Power
@claudiaperi4990
@claudiaperi4990 4 года назад
But not before Hoko Saba’s final wish of doing the dishes was granted
@fivefoxesinatrenchcoat1744
@fivefoxesinatrenchcoat1744 4 года назад
Get Crazy With The Cheese Whiz *Cermet is quaking*
@IceDragon289
@IceDragon289 4 года назад
"Chicken sperm" is honestly a pretty good insult.
@condoslime776
@condoslime776 4 года назад
Google translate knows how to make a good insult.
@lilpercy1124
@lilpercy1124 4 года назад
Hazbin Hotel- "You Fried Chicken Fetuses!" XD
@shtwick
@shtwick 4 года назад
*19:28*
@robbie5899
@robbie5899 3 года назад
I'm taking that insult now. I'm going to use it.
@HylianFox3
@HylianFox3 Год назад
Right out of Shakespeare
@zackyru3131
@zackyru3131 4 года назад
“My problem is that people have problems” *Understandable*
@anionshade970
@anionshade970 4 года назад
sounds like a monologue origin story to a villain. "you see dear hero..my problem, is that PEOPLE have problems. and everyone ALWAYS needs help. go help one person, another person has a problem. and no matter how many problems you solve you just cant stop them. i used to be *a problem solver* myself. and yet even if i solved them, sometimes i wasnt even thanked, or i was even treated worse. so you know what i decided? if there are no people...the world cant have problems."
@dracodeanglicus3857
@dracodeanglicus3857 4 года назад
*_underling, cut the fool’s neck._*
@gravity8120
@gravity8120 4 года назад
The opposite of Mr. Mowz, whose only problem is that she has no problems.
@Mehlmaschinex
@Mehlmaschinex 4 года назад
i can relate
@kirbyfazendoummoonwalk9214
@kirbyfazendoummoonwalk9214 3 года назад
@@anionshade970 lmao
@Stryder7x
@Stryder7x 4 года назад
You laugh, you lose
@bioico8458
@bioico8458 4 года назад
Haha yes
@SAMCO_CEO
@SAMCO_CEO 4 года назад
I accept your challenge
@elianewinter2638
@elianewinter2638 4 года назад
it's impossible to win then x)
@GregClayguy
@GregClayguy 4 года назад
i came
@ixcors
@ixcors 4 года назад
lost on the first piece of dialogue
@witicka3339
@witicka3339 4 года назад
"do we have a whah?" is the super mario equivalent of "can i get an amen?"
@BloodfelX
@BloodfelX 4 года назад
Even over a decade ago, Book of Mario was fighting to get Waluigi in Smash Bros.
@vaiyt
@vaiyt 4 года назад
Waaaa
@patchyluna
@patchyluna 4 года назад
Whahllelujah.
@ethnictendo
@ethnictendo 4 года назад
@@patchyluna IT'S RAINING MEMES WAHLELLUJAH IT'S RAINING MEMES
@dracodeanglicus3857
@dracodeanglicus3857 4 года назад
*_CAN I GET A TREAT!?_*
@TheMadRedHatter
@TheMadRedHatter 4 года назад
Are we gonna ignore the fact that Carbon is gaining nuclear powers?
@cultist_npc
@cultist_npc 4 года назад
this is Godzilla's origin story
@Razvii
@Razvii 4 года назад
While the others bother with magic and stuff, Carbon is aware the only solution to defeat their enemies are thermonuclear warheads,
@chemi169
@chemi169 4 года назад
This is how Carbon conquers the world
@gamedifficulty_4230
@gamedifficulty_4230 4 года назад
Watch out, Carbon has the nuke happy secret agenda “Nuclear weaponry is the future! How can you not see that!”
