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Patrice O'Neal - Tools & Techniques 

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Комментарии : 135   
@jessemedina4482
@jessemedina4482 5 лет назад
Every man should do every thing Patrice says in this clip at least once.. the world would instantly be an entirely different place.
@guiAI
@guiAI 3 года назад
This is my absolute favourite video ever
@AD-ec3sm
@AD-ec3sm 4 дня назад
5:47 that collective UGHHH after he states fact will always make me laugh. And the way kareth reacts when he says hairy fish lol
@lazyboii49
@lazyboii49 5 лет назад
why couldnt we have video footage of these episodes
@jv4vidss
@jv4vidss 5 лет назад
we can't get greedy
@MR_JJKK
@MR_JJKK 4 года назад
I wish
@valejojohnson
@valejojohnson 4 года назад
....cause they're radio shows?
@marleyjanim5033
@marleyjanim5033 3 года назад
Old school radio
@8000watts
@8000watts 2 года назад
Yo!! I just discovered a video from one of the episodes! Look up something like, “rare footage of The Black Phillip Show” or something like that and I’ll try to remember to give you the link. The shit is amazing!
@deadstockproductions2645
@deadstockproductions2645 3 года назад
Man I miss Patrice so much! R.I.P. bro
@badboaz7290
@badboaz7290 3 года назад
Real game. Better than 90% of what these so called PUAs/Dating coaches tell u to do.
@giljuwu9728
@giljuwu9728 3 года назад
Better than all of these crooks. Patrice just tells you "be yourself and don't compromise" and you'll figure OUT YOUR way to get girls that will work everytime.
@badboaz7290
@badboaz7290 3 года назад
@@giljuwu9728 agreed
@hectorramos3436
@hectorramos3436 2 года назад
In our respective "1st world" W.E.I.R.D. societal contexts, especially across America and the Anglosphere, shit is WACK on so many levels+fronts. Regarding these matters, it's no wonder so many young to middle aged men turn to the Jester type like Patrice and Bill Burr for insight and/or guidance.
@GenericInternetter
@GenericInternetter 2 года назад
100%, not 90%
@carloscjr23
@carloscjr23 2 года назад
@@hectorramos3436 that's why those itches try to cancel comedy.
@encyclopediaamericana7234
@encyclopediaamericana7234 4 года назад
That hairy fish you sitting on....😂😂😂😂🤣
@Fractal_Farms
@Fractal_Farms 2 года назад
That damp mess
@ndigs
@ndigs 5 лет назад
You make me sick you Goofy Bear.... Roar!!!
@banditman1986
@banditman1986 4 года назад
Best line on this clip lol
@fabianstonepsn6866
@fabianstonepsn6866 5 лет назад
Hairy fish damp mess
@maxk888
@maxk888 3 года назад
Glad they had girls on the show for 1 reason. To prove Patrices point and to see how his logic sends them to melt down...
@lilmixdboy
@lilmixdboy 3 года назад
Literally almost borderline insulting women while practicing your confidence.... I have seen some beneficial results with my ability to deal with animosity/adversity
@sb.sb.sb.
@sb.sb.sb. 2 года назад
just did that with two women in two days. it is fun man
@Jongonz_algo
@Jongonz_algo 2 года назад
Damn yall I been listening to patrice for the last couple of months. Finally got to the point where I said fuck it. Just went out and started getting girls angry and then apologizing, it works so well. RIP 🙏🏽
@sb.sb.sb.
@sb.sb.sb. 2 года назад
dude I just told the girl I like that she should comb her hair and not dress like a homeless. now she angry lmao.
@andreharris144
@andreharris144 4 месяца назад
what did u do?
