Patrice O'Neal on O&A #81 - I Must Be Damaging Bitches 

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Yeah dude, you’ve already commented that shit…all of you newcomers to Patrice need to get off the mans nuts…he’d tell you the same

🥲Yeah. Hes my Zodiac Sign.

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What's up brother

He was so far ahead of time

from Israel and this my guyyy

They're all terrible aren't they? I haven't heard one that was good.

Women you can't see or f-k are useless.

I 💯 agree! I loved Patrice calling the girls out because to me, it’s like “Okay, fine, you’re a porn star. Can you like, be interesting? Tell us an intriguing story, or say something interesting about your life or the business or something!” Luckily that guy was with Gina Lynn, he was actually making the conversation interesting because he was talking about his background and being real. How are you gonna come onto a radio show, clam up and not be interesting? We’ve watched some of your scenes or at least saw you on the Eminem “Superman” music video. Tell us the stuff behind the scenes we don’t know--I’m grateful her husband was there to guide the convo down the rabbit hole a little more. Otherwise, that entire segment would have been boring.

@@teigued28 Nicole Aniston was really cool and funny AND hot, but yeah, that's about it

He said his peace, chilled and let that dull conversation continue. That shit was snoozeville after patrice stopped talking

Fuck yeah !!!

Just thinking that. I’d try to spot him but I can’t tell them apart

@@MrCLUTCHPANTSlmaoo fuck you

​@@MrCLUTCHPANTS LMAO

+RJ Based exactly. he called them out to some degree but i feel he was still kinda holding back. the husband kind of got it though, i dont think the two girls did though

Absolutely! You can tell he was bored because and somewhat annoyed. It was like the Ludacris episode where he got annoyed, too, because Patrice felt like Ludacris wasn’t keeping it real. If you’re a porn star being brought on Opie and Anthony, why are you clamming up? We’ve already seen your work, or the Eminem “Superman” music video. We want to know behind-the-scenes information, interesting things that the average person doesn’t know about the inside of the business. I totally understood where Patrice was coming from, and thank goodness her husband was there to kind of direct the conversation and be real himself. If it wasn’t for him, this segment would have been a complete waste.

@@nicholasolsen3360to me it already was a complete waste, I had to skip through it. Buckethead pornstars have no business being on radio

TheTigerdurden shit made me laugh so hard

2023

2024

Patrice knows all women lack personalities.

There are an elite few that it seems to me are really cool in a way that is like a normal personality but they are rare. Lexi Swallow is GREAT, and sadly not very known, I think. Nicole Aniston, Lily Thai, Katie St. Ives, Stefania Mafra, I think. AND, although I am not a fan of her work, Asa Akira is a GREAT personality

@@jjgeoffphhcinkkllee They're ALL dumb whores.

Hell yeah love seeing other Patrice fans

Patrice was an ignorant racist.

I often wonder "what would Patrice say" regarding soOoOo many things happening in society. I don't think I ever heard him miss, to be honest.

@@ingrid_inthesky he wanted Ant and Jill Nicoleaky to be a thing, but look how that turned out.

@@brandonb3174 Patrice was right though. They were great together. Ant just wasn't listening to Patrice on how to train her to be a soldier. That and he couldn't stop fuckin 19 year olds from Paltalk. It happens 🤷 "Not every baby turtle makes it to the ocean"

I'd cut my right nut off to bring Patrice back

@@kingsnorkie he wouldnt take a hard pinch for you haha

@@jsp7218 hah he's given more than enough.

Dave Chappell used his blueprint......

@@leronrussell1628 What do you mean?

I don't think I've ever laughed so hard listening to David and bobo

@@dknecro21092013 I don’t honk I’ve ever laughed at David and Bobo

It was like morty and morty

​@@AVoulgarellis Who's "morty"?

@@WhiteMaurice from Rick and Morty

"So you have a haunted head?" haha

Kind of the opposite of a haircut

"They should've just put play-doh in your mouth and squeezed it" :D or "Your head looks like my armpit" hahahahah

He literally was talking about onlyfans before it came about

Maaaannn... they recorded a lot of shit thats just sitting around in peoples properties. When burr drop patrice documentary i wish to see all his street and studio films

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Lol that was a good one

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Best timestamp of all time

The caller had some norm mcdonald in him. That patrice laugh is so contagius

so true, hot women have the worst personality and porn stars are the worst of the worst because they literally have never had to have a personality. It's like a person being carried around their whole life and then when they are 30 years old, their legs are so atrophied that they can't even walk. Porn stars have atrophied personalities.