@cooldude2556
@cooldude2556 4 года назад
Yes... Yes we are going ignore this, as we don't want to be on his bad side
@mr.mermit6189
@mr.mermit6189 4 года назад
“And don’t DARE not read the newspaper!!!” *Reads newspaper* *Dies*
@chefdunsparce4254
@chefdunsparce4254 4 года назад
double negatives be like:
@bottinator22
@bottinator22 4 года назад
Doesn't not read newspaper, dies
@skeleton_tea
@skeleton_tea 4 года назад
Legolover903 heccin double standards ughhh
@strider984
@strider984 4 года назад
corpse party be like:
@hereil
@hereil 4 года назад
"Huh? I have to pay." "No rubber?" tell me about it
@dracodeanglicus3857
@dracodeanglicus3857 4 года назад
My problem is that people have problems
@thewhitefox6478
@thewhitefox6478 Год назад
@@dracodeanglicus3857 my only problem is that I have no problems
@GodChaos333
@GodChaos333 4 года назад
My lord. Even the learned moves match Carbon and Vivian. Nuclear noise, and sex
@decheater64
@decheater64 4 года назад
And Bobbery learns "Dad". Somehow this also makes sense to me
@condoslime776
@condoslime776 4 года назад
@@decheater64 mowz is the one to learn dad. Bob learns bob
@OatmealTheCrazy
@OatmealTheCrazy 4 года назад
It's a great move for her to learn after she joins your girlfriend in chapter 4
@teedeegremlin
@teedeegremlin 4 года назад
I mean, Carbon can now destroy opponents like he destroyed his town. And Vivian is literally just the same as before, considering the internet.
@BluShiGuy
@BluShiGuy 2 года назад
Haha
@bige8293
@bige8293 4 года назад
I love how translating a popular video game into different languages back and forth turns an E rated game into a rated M game
@Fritzafella
@Fritzafella 4 года назад
Big esj Marios got the hat for it atleast
@rylandtappe-inglis6325
@rylandtappe-inglis6325 4 года назад
mostly alphabet pedophile sermon. I came.
@rylandtappe-inglis6325
@rylandtappe-inglis6325 4 года назад
Google translate is cursed
@AkameGaKillfan777
@AkameGaKillfan777 4 года назад
In this battle I want you to pull it out. Do...not...forget.
@AnAverageArceus
@AnAverageArceus 4 года назад
More like AO
@Xblazemaurix3000
@Xblazemaurix3000 4 года назад
"You swine! If you want to steal my house, you're a terrible and bad person." Is this game trying to teach me moral stuff or something?
@marshroverv5632
@marshroverv5632 4 года назад
"Everyone knows you are a joke. I want evidence!"
@planetdragon5648
@planetdragon5648 4 года назад
Mario: Am I a joke to you?
@aerothallji6514
@aerothallji6514 4 года назад
*It is joke, hahahahahahaha!!! -A Russian Voice Actor*
@Codricmon
@Codricmon 4 года назад
If someone told me that was from Ace Attorney, I wouldn't even doubt it.
@ethnictendo
@ethnictendo 4 года назад
@@Codricmon It oddly makes too much sense for that game. I've not seen that game, but from what I've been told, some of the characters are dumb.
@pandakekok7319
@pandakekok7319 4 года назад
That quote looks like from a scene where Larry claims something and Edgeworth doesn't believe it
@TSKyanite
@TSKyanite 4 года назад
So, from what I can tell, Scarlette had affairs while Bobber was out at see, so Bobber killed her when he came back home, and then wrote a letter claiming to be from Scarlette that pinned it on the children. However, his friend let slip to Mario that Bob wrote it.
@dracodeanglicus3857
@dracodeanglicus3857 4 года назад
Thank the stars that Mario wasn’t thrown into the sea and not found by Cortze there...
@iheartkiecats
@iheartkiecats 4 года назад
And then he forgot that he killed her and forged that letter because of dementia
@BenTGN
@BenTGN 4 года назад
Carbon: I can destroy the defense and the entire world with my Nuclear Noise Mario: “Hehehe... I’m in danger”
@andyblargextra
@andyblargextra 4 года назад
Not surprising since he destroyed Petalburg.
