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Patenting Game Mechanics: A Worse Idea Than Stadia (The Jimquisition) 

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Patenting game mechanics is bad. It's bad. It's simply bad. So is Google Stadia, and we're going to talk about both Google's failings and Warner Bros. Interactive's patent hoarding.
Google ceases Stadia game development, Shadow of Mordor's Nemesis System becomes WB's sole dominion, AND we get to take a look at what I've been doing in Monster Hunter lately. It's what you all tuned in for.
Love you.
#Google #Stadia #LOTR #WarnerBros #Patents #Legal #Streaming #Jimquisition #JimSterling #ShadowOfWar #ShadowOfMordor #Monolith #MonsterHunter
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@sunyavadin
@sunyavadin 3 года назад
I shall henceforth be referring to Shadow of Mordor as *"Assassin's Creed: Arkham Asylum, Mordor edition"*
@juliodavila424
@juliodavila424 3 года назад
No joke, that's what I called it after seeing the first footage of gameplay; mind you, I loved the idea.
@tyo9954
@tyo9954 3 года назад
That’s the best combo
@rhoell2050
@rhoell2050 3 года назад
That's it, im filing a patent on Capitalism. That way no one can do it anymore
@jackvac1918
@jackvac1918 3 года назад
I'm filing a patent on private property.
@kappaross6124
@kappaross6124 3 года назад
Modern problems require modern solutions
@NameHere2243
@NameHere2243 3 года назад
i'm taking one on communism
@Blacktigre99
@Blacktigre99 3 года назад
good one!
@boredcommenter67
@boredcommenter67 3 года назад
Or get rich selling sccess to it. Just saying. Why not be the one on top.
@benkelly2483
@benkelly2483 3 года назад
Imagine patenting a camera angle in a film. Only Spielberg can do a dolly shot etc. That's how dumb this is.
@BigHenFor
@BigHenFor 3 года назад
Try patenting "up" and "down". That's how dumb that idea is.
@suimeingwong2043
@suimeingwong2043 3 года назад
Didn't Amazon patent displaying a product on a white background? That's nuts.
@xjesh868
@xjesh868 3 года назад
In theory this is more like patenting a specific dolly track path. The worry is a small dev is probably not able to pay to fight a bad lawsuit if their non infringing system looks kinda sorta like the nemesis system.
@Nonsense010688
@Nonsense010688 3 года назад
I think amazon did patent or try to patent photographing something on front of a white screen, thou that was supposedly to counter patent trolls.
@livinginpatheticera3867
@livinginpatheticera3867 3 года назад
Humans invented nothing they just took it from environment and pretend they made it. With cartoon network owners your fiat dollar is worth ten cent. GAME is made for auto-aimers with 30 PREMIUM FPS doing macro-transactions for cut content giving out their personal data and that data is being exploited by publishers to inflate their scam and keep people in the loop. Welcome to the brave naive world. Developers of said naive world can't face the facts so they suppress, censor people. Outsource their dirty work to influencers which get high when they receive free merch. Free merch > free speech. Is your mind blown how people fall for same thing every time? It shouldn't be. Because divided, singled out individuals has no chance against organized criminal entity; corporation. Corporation is an approved scam & spy business. Their approval was obtained through manufactured consent. Corporation is not the industry of manufacturing products. Corporation is in the industry of manufacturing consent. As well Corporations [through governments] are harvesting our biometric data on global scale. So they can get to know us far better than we know ourselves, and they not just predict our feelings but also manipulate our feelings and sell us anything they want- Be it a product as a service or politician. Hardcore corporate defenders please check out "The Corporation", "Surveillance Capitalism", "The century of the self", "Stockholm syndrome", "Milgram Experiment" and "The Secrets of Silicon Valley: What Big Tech Doesn't Want You to Know")
@puddingcess8452
@puddingcess8452 3 года назад
Remember when the Fine Bros tried to patent “React”?
@Spyash2
@Spyash2 3 года назад
I remember.
@Nakagolas
@Nakagolas 3 года назад
What sucks is that there aren't human beings behind warner bros that will decide to reverse the patent. Fine bros only tried it for a week or 2. WB has been trying for 5 years.
@laynefuller
@laynefuller 3 года назад
I was litterally just thinking that
@ajmeyers5661
@ajmeyers5661 3 года назад
Pepperidge Farm remembers
@mattwo7
@mattwo7 3 года назад
No, they tried to _trademark_ the word as a brand for the streaming video market, they did not try to patent the concept, that was a wild misconception everyone seemed to have for some idiotic reason. It was still stupid though (See also: King, who owns Candy Crush, tried to trademark the word "candy" as a brand for the video game market)
@thomasgiles2876
@thomasgiles2876 3 года назад
"You couldn't make Blazing Saddles or Willy Wonka today, because Gene Wilder copyrighted comedy"
@Palemagpie
@Palemagpie 3 года назад
You could.... I mean you shouldn't (looking at you Tim Burton) But you could
@muppetanimal550
@muppetanimal550 3 года назад
you couldnt even have made them if an ancient Sumerian had patented the worlds first joke
@thevrana
@thevrana 3 года назад
@@Palemagpie To be fair,that Tim Burton version would be completely legal,there wasn't an ounce of comedy in that movie.
@theangryholmesian4556
@theangryholmesian4556 3 года назад
@@Palemagpie People are allowed to make multiple versions of the same story. The Burton film is more accurate to the books. Mostly.
@Palemagpie
@Palemagpie 3 года назад
@@theangryholmesian4556 for now.... "people are allowed" for now
@ThomasCash
@ThomasCash 3 года назад
“Non-binary finery” classic!
@mx.gothyqueer9997
@mx.gothyqueer9997 3 года назад
I want a whole channel about non binary finery!
@smugscylla4481
@smugscylla4481 3 года назад
My favorite i've seen is "Them fatale"
@jojoboyrockz
@jojoboyrockz 3 года назад
His accent makes it sound fancy loll
@cranktherider4302
@cranktherider4302 3 года назад
Not for nothing I was literally wondering about that just before I clicked the video lmfao
@GracefulValley
@GracefulValley 3 года назад
This is like Nintendo patenting the mechanic when Mario/whoever jumps on an enemy, he hops off and doesn't take damage. A mechanic in many, many platformers. Patenting "game mechanics" stifles creativity and limits the types of games people can make jfc
@username172
@username172 Год назад
2 years later theyre already trying to patent zelda botw and totk mechanics.
@jmurray1110
@jmurray1110 10 месяцев назад
At least Z targeting was super specific
@SynAsynja
@SynAsynja 3 года назад
Singular they is literally older than singular you, since "you" used to be the plural version of "thou". People shit their pants when that bit of language shifted too, writing entire novels about why using "you" instead of "thou" for singular people would "destroy society" or whatever. Singular they was used in the bloody King James Bible and by Shakespeare. People aren't mad about singular they, they're mad that it's being used as a gender neutral pronoun actively by people.
@TheSwartzj
@TheSwartzj 3 года назад
You forget the non native speakers. I didn't learn anything about the singular they in my english class, partly because my native language has no equivalent and partly because the use outside of the internet is far more infrequent. I sincerly hope that this is the more common reason people use the wrong pronouns and not that they are being dicks.
@DarkorthAurelius
@DarkorthAurelius 3 года назад
Actually, the question was from me, and I asked because English is not my first language, so it really confuses me, anyway I learnt something new from you too, thanks :D
@wyrmh0le
@wyrmh0le 3 года назад
@@TheSwartzj It's a very good point, but also -- and you're a fine example -- non-native speakers don't get pissy when they come across an English formulation that they aren't familiar with cus that's kinda the whole game of learning a new language especially one as wacky as English. But there are absolutely a huge number of native speakers who aren't just confused but downright angry, furious even, saying it's just wrong and an abomination of language to use "they" as a singular pronoun. And aside from it clearly being they who are wrong, they aren't upset about it because it's an English formulation they aren't familiar with because that happens to native speakers all the time, too. They're upset because someone is asking them to learn a new thing as a form of basic decency and respect for someone that they. Do. Not. Respect.