@@nickdipaolofan5948 applicable to Only Fans models

Fuck yeah , love seeing recent comments and this community of Patrice O’Neal fans

Bro this is literally my go to work playlist 🤦🏽‍♂️😭

NOBODY CARES…and we know what the fucking year it is dummy

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I've listened to every one of these 1 after the other. Probably 5 times throughout the years. And half way through again🤘

Me too brother 👌🏻💯

I the "character" is really him, the mainstream guy is the real character

* think

He’s my favorite comedian of all time because he could write well, just freestyle a set and he was naturally one of the funniest people of all time regardless of the fact he was also a comedian. He was like Carlin, Pryor and Redd Foxx rolled into one person.

Trueish. But some long winded ass shit.

Woah you totally lost me with that Stephen Colbert remark

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I laughed so hard at that hahaha

Natural born killas -ice cube and Dr dre

@@Blood0cean thank youuuu

Yess

he is the living embodiment of the car crash sound effect.

@@JuggyBohab if douche chills was a person

You can hear him playing on his phone around the 2 hour 19 minute mark and Anthony coughing to get his attention.

I didn't mind Opie too much years back when I very first got into this show. But after enough listens he becomes more and more irritating. Him and his stupid fan phone calls and unfunny jokes. Ugh! God he sucked.

Haha hell yeah that would be sick

That subtle augh! Was hilarious

So funny

Lol the subtly in the man's delivery on the joke 😂

Man for real it’s sad to hear we need him now more than ever

He said once he'll die when he feels like it, don't ask him about his medicine. It's sad as fuck but leave a man be.

@@jefflabbecomedy the thing is that Patrice was as honest as it gets, and this was one of the only times I heard him lie, don’t get me wrong we shouldn’t be angry at him but, I just wish things were different

@@bamTubeDude addiction is addiction. The man had an addiction to food. He talked about how he struggled to try to eat healthier. It’s harder to take seriously because it’s food, but it was a real problem for him and he would admit it.

@@rosebuddelicious8491 90 percent of people in America have an Addiction to food, so it’s pretty obvious that it’s an addiction we all know that man, but we also know that you need food to survive and if you don’t eat you will also die so I see food differently than being addicted to something else. It happens to the best of them. Our point with the lie thing is that we all know what solves obesity, eating healthier or getting in shape consistently.

What's it called

"Greatest autobiography of all time" 🤦‍♂️

I agree. Jimmy & Patrice is great but Ant & Patrice is classic! Plus Jimmy left early in the last episode and it just slowed to a halt... Ultimately, Ant, Jimmy & Patrice is comedy gold! And Opie uh... Pushes buttons good...

Do we?? Part of me thinks what makes there genius God level is the fact they checked out when they did...who knows what they would be like in 2022.... It's like when people say if pac or biggie was alive rap wouldn't be bad I'm like eh...how do we know Tupac wouldn't be trying to rap like kodak black or biggie doing songs with fucking doja cat...

Alvalanker EX Play-doh

Thank you good Sir 👍

Great name lol fat man redemption

i posted the link!

+LambLover46 Where?

TheOssumPawesome Apparently they delete links. Search Patrice O'neal on O&A #47 - Misogyny and Mayhem. It's at 2:33:17 starting with Jimmy's story.

That's my favorite episode ever! Jimmy's barbaric prank stories from that episode make me cry laughing every time. He put cat shit in his friends fathers newspaper lol

+Angry Dwarf Hey Staaaanley

on purpose

He felt it was the right decision for him.

He never sold out

@@Harrisonhendricks "Selling out" and "selling" are two different things. I think he was just before his time. If he were savvy enough to start a podcast the way Joe Rogen did he would be doing very well right now. He needed someone to go set up everything for him.

The only wrong decision of him might come from his diet

Dirk Diggler Thought he said I don't like you 50 years ago

I've been listening to Patrice O'Neal on OnA and The Black Philip Show for the past 6 years and this bastard is still making me laugh. He does it all with material that I started listening to approximately 3-4 years after his death.

He was losing the argument on crime so he had to switch to the ‘not all whites are white’

You wouldn't have hours of Patrice if it wasn't for social media

@@benitosotelo444 Is RU-vid social media? If so then I retract my statement. What I meant was face book, Insta gram, twit ter and all that type of bs

@@benitosotelo444 uploading entertainment is not social media, that would make shit like hbo and Netflix "social media"

+Nick E the aaaaaaa fading in the background... the perfect laugh

I can't not laugh when I hear him laugh like that

Screech.....BANG!!

Poke holes on his head and make him put play doh on his mouth was also a savage line. reference to a 90s candy where the toy hair was chocolate little noodles

You Are The One by Shiny Toy Guns

I was surprised by that