@Some_guy_and_his_games
@Some_guy_and_his_games 4 года назад
Ben Nguyen he also ended his father
@Luigiofthegods
@Luigiofthegods 4 года назад
@@Some_guy_and_his_games He was already empty and disillusioned with the idea of killing his own father at the end of Section 1, which is why Koopley is miraculously somehow still alive.
@Some_guy_and_his_games
@Some_guy_and_his_games 4 года назад
Luigiofthegods I never said how he ended his father. he ended his career, he’s just a husk held by spirit strings
@trolololo720
@trolololo720 4 года назад
And yet *_The Shell_* is even more powerful than that
@Smannawarp
@Smannawarp 4 года назад
"I came! With clear water!" Yeah you should probably see a doctor about that...
@raspberry144mb3
@raspberry144mb3 4 года назад
Infertility
@king0vitrial
@king0vitrial 4 года назад
That sounds like peeing to me
@cm_wooten4250
@cm_wooten4250 4 года назад
Nah, just precum
@Mario2980
@Mario2980 4 года назад
To be fair, he's already dead.... maybe that's how he died... ._.
@Quario
@Quario 4 года назад
@@Mario2980 he cummed his soul out of his body
@galactic_c4090
@galactic_c4090 4 года назад
I never heard the phrase "Chicken Sperm" as an insult, but man this mod is good at making in insults
@Magicpaper1337
@Magicpaper1337 4 года назад
Not to mention Hawc Green is a bird. Being called a chicken in that phrase is also him being effectively called retarded since chickens are dumb as fuck.
@raspberry144mb3
@raspberry144mb3 4 года назад
@@Magicpaper1337 Don't insult my rooster like that, I watch these videos with him.
@cultist_npc
@cultist_npc 4 года назад
@@raspberry144mb3 what is roostr nam?
@raspberry144mb3
@raspberry144mb3 4 года назад
@@cultist_npc Fauntleroy
@cultist_npc
@cultist_npc 4 года назад
@@raspberry144mb3 col!
@arcadium3459
@arcadium3459 4 года назад
"If it's made of fire, try to touch it because it burns." Sterling assistance, Goombella. Apparently she can be just as brutal as Carbon.
@oneofmanyparadoxfans5447
@oneofmanyparadoxfans5447 4 года назад
I thought Carbon was just an edgelord.
@Soul_Alpha
@Soul_Alpha 3 года назад
@@oneofmanyparadoxfans5447 he learned nuclear noise, he means business.
@oneofmanyparadoxfans5447
@oneofmanyparadoxfans5447 3 года назад
@@Soul_Alpha I have a message to all fathers out there: RUN! FUCKING RUN!
@Soulraven2735
@Soulraven2735 3 года назад
Goombella is into S&M confirmed
@xRAINxOFxBLOODx
@xRAINxOFxBLOODx 4 года назад
19:40 "I'm a month late." *My god.* "And I learned something worse." *NOH*
@VonFirflirch
@VonFirflirch 4 года назад
With all these "dads" and "sons", everyone in Book of Mario's universe must be related somehow.
@belisarius6949
@belisarius6949 4 года назад
explains alot
@quedtion_marks_kirby_modding
@quedtion_marks_kirby_modding 4 года назад
The hasburgs be like.
@silvercandra4275
@silvercandra4275 4 года назад
Book of Mario: thousands of doors is set in Alabama!
@versutus2699
@versutus2699 4 года назад
People are also confusing brothers for wives
@idlingabout6128
@idlingabout6128 4 года назад
sweet home alabama
@Codricmon
@Codricmon 4 года назад
4:42 - "I keep the devil busy when I leave!" This will go right on my tombstone.
@sawhz_
@sawhz_ 3 года назад
And mine.
@blightedadmiral7006
@blightedadmiral7006 3 года назад
Lamo
@jesalt8230
@jesalt8230 3 года назад
@@blightedadmiral7006 ¿Qué lames?
@QueenofSilence101
@QueenofSilence101 4 года назад
"I'm dead, asshole!" Y'know, I can actually see Cortez saying that in-character. It lines up with his personality pretty well.