@marocat4749
@marocat4749 3 года назад
Yep shakespeare used thou, its literally classical. AAnd maybe from few years ago, but oficial legit english.
@sirseatofbelt
@sirseatofbelt 3 года назад
@@wyrmh0le I see what they did here.
@mrhendricks7583
@mrhendricks7583 3 года назад
Two points: 1. The judge that approved this patent must be one out of touch douche-queen. That patent needs to be obliterated. 2. Bayonetta has a mini game during loading. I don't think anything happened to Platinum games.
@Shadewaltz
@Shadewaltz 3 года назад
The thing is, them simply HAVING the patent is what scares off anyone doing anything remotely near it, because if they chose they could just throw money at it to tie up the courts until your own cash dries up, no matter how in the clear you may believe you are. Bayonetta was specifically not a mini-game, it got around it by it being just the normal game in a sandbox to test combos.
@freddogrosso9835
@freddogrosso9835 3 года назад
Okami had two minigames in it's loading screen. But they were more micro, than mini. Still, at least they gave something to do, and a reward if you did it right.
@ironmilutin
@ironmilutin 3 года назад
Does Bayonetta have minigames? I remember seeing it lets you run around and practice combos in an empty screen while stuff loads, tho I'd hardly call that a minigame
@ironmilutin
@ironmilutin 3 года назад
@dontcare Huh... I had no idea, sounds pretty neat tho
@peterclarke7240
@peterclarke7240 3 года назад
Jim's point isn't that games can't have loading screen mini games, but that we lost 17 yrs of iteration and innovation because of the patent, and because of it, the majority of devs don't think to include them and we accept their absence as the norm.
@combeferret
@combeferret 3 года назад
Nothing has been more scary in my life than when, during that Irish salad sequence, my iPad crashed and shut RU-vid down. I think it was trying to protect me.
@bernardoheusi6146
@bernardoheusi6146 3 года назад
You missed the best part, it's something Ren & Stimpy level
@1051POWER
@1051POWER 3 года назад
Jim Sterling is Jim Sterling nothing has really changed.
@Siegberg91
@Siegberg91 3 года назад
Gaming industry does not change it just works. Playing Todd Howard Theme song.
@silver3981
@silver3981 3 года назад
The Industry...The Industry never changes. Dun DUN........dunnnnn.
@starmaker75
@starmaker75 3 года назад
Let’s all laugh at industry that doesn’t learn anything, tee hee hee
@heyhonpuds
@heyhonpuds 3 года назад
Except the name
@gokuxsephiroth4505
@gokuxsephiroth4505 3 года назад
I’m surprised by how little has changed lol
@ThomasCash
@ThomasCash 3 года назад
I thought Stadia was screwed when they advertised “negative latency”
@Gloomdrake
@Gloomdrake 3 года назад
What’s that?
@vetreas366
@vetreas366 3 года назад
@@Gloomdrake It's a "negative" experience due to all the "latency" I would assume...
@webbugt
@webbugt 3 года назад
Wtf, they actually advertised that?!
@scoobertdoobert3373
@scoobertdoobert3373 3 года назад
At least it has 1 win, running cyberpunk better than ps4 and xbox one 😂
@StormsparkPegasus
@StormsparkPegasus 3 года назад
I mean 90% of Stadia's advertisements were blatant lies. They should've been sued for false advertising.
@Oliver2Jarvis
@Oliver2Jarvis 3 года назад
Non-binary finery is probably the best phrase I've heard all year
@SaucySeth777
@SaucySeth777 3 года назад
Alright that’s it I’m patenting patents, pay up Warner bros.
@jasmine-ruff-puff9951
@jasmine-ruff-puff9951 3 года назад
Lmao, "if you can understand metal gear or kingdom hearts, you can understand pronouns" is great
@aprinnyonbreak1290
@aprinnyonbreak1290 3 года назад
I don't understand Metal Gear or Kingdom Hearts. I just play Rambo Snake Easter and put Goofy in compromising situations he'll have to explain in an interview some day.
@Zulfrak
@Zulfrak 3 года назад
I really like the newer format of talking about multiple things going on in gaming.
@GaldirEonai
@GaldirEonai 3 года назад
"Lord knows the Jimquisition isn't a place where I repeat myself..." I assume you were standing under a lightning rod for that line? :P
@HoodedLord
@HoodedLord 3 года назад
There ain't a lightning rod on the face of the planet strong enough to to block that bolt, christ most of north america would be obliterated.
@dosbilliam
@dosbilliam 3 года назад
@@HoodedLord But outside of losing Jim, would that really be a problem? :P
@HoodedLord
@HoodedLord 3 года назад
@@dosbilliam Uh yeah, a whole lot of cute and adorable animals would die or go extinct, like raccoons, polar bears and dogs.
@talesfromthenuzlocke1619
@talesfromthenuzlocke1619 3 года назад
If that is the case, ten bucks says they did get struck by lightning and it just went like when Freeza got hit by lightning in DBZA.
@Varner410
@Varner410 3 года назад
"this ain't ya momma's jim Sterling. It's ya momma, Jim Sterling." That was a good one Jim.
@BillClinton228
@BillClinton228 3 года назад
Jim Sterlin OnlyFans confirmed...
@jet100a
@jet100a 3 года назад
Imagine if someone patented the FPS...can't see games from a first person point of view.
@bolttracks
@bolttracks 3 года назад
Google is so bad at keeping products alive it's kinda hilarious.
@SlapstickGenius23
@SlapstickGenius23 3 года назад
Yup. This is it! Period.
@titich19
@titich19 3 года назад
Any other company would be bankrupt by now, but the ultrarich are allowed to fail so many times without any real consequences it's kinda enraging
@andrewovery6458
@andrewovery6458 3 года назад
I think its a self reinforcing cycle. Its hard to feel comfortable buying into a service when its going to get killed in a little bit
@necropolistc6357
@necropolistc6357 3 года назад
yet here you are, on google owned youtube....
@pokeguy742
@pokeguy742 3 года назад
Ironically the one service they've been actively trying to kill ever since it's been acquired is the one that's still going strong 15 years later despite the fact everyone hates it. I'm referring to RU-vid, of course.
@mysticwayfinder3578
@mysticwayfinder3578 3 года назад
As someone who knows half the plot of Kingdom Hearts, I have two things to say: 1. That joke was funny and you get a cookie. 2. Pronouns are, in fact, far easier to understand.
@ohnoagremlin
@ohnoagremlin 3 года назад
stops listening for a second, now an irish man is yelling vegetables at me
@SlapstickGenius23
@SlapstickGenius23 3 года назад
Ronnie Neville?
@michaelstevenson5044
@michaelstevenson5044 3 года назад
lol same
@AlexTenThousand
@AlexTenThousand 3 года назад
I honestly feel sad for whoever got roped into the Stadia disaster and spent money on it.
@FallicIdol
@FallicIdol 3 года назад
Never trust Google. Rule one of life
@dr.chungusphd108
@dr.chungusphd108 3 года назад
Meh their decision.
@untoucheddiguise
@untoucheddiguise 3 года назад
“Some of you even understand half the plot of Kingdom Hearts. You’ll ace pronouns” I’m gonna use the shit out of that since I understand about 90% of the plot of KH.
@Ckoz2829
@Ckoz2829 3 года назад
If you like Kingdom Hearts, there’s a RU-vidr I follow called KBash (maybe you already know about him) and he just finished reviewing every game in the series. I know you didn’t ask, but I wanted to spread the word a little bit. He’s very good and could use all the support he can get.