@u7angbe
@u7angbe 3 года назад
I go in with a trap excepting a fight, you go in with water and honey" that's some deep profound shit
@mrhollister8520
@mrhollister8520 3 года назад
I can attest to this. A buddy of mine is notorious for riling chicks up. Works every time
@jessewilliams8655
@jessewilliams8655 4 года назад
5:40 omfg what a legend
@S___________
@S___________ 2 года назад
This man is actually a genius bro god rest his soul
@coreyg9305
@coreyg9305 3 года назад
"I can't kill nobody I just came" Bro lmaooo
@KingRaffael
@KingRaffael 3 года назад
Skip the red pill youtube shit n just listen to Pratice.
@cparksaffluent
@cparksaffluent 6 лет назад
1:33 “That’s why you get kicked in the balls”.. I guess that justifies violence... 😕
@zoldlen883
@zoldlen883 4 года назад
Its actually true.
@Josh-go5lu
@Josh-go5lu 3 года назад
Patrice dropped a gem after tho. You can turn hate into love. They'll go from wanting to kick your balls to watching to lick them. Just gotta work her over
@shizz9954
@shizz9954 Год назад
11:55 BEST LAUGHHH I WVER HEARDDDD I LOVE KATHYYYY
@isaiahbrown4583
@isaiahbrown4583 Год назад
I got MAD love for patrice but that swap ish is wild af.
@ivomarcelosantossimoes2113
@ivomarcelosantossimoes2113 2 года назад
Preach brother, gospel for every men
@Topself24
@Topself24 6 лет назад
Yeah men don’t have that level of confidence. Rejection/Failure hurts, so it’s hard to take chances. It’s understandable.
@a.sturdy5940
@a.sturdy5940 6 лет назад
T Stanton Not true but good try
@Topself24
@Topself24 6 лет назад
BigSalomon123 in general men are as confident as Patrice when approaching women? Foh
@a.sturdy5940
@a.sturdy5940 6 лет назад
T Stanton Men indeed has that level, maybe not the same approach but that level of confidence yes.
@tumalditamadresita
@tumalditamadresita 6 лет назад
Yea we do sexy mama We all hunt differently
@roddydykes7053
@roddydykes7053 5 лет назад
T Stanton some men never try because they *perceive* rejection to hurt. While others realize that every rejection missed is just that, a missed opportunity.
@nqabayetugwaza5335
@nqabayetugwaza5335 4 года назад
"If I had a baby arm " haaa haaa haaa
@gregabrams5792
@gregabrams5792 2 года назад
Patrice would run the manosphere today
@ryansgirl2002
@ryansgirl2002 4 года назад
ATTENTION MEN: Just an announcement to inform you that every word Patrice ever spoke about women/relationships/etc. was and is 100% correct, wise, accurate and true. I'm a female but I'm not too full of shit to speak up. . . The man spewed more real truth on the topic than anyone ever. Do as he says with confidence; become a world-class actor if need be, dammit, and your life will never be the same as far as relationships.
@anupamjoshi7231
@anupamjoshi7231 4 года назад
First timing seeing a women reply agreeing on it nice to see it
@sssephiroth6003
@sssephiroth6003 3 года назад
Now this is a woman!
@rawsko0316
@rawsko0316 3 года назад
Respect
@rangequeen
@rangequeen 3 года назад
When I was in my early 20’s, I loved him but thought Patrice was full of shit. As I got older, I realized he is 100% correct and my man is much happier. Happy wife, happy life makes a miserable man.
@ramdaddy8557
@ramdaddy8557 3 года назад
Mm she prolly in Brazil.
@antoniomartinezcomedy2673
@antoniomartinezcomedy2673 2 года назад
If anyone knows any videos where Patrice gives comedy advice they should make a compilation
@aarongarcia5667
@aarongarcia5667 3 года назад
YOUR HAIRY FISH ?!?! Lmfao
@ramdaddy8557
@ramdaddy8557 3 года назад
I love patrice he has made me a better pimp
@scottdavis4388
@scottdavis4388 4 года назад
@2:34. I always laugh.
@georgedroy
@georgedroy 3 года назад
8:35 Danny sounds like Edward Norton
@mellymel2647
@mellymel2647 3 года назад
Facts.