@DumaFire
@DumaFire 4 года назад
Absolutely lost my mind laughing at TEC being pregnant
@ZaxorVonSkyler
@ZaxorVonSkyler 4 года назад
And Peach is a month late!
@aciDCXIV
@aciDCXIV 4 года назад
«TEC! You are pregnant!.» TEC: W-What?! N-No! i-i’m n-not p-p-pregnant!.
@shtwick
@shtwick 4 года назад
*18:17*
@Sigma_San
@Sigma_San 4 года назад
That leaves one word... HOW?!
@insanityrat3063
@insanityrat3063 4 года назад
@@Sigma_San Peach is a futanari and TEC is a woman
@Cryomizer
@Cryomizer 4 года назад
GPS giving directions in the city: A street, a street, a street, a street, a street, a street better!
@KoenigKraehe
@KoenigKraehe 4 года назад
1:30 "We're not gonna steal your house bro!" And yet you have Carbon as your active partner. You sure *he* doesn't want Flavio's house?
@condoslime776
@condoslime776 4 года назад
I think he'd rather destroy his house instead. Though who's stopping him? Mario?
@KoenigKraehe
@KoenigKraehe 4 года назад
@@condoslime776 Carbon's not opposed to stealing either. He kind of wanted to steal a man's dog at one point. Mario might be able to stop him if he tells him to fight for freedom instead; it seems that he'd rather tell him to be himself, though. And of course, prompting Carbon to fight at all would end all the "enemies" on Earth, if he chooses to use The Shell. It'd just mean a catastrophe.
@OriginalGameteer
@OriginalGameteer 4 года назад
*I'm still full of terrorism...*
@magolor152
@magolor152 4 года назад
Was carbon writing that entry?
@quesohelado4995
@quesohelado4995 4 года назад
"This is an explosion!"
@dracodeanglicus3857
@dracodeanglicus3857 4 года назад
*_Zipper is a frog, an actor!_*
@condoslime776
@condoslime776 4 года назад
And just before that flavius said "what? united states" Fatguy's theory is that flavio is a terrorist sailing to the US *with a boat full of bombs*
@yukowolfang8645
@yukowolfang8645 4 года назад
Who could've known Rawk was very eco friendly, last words were "Go green.." This series is fantastic
@SM-ll1hz
@SM-ll1hz 4 года назад
“It is said that the monster destroyed a large city in the area.” Damnit, Carbon, I thought we went over this. Edit: How the hell has this gotten over 600 likes?
@davidlink53
@davidlink53 4 года назад
"I want Petalburg back, Carbon."
@tech6hutch
@tech6hutch 4 года назад
Carrrbon...that kills people, Carbon!
@letmeshowumypkmn
@letmeshowumypkmn 4 года назад
He learned Nuclear Noise and had to test it somewhere
@tech6hutch
@tech6hutch 4 года назад
@@letmeshowumypkmn real talk tho, that's such a good name for an ability
@BierBart12
@BierBart12 4 года назад
Fun fact, the decibel level rises over a certain point, sound just turns into a straight up shockwave.
@scylla1772
@scylla1772 4 года назад
Well now we know what "Smorg" is short for
@BreadtheRipper
@BreadtheRipper 4 года назад
This is an entirely different story than the original TTYD and I love it
@xian2themax
@xian2themax 3 года назад
they didn’t just translate everything the same amount of times like normally. They translated each textbox separately and stopped translating it when it was the funniest. Otherwise, half of the text would just be gibberish.
@mesousagaby740
@mesousagaby740 4 года назад
SMALL ORGANIZATIONS SMALL ORGANIZATIONS SMALL ORGANIZATIONS
@GalekC
@GalekC 4 года назад
Mesousa Gaby Sm. Org.
@arthurwatson2555
@arthurwatson2555 4 года назад
Didn't expect to see you here
@steverman2312
@steverman2312 3 года назад
SMALL ORGANIZATIONS SMALL ORGANIZATIONS SMALL ORGANIZATIONS
@Soul_Alpha
@Soul_Alpha 3 года назад
Now I wanna see how the happy lucky lottery bomb reacts to changing the clock backward in this version.