@untoucheddiguise
@untoucheddiguise 3 года назад
@Orion3227 Do not underestimate my power foolish mortal.
@untoucheddiguise
@untoucheddiguise 3 года назад
@@Ckoz2829 They've come in my recommendations just haven't gotten around to watching them yet.
@sillyskeleton
@sillyskeleton 3 года назад
@@untoucheddiguise Mate, you can't comprehend the incomprehensible. No one can.
@untoucheddiguise
@untoucheddiguise 3 года назад
@@sillyskeleton Foolish mortal, I have the power of a lifetime of piecing together the nonsense that goes on in most anime, and the power of high-function autism with KH being one of my interest. I have studied the wikis, replayed the games on every single difficulty to 100% completion multiple times, and I can tell you with the utmost confidence that the only thing in these games I do not understand is the how the heck time travel works, because shit makes no sense to anyone, and the bs going on in the mobile game because of course I don't its a mobile game.
@SapphWolf
@SapphWolf 3 года назад
Capitalists:"Capitalism breeds innovation!" Also Capitalists: *walls off innovation so one else can innovate on it.*
@BalthorYT
@BalthorYT 3 года назад
I think they meant "breeds" as in "literally fucks it" and we were all too innocent to realize it.
@notaninquisitor7274
@notaninquisitor7274 3 года назад
@@BalthorYT capitalism is to innovation what feudalism is to royal families. Inevitably inbred into dysfunction.
@lapjeskitty4503
@lapjeskitty4503 3 года назад
The only good thing to come out of gaming is James Stephanie Sterling. Thank god for Jim.
@TakeARideWithMe
@TakeARideWithMe 3 года назад
It's almost as if a company that started as an internet search engine is only - wait for it - good at being an internet search engine..
@TheAzCorner
@TheAzCorner 3 года назад
Seems data is really their forte at this point
@MusicandGamesandStuf
@MusicandGamesandStuf 3 года назад
sometimes they're not even good at that censoring it for political purposes.
@petercarducci9136
@petercarducci9136 3 года назад
I design games as a hobby and in any place for people trying to get into game design, one of the first questions I hear is about whether or not you can copyright or trademark mechanics, to which everyone says no because that would be idiotic. The anxiety that people feel who want to get into design when they worry about this comes from not wanting to waste time exploring an idea, and the feeling that your ideas could be completely stifled because some game already did something similar and you didn't know is a barrier to overcome. WB pulling this shit is exactly what will start making approaching game design less of an art and more of a mine field.
@cthulhluftagn3812
@cthulhluftagn3812 3 года назад
Jim has achieved their true form. The Substitute Aunt of gaming.
@user-vf3cb7vk8z
@user-vf3cb7vk8z 3 года назад
He looks like a clown.
@peterclarke7240
@peterclarke7240 3 года назад
Fortunately, not everyone thinks it's an adult response to judge people negatively by their appearance.
@user-vf3cb7vk8z
@user-vf3cb7vk8z 3 года назад
@@peterclarke7240 Knowing transgenders this dude is going to put himself in the dirt sooner rather than later and you guys are enabling it.
@lewa3910
@lewa3910 3 года назад
@@user-vf3cb7vk8z you really gonna project there
@peterclarke7240
@peterclarke7240 3 года назад
@@user-vf3cb7vk8z I have no idea what that even means, but I strongly suspect you may not have as much experience with people who are non-binary or transgender as you purport, because I struggle to imagine any one of them would want to spend an awful lot of time getting to know you.
@alexanderalexandrou
@alexanderalexandrou 3 года назад
"They" being used as a singular is only weird to those who don't read or write more formal texts.
@DJDocsVideos
@DJDocsVideos 3 года назад
Or cis people who go out of there way to play even more stupid then thay are.
@scottydu81
@scottydu81 3 года назад
It’s also a completely fabricated phenomenon. I’m not playing ball.
@tombrown407
@tombrown407 3 года назад
@@scottydu81 So is literally all language.
@scottydu81
@scottydu81 3 года назад
@@tombrown407 Okay. Still not calling a dude “she” or “they”.
@alexanderalexandrou
@alexanderalexandrou 3 года назад
@@B-26354 In psychology books it's all over the place instead of saying "person" all the time, has been for a long time. I didn't mean it's been used as a trans term forever. However, it's been used as a singular to mean "human being" or "person" for quite a while in formal academic texts in certain fields. Was just commenting on it being singular without going into your specific distinction, which is, indeed, an important one.
@Stormbolter
@Stormbolter 3 года назад
"my non-binary finary" I'm getting flashbacks to my Trance scene days, and that is forbidden by the Geneva convention!
@gcil8214
@gcil8214 3 года назад
I’m getting such “cool aunt that you always wanna hang out with” vibes from them in this video lol.
@user-yw8sr3uj1w
@user-yw8sr3uj1w 3 года назад
Yes yes!
@Roxasedge
@Roxasedge 3 года назад
The magic of a $5 wig.
@Jamal_Tyrone
@Jamal_Tyrone 3 года назад
starting to remind me of a modern day Dame Edna Everage
@Peter-by3ox
@Peter-by3ox 3 года назад
I am getting the "I would not let that any where near children" vibe tbh
@mostlypixels2975
@mostlypixels2975 3 года назад
I'm getting fat autistic troon vibes lmao
@Nuvizzle
@Nuvizzle 3 года назад
"Nobody has the 'rights' to use photoshop" About that...
@CommanderWiggins
@CommanderWiggins 3 года назад
*Cries in Adobe Creative Cloud*
@elvingearmasterirma7241
@elvingearmasterirma7241 3 года назад
@@CommanderWiggins Yo ho yo ho a pirate's life for me
@dakunssd
@dakunssd 3 года назад
The gall of that company, a subscription fee for a STUDENTS LICENCE WITH LIMITATIONS. Adobe needs to go the way of the dodo.
@elvingearmasterirma7241
@elvingearmasterirma7241 3 года назад
@@dakunssd I feel literally no pain when I pirate photoshop. "But it cuts into their finances" ... Good. They cant keep getting away with their bullshit.
@nekolalia3389
@nekolalia3389 3 года назад
Before Creative Cloud, it was cheaper for the few piracy-averse Australians to CATCH A FUCKING PLANE TO THE US TO PHYSICALLY BUY THE CREATIVE SUITE than it was to buy it locally. Holy fuck fuck Adobe's elitism.
@unamejames
@unamejames 3 года назад
"You guys know the plot to MGS, you'll do fine." "Hehe, yeah guys... we all know what happened in MGS..." /sweating
@TheAzCorner
@TheAzCorner 3 года назад
Sneaky man does thing BUT THEN SOCIETY!!
@nsalegit9482
@nsalegit9482 3 года назад
@@TheAzCorner eva stole the philosphers legacy, and you're laughing?
@heythatguyalex
@heythatguyalex 3 года назад
You see EEYORE
@matthewkimber4513
@matthewkimber4513 3 года назад
Person identifies as cardboard box?
@Gamerkat10
@Gamerkat10 3 года назад
No one does. Least of all kojima
@j3ttmaverick
@j3ttmaverick 3 года назад
Jim Sterling : *Does whatever makes them happy* Everyone else : *Is Happy that they are happy* It's that simple. Also, Stadia? It's not gonna STAY-DIA.. AHAHAHHAHA
@nialltracey2599
@nialltracey2599 3 года назад
What about the misanthropes, eh? eh? ;-)
@youtubeuniversity3638
@youtubeuniversity3638 3 года назад
Gon go Awadia.