@kylegems62
@kylegems62 4 дня назад
7:26 😂😂
@OttomanBeats
@OttomanBeats 5 лет назад
Hold up , i get kicked in the balls for saying her breath stinks” but i cant smack you for telling me “ you aint shit” .... where is the equality?
@ethanjohnson9091
@ethanjohnson9091 3 года назад
"bitches like yellow"
@AnimeSlaps
@AnimeSlaps 11 месяцев назад
*gets dissed* "Patriceeee 😲🥰🥰"
@brocksamson7164
@brocksamson7164 3 года назад
So now that you got her angry, how do you turn it around?
@rangequeen
@rangequeen 3 года назад
If you make a woman feel basic, she will take it as a challenge to change your mind.
@e.a5612
@e.a5612 3 года назад
Just say you like her now, mine is "you're actually pretty cute when you get mad". after that try to convert all that hate into sexual energy by being more seductive towards her. Cheers man
@residentdaniel9255
@residentdaniel9255 3 года назад
Prophet!
@fishertheadore6095
@fishertheadore6095 3 года назад
Bruh, I'm losing Count with how many Times He says bytch.
@tom57022
@tom57022 2 года назад
How many guys say hi be different no one wants common we all want rare
@saaketh83
@saaketh83 4 года назад
NOOOO HAIRY FISH AHAHAHAHAHA
@SFsailingbiking
@SFsailingbiking 3 года назад
Biblical
@joe-zj8js
@joe-zj8js Год назад
Yo girl get a better barber😂
@florentn7442
@florentn7442 3 года назад
Imagine how much better this video would be if they didn’t have that pigeon there
@pxlarquitectos
@pxlarquitectos 6 лет назад
cant stand that girls annoying laugh, like trying to show off she's cool with the guys
@Elcarnalito420
@Elcarnalito420 4 года назад
She’s annoying af
@alanperez7657
@alanperez7657 3 года назад
No she isnt simp
@iamkevinwilliams
@iamkevinwilliams 5 лет назад
Kimberly Locke is hot
@CornholioPuppetMaster
@CornholioPuppetMaster 5 лет назад
Kevin Williams yea I just looked her up
@jgrullon32
@jgrullon32 Год назад
She thick. I bet she know how to throw it back properly dayum
@colemartin1737
@colemartin1737 3 года назад
Danny's black voice is enraging
@xcesar4impx666
@xcesar4impx666 5 лет назад
goofy bitch!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Lefonqxe
@Lefonqxe Год назад
Z.
@u7angbe
@u7angbe 3 года назад
5:19 Even tho I love Patrice was misogynistic as fuck tho hahaha That's part reason he's so profound cuz he can cancel out the lust part
@montanablack1137
@montanablack1137 3 года назад
This dude act like women are easy going and synergetic. There are just as many women who would make a call to get you cleaned up or pull a trigger for not coming correct(even though they sleep with someone who does that daily). Survival risk aint worth it out here. Especially if your not high on the social heirarchy pedestal.
@cottonballs9
@cottonballs9 3 года назад
Imagine being afraid of women lmfao
@montanablack1137
@montanablack1137 3 года назад
@@cottonballs9 hey, you say that till one has a gun in your face; or calls 5 of her homies that do.
@e.a5612
@e.a5612 3 года назад
You talkin to the wrong women if she tryna smoke you after a simple insult
@montanablack1137
@montanablack1137 3 года назад
@@e.a5612 And yet thats like 75% of the population.
@e.a5612
@e.a5612 3 года назад
@@montanablack1137 come to europe bro, even tasers/pepperspray are illegal here so u can insult them alll day long
@cparksaffluent
@cparksaffluent 6 лет назад
1:33 “That’s why you get kicked in the balls”.. I guess that justifies violence... 😕
@sloaiza81
@sloaiza81 3 года назад
that's what you got out of the conversation?
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