@fantasmaa510
@fantasmaa510 4 года назад
A new horribly translated video? I came.
@THEREALVITO
@THEREALVITO 4 года назад
With clear water!
@fantasmaa510
@fantasmaa510 4 года назад
Hot digestion!
@undefined6512
@undefined6512 4 года назад
*p i s s o f f , n e r d .*
@ethnictendo
@ethnictendo 4 года назад
For this, we must all suffer suffocation.
@Voyager141
@Voyager141 4 года назад
I translated yotu comment/ Many times. Badly. "appears to be tourist trips 1 Translate the new Loo video to Loo? I'm here."
@HannahBanina
@HannahBanina 4 года назад
I can’t believe you cut that green Toad saying “I hope he dies” about Flavio.
@condoslime776
@condoslime776 4 года назад
The toad actually said "you're dead to me" which is even better. I'm also surprised it got left out.
@starberrysparkler
@starberrysparkler 4 года назад
"I'm going to activate PAINT!" Who knew Lord Crump was a fan of Color Splash 12 years before it happened. All it took was a horribly botched translation to uncover it.
@matthewr6148
@matthewr6148 4 года назад
No, he wasn't just a fan, he's *responsible* for it; he *activated* it.
@InspHCallahan
@InspHCallahan 4 года назад
Maybe he's just too poor to afford Photoshop
@TheQuashingoftheTub
@TheQuashingoftheTub 4 года назад
@@InspHCallahan And can't find his copy of Mario Paint.
@JoySparx
@JoySparx 4 года назад
“Mario is learning special Christmas exercises!” *ad for Macy’s Christmas sale* This feels...intentional.
@ChillavaKirby
@ChillavaKirby 4 года назад
"I'm a girl who is very lucky in the stomach." Is she... is she pregnant?
@nicholasdaisyawesomeness1291
@nicholasdaisyawesomeness1291 4 года назад
???
@creppersaurusrex2300
@creppersaurusrex2300 4 года назад
I mean, he did say he's cold blooded
@wantedbird55srandomchannel28
@wantedbird55srandomchannel28 2 года назад
Mr./Ms. Mouser is almost as confusing as Carbon and Goombell combined.
@GewelReal
@GewelReal 4 года назад
"Listen for a second, small coconut extended" I need to remember this insult
@wef6146
@wef6146 3 года назад
Did you just fool me into thinking you're verified
@GewelReal
@GewelReal 3 года назад
@@wef6146 you fooled yourself
@Tepig28
@Tepig28 4 года назад
"I have my birthday?" >"The day of Wrath" Excuse me?
@dancorps1388
@dancorps1388 4 года назад
Maybe birthday to just day and move in the sentence.... not sure anbout the rest.
@ianhemingway9165
@ianhemingway9165 2 года назад
Carbon's planning something, I can feel it.
@smolspky
@smolspky 4 года назад
We have multiple super consistent characters in this game so far (that I know of, at least). Carbon - Wants to take over the world eventually. Psychopathic dude with a girlfriend that is illiterate like the rest of the modded game. The Yellow Koopa - Desperately hits up on Mario with any chance they get. Flavio - Loves explosions and sexual innuendos. Goombella - Gives you completely irrelevant and probably incredibly incorrect facts from a book.
@belisarius6949
@belisarius6949 4 года назад
Goombella also keeps letting people know that she came.
@youknowwhatthatmeansFISH1703
@youknowwhatthatmeansFISH1703 4 года назад
Hot
@trondordoesstuff
@trondordoesstuff 4 года назад
Peach - The main antagonist.
@belisarius6949
@belisarius6949 4 года назад
@@trondordoesstuff *Carbon chuckling in secret*
@mrmimeisfunny
@mrmimeisfunny 4 года назад
So I guess Goombella didn't change.