@gamerkingdom1442
@gamerkingdom1442 3 года назад
Just the title explains why this is such a bad idea. “Worst idea than Stadia......” I just had chills down my spine......🥶
@BMVfilms
@BMVfilms 3 года назад
But the idea of stadia is great, it’s the execution that’s shite
@gamerkingdom1442
@gamerkingdom1442 3 года назад
@@BMVfilms I agree
@akaimizu1
@akaimizu1 2 года назад
Thing is, I knew Google was on some kind of controlled substance when a representative basically said that ISPs will bend to whatever activity Google will provide, to keep customers happy; and all after Google tried to do Google Fiber and rammed face to face against all those Hostile ISPs. That's almost equivalent to a What if "Rocky Balboa, upon announcing his fight against Ivan Drago, expected that Mr. Drago's team would throw copious amounts of money towards Rocky's training facilities on the way to the fight."
@levislevine3868
@levislevine3868 3 года назад
Imagine patenting the first person shooter, that would’ve been fucking stupid.
@Flotube444
@Flotube444 3 года назад
Right now, I just realized, that the opening song was a kind of foreshadowing of current changes. "Born different" eh, James Steffanie?
@MintyArisato
@MintyArisato 3 года назад
brilliant vid as always, James Stephanie Sterling. I know you've used this clip for years but for the life of me I forgot where 1:41 comes from and it cracks me up every time
@SorowFame
@SorowFame 3 года назад
I think it’s from Devil May Cry 3.
@LordSpongy
@LordSpongy 3 года назад
I am so here for better hair Sterling. You really do have good style. Then you go and call yourself Momma and it just works. It just works. Not having anyone in my real life who has come out trans (I live in a fairly whitebread religious area) it's still a huge learning experience to this formally helicopter joke using gamer. I just want people to be happy now. Happy and themselves. I think the exposure to this stuff is very healthy and has a good, positive affect. It did on me.
@goldengolem4670
@goldengolem4670 3 года назад
Google has killed SO MANY projects before that this is just another one to add to the pile.
@VeritableSmorgasbord
@VeritableSmorgasbord 3 года назад
The Spielberg dolly shot not a good analogy and here’s why: Whatever movie comes after the Spielberg movie and uses that shot, it isn’t going to make the Spielberg movie obsolete. If the Spielberg movie is a good movie, it’ll make the same amount of money whether no subsequent movies use that shot or a thousand do. A game’s mechanics can be a huge selling point. People are framing this as huge corporations holding innovation hostage to maximize profits, but what if I’m an indie developer who thinks of a genius mechanic that would have gradually built a player base and allowed us to prosper, but instead EA, who are putting the finishing touches on whatever bullshit they’re scheduled to serve up this quarter, sees my idea and pushes their release back two weeks in order to incorporate it? Now any incentive players would have had to play my game is evaporated. The battle royale format was a great example. Player Zero, or whatever it was called, made its money for sure, but I would absolutely be in favor of short term protections that would have required the makers of Fortnight to wait at least a year before making it so obsolete I can’t even remember its name. (Oh, but the mechanic should be held up publicly so we can determine if the people claiming to have invented it invented it.)
@MrWin-pj4sg
@MrWin-pj4sg 3 года назад
I'll be honest, for how wild and bizarre this year has been for me on a personal and big picture level, Jim Fucking Sterling, Son coming out as non-binary just feels normal and I don't have a problem with it. This was my first video for a few months, so I definitely missed a lot of content (and the initial reveal) from them. Can we all laugh at the American school system for teaching kids that they/them have to be used for plural, though? That lesson has aged like milk. I am far more surprised that Warner Brothers managed to patent a game mechanic, to be honest.
@evillecaston
@evillecaston 3 года назад
You're up, Activision. Patent lootboxes so nobody else can steal them!
@zimzimph
@zimzimph 3 года назад
Yes please. Edit: in reality I think they'd have been so lucrative they would've paid the rights holder
@asmodeusz28
@asmodeusz28 3 года назад
Has Google ever successfully sold something that wasn't an ad?
@longliverocknroll5
@longliverocknroll5 3 года назад
False hope...?
@asmodeusz28
@asmodeusz28 3 года назад
@@longliverocknroll5 Hope? For what?
@longliverocknroll5
@longliverocknroll5 3 года назад
@@asmodeusz28 That they wouldn’t be just another giant piece of shit monopolizing force.
@necropolistc6357
@necropolistc6357 3 года назад
your data
@longliverocknroll5
@longliverocknroll5 3 года назад
Just thought of another one: weapons to the military.
@BETRvids
@BETRvids 3 года назад
"Get out of my mouth!" - Jim Sterling, 2021
@BETRvids
@BETRvids 3 года назад
@Father Jack Hackett Thanks, I worked really hard on it.
@dlakodlak
@dlakodlak 3 года назад
BTW this is roughly feudal guilds operated. They were granted exclusivity rights of pretty much any nature, depending on their ability to lobby for such rights. Only their members could make certain types of products (God forbid if you were a blacksmith and attempted to make a knife - that right belonged exclusively to bladesmiths). They were granted unique taxes collected from outsiders coming in, from local market transactions etc. Moreover these right were very often valid for certain areas (a town, a fiefdom). As a result this system of intermingled overlapping rights was a terrible mess. The point is medieval times are not known for massive technological advancements. This is one of the reasons.
@NightfallGemini
@NightfallGemini 3 года назад
capitalism reinvented the already shitty feudal wheel into an even shittier, more feudal wheel.
@Spinevoyager
@Spinevoyager 3 года назад
Hey there Jane Sterling, Monster Hunter is your best segment in years -- congraturations.
@freddogrosso9835
@freddogrosso9835 3 года назад
Cooking one of their species in front of them. That's cold (ironically).
@munjee2
@munjee2 3 года назад
It's steph
@cayranm
@cayranm 3 года назад
Hey man just so you know it's James Stephanie Sterling 😊
@TheAzCorner
@TheAzCorner 3 года назад
@@freddogrosso9835 It wasn't just the same species, it was wives
@Spinevoyager
@Spinevoyager 3 года назад
@@cayranm Jane sounds better, it's Jane now.
@labdG
@labdG 3 года назад
I like how we get ad breaks but the ads are YTPs. xD
@Littllebabydoll
@Littllebabydoll 3 года назад
Can I just say how happy I am to see Jim feel free to be themself. It's so wholesome.
@tracytron7162
@tracytron7162 3 года назад
I’ve actually been wanting to learn about neo-pronouns for a couple years now but haven’t known where to search, so I actually wouldn’t mind you explaining them in some videos ^^
@ZanathKariashi
@ZanathKariashi 3 года назад
EA had loading screen mini-games for the Sims 3, about halfway through it's life-cycle (back around 2012) as loading times had been gradually creeping up and they gave you a mini-game that would reward Lifetime happiness points (spread equally among your sims) based on how many points you earned during the mini-game. it's still there to this day (though I tend to have it turned off since it feels like it increases the loading time by 15% or so while enabled). And Okami also had a loading screen mini-game that gave you extra demon fangs. (it still exists on the new versions, but you have to enable it in the options, and the loading times are so fast it's not really worth it. it was a bigger deal in the PS2 version where you actually could get a decent amount of demon fangs doing it)
@thomasc9719
@thomasc9719 3 года назад
I would love to see Jim use the "commercial breaks" for jokes and bits. I think they'd get a lot of milage out of that.
@elmotastic578
@elmotastic578 3 года назад
As an Irishman, I can state with authority, that every household has between 3 and 5 of those vegetable slicer things. At the moment you have to have a receipt of ownership along with your Covid-19 test results in order to enter the country.
@StarLad9
@StarLad9 3 года назад
I love the way you'd utilized stock video for hilariously awkward, Tim-and-Eric-esque laffs. Nice!
@WhyInThe7Underworlds
@WhyInThe7Underworlds 3 года назад
I truly dislike our patent and copyright systems. Our society has gotten this far by creative innovation of things that other people did, building our technology and media brick by brick. Patents and copyrights just stifle that in my opinion.
