Patrice O'Neal - Self-Sabotage 

There can never be enough Patrice channels on... Men, we are turning this franchise around!

"You not only got to tell them what they did, you have to tell them why they're doing it." Hits every time

This man was a living street psychologist. No college trained psychologist can touch him. He has an insight I only WISH to have. Patrice was a true Master.

Real men understand Patrice. Fake ones wont understand and say patrice is a misogynist.

That dude needed to shut up and listen to this legend when he was speaking and giving advice to him...

Love how Patrice shows woman they don't know f all about what they think they're experts at e.g relationships.

damn. Patrice was a genious he is like a psychologist without even having a degree and he is always on point R.I.P.

The erratic caller is now 52 years old, if you give a damn. Hope he has a good life somewhere.

"He's with a bitch he doesnt want to get rid of, but his gut is telling him to tell her to fuck off, but he cant. Cause he loves her." This man was coming up with insight views into problems that didnt even exist for me yet when this beautiful bastard was alive.

"I love her for who she is not who she could be" Women love men for the exact opposite reasons.

To be a man truly is a blessing and truly a curse god I love it to be able to just have the choice to be above the bullshit Is basically ours to make but you have to be able to lose it all

Dante always adds nothing, but sounds cool doing it. Good wingman to have..

"Hmm! Really, expand on that" *silence* "Exactly." LMFAO RIP YOU LEGEND

General P giving great game as always. When women give you emotion give them options. Stay righteous about what you do!

Take a shot everytime that guy says " That's right !"

Patrice is Real doctor ..he's helped men All over America thanks bro!! Your work will stand for years to come!!

love how he takes the time out to troll Yamaneika before he gets serious. So funny. RIP

"...You're not at the place where you're ready to put her to sleep" LOL

Please bring back Patrice and take Dr Phil.

The caller is in such pain that he isn’t even listening to what Patrice is saying

Patrice was next level genius

"Pussy ain't nuttin but a drug man! don't tell me! i'm wearing a patch right now!" -Bernie mac

Women can be in love; men have to be in control...

Rip big guy

That caller was confused about his identity, sounded like he kept switching back and forth from black to white. Pick one and commit dude, you've had 39 years , do you need 39 more to decided?

Best part was when Patrice clowned on Yamanika and she just took it. Hahahaha Good thing he wasn't Doug Stanhope.

I come here everytime i fuck up. I see all the bullshit i was doing wrong and patrice just schools me.

Patrice was a mans man. Miss that guy💔

They are so damn Replaceable lmbo, smh that’s the funny part

Love this guy. May he Rest In Peace. With guys like him were around ten fifteen years ago. Would have saved me a lot of trouble and wasted time with women

I swear some of these callers don't really pay attention to the advice that is bestowed by Patrice O' N. How do you call in to the show and not shut up and listen.

The best display of practiced knowledge...

This is golden

Still my favorite comic. RIP

that dog analogy tho patrice 🐐'd

I wish patrice was here right now

We miss Patrice damn it

Is it me or does it sound like Patrice always eating something 😂 RIP Big bro

I wish he go in depth when he said give her options. The caller was getting annoying.

Him roasting Yamanika hahah!!!

ya my niggaa...thats her name

''Yamanika?Like a fuckin' camera or some shit.'' Lmfao

Hes in love with the fantasy of her being the woman he wants her to be

I..... NO..... THE WORLD was not ready for YAMENIKA JACKSON.

thanks for posting these comedy crackhead i miss patrice so much :/

Classic game from the Legend Patrice

That Yamanica bit @11:00 is too good

yamaneika jackson had me rollin'!

Bro Patrice is the god of analogies

1) A man has to elevate above his whaman. You have to always explain to her 'What she did' & 'Why she did it'. 2) A man has to p!mp/manage his chick forever. It never ends - he can never get complacent n think that it will be ok from now on.P!mping her never ends. 3) Whaman are lovable but not likable. They never feel the need to develop likable traits. So they arent able to maintain LTRs. 4) If you wanna end things with her, dont just give her empty threats. That will devalue you amd yr threats dont mean anything then..........Once you give her an ultimatum, Act on it too or you can be cold n distant till she reforms herself. 5) Whamen are Reactionary. She emotionally reacts to yr logical statement. So dont ever give her ammunition - Never argue with her. Say your point with a cold, indifferent look on ur face n then walk away.

Man, I fucking love Patrice. He makes soooo much sense, shit.

Salutes to Don Patrice.💯🔥🔥☝️💯

I probably would have killed myself without Patrices help

Needed this! 💯

I want somebody to expand upon the idea of options, because it's a little vague.

I choo choo choose you

@dust_and_grime wuz here 🏆 Long live Patrice O'Neal. 🙌

Thats right

i agree with patrice about the threat having less power when you dont follow through. i did the same shit to a girl. and she wont stop doing the shit that pisses me off, having temper tantrums, assuming were dating bla bla bla. so cut her ass off for good and now she stalks me through her moms instagram bc i blocked her on every thing.

my main man patrice

Patrice says his girl got too comfortable. I guess the 'never cohabitate' tip wasn't around back then?

When he met nikka!!!

10:45

I was in the same situation as the dude who called. But i’m still in hs so shit blows over quickly.

Weekday options is he talking about at the end?

12:20 wow

10:54 Whats your name again?

So how you call Patrice

7:10

"& you gotta keep this in yo fat fuckin' heads . . " 😆

6:00 OH GET TO THE GOD DAMN POINT!

Can someone find this dude somehow? I wonder how it turned out

As much as people love Patrice’s advice for ladies and relationships… i’d rather hear him just pontificating about shit than advice after advice and a pathetic caller after a pathetic caller. Sad he never had his own podcast where he could just be him for whatever that’s worth.

Gautama O'Neal

What did he mean by options?

This caller is insanely annoying

Like vs love @7:00

4:35

And here gentlemen is a simp in the Ancient Times

39-yr-old trying to act all hip, jive, n gangsta.

This guy needs to be ok with being white

How much coke did he do before calling?

10:50 So the call in guy needed some advice. Then half way thru he says "yeah ur the truth,ever since I implemented any of ur ideas she's been like what? Wake up!" So the caller needs advice,or he called in to say he was already getting results... Paid actors 😂

I'll never understand how Patrice became a relationship counselor. A real man finds an honest woman, gets married and leads a family.