@metalmagerin3
@metalmagerin3 4 года назад
"Increase adventure to sit on my nose!" _Immediately stares on his nose_ *_PARALYTIC FEAR._*
@Luigiofthegods
@Luigiofthegods 4 года назад
1:58 Donate to the children's fund?! Why? What have children ever done for *me?*
@H1ghland1
@H1ghland1 4 года назад
Luigiofthegods exkuze me! (excuse me)
@AB-fl6wp
@AB-fl6wp 4 года назад
Carbon continues his reign of terror, as he, his boyfriend Mario and a fleet of ravaging pirates carry a ship filled with explosives to the United States.
@yesnomaybeso8633
@yesnomaybeso8633 4 года назад
HOW DOES THIS ONLY HAVE 9 LIKES?!
@krism.6598
@krism.6598 4 года назад
The captain even admits that he’s full of Terrorism.
@imnotavk
@imnotavk 4 года назад
Do you want to read "D A Y O F W R A T H"?
@coastersplus
@coastersplus 4 года назад
That actually kind of works here, I think. Dies Irae (generally literally translated as "Day of Wrath") is the song that plays in like every movie when someone dies, so I can kind of see a ghost having it.
@samuelthecamel
@samuelthecamel 4 года назад
a.k.a. Revelations
@King_Luigi
@King_Luigi 4 года назад
The title is actually telling you how long your punishment will be if you decide to read it against the ghosts wishes. (Or perhaps the punishment is just so terrible that it merely _feels_ like that much time passed, even though it's only been like.. 15 seconds.)
@blankblank1284
@blankblank1284 4 года назад
Sounds like Dies Irae, a Gregorian Chant describing the last Judgement. Dies Irae, Dies Illa, Dies Solvet Saeclum in favilla Teste David cum Syballa That is the part I know off the top of my head.
@likira111
@likira111 4 года назад
"Just leave me okay? I keep the devil busy when I leave" Unironically badass.
@melo_k
@melo_k 4 года назад
"Stop talking with puzzles, chicken sperm!" (c) God Browser, 2019
@HylianFox3
@HylianFox3 Год назад
I love how this is Shakespearean in its elegance.
@librus8680
@librus8680 4 года назад
Flavio's already ridiculous speech now enters the official realm of "comedic gobbledygook".
@fighter365365
@fighter365365 4 года назад
I so badly want to see the luigi stories, they’re already ludicrous, imagine them after forced translations
@katarinafox6962
@katarinafox6962 4 года назад
I don't think they were edited, sadly.
@fighter365365
@fighter365365 4 года назад
@@katarinafox6962 That is sad indeed
@Ninetails2000
@Ninetails2000 4 года назад
15:33-When you finally convince a top to bottom....
@jesperwillems_
@jesperwillems_ 4 года назад
Ninetails2000 you could also read it as if the ghost toad is a VERY dom top
@versutus2699
@versutus2699 4 года назад
When the letter said "I can only blame my children" I freaking lost it
@tacosanchez28
@tacosanchez28 4 года назад
“Everything went well, I’m still full of terrorism”
@baconinvader
@baconinvader 4 года назад
*Pours gasoline on Goomba* "Wanna know why they call me carbon?"
@Ars-Nova258
@Ars-Nova258 4 года назад
6:11 "Or if you want, you can use your Time Pump to explode later!" Me: Sorry game but I'm not into edging...
@Ktullanyx
@Ktullanyx 4 года назад
Stryder was it intentional that you make almost everyone sound so seductive the way you read their lines?
@Stryder7x
@Stryder7x 4 года назад
Only because they can’t stop with the innuendos in this translation lol
@RichConnerGMN
@RichConnerGMN 4 года назад
@@Stryder7x hello
@cantinoch9579
@cantinoch9579 4 года назад
@@Stryder7x Don't stop what you're doing. This is great!
@ethnictendo
@ethnictendo 4 года назад
@@Stryder7x Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets.
@mikofox9798
@mikofox9798 3 года назад
Your W H A T
@TheHyperTuber-VantaBlack
@TheHyperTuber-VantaBlack 4 года назад
Episode 1: "Carbon wants to end his father and take over the world. Episode 2: "Carbon takes over Petalburg and some other cities. Episode 3: "Carbon learns Nuclear Noise and destroys a giant city." Episode 4: OH BOY I CAN'T WAIT.