@strippinheat
@strippinheat 3 года назад
Google: "ISPs won't do something like add restrictive data caps to users." Comcast: "Beginning 1/1/21, we're going to add restrictive data caps to all customers."
@Nahan_Boker94
@Nahan_Boker94 3 года назад
Wow i tought my country is the only one doing this since 8 years without explaining this is happening at 2017
@MarquisLeary34
@MarquisLeary34 3 года назад
Ajit Pai is at least gone. Maybe, hoping against hope here, we can make amove to get net neutrality back. Long shot but worth it...
@Cudgeon
@Cudgeon 3 года назад
@@MarquisLeary34 No, that would wound trump voters feelings. Biden wouldn't do that. Also the corporate democrats are sponsored by the ISPs, like the Repubs. Legalized bribery is the US way.
@nfzeta128
@nfzeta128 3 года назад
@@Cudgeon We honestly just have to hope that certain businesses like netflix and the like lobby for more than the ISPs. This isn't that probable unless they all get together to do it because ISPs rich af.
@Zom13y
@Zom13y 3 года назад
@@nfzeta128 be honest here how much did you puke after writing this comment? Had to be at least a little. Our only hope to stop company fuckery is to hope for a different company to try different fuckery. God damn that’s sad, and it’s sad because I agree to a certain extent.
@KaiserMattTygore927
@KaiserMattTygore927 3 года назад
"YAY ONE CORRUPTION NOW HAS A MONOPOLY ON A CONCEPT, WOOO, LET'S CELEBRATE!" -Corporate Slaves
@BaileyZKerr
@BaileyZKerr 3 года назад
I would correct your spelling on writing 'corruption' instead of 'corporation' but let's be real they're synonyms anyway
@Alucard-A-La-Carte
@Alucard-A-La-Carte 3 года назад
"IT'S ONE WE LIKE, HOORAY! GOOD THING IT WASN'T ONE WE DON'T LIKE OR WE'D HAAAAAAAATE THAT!!!!"
@Srymak
@Srymak 3 года назад
Just slobbering all over that boot.
@KaiserMattTygore927
@KaiserMattTygore927 3 года назад
@@BaileyZKerr There's a reason why I never changed it :)
@williamcox7662
@williamcox7662 3 года назад
Now quick, dump our mother debt on this leaking raft cash the fuck out, then sue anyone who cares exploit our tiny treasure buried in shit!
@Kant3n
@Kant3n 3 года назад
"ISPs are smart and they understand that they're in the business of keeping customers happy" **turns on data caps during a pandemic**
@cynical8330
@cynical8330 3 года назад
They're in the buisnesses of monopolies
@paladin181
@paladin181 3 года назад
They've been constantly raising our rates. My bill has increase 38% since this time last year, with no change in services.
@kosmicspawn
@kosmicspawn 3 года назад
"Understands what customers want" lol Slower Internet speeds and higher bills
@abadenoughdude300
@abadenoughdude300 3 года назад
Obviously when he said "customers" he meant "shareholders".
@kosmicspawn
@kosmicspawn 3 года назад
@@abadenoughdude300 soooo good sooo good lmao
@Kabissz
@Kabissz 3 года назад
If only we could patent "patenting" we could put a stop to all this.
@borismuller86
@borismuller86 3 года назад
Bureaucratic problems require bureaucratic solutions.
@snw9729
@snw9729 3 года назад
“Some of you even know half the story of Kingdom Hearts” I’m fuckin dead
@sorenkazaren4659
@sorenkazaren4659 3 года назад
Hey I know half the story of Kingdom Hearts! It starts with... *robotic voice* accessing... accessing... accessing... Soren.exe has crashed
@sweesbees
@sweesbees 3 года назад
i don’t even know the basic concept of kingdom hearts mate
@youtubeuniversity3638
@youtubeuniversity3638 3 года назад
@@sweesbees Big Keys are Swords, elsewise varies from game to game.
@yacdj
@yacdj 3 года назад
"Some Ghost of Tsushima loading screens were extended so players could actually read tips" Really ? I guess the "pressing a button to close loading screens when player is ready" feature is patented by someone.
@MrGamelover23
@MrGamelover23 3 года назад
Like the Tony Hawk games did? Ok that would have been useful.
@darvender
@darvender 3 года назад
I still have a few games that do that. It may be more common on PC because loading too fast to read tips has been a common issue in games for years.
@siddhantbanerjee3328
@siddhantbanerjee3328 3 года назад
Lets look at the bright side, hopefully EA patents lootboxes. Hopefully they stay only in FIFA forever.
@TonyWa1ker
@TonyWa1ker 3 года назад
Ea good?
@12poulet21
@12poulet21 3 года назад
Actually, that's a great idea. an someone pitch the concept to them , pronto?
@merlon8599
@merlon8599 3 года назад
And next is Activision Blizzard patenting shitty remakes
@therealbahamut
@therealbahamut 3 года назад
You know what? I like where this is going. If we can get AAA to patent all the shittiest monetization maybe we can finally see an industry that's (mostly) free of that shit. LET'S GET ON THIS, PEOPLE.
@vVAstrAVv
@vVAstrAVv 3 года назад
Who should patent "its just cosmetic"?
@Kitty745Kat
@Kitty745Kat 3 года назад
The mini games on loading screens thing still makes me so mad. Like holy shit.
@MorinehtarTheBlue
@MorinehtarTheBlue 3 года назад
I watched an OxBox article with a list of this kind of bullshit. This one was on it but most of, if not all of it, made me angry realizing this is why we can't have nice things. Nintendo had a patent on the D-Pad for crying out loud. Though the creative ways everyone got around that one made the whole thing ridiculously pointless.
@travissloan9411
@travissloan9411 3 года назад
Imagine if Capcom was like "We've patented Fighting Games"
@MrZer093
@MrZer093 3 года назад
Is this a joke? I seriously ask that because they literally attempted to do that in the early 90s and even went to court over it. Well, specifically they tried to patent the concept of using combos in a fighting game. Imagine if they had won. Fighting games wouldn’t have had combos unless they were Capcom or they paid out the nose for it.
@travissloan9411
@travissloan9411 3 года назад
@@MrZer093 this is a joke.
@tchitchouan
@tchitchouan 3 года назад
@@travissloan9411 it's not a joke capcom actually tried it and failed
@tedjomuljono3052
@tedjomuljono3052 3 года назад
@@tchitchouan yep, they sued several games in the 90's because it was a fighting game
@thomasneal9291
@thomasneal9291 3 года назад
@@tchitchouan he means it's sarcasm. gees people are dense.
@seans8479
@seans8479 3 года назад
"This ain't your mamas Jim Sterling... It's your mama Jim Sterling". Fucken Gold.
@CookieBlitz
@CookieBlitz 3 года назад
I ugly laughed at the sudden raspberry. Not gonna lie
@kjj26k
@kjj26k 3 года назад
@@CookieBlitz I did the exact same...🤣
@trivard
@trivard 3 года назад
This was perfect.
@paklaselt2198
@paklaselt2198 3 года назад
nah my momma isn't a man in drag
@scott8919
@scott8919 3 года назад
@@trivard get your ignorance out of here.
@ThatDudePlatina
@ThatDudePlatina 3 года назад
It’s crazy that anyone could defend patenting game mechanics. This was a horrid blow to gaming in general, and I hope something can be done about it.
@antonyduhamel1166
@antonyduhamel1166 3 года назад
I hope a bunch of indie developers just start publishing really terribly made knockoffs of Shadow of War/Mordor but change one teeny, tiny thing (different for each knockoff) and name them all really offensive titles (offensive to WB, not offensive to the general public) to see how much damage they can do to the brand.
@scottthewaterwarrior
@scottthewaterwarrior 3 года назад
I remember a few years ago when Bethesda Trademarked Fallout . If I had any amount of game making ability, I would have anonymously flooded the market with games where the point is to fall out a window...
