Going To War With Job Bot - Totally Accurate Battle Simulator (TABS) 

“What’s up RU-vid I’m Captain Sauce and I wanna be a RU-vid gamer” the words that started it all I’ve been here since day one thanks for all the happiness Sauce man

“Instant army just add noodles” 1 necromancer 10 cheerleaders

You actually brought my family back together. My kids have grown up and have their own lives and houses.they now come over on Sundays to watch the weeks worth of videos together. Thank you very much for these bonding moments over the last couple of years.

“Nooooo Not like this…YESSS just like this!!” Cracked me up bro

*Job Bot is out for revenge for throwing coffee at his face.*

"i am trapped in my basement with a weirdo by rope" 10 lassos

“No not like this!” One mili second later “Yes just like this!” That is by far one of that fastest turn arounds i have ever seen.

7:37 "they'll put the guns down and try shooting us". Flawless logic.

TABS: "VICTORY" Cap: "but who"

18:00 Fun fact the enemy unit that seems to kill with healing, is the healing mechanics. I have a unit similar to that. If you want lethal healing in your unit too just change the targeting to enemy units and equip the healing ability. Then at the damage calaulation, turn the number into negative and boom burst death. Have fun making your unit

"No seizure tree! Not now!" - Captainsauce 2021

CaptainSauce: If the enemy isn't wearing a shirt in battle, there's a good chance that they are not all that important Me thinking about Rambo: Are you sure about that?

You would think killing a CRT monitor would be simple

I love he tells jokes constantly, you hear a joke, quickly followed by ten, and most of them land, it's great

“THIS IS A BATTLE TO THE DEATH NOT A POKÉMON BATTLE!” Captain S-

“NO SEIZURE TREE!” Is my new favorite fraze

"This is supposed to be a battle to the death, not a pokemon battle, i shouldnt have to study type advantages!" You expected a normal battle in Totally Accurate Battle Simulator?

"Revenge of the gg button " 30 cupids making the circle 20 ballista's making the gg

12:40 I'm surprised that Captain Sauce never thought of using the *god killer* AKA the Balista against the *God* of War.

Hey Cap, the Rage ability makes units invincible for a short while 5 seconds I think. It also buffs damage and attack speed.

I was litterally just watching his old job simulator videos when he posted this.

“Mecha Tewrk VS Sauce force” Optimus with a bakers dozens of cheerleaders One of every captain sauce you featured in your showcase of all the sauces without the one the launches rockets

"Pumpkin Bumpkins and A Very Angry Elephant" 20 Haybalers (in a V formation) 2 Pumpkin catapults (At each end of the V) 1 Snuffy (In the middle of the V)

I was only slightly triggered when he called tweakbot tempbot

If only there was a battle cat(customized units)

"I am a normal person i see captain sauce i click" -A captain sauce viewer veteran

Fun fact: The plural of Zeus is “Zeus”

"what time do you think it is? also your suppose to use a pistol not an army of pirates" job bot:i see no problem

"Say which team wins, Not which team loses." There's literally a giant row of text saying "Victory".

Also the game "I expect you to die 2" has a demo now, you should play it

I'm super sure at this point that the enemy units in campaigns are buffed up. We have seen examples of this before, and in the first battle, a bunch of farmers managed to kill two Zues'.

Fun fact that I know for no reason: Ares was actually commonly depicted going onto earth and participating in wars with humans.

I was just re-watching the job simulator series

they now have job bot & friends in TABS ... This is gonna be a good episode

The tank has one of the strongest ranged attacks if you control it to stop it from killing itself by rushing into close range and firing.

two of my favorite games combined job simulator and tabs THIS MUST BE A DREAM!

Job bot+Temp bot would like to know your location. Everyone: welp guess we will die.

What about the malnutritioned cowboy who found an alien teleporter, are you gonna continue that series yet?

"No seizure tree!" I'm dead.

“worst idea yet” a dark peasant versus another dark peasant

Me: throws paper at job bot Job bot: FIREBALL 🔥

Nobody has seen the full video and it has 1.1k likes, really says something about the quality of the content, keep it up Cap, you’re doing great

0:48 of course you do!! Everyone knows that bullets are super effective against humans!

I love how cap just ignores the giant words that say VICTORY and focused on the defeated blue team part

I expected this a long time ago, human.

Job bot’s type advantage is work!

alright. tabs things u might wanna 2 know: cheiftan does a butt-ton of damage but has like, no health and landfall is completely fine with that but not the super boxer doing like, 12 more damage than they felt he was supposed to. ALMOST all removed units (like chicken man and man man and blinkdagger for example) are returning as unit creator exclusives including neon faction (you can make them in unit creator because their stuff is coming back but they aren't returning as landfall-made units.) the shadow walker teleports behind the farthest unit from them, not the farthest from the line or just to ranged units. minotaurs are op, jarls have a rage mode that makes them invincible and for some reason lasts insanely long sometimes, the kings attack cool-down decreases when dealing damage/killing, the ballooner and pharoh disable enemy attacks completely when hit/in circle, "super peasant punch" is what makes super peasant fly and the dash the shogun does is because of his sword and samurai can deflect 1 time, shogun 24, thor 11, samurai giant 3 (but can block bigger stuff like ballista bolts) the blowdart, necromancer, tear/mustard gas weapon and the witch staff projectiles and ice mage are the only POISON things in tabs. (necromancer and ice mage are debateable but they both take the enemy's health over time) and also giving the hover ability to giant units helps them stand. the plural of "zeus" is "zeuss" which is probably pronounced "zeuses"

One question to the campaigns: Where fluffes!?