@alexander1274
@alexander1274 7 месяцев назад
Episode 4: “Carbon befriends Grodus and temporarily learns compassion, and also verbally destroys the shadow queen.
@luciandust2355
@luciandust2355 4 года назад
Stryder is well acquainted with Mistakes, as documented in his Badge Duplication video.
@TheNeonCaster
@TheNeonCaster 4 года назад
'Excess Express' to 'More Coffee Machines' is very good.
@tb3411
@tb3411 4 года назад
"There is something on the ground! We came!" "My womb is brown!"
@condoslime776
@condoslime776 4 года назад
that womb line is probably the most disgusting I've heard from book of mario. At least it can't get worse (and that's not and exaggeation because I've seen the rest of this game AND most of BoM64)
@Bitto1070
@Bitto1070 4 года назад
"do we have a whah?" *excited waluigi noises*
@rarebeeph1783
@rarebeeph1783 4 года назад
"Increase adventure to sit down on my nose!" -Flavio, the man with the long nose
@RichConnerGMN
@RichConnerGMN 4 года назад
😳
@Sol-rk7ze
@Sol-rk7ze 4 года назад
fart fetish in a nutshell
@thatcleverfox
@thatcleverfox 4 года назад
12:10 I just love how completely done Stryder sounds.
@PeashooterSCP-TMK
@PeashooterSCP-TMK 4 года назад
"Bol" -Hawc Green
@Kasmodamous
@Kasmodamous 4 года назад
Top 10 sadest anime moments
@mimireuser5383
@mimireuser5383 4 года назад
“THIS IS NOT A BREASTFEEDING FLOWER” DUUUUUHHHHHHH GUYS!!
@EvdogMusic
@EvdogMusic 4 года назад
o ok i didnt know
@arrowsecho5779
@arrowsecho5779 4 года назад
why does everything you say sound so seductive
@yukowolfang8645
@yukowolfang8645 4 года назад
I came
@ThatOneShortieHo
@ThatOneShortieHo 4 года назад
His voice is magical, that's why
@allooutrick8266
@allooutrick8266 4 года назад
Talking slowly at points, putting particular emphasis on words. I'd wager that's why.
@jesalt8230
@jesalt8230 3 года назад
@@allooutrick8266 Piss off, nerd
@SneedBass
@SneedBass 4 года назад
Why is this so good? Everything flows in a schizophrenic way.
@Azure70
@Azure70 4 года назад
If you think this is good, wait till you see the prequel Book of Mario 64.
@CumLordGary
@CumLordGary 3 года назад
@@Azure70 and it's underrated sequel Super Book of Mario
@trevbenjamin311
@trevbenjamin311 4 года назад
Flavio, what’s your idea of the perfect date? “You. Me. Hammers. Morning.”
@firedrake110
@firedrake110 4 года назад
"Always disloyal" oh Scarlett, never change you old scamp
@HammerspaceCreature
@HammerspaceCreature 4 года назад
Many drinks are consumed. Well that explains a lot.
@leafyyay6190
@leafyyay6190 4 года назад
12:01 dawn of the first day, 72 hours remain
@gabek7759
@gabek7759 3 года назад
*initiate clock town music*
@Nachisoubu
@Nachisoubu 3 года назад
17:07 "Wow, I'm apparently not good at sex." - Stryder7x, 2019
@1Thunderfire
@1Thunderfire 4 года назад
"I'm going to activate PAINT!" Please, no, not Colour Splash!
@wondermittens1844
@wondermittens1844 4 года назад
OH YEAH THAT ROBOT WITH THE PAINT! That video was hilarious
@ShycoWar
@ShycoWar 4 года назад
1:29 I _never_ noticed these framed pictures before. Bowser, Rawk Hawk, and even Geno. Wow.