@AstraFulminous
@AstraFulminous 3 года назад
Agreed it would only limit the ability of developers in the end. Even companies like CC2 mention looking at the improvements of the industry as a whole to create more unique experiences for the future. BTW ------ DATA DRAIN!!!!!
@dankenstin8803
@dankenstin8803 3 года назад
@@antonyduhamel1166 Genious. I always thought about making something similar in my mind - a game (which’ll be “18+”, NOT “E” or “3+”), which consists of paying lootboxes or whatever to progress the game until the end. Inspired by the EAs masterworks of “Fifa” and whatever the specific name was for that Star Wars online game. But, for every player, I’ll send back the amount of money they spent on this game. Because I’d rather be a much nicer person than the EA. Edit: I hope that everyone who reads this takes it more like a nice concept for a game, and not as an actual game that I wanted to make some day. Sure, I always wanted to make a game of my dreams, some day, but... this isn’t the one.
@comyuse9103
@comyuse9103 3 года назад
to my very limited knowledge you can ask the patent office to reevaluate the patent and, if they don't revoke it, you can take it to court. if you use example of past art that is similar (like, say, any other game with enemies that evolve over interactions with players) then you could get it revoked that way, assuming you have the cash to win (start a go-fund-me, well off developer hopeful reading this, i'll donate and i'm sure lots of others will to bring wb down a peg and to protect art). you could also develop in a country that isn't a corrupt corporatocracy, i guess
@Moldymessiah98
@Moldymessiah98 3 года назад
Imagine patenting the heroes journey.
@Cyromantik
@Cyromantik 3 года назад
If WB could, they would for sure.
@kinagrill
@kinagrill 3 года назад
Imagine patenting First-person shooting....
@justcommenting4981
@justcommenting4981 3 года назад
Imagine owning an idea.
@youtubeuniversity3638
@youtubeuniversity3638 3 года назад
Patent the concept of Patents.
@justcommenting4981
@justcommenting4981 3 года назад
@@youtubeuniversity3638 are you trying to become a god?!
@smjaiteh
@smjaiteh 3 года назад
Filial Piety (n) - the act of thanking God for yo mama, Jim Sterling.
@JaydevRaol
@JaydevRaol 3 года назад
😄
@Noxine
@Noxine 3 года назад
OUR mama
@marinewife03311
@marinewife03311 3 года назад
Jim Sterling is a guy and will always be a male. Aka him
@Noxine
@Noxine 3 года назад
James Stephany Sterling is whoever the fuck they want to be.
@marinewife03311
@marinewife03311 3 года назад
@@Noxine Only 2 genders, sorry to break it to you. Only 2 genders, sorry to break it to you. Jim Sterling is a guy
@corshwik9354
@corshwik9354 3 года назад
imagine tvtropes being a database of patents.
@LadyBrightcynder
@LadyBrightcynder 3 года назад
You have literally just described my nightmares.
@uoodSJW
@uoodSJW 3 года назад
The worst thing about the Namco patent is they didn't even invent 'loading games' on the PSX, the Commodore 64 had 'Invade-a-Load' back in '88. Apart from the fact software patents are BS anyway, it should never have been granted.
@freddogrosso9835
@freddogrosso9835 3 года назад
Shit. That's a scary thought.
@antonyduhamel1166
@antonyduhamel1166 3 года назад
@@uoodSJW I think you mean to say 'patents are BS.'
@DrownedInExile
@DrownedInExile 3 года назад
I thought the Borg were scary!
@Schizmo
@Schizmo 3 года назад
"No Angry Birds without Crush the Castle" thank GOD someone finally said it
@brianjensen5661
@brianjensen5661 3 года назад
I know right!
@Ithinkbreadisneatye
@Ithinkbreadisneatye 3 года назад
Holy shit
@tranquility6789
@tranquility6789 3 года назад
I’m so proud to have Jim sterling
@SomeMortyDude
@SomeMortyDude 3 года назад
we all are.
@JimSterling
@JimSterling 3 года назад
Bless you
@tranquility6789
@tranquility6789 3 года назад
Thanks bro
@USSAnimeNCC-
@USSAnimeNCC- 3 года назад
Tank god for Jim
@coobk
@coobk 3 года назад
@@JimSterling thank you god
@myrmidion44
@myrmidion44 3 года назад
Wow, this is almost as bad an idea as patenting the concept of reacting to something. Sure am glad nobody's ever tried to do that
@lanceheyen645
@lanceheyen645 3 года назад
Tried being the operative word.
@turtleanton6539
@turtleanton6539 3 года назад
I would like to see teens react to that stupid idea
@qualifiedarmchaircritic
@qualifiedarmchaircritic 3 года назад
Excuse me but "Phil Harrison, an experienced veteran of failed companies and projects" is the sneakiest savagery I have ever experienced
@mas8705
@mas8705 3 года назад
“If only people cared about abuse allegations as much as they care about asses.” A sad truth.
@lightanddarkness442
@lightanddarkness442 3 года назад
It always takes two, them both have even stakes in the matter
@tomaO2
@tomaO2 3 года назад
As BK said, the company is censoring asses to begin with because people cared more about wanting to cover butts up, rather than abuse allegations, because that is what is considered to be the worry. This is all due to Leftist puritans that need to inject their morality into things. The truth is that as long as you like the product, you don't care about how you get it. Masks are a good example of this. After all the crap we got from China taking all the face masks, and the talk of growing our own supply. I very much care about not buying masks from the countries that screwed us over when the pandemic started. I literally cannot buy a Canadian face mask. so I got a hand made mask instead from my aunt. Somehow, despite all the government talk about making our own masks, the only reason we got any was because China felt it had enough. EDIT: Since I am asked. -Left leaning, liberal puritans are a typically twitter mobs and game journalists. They say that sexy shots of women is exploitation. Don't get me wrong though. I hate the right wing puritans as well. -Right leaning, conservative puritans are the religious, that say lusting after women is a sin. They currently don't have the power to censor like they used to though.
@theuncannydag
@theuncannydag 3 года назад
Can't relate lol, I was trained to multitask for 15 years
@cptKamina
@cptKamina 3 года назад
@@tomaO2 Imagine living in a capitalist dystopia and rambling about "leftist puritans"
@TwighlightLugia
@TwighlightLugia 3 года назад
@@tomaO2 my dude you sure did take a whole lot to say nothing at all
@teerong2285
@teerong2285 3 года назад
Me: *Throws a punch* Warner Bros: That'll be Five Dollars.
@djoakeydoakey1076
@djoakeydoakey1076 3 года назад
Maybe they'll set up a PPP system. Pay Per Punch
@BlindErephon
@BlindErephon 3 года назад
Beat them to the punch, literally, by patenting striking another person or object with your hand?
@D0N0H0
@D0N0H0 3 года назад
Mega corps thinking "making games is easy" comes the same brain trusts that think "crunch is normal", "devs are fodder" and "profit is everything".
@youtubeuniversity3638
@youtubeuniversity3638 3 года назад
And even if games were actually so easy to make, the mega corps would find some way to still ruin it...
@zimbu_
@zimbu_ 3 года назад
Not my mother's Jim Sterling? I didn't even know my mother has her own Jim Sterling. Good for you, mum!
@liambrewerpowerlifting
@liambrewerpowerlifting 3 года назад
They sells clones on their merch store *sorry I messed up their gender. has since been corrected
@de_dustybones
@de_dustybones 3 года назад
@@liambrewerpowerlifting cancelled.
@LenaLangton
@LenaLangton 3 года назад
My mum gave away her Jim sterling, and I am very disappointed in that.
@jet100a
@jet100a 3 года назад
Imagine if someone patented the FPS...can't see games from a first person point of view.
@katdixon8390
@katdixon8390 3 года назад
If my mom had her own Jim Sterling and hadn't shared them with me, I'd be very cross with her!