If captainsauce reads this comment, the plural of Zeus is “Zeuss” with two S.

The plural of zeus is zeese probably.

Seeing this game and it's community grow is amazing, especially seeing it from his first ever video on this game. If anyone remembers the chicken man man from a few years ago I applaud you.

To beat the godlike unit at the end, just use a rapid fire ballista and take control of them!

Me and the boys fighting a robot so that we can skip work.

The plural of Zeus is just Zeus the internet says

I have an Idea. You could take control of a deadeye high up and then litter the battlefield with hobbits, barrel rollers, and bards. Don't worry there sacrifice will be remembered in the church of the Wobbly Horse, except maybe the hobbits.

Fffffff "Itty bitty gangbang" oml thats so fucking good

I was curious, so i found out that Zeus is like deer. The plural of zeus is Zeus

Come on I thought I was getting more job simulator for a second

"The Invincible vs The Unbeatable" 1 One Punch Man vs 1 Dark Peasant

When I saw job bot in the thumbnail, well, let’s just say, nothing could describe the amount of fear I experienced

there was actually 15 in the Aries army

Cap you really need to play clone drone again later they completely added a new chapter and a whole bunch of other updates new upgrades you can get it's all super cool please go back to that series I love it

Captain Sauce, did you know that you have your own firework in Fireworks Mania? Its called the "Captain Sensible"

If sauce wants to use musketeers, he should remember this. 1- put them far in the back 2- use closed order formation ( they should be very close together for maximum accuracy and fire poler)

E Also cap if ur red then that means when tabs says "VICTORY" that means red won

I love how he’s dissing temp bot

Always love the TABS videos! Keep up the good work!

Did not know you could control units, this changes so much with a shooter that you can pick targets not just the closest.

Day 16 of asking captain sauce to bring back the west of loathing series.

wobbly knee syndrome 15 pikes in a phalanx with stationary flag bearers Two cheerleaders 4 harpooners You only get all the wobbly horse units. (Cowboy, jouster, Calvary, and chariot)

*A big wobbly wave is coming* A flag bearer 10 hobbits A catapult A wheelbarrow A ballooner And tree miners on you camp of the battle field And a barrel roller On the legacy map, you defending the wobbly church, no secret and/or custom units allowed

The "ion canon" that cup head shot was his charge shot. Kinda ironic cause you loved the charge shot so much you killed the final boss with it. So it is a ion cannon in my eyes

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I don't think this is what Dr. Phil had in mind when he sent Job Bot to "the Ranch"...

Zeus fighting Ares is like a father getting his belt to punish his son BUT THEN THE SON FEELS NO PAIN

Battle challenge 'Orgy' Surrounded by 50 vampires and 19 cupids Have fun

You should 100% vacation simulator, I won't spoil the true ending but I think you will love it.

Cap, dude you crack me up, small hotdogs jokes, special fire balls and all the Baddies, friggin enjoyin the videos my dude.

If you want to "absorb" the souls of an enemy in TABS, Give the unit the healing ability, But give a negative number, It will drain health quickly instead of healing

the snuffys where acctualy really smart takeing out the barrels first cuz if they dident they would take alot of damage then go for the barrels so they would have taken alot of damage before the barrels so when they hit the barrels they would die but they hit the barrels first so they wouldent die

i think sauce deleted the memory of grim getting yeeted by two spear throwers

Explanation for the soul absorber In the unit creator you can alter the stats of the unit you have made and if you have a normal Weapon and set the damage to a negative number the weapon will heal with its attacks so if you give a unit a throwable weapon like a Zeus bolt or a lotion and then set that weapons projectile to heal and then set that to a negative amount you get a life draining attack right from the units hands

3:36 Grim: ha ha real funny man😈

Thank you captainsauce you got me though bad moments and you were there for all the good moments so yeah thank you

If you use the healing beam and make your unit have negative damage it does what the soul absorber dose

1:35 employers? He is the most famous bot, he's like the manager of everything

Cap is taking over multiple games. He took over paint the town red and now also tabs

I just love how he words his complaints and insults. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

7:56 I was thinking 'Mark Hamil could make it work for three feature length films, so why not you'

"Sanic" -tanks -wobbly horses -cheerleaders

Sauce: If you are not wearing a shirt in battle, chances are you are not important. Heroes without a shirt: *intensifies*

Fight Futuristic campaign, is just like a regular campaign but with Futuristic faction

The last enemy seems to be a mixture of a Chronomancer and a Monarch. Use both of them against him together if you have enough money or use them one by one. One of them should manage.

" Oh Job bot oh how the mighty has fallen " - CaptainSauce, 2021 (lol)

I have just become aware that I Expect You To Die 2 is soon to release and it would be cool to see you play it, (despite the VR thing you don’t do often anymore).

The plural of Zeus is zeī and I’ve been watching your vids for years now CaptainSauce if you can just read this it will make my day and you say it like zei

"Tabs revenge on Captainsauce" Every single strong unit in every faction. (Except for the dark and super peasant). No secret or custom units. Vs One Captainsauce

“Oh yeah grim your doing the lords work” does that really make sense though?

quick draw: *dies* CaptainSauce: Good dodge!

theres this escape room type mobile game called the great zoo escape were you pretty much help animals escape. btw i never finished and ther is also a sequel to it