@callmeninaiced
@callmeninaiced 4 года назад
Iirc SMRPG is canon to the Paper Mario universe or something
@anueutsuho7425
@anueutsuho7425 4 года назад
I'm pretty sure they were edited in. This is an HD texture hack, and I bet the original photos were so illegible as to make remaking them impossible.
@tech6hutch
@tech6hutch 4 года назад
@@anueutsuho7425 really? I didn't even notice the game was different
@anueutsuho7425
@anueutsuho7425 4 года назад
Yep. I checked, and the original photos looked like weird blobs.
@tech6hutch
@tech6hutch 4 года назад
@@anueutsuho7425 ah ok. Would you happen to know where I could find this HD hack?
@gferrol118
@gferrol118 4 года назад
"Apparently I'm not good at sex" - stryder 2019
@rustyshackleford5166
@rustyshackleford5166 4 года назад
12:10 Huh? There is sonething on the ground! We came! That escalated quickly...
@adonas3903
@adonas3903 4 года назад
5:10 When your father is Italian
@tech6hutch
@tech6hutch 4 года назад
Che peccato, mamma mia
@Ohfukmoment
@Ohfukmoment 4 года назад
“Do you know how much I’m confident *and* nervous?” Me constantly.
@val_923
@val_923 4 года назад
i'm not even gonna lie, almost all of this just reads like earthbound dialogue
@Charziken
@Charziken 4 года назад
"Are you sure you want to throw bob?" Well I mean... that's how we use his ability, isn't it?
@loafus9797
@loafus9797 3 года назад
18:11 I lost it at "the computer is based"
@Jambotheclown
@Jambotheclown 4 года назад
Chicken sperm is such a wonderful insult.
@sarahsweeney18
@sarahsweeney18 4 года назад
I'm so happy this came out before my final in precalculus and helped cure my finals nerves.
@FinalGamerJames
@FinalGamerJames 4 года назад
16:21 Slaughterhouse Zip is my favourite Kurt Vonnegoom novel.
@PoloRossi
@PoloRossi 4 года назад
“Mario is learning special Christmas exercises!” *Christmas ad plays*
@r-bit
@r-bit 4 года назад
"You have a Christian star!" "Mario finds the sixth Crystal Star, randomly hidden in Poshley Heights Church." *one of my favorite parts from the playthrough
@EVPointMaster
@EVPointMaster 4 года назад
"If I die and my love gets the death penalty, give him my letter so he can vote for me" So poetic
@wiirkirbys6981
@wiirkirbys6981 4 года назад
Awwww, the “You’re dead to me” Toad didn’t make it in...
@Twilixtian
@Twilixtian 4 года назад
I love how you narrate it all, and I still lose my shit listening to it, and reading it myself. lol (Totally weird compliment: you got a nice voice) Edit: I know I posted this halfway through, but I probably shouldn't eat seeing as I almost choked because of how hilarious it is, so yes. I'm always going to lose to this
@thegreendragon9628
@thegreendragon9628 4 года назад
"It is said that the monster destroyed a large city in the area" Carbon...
@ianhemingway9165
@ianhemingway9165 2 года назад
What did we talk about you not doing!?!
@sambailey566
@sambailey566 4 года назад
My PrObLeM iS tHaT pEoPlE hAvE pRoBlEmS -Problem centre 2k19
@The_Yosh
@The_Yosh 4 года назад
You’d be out of a job if they didn’t
@nekonomicon2983
@nekonomicon2983 4 года назад
Relatable though
@lepidotos
@lepidotos 4 года назад
he hates his job
@AkameGaKillfan777
@AkameGaKillfan777 4 года назад
The problemening
@idlingabout6128
@idlingabout6128 4 года назад
Pennington: baby Mario: fellow associate
@marshmellowpops
@marshmellowpops 4 года назад
"my problem is that people have problems" girl, me too tf?
@Spingerex
@Spingerex 4 года назад
3:05 Boomers.
@sharongrant3987
@sharongrant3987 4 года назад
This video could do with more Carbon
@SpaceLobster21
@SpaceLobster21 4 года назад
More Carbon means more nuclear noise...
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