@Palemagpie
@Palemagpie 3 года назад
"if only we could shackle everyone else's creativity, that way we wouldn't seem like such backrupt fuck hacks"
@RepublicofODLUM
@RepublicofODLUM 3 года назад
If Fromsoft did this half the AAA games of the last decade wouldn't exist.
@kin-3877
@kin-3877 3 года назад
Didn't fromsoft only make souls likes? Wouldn't that be losing like at most, 6 games outside the ones rhey made?
@RepublicofODLUM
@RepublicofODLUM 3 года назад
@@kin-3877 off rhe top of my head, surge 1 and 2, nioh 1 and 2, lords of the fallen, jedi fallen order, darksiders 3, salt n sanctuary, hollow knight, mortal shell, code vein, ashen, remnant from the ashes... should I continue? If they patented the bonfire mechanic alone all those games wouldnt exist as they are.
@steveom5479
@steveom5479 2 года назад
@@kin-3877 they also made a bunch of Mech Warrior games and ninja games and medieval games pre demon souls that didn't have boss fights like from soft does now. Armored Core for example is a big one from their old days
@DarkMageNuggetStudio
@DarkMageNuggetStudio 3 года назад
"Get out of my mouth." Welcome to long hair problems and my struggle to eat anything without also getting a mouthful of hair.
@mst3kharris
@mst3kharris 3 года назад
I’m waiting for them to discover what long hair can do to vacuum cleaners.
@belyayevsfox4753
@belyayevsfox4753 3 года назад
That is what hair ties are for
@DarkMageNuggetStudio
@DarkMageNuggetStudio 3 года назад
@@belyayevsfox4753 Yeah, but sometimes your look just requires hair down, or my hair frees itself from the hair tie, or my hair is already tied but some is left put for style, or you just don't have an extra hair tie on you. Either way, if the hair wants to get in the mouth, it will find a way. XD
@jacklandismusic
@jacklandismusic 3 года назад
I grew my hair out starting like two years ago and it’s VERY annoying having to make the decision between tying up my beautiful hair and keeping it down but accidentally just fuckin eating it when it gets in the way
@LJCyrus1
@LJCyrus1 3 года назад
For this reason, among others, I started wearing my hair in a pony tail. It's not completely effective.
@mexicanburrito2979
@mexicanburrito2979 3 года назад
"Momma Sterling, the game industry is being an ass again!"
@Invariel
@Invariel 3 года назад
Yes, but the camera isn't allowed to look directly at it.
@lovaszaron3138
@lovaszaron3138 3 года назад
I'm, going to patent the letter "e" used in video games. Each usage of it will be a measly 1 eurocent per utterance. Even in the code.
@kin-3877
@kin-3877 3 года назад
Patent the number 1 so every piece of code writtten ever has to be attributed to you. You'd be a billionaire within a week
@lovaszaron3138
@lovaszaron3138 3 года назад
@@kin-3877 Tanking the economy. Nice.
@shuaguin5446
@shuaguin5446 3 года назад
This reminds me of a short story by a French writter (Alain Damasio) Basicaly syllabe have copyright in public usage. You follow poetes that try to creat copywright free lexicon.
@kastiloshepherd1892
@kastiloshepherd1892 3 года назад
I have patented air, every breath is 5 cents, why 5? Because fuck pennies
@Next0gen0
@Next0gen0 3 года назад
Warner Bros: We now Own a thing we didn't create, and now people have to pay us to use it. Gamers: Hooooray! Smart Gamers:.....the fuck is wrong with these people?
@33melonpaws77
@33melonpaws77 3 года назад
Yeah idk why anyone is cheering this. If WB was threatening to force feed these people sewage, they'd probably cheer too.
@elvingearmasterirma7241
@elvingearmasterirma7241 3 года назад
Im pretty sure they cannot think anymore. They just They just dont put two and two together.
@antonyduhamel1166
@antonyduhamel1166 3 года назад
I can only speculate but I imagine these gamers (the stupid ones) are applauding WB because now they don't have to play any 'weak pretenders' to the Nemesis throne. No one is going to make a game with anything even remotely approaching the Nemesis system (apart from the ones that already exist.) And these fanboys are wallowing in elitist snob-ism. "That's right! You don't like our game? You don't get to play anything else! You want a Nemesis system to munch on? It's our way or the highway bitch!" And it's entirely pointless to try and point this out to them but: what harm does a 'knockoff' or 'pretender' to the Nemesis throne do to you and yours? You are not required or obliged to play every game that deigns to have a Nemesis system in it. But maybe others don't want to play a Nemesis system with Orcs in Mordor. Maybe they want to play it with pirates in space. Or ninjas under the sea. Or emotions inside your psyche. Do you really think WB is going to make all those variants when the Shadow games are doing as well as they are? Of course not. There's no incentive for them. But others might have done it. They might have done it up until the point that WB made it effectively illegal for them to do it unless they want to pay a MULTI BILLION DOLLAR COMPANY for the privilege. Patenting a game mechanic is a direct refusal of the saying: "There is no perfect pasta sauce. There are only perfect pasta sauces." Variety and freedom are the catalysts of innovation. Today, those gamers celebrate stagnation and corruption. And that's sad.
@elvingearmasterirma7241
@elvingearmasterirma7241 3 года назад
@@antonyduhamel1166 "Today, those gamers celebrate stagnation and corruption. And that's sad. " Yea but theyve been wanting that for years now. Coughgamergatecough Whining about newer games etc.
@TheSoopanerd
@TheSoopanerd 3 года назад
"You understand Metal Gear Solid, some of you even know half the plot to Kingdom Hearts. You'll ace pronouns." Well put for us ebin gamerinos!
@novadselir1068
@novadselir1068 3 года назад
Yeah understanding half of Kingdom Hearts is no easy task.
@SlegiarDryke
@SlegiarDryke 3 года назад
I'm up to understanding 2 3rds! ^^
@Heavensrun
@Heavensrun 3 года назад
@@SlegiarDryke You sure you're not just climbing the Dunning Kruger curve?
@joschisaurus182
@joschisaurus182 3 года назад
I've spent half my life and a ridiculous amount of hours on obsessing over Kingdom Hearts and its plot, and while I believe to understand it by now completely, I'm not sure whether I should be proud or deeply ashamed. Probably both.
@redlunatic2224
@redlunatic2224 3 года назад
Me, a trilingual, neopronoun using non-binary person: Why do people think KH story is complex? *watches video* Huh...
@MLPGamer44
@MLPGamer44 3 года назад
As someone who is questioning their gender identity, you using just your normal voice is very very reassuring to me. I can’t really get into my own thoughts on my gender identity on this platform but I am so happy for you being able to express your true self
@user-yw8sr3uj1w
@user-yw8sr3uj1w 3 года назад
I find it very nice
@marinewife03311
@marinewife03311 3 года назад
Your a guy or girl. You don't decide gender
@helloill672
@helloill672 3 года назад
@@marinewife03311 why can't they? You can't decide their gender
@MLPGamer44
@MLPGamer44 3 года назад
@@marinewife03311 well apparently they are what they say they are so idk what you’re talking about
@Appletank8
@Appletank8 3 года назад
@@necropolistc6357 That’s biological sex. Gender is a social construct. What boys or girls are “supposed” to dress like and act has changed all the time. If one feels like they prefer being socially seen as a girl, well, it’s not as if you ask everyone you meet to drop their pants to see if their genitals (which, hey, surgery exists if someone really wanted that) match their outwards appearance. Did ya know about 100 - 200 years ago boys were supposed to be dressed in red, and girls in blue?
@maduinargentus5878
@maduinargentus5878 3 года назад
Friendly reminder that singular "they" has been in use longer than the English language has had its currently recognizable form
@timseguine2
@timseguine2 3 года назад
If it's good enough for Shakespeare and Chaucer, it's good enough for me.
@thedapperdolphin1590
@thedapperdolphin1590 3 года назад
And even if it hasn’t been, Languages are made up nonsense that are always evolving. Plenty of people use “they” as singular for different purposes, even if it isn’t official.
@peterclarke7240
@peterclarke7240 3 года назад
Yep. Similar to how our concept of "race" is actually a relatively recent concept. Funny how people living hundreds and even thousands of years ago just didn't give a shit about stuff people in the 21st century are getting killed over. Obviously I'm not saying they were nice. Humans have never been nice. They were just too busy hating each other for different things, and we're far too busy doing that to hate you for your gender, sexuality or skin colour.
@Sperminski
@Sperminski 3 года назад
Peter Clarke Why would you think people weren’t discriminated for their gender or race thousands of years ago? People haven’t changed since then.
@doublex85
@doublex85 3 года назад
Indefinite and singular they are old, yes, but nonbinary they isn't. To suggest these are the same thing is disingenuous.
@D-S-9
@D-S-9 3 года назад
To be fair, something playable AFTER the load screens could have saved Anthem too.
@granite_planet
@granite_planet 3 года назад
zingggg
@robertmastenbrook2495
@robertmastenbrook2495 3 года назад
Noice
@BigMacOrange
@BigMacOrange 3 года назад
I'm the 69th like. 😏
@danielcohn-bendit701
@danielcohn-bendit701 3 года назад
Hey-ohhhhh!!!
@michaellee4463
@michaellee4463 28 дней назад
"Stop! Stop! He's already dead!"
@MusicMovies1990
@MusicMovies1990 3 года назад
"no one has the rights to use photoshop" good to know I'm not the only one
@ZiggySA
@ZiggySA 3 года назад
Stadia: The joke that wrote itself.
@BlindErephon
@BlindErephon 3 года назад
You know something should not be taken seriously when it sells itself with an ad featuring a dude canoe.
@dashingstarlight8192
@dashingstarlight8192 3 года назад
Stadia was sad ;)
@darthplagueis13
@darthplagueis13 3 года назад
Patenting game mechanics is like if someone wrote a book and then tried to patent the "trusted mentor turns out to have been the evil bad guy all along" plot twist trope.
@DarkorthAurelius
@DarkorthAurelius 3 года назад
Not even that, it's like trying to patent figures of speech that already existed just because nobody thought of patenting those earlier
@freddogrosso9835
@freddogrosso9835 3 года назад
"It was all a dream" (TM)
@leebard9335
@leebard9335 3 года назад
Patent the Hero's Journey.
@LimeyLassen
@LimeyLassen 3 года назад
@@DarkorthAurelius This actually happened with the Omegaverse lol. Someone tried to patent the concept of gay werewolves.
@DarkorthAurelius
@DarkorthAurelius 3 года назад
@@LimeyLassen I know! Last week I discovered Lindsay Ellis' channel and watched both videos on omegaverse drama
@lowkeytheoneandonly
@lowkeytheoneandonly 3 года назад
"Stadia hell away from that thing". Me, 2 years ago.
@VenomLion
@VenomLion 3 года назад
"Some of you understand the Kingdom Hearts storyline, you'll get there" LMAO TRUE
@0Gumpy0
@0Gumpy0 3 года назад
imagine if Doom had patented their game. No 'doom clones'. No FPS genre. edit - while I understand it might not technically have been the first, it was the most popular and the most iconic, to the point that before we used the term "first person shooter" everyone called the genre "doom clones". if they had tried to patent that mechanic, considering how people talked about it, they might have been successful. regardless the point stands at how awful that would have been for gaming.
@mesothelimoa341
@mesothelimoa341 3 года назад
They'd have struggled. Doom was nowhere near the first FPS.
@atrane365
@atrane365 3 года назад
@@mesothelimoa341 but it was the first most successful one, and that's all that matters
@diskpoppy
@diskpoppy 3 года назад
patented*
@mesothelimoa341
@mesothelimoa341 3 года назад
@@atrane365 It was the most popular but using popularity alone as the justification for a patent would be very flimsy.
@Echa37-H37
@Echa37-H37 3 года назад
But doom does have a copyright on their game. They just don't have a patent on the game mechanics
@ristopaasivirta9770
@ristopaasivirta9770 3 года назад
Calling dips on WSAD movement system. It is mine now.
@TheMightyBone
@TheMightyBone 3 года назад
Good thing I use ESDF..shit I better get to a patent office
@kangkudos1225
@kangkudos1225 3 года назад
@@TheMightyBone EDSF -- WITCHCRAFT!!
@kangkudos1225
@kangkudos1225 3 года назад
Too late, some guy @Apple decided to patent it Steve WASDiak or something like that
@MillioniarePenguin
@MillioniarePenguin 3 года назад
@@TheMightyBone I've been a PC gamer since I was 8, and playing MMOs since I was 15, I don't play them anymore but it just occurred to me that playing ESDF would be a really comfortable set up game with a lot of hotkeys, like FF14, it opens up a lot of really good emergency hotkeys that are easy to hit. Thanks for the idea, sucker!
@twitch-xjuiceboxtwitch2088
@twitch-xjuiceboxtwitch2088 3 года назад
i want some dip!!!!!!!!
@goodbyeisthenewhello
@goodbyeisthenewhello 3 года назад
In Hades the enemies remember your own past fights with them. So would that be illegal now? Smh
@Sirrincai
@Sirrincai 3 года назад
I don't think so because they aren't in a hierarchy nor are their procedurally generated. Still, this mechanic is begging to be used in rogue-likes and other genres.
@caforsberg1
@caforsberg1 3 года назад
@@Sirrincai Not for about 17 years it isn't.
@Redspaz
@Redspaz 3 года назад
You coming out as NB like this inspired me to embrace my own NB identity publicly, Thank you :)
@mitchellbratton6617
@mitchellbratton6617 3 года назад
Imagine if Rothko just straight up " hey you know using colors and abstract form to convey emotions? Yeah that's sorta my thing now" and everyone would have to pay the Rothko Foundation of Fuckery
@sexyolga479
@sexyolga479 3 года назад
Malevich would rise from his grave :D
@michaelstevenson5044
@michaelstevenson5044 3 года назад
Yeah I was just thinking, what if game studios pattented mechanics specifically against Warner Bros? Lol
@Gen-Rev
@Gen-Rev 3 года назад
Lisa Frank kinda does that...
@ItsShatter
@ItsShatter 3 года назад
I remember in highschool when I was writing papers and would use “they” in a singular sense and my teacher would always tell me I have to use he/she instead. Well.. who’s laughing now? Nobody probably
@arobbo28
@arobbo28 3 года назад
I used he/she in a short story once because I'd previously been told to use he/she instead of they. Said teacher then told me to find a way to reword the story so I didn't need to use he/she as much. But I still wasn't allowed to use they. What do they want from us??! 🤣
@Dimitrisgr98
@Dimitrisgr98 3 года назад
I always thought you can use they in a singular sense when you are referring to someone formally or in case you don't know then and want to be polite
@TRexila
@TRexila 3 года назад
See that's weird, because I was taught to use singular they, which made the backlash I saw about it really confusing lmao. conversely, I was told to never use a / in prose so who tf knows lol.
@cactustactics
@cactustactics 3 года назад
People have used "they" in the singular sense for centuries, and anyone who says what you ~should~ use is just giving an opinion, so I wouldn't worry about it! Write what you like, it's all good (unless you have to follow a style guide for some specific reason)
@21lizra
@21lizra 3 года назад
I'd be laughing if I weren't so goddamn tired of this...
@TransparentLabyrinth
@TransparentLabyrinth 3 года назад
capitalists: capitalism promotes innovation! also capitalists: *patents, trademarks, and puts under NDA any and all ideas they possibly can, choking out any and all innovation*
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